#what is this bullshit

[warning-heckboop]

What the fuck do you mean there's a limit on likes

[raven--stag]

"Do you trust me?"

"Never"

BITCH YOU TRUSTED HIM WITH DAWN

[grechsblog]

....

...almost cried

[avis-writeshq]

me watching criminal minds: hmmm a clown terrorising a town? that sounds gubler-esque

the director: matthew gray gubler

the episode: the most terrifying fucking thing I have ever witness what the FUCK matthew

[asynca]

saw a post about what people's Signs would be in the "I would never tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be Signs" post

my Sign is that I would suddenly start churning out fic again because I wouldn't be working full-time and I'd be able to afford to send my kids to childcare 🙃

[tsuyoshikentsu]

bring back biljana

THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAD

[bigassbowlingballhead]

you guys. there's a local conservative white woman running for congress here and one of the ads for her, from PAC, not her campaign features two men, one in a MAGA hat, the other a farmer.

they're talking about the upcoming election and who they're going to vote for. The one in says "I can't vote for the incumbent, he voted to impeach trump :(" the farmer then goes "we can't vote for the other guy, he's a vegan and wants to tax our beef :("

is this really the best republicans have to offer? and democrats are losing to THIS?

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

WHY IS IT SO GODDAMN FUCKING COLD

[littleblueberryartist]

GIRL HELP MEMORIZING STUFF WITH ADHD WORKING MEMORY ISSUES IS HELL

if anyone has tips I am literally on my knees-

[victorvampire11]

This is a gem I had on a t-shirt

This is no longer Freddy Fazbears pizza this is Teddy Tampax’ Tacos

[scattered-winter]

now how the fuck am I supposed to give myself a buzz cut when I keep waking up with amazing hair

[silentgrim]

i..keep clicking the shopping cart instead of the gallery

[pockettgirl]

hepl

how to i use tumbler

[communista-cymraeg]

Same applies in Britain. Or said employer tells you that you're clearly overqualified and to "go back to University". ((true story!!))

[sailermoon]

question does anyone actually enjoy working with lace yarn

[cosmotheo]

Me: reblogs nothing but support for palestine in the ongoing genocide

Tumblr: HEY BUCKAROO I heard you like PATHFINDER 2E did you want to see a post from a RAGING ZIONIST WITH NO MORALS???