#what the heck you doing hitting on that witch

[bcbdrums]

soul eater manga spoilers

Stein x THAT ONE KINKY WITCH

i think about this sometimes. like. dang girl. what, was ohkubo just...channeling all the stein fangirls into that witch?? my gosh.

[irislunace]

Siciria Analyzes The Most Complex Stick Figures Known To Man (part 1)

SPOILERS FOR AVA / AVM / INFLUENCER ARC SERIES

READ AT UR OWN RISK

Also here's part 2

I was rewatching Influencer Arc Ep 1 because the music slays, and the fight choreography is just awesome.

*cut to Siciria chilling*

But then I noticed this;

So, to those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, I noticed that Blue just kind of waits there for a moment before going in to help Red. I wondered why, because throughout the series, these stick figures are shown to have really quick reaction times in these kinds of moments.

But then it hit me; it's about personality.

So then I decided to do a deep analysis of Blue's character, which is probably going to be the first of five parts (maybe even more) where I deep dive into everyone's traits and flaws and whatnot.

-

Here goes...

So, we've seen Blue as more of the pacifist assistant. He likes plants, netherwart, potions, and cooking. You don't really see him being the first to instigate something, or the star of a fight. Heck, even in the Raid episode, it's more focused on Yellow and the command block staff than him.

But we do see more of an aggressive trait as well, in that sometimes, he acts without thinking.

LIKE THE LAVA. HE DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT AND JUMPED INTO STICKING LAVA. WOW. WOWOWOW. WOWOWOW.

But, what startles me, is that even though he'll self-sacrificially jump to save someone, and follow someone without thinking, and needs someone to ground him (usually Yellow), there are also times where he just freezes. Like in the Influencer Arc. He freezes when Red is getting beat up by the clones, before shooting at them. His brain takes a second (hehe) to catch up.

And here, too. Yellow is making a plan, where Blue's emotions are overriding any sort of thought.

...BUT AT THE SAME TIME, we also see those two things coalesce together for the better. We see him take action instead of freezing, and actually think about what he's doing as well. And this moment in the battle against the King goes kind of unnoticed, in my opinion, since there were so many hard fighting sequences and emotional stakes.

LIKE WHAT THE STICK. HE LED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE INTO WAR, AND THEY WERE ACTUALLY ABLE TO HOLD THEIR OWN AND CAUSE THE PILLAGERS TO RUN AWAY WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CONTEXT OR PRIOR TRAINING (albeit before they came back with the evoker and illusioner)

But we also don't talk about how much he assists everyone else. Like here. Green would have gone flying twice if Blue didn't have the presence of mind to brace him.

I saw a comment under the video calling Blue the MVP of the fight against Greenscreen. And while I do harbor the opinion that everyone contributed a lot to the win (and don't really agree with the comment, as Green, Yellow, Red, and Second contributed so much too), you can't deny that he assisted everyone frequently during the fight, and was a key part of success.

Blue's character arc is something we don't really talk about much as a fandom, but there are truly some moments which are, like, really cool.

And the most important one of all, of course.

Bluecifer "Elsa" Blonde. (my fanmade name, tell me if u like it!)

#slayqueen

EDIT AS OF 9/24/24:

There's also something else I noticed. Blue is shown to be able to keep track of a lot of things at the same time as well, like the positioning of his friends in a battle, and enhance them properly. He knows exactly what they need and can deliver it to them.

In the Witch, when he arms himself with potions and starts fighting, he has the presence of mind to turn his friends into animals that can stop the witch. For example, when Red is about to strike, he turns him into a golem for it to pack more punch. It's truly amazing, because he was able to pinpoint that that was about to happen before it did.

And even with himself, when the witch started shapeshifting, he did too. He knew exactly which mob would combat which, and he might have won if he hadn't run out.

[amphibiahawks321]

[M!Reader on the phone with aphmau]

Aphmau : Are you sure having Lucinda as your roommate is at all safe? I mean don't get me wrong she's careful with her potions buuuuuut sometimes her mixing can create massive explosions

M!Reader : Don't worry aph she's very careful with her potions making also I'm pretty sure roommate with a witch is better then roommate with someone who ships me with someone behind my back

Aphmau : ........Touché

M!Reader : Lucinda is a careful woman she won't do anything crazy-

💥💥💥!!!!

Aphmau : Y/N!? the heck was that noise!

M!Reader : U-ummmmm talk to you later aph!

Aphmau : Seriously! what the heck was tha-

[END PHONE CALLED]

[Goes to Lucinda's room]

M!Reader : What in Irene was that!

Lucinda : [Cough] [Cough] heeeeeeeey baby

M!Reader : What potions were you creating! It almost hit our precious TV!

[grabs her potion book]

M!Reader : a truth telling potion? Wait what's this?

[Sees a folded paper on the book]

[Takes the folded paper]

M!Reader : a list of questions? Do you actually love me? If I say I miss you too much will you dislike me? am I too clingy? Will you still love me if I get jealous?

M!Reader : Awwww Lucinda are you being insecure again?

Lucinda : .....A bit yes

M!Reader : Lucinda you know I'm not like Ivan like at all right?

Lucinda : [sighs] I know I know I'm so sorry for thinking like that Y/N I just-

M!Reader : Lucinda don't worry i understand...

Lucinda : R-really?

M!Reader : you had a bad relationship in the past and you just wanna make sure we're not gonna be one

Lucinda : Awwwww! How did I land such a cutie like you~

Lucinda : How about this For being doubtful and almost exploding our TV how about I treat you with going out to eat?

M!Reader : Awww that's so nice Lucinda! But really it's not necessary-

Lucinda : We'll go to olive garden~

M!Reader : DEAL!

[M!Reader thought 💭]

I am so sending pictures of the food to aphmau...

[✨you're welcome aphmau&mystreet fans✨]

[silverofthunder]

i decided to share a rec list of some of my fave fics. my "to read" list is still long and i wish i could read so much more but as the time is limited... well, you know. heck, people literally have whole masterlists i could recommend but anyway, i wanted to give a little shoutout to some of the fics. there are some super duper great writers in this fandom and i can't tell enough how much i appreciate your work. my humblest thank yous to all! ❤️

Haeresis Heiress by GhulehVous || mature

if you want to read some family-centered shenanigans, this is your fic. dad!Secondo is surely something you didn't know you needed - though in this case, the path to parenthood is not that smooth. 😊 lots of humor and awkward situations so far!

In the Darkness of Your Dreams by @the-curator1 || 18+

demon!Copia makes me melt. he's so sweet, i want him to protect me, too. 😊 beautifully written piece. ❤️

In Cold Blood by @da-rulah || 18+ (dark fic)

absolutely great. this is creepy but in a captivating way. reading this was like watching some horror movie. this surely would be an amazing horror movie.

First Bite by @ghuleh-witch || 18+

Dracopia, do i need to say more? what a delicious little treat. 😏

Winter Chill <> The Date <> Question Marks <> Couple Skate by @kissingghouls || 18+

i loooooove Mary Goore in these. all are such a delight to read, you will fall in love Mary if you already aren't in love with them/him.

Napping in the Clouds by @ramblingoak || SFW

aww, such a cute steampunk family-centered piece. Secondo and little Copia are so adorable!

Blinded by @lilspacewolfie || 18+

love the devil!Terzo concept and and this is just delicious. beautifully written. (i definitely need to read more...) ❤️

I Knew Nothing But Shadows by @writingjourney || 18+

a masterpiece. such a beautiful, raw story that really hits all the spots within you - honestly. it feels like words aren't enough to describe this. just wow. ❤️

Ribbons & Ties by @anamelessfool || teen and up

such a great world-building, lovely story about Terzo and Omega's relationship. ❤️

[alanaartdream]

Funny thing happened on one of my TikTok videos where I was drawing and talking about fairly odd parents; my fairy Timmy au; and Nicktoons unite

And I had a comment on one of them

Asking

*Danny PHANTOM has a FANDOM 😭*

With that crying emoji with it and I responded that yeah it does like I was surprised someone would ask like that being as Danny phantom was one of nicktoons most popular cartoons along with fairly odd parents invader zim; Jimmy neutron and SpongeBob for quite awhile until well Nickelodeon made SpongeBob their golden child out of its cartoons and devoted all it’s attention to it ignoring it’s other cartoons series (it kinda reflects in the nicktoons unite games because when those games started you could see they tried to include all the most popular cartoons main characters as it’s focused but as the game started to hit the end of their run the games got more and more focused on making SpongeBob the main focus witch is kinda sad they went that way)

Like I live in Australia 🇦🇺 and grew up in Australia 🇦🇺 so not all the nicktoons shows or games made it to here or were not advertised much other here ( also like most Australian families didn’t have foxtel networks like Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon; like in mine it was enithr have internet cable or tv cable and we went with having internet cable so would end up watching Danny phantom on YouTube as well as watching others game play of nicktoons unite games on there as well; think I enjoyed watching the cut scenes most)

So my guess that commenter didn’t really get to see Danny phantom cartoons ever being as here in Australia most of us got to watch Nickelodeon cartoons through abc kids channel here a lot of fairly odd parents cartoons made it on there and I think jimmy Timmy power hour made it onto there

(I was obsessed with cartoons as a kid and became obsessed with anime as a teenager; those both became a hyperfixtion for my adhd brain and I can tell you kid and teenager me REALLY hated those reality TV shows that got into way of cartoons/ anime I wanted to watch

I hated those sidcoms that were not cartoons because they stated to replace cartoons I enjoyed on other free to air channels here in Australia

Think I wasn’t the only kid who hated those I remember abc kids network asking it’s kid fans what they wanted on the network and a lot were asking for anime content so not many wanted those sitcoms)

So my guess is they only knew a handful of the nicktoons because probably only got to see only a handful of the cartoons from where they were from (what I do know Australia got SpongeBob on channel 10 network in the mornings I believe; not sure wasn’t as into SpongeBob as many others were I was more into fairly odd parents; invader zim; a very beavers cat dog Rugrats and Aaaahhh! Real monsters!

Ok now that I think about it it was abc kids and channel ten that would air Nickelodeon cartoons/shows to Australian audiences one would do mornings or Saturday mornings while the other would do afternoons after school

You had to get the times just right to watch your favourite shows

And I know jimmy neutron did well here because his movie did make it here as did fairly odd parents because that ended up showing until like seasons 6-7 on abc kids in afternoons then just stopped so kids knew about those cartoons heck avatar last air bender ended up on that network as well for a time but the thing was invader Zim and Danny phantom didn’t end up on either of those free to air tv; you had to watch on YouTube or a friend would have dvd box set of the show and you could watch it from them (that’s how as a teenager I got to see invader zim and Danny phantom I had to go to YouTube for that)

So maybe that’s why half don’t understand Danny’s family/ friends got his back while many misunderstood how Timmy’s life truly sucked for him or why he needed Wanda & Cosmo

They may not of gotten many episodes to go off on and maybe what other fans have told them or maybe I’m overthinking things

[keenzinemugstudent]

Superman x witch fem black reader x Superboy! Our future? Part 1!

You come back from a mission only to meet a boy who claims to be your son?!

After your mission with Flash which was an epic win! After going back in time to help stop an ancient Egyptian pharaoh from destroying world you just wanted to turn in your report go home and watch TV and rest but life had another plan for you today!

"When you use that spell on that other guy and had him hallucinating that he was fighting in his underwear was absolutely hilarious Y/H/N! (Your Hero Name)

"Right? Like he didn't see that coming! I do feel bad for the poor guy tho." We entered the Batcave as we got closer we could hear three people talking I saw Batman and Superman an unfamiliar face. It was a boy well more like a teenager he had blue jeans, black combat boots with a black shirt when he turned around I can see the Superman symbol and for some reason you had this pull towards him and he looked strangely familiar?

"Hey guy's! We're back it took a while you know with the whole space-time thing but we're fine, we made it got the job done so uh who's the new guy new face looks pretty young to join the Justice League don't you think?" Flash says. Superman looked at me I gave him a small wave to say hello but he just gave an awkward smile looking pass you. It was weird he usually doesn't do that, something must have happened you turned your attention back to the teenager who was looking at you with his eyes glossing over like he was close to crying?

"Since when do we allow fans into the batcave?" I asked hands on my hips I had got a good look at his face better and to your surprise he looked kind of like Clark? Before you could say anything the boy ran towards you with such speed nearly knocked you over he pulled you into a big bear hug almost like he was too scared to let you go everyone just stood watching the scene Bruce stood with a blank face, Superman stood there with an uneasy look while Flash was just as confused as you were with what was going on.

"Your here! I made it just in time!" The boy says into your shoulder you honestly didn't know what the heck was going on but something in you felt a connection to this unknown boy. You hug him back rubbing his back he pulled back flustered.

"Uh hi?" I say with a confused smile.

"H-hi! I mean I'm sorry for uh hugging you I just got really excited!" The boy said with a nervous smile geez even his smile is like Clark's!

"That's fine hon just uh be careful next time you wanna hug someone. You nearly knocked me off my feet!" You say hitting his shoulder. He smiled but was still flustered, you got a better look he was definitely a spitting image of Clark but only a tad bit kid had some muscle on him that's for sure but what really caught your attention was his eye's they were Y/E/C (your eye color)you put a hand on his cheek making him flinch a bit from your warm touch.

"That's funny your eyes..." Before you could finish Flash cut you off sliding over next to you and the kid.

"Can someone explain what and who this boy is please?" Flash says looking the kid up and down, Batman looked towards Superman who looked back shaking his head Batman looked towards the boy who looked back nodding than turned at you nervous.

"Um so first I'm really happy to meet you and second please don't freak out when I tell you this but I'm Kon-el."

"Oh so you are Kryptonian! Another cousin you failed to tell us about Superman?" I asked jokingly but he just looked at you awkwardly with a tiny blush, okay what the heck is wrong with him? You just turned your attention back to the young man.

"Well it's very nice to meet you Kon-el the minute I saw you I knew you were somehow related to Superman. You are just as handsome as the man of steel himself!" You say with a smile he blushed at your words while Superman also looked flustered by you calling him handsome.

"Thanks...mom."

I froze the smile on my face slowly dropping I heard Flash gasped while Bruce and Clark stared at your face waiting for reaction the boy looked at you with a bit of concern but the only thing you could do was just stand in shock looking between the boy and Superman who was still waiting for your reaction but you let out a simple small confused "Huh?" before everything went black.

Clark's POV

Before anyone else could react Y/n eyes rolled in the back of her head luckily I had caught her in time. Conner I mean Superboy started to panic kneeling to the ground along side me.

"I-i'm sorry it just slipped out!" I just gave him a small understandable look.

"It's fine Superboy she's okay just in shock."

Not that you blame her I nearly had the same reaction I was in metropolis when Bruce had gave me the call saying that it was urgent I rushed over only to find Batman holding a teenage boy at gun point (it was a kryptonite gun) at first I was confused and concerned until Batman told me that the boy claimed to be mine and Y/H/N son which of course was hard to believe because I was in a relationship with Lois even though we've been having issues and Y/n had no interest in dating (at least that's what I was told by Diana) and we were only close friends nothing more nothing less. At least that's what I thought until the boy in front of me claimed to be our child and he needed the Justice League's help. Of course me and Bruce had doubts but I could see that he did resembled me a bit only he didn't have my blue eyes but had Y/E/C (your eye color) that's when the boy who called himself Superboy told Bruce to look in his back jean pocket and that there was a picture to prove it of course Batman did in to our surprise it was a picture of me and Y/n who was laying in a hospital bed, a beautiful but tired smile on her face and was holding a newborn baby, at the bottom of the photo it read "Welcome to the world our little miracle child Connor Kent" I had to hold on to something because I felt faint, Bruce held my shoulder trying to help me stand on my feet.

I had a son? the son of Superman and Y/H/N...we had a son?!

it just it sounded so...right??? I shouldn't be saying or thinking such things because I'm in a relationship with Lois but recently we've been having issues especially about how she feels about Y/n which just make this whole situation worse!

Just as Connor was trying to explain how he got here that was when Barry and Y/n entered the cave back from their mission, which brings us back to the present with me holding Y/h/n in my arms and Connor looking very concerned for his future mother.

"She did say she was tired after using so much magic and the shock of meeting Superboy I guess was too much for her body." Barry says arms crossed, I picked Y/n up bridal style then turn to looked at Bruce.

"I'll take care of this you call the other's." I say before walking out with Conner not far behind. Today has been tiring for everyone.

To be continued this and AU where Conner isn't a Clone between Lex and Clark but you and Superman's son idea I had while working 🤷‍♀️

Here part 2!

[obitobi-simp]

Jonin obito Au but obito is still a freak

Imagen obito manages to free himself from madara by going inbetween that chidori and being there earlyer he get's coma but he lives

Memory ussus and a lot of CPTSD he's fine anyone woud think he's normal now but he isn't

He's legaly still dead cuz no one ABSOLUTLY NO ONE wants to deal with the absurd amount if paiper work so he legaly is still dead and he abuses the heck out of it and will bring it up every opertunaty he gets

Ppl don't notice he's a freak untill he starts open his mouth and say some wierd fucked up shit like as if he's talking about the waether

Obito: Yaeh the uchiha massacer was wild i got there in time to watch that shit go dowen i was so glad to always have popcorn in kamui

Sasuke : so you didn't nothing while this happned

Obito: sasuke pls i'd never and I didn't do nothing i sat there and watched it while eating popcorn and thinking ' damm didn't know bodys coud move like that'

Sasuke: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD INSTAD

Obito : many reson ig ? I mean legaly speaking i actuly am dead alrady Oh also i can phase through things and can't realy kill what can't be hit yk

He has nughtmares about " an ugly stinky old witch very ugly and stinky"

Whoever thought giving him 3 genin kids to look after is just as mentaly deranged as obito but dw kakashi us there too cuz legaly it's his team and oh damage controll cuz obito get's urges to be an unhinged problem if he doesn't take his meds and therapy( his therapists need therapists and or are scared of this sweetie with 42 underling mental issus cuz ge's tottaly normal most of the time exept when he isn't)

He's very sweet happy and still a stalker but he has a heart of gold an wierd 10 tailed mini dog thing with 1 eye and a spiral thingy that showes up from time to time obito doesn't know what these things are or where they are from but since they pass the vibe cheack they can stay

Wierd shit happnes to him atlest once a week

Imagen this obito meets the other obitos somehow the convo they have in my head

They all magicly aper on the battlefiel of the 4th shinobi war

Jonin obito on the 4GNWW with other obito variation : WHAT THE HECK WHY DIES THIS WIERD SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME I PROB STARTED A WAR IN MY PREV LIFE OR SOMTHING

White haired (unhinged completly lost it and gave up on sainaty) obito : uhh abt that So who wants to tell him ? 🙂

Tobi: ughh-

All obitos : SHUT THE FUCK UP TOBI NO ONE CARES

(Any obito): not only that (casuly lists all massacers and acts of terrorisem he comitted and or was involved in) 😐

Jonin obito : yaeh sounds like somthing i woud do in theses situations🤔 what why are you all I all ? staring

War arc obito : i fucking hate you go kill yourself or somthing 😠

Jonin obito : Hey what the heck did i do ? ALSO I'M YOU LIKE WTF ?!

White haired obito that got more sane after the war: well we coud just blame everything on trauma but thanx to you fucking asshole we now gotta face the realaty with the fact we are just inhersntly insane with or without being manipulated into it thank

Tobi : wow they hate you more then me

Silance...

Madara finaly : WHAT IN THE EORLD IS GOING ON ?! I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS?!

Jonin obito jumping on his AU kakashi shoulders : AGAAAAAA THE UGLY WITCH FROM MY NIGHTMEARS

The obito thst actuly was in the muddelvifxthe war he started (maby canon obito idk) : yaeh i have a question. My wuestion no 1 is why is other mes hair white ?

Anyone tbh but in my head it's either naruto or kakashi: THAT'S THE QUESTION YOU CHOSE TO ASK IN THIS SITUATION ? There are a lot of things that need answers and you chose to ask /focus on about your fucking haircolour ?! And not like why there are multiple diffret versions of you (and maby kakashi idk kamui shenanigans ig?)

Obito : hey that's a resonoble question cuz last time i cheacked my hair is black

Kakashi: AND LAST TIME I CHAECKED YOU WHERE DEAD

Jonin obito : if it helps i'm legaly speaking still dead

Any obito : that's on you honestly i'm suprised at the shit i got away with

kakashi : TFYM?

Any obito: wait so you actuly never noticed me sitting 3 meters behind you in a bush?

Another obito: or in your Apartment?

Anther obito : oh funny story i'm pretty shure he tottaly saw me that 1 time baised on eye contact but he prob thought i was a hallucination idk (was feeling bored and daering that day/night)

another kakashi apering and smaking one of the white haired obitos in the head with porn: WHAT THE HELL OBITO I LEFT YOU ALONE FOR 5 MIN ?!

That obito : i got bored okay

Kk eye twitching: realy ? You did ? WHEN I SAY DON'T COMMIT TERRORISEM ON THIS PLANET IT WASN'T AN INVITATION FOR YOU TO BECOME A SPACE PIRATE AND BULLY SOME ALIAN GODS (otsosuki) AND EHEN U SAY STOP BULLING ALIAN GODS IT ISN'T AN INVITATION FOR YOU TO DO THIS WHOLE TIMLINE MESSY THINGY LIKE HOW TF DID YOU EVEN DO THIS ? I WAS JUST ON THE TOILETTE FOR 5 MIN ?

That obito : in my defense your instructions weren't very clear and i was bored and i don't like boering why'the heck you think i started a war ? I was bored and wanted shit to finnaly happen

kakashi: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL consequences?

Obito: . In all honesty you want to know a secret ?most of the shit i do is for keeping me intertained of cuz being " normal " is boering and i don't like boreing i only do the shit i know i get away with anyways it's no big deal but to answer you question it's C O N S E N T

Kks: WRONG that's how you spell consent but i'll let it slid cuz that's importaint too

Ob: realy ? I was messing up on purpose iym a genius

Kk: ...yaeh for that and not like idk inventing time travle but who cares clean that shit up and bring everyone of you back where you shoud be

Ob: i coud do that or Or hear me out i do it completly random and we are gonna watch what happened next ?

Kks: is this gonna affect or timeline in any way shape or form ?

Ob: no not all why ?

Kk okay fine 2 days then you have to make everything normal agin

Ob : only if you buy me dango

Kk: fine let's go get this done with

Litterly everyone completly baffled exepf obito

War arc obito : what ? I've seen wierder shit happen

N: LIKE WHAT COUD PSSABLY BE WIERDER THEN THIS SHIT THAT JUST HAPPEEN ?

obito ignores everything related to that trying to gaslight everyone that was just a filler episide

[aries-rp-corner]

Deep within her slumber, memories surfaced within Dimah’s mind. A familiar soft voice echoed as her memory cleared… It was Mira! Having a very concerning expression on her face…

“Are you certain that you and Sage wish to do this? We can’t afford anymore risks… we finally found what we were looking for.” Mira spoke worriedly, causing Dimah to sprout up with confidence.

“Heck yeah we got this! If I have to, I’ll do it all by myself!” The girl smiled big, while Sage rolled her eyes. “Besides, I want to at least give something to this Ghetsis guy! A mark will at least do!”

Mira looked hesitant at first, but caved in upon seeing the Commander’s confidence… reminding her so much of Kane’s when he first started out. “Oh… all right… but please be very careful! I don’t want anything happening to you…”

“Pssh! I’ll be fine! I can do this! You don’t have to look out for me that much now! C’mon Sage! We got work to do!” Dimah cheerfully spoke, as she and her fellow commander began their mission… but before leaving, Dimah looked back to Mira one last time as she gave a big smile, and Mira retuning her’s back… but that’s when the rest of her memories rushed back. The attack, the attempted escape… and… Strings?… She remembered being coiled by them, as they were squeezing her will into submission while dragging Dimah herself into the cold Abyss…

“Gah!!” The woman awoke in a panic while gasping and coughing for air. Believing she had crashed into cold water… thankfully it was a dream… unfortunately she slowly began to feel an familiar cold atmosphere. Trying to open her eyes at first was agony, due to feeling her head pounding with pain. “Ouch… What ever that jerk did… does it really have to hurt my head?… Ow..” She carefully opened her eyes to see a pale light hitting her, combined with shadows…

“WHA-?!” Dimah gasped as she rolled to her knees, and thanks to her surprised adrenaline she is able to view her situation…

“Oh… Ooh… Shoot…” She nervously and angrily exhaled, studding her new environment to figure out how to escape again. Looking down to see her protective armor chest piece and power gauntlets are gone. Without her chest piece, her remaining armor won’t last that long without a power source. “Of course they’ll take those away… but… Where are my…?” Dimah noticed her Pokémon team were gone as well, even her Murkrow. It honestly struck her the hardest, but there was no time for that for now she has to plan her escape. Hopefully after she gets out, she’ll find her missing armor and get her Pokémon back…

Carefully getting up as she looked around to see if there was anyone in the room with her, while she steadily began to dig into her inner belt to get a pin out…“I know what will happen if that Guy or the Witch makes me talk… after that, I’ll be a popsicle or worse that’s for sure… my fate won’t end here…!” She quietly huffed as began to pick her bind, while having an earshot to whoever comes in or whoever is here…

[queen-of-deans-booty]

Hibbing 911: Final Part

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~1.8k

Warnings: canon angst and violence, extra angst

Summary: A case brings you all the way to South Dakota where Jody Mills and Donna Hanscum are. Jody has to remember not to mention that your kids are with her in fear of what you might do with that information.

Season Ten Masterlist

Author’s Note: I do not own anything from Supernatural. All credit goes to their respective owners. I love seeing any and all comments <3

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Sam and Dean head over to the rooms where the cops are staying and easily find room 304. Sam jimmies the lock open and barges in, not expecting to see anyone inside. However, Jody and Donna are, and the blonde jumps out of her skin when she sees Jody pull out a machete.

"What the heck is that for?!" Donna gasps at Jody.

"Y/N told us what was going on."

"Sheriff Cuse is a vampire."

"She just pulled out a machete," Donna says at the same time as Jody.

"Donna saw his teeth."

"What the cuss?! A vampire?!" Donna cries out.

"Shh, lady, the grown-ups are talking," you say. Dean slaps your arm and you pull back with a frown. "Ow!"

"You promised to behave."

"Sorry Donna," you roll your eyes.

"I don't think you meant that."

"Do you want to give her the talk?" Dean asks Jody.

"Yeah, we'll meet you out there."

You, Sam, and Dean give the two women some time to talk everything through. Jody is going over monster after monster so it takes some time for Donna to wrap her head about this. When they're done, they meet you three outside in the parking lot.

"Are you good?"

"Wait. So, when we were at the weight-loss spa--"

"Monsters. Sucking on your fat. We took care of them."

"Ah, jeez. I knew losing ten pounds that fast was too good to be true." She turns to you. "You're a witch?"

"Ex-witch."

"You're soulless?"

"You're perceptive."

Donna takes out a piece of paper from her jacket and hands it to Sam. It has an address on it that she got from the room.

"Here. Maybe this is where Sheriff Vampire went."

"It could be anything." Sam takes out his phone and puts the address into his maps. "What's there?"

"It looks like it's an old farm outside of town."

"It could be something," Dean shrugs.

"It's the only lead we got," Donna says.

"We? With all due respect, Sheriff, vampires are far more dangerous than the Johns you throw in jail. You're gonna sit this one out."

"Stuff you, Dean!" Dean's eyebrows raise in shock. "Or whatever your real name is."

"Hanscum's good."

"Jody--"

"I said she's good," she cuts your husband off.

"Don't blame us when she dies. It's on you, Miller," you say and walk to the car.

Everyone piles into the car, leaving the two brothers in the front and all the ladies in the back. You're squished between both of them but it beats being stuck between two Winchesters. You're looking at the road in front of you but you can feel Donna's eyes on you the entire time.

"Stop staring at me," you finally say and look at her.

"You were much nicer at the spa."

You choose not to say anything to this. You really don't want to hear about it from Sam or Dean. It takes Dean thirty minutes to get to the farm where they grab their weapons from the trunk.

"If you're gonna swing, swing hard. Heads gotta roll with vamps," Dean says and hands her a machete.

"Got it," she nods.

You advance toward the barn and peek through one of the windows. Sheriff Cuse is sitting at a desk doing something. You look back at Sam and Dean and nod twice to let them know he's inside and when you look back, he's gone. Two seconds later, his head pops into view and you jump back in shock.

"Run!" he warns.

Before you know it, you're hit on the back of the head by something hard, causing you to fall to the ground knocked out. When you wake up, you're tied to a wooden pillar inside the barn. Sam and Dean are tied up next to you, Donna is tied to some tractor machine, and Jody is tied to a chair.

The youngest one who looks like a hippy chick walks over to Dean and runs her hands down his chest. He struggles to get away from her but she just laughs.

"It's all love, pretty boy. All of you will become all of us. We won't waste one bit."

"Okay, Mufasa, enough with the 'Circle of Life' shit. You're a vampire. You're scum. End of story." She runs her hands down his body and starts to remove his belt. "Yeah, I'm not in the mood."

"It's not enough that you kill people. You've got to rob them, too?" Jody asks.

"We scavenge. We don't sip and go. We use every part of the buffalo." Hippy Chick looks at you and notices the necklace you have on that represents your first daughter. She slinks up to your side and touches the jewel. "Pretty necklace."

"Don't you touch that!" Dean shouts.

Hippy Chick smirks and yanks the necklace off your neck.

"Take it. I don't care about it," you shrug.

"Starr, please, let them go," Sheriff Cuse begs. "I helped you out. I ditched that video of Catfish killing that man."

"We didn't want favors, Len. We wanted you," she glares.

"What use am I now? I don't even kill people. I'm on bagged blood."

"I beg your pardon? I saw you with your vampire face standing over Sheriff Goodhill!" Donna accuses.

"No, I found her," he stutters. "I smelled her blood. I couldn't help myself. My fangs came out but I didn't bite her."

"Aren't you a hero?" Dean scoffs.

"It's your nature to eat people. A vampire who doesn't feed is like a tiger eating salad. We're not gonna stop, Len. We'll take down every person in your sweet, little Hibbing till you come back to the nest."

"Why do you want him so badly? What did he do for you?"

"Len found me crying on the curb after my daddy kicked me out. I got in Len's van and the rest is wavy gravy."

"What, Len's like your Charlie Manson?" Jody asks.

"Charlie couldn't hold a candle to Len. He taught us everything. It was liberating. Then one day he's gone. We only found him because he got his picture in some newspaper for running a police retreat, of all things. You didn't just go straight. You became a damn cop. Now, that is wild, man. Are you feeling dirty, Len? Because we're about to have ourselves a bloodbath."

"Don't you want to know why I left?"

"I know why. You got boring."

"I got a conscience. Prey that begged for their lives... It was like even if I used every part of what I taught you, it's still wrong."

"You walked away?" Sam asks.

"I tried to protect people after so many years of gutting them. That's why I'm here. I'll join your bloody caravan if it means you won't kill these people."

"We aren't killing anyone. You are."

"You don't have to do this," Jody begs.

"Kiss my ass," Len glares.

"We love you, brother, but we don't know who you are anymore." Starr takes one of the machetes and beheads Len. "Can't say we didn't try."

While they were talking, Donna and Dean had been trying to get free of their binds. Your husband breaks free and swipes one of the machetes to attack the vampires. He is too skilled for the vampire to react to his attack, so he didn't see him coming... literally.

One of the male vampires hisses and charges after Dean just as Donna breaks free. She grabs a machete and starts swinging. Between the two of them, they are able to kill all the vampires inside the barn including Hippy Chick.

"Hakuna Matata, lady," Donna smirks as she slices Hippy Chick's head off.

"Now, that's what I'm talking about!" Dean smiles.

You, Sam, and Jody are released from your binds. All of them leave the barn to start the clean-up process while you stay behind. You watch them get far enough away from you before you look at Hippy Chick's body. Dean cleans off one of the machetes when he notices you're not with them. He frowns and walks back to the barn and peeks inside to see what you're doing.

You walk around her body before kneeling next to it. You reach inside her pocket and pull out the necklace she ripped off your neck. You stare at it for what seems like hours when it's only been seconds. You stand up and place the necklace back around your neck.

"Don't ever touch this again," you glare at her body.

Dean can't help but feel at peace when he sees this. He doesn't think no one is ever completely soulless. When Sam didn't have his soul, he felt like some part of it was still stuck inside of him. It was a small part otherwise he'd have killed Dean the second they met again. He truly believes some part of your soul is still stuck inside your body. Memories of the past are still stuck inside your head, and he believes that if they worked hard enough, they can influence you to do good.

You're in there somewhere. He just has to get that part of you out.

He leaves the bar before you see him and rejoins Sam's side. Donna and Jody are at the front of the car while the brothers are standing by the trunk.

"Are you okay?"

"Other than feeling like I want to hurl, sure. I just chopped off a vampire's head."

"You were great at that," Jody smiles.

"Thanks. I don't know, knowing that these things are out there makes the world seem bigger... darker." 

"You know, if you want any pointers on how to fight this crazy shit, I'm willing to fill you in on what kills what."

"I'd like that," Donna smiles.

"Are you okay?" Sma asks his brother.

"Yeah. You know, for the first time I've been back, I didn't feel like the Mark was pushing me."

"First time?"

"All I know is, back there, killing those vamps... I felt like me again."

"That's good, right?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, that's step one. We'll take it day by day."

Everyone but Dean finishes up and piles into the car. Dean looks around for you and finds you leaning against a tree in thought. You look at the necklace and rub your thumb across the jewel. 

One of the nurses brings your daughter wrapped in a pink blanket. She isn't crying anymore, but she is hungry and desperate for her mother's affection.

"Here you go," the nurse smiles and lays her in your arms.

You just sob in happiness at finally feeling her in your arms. She has a beautiful head of hair, and you can only imagine what it's going to look like once it grows out. Her eyes are a dull blue, but they will get their color in a few months. Freckles softly dance across her cheeks and nose just like her father has. She is perfect in every sense of the word.

"Hi, baby. You're my little angel," you cry and finally give her, her very first kiss on the head. "I'm your mommy."

"I'm your daddy," Dean says emotionally from right next to you.

"She's absolutely gorgeous. Do you have a name for her yet?" the nurse who brought her to you asks.

"Joanna Beth Winchester."

"Are you coming?"

Dean's voice pulls you away from a memory of the past.

"It's about time," you sigh. "I thought you were going to chick flick moment forever."

Just like that, the past stays in the past.

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[hopeful-puffin]

Thoughts on 164

Guess I'm continuing this weird habit of rambling thoughts after giving myself time to process. Apologies as, again, one of these is a major stretch.

Kappa:

God. Where do I even begin? I think it's safe to assume we are all worried for this little guy. Heck, maybe some of you are like me and really upset about him leaving Siren on his own after upsetting him? But I don't necessarily blame Kappa for reacting that way either. Trauma makes us all rract in strange ways. Speaking from experience, some tend to revert back to the person they were when the trauma hit us. Assuming Kappa was 8-10 at the time of the Vaquita prophecy, running away isn't as extreme of a reaction. I touched on this as a comment on Webtoon itself (Psycho Koneko), but they have a strict character limit I was previously unaware of.

This is not a stretch to me for Kappa’s brain to revert to being a child. This struck me because his tail IS THE SAME COLOR. Even in his horrified vision on Siren’s lap in the present, his hair is also good and the background is back to being gray. I'm positive Ms. Martin did this on purpose. To really dig in how Kappa’s reverted mentally back to being a terrified child. I believe she said Worm didn't come into Kappa’s life until after this, but Worm was Kappa’s only source of comfort as a child.

I'm with everyone (and Kappa) that he should have said something sooner. But talking about trauma is difficult. Love the little dude, but you've GOT to talk to somebody, Kaps. I don't care if it's any of the witches or Siren. Just talk to one of them about what's going through your head. Yes, I would prefer it to be Siren (just like most everyone else I'm sure), but Mucku and Neth are also safe places for Kappa.

2. "Prophecy" Stretch:

I strongly believe the Flyfin screwed around and made a prophecy. What confuses me regarding that is the prophecies come from the Surface God, right? If they're not talking to Kappa or the Whales, why did they answer the Flyfin? My initial thoughts were it's an automatic system, which means the negligent Surface God ain't running these through a critical thinking filter before accepting those prayers, or this prophecy was granted by someone other than the Surface God. This in of itself is a stretch.

Not to mention the scroll states:

What constitutes a castle anyway? Fizz made it sound like they were the only Flyfin left in the Kelp Forest. But Fean made it out like Fizz had to return to their colony. Ignoring that (since I can't trust a word she says), Fizz implies it's just the three of them waiting for the Whales. Are three mers e ough to constitute a castle? Or are three mers gathered enough to garner the Surface God’s attention. I don't know.

Regardless, what if I had a theory so stretched it might just snap?

What if the prophecy has been there this entire time, but Kappa just didn't realize it? Not until the witch's heart inside of him accepted Kappa as its new vessel that is.

If it has accepted him, what if it stopped suppressing his ability to perceive the prophecy for the Whales?

Why then though? Because Kappa accepted that he has messed up and "the person I love most," was hurt as a result of his actions. I'm not saying Nethimir has not ever forgiven herself for something. But, since she's never viewed someone the way Kappa views Siren, she's never had to forgive herself for hurting the one she romantically loves.

What does that imply? That Kappa's heart has accepted him? That he's suddenly going to have a lot of potent magic he can't control? I don't know. Again, this theory is a MASSIVE stretch.

Just quickly dumping this here. Might come back and rewrite some sections if people are interested and want my disconnected mind to try stringing thoughts together like some unhinged axolotl on drugs.

Send help.

[wistfulenchantress]

i, currently still on haitus, just hit 150 followers (which is insane ilysm)

here is what i've learned over my depression acting up recently.

healing isn't linear. that's hard for me to accept. just because you are fine one day doesn't mean you will be the next.

take breaks. i might lose everyone here if i keep leaving, and i hate that, but i can't take the stress. EX: i'm writing a fic rn that i love sm and am so proud of, but the content started negatively affecting me so i've stopped righting it until i am in a better place of mind.

just meet yourself where you are at. if you need to squeeze ice cubes and watch cartoons, do it. whatever brings you joy.

reach out to your friends. i reached out to someone irl last night when i was struggling and they really came through.

hug yourself. i do not have a perfect best friend, like in stories. i don't have someone next door to hug me when things get rough. so i hug myself. or a stuffed animal. or my parents (without context).

talk. be open. be free. be as happy as you can be and if you can't be, just try to be ok. ok enough is ok for now.

don't give up. i am over 50 days sh clean and i am proud of it. we can fight this.

some people have reached out to me, and that means the world. please. i won't force anyone to do anything, but i'm checking tumblr (without activity) enough that just a funny fact about your day, or a kind word, would make me smile. and i could use them. i am not telling anyone to do anything, of course. but if you have a moment, spare it for me. i... that sounds awful but i am posting it anyway what the heck.

please, take care of yourselves. and know that my dog loves you all. (and so do i, but she is much cuter)

still not active, but still trying to be happy,

witch.

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Tuesday, May 7

Riley: “Well, hey! Willow – and Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh? Yeah, I was just passing by when I thought I heard people inside.” Willow: “Passing by in your GI Joe outfit?” Buffy: “No offence, but you do look wicked conspicuous.” Riley: “I do? But it’s... – Paintball! Yeah, I was playing paintball. And then the aftershocks...” Xander: “So you’re one of the commando guys, huh?” Riley: Oh, no, no, no, no. Commando? No, I mean... (Notices Spike) Don’t I know you?” Spike: “Me? (Affecting a bad Texan accent) No. No, sir. I’m just an old pal of Xander’s here.” Riley: “Oh. That’s nice.”

~~Buffy Episode #67: "Doomed"~~

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On episode 6x3 by nicnacsnonsense

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Buffy is working in the magic shop by nicnacsnonsense

One problem that s6 has by nicnacsnonsense

It’s a good thing the Halloween episode had Buffy foisting the parenting of Dawn off on Giles because otherwise ... by nicnacsnonsense

Something about how right after Buffy was resurrected Dawn & Spike were the only ones who knew how to treat her gently by nicnacsnonsense

Sweet deciding to waive the Queen clause by nicnacsnonsense

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Maybe not the worst plot point on Buffy the Vampire Slayer but one that has stuck with me by quasi-normalcy

Made a list of some various ways in which Kendra could have continued to appear in the show after Faith. by coraniaid

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spike literally foreshadowing his future relationship with buffy in s5e10 by leechjam

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FANFICTION PROGRESS

This is an update since I'm back in a mental space where I can start writing again. [A bit of my personal thoughts at the end] I am continuing all of my current fics, none will be abandoned but some will be on a long hiatus before I get to them, so I'm sorry for the delay on those, but I'll most likely fix the aus they are based on. Now for the statuses of those:

The Witch Bride and The Groom Ghost: I will most definitely be finishing this one in the next coming year, I have been plotting it out and have all the chapter drafts finished. However, I will most likely be moving the chapter upload from once a week to once every two weeks due to the chapter length [boy they are long jdsknf] and my work schedule picking up. Art will added later on.

Subcon Waltz: This will most likely take a while for me to revisit, mostly because I am plotting out the chapters and reworking most of it, no drafts have been done as of yet but I have a pretty good idea of where the story is headed. Plus this has been a story I've been wanting to get back to since it's been in the works for so long, it's a nice mix of the fairytale tropes, horror, and that good old Subcon dark humor lol. I really come to love it :>

How To Be a Loving Family: This is definitely one that will take me the longest to get back to work with due to the amount of rework that I'll do with the AU. A lot of it going to change from what I had in mind but it's for the sake of feeling comfortable with it. That said, once again, the current chapters will be reworked a little at a later point once I have a clear idea of the reworked AU.

I'm also working on 2 new fics not yet to be announced but they're being worked on behind the scenes on occasion. Thank you so much for sticking with me on these, your kudos and comments are appreciated!

A bit of a personal journey with writing these fics

Last year hit me pretty hard, I experienced big-time burnout. I wasn't really capable of doing much that I felt I like doing artwise, especially with writing. I only did doodles on discord but aside from the occasional post, not much else.

Back then, rereading my old writing, my old rps from the old servers I was in, I just cringed at how bad I was. I don't consider myself a good writer, heck even now I'm so-so on my writing, but reading back on my old stuff, man I feel like I kissed a lemon dkjnfddf I was pretty bad and writing felt off to me since then. I did still do private oneshots but I couldn't get back to writing these series. The thing about the Hat Mom AU and the Subcon Waltz AU fics being felt in the dust was that I wasn't as invested in A hat in time much, it was just a mix of my hyperfixation on the series dying off, the fics not being ironed and plotted out properly [Literally didn't plan a thing on Subcon Waltz and just winged it out impluse] and the fandom drama had drained me [Yeah, remember the whole Vanessa hating asks I got? Yeah those certainly didn't help with my mood at the time]

The only reason I got back into writing at all was due to how invested I grew in TGOGM but it didn't have that many fics at the time so I decided to throw my hat into the ring with my own au. By then I learned how to properly plan out chapters and writing and remembered I was just doing this for fun, I wasn't being paid to do this so I could take my time with this.

Eventually, I applied this mindset to my other fics and aus once I got back into ahit, these are my aus/fics, I can rewrite them if I don't like them. So that's what I'm doing right now, just taking the hammer, smashing stuff and just fixing them into something I like. Because at the end of the day, I'm not really a popular artist nor have a grand story everyone is invested in, I'm just a silly little creator with my own silly ideas that I choose to share with the world. If they like it, then poggers!!! I will cry and sob for weeks over a nice comment dkjnfds If not, well, I like this, and maybe one day someone else will too :>

I know this is long but I just needed to share my thoughts out there alongside telling you guys they're not dead, they're just being fixed with the hammer lol :> If you read this far, thank you for reading this madness fdnjf I'll try to get these to a place a like while taking my time in doing so uwu

[rallamajoop]

Mother Miranda and Snow White's Evil Queen

I've long had RE8's Miranda mentally filed under "basically just a knockoff of the Evil Queen from Disney's Snow White," but given the dearth of google hits comparing the two, maybe it does fall to me to point out the obvious.

See it's not just their imperious attitudes, or their dedication to black robes and medieval-style hair-coverings. It's not just their mutual habits of shapeshifting into an elderly hag when they want to sneak around incognito either.

It's not just the fact that one goes after Snow White while the other has it in for Ethan and Rosemary Winters. It's not even just the fact that they're both such horrible step/adoptive mothers to all their children.

Oh no, we're just getting started on everything these two fairy-tale witches have in common.

There's the thing with hearts for one, even if they differ in the fine details. Where the Evil Queen sends out a hunter to rip out Snow White's heart and bring it back in a nice little box (see top pic), Miranda prefers to cut out the middle man and rip out poor Ethan Winters' heart herself (surprisingly, this does not produce more definitive results).

Similarly, Miranda likes to wear a gold mask, whereas the Evil Queen just tends to see a mask in her mirror.

Fashion-wise, they both favour black, white and gold, and they're both big on feathers and halos ‒ but Miranda works more of those elements directly into her outfit, whereas the Evil Queen just hangs out on a throne capped with a big circle of gold peacock feathers.

Mind you, even Miranda was supposed to have a big throne of her own in some early concept art ‒ admittedly it's more game-of-thrones than Disney.

As well-to-do witches, they've both got their sinister underground laboratories to do their dirty work in.

Then there's the crow theme. Miranda can transform into a flock of crows, whereas the Evil Queen just has the one raven pal she hangs out with in her lab.

Need I go on?

Now, if you'd ask me to pick a Disney villain as the basis for a new Resident Evil Big Bad, Snow White is admittedly not the film I'd have gone for. The Evil Queen is so heavily overshadowed by later Disney villains in both style and substance that I spent a number of years assuming she was just Maleficent in a different hat. Heck, the original film doesn't even give her a proper name ‒ wikis are still stuck calling her 'The Evil Queen' to this day.

And it's hard to say Miranda makes much impression herself, overshadowed as she is in popularity by every one of her children and the guy running the merchandise stand out the front, and largely coming across as just a watered-down Dimitrescu. She gets the job done, but she's hardly the one who's going to stay with you.

All that said, if you're going for the original, ur-example of the fairy-tale villainess ‒ the evil stepmother who is also a witch ‒ then Snow White is very much the tale you're looking for. Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty will give you one of the two, but Snow White hits both with one swing. And say what you like about Disney, they've founded an empire on redefining the modern image of fairy tales ‒ 1937's Snow White being where it all began.

Whether the creators of Resident Evil Village were consciously referencing referencing Disney's version of Snow White, or whether they were just drawing from generic fairy tale archtypes isn't terribly important. Separating Disney's influence out of the broader popular imagery associated with fairy tales these days may be impossible anyway.

But if it was deliberate, well, it's pretty hard to fault their choice of sources.

[brainyxbat]

Chapter 28: Magnificent Wings! My Name is Pell, Guardian Deity of the Country

(episode 125)

"Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit; hey, Mr. 7. I think this is quite an important mission."

"That's right, Ms. Father's Day."

"I think perhaps we may have been given an incredible status. Ribbit, ribbit."

Mr. 7 laughed haughtily with his hand in front of his mouth, like a pampered heir. "I hope that's the plan. I hope so; I hope so, Ms. Father's Day. After all, our plan is to shoot a cannonball into the crowd using such a big cannon! So I hope so!"

"Ribbit! It's almost time, Mr. 7!"

He promptly lit a match. "Preparations to fire complete! 15 seconds until the attack!"

"The target is the center of the Square. Ribbit, ribbit." She swayed her skirted hips. "Ignite!"

"Hey, Nami!" Usopp exclaimed. "What the hell are you trying to do?! We really don't have time! If we fail, we die! Hey!"

"I know that! Just stand there quietly! I'm calculating right now!"

Usopp was standing in a squat, forming a tower with Chopper and Vivi. "Quietly? I don't understand the point of this setup! What the hell are you gonna do?!"

"You'll know once I do it!" Nami snapped. "Ready?!"

"Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. Hey, listen, Mr. 7! This is a rare occasion! I wanna do a countdown!"

"Is that your plan? That's good, that's good! Sounds interesting!"

"The weather forecast is typhoon!" Nami formed a cross with her Clima Tact above her head.

"13 seconds until the attack!" Mr. 7 and Ms. Father's Day announced, as the rope grew shorter and shorter.

"Cyclone... Tempo!"

"H-hey!" Usopp panicked when she threw the shorter piece in his direction. "Cyclone Tempo is just a boomerang game for after parties."

"Make for the Clocktower!" The rod portion hit poor Usopp in... a very bad spot.

Venus watched with Sanji, cringing in sympathy for the sniper, when to their surprise, they seemed to be ascending. "What the heck? They're coming up!" Sanji remarked.

"Chopper! Jump to where Venus and Sanji-kun are!" Nami ordered.

"What?!" Chopper and Vivi exclaimed together in shock.

"Don't tell me; is she saying... the plan is to jump all the way up like this?!"

"Sanji-kun! Venus! You know the rest, right?! We don't have time!"

"I'll deal with you later for that, Nami!" Venus shouted angrily, pointing down to Usopp, as she braced herself.

Sanji stepped one foot on the ledge. "I think I get the gist of it, but- oh, heck! I just have to do it!"

"Sounds like we won't have time to think!" Vivi decided. "I'm counting on you, Tony-kun!"

"Okay! Hang on tight, Vivi!"

Zoro observed from the window, as he panted. "I see; that's what we're doing."

"Chopper! Get on my right leg!" Sanji leaped down from the ledge.

"Got it!"

"11!" The enemies taunted.

Using his leg as leverage, Sanji launched Chopper and Vivi upward. "There! They're coming, Zoro!"

"Venus-san!" Vivi exclaimed in surprise when the witch was suddenly seated behind her.

"Okay! Good job!" Nami praised, as a delirious Usopp had landed behind her, face-first.

Zoro looked up at the ticking clock. "So all I have to do is throw them to the top of the tower, right?!"

"10!"

"Zoro!" Chopper called out.

"Okay! Leave it to me!"

Chopper gawked when two of his swords were drawn. "Swords?!"

"You dummy! Don't be scared! I'm using the back of the blade!" He formed an X for a launchpad in mid-air. "Get a good foothold!"

"Ah, okay!"

"9!"

"Be careful, Vivi, Venus! There're weirdoes up there."

"Weirdoes?" Venus quirked a brow.

"Yes, they're familiar faces." She looked up, and her eyes widened.

"Hm?!"

She panicked when the two spotted them. "No!"

"Ms. Wednesday!"

"Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. I know that she's a traitor to our company!"

"They've noticed!" Nami fussed.

"What?!" Usopp jumped to his feet.

"Wait a sec! We're in the air!" Zoro realized. "If they shoot at us-!"

"Adjust! Ribbit-ribbit Gun!" Ms. Father's Day pointed her weapon threateningly. "This is an unexpected catch!"

"Adjust! Yellow Gun!" Mr. 7 laughed tauntingly. "This is good, this is good! They're perfect prey!"

"You bastards!" Sanji glared menacingly. "How dare you point guns at Vici-chan, and Venus-chan?!"

"This is bad! They're a sniper pair!" Vivi exclaimed.

"Chopper! I'll shoot you guys up anyway! I'll change the direction, so you do something after that!"

"What?! Me?!" He exclaimed down at Zoro.

"Seven seconds left!" Nami counted.

"Do something!" Usopp cried.

"Ready?! I'm gonna shoot you guys up!"

"Okay!" Chopper nodded, which was repeated by the girls.

"Ready-!"

"Smash!"

"Go!" Just as they shot, Zoro launched the three upward.

"Hey, listen. Our bullets are..."

"Planned to crash, and explode," Mr. 7 finished.

"Zoro!" Nami exclaimed when he was struck in the head.

"That idiot!" Sanji gawked. "He took a direct hit!"

"Ready, Vivi, Venus?!" Chopper turned into Muscle Point.

"Yep!"

"With all your might, please, Tony-kun!" While Venus held onto Vivi, Chopper launched them up to the top.

"Ribbit, ribbit. It's no use..."

"Dodging!"

"Smash!" They shot again, and were surprised at the large, furry man before them. "Who's that?!"

Chopper's quick changing into small form saved him from getting hit, and quickly fell with a scream of terror. "Where's Ms. Wednesday?!" Ms. Father's Day glared.

"What happened?!"

"Peacock... String!"

"Strega-Strega... Palla!"

"She's up there!" Mr. 7 pointed out.

"Who's that other girl?!"

"Go!" Nami and Usopp shouted, as Vivi and Venus prepared to launch their respective attacks, as Sanji finally landed on the ground.

"Slasher!"

"Palla!" They stood side by side on the ledge, after their attempts were dodged.

"Ribbit, ribbit! Sorry!"

"You missed!"

Venus growled with fury at their mocking. "Frogs have nothing to do with Father's Day!"

"Venus-san, jump!" Once she was out of range, Vivi whipped her slashers to shove the duo away. "Run Back!"

"All right!" Usopp cheered when the two adversaries were falling.

"Vivi!" Venus cried out, now by the cannon. "I don't have any water spells! And it's going too fast!" She was trying in vain to stomp out the fire, lagging behind with every attempt.

1 second left! "Vivi!" They all screamed.

"Venus-chan!!" Usopp wailed. As the battling ceased, everyone braced themselves for the explosion... but strangely, nothing happened. "Was it stopped?" Usopp asked cautiously.

Vivi panted heavily, as Venus was ducking down with her arms over her head. The former had used her slasher to cut the rope, just in the nick of time. "You did it!" Venus cheered.

Sanji turned to Zoro, who landed face-up next to him. "Oh, you're alive."

"Wh-what happened to the attack?" He panted with a smirk.

"Hm? What fell on me?"

"Ouch!" Chopper frantically ran away from the Marine on whom he had landed head-first, and joined the crew watching the clocktower. "What's the matter?"

"They say something's wrong up there," Zoro replied, as the dust cleared up to reveal Mr. 7 and Ms. Father's Day flat on the ground.

"Vivi isn't showing her face," Nami remarked.

"Venus-chan either," Usopp added.

Just then, the two showed themselves, but were frantic. "There's a problem! Everyone!" Vivi called out.

"Vivi!"

"The cannonball has a timing device!"

"If we don't do something, it'll explode!" Venus added frantically.

"What?!" The crew shouted in horror.

"Dammit! What the hell!" Sanji raged. "The attack was stopped, but the cannonball..."

"Has a timing device?!" Chopper exclaimed.

"If it has power to destroy a 5km diameter, the Square and the town won't survive after all!" Zoro remarked.

"What's gonna happen?!" Usopp cried. "Does this mean that it was impossible from the start to stop the explosion in the Square?"

A sobbing Vivi was pounding on the cannon helplessly, as Venus' mind and heart raced. "He made us come this far to look for it! He even announced the attack! Just how far..." She collapsed to her knees. "Does he have to go to make fools of us?! Just how much does he have to mock us?!" Her voice started to crack. "Crocodile!!"

Venus turned to the clock-free hole for ideas, when a bird silhouette heading their way in the sun caught her eye, along with the rest of the crew's. "Huh?"

"That was..." Sanji remarked.

"That bird guy," Zoro finished.

"Vivi! The bird man's here!"

She turned around at Venus' voice, and saw a familiar face. "Pell!"

"This place brings back memories," He remarked, "The Sand-Sand Clan's secret base. Your unprecedented actions really gave us lots of trouble all the time."

"Pell, listen! The cannonball has a timing device, and is ready to explode at any moment!"

"There's less than a minute left!" Venus added frantically. "I-I think..."

"I feel proud from the bottom of my heart that I was able to serve you, the Nefertari Family." To the girls' shock, now in falcon form, he hauled the giant ticking cannonball out, and began flying straight upward. Vivi reached up to him in vain, with Venus holding her back; nothing could be done now.

He flew above the clouds, and while he was out of range... it exploded! The crew gaped in shock and horror at the bright flash in the sky, sending a mild shockwave through the area.

[bananaphone---t]

Are you still doing prompts? Because I'd love to see any of the concern ones, especially "feel that, I'm alive."

Hi, @smilegirl64! As you can tell, yes! I'm still taking prompts, and I absolutely love that you picked this one. I love the excuse of writing angst. 🤩😌🤌 Because I couldn't think of anything else to go with this prompt, I decided to to go with a post-movie fic! Anyways, hope you enjoy it! 💕

Alive

"Eugene!" She cried. "Mother! Mother, please, let me heal him!"

Gothel glared down at the girl, contemplating for a moment, before finally answering, "That man is a criminal. He can't be trusted. He should've been hanged to keep him away from you, so now I'm letting him get what he deserves. Now, my dear flower..." The woman took a fiercer hold on the chains. "Come with me..." She growled, then gave the chains one hard yank, pulling the girl toward the secret entrance to the tower.

-

"Eugene!" Rapunzel screamed, tears streaming down her face.

Eugene woke up with a start, at the sound of his girlfriend calling his name. "Rapunzel?" he mumbled drowsily.

Another distressed call of his name from his girlfriend's room, and he immediately knew what it was.

He quickly pulled the covers off, climbed out of bed, and began sprinting toward her room.

Upon reaching the door, he hastily jogged over to the girl's bed.

"Rapunzel?" He gently whispered, concern leaking into his tone.

He sat down on the edge of the bed, then gently placed a hand on the brunette's shoulder, only for her to spring up into a sitting position.

The man's eyes softened at the expression on her face. "You all right, Darlin'?" he asked, rubbing her back.

Rapunzel shook her head, strands of her short hair falling into her face.

They were wet with tears. He frowned.

"Blondie...?"

Suddenly, Rapunzel hugged him tightly. "Please... Please don't leave me, don't go..."

"Wha- Go? Why would I-"

It clicked.

"Oh... Oh, hey, hey..." he soothed softly, wrapping his arms tightly around her and rubbing circles on her back. After a minute, he pulled back. "Rapunzel... Look at me..." When she refused to do so, he lifted her chin.

"Sunshine... I'm here..." he wiped her tears away with the pads of his thumbs, "and I'm not planning going anywhere..."

Despite Eugene wiping them away, tears began to well up in the princess's eyes. "B-bu-but... She- she stabbed-"

"Hey. Listen to me, all right? Yes, that happened, but I'm alive. Heck, by some freaking miracle, but I'm alive!"

He took one of her smaller hands in his own and placed it on the area where the old witch had stabbed him. "No more wound. And if you still don't believe me..."

He gave a kiss to her forehead before pulling her close to his chest, letting her listen to his heartbeat as he ran his fingers through her hair with one hand, the other continuing to rub gently up and down her back.

"Hear that? I'm alive. I'm right here, and I'm here to stay." He assured.

Rapunzel couldn't but feel soothed at the sound of his heartbeat, along with the rubble of his chest as he spoke. She hummed slightly in contentment.

Eugene smirked a bit. "Unless your dad decides to change his mind and have me locked up, but-" He laughed as she cut him off by gently hitting him with a pillow, though she laughed as well.

A slight smile was on her face. "Thank you... Eugene..."

He'd do anything to keep that smile on her face.

"You're welcome... Sunshine..." he whispered, before giving her another kiss on the forehead.