#I WILL GET YOUR MOTHER ON THE LINE

[avis-writeshq]

me watching criminal minds: hmmm a clown terrorising a town? that sounds gubler-esque

the director: matthew gray gubler

the episode: the most terrifying fucking thing I have ever witness what the FUCK matthew

[lucabyte]

heres your highly requested fluff you fucking animals

[boopsyournoseboop]

You know i love adoptive bee, but its always this what if scenario and the twins are adopted when they are still little. And don’t get me wrong i love fics and fanart like that but you know what i REALLY want? Bee adopting andrew just before he graduates college!

Like she wont be his therapist anymore and maybe he is struggling with the fact that he wont see her much if at all after all if he is not her client then why keep in contact?

So yeah i want bee to hand him the papers in one of their last sessions telling him how much he means to her and that regardless wether its “official” or not she will always be just a call away and its entirely up to him of course! And i need andrew to have a mega existential crisis about it because its a big deal and he’ll talk to neil about it and maybe even aaron and then he says yes because its bee and he gets to have things like this now good things! that won’t cost him the world do you get it!!!

[feelingtheaster99]

When your parents pick up up after the first day of your freshman year of high school during which you got attacked by corn monsters, witnessed five people die, two of whom were kids your age (which despite them eventually being resurrected is still incredibly traumatic), one of whom you accidentally killed in self defense (and as they died they have a speech about how it was YOUR FAULT, sending you into a panic attack), and two of whom died in a murder-suicide to resurrect your newfound friends… but your parents are mad at you because:

You are SLEEVELESS

You defended yourself using your martial prowess (instead of magic)

You got detention

[not-so-superheroine]

Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.

other christians don't seem to feel the same?

am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?

[derangedthots]

so i've spoken before abt how jace might've insisted on postponing his and baela's wedding till after the dance (despite ample opportunity/mutual desire) bc his love for her wanted to give her a ceremony without death looming over it. and that his fear for her compelled him not to wed and inevitably bed her when the tragedy of three harrowing labors might take what should be a joyful time away from them and - even more than that - take his beloved baela from him.

but what if, and bear with me for a moment, what if beyond rhaenyra and laena and rhaenys - all three women robbed, in some way shape or form, of a queendom - jace's thoughts took him to another targaryen ancestor, robbed of her birthright, burdened with the loss of her husband, and left alone to defend and protect their children from usurpers? maybe i'm just spitballing but what if jace's nights during the dance were haunted by the memory of rhaena targaryen, black bride, queen of the west, queen of the east, and whose ghost yet haunts the halls of harwin's his father's home at harrenhal?

what if he sees his baela, bold and brave and so beautiful, and knows - gods willing - he'll make her his queen. what if jace sees her and wants so many things for her but not one of those things is to make a rhaena targaryen of her. rhaena who was queen of the west and queen of the east but never ruled as queen of westeros in her own right - and, in trying to spare baela of that fate, jace dies anyway.

and she becomes a bit like rhaena regardless: robbed of her love and her crown.

[faaun]

we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆

[lemongrass77777-moved]

I will never be over the fact that Lily Potter was the one who defeated Voldemort in 1981 and she was never given proper credit for it in canon. We barely even know anything about her and she was the one who defeated the snake faced bitch the first time around. It drives me insane. Lily deserved so much better than what the books ever gave her.

[saucy-mesothelioma]

Me meeting Reese: Jesus Christ this poor guy. I'm gonna help him first chance I get

Me when I see what happens when you help Reese: ...maybe the woman with the tranq gun has a point

[slingerapen]

Forgive me for HP posting but the truth is that unfortunately from time to time i do still think about harry potter. Lately ive been thinking that i wouldve been fucked IF it hadnt gone down in flames and IF I joined the fandom now at age 28 cos atm I only care about petunia dursley played by fiona shaw, and im not sure anyone else gives a fuck. The bg story and character developement she could've had if harry potter was good

[relicsongmel]

The Hawthorne twins suffered more than Jesus

[bumblingbabooshka]

On the topic of Harry and Kes being proteges to Janeway and Tuvok respectively - both of them developing mommy/daddy issues despite having perfectly normal and healthy relationships with their parents.

[puppyeared]

for like 3 weeks i was wondering why i was sleeping so much and felt listless. and just now I managed to email 3 people and responded to a month old message in the span of an hour because I got back to TAKING MY FUCKIN MEDS..........

[caimitos]

saw a post about projecting your ethnicity onto a character and started missing vespa ilkay. so so bad

[eskawrites]

new chapter of our hearts know deeper seasons than our memories is up!

“I’m sorry,” Jonathan says once they’re close to Robin and Steve’s place. “I don’t want to fight.” It’s a low-effort apology, but to be fair, she doesn’t think she’d do much better. And she doesn’t want to fight, either, though she’s not sure this even counts as one. “Neither do I,” she says. “It’s fine. It doesn’t matter.” “I’m sorry we left late,” he says. “I know you hate that.” It sounds like a peace offering. She looks over at him and softens. “It’s okay,” she says. “We’re here now. Let’s just enjoy hanging out with our friends.” “Of course.”

[perenlop]

what if i gave castor the same eye scar that bruno has. what then