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Cannot believe I forgot Julien is not only canonically bisexual, but also had a more committed relationship with a pineapple (a pineapple he CHOSE to perceive as male, btw) than he did with his self declared dream woman
#the SPOONING COMMENT they tried to sneak in there??#Crimson had to stay in a separate hut even after they were engaged#like hello???#what is with this pineapple????#anyways im kind of on a panchulien trip lately so im using this as fuel#although i did really like Cring Msulien before it went south#they made each other happy :(#ok im gonna shut up now#ahkj#king julien#all hail king julien#ahkj pancho#ahkj crimson#ahkj pineapple
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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names
hope this helps!
#audio books vs reading#honestly this debate is just pineapple on pizza again#personally i like reading better#i’m a poor listener and since i read faster than people talk i get bored and my mind starts to wander#but who gives a shit#just do what works best for you#in the end we all get the same story#oh and this post is about stories in english#in finnish you rarely have either problem
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Linktober day 7: Noble
was stumped for inspiration on this one until i remembered that link and zelda are over 21 now. Someday I'm going to make one of those noble pursuit cocktails for myself I swear. textless version under readmore!
#i know in my heart it's definitely tequila based. not sure what else tho. orange liqueur? pineapple juice??? i need to experiment#linktober#linktober 2024#totk#loz#skribbles
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i love when words fit right. seize was always supposed to be that word, and so was jester. tuesday isn't quite right but thursday should be thursday, that's a good word for it. daisy has the perfect shape to it, almost like you're laughing when you say it; and tulip is correct most of the time. while keynote is fun to say, it's super wrong - i think they have to change the label for that one. but fox is spot-on.
most words are just, like, good enough, even if what they are describing is lovely. the night sky is a fine term for it but it isn't perfect the way november is the correct term for that month.
it's not just in english because in spanish the phrase eso si que es is correct, it should be that. sometimes other languages are also better than the english words, like how blue is sloped too far downwards but azul is perfect and hangs in the air like glitter. while butterfly is sweet, i think probably papillion is more correct, although for some butterflies féileacán is much better. year is fine but bliain is better. sometimes multiple languages got it right though, like how jueves and Πέμπτη are also the right names for thursday. maybe we as a species are just really good at naming thursdays.
and if we were really bored and had a moment and a picnic to split we could all sit down for a moment and sort out all the words that exist and find all the perfect words in every language. i would show you that while i like the word tree (it makes you smile to say it), i think arbor is correct. you could teach me from your language what words fit the right way, and that would be very exciting (exciting is not correct, it's just fine).
i think probably this is what was happening at the tower of babel, before the languages all got shifted across the world and smudged by the hand of god. by the way, hand isn't quite right, but i do like that the word god is only 3 letters, and that it is shaped like it is reflecting into itself, and that it kind of makes your mouth move into an echoing chapel when you cluck it. but the word god could also fit really well with a coathanger, and i can't explain that. i think donut has (weirdly) the same shape as a toothbrush, but we really got bagel right and i am really grateful for that.
grateful is close, but not like thunder. hopefully one day i am going to figure out how to shape the way i love my friends into a little ceramic (ceramic is very good, almost perfect) pot and when they hold it they can feel the weight of my care for them. they can put a plant in there. maybe a daisy.
#warm up#writeblr.#i am not going to personally comment on the pineapple debate#some things are too big for me.#maybe we could have everything on earth choose their own names.#wouldn't that be fun#it is a creative writing exercise. okay. ily#''why only these languages?'' ..... bc i dont know every language#sorry :(#PLEASE leave me comments about what words u think are correct. i love learning them#btw! this isn't saying these are the most BEAUTIFUL words for it... just the words that are the most CORRECT#like i quite like the word ''keynote'' as mentioned. it's got a lot of fun sounds in it.#but it is not CORRECT.#''gloaming''' is interesting and fun and poetic but it is NOT correct . evening is MORE correct#but less beautiful.#does that make sense?
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Steve and Argyle hang out alone together for the first time because all their friends are busy. The next day when they separately talk about the night to their friends, everybody thinks they fucked.
To be clear, they didn’t.
They watched a bad movie, ate pizza with weird toppings, got high, and then fell asleep listening to music in Steve’s room. That’s all.
But when Robin asks about how the night went, Steve is just like, “Oh, yeah. Argyle is great. Love that guy. He’s insane in bed though. It’s crazy.”
And he’s like specifically talking about the one time he woke up during the night and saw Argyle asleep in the most uncomfortable position Steve has ever seen. He fully looked like a corpse at the bottom of a staircase.
He doesn’t explain that that’s what he’s talking about because a customer comes into the store and Robin is too shocked to ask, so now she thinks they’re hooking up. She tells Nancy about it.
Argyle does not help the miscommunication at all because when Jonathan cracks a joke about Steve being the worst, he says ‘nah.’ He thinks Steve is pretty epic in the bedroom (sleeping) because he can ‘rock the bed’ (by snoring). Then goes on about Steve’s morning breath.
Jonathan does not know why this pisses him off so much. Eddie, on the other hand, knows exactly why he’s annoyed by it.
#Jonathan takes a while to figure out that he’s angry about this because he’s got a crush on Argyle#and not because he still hates Steve (he doesn’t)#meanwhile Eddie who has had a crush on Steve since he saw him#is seething with jealousy because: what do you mean I had a chance?? he likes stoners with long hair? that’s me!!#while all this is going on Steve is discovering the joys of pineapple pizza and good California weed#steve harrington#eddie munson#argyle#jonathan byers
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reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:
toilet paper
drywall
pineapple on pizza
human skin
pussy
but no one is able to guess which
#btw i eat exactly 2 of the following#cw suggestive#cw genitalia mention#cw slight cannibalism#pineapple on pizza#zall of shame#text post#shitpost#reblog game#idk what else to tag
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Guess who got back into Psych







#psych 2006#lassie psych#psych#psych tv#carlton lassiter#psych lassie#shawn spencer#oh my god I don’t have a sing Gus one in here#this is shameful. I’ll be back with more.#pathetic spread here#fuckkkk what is jules’ last name#jules#she’s here just trust me#‼️#pineapple#it’s o’hara.#juliet o'hara
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can you take my white ass to margaritaville
#i am once again searching for my lost shaker of salt etc#i have been to a margaritaville maybe twice in my life and what can i say their food is mid but their margaritas are poppin#mutuals come over i'll make us pineapple margaritas#a post
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Reading through banters on the wiki and EMMRICH'S NEVER HAD PINNAPPLE?
Stop, stop he's seducing me with his joie de vivre and constant delight at the world around him.
#emmrich volkarin#neve gallus#datv#datv spoilers#dumbass brain like: you know what they say about pineapple *wiggles eyebrows*
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♡ endless chan gifs ♡ [418 - 420] / ∞ – SKZ TALKER EP. 19
#stray kids#bang chan#bystay#staysource#channiesnet#createskz#staydaily#kpopccc#usersa#staytay#dreamytag#userbeepls#usertsu#usersemily#cheekyuser#bitsforkitts#melontrack#*mine#endlesschannie#back again to channieposting at midnight#i could have made skz code gifs yes but what about this chris eating a piece of pineapple#isn't it important too?#much to think about#anyway i'm going to bed bc i have to wake up early tomorrow
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Shawn lived in Argentina for a year and can tell different Spanish accents apart but can't speak Spanish during the soap opera episode. I love when writers just gave zero fucks about continuity.
#What was in their show bible? Just pictures of pineapples#Not even to mention how Shawn is either a math genius or can't do basic calculus depending on what the episode needs#Psych#macks musings#Ananas
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Rise Ramblings #181
...So are we just going to ignore Donnie's toxic relationship with pineapples? Ok.
#like what is even happening?#does he love pineapples?#does he hate pineapples?#it can’t be allergies cause he’s drinking out of one#either way not sure if pineapples love him#starkiss ramblings#rise analysis#rottmnt analysis#character analysis#Donatello Ramblings#rise don#rise donnie#rise donatello#donatello hamato#rottmnt donatello#donatello#rottmnt#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt2018#tmnt 2k18#tmnt 2018#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#save rise of the tmnt#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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William Hargrove drinks fruit juice so that his ykw doesn’t taste gross
Trust me he told me himself
#Billy Hargrove#can’t have girls going around saying it tastes bad#his ego cant take it 😂#he tried it one time cause he’s gross (aka sexy 😩) and went out and bought pineapple juice the next day#personally tho I couldn’t care less what it tastes like 🤭#sorry chat I’m hormonal
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is expose the side of his neck
#i'm this 🤏 close to sinking my teeth in your neck#it's to me what ankles were to victorian men#photography#text#aesthetics#pretty boy#dark academia#poetry#intimacy#love#flowers#shitpost#romanticism#romance#me text#i may be ovulating#pineapple pizza guy
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UHHHHH
OK STEP 1:
get the pizza STEP 2:
toss pizza into oven STEP 3:
wait. STEP 4:
gib pizza buh bai!!
*ignoring the unhinged face and rapidly increasing anime art* NO WAY I ACTUALLY GOT A PIZZA!!! LESSGOO!! :D

Wait...
Is that.....

ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON ME???? WHATS THIS?????
WHAT!!?? WHAT IS THIS???? EXPLAIN YOURSELF??!!? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS IM VERGING ON KAREN MODE RN!!!! YOUR THOUGHT OUT STEPS WERE A PLOY TO GET ME TO CONSUME THIS HORROR???
WDYM U CANT SEE IT??!??!?

LOOK AT IT!!??
JUST LOOK!!!

FREAKIN PINEAPPLE
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!
#pizza#answered ask?#(i laughed so hard seeing this XD)#BOI IM GETTING MAD#PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA???#WHAT HAVE YOU DONE#(whats happening rn??)#>:0#(D:)
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Where were you? I didn't know you existed.
Hello, I'll be your new follower. You have wonderful stories.
but I would like to request one please
Gol D. Ann oh Portgas D Anne oh simply Anne the younger blood sister of Ace Portgas and sworn sister of Luffy and Sabo
Unlike her siblings, she followed the path of her adoptive grandfather Garp and became a marine. Against all odds, with the help of Garp, who hid his identity. But she was assigned as a pupil of Admiral Akainu, who trained her severely (unaware that she was the daughter and sister of two pirates). With her great talent, and as Akainu's pupil, the young woman rose rapidly within the Navy, rising to the rank of Rear Admiral of the Fleet.
Nobody knew that the young woman they believed to be loyal to the navy fell into the clutches of love, and none other than a pirate, and not just any pirate, but one who is a friend of her brother, Marco the Phoenix.
After her brother Ace was captured by the Navy, her grandfather forbade her from visiting him in the jungles. He even somehow arranged for her to be assigned a special mission so she wouldn't participate in the execution. Or rather, so she wouldn't intervene, since Garp knew her well.
When Akainu attacked Luffy and Ace stepped in. A small figure wrapped in a large white cloak Was wearing a clown mask Stayed in the middle with a Haki-filled sword between Akainu's sword arm and Ace's back She was able to briefly stop the enormous blow of power, using everything she had and managed to knock Akainu back a couple of steps But sacrificing her swords and mask The boys, upon seeing who it was, froze when they recognized her Ace An Luffy sister Anne didn't say anything, her eyes were on Akainu, she knew he shouldn't let his guard down Although he also seemed somewhat confused As did the other pirates nearby and a certain blond man who was covering his face with his hand Anne, idiot, that's a terrible way to block it, you almost ruined everything. You still haven't learned Haki by looking at his brothers. Approaching and kicking them hard, they landed right in Jimbe's arms. That's your way out, Sea Knight Jimbe. No, wait, Anne, the boys shouted as Jimbe started running again.
Akainu looked at the young woman, disappointed. While Anne wiped a trickle of blood from the corner of her lips, The traitorous Akainu prepared to attack Anne, but before that, Whitebeard attacked him. Anne's hands were still shaking from holding the swords so tightly. She gave up on the rest, feeling dizzy. But before she could fall, Marco held her.
Marco Anne, idiot Anne, calm down, it's fine. Order the retreat. Then you'll discipline me, looking at her lover with a smile.
Please excuse me for bothering you. I'm sure you can make something of that information and create a great story that humiliates Akainu, saves Ace, and makes Anne and Marco fall in love. I can give you a little gift if you want
thank u for the compliments! im glad u like my works, also thank u and no need for gifts but i appreciate it either way! <3 here u go! its not well written but, i hope u like it! 😅
Where the Fire Lives
In the chaos of Marineford, Anne risks everything — her life, her duty, her heart — to save the brothers she swore to protect.
Marco the phoenix x female oc
tags: slight angst, soft, sfw, ooc, near-death experience, platonic bonds, hidden identity, happy ending, oc, bl00d/v!olence
a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only, so expect this ffs a bit cringe
word count: 3.3k
masterlist | ko-fi
: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔ 🌊
The sun was merciless in Marineford as Rear Admiral Anne stood at perfect attention, her fists behind her back, posture drilled into her over years of Akainu's brutal training. Her dark navy coat fluttered slightly in the sea breeze, the crimson sash at her waist marking her as a Rear Admiral. Her name—simply "Anne"—was carved into the records of the Marines as one of its youngest rising stars, a combat prodigy in the mold of Garp the Hero.
Everyone knew she was Garp’s adoptive granddaughter. But no one knew she was the daughter of Gol D. Roger, or the blood sister of Portgas D. Ace. And only a precious few knew that when she vanished from Marineford for a week every few months, she was disappearing into the arms of Marco the Phoenix.
“Rear Admiral Anne,” came a sharp voice behind her.
She didn’t need to turn to know it was Sakazuki—Admiral Akainu.
“Reporting, Admiral,” she answered smoothly.
“You’ve been assigned to eliminate the remnants of the Valkor Pirates in West Blue,” Akainu growled, his boots echoing on the stone dock. “I want their ship sunk. No survivors.”
Anne internally winced, knowing Capone Valkor’s crew was more bark than bite these days. But she nodded. “Understood, Admiral.”
Akainu narrowed his eyes at her. “Don’t disappoint me, girl.”
She didn’t flinch. “I never do.”
“Anne!”
She barely dodged the flaming cannonball that tore through the mast behind her.
“Geez, Valkor’s boys are still this reckless?” she muttered, haki flaring around her fists.
In under five minutes, she dispatched the entire crew—most of whom leapt overboard after she shattered the deck with a single haki-charged stomp.
A call came through her Den Den Mushi as she stood triumphantly among the wreckage. “Mission complete. All enemies neutralized.”
“Very good, Rear Admiral~” came the smooth, amused voice of Borsalino—Admiral Kizaru. “Though you might’ve left a few more survivors. Paperwork, you know.”
“I’ll bring you souvenirs next time,” Anne deadpanned.
A week later, Anne was standing under the starlight of Sabaody Archipelago, pretending to look out over the ocean. But she wasn’t waiting for the view. She was waiting for him.
“You’re late,” she said as a blue flame flickered into existence behind her.
Marco emerged in full phoenix mode before shifting into his human form, brushing off his coat with a sheepish grin. “I’m technically a pirate. Time management isn’t our strong suit-yoi”
Anne turned to face him. “You’re lucky you’re handsome.”
“You’re lucky I like Marines with secrets-yoi” Marco shot back.
She smirked. “Careful, Marco. If Akainu ever finds out I’m dating a pirate, he’ll turn me into a lava puddle.”
He kissed her forehead. “He’d have to get through me first-yoi”
They didn’t talk about the danger of their affair. About how, if her identity as Gol D. Roger’s daughter came to light, the world would shatter.
Two months later, Anne was aboard a Marine ship tracking pirate movements in the New World.
“Rear Admiral,” a young Ensign called. “Reports indicate Portgas D. Ace was spotted with Whitebeard’s crew nearby.”
Anne tensed, then forced a casual shrug. “We’ll move in. Be cautious.”
As they neared the island, she took point, moving ahead of her men. The moment she landed, a burst of fire greeted her.
“I was wondering when the Marines would show up,” Ace called from a cliff.
Anne smirked. “You’re not as impressive in person as your bounty poster.”
Ace blinked. “Excuse me?”
“Portgas D. Ace. 550 million berries. Famous for being reckless and wearing the same shorts in every poster.”
Ace gawked. “Anne, it’s me! You’re seriously pretending we don’t know each other?”
She gave him a warning glare. “Keep your voice down, idiot.”
From behind a boulder, Marco peeked out with a choked laugh.
“Wait,” Ace whispered harshly, realizing. “You’re… oh no. You’re the Rear Admiral who Marco’s been sneaking off to see?”
Anne just crossed her arms, utterly unimpressed. “Congratulations. You’ve blown three secrets in ten seconds.”
Whitebeard’s laughter could be heard from the distance. “I like this girl. Smart and terrifying.”
Ace tried to recover, pointing dramatically at her. “She’s not that scary!”
Anne kicked him in the stomach.
He landed on Marco, groaning. “Okay. I take that back.”
As the sun dipped below the horizon, Anne sat with Marco on the edge of the cliff, feet dangling.
“Someday, all of this is going to fall apart,” she murmured.
Marco nodded. “And when it does?”
She squeezed his hand. “I’ll still choose you.”
He smiled. “You’re the only Marine I’d ever break the world for-yoi”
They watched the stars together, unaware that soon, everything would change.
Rear Admiral Anne stood at the training grounds of Marineford, sweat glistening down her brow as she completed her fifth round of drills. Her haki-enhanced strikes shattered practice dummies with ease. Spectators—young recruits and seasoned captains alike—watched with a mix of awe and wariness.
"She's terrifying," one whispered. "Like Vice-Admiral Garp, but with fewer laughs and more death stares."
Anne sheathed her sword and rolled her shoulders. She had a rendezvous scheduled soon, but appearances needed maintaining.
"Rear Admiral Anne," Vice Admiral Tsuru approached, folding her arms behind her back. "I heard your last mission was executed flawlessly."
Anne gave a crisp salute. "Yes, ma'am. Pirate remnants neutralized. Minimal Marine casualties."
Tsuru's eyes twinkled. "Good. You're making waves, girl. Maybe even too many."
Before Anne could answer, a new voice chimed in.
"Too many waves means you’re swimming upstream. Dangerous for someone your size."
Anne groaned inwardly. "Hello, Aokiji-san."
Admiral Aokiji, casually dressed even in the fortress of order that was Marineford, gave her a lazy nod. "I saw your form earlier. Your haki’s improving. You punch like a cannon now."
"Thanks," she replied dryly. "Maybe one day I’ll hit hard enough to knock the lazy out of you."
"Scary." Aokiji mock shivered.
Tsuru chuckled and dismissed herself. As she left, Garp appeared from a nearby barracks hallway, munching on rice crackers.
"Brat," he barked.
Anne turned. "Grandpa."
Garp waved away a few curious recruits and yanked her into his office.
The moment the door closed, he slammed a fist into the desk, causing it to groan. "You’ve been meeting with that Phoenix boy again, haven’t you!?"
Anne didn't deny it. "Yes. And before you say anything—I’m not stupid. We’re careful."
"Careful won’t stop an imprisonment if someone finds out. You think Sengoku wouldn’t throw you in Impel Down if he knew what you’ve been doing—"
"I know, Grandpa." Her voice cracked, soft but firm. "I know the weight I carry. I chose this life because you believed I could change things from inside. I still believe that. But I won’t stop seeing Marco."
Garp sighed, sitting heavily. "You remind me too much of your brothers sometimes."
Anne smiled faintly. "Isn’t that a compliment?"
Garp just shoved more crackers into his mouth and grumbled. "Don't do something you’ll regret!”
That night, under the shroud of darkness and an overcast sky, Anne rendezvoused with Marco again—this time on a quiet island dock in the New World. After exchanging a few quiet, stolen moments together, Marco's expression shifted from his usual warm smile to something a bit more serious, as if he was weighing his words carefully.
“Weeks without seeing you feels like three years,” Marco murmured as he landed in his hybrid form.
Anne leaned into him. “Says the man who literally caught fire to dodge my last message Den Den.”
He chuckled. “You scare me when you're annoyed. And your last note said, ‘We need to talk.’ That’s usually not romantic-yoi"
“I had to make it sound like a Marine order. Just in case.”
Marco lifted her chin. “You sure you still want this? With everything heating up out there… war might not be far.”
Anne nodded, gaze resolute. “I’m sure. Besides… my heart decided before my rank did.”
They kissed, long and desperate, like time itself might steal the moment. For now, there were no emblems. No ranks. Just warmth.
"Anne," Marco sighed, his brow furrowing. "I need to talk to you about something serious. Teach killed thatch and stole his devil fruit…and Ace—he's going after teach-yoi"
Anne’s face grew serious as she listened, her heart tightening with concern. "He’s after teach?" she repeated softly, her mind racing. "Marco, I’ve got bad feelings for this… this bad feeling that something’s off. I don’t want him to go after Teach without understanding what he’s truly up against."
Marco nodded, but his worry didn't quite vanish from his eyes.
Later, after the night faded into silence and after they shared their warmth in a stolen kiss, Anne left with a heavy heart.
A few weeks passed before Anne crossed paths with Ace again. This time, he was alone, his usual smirk replaced by something harder, a look that spoke of a man who had made a decision. She stopped dead in her tracks as their gazes locked. “Ace,” Anne’s voice cut through the silence between them. “I heard. About Teach. You’ve got to be careful. He’s not someone you can just take down with fire alone.” She looked at her brother, seeing the stubbornness in his eyes, but also the uncertainty that she had been fearing. “Promise me you’ll be cautious.” Ace chuckled, ruffling Anne’s hair. “Of course. You’re still the overprotective little sister, huh?” But then his expression softened. “I’ll be careful, Anne. I’m not looking to get myself killed. But Teach won’t just sit around. I need to end this before it spirals out of control.” Anne nodded, her voice quiet but firm. “I know. Just don’t let that man get the better of you.” She kissed his cheek before pulling away, her eyes scanning the horizon like she could see the storm brewing in the distance. “And I’ll make sure Marco knows how to get in touch with me, in case things go sideways.”
Back at Marineford that evening, Anne stood atop the tower, looking at the sea.
She felt a presence behind her and spoke without turning.
“Kizaru-san. What now?”
The Admiral leaned casually against the railing. “You’re quite the enigma, Anne-chan~”
“Am I?”
“You train like a soldier, vanish like a thief, and fight like a demon...Even Sakazuki’s starting to wonder...about you~”
Anne stayed silent.
Kizaru smiled faintly. “You remind me of Roger’s crew... I fought them once, you know...Your eyes? Same fire~”
Her heart stuttered.
“But~” he continued, “you fight for us... So I won’t ask questions... Not yet~”
He vanished in a glimmer of light, leaving her breathless.
Later that night, Anne found herself in Garp’s office again.
“You’re being watched,” he warned her.
“I know.”
He sighed. “Something’s coming, Anne. You need to decide which side you’re truly on.”
She looked up, eyes glowing with resolve. “I already chose. I just don’t think the world’s ready for that choice yet.”
The jungles of the New World were thick and wild, but Anne moved through them like a ghost, her mind elsewhere.
She should have been at Marineford. She should have been at her brother’s side.
Instead, her grandfather Garp had sent her here, on a special mission. A mission that conveniently kept her far from Ace’s execution. Anne wasn’t stupid. She knew exactly what Garp had done — and why.
He knows I would have tried to stop it.
And he was right.
Because no matter her rank, no matter her duty, she would have torn the world apart to protect Ace and Luffy.
The day of the execution, Anne felt it.
The shift in the air.
The roaring Haki that seemed to tear the sky apart.
The terror.
Without thinking, she dropped everything. Her orders, her mission — none of it mattered. She boarded a small craft and forced it through the raging seas toward Marineford, her heart pounding louder than the crashing waves.
She arrived in the middle of chaos.
The war was already at its peak. Pirates and Marines clashed like titans across the shattered ice and broken ships. Screams filled the air. Blood stained the ground.
Anne didn’t hesitate.
She threw a large white cloak over herself, pulled a battered clown mask over her face, and sprinted toward the execution platform.
She arrived just in time to see Akainu aiming a killing blow at Luffy’s exposed back.
Ace moved instinctively — but Anne moved faster.
With a burst of Haki, she hurled herself between Akainu’s magma fist and Ace. Her sword, coated in everything she had left, clashed against the Admiral's burning attack.
The ground shook beneath them.
Anne gritted her teeth, feeling her arms tremble violently from the impact. Her sword cracked under the overwhelming heat and pressure, and her mask shattered, falling from her face.
The world seemed to freeze.
Ace’s eyes widened in horror.
“Anne?!” Ace gasped, horror and relief blending in his voice.
Anne’s lips curled into a small, defiant smile, even as blood dripped down her chin.
She didn’t speak. She couldn't. All she could do was push with everything she had.
For one, brief, shining second — she knocked Akainu back.
The Admiral stumbled, his magma fist withdrawing for the first time.
Anne staggered, the broken remains of her swords falling from her hands. She barely registered the shocked gasps from the surrounding pirates — or the way a certain blond man was covering his face with a shaking hand.
"Anne, you idiot," Marco muttered under his breath, torn between pride and absolute panic.
Anne wiped the blood from her mouth and turned her head just enough to see Ace and Luffy, still frozen in shock.
"Go," she rasped, her voice barely more than a whisper. "Now."
You ended up kicking both Ace and Luffy square in the stomach, sending them flying into Jimbe's waiting arms.
“Jinbe!” Marco barked. “Get them the hell out of here!”
“No! Anne!” Luffy screamed, reaching out as Jinbe grabbed him and bolted, Ace struggling in his grip.
Anne didn’t turn to look. She couldn’t.
Her focus was still locked onto Akainu, who had recovered from his stumble and was now glaring at her with cold fury.
“You… traitorous brat!” Akainu growled, his fists crackling with magma. “You dare betray justice!?”
Anne gave a tired, mocking smile. "If your 'justice' means killing my brothers," she said hoarsely, "then I'll betray it a thousand times over."
Anne dropped into a shaky stance, barely able to lift her fists. She didn't care about justice anymore.
All she cared about was Ace and Luffy’s safety.
Akainu charged, magma exploding from the ground around him. Anne dodged and weaved, her body moving on instinct, using her smaller size and speed to slip past his heavy, devastating blows.
A magma fist scorched the air inches from her face — she spun under it and slashed his side with a quick, Haki-laced strike, leaving a shallow cut across his coat.
The nearby pirates gawked.
Anne, barely able to stand minutes ago, had injured an Admiral.
Akainu snarled in fury and attacked again, faster and more vicious.
Anne ducked under a molten punch, then headbutted his chin with a burst of Haki so fierce it sent him staggering back two steps.
The Whitebeard Pirates watching in the distance let out a stunned cheer.
"Get him, brat!" someone yelled.
Anne wiped the blood from her forehead, grinning fiercely.
"What's wrong, Akainu?!" she taunted, voice dripping with sarcasm. "Getting beaten by a 'brat' half your size?"
Akainu’s face twisted in rage, steam pouring from his body.
He slammed his fists into the ground, magma exploding upward in a deadly wave.
Anne charged right through it.
Her cloak caught fire. Her boots melted. But she kept going — straight at him.
With a wild, reckless cry, she jumped and drove the hilt of her broken sword into his face, cracking his nose with a brutal crunch.
The battlefield fell silent.
Anne landed in a crouch, panting hard, the remains of her sword still clutched tightly.
Akainu staggered back, one hand flying to his bleeding nose.
The Admiral of Absolute Justice, humiliated — by a girl he once called nothing more than a "soldier."
Anne smirked up at him, cocky despite the blood dripping from her mouth.
But it couldn't last.
The moment passed.
Akainu roared, his entire body exploding with magma and fury, and Anne had no more strength left to dodge.
She raised her battered arms in a last, defiant stance—
Akainu surged forward, rage burning brighter than ever—but before his blow could land, a massive quake shook the battlefield.
Whitebeard.
The old pirate crashed into Akainu with a roar, sending the Admiral flying back with a devastating blow of his bisento.
Anne gasped for breath, her vision swimming. Her legs buckled—
—and Marco caught her before she hit the ground.
"Anne," Marco muttered, his voice thick with emotion. He cradled her against him, his hands glowing faintly with phoenix energy to try and slow her bleeding.
"Marco," she whispered weakly, clinging to his jacket.
"You idiot," he repeated, forehead pressing briefly against hers. "You almost got yourself killed."
Anne gave a faint, bloodied smile. "But… worth it, right?"
Marco swallowed hard. He couldn’t deny it. She had saved Ace. She had saved all of them.
He lifted her easily into his arms. “We’re retreating. Now.”
As the Whitebeard Pirates gathered to pull back, carrying their wounded and fallen, Anne closed her eyes against Marco’s chest, finally letting the exhaustion consume her.
Aftermath
Anne woke up to the sound of the ocean.
She was aboard a ship — not a Marine ship, but one of the Whitebeard Pirates’ vessels.
Her body ached from head to toe. Every muscle screamed in protest. Her hands were wrapped in thick bandages, her ribs tightly bound.
She tried to sit up — and immediately fell back with a groan.
“Don’t even try it.”
Marco’s voice drifted from the side of her bed. She turned her head to see him sitting there, arms crossed, looking more exhausted than she’d ever seen him.
"You broke both your arms, cracked three ribs, burned your hands, and gave yourself a concussion," he said flatly. "And somehow you still thought it was a good idea to stand in front of Akainu."
Anne winced. "Is Ace…?"
Marco’s expression softened.
"He’s safe. Thanks to you. Him and Luffy both."
Anne sagged with relief, tears burning her eyes. She scrubbed at them weakly with the back of her bandaged hand.
Marco reached out and caught her hand gently.
"Thank you," he said quietly. "For saving our family."
Anne squeezed his fingers weakly. "Always."
Meanwhile, back at Marine Headquarters:
Garp sat on the edge of a ruined wall, staring blankly at the sea.
Sengoku stood beside him, arms folded.
"You knew she’d do it," Sengoku said quietly.
Garp let out a loud, boasting laugh. "Of course I did! She's my granddaughter after all!"
He closed his eyes.
“She’s got the blood of monster running through her veins. And the heart of a fool.”
Sengoku didn't argue. He simply laid a hand on Garp’s shoulder and squeezed once, silently.
They had all lost today.
And yet, somehow, Anne had managed to save something precious.
Later, on the Whitebeard ship:
Under the blanket of stars, Anne sat on the deck, wrapped in a thick coat, watching the ocean drift by. Her hands still trembled, but she didn’t mind.
Marco dropped down beside her, handing her a cup of hot tea.
They sat in silence for a long time, the night air cool and salty.
Finally, Anne spoke.
"I'm sorry," she whispered.
"For what?"
"For worrying you."
Marco snorted quietly. "You're a pirate now, Anne. Worrying me is part of the deal."
She gave him a crooked smile.
Then, softly, Marco reached over and pressed his forehead against hers again.
"You’re family now," he murmured. "And we protect our own."
Anne closed her eyes, feeling the warmth of his presence against the cold night.
For the first time since the war had started, she let herself believe—
Maybe everything wasn't lost after all.
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