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untitled – a ridiculous modern band au
as usual, i blame @mxssful and @inquisimer for this. I don't know, moss was like "hey what if they were in a band" listen sometimes viago can be king and sometimes he can be a bassist, and it's fine, okay.
nobody asked for this, but i'm fond of it, so fuck it. enjoy it.
features both my OC (vero) and moss's (rosa)
988 words | teen | just a drabble
pairings: viago/rook (vero) | background undefined polyamorous nonsense because why have one pairing when you can have five
It happens at a party – or not at a party. Not exactly. Viago can get himself together to go on stage; something about being behind a bass, he can hold it in front of himself like a shield, pretend that he's not surrounded by people. There’s the stage lights and the sound, and somehow this is enough for him to forget about the audience altogether, to imagine that he is still fucking around in his garage, playing for the hell of it, playing out of habit, or something. Something other than what it is.
But parties? Parties are hard. Parties are a thousand inane conversations and strangers commenting on his gloves. Watching Rosa make out with some guitarist from another band while Teia gives him an altogether too knowing look. She broke up with him again, and yet she had insisted he come to this party, and he had agreed because – because he keeps hoping it will work, one of these days, and he’s trying to show her he’s trying.
Trying, but maybe not hard enough, because eventually he takes his drink outside onto the street and stands, leaning against a wall. It's not cold, exactly, but there's a chill in the air that makes him grateful for the layers he constantly wears. He can hear voices from inside, people laughing and talking. Smells of cigarette smoke and weed. Lucanis went home a while ago, something about needing to feed his sourdough starter. Lucanis is like that – able to come and go when it pleases him, making some vague excuse about how he has somewhere else to be, something else to do.
Viago should go too, and maybe he will, when he finishes his wine. Teia will forgive him, or she won’t, and they’ll keep going around and around. He is resigned to this fate.
This is when and where Vero finds him, stepping out on the front door and coming to join him against the wall. Automatically, he shifts to make room for them. Vero is – well. Viago doesn’t like to think about it too much, what Vero is. Young, mostly, he reminds himself constantly. Young and wearing skinny jeans and a t-shirt that he is pretty sure used to belong to Lucanis. Maybe it still does; sometimes they seem to share a wardrobe. He spends too long, sometimes, trying to figure out the relationship between them. This is not something he should think about right now.
"You played really well tonight," Vero says, leaning against the wall next to him. Their dark hair is still in disarray from the show, pulled half-up into a messy bun. They shove their hands into their pockets, but even like this, even leaning against a brick wall with hands in their pockets, there is a strange kind of grace to them. Like every movement has been carefully considered, their apparent relaxation just as precise and poised as everything else about them.
Viago grimaces, thinking back to the show. "I missed a couple notes on the third song," he says.
"Nobody noticed it."
"You did." He had seen them notice – their quizzical expression from behind their drum set as he regained his fingering.
Vero shrugs. "I'm detail-oriented. You know this."
"I do," he admits. Vero shivers in their thin t-shirt. It’s strange, Viago thinks, the involuntary movement. They are constantly so self-possessed, the elements should not affect them. "You should go in. You must be freezing."
"I'd rather be here with you," Vero says with sudden earnestness. They do that sometimes – disarm him with unexpected affection. It only ever lasts a second before they lapse back into their usual seriousness. But tonight, they're looking at him with this expression that is equal parts fond and uncertain. When did they start looking at him like that?
"You're drunk," he accuses.
"A little drunk, a little high," Vero says, and they have one of those faint smiles they often wear, like they're amused by a private joke. "Doesn't change how I feel."
“How you –” but he stops, because Vero has pushed away from the wall and has instead reached for the front of his perfectly pressed shirt, twisting those long and delicate fingers into the fabric. This is – this is not supposed to happen, because Vero is many things. Young, first and foremost. A little drunk. A little high. He is suddenly aware of their scent – beer and sweat and cigarette smoke and Lucanis’s cologne.
Viago knows he should pull away, or do anything other than what he does, which is lean in until his lips brush against theirs.
Vero's mouth is warm and soft, and they make this sound, halfway between a gasp and a moan. And Viago, for a moment, is lost. His gloved hand moves to their waist; without meaning to, he finds that he has placed it under the fabric of their t-shirt. When he slides his tongue against theirs, they taste faintly bitter, like those awful IPAs they always drink. Under that, just spit and skin.
It is different than kissing Teia. Vero is almost of a height with him, so there is no need to lean down. He can simply press them back against the wall, that glass of wine still in his hand, as they use their grip on his shirt to pull him in closer, closer. Their body is all lean muscle and tension, so carefully restrained, even now. He slides his knee between their thighs, can feel the heat of their body through the layers of fabric, and this time they really do moan.
And then common sense reasserts itself, and he pulls away.
"I should go," he says, and because he's an idiot, he gives them his wine glass, because what else is he supposed to do with it.
He walks off, away from the party and into the street, already pulling his phone from his back pocket. He needs to text Rosa.
#viago de riva#dragon age#dragon age fanfic#dragon age the veilguard#rook de riva#modern au#band au#what the fuck is this even#it doesn't matter#oc: vero de riva#oc: rosa de riva#universe: band au
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I was scrolling through the images section of the Horikoshi wiki page and came across this. How have I never seen this, it is hilarious and terrifying. Tokoyami looks dead inside.
#Mha#Horikoshi#ojiro mashirao#Ojiro mha#Tailman#What the fuck is this even#i know what it is and why it was made but why was it made#fumikage tokoyami
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Construct formed by the combination of the strongest fighters of Hallownest.
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This creature.... is indescribable. How far are its creators willing to go? How much resilience does it contain, to keep fighting? If it desires to hunt, then I wish to see its limits.
Today, for Hollow Knight's 6th anniversary, a stronger warrior walks in: the Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful Traitor SOUL Master Prince Hogrimmuute! They have learnt the art of Soul from the master himself to be able to face, and maybe finally beat:
The Pure Vessel
[Image 1: An edit of Hrimm, a being that consists of Hornet's head with Zote's uneven horns, covered in Uumuu's hood. Their body is covered by two cloaks: Troupe Master Grimm's cloak and the Soul Master's red and blue cloak. They have the Dung Defender's arms and claws, wielding a shellwood nail, and their legs belong to the Traitor Lord.
Image 2: The apure Vessel in a fighting stance. /End ID.]
#hrimm vs pure vessel#hrimm#poll#happy anniversary#what the fuck is this even#anyways have fun and if youre gonna vote to keep this going you better start suggesting bosses
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Thanks for nothing, Tumblr, the new layout is an atrocity
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it#and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about#why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks'#you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it#anyway#mine#asexuality
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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donated 50 reais to a palestinian GFM today
it amounted to 8 dollars
several days' worth of expenses for me became a single digit donation for them. barely enough for a blanket. just like that
it really sucks to know that my money is inherently less helpful no matter how much it'd pay for me, and there's nothing i can do
#and I can't even donate to an international organization that accepts reais because aid isn't fucking getting in anyway#we can already do so little. giving money so people can evacuate (which is what the oppressors want!!) is so much less than the bare minimum#it's so much less than they deserve#fuck man
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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function#with sleep#getting ready for work#commute#cooking#and errands#I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day#and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do#and that's with a very short commute#if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work#i see my friends like once every few weeks or months#because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising#and none of us even have kids or anything!!
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule
#acesan#one piece#portgas d ace#sanji#monkey d luffy#comic#ive been meaning to make this comic for like a year Btw. and it got stunted for 6 months cuz I couldn't get past a part that was like#Slightly too ooc for my liking without fuckin up the whole thing even tho its already stupid as is ANYWAY. SOLVED IT OBVIOUSLY so yaaay#i spent so long on it and it still had mistakes. but gues what I Fucking Ball#also initially posting this on twitter was such a headache because the alt text limit is so Small so i was like ok Fuck My Life i guess#anyway. blow s a kiss to the crowd. Enjoy my insanity
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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in
#viktor#arcane#ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer#it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting#so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath#tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder#where the strap would be#but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise#everything looks like its screwed together#or screwed INTO him#but only the top bolts on his spine are i think#in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine#so he can take it off. but HOW#what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off#does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper#the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss#forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this#any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours#something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly#and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place#they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc#or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought#and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off#dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like#like 40 different controllers#soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine#<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig#forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy
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do people have no shame anymore?
#if you couldn't be bothered to write it i couldn't be bothered to read that shit#this genuinely pissed me off#what even is the point of this? what do you get out of posting something you didn't even make yourself?#im a fanartist the point of it is that i made art with my own two hands! i created something by myself!!!#what the fuck do you get by making a machine do it#ao3#fuck ai#anti ai
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