#I WILL GET YOUR MOTHER ON THE LINE

[avis-writeshq]

me watching criminal minds: hmmm a clown terrorising a town? that sounds gubler-esque

the director: matthew gray gubler

the episode: the most terrifying fucking thing I have ever witness what the FUCK matthew

[lucabyte]

heres your highly requested fluff you fucking animals

[atopvisenyashill]

I was twelve when my father died And he was holding me I couldn't seem to die

[not-so-superheroine]

Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.

other christians don't seem to feel the same?

am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?

[feelingtheaster99]

When your parents pick up up after the first day of your freshman year of high school during which you got attacked by corn monsters, witnessed five people die, two of whom were kids your age (which despite them eventually being resurrected is still incredibly traumatic), one of whom you accidentally killed in self defense (and as they died they have a speech about how it was YOUR FAULT, sending you into a panic attack), and two of whom died in a murder-suicide to resurrect your newfound friends… but your parents are mad at you because:

You are SLEEVELESS

You defended yourself using your martial prowess (instead of magic)

You got detention

[faaun]

we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆

[sieglinde-freud]

oh im obsessed with this actually… who ever wrote this one i am kissing u on the forehead and hugging you real tight… inigo is such a loverboy im kkkhhhhhhijnsdnfng

[derangedthots]

so i've spoken before abt how jace might've insisted on postponing his and baela's wedding till after the dance (despite ample opportunity/mutual desire) bc his love for her wanted to give her a ceremony without death looming over it. and that his fear for her compelled him not to wed and inevitably bed her when the tragedy of three harrowing labors might take what should be a joyful time away from them and - even more than that - take his beloved baela from him.

but what if, and bear with me for a moment, what if beyond rhaenyra and laena and rhaenys - all three women robbed, in some way shape or form, of a queendom - jace's thoughts took him to another targaryen ancestor, robbed of her birthright, burdened with the loss of her husband, and left alone to defend and protect their children from usurpers? maybe i'm just spitballing but what if jace's nights during the dance were haunted by the memory of rhaena targaryen, black bride, queen of the west, queen of the east, and whose ghost yet haunts the halls of harwin's his father's home at harrenhal?

what if he sees his baela, bold and brave and so beautiful, and knows - gods willing - he'll make her his queen. what if jace sees her and wants so many things for her but not one of those things is to make a rhaena targaryen of her. rhaena who was queen of the west and queen of the east but never ruled as queen of westeros in her own right - and, in trying to spare baela of that fate, jace dies anyway.

and she becomes a bit like rhaena regardless: robbed of her love and her crown.

[lemongrass77777-moved]

I will never be over the fact that Lily Potter was the one who defeated Voldemort in 1981 and she was never given proper credit for it in canon. We barely even know anything about her and she was the one who defeated the snake faced bitch the first time around. It drives me insane. Lily deserved so much better than what the books ever gave her.

[grimstrawberry]

Bluebell to hell, to hell

[saucy-mesothelioma]

Me meeting Reese: Jesus Christ this poor guy. I'm gonna help him first chance I get

Me when I see what happens when you help Reese: ...maybe the woman with the tranq gun has a point

[slingerapen]

Forgive me for HP posting but the truth is that unfortunately from time to time i do still think about harry potter. Lately ive been thinking that i wouldve been fucked IF it hadnt gone down in flames and IF I joined the fandom now at age 28 cos atm I only care about petunia dursley played by fiona shaw, and im not sure anyone else gives a fuck. The bg story and character developement she could've had if harry potter was good

[inflammatory]

Wait dont dieworkwear me yet im gonna change the tie and wear a proper shirt im aware that the shade is too similar to the blazer without being the same

[relicsongmel]

The Hawthorne twins suffered more than Jesus

[bumblingbabooshka]

On the topic of Harry and Kes being proteges to Janeway and Tuvok respectively - both of them developing mommy/daddy issues despite having perfectly normal and healthy relationships with their parents.

[puppppppppy]

for like 3 weeks i was wondering why i was sleeping so much and felt listless. and just now I managed to email 3 people and responded to a month old message in the span of an hour because I got back to TAKING MY FUCKIN MEDS..........