#what the fack

[crguang]

……….GUYSSSS?????? “her voice is as soft and gentle as ever”?!?!?!?!? stelle calling kafka asking her to come take a silly picture in an amusement park with her and getting a (seemingly) regretful response because shes busy…. SHE WANTED TO BE THERE SO BAD GUYS.

like walk with me and imagine kafka, covered in blood splatter, answering her phone even tho shes in the middle of something and going “☹️sorry…” im losing my mind a bit. headcanoning that she always answers stelle’s calls/texts for my own wellbeing 🫶🏾

[reamed]

um did anyone else watch The Curse finale

[doorwings]

Do you all hear something?

[thexvibexdiaries]

I didn't open tumblr for a day.... ONE DAY AND NOW @infraaa IS A LONGAN CULT MEMBER WHAT HAPPEND-

[bread-bastard]

I was literally just jumpscared by two horribly-bleeding wrestlers on my dash, because it was "based on my likes". Good job Tumblr, I'm never scrolling at night ever again 👍

[cudelshy-is-nb]

Hakshsjshsj I FELL DOWN THE OBEY ME FANFIC AND HEADCANNON DITCH AND NOW I CAN'T GET OUUUUUUT HELP ME

they're so aussnhsjs I LOVE THEIR STUFF and I like sending out of context convos to people who don't play it, their reactions are peak comedy

[freesomebodybyluna]

Naur cyringff at the people saying they weren't born yet or were only a few days old snsjdkkdkd

[creechurreblogs]

BULBZY WHAT THE HÆL

divorce my bestie @therandomcreechur and their obsession with tengolf 💔/silly

@therandomcreechur and Their Obsession with Tengolf are Divorced!

[commander-goo]

Uuhuuuuurghhu

[awhoreintheory]

In Eminem's Album "The Eminem Show" he has a song called Business that directly references Batman. He also has repeated references to Robin and Batman's dynamic throughout many of his songs right right are you following my thought train??

So it is logical to assume Eminem either doesn't exist in Peter's home universe or Marvel, or he has entirely different songs with more Marvel based super hero references. (The easier option is he doesn't exist tho)

I just think it'd be neat for Peter to discover Eminem in DC and I have literally no reason other than I love Eminem

Peter, running past Tim at neckbreaking speeds while rapping Rap God: youassumingthatimhumanwhatigottafotogetitthroughtoyouimsuperhuman—

Tim: dear god, Stephanie got to him

Jason, exiting with flair: yeah, good luck with that

Bruce, with a long suffering sigh:

Stephanie, wiping away a single tear: he's glorious

[faceeeeee]

I caved in and watched If and OH.MY.GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD.

(ps: @redisloser ty so much for inciting me to watch this movie I adore this guy)

[itseghost]

TEETH BARED!! --- i wanted to do matching portraits for them :] i always get too embarrassed to post actual ship art lmao but i probably will eventually

[pennielane]

THE BEATLES at SHEA STADIUM, 1965 New footage from the Now and Then short film

[gojuo]

THE STORY ENDED HERE AND NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

[lyss-butterscotch]

It's quite entertaining seeing these pompous creatures freeze in terror over harmless holograms.

[cumgrandpa]

hey btw what the fuckk are these things