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need need NEED to make a transphobic cis man realize how pathetic his natural cock is in the face of designer dick and silicone
#i can have anything i want#hes stuck with what he was born as#and he thinks he's the better one here?#ftm nsft#ftm#what is this even called#trans supremacy#ig
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@mondaymelon i just found the most silly little fanart. it tickled my funny in a most intruiging way. i am most interested and would like to share this with you
what are your thoyghgts
#silly emphasis#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#what is this even called#what is this#ridace??#ariddle????#what the fuck#what the fuck?#what the fuck.#it terrifies me#but at the same time#it tickles my brain#oh no emphasis#time to fall down the rabbit hole#haha#see what i did there#rabbit hole
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Excuse me sir why are YOU interested in his swim gear? 🤨
#beyblade v force#beyblade#bakuten shoot beyblade#takao kinomiya#tyson granger#kai hiwatari#comet's posts#comet's rambles#tyka#beyblade is queer af#like wdym takao kyoju hilary kai ray max aren't in a polycule#this is my boyfriend. that is his boyfriend. also my boyfriend. that is his boyfriend's girlfriend. also my girlfriend-“ and so on#what is this even called#an ot6?#how does this not have a ship name yet#do I have to do everything myself
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saw this silly lil meme going around
#sigrun eide#anneliese#ssss#barbie#barbie as the princess and the pauper#nebdraws#crossing my fingers and hoping my norwegian is correct LOL#what is this even called#the blorbo meme or something#blorbo meme#who are they killing#you decide
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What if they....
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For real though if Hollow brought me a colorful rock or dropped a dead tiktik at my feet I would be completely ready to marry them on the spot
I'm aro-ace but Hollow is the sole exception I would die for that genderless eldritch horror bug without hesitation lol help me
#hollow knight#night rambles#tfw you're certain you're aro-ace#and then there's a single character that is just like hmm#actually-#what is this even called#I don't know anymore#damn you bug for making me question myself
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Decided to make a shitpost with this audio because I absolutely love it 😭😭😭😭 It came out way better than I expected
#homestuck#art#fanart#john egbert#jake english#shitpost#what is this even called#it‘s not really an animation#whatever dawg#hs fanart#NOT ship art get out of here you proshitters
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holy ive never done this style before but i got bored and drew my friends in it and IT’S SO FUN???? i have now seen the light that is b&w sketch
ignore the fact that we’re wearing csm uniforms i got bored and it’s cute ok
#my art#manga art#i think#lineart#i think???#what is this even called#anyway just posting to save it
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the men and boys are innocent too.
we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.
I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.
I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.
I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.
I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.
the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.
#I don't have words to describe how I feel for the men of Palestine#the things I have seen them do after everything they have been through goes so far beyond selfless#what do you call this? this prevailing goodness and willingness to give everything they have and more? what word even touches it?#I don't think there is one#islamophobia has conditioned us to see these men and boys as evil and dangerous#we see this in how we speak about Palestine#and we need to uncondition ourselves#they're just as innocent and of value and good as the women and children#so fight for them#they don't deserve this any more than the women and children#free palestine#palestine
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!
#I just boop a lot in return for even one boop 😂#april fool's day#boop war#what do we call it?#I don’t know lol#booping
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ok ok how about mute?ghost who you aren't sure if he's actually mute or if he just chooses not to say anything. you hear a different answer from everyone you ask. (18+)
ever since mexico, wouldn't say a fucking word.
nah, mate, he's been zipped shut since he enlisted.
heard it was a mad accident.
what you mean? heard him telling off privates not even a year ago!
well, since you're a certified yapper, and ghost can't (won't) tell you to shut up, you make him your living diary. whenever you see him around, you sit next to him, stop by his office, hop up onto his desk and talk to him. you tell him about your day, about the recruits that bother you the most, about the meals in the mess hall being worse on saturdays than on mondays (fuck, you'd think the weekend would put some pep in their step, no?).
but gosh, when ghost finally had you seated in his lap with your pants around one ankle, you really weren't expecting to hear him.
pussy-drunk, tongue out, hands gripping your ass as he listens to the wet smack of your thighs against his, and that's all it takes for him to let out the filthiest groan you've ever heard, enough to make you spiral, see red-hot stars, to shake and cry until you're cumming and babbling and even more incoherent.
when they talk about ghost, you still keep your mouth shut. you're still not sure if he talks, fuck if i know, is what you say.
but if you suck his cock just right, you're certain he's singing.
#WHAT IS THIS?#IS THIS EVEN ANYTHING????#HAHAHA#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost mw2#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost mwii#ghost x reader#cod#call of duty#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon thoughts#ALSO for the record no he's not actually mute here#simon is just sick of people's SHIT so now he refuses to say anything
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There is a way of washing your body where you stand use just a damp wash cloth to clean yourself, and you don’t stand under water or in a bath. Do you call this a:
- top and tail
- pta/ pits tits ass
- dry bath
- other (put in tags pls)
- never heard of this
#my friend's mom called it a 'ho bath' once... so thats kind of just what i call it in my head#even though it's kind of vaguely offensive#the name does not leave my head#polls#submitted#bath#shower#bathing#queued
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hot autistic adult women are always saying they're doing fine really and everyone is nice to them and they just need to figure out a few little things and then everything will be perfect
#this is actually not about anyone on here its about my own mother#who refuses to call anyone a fucking asshole or even notice that theyre behaving badly#never been able to figure out if shes actually puzzled by my reactivity and irritability#or if shes just pretending shes puzzled due to some 20th century female behavioral conditioning#shes had three abusive marriages and twice as many abusive or just bad boyfriends#at what point do you just get fed up?#i mean for me i already know the answer but rhetorically?#notice the pattern already#GET MAD#STRIKE AT THEM#ATTACK
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#mine pls no steals#butterfly#Korean#what is this even called#I dreamt a woman was speaking into her phone like an insect and it scared me#I woke up looking like a butterfly with antennas and swollen eyeballs#poetry#art
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THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE (emotional damage that is)
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#comic#crossover#utdr#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#art#my art#susie deltarune#chara#you thought we were done with the trauma?#I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED#i had this idea of mind-reading parasites that take the form of the traditional comedy masks for a while now#originally they were more sack shaped#they were based on the bags of dirt in asgore's store#mainly because I wanted to call em “sad sacks”#but then I questioned myself why they should be here of all places#I then turned them into the kinda clamps that keep glass displays together and stable#because that is what the labyrinth is#it's the glass display in asgore's shop
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