#what is the reason?

[amazingdudesblog]

There are people who ship wonka and noodle…

[insomniziam]

So, zerrie is fake anon here. I scrolled through Tumblr and found an old anti zerrie account. Like from back when they were together and it had a post about her mother being islamophobic. And people were like how can she say such things when her future son in law is a Muslim. And It's clicking now that it's because she probably doesn't even know he is (well, was, he confirmed he no longer identifies as one). But, goddamn, does that boy have bad luck with mothers of "partners". Hopefully, Karen more than makes up for it.

Oh nonnie, I'm sure Karen more than makes up for it. After all:

Zayn is her favourite.

I mean just look at much she loves him:

So much that she gives him kisses, and must give him that motherly squeeze.

She really is just enamoured by her son in law.

And it's not like Zayn doesn't return that sentiment:

So I don't think there is any need to worry, nonnie, Karen knows how to make Zayn feel loved, no doubt!

Thanks for the ask nonnie!

[seraphdreams]

apps requiring an invite code is the bane of my existence.

[barenerveendings]

We are two birds on fire, war is no longer declared but rather continued, scraped flat by the roller of wars wars wars, it was him it was incest

[torntruth]

i'm just waiting for discord to retract the username change because there's no way i'm not being just heretic. i am THE heretic, i will not be adding numbers to the end of that.

[moonpeachtea00]

So, I went on Indigo.com to look up Jedi: Battle Scars, have I played Jedi: Fallen Order? No, because I’m bad at every game that isn’t the sims but I have watched it on youtube and by it I mean everything but the actual gameplay, I think those are called cutscenes. Anyway, I was looking it up because I collect Star Wars books with the intention of reading them and I might read that one, however, it’s $39.99. It’s $40. It’s hardcover and I’d get 200 plum points upon purchase but it’s still $40 + tax. That’s too much money.

[eyes-above--the-waves]

While we’re talking hockey...how the HELL did the Leafs end up 13 points ahead of Tampa?!? Please don’t get my hopes up like this, I’m already fragile. 

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[tis-the-boards-season]

I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audibly gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you if was a religious experience

[watmalik]

We moved on WAY too fvking quickly from this…

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[canisalbus]

✦ Fashionably late ✦

[hinamie]

10 years later

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[slothmonth]

I agree that "in Germany your boss legally has to provide you with work while you're at your job" is a bit funny considering the German stereotype. But I am really annoyed at people who act like this is some horrible hypercapitalist thing on that post about pushing people out of their jobs by just not giving them anything to do. When really it's very basic worker protection (within the context of German emplyment law.) Because under most circumstances you can't just be fired from your job. Your employer has to provide a reason for firing you if they want to get rid of you. You also have a right to specifially the work you were hired to do.

So your boss having to give you appropriate work makes illegal any of the following:

a) Making you clean toilets instead of (or in addition to) the clearly defined office job you agreed to do

b) Not giving you work and then firing you for not doing your work

c) Waiting for you to crack under the intense boredom of having to stay on one place with absolutely nothing to do for eight hours a day while your coworkers are roped into it to shun you (or hate you because for some reason you're the only one who doesn't have to do any work) until you quit "voluntarily"

or d) waiting for you to crack under the aformentioned pressure until you do what the people in the notes said they'd do, like watching movies or doing a second job instead which is something you then can be reprimanded and fired for

[elodieunderglass]

hi. what do you mean