#what makes a babygirl what makes a poor little meow meow

[agendratum]

kp fandom is so funny tho. i’m of course not speaking for the entirety of the fandom, i’m not even fully speaking for myself here, cause i am interested in timetay dynamic, because unfortunately i love angst and suffering, but still. still even with this time is indeed my least favorite non-antagonistic character in kp, and def ranks lower than some antagonists as well

so again, kp fandom is very funny. cause in a story where kinn and vegas are the love interests provided, kp fandom looks at time and goes, no, this one is the one who truly sucks. its like the meme “i can excuse manipulating, lying, threatening, torturing, harassing, almost getting your so killed multiple times, but i draw the line at cheating” 

and i don’t even DISAGREE, but it just struck me recently, and i was like, hey, shouldn’t he actually be considered the least terrible person here? cause as far as we know he just kinda chills. but no huh

(ps obviously torturing and threatening is sexy so jot that down)

[wadinginthevelvet]

sorry but I love the Izzy “dangling my legs over the side of the ship” scene because like. he’s literally right. it DOES serve him right.

Ed was deeply heartbroken but coping healthily until Izzy got in his head & made him feel like all he deserved was destruction. Ed TRUSTED Izzy, and this person who he felt knew him & saw him & cared about him essentially confirming in his view that he doesn’t deserve good things and only has worth as a monster— that being soft was worse for him than being dead— made him feel that he truly was unloveable and shoved him over the edge into the Kraken persona. plus Izzy ASKED him to be violent! he grinned when he cut off his toe! the beginning of s2 is Izzy realizing that a. Ed is not actually happy as Blackbeard and is in fact destroying himself and b. Izzy himself has grown to care for this crew in a way he didn’t realize he had and maybe actually has some human empathy. and doesn’t want them to be brutalized. which I honestly don’t think he had a handle on before it was too late & he’d already set them up for this level of violence. and also clearly he did NOT know Ed in the way he thought he did! he didn’t realize he cared about the crew like that, but he also didn’t think Kraken-Ed would be that intense. he thought that horrible pep talk was what Ed needed to get back to being pre-Stede Blackbeard, not realizing that pre-Stede Blackbeard was a facade Ed was already deeply unhappy and insecure underneath, but also failing to comprehend (or even notice) the extent of Ed’s trauma and lack of self-worth and the fairly obvious (to anyone who actually knew or understood Ed) fact that telling him those things would shatter his very fragile belief that he deserved these tenuous but brave attempts at taking care of himself and trying to become who he wanted to be. Kraken-Ed was not who Izzy thought he would trigger when he gave him the talk, because he didn’t actually know or understand him like he thought he did. & that’s what he’s coming to terms with in s2 and it is a wonderful arc! lots of people have written fantastic metas about Izzy & his motivations and the complexity of his realization that he didn’t know Ed like he though he did & wasn’t close to him like he thought he was so I won’t bother to fully go into that here as interesting as it is. but like.. he asked for violence & he got it. he didn’t have a good handle on his own feelings about the crew/piracy and he evidently had zero handle on Ed’s (he is masterful at suppression but isn’t emotionally intelligent enough to be able to tell Ed is too), and while yeah it was Ed’s trauma and whole brutal career as a pirate and this glimpse at a different future and Stede’s betrayal all coming together to cause Ed’s eventual breakdown, Izzy’s talk is what made him give up and pushed him overboard into the Kraken era. he convinced him he was worthless if he wasn’t a monster, & in doing so unleashed that monster onto himself and the crew. he taunted the shark and lost a leg. I don’t think there’s anything unhealthy about him framing it like that— he isn’t suppressing his feelings about it or pretending it didn’t happen— he’s just processing & accepting the truth of the matter. when Lucius says Blackbeard cut off his leg and Izzy says “a shark did this”, he’s acknowledging it wasn’t really Ed who shot him, but a violent, hopeless, actively suicidal caricature of Blackbeard, a monster Izzy helped create. Izzy isn’t Ed’s victim— they’re an eye for an eye now. and I’m glad he acknowledged it like that

[shima-draws]

Aaghhggh. Yujikiri…

[danny-chase]

That sounds interesting! I like Jason but how much I like him is inverse to how much writers expect up to find him actions correct. He’s obviously in the wrong and does bad things, I don’t like it when I’m supposed to be rooting for him or feel overly bad for him 😂

Yeah!!! That's pretty much how it goes for me as well 😅

[levbolton]

he’s so important

[asgardian--angels]

end of time simm!master🤝red flags era ed teach

[transrevolutions]

french revolution dashboard simulator

🐀 ami-du-peuple Follow

uh actually man has the right to deal with his oppressors by devouring their beating hearts. hope this helps.

🎩 departicle Follow

Hold up. Okay. Actually, fuck this. This sort of violent rhetoric should not be tolerated on here. Do you seriously think this sort of thing is going to make the nobility give you more rights???? You must be out of your minds! Reported.

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

reblog to devour this guy's beating heart

#username checks out lmao #politics #everybody point and laugh #common adp w

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organt-deactivated06151792

update: new canto out now!!! go check it out 😈😏🥀 (remember don't like don't read <3)

📜 sacredhostreceipts Follow

@centuriesandskies this you?? not such a great look for a convention rep ngl

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

listen. I wrote this a long time ago, before I went into serious politics. the account is deactivated for a reason.

I was twenty. I did poorly. I can do better.

#sj.txt #if this is the worst dirt you can dig up on me #i'm way less corrupt than half the people in the convention these days #at least i'm not doing fucking. embezzlement. #also sacredhostreceipts if you're who i think you are #don't you have better things to do rn?

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🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

why the fuck is everyone tagging this with french??? political figures?

#what the hell is going on over there #also maybe cool it with the death threats #I don't want this blog to get taken down #what's a girondin #is this some joke I'm not french enough to understand #showdown update

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⛪ progressivepriest Follow

Unpopular opinion but why is everyone so up in arms about the new Civil Oath? Literally all it's asking is for you to promise not to commit treason just because the Pope tells you to? I can see where people are coming from with the whole violation-of-religion deal, but can you blame the Assembly for trying to make sure the people aren't forcibly subjugated by the wealth of the nobility?

faith-first-alwaysdeactivated03011791

Sounds like something a heretic would say. To betray the Pope and king is to betray the will of God and your eternal soul! You should pray for forgiveness and pledge loyalty to the monarchy or have fun burning in hell. Sorry not sorry.

⛪ progressivepriest Follow

L + ratio + iirc the Bible says "it is easier for a rope to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" (Matthew 19:24)

🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

occasional based catholic moment, go off OP!

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

looked the faith-first-always guy's blog, he's like a massive anti-huguenot too 🙄 why is it always the prot-exclusive radical catholics smh

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

LMAOOOOO HE DEACTIVATED

#religion tag #percs fuck off #anyways op makes a valid point #reblog #percs dni

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🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

she committee on my safety til I can't go public

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

I don't understand the joke, can someone explain please?? 🙂 Thank you!

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

is that fucking MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE?!!?!?!?

🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

oh my god citizen robespierre I'm so sorry this was not meant to break containment lol I didn't even know you were on this site please forget you saw this

#this is the most embarassing moment of my life #literally sobbing rn #the original post is /j i prommy #i cannot be known as the citizen who had to explain this to the government

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🪓 indulgentsfuckoff Follow

fabre d'eglantine is NOT your poor little meow meow citizens he literally falsified decrees from the national convention and embezzled money to line his own pockets. I don't care how uwu babygirl you think he is he is a CRIMINAL who should be ARRESTED

💛 i-give-people-bread Follow

🥖🍞🥐

#baguette #loaf #croissant #i-give-people-bread #indulgentsfuckoff #silly

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🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

fucking fed up with the constant threat of the swiss guard, I think it's time we got some gunpowder and weapons and took things into our own hands yknow what I'm saying

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

I'm no longer joking about this btw

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

update:

hopital

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

ok bc I've gotten like 50 asks about this: I am not injured and I am not in need of medical care. the punchline was that we stormed the fucking hotel des invalides to get guns and powder. didn't want to clarify the joke before now for security reasons but everyone knows about that and the bastille thing by now. please direct your money to people who actually need it.

#shouldve clarified the last post was /j #however I assumed yall knew this joke already #anyways #revolution #personal #500 #1k

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🌾 nopain-nograin Follow

got so high at the festivial 2day i thnk i saw hte suapreme being

#robespiere speech was prboably 🔥 #unforntuately i camt rember any of it #grainposting #oipum ehre is somtehing else thes days #memes

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🎨 jldavid-real-moved Follow

incredible speech from @springtimeofgovernment today at the jacobin club. nobody should be permitted to use their positions as civic leaders to commit crimes against the people, even under the guise of revolutionary fervor. if it comes to it, I too will drink the hemlock with him. for france. 🤝🤝

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

Thanks for your support, @jldavid-real

The situation over here is deteriorating really quickly, the representatives are getting violent and abandoning due process entirely. Anything you can do to stand with us now would be very appreciated. You do a lot of great work for the revolution, and I trust you completely.

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

@jldavid-real are you still there? We could really use your help right now.

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

boosting @springtimeofgovernment here, can confirm he's been injured in a skirmish at the hotel de ville, they're passing summary death sentences without trial, @jldavid-real where is the help you promised us??? the people of paris are our only hope now.

edit: of course he moved blogs. coward.

#sj.txt #disappointed yet unsurprised #marat would be ashamed of you #9 thermidor #update

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🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

DNI if you support any of these groups/people or their actions: m0narchists, f3uillants, br1ssotins/g1rondins, th3rmidorians, b0napart1sts, h3nri du v3rgier (also goes by c0mte de r0chjacquelin), charl0tte c0rday, or lafay3tte

(h3bertists and dant0nists you're on thin ice. behave.)

#censored so they dont show up in the tags #dni #get your nasty ass ideologies off my page #won't hesitate to block and/or report any violators #pinned

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gracchus-babeufdeactivated05271797

reblog to make the directoire choke to death on their stupid fucking outfits

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

hey staff. yeah you. where did this blog go?? notfishgoujon and prairial-95 are gone as well?? cowards too afraid to show your faces lmao especially after the fucking mess the directoire's made of the country. bet you anything that staff are on their fucking payroll too iykwim at least the republic didn't tolerate fucking bribery

#this site's gone to the dogs since thermidor yr 2 #following the trend of the rest of the country tbh #i'll probably get nuked for posting this #if so i'm not making a new account #i'll just make a paleocities or smth #politics tag #reblog #don't play with me ik full well gb didn't delete his blog of his own free will #they also zero note glitched it #just when you think they can't stoop lower

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📕 spectrehauntingeurope Follow

it's been 50 fucking years since gracchus-babeuf (and the other CoE blogs) were deleted without warning and still no response from staff, the govt, or anything. the site's gone through a fuckton of ownership changes and still nothing.

we're working on a bit of a project (some of you might know abt it already), it's gonna be out prob in the next year or so. remember '89. remember '93 and '94. remember '97.

the people will rise again. it's only a matter of time. 🚩

-mod karl

[anonymouslydeadactuallywrites]

Reasons why Will Graham should be Tumblr’s Poor Little Meow Meow In No Specific Order

•He is a sweaty little man who doesn’t want to be bothered, yet somehow keeps getting dragged into plot.

•No one respects his ass. He’s always too quiet, too weird, etc to the point where he’s framed for murder and no one bats an eye at him.

•His love interests include a lesbian, a cannibal, and a lady who doesn’t see him as a person. What a loser.

•He’s so confused for the first half of the series as he’s like hallucinating and being gaslit by his therapist.

•Said therapist/his husband keeps pulling a bunch of bullshit in him including: Gutting him, killing his pseudo daughter, sawing open his head to eat his brain, feeding him people, etc.

•Yet, he somehow keeps going back to his husband like a goof right? Even though his husband is a fucking cannibal.

•The duality of Will Graham to be a soft owo babygirl who’s going through it who hurts so pretty to being a feral son of a bitch who beat a man to death with his bare hands is exquisite.

•Did I mention Will Graham’s season two whorification? Cause that man was prepared to seduce a cannibal. For justice of fucking course:

•Sike, he warned his cannibal husband that the government was onto him like a simp.

•On that note, Will hurts so pretty. Hugh Dancy’s big watery eyes and that lost look at That tm part of Misomuzo? When Hannibal is treating his gunshot wound in Florence? chef’s kiss*

•And the best part is like Will causes a lot of his own pain like he likes his cannibal husband and purposely goes out of his way to do shit like release him from jail and make things harder for himself.

In conclusion, Will Graham is an exquisite Poor Little Meow Meow. Thank you for your time.

[the-girl-in-the-high-castle]

One thing that I like to think about, and is very interesting to me, is how more than half of the ship starts a mutiny against Eyk, they all think he's crazy for turning the ship around, an alcoholic who's seen better days. They lock him up, put him out of the way.

But, in the end, when everything starts going to shit, guess who they're all turning to? Eyk.

People start jumping off the ship? Fight starts, people start killing each other? - You're the Captain, what are you gonna do about it?

There are only a few survivors, the storm begins, all hell breaks loose? - Where's the Captain. Everyone get the Captain.

And it just makes me wonder to no end about the man Eyk is. Besides being my babygirl poor little meow meow.

[blorbologist]

Okay so - as a blorbologist, I would like your assistance. I thought I knew the difference between a blorbo and a babygirl but I am questioning my precious understanding.

I always thought blorbo was a morally grey loveable cranky character and babygirl is a cinnamon roll. Basically blorbo was the “could kill you” end of the “cinnamon roll to could kill you” spectrum.

Please enlighten me- am I correct? What is the different between babygirl and blorbo. Thanks.

(Imagine, if you will, a little toad in a labcoat)

Before I say anything, I need to make it clear that all tumblr-related classification is constantly evolving with trends and time, like some antibiotic-resistant bacteria. So a lot of the definitions tend to be malleable! For the sake of simplicity, I'm using Urban Dictionary as my definitions, informed by my own time in fandom, though it can lag behind fandom trends and lack nuance. So take the following with a grain of salt:

A blorbo is your favorite character; it is a definition free of any connotations in regards to their morality, attractiveness, or how pathetic they are. Blorbos are usually from fictional media, but I've rarely seen it apply to celebrities. Your blorbo could be literally any character ever, regardless of screentime or role in the story - or even the actors portraying them!

Meanwhile, babygirl is a far more restrictive term that generally is intended somewhat ironically; the babygirl is, in fact, not a baby nor a girl, but an adult man*. The babygirl is usually also attractive to the poster (but might not fit media standards of what's attractive). Babygirl is more universally given to both characters and real people (e.g. Pedro Pascale), and can apply to men* anywhere in terms of morality (though you will find some communities lean toward babygirl being as ironic as possible and applied to only morally grey or evil male characters, vs others that mean it a bit more genuinely).

(I say men* because, at least from my observation, more and more babygirls are breaking the gender binary and are not actually characters/people who ID as men. But it's 'historically' been a fandom term predominantly given to men.)

Now, you'll notice that neither blorbo nor babygirl matches up really well with the 'could kill you' <--> 'cinnamon roll that could kill you' scale you presented in your ask! I think the definitions you might be looking for are 'poor little meow meow' (awful/morally grey character/person who is absolutely not a poor little anything) and a 'cinnamon roll' (firmly good, often infantilized character/person).

This graph by @luulapants helps get the distinction across well (though I've seen people's blorbos be cinnamon rolls and poor little meow meow, so I would quibble with blorbo being implied to be the middle ground between the extremes).

TLDR; blorbos are favorite characters, babygirls are usually attractive adults, poor little meow meows could and likely would kill you, and cinnamon rolls are good (and would probably be sad if they killed you). Your blorbo can be a babygirl, or a poor little meow meow and a babygirl and a blorbo at once!

Hope it helped! 🐸

[the-babygirl-polls]

Thor - Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)

Propaganda:

Thor is one of the titular teenagers from outer space. He and his comrades arrive on Earth while searching for suitable environments to raise Gargons; giant, lobster-like monsters that are harvested for their meat. Although most of them express a disdain for “foreign beings”, viewing them as lesser, Thor displays an unnecessary (almost comedic) level of aggression at all times. He spends the entire film either threatening or wasting people with his disintegrator raygun, while hunting down a (uncharacteristically sympathetic) rogue crewmate. But what makes Thor babygirl material? There’s one scene in particular that, I think, really cements it. After being shot by the police, he kidnaps the main protagonist (aforementioned rogue crewmate) + his love interest (Betty) and forces them (via the threat of disintegration) to get him medical attention. Betty directs them to a doctor that lives in the neighbourhood. The bullets are removed from Thor’s torso, he passes out from exhaustion, and everybody else dips. Upon regaining consciousness, Thor attempts to pursue them again, but only manages to stumble his way to the front door before collapsing. But what does that give us? These images. Thor’s the only character I’ve ever felt comfortable/confident labelling as “babygirl”/a “poor little meow meow”. He’s such a pathetic dumbfuck.

Other Additions:

[time-traveler-tourney]

Time sure flies when you’re messing with it’s continuum!

The Sequel to the @thief-throwdown, welcome to the Time Traveler Tourney!

Did your favorite Character fucked around and found out a bit too much with the fabric of time? Is your Blorbo hopping from when to when? Is your poor little Meow Meow stuck in a time loop? Is your poor little Meow Meow stuck in a time loop? Is your poor little Meow Meow stuck in a time loop? Is your poor little Meow Meow stuck in a-

Well then look no further, because this is the place for them. A battle for the most heroic/tragic/whatever hero of our time! Rules for submissions are:

Must have traveled through time at least once

Things like reincarnation, for example Zelda, unfortunately don’t count. Sorry guys :(

Time loops are fine though!

You can submit as many characters as you want, but please don’t send in the same character multiple times

And that’s basically it! Though I should say that, if I get a character who I feel like doesn’t make the cut I will take the freedom to not let them in, but don’t worry, before I make a decision like that I will do my research about said Character.

I think that’s all the important parts covered. You guys can call me mod Tarn (he/him) and welcome to the submission round, which will stay open for a week!

If you want to check out even more cool tournaments and see what inspired this one, just look under the cut. No, this is definitely not a way to gain more exposure, what are you even talking about?

@autismswagsummit, @babygirl-beatdown, @tragicsibsshowdown, @2023vampiretournament (greatly recommend that one), @cinnamon-roll-competition, @a bunch of other guys that I probably will remember right after posting this.

[bethany-sensei]

No, I am not waiting for the results of my previous poll before I post a new one. Today’s character is:

Akieryon

Demonslayer (it’s not what it sounds like)

Accidentally injured his mentor with infernal magic that he didn’t know he could use. This resulted in Akieryon spending about five centuries imprisoned (it’s complicated)

Was basically a totally different person (people pleaser) before his incarceration

Makes a new life in the Mortal Realm

Literally crashes into Tempest’s polycule

Can’t stop his impulse to solve problems

Gradually discovers more demonic abilities an angel definitely shouldn’t have

Eventually discovers estranged family he didn’t know he had and everything makes a lot more sense

Teaches Tempest to fly

Likes the (real) band Beartooth

[ephe-y]

finn fire emblem is so babygirl. love me a tragic mess of a knight filled yay high with self loathing and guilt complex and caretaker instinct. hes my poor little meow meow and i adore him.

do leif and nanna need a father more than a knight? hell yeah! does finn give it to them? not really (hell yeah)! but would he sacrifice his own guts if that meant leif and nanna could live another day? hell yeah! and is that what they need? not really (hell yeah)!

that dichotomy of finn being best dad and also a knight more than a fatherly figure makes him best fe dad bc hes the most interesting fe dad (in terms of dad ness). the way his strengths and flaws interact in the role given to him is so [rips into him with my teeth and shakes him around like a dog toy] effervescent.

i want him put into Situations. Immediately. (complimentary)

[snarkylinda]

I love to joke around about how Spencer poor meow meowed his way onto making Emily stay with the team (twice.) But I seriously Headcanon that it didn't took him too much for her to agree not only became he has huge fucking puppy eyes to plead his case with, but also because of one single, little thing that could quilt-trip literally anyone.

Timing.

You see, despite Spencer's abandonment historial and the fact he gets traumatized every season, pre-season 6 it was on a more....personal level. Like he gets tossed around like a rag doll, he sees a teen get their brain blow off, he literally dies, all the whumpy fun. It's stuff that happens to him, the fear of death and general pain....but what about loss?

Ofc we have his parental relationships, Elle, Gideon and J.J (temporary) leaving, but these weren't back to back and (to him) weren't really permanent....

Emily's death was the first instance of actual loss (at least on his pov). The first someone didn't walk away from him, but rather was taken. For good. Not explanation, no nothing. Just loss.

But as we all know that wasn't really the case and everything went well, Emily temporarily left the team again and-

And then we have, and I kid you not, 4 seasons straight of Spencer Lossing™ people. Both permanently and not.

1. Maeve's murder.

2. Alex leaving the team

3. Gideon's murder

4. Diana's diagnosis

5. Derek leaving the team

Someone up there REALLY liked the thought of Spencer looking like a kicked, rejected puppy nobody loves. Like they took a little break from putting the fear of God in him (but not really cause Demons exists lmao) to put the fear of "I will die alone" on him instead. Like imagine that from Emily's pov- everytime she calls babygirl is mourning someone different 😭😭 so yeah I like to think that massive quilt trip played a role on her going "oh for fuck's sake- OK DON'T CRY, I'LL STAY"

[sonicpoorlittlemeowmeowshowdown]

Welcome to the Sonic Poor Little Meow Meow Showdown!

You know that Sonic character? The one that's done terrible things but you can't help but want to put them in your pocket and carry them around like a purse dog? Well then, welcome to the Sonic Poor Little Meow Meow Showdown!

Inspired by the likes of @bestsonicshowdown @bestactualsonicshowdown @bestsonichuman @sonicgirlsmackdown @idwsonicshowdown @sonicmalematchup @sonic-palooza @themurderofsonic-knockout @amyroseshowdown @tailsshowdown @knucklesshowdown and many, many more, we here are going to take those poor little meow meows that you know and love and send them to the gladiator pit to see which comes out of this victorious!

What makes a Poor Little Meow Meow, you may be asking?

Qualifications:

Must have mostly villainous qualities, not necessarily a complete bad guy, but can't be doing the "right thing" most of the time.

At least a bit pathetic

Below is the form to submit your poor little meow meow! Currently there's no time limit for how long it will be kept open, we'll see how many submissions come in. And finally, remember! This is all in good fun, don't take this too seriously, this is all for love of not always morally upright Sonic characters. Harassment in any form will not be tolerated.