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We know Stan also had poor eye sight growing up but what if him not wearing glasses as a child is the whole reason he never made it very far academically
#thought of this after I saw a comment that said what if his dad didn't want to waste money on glasses for him#he's obviously super smart especially with him rebuilding the portal with literally zero experience#he was never the dumb twin just the disadvantaged twin#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#skysaysstuff
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You doing ok?
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#i'm alive. simply being chewed upon by multiple things#work is more stressful than i'd like it to be. for instance i'm hoping that i submitted my time off notification for tomorrow correctly#because otherwise it might read as a no call no show and i would . like to continue having a job#now to be fair. i do have it on the system that i requested it at the beginning of the month and i emailed my supervisor about it last week#so even if i didn't submit it correctly i'm likely in the clear#but nonetheless. i also got a firm talking-to the other day and now i am on ✨thin ice✨ for dicking around too much#because they track ur idle time at my work (computer) and mine was Quite High so my supervisor was like man what the hell is this#but even though she was kind of baffled at me spending so much time dicking around#she couldn't even really be all that mad in the end because i'm still doing good numbers and have made no (zero) mistakes#so she was just like. it's kind of impressive that your numbers look this good when you literally have 50% idle time#so she goes imagine what you could do if you weren't wasting so much time#and yeah i can whip out some Really Good Numbrers when i put the effort in.#so the problem is not my numbers it's just that i'm not spending long enough doing my tasks for the day#but i don't want to drag out those tasks intentionally so i've just been upping my own standards/goals#as much as i hate giving any more of my brain power than is necessary to giant corporations#it's still easy to feel smug after you get Talked To and then immediately turn around and show off#like yeah i coulda been doing this good the whole time. literally pulling up by 20 points. i just didn't want to.#trying to keep everyone's expectations low but accidentally toed the line of um. not working enough to keep my job#...anyway. EAS national weather system issued a . hi#i haven't forgotten about all of you i'm just having trouble tracking all my shit that i got going on ✨ yaaaaaaay#im gonna post things on AO3 soon. i promise. my weakness is that i get sidetracked trying to unwind from work#...i know i said 'soon' last time. but this time for real#asks#not sexy#anonymous
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' you throw Such a Friendly Balllll 🥰🥰'
#??? OK???#LOL?#WHAT??#hes used to getting dommed absolutely hammered concealed hilt bruises on the buttox cant walk for 5 weeks by allen in the endzone#babygirl is getting old he cant take balls like he used to ig 😭#' that im like 😺🖐🏾... AH 🙀😯 !!'#so tired of all the toxicity rumors blinding ppl from stef's blatant babygirlism like he is my sweaty ok my drawling#LOL#this conversation looks exactly like a confusing unc situation where u just gotta nod ur head & laugh a lil when they mumble#supposed random wisdom at u#how i imagine 96% of their conversations tbh like im srry this feels like watching a nursing home camera#diggs#im in love with his lil raspy voice so much. it's like surfer girl cali accent raspy but lighter i love it#if diggs snuggled up to me and said this hes getting preggo Immediately. zero time wasted#and then i ditch him bcs the idea of raising kids is actually horrifying to me
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Okay what if Fordthur and Fordpher met.
#by “fordpher” I mean bill and ford from gravity falls#I know that's not their ship name officially but it goes well with fordthur#oh yes apparently ford and bill have canonically dated? Had sex?#help me I have zero clue what is happening in the book of bill and I am afraid to find out#and I'm not a wild fordthur shipper but I think it's funny and appropriate#their friendship is very important to me though#anyway I think this would be a fun interaction#just 2 weird guys in coats named ford and their (technically) alien boyfriends#I think they would be drinking buddies and get wasted#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#fordpher#billford#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#h2g2#arthur dent#ford prefect#fordthur#lucifers gluttony#lucifers pride#lucifers chastity#lucifers inferno
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There will come a day when people that aren't into A/B/O will find my "omegaverse slurs" post and realise they're not real. That they're for fictional people, in a fictional world, and have nothing to do with real-life-humans. Like, at all. And that their usage is for fictional usage only, and not meant to target any one group (not even misce people).
And that most importantly they're not framed as a good thing to use? They're meant to be used in unfavorable depictions of characters and societies in fanfiction. Not as cool hip-with-the-youth slang lmao.
This day is still far into the wishful thinking time-space though. One day, however, we may reach that level of awareness.
#Omegaverse antis don't even know what's cooking and want to season the pot#like fr why even waste their time#what's the point?#also some claims make zero sense#racism where mf? dynamics aren't races. None of these even fucking mention race wtf#omegaverse#alpha beta omega#alpha/beta/omega#a/b/o#alpha/beta/omega dynamics#alpha/beta/omega verse#a/b/o verse#a/b/o au#a/b/o dynamics#pack-the-pack answers#personal#omegaverse slurs#a/b/o slurs#omegaverse antis#a/b/o antis
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When Liu Kang says "capture Shang Tsung"
and Bi-Han is "Decapitation then"
#mortal kombat#bi han#sub zero#shang tsung#liu kang#BI HAN WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT? :D#i love him anyway but this is so hilarious detail#bi han... did you even listen to what the fire lord was saying at the war meeting?#liu kang wanted shang tsung alive not just his head#i'm so angry they didn't allow bi han do it#i know shang tsung must be alive and all but c'mon what a special force (assassin) wouldn't kill the target before enemy soldiers attack?#what a wasted scene!#shang tsung has more luck than common sense i guess#you don't use axe if you don't wanna cut the head or any other part of body right?#cryomancers are such savages :D
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everytime i rewatch black sails, i find myself like vane more and more ngl. the first season really tries hard to trick you into thinking he’s just unnecessarily, banally, and uncompellingly an asshole (in the overwhelmingly compelling asshole show), whose one redeeming feature is that he’s kinda pathetic too. but geez s2 really nails home everytime that hes the best and the coolest and the most honest (maybe even most compassionate) of the mcs up until this point, barring anne of course. and on top of that i actually kind of think he has the best pre-s3 speeches. like obvs s4 flint is yknow s4 flint. and s3 max is so insane i actually cant handle it. but oh my god charles vane’s letter and his fuck your legitimacy eleanor speech and his hanging speech are so good. and fuck what i said earlier isnt even true. bc his s1 speech while hes looking in the eyes of the little boy he used to be is actually like the bestest. like fuck ok. charles vane is the best actually. #1 anarchist boy. 10/10 would want him in my commune. hed point blank refuse to help with the dishes tho so 😬.
#black sails#charles vane#kaz queuekker#i know other people have said this before#but i always forget how much this dude rocks#his cheesy archetypal veneer#makes him so easy to overlook amongst all the brighter shinier characters#its genuinely such a crime they wasted him on a stupid blackbeard plotline#when we could have had him w/madi in the maroon plotline#or even touched on what they were even trying to so w/the white slave plotline#which makes zero sense to do in a show set in 1715#a whole charles vane lifetime (maybe) after bacon’s rebellion#and the shift away from indentured servitude#(due to concerns over race and class solidarity)#in favor of racialized heavily codified and lifelong inherited slavery#which while again is too early for the showz setting#wouldve at least been thematically relevant#a million times more than a lazy regurgitation#of the mythologizing blackbeard thing#in the deconstructing pirate myths show???#but i digress
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I swear this man failed on purpose!! What master? He wouldn't even let me take a turn either. There was a new color I don't have!! He kept going for JUST one that you can't get too.
Rafayel give me back my free turn today! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Rafayel has officially redeemed himself! He caught Steamy Birb for me. Just when I thought this one had escaped me yesterday. A second chance!
#love and deepspace#lnds#lnds rafayel#love and deepspace rafayel#failure#what master?#rafayel#you failed!#caught nothing!#nada#zip#zero#wasted attempts#pick another one to grab!#ughhhhhhhh#insert gibberish here#i ran out of tags to put#send rafayel help#he redeemed himself#Steamy Birb#Rafayel got help#new color!
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controversial take but closed species mfs are some of the most annoying ppl out there
#literally just furry nft bros#sorry but like. it's true#maybe it's bc a have a core memory of being yelled at for making a “dainty” without paying#googled what a dainty was and it's literally just a human with hooves 💀💀 bitch you are gatekeeping SATYRS#do u guys remember that “ghost doggo” drama??#where someone was bitching and moaning abt someone else making a ghost dog without paying them??#like?? u gonna go after Zero next??#sorry for the mini rant but I have just never had a good interaction with a closed species dude#don't even get me started on the whole “pay me even more for *rare* traits!!!”#if u wanna pay for a closed species ig i can't stop you#but it is just a huge waste of money if you ask me#squawking
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People be like 'lmao not even SJM likes Tamlin, he will never be relevant again' like....so? SJM can kill him off and make Feyre and Rhys use his wolf pelt as a blanket, this has like zero bearing on me liking or investing time on a character lmao
This obsession with canon is so funny to me. Have y'all never liked a side character that beefed it early on or just isn't as relevant to the plot? That's what makes creating fanworks for them so fun! Live a little!
#personally i would find it a waste of a well established character to kill TimTam off but hey#i have zero control over what SJM does#u know what I have control over? How much fanart there is for this boi lol#and u can't stop me!#tamlin#acotar#pro tamlin#but also me and my attachment to a certain drider in bg#im always like that lmao
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This is what happens to all of the unsold apples
#This is what happens to all of the unsold apples#fundamental law of capitalism...#wasteland#waste management#zero waste#wastewatertreatment#food waste#food stim#foodstagram#foodsafety#foodsecurity#foods#foodie#foodporn#food photography#foodgasm#food#food should be free#fruits#fruits basket#forbidden fruit#fruits and vegetables#fruit salad#fruit#appless rp#applesauce#appless roleplay#apples never fall#apple seeds#apples
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WAIT i never complained abt my scheduling lol. still have not seen my actual boss more than that one five seconds and me and main coworker are supposed to work coverage out amongst ourselves bc thats more relevant fine and okay. but i ask her about what i should switch to going more part time and off of being Fulltime In Training and she says oh ill talk to [boss] about it. and then does and tells me oh [boss] wants to talk to u about that today or tomorrow.
she never does and shes never in her office so i dont hear anything by friday when i work w my second coworker. who i dont really think either of us vibes w the other lol weve been nice but im happy not to work w her. and the feeling is mutual bc she told me oh is this ur last friday i didnt think u were working [boss] told me u were going to be switching to mon-thru-thursday. OKAY? thats really funnily pointed but WHY DID SHE TELL U AND NOT MEEEEEEE. why cant i just know what im working more than two days in advance lolllllll. i am not made for this pwease.
#ITS ALSO ONE DAY MORE THAN I WAS PREPARED TO WORK. its fine but#another thing i havent been told: how long my shifts are supposed to be??? i just stay till the end of my main coworkers shifts bc#eventually ill have days by myself so i want to be used to what the last hour is like#but second coworker kicked me out early first time i worked w her (again: lol) bc i 'already worked my eight hours' WAS I SUPPOSED TO#KNOW IM ONLY SUPPOSED TO WORK EIGHT HOURS. no ones been stopping me but if i stay the last hour mon-thru-thursday#thatll put me over the 20-30 hours. like. halftime employment classification im in. am i getting anyone in trouble for that am i#wasting labor hours or something lol. I DONT KNOW. NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING#BWAHH!!!!!!!!!#i really wanted to be all set to like. approach my assertive communication properly from the start here lol i want to start#acting like im thirty but ive been thrown for such a loop since the first surprise shift and then had zero time to catch my breath and#a million other stressors that take up any energy or fucks i would have for chasing down answers kjsfg WHATEVER!!!!!#give me overtime and extra pay then <3 until anyone tells me otherwise
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catgirl disappoinment :(
#arknights#vendela was just a normal kitty all along#arknights spoilers#in a very vague sense but still i guess#im just a bit sad. what a wasted design for a character with literally zero connection to anything even related to her design elements
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i followed you bc i thought you’ll write for enha especially jake but i guess not. you barely even post about them now not to mention how you never wrote for your “bias” 💀 im unfollowing…
whether or not you decide to follow or unfollow me is really not my problem 🤷♀️ and just bc I don't have a lot of fics for Jake doesn't mean he isn't my bias and news flash sweetheart I just got off hiatus and started writing for ateez who are you guessed are my ults so yeah I'll probably end up posting about them more frequently. if you don't like it then utilize the block button it's a handy dandy tool you'll be surprised by how useful it is 🙂↕️ as for using him for 'clout' as you say is honestly pretty funny bc if I were using him for 'clout' then a majority of my fics would be about him but like you said he doesn't have very many on my page so your logic makes zero sense to me. plus if that was the reason you followed me then that seems like a you problem, ppl don't follow me bc if who I bias it's bc of what I write which again if you don't like then the door is right there, no one is stopping you honey 🖤
#₊❏❜ ⋮ 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 ⌒#yall out here choosing today of all days to act like a fool#crazy work really#im exhausted#and could give zero fucks about what you think#so youre honestly just wasting yours and my time with this nonsense#again....#block button#use it#plus being anonymous?#really 🤡
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hi fellow neurodivergent people
i hate to jump on the "i think i might have adhd" bandwagon, but if i think i might have adhd, how do i bring it up to my care team as a 28-year-old cis woman who was a massive overachiever until i couldn't keep up the ruse anymore?
#idk what happened when i got laid off it seriously is like my brain BROKE i cannot do anything#i have not done much of anything in a year. and i think it's bc my coping mechanisms were 1. self-medicate but ESPECIALLY do that while#2. overcommitting. because it kept me busy and distracted. i excelled in school because i could focus on it without it giving me anxiety#school was honestly almost the only thing that didn't give me anxiety as a kid. and i never felt quite Right like i didn't feel like i fit#in with my peers. i've always felt like a human being that isn't a person. like something's not quite right. i excel but i feel like i'm#doing it wrong because it's SO hard for me. i graduated my BA and BS programs with a 4.0#but it came with the cost of alienating all of my friends and family and becoming really reclusive and weird and distant and anxious#but i really just wanted to do well at the one thing i felt i was good at. which doesn't seem like something i should take note of#idk. my life feels like a claustrophobic box. i feel like i'm buried alive and i can't get myself out because i can't work#because i can't focus. but maybe i'm just stupid and lazy and want everyone to take care of me forever so i can continue laying around doin#fuck all. which i do a lot because i'm chronically ill. idk. like is there ground to stand on here. i literally have zero friends rn#and i feel so so so sos so anxious any time i am working because i worry i'm going to do something wrong or forget to do something or make#lots of mistakes that get me in trouble. i'm so scared of making mistakes it keeps me from doing anything at all. but i get so anxious bc#i'm not doing anything! i'm wasting time! and i can't focus on anything when i AM working because i have to get up and pace#like i HAVE to move around or i start to feel like i need to peel my skin off like i'm an orange#like. is it anything at all. or is this just me being someone who has Other Stuff going on
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do you ever realise that they ruined diego hargreeves immediately after season 1 because he's the one character who knew from conception that their father was wrong and abusive and they don't need to kill each other just because he said so and that's antithetical to what they frankensteined this beautiful story of post-abuse healing as a family into and need to sit down for a second
#season 1 he was like-#FUCK DAD 😡#throw knives at luther until he snaps out of it 🔪🔪🔪#klaus c'mere we're hanging out 🥰#rest of the show he's like-#I'm gonna. be obsessed with a US president now#and waste all my screen time parenting a kid that isn't even mine with zero emotional weight or consequences#time for my problematic wife to cheat on me with FIVE???? OF ALL PEOPLE#the umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#honey I'm so sorry#what did they do to you
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