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Hi, Tin! I love your writing and I have a prompt for you, if you are interested) what if Tang family is too afraid of Tang Bo leaving permanently and eloping with Cheong Myeong? So they initiate marriage negotiations with Mount Hua. It can be angst (CM is socially isolated and insecure about his position) or romantic comedy (awkward situations and protective Cheong Mun), up to you). Thank you in advance!
It was a well-established fact that the Dark Saint of the Tang Family was one of their generation's best.
So it came as no surprise when an influx of marriage proposals flooded their family's estate—because rumors started flying around that the Dark Saint was in search of a partner.
The Dark Saint held a reputation for being cold and ruthless. To cultivators and martial artists, he was someone they feared making into an enemy due to his sheer battle prowess and poisonous abilities. To normal civilians, he was a genius who wielded the Tang Family's techniques with cool precision and intent; to them, he was just another mysterious cultivator that they would only ever know of through gossip and stories.
However, in recent years, something shifted. His reputation among common folk was slowly altered. It started off with a supposed battle between him and the Plum Blossom Sword Saint which turned into a sudden and unexpected friendship.
Whereas in the past the Dark Saint would only go around Sichuan and closeby villages, he was now found going around different major cities and unknown ones.
He was often in the company of Mount Hua's Plum Blossom Sword Saint, who worked with him side-by-side to eradicate groups from the Demonic Cult and the occasional bandits and thieves.
For supposed Taoists, the two visited different establishments to drink alcohol and talk cheerily. It was during one of these moments that the first rumor began its spark.
"Ahhhh," The Plum Blossom Sword Saint groans in satisfaction. "That sure hits the spot!"
The Dark Saint chuckles as he tosses back his own drink. "If only I could enjoy everyday like this. Alcohol really is the best."
"What would your future wife think?" The Plum Blossom Sword Saint jokingly and dramatically shakes his head in disappointment. "To have a husband who loves alcohol more than his own wife...!"
The Dark Saint wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. "Trust me, I would make sure that my wife knows full-well just how much I love them."
The two of them share a silent, private conversation with just their eyes alone, that none of the other restaurant's customers could decipher, before they leave a generous tip and went on their way.
It snowballs from there.
All of a sudden gossip went around about the Dark Saint's interest in finding a wife. And so several people came to the same conclusion.
The reason why the Dark Saint is travelling around more than usual is because he's looking for a prospective wife.
Clearly, the Plum Blossom Sword Saint was there to provide moral support. How truly admirable and strong their brotherhood must be!
On the other hand, the head of the Tang Family was fully aware of their Dark Saint's single-minded interest in Mount Hua's Chung Myung.
Seeing all the stacks of letters that ranged from proposing strategic alliances and general marriage offers brought the current head of the Tang Family to a very different conclusion.
Tang Bo was trying to slowly draw himself away from their family by leaving their estate. He might be on the hunt, jumping from village to village, trying to create a dowry befitting for the hand of the Plum Blossom Sword Saint and scouting out all the best locations to settle down in.
It really wouldn't be too surprising of an idea if one day a letter turns up from the man with an intent of permanently moving to Mount Hua or some backwater village.
The Tang Family head shakes the thought of losing one of their best and genius members to one of the Ten Great Sects. If he wanted to maintain their family's reputation, he'll need to strike the first move.
And so he begins to pen a decisive letter to the Sect Leader of Mount Hua.
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Chung Mun's hands tremble as reads the letter sent to him by the Tang Family.
'Who did they think they were?' He would have bit out if he had any less self-restraint. The paper crumples in his grip and he receives a questioning glance from Chung Myung who was sprawled eating mooncakes on the opposite side of his desk.
"What's got you so worked up?" The subject of the letter askswithout a care.
Chung Mun takes a deep breath. "The Tang Family wishes for you to transfer into their estate."
He refuses to say out loud the marriage proposal that came along with this request. His Chung Myung was too young! The man might be a sixty years old, but that round face, cheeks carelessly bulging with mooncakes with crumbs littered on his chin, screamed too young for marriage!
"Oh." Chung Myung nods in understanding.
Chung Mun is glad that Chung Myung agrees that this was nonsensical. To think, they thought that Chung Myung would even leave Mount Hua for—
"After the war is over, Tang Bo and I were planning to be roommates and travel the world a bit."
—?????
"Roommates?" Chung Mun's voices comes out slightly strangled.
"Yup. It's going to be great."
"No."
"'No'?"
Chung Mun tries to run through his previous conversations with Tang Bo. He knew that the man was capable of being underhanded, but he was also well-aware that Tang Bo respected him enough to not blind-side him with something like this. Especially since it concerned Chung Myung.
...
...Oh no.
"Fuck." Chung Mun says, full of feeling as he recalls Tang Bo off-handedly asking permission to live together with Chung Myung in the future.
"...Sect Leader?"
Chung Mun had thought that was a joke! He thought Tang Bo wasn't being serious! They were talking with alcohol in their systems!
The alarmed look that crosses Chung Myung's face informed Chung Mun that the way he felt his blood drain from his face was a visible, physical reaction.
"He asked for your hand in marriage." Chung Mun says faintly. "I said yes."
Chung Myung blinked at him. "Yeah? He told me?"
Okay. Tang Bo, to his credit, hasn't been leaving Chung Myung in the dark at least.
If Chung Myung knows and isn't reacting violently that means that he isn't completely against this. Even if Chung Mun was, he had to reorganize his priorties.
And his number one would be to make sure Chung Myung was happy.
((And to make sure that the Tang Family doesn't think they can step on Chung Mun and pull his little brother away.))
"I'll have to recheck the sect's budget and my own savings to make sure we have enough for the wedding preparations..." Chung Mun mutters as he begins drafting a response to the Tang Family with what he thought were better marriage agreement conditions.
But then, a flash of dread causes Chung Mun to pause writing and leave a dark ink blot on the paper. He suspected, but he really wishes that he was wrong—!
"Huh?" Chung Myung gives Chung Mun a confused look. "We already got married though?"
#cmun: you didn't invite me to your wedding??!?!?!?!?#cm: we literally just a signed a paper and kissed#cm and tb eloped because cm didn't want to stretch out mount hua's resources during a war bc of wedding prep#tb and cm are too in love and just decided to get married in the middle of a drinking session actually#they only realized what they did when they woke up the next day but then 'hm? this isn't bad tho?'#anyway cmun asks them to redo their marriage lol he def cries when cmyung bows to him in lieu during the three bows#the tang and mount hua come to an agreement that they get half a year each 👍#and if tang bo still dies in this au and cm is left a widower......jk jk but then again#»—————————–✄#sorry this took me a while 🥺🙏 irl wasn't kicking it HAHAHAHA#I'm super happy to hear you enjoy my writing and thank you so much for the prompt WAHAHAHAHA#i havent finished reading the side stories yet so sorry if I messed up canon#might come back to this prompt if I find out more info bc there's so much to explore 🙈#and i had to stop bc this was already 1.1k HAHAHAHA#tangchung#chung myung#chung mun#tang bo#rotmhs#rotbb#return of mount hua sect#return of the blossoming blade#tin writes#my ask hole#w-s-kibela
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@nyoclosmom I will take the eyeliner and black nail polish I will accept your apology mom
I am breaking my silence. I wanna come home.
@polaris-likethestar I accept defeat you are the favorite child
@yourbasicqueerie I’m sorry for acting out, I was confusedddd
@acricketcannot somehow we ended up married
#it’s time to end whatever argument this is#mom I’m sorry for getting married to spite you#mama sorry for eloping with my wife#my wife has been so supportive through this#are my moms okay? is their marriage safe?#problem child#cosmic entity wondering what they did wrong T^T
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I think she’s a romantic. I know this scene seems like a huge counterpoint to that lolll but really! I think she’s a romantic who’s also very pragmatic and private about her feelings and personal life, and who’s not very good at romance lmao. She loves ceremony. Like 75% of her career is essentially “making the toys kiss” in both a metaphorical and an almost-literal sense. Getting Hambo back was a grand romantic gesture!! She’s always embarrassed by it / shy about it when it’s personal but who isn’t lol
#adventure time#princess bubblegum#bonnibel bubblegum#bubbline#candy kingdom#this isn’t that deep I don’t know man#she doesn’t get romance but she wants to#which sometimes makes her mad so she acts super not romantic lol#I think there’s so much grand romantic shit buried in that lil gum brain she’s just so stubborn#(I do mean romantic in the romantic partner relationship way but also in others which are more prominent bc she shows them more bc#they require less vulnerability)#jus talkin#like it makes her genuinely happy to do shit like this#I still don’t think they’d want a wedding tho#it seems like there are no legal benefits to marriage in this society#and I like to think Bonnie would know herself well enough by that point to know she’d be a horrible bridezilla#bc it’s like what she does for work and it would be so stressful lol#plus the anxiety of having emotions in front of ppl#maybe they’d have a Nightosphere wedding tho ajjdnsnd#or like elope and BMO is the justice of the peace lol#*wait no Shelby!
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#poll#I see a lot of people anti marriage and I never get why#a coworker decided to elope recently after a decade of being engaged and I wonder what changed her mind
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Sometimes one remembers that the most common ancestral race of hobbits is described by Tolkien as "browner of skin" then the less common two (who might have been mostly outbred over the many years? on the topic of the "fairer of skin and also of hair" set Concerning Hobbits describes that "the strong Fallohidish strain could still be noted among the greater families, such as the Took and the Masters of Buckland", which to me implies that while there's still clear ancestry there they probably still have heavy Harfoot or even Stoor influence going on- otherwise why describe it as a 'strong strain' rather than just say they're still primarily Fallohidish families? especially when you consider that the section in question is discussing that they were particularly bold and adventurous for hobbits and so given what the Tooks and Brandybucks are like it may be more often a matter of inclination rather than visuals- not to doubt that the visuals show up, but probably not as often as inclination, especially if you allow for the secrecy-focused courting habits mentioned in the first draft of the first chapter of LotR (as published in The Return of the Shadow: The History of Lord of the Rings Part 1, by Christopher Tolkien, pg 17, yes I did go hunting), which would make marriages between differing groups so much more accessible (and may actually be why that's a thing)), that their curly hair is consistently pointed out, and that our initial description of hobbits given in The Hobbit specifically mentions "nimble brown fingers".
And then one gets aggravated all over again at how long it took for non-white hobbits to show up in adaptations and the sheer number of people over the years who have tried to make out like non-white hobbits would be such a horrible canon-breaking thing.
#sorry i got pulled on a bit of a tangent there- longtime followers probably half-expected it#you wouldn't think this would be a post to hunt over but i checked four different books on this one#yes two were just two copies of the hobbit to verify information but still#the whole secrecy in courting and marriage thing might be jossed by the third version of that chapter (pg 29 of the same book)#which mentions a wedding feast#but these are hobbits and it's just as likely that eloping is not considered a good enough reason to not throw a reception party#but yes brown-skinned hobbits are a thing and have been a thing and it boils my turnips when racist idiots try to pretend it's not#my guestimate would be tones probably ranging from olive to medium brown on average#with a heavy lean towards the brown populationwise#given the name 'fallohide' and that 'fallow' is a light brown or yellow-ish brown tone#but of course i can't rightly know#is it what tolkien intended? i don't know i'm not him i'm just working off some of what he wrote#but it's what he wrote there for us
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WOKE UP MARRIED IN VEGAS JOEL FICCC i need psychiatric evaluation
BRAINROT IS BRAINROTTING
no because imagine it
you and joel are friends (good friends? best friends? does joel miller even do best friends? you don’t know. you do know you spend a lot of time with him, you love sarah, tommy, and you get this fuzzy feeling around all of them but it’s a little different with joel. whatever.) and maybe one of you wins some all expenses paid trip to vegas, probably joel, absolutely joel, because tommy whines and asks joel to bring him as his plus one but joel asks you and you’re not sure why but fuck it, right? tommy flips you off dropping y’all off at the airport but he still wishes you guys lots of fun (he loves y’all, he’s like your annoying brother too). but it’s like, it’s just you and joel and vegas and you’ve seen enough movies to know it might not end well. actually, though, it starts out really fun. the contest included tickets to whatever current artist residency, and it’s fun. at least until you guys start drinking too much, and things get blurry, and you end up at some shitty little chapel because one of you got emotional (both. probably both) over how being single sucks and it’s not fair because you deserve love and to be loved and to give love and UGH! you’re not sure who suggests it but you end up at some shitty little chapel because some drunken “i love you, man!” “i love YOU, man!”s were exchanged and it’s just a very fun and shimmery night. except you wake up the next morning naked in bed with joel in your hotel room and you’re cuddled up against his chest, he’s snoring in your ear, and he’s so warm, and comfy, and safe, and familiar but oh my god, you’re naked in bed with joel. and your head fucking hurts. he starts waking up when it seeps in and you shout and push him out of bed and now you’ve both got a headache worse than it should’ve been. he’s naked, you’re naked, he’s on the floor, you’re both wearing wedding rings. there’s a polaroid of you two kissing on the nightstand, drunk, and messy, but genuine. it’s painfully obvious that you’re married, did something last night your sober minds would never had the guts to do, and well! fuck! joel mentions annulment faster than you can remember how to breathe and you’re not sure why your chest feels so tight but you agree because you have to, of course you do. he apologizes, so do you, and you both go back to texas with the notion in mind that this will be undone faster than you know it, and you’ll never have to speak about it again. neither one of you asks why you haven’t taken the rings off yet. (of course there’s aftermath but this is so long already oh my god i’m sorry)
#joel miller x reader#asks#I am sick to my stomach just imagining people telling them what a cute couple they are and just#LIKE IMAGINE IF THIS IS MODERN TIMES ONE OF THEM POSTING IT ON FACEBOOK WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING AND NOW EVERYONE IN YALLS LIVES THINKS YOUVE#ELOPED AND NOW ITS FAKE MARRIAGE NOW WERE REALLY IN IT FOLKS
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#blackened bones au just got so wild y'all#mr 'whats a king to a god whats a god to a nonbeliever' jaehaerys targaryen over there who is not king btw#and is instead like a 12 year old hand of the king (sorry tywin) because his oldest brother has a huge case of 'weird flex but okay'#and his extra early elopement and subsequent earlt creation of the doctrine for Reasons#made aegon go you have been promoted u are now one of my elite employees!! took him from cupbearer to hand. as one does#but anyway aegon mr black maegor black magic baby electric boogaloo was unable to produce more than one pregnancy in his wife lol#because the black magic is FUCKED for REASONS (maegor skewed it gay. also for reasons. namely fucking aenys reasons)#and now he has no (male) heir and HE wants to make aerea his heir bc aegon is the chad of this family. also visenya got to him young#rhaena the lesbian is on board for obvious reasons but alyssa is decidedly Not & either is the council bc like. the targs have been wilding#in one decade they balerioned the starry sept and vhagared the sept of remembrance killing like. most of the high ranking sevenists lmao.#lol even. plus jae and aly also eloped cause ofc they did the council was trying to marry her to a hightower. oh and also the doctrine#been a bit of a decade and all that happened in just 9 years. also viserys and lysarra (oc first maegor/aenys daughter) got married#which was the first post doctrine marriage. they're the two crazies. she has a mini balerion. went wonderfully as im sure you can imagine#anyway the targs need to CHILL. give the realm a breather. NOT CHANGE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF INHERITANCE PRECEDENT.#aegon the chad is not helping them do that. so alyssa uses her big brain. & she's like well aegon is a black magic baby (thnx maegor)#and he's king. so why not get him a Surrogate and make him an heir. for Reasons it can't be any of his fellow maegor black magic babies#(black magic babies can't have kids with each other bc they're barely fertile on their own lol) and his remaining options are aly & vaella#both of whom are out bc they're a) 14 and 11 respectively and also b) married and a future nun. shit happens.#viserys is a no cuz lysarra is Crazy and aegon knows it and respects it. that leaves jaehaerys 😁 the good dutiful fourth son 😁#the og machiavellian propaganda maker 😁 who will do Anything to get what he wants 😁 esp for the good of his house and the Realm 😁#long story short jaehaerys the nonbeliever to hardcore sevenist loser gets valyrian magic gender fuckery & gives birth to the heir <3#a delight to negotiate with alysanne as im sure you understand. truly didn't almost end the marriage he rewrote the law and religion for#shit happens <3 long live the third prince of dragonstone aerys targaryen who is the second shipname baby future king#(the first was aenys. aegon = ae rhaenys = nys. now aegon the uncrowned that WAS crowned named his heir aegon = ae and jaehaerys = rys)#(bc naming his first daughter after aerea and his second after rhaena wasn't enough evidently. he is a crazy person)#(he names the twin [they're twins it is the worst year of jaehaerys's LIFE think renesmee & bella] alystair. for alysanne.)#(he is a crazy person x2.)#and that's on today's episode of:#blackened bones au
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So, um, KB and I got engaged over Thanksgiving. So that's fun.
#we're going to elope but need to figure out if#we should do it in a state that allowed gay marriage before Obergefell#or just do it and deal with what happens#anyway we met on tumblr for those that didnt know
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i desperately want my inky to be happy after dav cuz all my dragon age romances have ended terribly so far Alister and amell yeah suicide pact in the deep roads…Hawke n that weird throuple he has going on w Fenris Anders and Isabella atm?? Yeah well I left him in the fade to fight that giant demon spider 🫠
#I know it’s extremely conventional but#I want my inquisitor married w 5+ kids helping Cullen with his rehab center in the years that followed dai and dav#u know I HC’d her being a few weeks pregnant when trespasser starts to explain the sudden eloping w Cullen#cuz there really isnt a good reason for them to not wait until later to marry ((outside of the devs knowing how the dlc will end)) but#then i actually finished all of trespasser n went nope getting bitch slapped by the qunari roasted by a dragon n losing a hand to a god#does nothing for one’s health what a terrible time to be preggers also#i get that the orlesian nobles wanna jump cullen's bones but why all the marriage proposals?? like hes a commoner and a ferelden no less ..#the only thing he has going for him (that would make him marriage material for the nobility) is him being commander of the Inquistion#but im disbanding that so HM its the one thing i never understood in tresspasser#da posting
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ARYA STARK VALENTINE’S DAY CHALLENGE
|| Day Three: Headcanon ||
306 A.C- Prince Aegon, son of the disinherited Hand of the King Rhaegar chose to marry not his sister but his half brother Jon Waters and his lady cousin, the she wolf of Winterfell, Arya Stark who’s said to resemble her aunt Lyanna Stark to an uncanny degree leaving the Seven Kingdoms shocked beyond measure.
#lots of oedipus complex vibes topped up on the ✨incest✨#in other words the tamest flavours from grrm’s selective palate#(seriously the man’s twisted beyond measure)#basically the background of this AU is that Rhaegar Won- but still got disinherited by Aerys#Aerys drank wildfire back in the day (that’s the story it was Rhaella who dunked him in that liquid)#Viserys the Crown Prince eloped with Mya Stone (because reasons)#therefore Dany’s the current ruling queen with Rhaegar as her Hand#Aegon was supposed to marry her to unite claims or whatever- Doran would’ve been the happiest to see his nephew regaining his rights#but this is Rhaegar’s offspring what could be expected heh#dude went off for a triad marriage and the three fucked off to the freshly restored Summerhall#King’s Landing is in a bit of a chaos#Catelyn fainted thrice already#Eddard’s aggressively sharpening Ice#Cersei hasn’t stopped shrieking#Doran’s dealing with his Arianne eloping with Edmure Tully#honestly everyone’s in the mood for elopement#‘tis the season etc etc#arya x jon x aegon#arya stark#jon snow#aegon vi targaryen#aryasvalentine#asoiaf
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impossibly long week ahead of me, but made infinitely easier knowing that i am so deeply beloved by my boyfriend and that we belong entirely to each other :') the light of my life forever and always
#i had a dream last night where we were travelling through the european countryside and decided we were going to elope#so we found an abandoned tiny chapel in the hills and cleaned it out together inside to make it neat and pretty#so that we could get married there secretly#and the dream brought me a lot of peace#because i don't think it was really a dream about marriage but was much more metaphorical#and felt as if we were carving out this little space in the world that was created entirely to house us and our love#which is what it feels like we're doing in the waking world. carving out space in our lives dedicated just to our love#i feel so deeply secure in our love. he truly is the absolute love of my life and i feel so lucky that we found each other#i'll keep him all my life if he'll let me :')#anyway. i can face the week. i can.#we just spent the most beautiful weekend together. i slept so soundly after my last long week#because i sleep so deeply next to him; knowing that i'm safe and loved :')
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the marriage process is so convoluted and for what
#they're trying so hard to reduce the stigma of eloping...... 'express marriage services' it's okay california u can call us broke </3#but UGH what a thing. u can always trust cagov to set up the most confusing misinformed websites in the country#for even the simplest of processes which in this case is just. get the license and have the ceremony on the same day. $120.#we're calling to confirm stuff on monday and hopefully can get an appt by the end of the month (likely not but here's hoping)#anyways.txt
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just saying, not once have i regretting eloping. i have five pictures of my wedding day and only two friends attended and it was all more than enough. do whatever the fuck you both want and you’ll be happier for it, I cannot stress this enough
#personal#text post#marriage#relationships#eloping#wedding#so sincerely fuck what anyone else thinks
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HP Next Gen Headcanons: Scorpius
Full Name: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy
House: Slytherin
Wand: yew and unicorn hair
Patronus: black swan
Boggart: Delphi and/or Harry (separating him from Albus; more specifically being abandoned/alone)
Profession: healer (specializes in curses)
Sexuality: bisexual
Image(picrew):
Bonus: has his mother's eyes. Decides to study healing and curses because of his mother's blood malediction and because he wanted to remove his father’s dark mark to entirely free him of his traumatic past (it takes a very long time but he does eventually develop a counter curse that effectively removes it). Unlike Albus he was interested in Quidditch and tried out his second year but was quickly rejected. Albus was angrier about it than Scorpius. Raised on the fine arts as many purebloods are but is pretty useless when it comes to more basic home-ec like cooking and cleaning. His mother got him into gardening and herbology, which helped him bond with Hugo in particular because he was also interested in it. They get on outrageously well but Rose does not approve of their friendship. Has a close relationship with Lily, who absolutely loves him, as well as with Teddy who used to babysit him when he was super young. The first time he sees Albus is actually when Teddy shows him a photo of himself with the Potter kids (always thought he had super pretty eyes). Suffers from lingering effects of the cruciatus curse that Delphi used against him, like phantom pains, stiff hands and difficulty breathing when it gets too cold. Has ptsd from the incident and consistently has nightmares about losing Albus. Initially thought Harry was literally the coolest SOB in the universe until he started school, and by the end of fourth year actually became really frightened of him ("please don't take albus from me" that kind of thing). He really likes Ginny but is super shy and nervous around her.
Extras:
Wand Wood — yew
"Yew wands are among the rarer kinds, and their ideal matches are likewise unusual and occasionally notorious. The wand of yew is reputed to endow its possessor with the power of life and death, which might, of course, be said of all wands; and yet yew retains a particularly dark and fearsome reputation in the spheres of duelling and all curses. However, it is untrue to say (as those unlearned in wandlore often do) that those who use yew wands are more likely to be attracted to the Dark Arts than another. The witch or wizard best suited to a yew wand might equally prove a fierce protector of others. Wands hewn from these most long-lived trees have been found in the possession of heroes quite as often as of villains. Where wizards have been buried with wands of yew, the wand generally sprouts into a tree, guarding the dead owner’s grave. What is certain, in my experience, is that the yew wand never chooses either a mediocre or a timid owner."
What better wand for a healer who specializes in curses than one of yew powered by unicorn hair? Scorpius receives this wand from Olivander after his first wand (willow and unicorn hair) is broken by Delphini. While Scorpius is quite timid in the beginning, he gains a new confidence in himself after the incident. Still somewhat timid in nature, he is not a pushover when it comes to the well-being of others. The wand sensed this, as well as his ambition to cure curses, and became his perfect match. It is outrageously powerful in his capable hands, and it will work for Draco or Albus, but only if it absolutely has to (this wand absolutely picks favorites).
Patronus — black swan (very uncommon)
"Black swans are one of the most protective and loyal animals. Witches or wizards who cast a black swan Patronus are often very loving, empathetic, and caring towards their friends and family. A black swan Patronus will defeat the darkness of a Dementor with a light of love and kindness."
Like the swan, Scorpius is a very loving, empathetic, and caring person. He is protective and loyal and very kind. I give him the black swan rather than a white swan because it's so uncommon, and because I think Scorpius is an uncommon sort of person. At first glance, you may feel put out by a black swan because it isn't what you'd expect. A first impression of initial unease and fear. This goes for people's first impression of Scorpius as well because they label him before getting to know him.
#scorpius hyperion malfoy#scorpius malfoy#astoria greengrass#draco malfoy#harry potter#harry potter next gen#next gen headcanons#clingy boyfriends t m#they never explicity get married but they wear wedding rings#i think theyd more likely than not elope tbh#theyre more like “i want to stay with you forever” but who needs a marriage ceremony that sounds like a lot of work#albus moves into malfoy manor after graduating hogwarts which pisses harry off to no end#but whats he gonna do about it? ground albus? 🖕😗🖕
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so many things are happening in the second half of s5 ... i just need time to elaborate everything or else i may implode
#4771#glee#season 5#kurt and blaine living together ?????#but then blaine moves out ?????#sam moves in with blaine and kurt but then moves out with a group of models but doesn't last a day and magically finds a room to share#with blaine in mercedes flat ????#mercedes is now in ny ????? to record an album ????#and she gives a proper third chance to sam to date her#sam agreeing to being intimate with her only after marriage got me screaming istg i would have never imagined that from him#rachel drops out of fcking nyada ????????????#thank god her broadway debut went great otherwise she would have gone crazy#(she already is)#santana and brittany freaking eloping together ????? hell yeah#not surprised daniel finn schuester was born on the same night rachel's debut on funny girl happened#congrats mr schue and emma on having a wonderful boy#hopefully mr schue won't be so creepy as a father as he is when he's teaching#:) :) :)#OH WAIT I WAS FORGETTING#WDYM BLAINE HAS STRUGGLES COMMUNICATING WITH KURT AND IS GOING THROUGH A CRISIS RIGHT WHEN HE'S JUST GOT TO NEW YORK#also how could i forget to mention i bawled my eyes out for kurt for defending that queer kid and being hospitalized#he's my man#lastly artie is such a douchebag#and tina is getting so annoying i can barely put up with her now#she was so genuine and sweet in the first few seasons what happened to her#ps. i need the klaine wedding like right now#pps. burt is the best parent ever#ppps. all the references to finn always make me so dam emotional
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Danny: I did something I'm not proud of. Dan: Did you burn the ribs? Danny: No, Dan, the meal I promised you to get you here is fine. Dani: Did you forget the games? Danny: No, Dani, the board games I promised you, to get you here are in the same game room as last time. Jazz: Did you sell the hot tub? Danny: No, Jazz, the spa day I promised you to get you here will be happening tomarrow as scheduled. Dan: Then what you do? Danny: I got married this morning. Dani: You eloped!? Danny: The marriage was because of a cult Jazz: You're in a cult!? Danny: I'm Mr.Wayne now Dan: You didn't keep the family name! Danny: It wasn't my proudest moment, but a Phantom worshiping cult caught me in a summoning circle. They planned on sacrificing Bruce Wayne, a rich, beloved human they kidnapped, to use his death as a binding charm, forever enslaving me to them. I couldn't let him die, so I started a ghost marriage. Being married to me made the ritual invalid. Ten seconds after I finished my vows, Nightwing crashed through a window and set us free. It made the whole marriage pointless, and I ended up looking like an immortal idiot. Dan: Oh I forgot about that. Till this day I wasn't able to divorce him- Danny did you know we can't count as widows since we're partcially dead? Danny: YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN?! Dan: In defense, half of the world was destroyed at this point in my timeline, so I didn't think it would happen to you. My marriage to Bruce was entirely blown out of proportion. World leaders should have focused more on the menace tearing the world apart. Danny: YOU WERE THE MENACE. Dani: Wait does this mean Danny is sleeping with Dan's husband? Dan: *Gasp* It seems my greatest enemy was myself all along. Danny: There is no sleeping with anyone! Jazz: So, going back to the hot tub- will wine be provided or should I go get my own? Danny: I don't know what I bother hosting siblings night. Get out my house. Dan/Dani/Jazz: No. Danny: I hate you all.
#dcxdpdabbles#mun speaks#from a fic i never wrote#spirt halloween ship#Danny's siblings don't care#Bruce is meanwhile trying to find a way to divorce the Ghost King#He's in a panic#And Danny is two states away getting teased#Dan and Bruce are still married in a different timeline#Idk where this one was going
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