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#what is wrong with his ass tho#for real it looks like they didn't quite rig his legs properly#the real downgrade for doa6 is lack of ass#I say jokingly#dead or alive#dead or alive 6#bayman#hayate#doa#sillypics
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january month of yuugi
#yugioh#ygo dm#yugi mutou#idk what was in the water on 2025 opening but it really got me thinking hm. I will finally draw yuugi#ygo has been in my dna for like close to a decade at this point and yet. I have never attempted to draw anything for it#until now. my audacity has finally reached quota#wishshipping saved my ass this lunar new year and its not even an exaggeration. thank you kazuki takahashi for the boys. rest in peace#mutou yuugi I love u.... u r my son#not mentioned in this stack but dsod's decision to thin yuugi's choker is the funniest shittiest character design decision on earth#like as a detail its so nothing. when u zoom out it just looks like a shadow dropped wrong somewhere. I have come to terms with#the other fashion choice for him in that movie but the tiny ass choker I don't accept. that's stupid. big it#I rly like the vision of older yuugi being like. obnoxiously polite and cheerful#specifically in a way that's not like ceding space for everyone else. like it's clear at all time that he's Like That#and nobody will be able to stop him from being Like That#and also tbh I can never imagine him leaving domino for long (<- definitely not projecting my city slicker ass on him)#I think the game shop's been where he's safe to be himself for so long that he'd want to keep it running and extend#that shade to other kids in the city too. his loyal customers are so scared of disappointing him for no reason#.... typed huge wall of text abt jou leaving domino for tournaments etc frequently but always coming back to hang out with yuugi#I am actually ill abt them huh.... maybe ygo was the progenitor honestly maybe it started me on the two blokes who do fuckall ships#yuugi is so cute but I do know in my heart tho he does Not cook. that kid has never learned and will never manage#I know he doesnt even have water in his office whenever he works. scared of spilling#its a good thing hes got friends galore now people are blowing his phone up wasting their sms toll telling him to drink water#(slowly tipping into mania) I just think he's so neat. love that boy he's so cute
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FREEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK‼️ 🫵🤬
#stole this from peacenladybugs on ig cuz im a fake fan and idk where the og video is from#what is wrong w me tho that this does it for me so much.#like.#some weird fucking string bean ass white guy absolutely ripping the maracas??#and it makes me wanna suck his cock til he cries???#where’s the humanity?? where’s the decency???#mike nesmith#i would apologize but i don’t feel particularly sorry
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obsessed with how the literal second charles first dies in the classic comics magneto finally comes back for the first time in like twenty issues
#snap chats#THEY BEEN NAME DROPPING HIM EVERY OTHER ISSUE SINCE HE FIRST FLED LIKE STOP TAUNTING ME#‘SNAP SPOILERS’ GOD sorry. yeah charles dies in like what. issue 42????#oh bitch i was just guessing yeah it is 42 LMAO#anyways no crying cause the literal last page its all ‘ a moment of silence for our fallen professor.. AND IN NEXT ISSUE MAGNETO’S BACK’#crying tho at pietro going to charles’ funeral and wanting his help for wanda :(((((((((( oh my beautiful boy and my lovely lady …..#also take a shot every time magneto curves a bullet. what is wrong with him.#lol shot. anyways.#group meeting to kick mags’ ass starts in five minutes#ok but Double Crying at pietro sneaking back in the castle cause why does it have the energy of like. some cinderella shit#yk what i mean like sneaking back in the house and toads all IM TELLING MAGNETO 🫵 fucking SNITCH#he doesnt even LIKE YOU stop pissing me off <- i love toad#i live for the drama tho cant lie ….#‘pietro how dare you go to charles’ funeral’ bro just mad he didnt go himself smh. whatever.#but now im forced to imagine pietro sneaking off to meet with charles like once in a blue moon#Can He Help Him And His Sister but now its too late to know …#girl i got so sad when he fled tho … peitro please the fam’ll help you 😭😭😭😭#anyways im about to have dinner with the fam so im gonna have ideas swirling in my brain for the next two hours BYE !!!!!!!!
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It's that time of the day again, where I just have a conversation with my boyfriend and end up redrawing it as Drakgo.
Have a little break from my November shenanigans.
#dr drakken#shego#I laughed my ass off and he went “why are you laugh-- oh you are going to draw this aren't you?#drakken#drdrakken#drakgo#kimpossible#drakken x shego#shegoxdrakken#dr. drakken#He is the best#That comment came outta nowhere#his hands are the softest tho like wtf I'm so jealous#how can guys just wash and become marshmallow squidhy soft?!?#heck what am I doing wrong?! i want to be that soft!!#kim possible
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i can just imagine childe beating the abyss’ will down with a stick whenever it tried to make him take on a new form like it’s a particularly bad dog
genuinely unsure how to answer this ask because on the one hand yes, that's kinda funny and it would indeed be something like that had the abyss essentially come back to him time and time again like 'new form? 😳' and childe would've slapped it away like 'no!!!' like some sort of shitty spam email that lands on your regular inbox without fail, BUT
uh
the abyss only wanted him to take on one form. in cyanide that form was the foul legacy, and to be frank childe did take it. he just refused to remain with that form. and also like- for it to have reached the 'haha the abyss is like an insistent dog' status, it would've had to have been-
not agonizing. like i get the joke but the process of rejecting the abyss' insistence on taking the FL form was not only a one-time process, but also like- nearly cost him his life. so uh.
yeah
#IF the abyss had then returned with a new form for him to take and then proceeded to do that again and again#over the course of a long-ass time#enough time for childe to get powerful enough not to nearly die everytime the abyss insisted he change clothes#then yeah it would've eventually devolved into that dynamic#but i do remember childe menioning how the abyss 'offers' you one (1) form#it's not a thing that's constantly trying to turn you into a different monster#more how durin and the melusines and elynas see the world differently#and so the abyss sees all things differently#and by being within it you sort of subject yourself to its reality. and if its reality has you in a different shape#that's where the problems come#but afaik the 'different' sight the melusines and elynas and durin have isn't one that shifts and changes#i may be wrong on that tho#for the purposes of cyanide it's a set reality#it's just not one that aligns with the normal reality and that's what causes problems#what nearly kills childe is finding a way to remain in the shape he was born in as the abyss is essentially dismembering him#and the FL transformation is him gaining enough power to dismember himself into the form the abyss wants#and then dismember himself again back into his usual human form#so it feels- odd; to think of it like childe beating the abyss with a stick like a bad dog#not that i don't see the humor of course#like i said i don't know how to answer this ask hahah
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Okay that look that ADC gives Laura? I can just see all of your Lexa au looking at Clarke like that and I can’t with the softness.
You're not wrong
But also...

#anon#it's giving jealous MBFW Clarke vibes#you're not wrong tho!#that doting look like#CoA Lexa any time she's anywhere in Clarke's general proximity#romeo Lexa is always a fool in love and it's written right across her face#AWTR Lexa. when I said Gus could barely recognize his daughter anymore this is what I meant#at no point had his serious and stoic daughter ever been#... bubbly 🤨#but yeah no initially this just gave me MBFW vibes (without the crack) because that's why Costia scared the shit out of Clarke#more than anyone ever had#cuz Lexa... she genuinely felt something for Costia#and Clarke could tell#because before Lexa had only ever looked at her like that#don't kick my ass ok#what Clarke just doesn't realize is that Lexa still looks at her exactly like that. only even more stupidly in love#she's just so used to it she doesn't see it anymore#but seeing even a fraction of that detected at someone else?#like sledgehammer to the chest#directed**
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I'm so glad off got to meet his fashion icon at paris fashion week this year 🥰 our hawaiian shirt KING 😍
#off jumpol#thai actor#2024#gmmtv#byofftay#HOWEVER... the sean take is plain wrong I'm sorry#y'all know sean is my everything no joke#BUT he is the worst dressed off character (ON PURPOSE) bc he's poor & recycle the same 3 outfits#YES the not me costume design is top tier I love it sm - but sean's wardrobe is ugly & I said what I said#khai is undeniably off's best dressed character bc it's like 70% of off's wardrobe#OR if you want a character dressed differently from off it's gotta be pine in the jungle his wardrobe adds sm character to him#especially since pine's wardrobe is drastically different from when he's a 20-something nerdy intern in love with august -#- to a scorned fuckboy in his 30s dealing with some shady ass business dealings#HELL even his wardrobe in cooking crush & the trainee compliment his character so well#or him in suits for girl 2k#BUT SEAN IS NOT & WILL NEVER BE HIS BEST DRESSED CHARACTER#BEST CHARACTER THO?? OF FUCKING COURSE.#(not me a sean girlie coming for this choice but no shade I feel like off has all the wrong takes lmao)#(first he keeps saying the character he relates to the most is pick when pick was the OLD him)#(and now this??? when both answers are khai fucking khunpol??? I'm starting to think off hates khai lol)
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bro is dead next chapter
#figured ill start yapping here abt my interests whenever im feelin brave enough#oh my lort . kengo. 😂. 😭.#was thinking abt the first chapter where koichi got mad at keiichi for starting a fight in his vicinity like#he is NAWT gonna let the doping slide LMAO 😭#i cant blame him tho if i were in his position id wanna beat his ass too bc that's potentially taking the whole team down w him#and career ruining obviously#literally have no clue where this could go im on the EDGE OF MY SEATTT#trying not to think about it too much and just go with the flow bc i feel like trying to predict the plot#could set me up for disappointment yk?#trusting noda w this one#bc like. technically we didnt see kengo take the drugs#holdin out hope that theres a possibility he didnt#its also hard to tell bc he was on penalty the entire time he was in that game LOL like we didnt even see him play#the confontation gonna b crazay intense tho i just kno#otherwise i feel ljke its hard to tell where this can go rn#augh... kengo... prayin for u.... COME BACK TO THE LIGHT SIDE#what kengo wrong !!! 🤪🤪😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣throwing up crying#whatever let the kengo apologist games begin ill ride or die for u#this high school hockey shit is serious help (not rlyLOL)#oops sry mb it was chapter 2***
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there, fixed the ending cg
#room no. 9#daichi kobayashi#seiji azumi#fanart#screencap redraw#seiji you absolute coward#hold his hand goddammit that’s your whole bestie he’s literally crying and reaching out to you for support after a life-changing experience#like i don’t think it’d be that out of character for seiji to grab daichi’s hand in that moment of vulnerability lol#esp considering they’d already jerked each other off like 10 minutes prior even tho it was sorta kinda against their will but anyway#me holding this game: i can fix this *removes the homophobia and baiting and gives the characters and their relationship proper development*#tho my fujoh ass acknowledges that the homophobia is pretty much what’s supposed to make their dynamic and their situation spicy#like a ‘it’s hot because it’s wrong’ type of trope which i mean sure i get it i guess but i just need seiji and daichi to wed that’s all#room no 9
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hate his ass <3
#if you know you know etc etc#don't get me wrong i love cooper#but i need to put his wolf ass under a microscope#and vivisect him#what color is your blood#and all#remember the flowers#<- game btw#it's rated 18+ tho so like#idk#mlabs myaps
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Fine, I’ll admit that I like Lysandre 😔
#queue the ‘we all know Bo’#I mean it was definitely obvious from the beginning#and I’ve somewhat said I do in a few posts#and considering the amount of times I’ve drawn him should’ve definitely given it away /lh#the funniest part about me liking him is that I actually straight up don’t#I just I think I hate him so vehemently and deeply that I’ve 180 back to liking him#LIKE WHY ARE U PREOCCUPYING MY BRAIN#LIKE GET OUT OR LIKE PAY ME U FUCKING ASSHOLE#literally I can’t stress enough how unlikable he is#and then I see him and I get locked in#I cringe literally everytime I talk to him#maybe it was cause his ass has been haunting me for the past few months#I GOT SOCIALLY CONDITIONED /hj#like he makes my blood boil sm#when I pointed out that he holds himself like he’s insecure on Pasio to my friend and they went#‘someone who doesn’t like a character wouldn’t have noticed that’#or when they pulled the ‘true hate is indifference’ on me 😭#I mean I have always said I have to hate a character before I start liking them#so yeah I’m still gonna be really fucking mean to Orange Peel but unfortunately it means I actually like him#the most insufferable man in all Kalos and I’m still like ‘guess I better draw him again/think about him 24/7’#WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME#I HOPE U KNOW IM STILL KILLING HIM FOR ALL THE BS HE PULLS THO#rainbowpufflez rambles
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i like keeping all my wips open because otherwise they go straight into "i forgor"-ville (population? everything im not currently staring at.)
my laptop fucking HATES it though. very unsupportive of you, bestie. wdym you can't handle the weight of 12 different overly ambitious projects at once?? massive you problem, you inanimate object.
#/lh#hi i know i haven't uploaded anything art related in THREE WHOLE DAYS#i know right? completely unprofessional of me.#/sarcasm#dont worry i know i have unreasonable expectations for myself. it's just how i have fun!#“aim for the moon because if you miss you still end up among the stars 🥴” except i am launching myself out a window with a firecracker#thus am impressed by any achieved elevation at all. idk metaphors are hard. you get it.#anyway just here to bitch and moan about my physical form preventing me from dishing out unlimited amounts of drawings#my physical vessel do be acting subpar as of recently. groan. hate it when can't get good am i right kids#new symptoms unlocked! randomly just. crashing? idk how to best describe it#“guess im on the floor for the next five minutes. love your ceiling btw very ceiling-y”#the social circle is lovely though they've really taken it (maoira corpse era) in stride im really happy about that#*maiora (i really should have chosen a fake name that doesn't make my dyslexic ass implode but it's funnier this way)#i got my blood stats results back tho! mayhaps the docs might figure out what the hell is wrong with moi???#i sincerely ✨doubt✨ it because the medical system always finds new ways to screw people over#groan#oh well literally nothing else i can do about this#the tone is lighthearted i am speaking lightheartedly im having a chuckle at my own expense for funsiez!!#wow i really appreciate you asking about my day! (yes. you totally *did* do that) how was yours??#/genuine question since you're still here reading my tags#fun fact! all my electronics are named Apοllo. all of them.#thanks for reading have a nice day take care of yourself buhbye!!#shut up maiora#anecdote anthology#gargantuan levels of eepy in me rn
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— open starter.
status - open to all, but pls read my rules and mobile about (pinned post) first before interacting. don't like my starters. muse - vasti inaiê souza gonçalves, sculptor, potter and printmaker. bisexual, uses she/her pronouns. human, thirty. tag linked in source. wanted opposites (in order of priority) - m/nb/f, 30+. mocs (muns/muses of color) preferred. wanted connections - literal strangers, an ex, fellow artist, someone they haven't seen since sixth grade, as long as they're a little richer than vasti is (and not related) go literally batshit plot - they're on their way to personally deliver one of their commissions but they haven't slept well in over 48 hours (they've slept enough to not get pulled over, they can drive) and really should have hired a truck or sent it through the post but hey they've done it before and the client is right across town (or city, cough) so it shouldn't be too bad right? they'll make it except you just kind of yk. rear-ended them at the stoplight and their shit's in the trunk bc it couldn't fit in the back seat and now you might have just fucked shit up if that packing wrap isn't as good as it's marketed to be. potential meet cute with insurance problems and career threatening happenings basically, what could be better than that
— she hears it before she feels it, the way the body of the car lurches underneath her at the street corner. the rattling in the back is too loud for her to ignore, and she's already doing inventory on what she has with her. registration papers, house keys, studio keys, that flat tire kit she's never had to use in her life and hopes she won't have to now, the delivery— oh God, fuck, the delivery. in the trunk. surrounded by a shit ton of bubble wrap and cling film and whatever the fuck else she wrapped it in at 3am two days ago and placed it in its box, but last she checked no flat tire makes that kind of sound like the kind where there's a bit too much metal and you know in your gut you'll need to call your insurance company. both of them, in her case, if the vehicle in her rearview mirror is giving anything to go by. que se lixe isso, this is not a good day. her blood pressure was not made for this. neither was her neck, for that matter, but she doubts there was enough speed behind the impact to cause any whiplash worth worrying about. she unlocks her phone as she steps out, car door slamming closed behind her, insurance already on speed dial. as a precaution she takes a few photos of the other car's license plate, now neatly tucked (along with the front bumper) just barely under her chassis—she is not paying for this shit if she doesn't have to, especially if the driver in question has enough money to be driving a car like that right into her sedan and especially if they might have just jeopardized her commission. three months, hundreds of hours, possibly damaged in her trunk because it's the one day she didn't have her morning coffee and decided to put it there instead of the backseat, bubble wrap or no bubble wrap. yeah, she'll milk every last penny from that payout while she's at it. might as well be pissed for a reason. 'hey,' she says, coming up to the window as it rolls down, 'i'm sorry, this is going to sound so completely fucking obvious and i know this and you know this but i think you just rear-ended me? and there's something in my trunk that i really need to get out and check on before this day goes any further to shit than it already has so if you could please try and back the fuck up, it would be much appreciated. juro o túmulo da minha mãe.' her mother is alive, thank you very much, but it's not like they need to know that in english or portuguese. // @indiestarter
#* open starters.#( * starters - vasti. )#( * threads - vasti. )#indie rp#indie oc rp#indie bi rp#independent rp#indie starter#open starter#( * so like. funny thing when it's OOC/my main i like censor everything. but at this point i've been on Tumblr so long that the#| asterisks are basically me and my hyperfixation and aesthetic choice than anything else bc IC????? no asterisks babe we are writing#| this sh*t out [see. exactly what i mean look at the starter and then look at this. smh]#| anyway say hi to Vasti!!!!!!! treat her nicely she's been rotting my brain for the past week and a half but whatever you do#| this is not good shipping practice for your artwork do not follow this advice tho in her defense she's running on low sleep#| and zero coffee. i also speak no Portuguese whatsoever i get all of this off the net so if it's wrong i'm sorry. i'll fix it sksksksk#| tldr; it's here i got off my ass and wrote a medium length starter after years of not RPing everybody cheer. do not feel pressured#| to match the length this happened bc i am a fic/book writer first and foremost i don't do short unless i'm replying rip )
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all of these are correct and u can’t change my answer
#bnha#mha#mha iida#bnha iida#IF U THINK IIDA ‘PLOTS MURDER’ TENYA IS IN THE WRONG SPOT IDK WHAT TO TELL U#mha midoriya#bnha midoriya#IZUKU IS PUSHING IT THO#MAN CAN KILL BUT CHOOSES NOT TO#mha todoroki#bnha todoroki#SHOUTO WITH HIS BLANK ASS FACE BRO#mha bakugou#bnha bakugou#THE WAY HE KEEPS SCREAMING DIE#MAN IS ITCHING TO MURDER SOMEONE
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pics from like two days ago
#RANT ->#now that i FINALLY got my wifi installed lemme yall yall what happened🤦🏿♀️#so like an hour before i took these pics i was on the bus going back home from class right?#but since everybody and they mama is getting off from class too the bus was packed asf#and im like the last person to get on and there were no seats left BUT this one guy decides to get up and give me his seat#so i don’t have to stand#and im like okay he’s just being nice whatever whatever#and when the but gets to my stop i obviously get off so i can get my ass home#but lemme tell you#as im literally going ok the stairs to get into my apartment#tell me why this nigga i see this nigga from the corner of my eye tryna wave me down😐#he was calling for my attention and everything but i didn’t hear his ass bcs i had my earbuds on#anyways he was standing at the bottom of the stairwell like a dumbass and goes onto say ‘oh hi i just wanted to tell you that ur cute🤓’#and then he asks for my name and shit and then tells his#even though my ass did NAWT care to know that shit#and then ofc im like ‘what grade you in?🤨’#come to find out he’s a SENIOR??#after that i basically was like hell nah imma freshman dawg💀#and cuz this mf was hella lame he left and said sumn like ‘oh well have a good one even tho i still think ur cute🥹’#like bro you followed me all the way back to my building just to waste my time tf wrong witchu😐#me. [🧍🏿♀️]
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