#what the fuck is their problem

[skiptoyuri]

i've had enough of these guys

[101maverick]

As a parent, do you seriously think you can spend your child’s whole life telling them you trust in them to do well in university and life in general, think they are mature and that you will send them wherever they want to and expect them not to loose their shit once you tell them, less than a year from the start of university and a few months before the start of admission tests, that you don’t think they are mature enough for university studies? Do you seriously think that is feasible? Because it fucking isn’t and you are a moron if you think the opposite.

[midesastremanifiesto]

Chirlies posting a Carlos' tweet from 2013 (2013!!!!) where he said RedBull was his dream car, all because he posted that story on ig. Imagine, a RED BULL ACADEMY DRIVER, saying his dream car was RedBull, how odd, eh??

[dteamain]

dnf is so fucked up for picking mr beast capitalist propaganda as their bf sweater

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY

[23z567]

I need to stramgke all of my classmates so bad

[bookwyrminspiration]

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[taetebebe]

you don't check anything for almost 24hrs and this is what you get back. to...

[weezeryuri]

scott pilgrim and wallace wells being normal about each other compilation

[quantum-catboy]

i will not cause problems. i don't cause even a single problem. my bones are going to be put in reliquaries because i'm gonna be the saint of zero drama

[luminarai]

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

[qoldenskies]

i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases

[flanaganfilm]

man what is your fucking problem i just watched midnight mass for the first time and ive been crying hard enough to crack a rib for the past thirty minutes jesus fucking christ genuinely what the fuck

anyway keep up the good work 👍

If Netflix had released a blu-ray set for Midnight Mass, this is the blurb I'd want on the cover