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If Nursery wasn’t such a fucking creep, I’d feel bad for her literally having the definition of “my power is to sexually assault you”. On a decent person, that is literally the ultimate cursed power to bear and like… never ever fucking use.
Like, there’s no way to go hero with that power in the first place, but goddamn if Nursery isn’t like, “Welp… time to forcefully impregnate people”.
#fuck that#nursery#wildbow#parahumans#ward#ward web serial#wardblr#seriously though#what the fuck nursery
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I should not repot a tiny maple tree in the dark but I want to repot my tiny maple tree. into her tiny pot. on account of being the cutest goddamn thing of all time.
#i will wait until the morning and do both the tiny maple tree and the bby giant sequoia together#but AUGH ITS SO TINY AND CUTE AND STILL IN IT'S NURSERY POT AND I WANT IT TO BE EVEN CUTER#FUCK#what is better than the teeniest bonsai#anyway I have obtained THREE little trees and I'm thrilled about it#the third one is gonna stay in its nursery pot until it's gotten some shaping#which will probably be after moving. but alas. it's very pretty#but i will do the pruning tomorrow as well and probably some wiring#I'm unreasonably delighted by my tiny maple tree ngl shes so fucking cute
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thinking about just how sudden and cruel Jessamine's assassination was. Corvo and Emily suddenly ripped out of their regular lives.
Corvo has only just returned after months of being separated from his family. he only stepped off the ship, barely made it to the Tower, didn't even walk through the front door before he watched Jessamine be murdered. his luggage was probably still on the ship, all his dirty clothes, warm coats for Tyvia and light silks for Sekonos, his journal and maybe a spare weapon, the nice coat for when he is meeting up with the rulers of the different isles. the little gifts he most likely collected through his travels across the Empire, for Jessamine and for Emily and maybe some members of the Tower staff that he is fond of. did he bring back candy he loved as a child so that Emily could finally try them? where did his personal correspondence go?
what about Emily? she was taken and kept locked up in the Golden Cat, and we hear her mention her doll, but what other things were left behind? her favourite cup, the plants at her windowsill? her collection of drawings, and the notebooks she kept for her lessons, paints and music instruments that she was learning to play as every proper lady should? where are her favourite fairytale books now? her wardrobe, her favourite shoes, the little hair ornaments Jessamine would tuck into her hair for all the parties and balls?
and what of Jessamine? with no family to set away memorabilia, sort through her things, her diaries and notes and letters that were waiting for an answer? the private ones, that she kept hidden away so no one could read them but her? did she have a favourite tea blend that now sits abandoned in the Tower kitchens?
we do not see their rooms, once we return to the Tower to take out Burrows. it is almost like the royal family never existed, and I must wonder: what happened with what remained behind of their lives, after Jessamine died?
#dh#dishonored#li.txt#not tagging the characters fuck that#im still in the process of rereading wlbsal and just... yeah#they all had Lives back then. lives that were full and exciting and fulled with love#and there is no trace of a nursery or of corvo's bedchamber#I didnt think about it much while playing cause I was trying to focus but just#the fact that their existence was completely wiped out....#in those 6 months (or 7 or 8) Burrows managed to erase them from existence#and i cant stop thinking about what became of corvos belongings#they were still there on the ship#unpacked#he most likely brought gifts and collected things for himself too#what happened with all those things?#were they thrown out? burned? sold?#will he ever get to give emily all the little things he got for her?#(what will he do with the gifts he brought for jessamine)
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dark urge & lae'zel raising the githyanki egg together is super cute (especially if unromanced). it's me, bhaalspawn who struggled with bloody intrusive thoughts and violent action, and my life partner, child soldier well into the retirement, raising this kid teaching them that you can, with effort, beat with hammers your nature to do something different
#.bg3#the fact that lae'zel approves when you say you would raise the child as your own#despite the nursery guy being like well that would fucking suck but what can we do#lae'zel
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I do remember seeing on the dreaded red app some people seeing the "Messmer mourned the loss of a brother-in-arm" quote and the fact that he didn't execute Andreas and Huw as a sign of being merciful but also like. His treatment of them is the opposite of having mercy. He quite literally entombed them alive and left them to starve to death alone if not for the company of stone statues and sorcerers long gone mad
#there is a trend with messmer's character that he DOES have the capacity to be a deeply empathetic person#(him genuinely caring about andreas and huw giving or the jarred shamans nursery or his whole complex for marika)#but also all this empathy is just... drowned by all the terrible acts he does or permits to be done by his troops#like. fort of reprimand. serpent whip (which also ironically parallels what hornsent subjected shamans to)#even like. leaving romina alive (he was likely aware of her existance) but after quite literally razing her church to the ground#the masses of hanged people on trees. the masses of impaled people#whatever the fuck happened to grandam like holy shit granny you ok#he likely feels bad about all of this but also#lets it happen because he constantly justifies himself with 'this is justice for mother this is what she ordered i'm doing it for her'#[grrm goggles on] something something the kingsguard dilemma#sorry its. 2 am. i'll go eep now byee
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Dread be dreading
#ughg#i usually have awful thoughts randomly popping up here or there#make me pretty anxious for a few days then i won't think about them for a while#but man i can't handle doubts suddenly resurfacing#like this monday i was listening to my last lecture and everything bad i cooked up a in the past few months hit me like a truck#couldn't even focus i was too busy internally chanting shit fuck i don't want this i made a huge mistake shit shit#i won't be able to handle all this responsibility i'm so tired this will butcher my mental health should have chosen media studies fuuuck#what was i thinking what am i gonna do help#then proceeded to distract myself with an electric outlet otherwise i might have started crying#:/#and those thoughts aren't wrong unfortunately#i love this university and the classes and the things i study#the teachers and my classmates and the kids i got to take care of#but i don't think i could do this for real#i'm not even struggling with anything i'm just scared and tired as hell#and thought i could just. power through it- like if i'm stubborn enough it won't matter that it's draining#but damn#and hell originally i came here because i wanted to teach english to kids#i guess my expectations were too high i don't feel like i've learned anything that useful this far#and turns out it won't get better#we just gonna do presentations again#to be fair i loved researching nursery rhymes but i hoped we would have... more. of that#also about media studies. chief... i crave to be there#could have picked the english specialization there too- i'm a moron. a bozo. holy shit#well. gonna go through this semester either way. because again everything i study here (almost everything) is genuinely great and useful#and perhaps i'm just in a Pit right now#the dread pit#should probably break this to my sister. somehow#random squeak
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i’m so fuckeign eepy but there are images of The Character to look at
#where’s that one image that’s like ‘looking at the blorbos late at night feels like:’ and then it’s a pic of someone looking at a#fuck what’s it called#brb googling thing that goes in a baby nursery and spins in a circle#MOBILE#that’s it#anyway this post is about good omens#i’m so fucking tired omg#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#good omens 2#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#go2#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd 2#shitpost
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wow who would've thought having the rightwing parties in power in this god's forsaken municipality would be a bad thing...who could've possibly seen this coming....... there's just no way anyone could've known that they would fuck every single one of us in every way imaginable..........
#I'm really mad about the state of things#they're cutting EVERYTHING. the library? cut. schools? shutting down. nurseries? shitting down. health care? in crisis.#things are literally so bad right now idk how I'm even supposed to survive here?? they're fucking it all so bad and for what exactly???#i hate you so much høyre frp and venstre ❤️#''omg we care sooo much about the mental health of men🥺🥺 you guys on the left just totally ignore MEN''#-> proceeds to shut down every institution for mental health and rehabilitation they possibly can#the next election can't come soon enough‚ i hope everyone gets their heads out of their asses and votes red.#like these IDIOTS couldn't do a worse job if they tried#last time we had the red parties in power rhings sucked a bit but at least you could get cancer treatment. and send your kids to school.
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i know gossip girl is going to gloss over this plotline so hard but dan literally losing his baby to georgina is about to make me cry
#him sitting in the empty nursery …. what the fuck#but they don’t let dan get sad honestly#i think penn badgley lowkey kind of. bad at emotional scenes 😭#so maybe that’s why#gossip girl posting
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being an actual british person and being in the pl fandom is very interesting because people do not know a lot of things about england
#imptxt#this is specifically talking about school stuff what the fuck 8s a ggrade#we only have primary and secondary school. also nursery but that's not Real school it's entirely optional#i could explain so much shit about British stuff idk
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another “god i fucking hate my sister for existing” moment and the infamous fernsong sequence that is honestly kinda weird cause it explicitly states that she-cats are the only ones expected to raise kits and thats not the man’s job and shit but the fandom slobbered all over it and shat on everyone who preferred the lesbian ivypool hc because somehow this is actually the most feminist groundbreaking scene ever bc fernsong is breaking the rule that Men Dont Raise Babies and he deserves endless praise for it, back to back. truly a cursed pair of pages
#sorry but at this point im really exhausted of like. bare minimum praise for men fjfjf#‘’groundbreaking!!! this man babysits his children sometimes!!!!!’’#and then the moms get zero praise bc they should feel worthy they get to have kids at all#actually this scene with future events in mind accidentally makes fern look… really bad actually#cause like ivypool is explicitly uncomfortable with having kittens in this scene and fern convinces her to change her mind bc he’ll move in#to the nursery instead of her……. but then he doesnt fucking do that#avos liveread#which is an accident yes! im aware its not what the writers intended. but in meta he accidentally seems scummy#cause it reads like he made a false promise to get ivy to have kids and then was hands off
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I can't take care of a damn hamster so let's see if I can take try to care of a damn plant and actually do better there.
#I have a Jade plant that's... losing its leaves rn but I'm getting stuff for it asap via delivery#Maybe it's screaming at me to get it out of its nursery pot and into better soil maybe that's what it was lol#well that and I didn't know how to fucking water it bc it said to water -every day- and then I learned N O that was wrong#which ended up with me overwatering the damn thing hence losing the leaves. thankfully know now not to do that anymore x.x#I got a grow light. a terracotta pot. and some succulent soil mix + perlite for it all coming. so I should have a good proper start...#Let's hope it doesn't lose all its leaves by then. the soil's dry rn I think and the leaves aren't soft I think from touching them#so it should hold on until tomorrow (tomorrow as of posting this since it's 3AM) when I get the soil mix#Em Speaks
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who told me that I wouldn't be able to repot my big plants very easily without putting them in nursery pots btw cause I've done it twice now and both times it was super easy. most recently one went from a 14 inch to 16 inch pot and that boy has been eating his vegetables. sorry I'm not a weakling. I absolutely hurt my wrist moving this big idiot though so I am kinda weak actually but in a different way.
#well. the other monstera is in a pot with a base that's wider than its opening.#so tomorrow when i continue to hermit crab these repottings we'll see what a fucking mistake that pot choice was...#im not gonna reuse that one though. adios you marbled idiot. you dont match my decor.#also i hate nursery pots for repotting cause roots come out their holes and are a pain to thread back through#thats on top of my main reason for disliking them which is that they dont allow moisture to wick away from soil like unglazed clay
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i love the newbuild estate on the hill above my town they are trying so hard to convince us that its just a normal little collection of houses where real people live and there are no sinister schemes or cults being run out of it for which the perfect houses are all just a front but it isnt working. it isnt working even a little bit
#its the weirdest place ever i luv it...its like all newbuild estates where like the houses are all those identical redbrick builds obvs#which contributes and theyre all too clean and the streets are always empty and theres a playground that never has anyone in it...#its like playmobile its like those rugs you got in nursery of the towns and roads so you could push a hot wheels car through them#and its so so creepy. it feels like. fucking. midwich cuckoos. its way too perfect. and its so silent and kind of isolated up there on the#hill....it looks like a set. like the housefronts are going to fall down and reveal theyre just wood. and theres just no one fucking there.#it feels like something should befall it. such as an apocalypse or an experiment. it looks too fake and too identical it looks like someone#asked a child to draw a town and then they made exactly what the child described. it has the atmosphere of the first 20 minutes of a horror#film of this i feel sure.#(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again
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treatment day and there are some weird ass vibes in this waiting room
#i sometimes end up with an overlapping appt with the 2 prisoners who come here for treatment#which isn’t weird or bad but for some reason this time there is a woman#who is playing them nursery rhymes?????????#she’s not even with them she’s just another patient holding her phone out so they can watch the lyrics#what the actual fuck is happening here#UPDATE: when the nursery rhyme finished she pushed her chair back in next to me#she started singing to herself. then she asks me if i paint on my phone#and i’m like ??? uh?? i don’t know what you mean#so she shows me one of those paint by number apps and im like ohhh i don’t do that#so then she tells me about how she taught all her grandkids and nieces and nephews how to draw#and now her nephew is a tattoo artist#then she got called back#what a wild ride. old people rlly are something sometimes#now i got that damn nursery rhyme in my head.#by the way. based on the general vibes no one asked to hear the nursery rhyme.#cancer post
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woo gardening
the dish in the middle is for bees. im gonna put blue marbles in it and then fill it with water. the water is so they dont die of thirst (which is apparently a common thing to happen to bees?) and the marbles are so they dont drown
i have extra marigolds along with some seeds and bulbs that i didnt get to fit in there (its also bcus i had an odd number of each type of marigold and i for some reason felt the need to make this somewhat symmetrical)
i didnt get to use any of my bachelors buttons seeds. of which i have a shit ton. hopefully my mom figures out a good spot for me to plant everything else bcus i want to plant the fucking bachelors buttons
#i tried to use a shovel at first but then just gave up and used my hands to dig#also these all came from nurseries (i think thats the term im looking for?) near where i live#no lowes or home depot here folks!#…ok so the dirt came from either lowes or home depot (i forgor 💀) but the plants are from actual nurseries#anyways uh planting shit is fun bcus you get to act like a creature but in a socially acceptable way#also. just remembered. massive fucking bug bumped into me while i was digging#i didnt get to see what kind it was but it felt soft? for some reason? so maybe a bumblebee since theyre fuzzy#can yall tell that i like marigolds#if only i had alliums but everyone in my family except me doesnt like them#well. except me and my sister (middle not youngest) but she has decided that if i like something she likes it so she doesnt count#eh chives are alliums and my mom always plants herbs so i guess well end up with some eventually#man half of this post is in the fucking tags#i like plants ok#uh#idk if i should actually tag this#fuck it i want the world to see my wheelbarrow#i. i thought it was spelled wheel-BARREL. its. its not spelled wheelbarrel oh my fucking god im a dumbass#in my defense ive never seen the word written until now#gardening#flowers#plants#idk what else to tag#uh yea bye
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