#what is a malinois?

[compacflt]

what dog would icemav get?

im guessing no mangy devil chihuahuas or rescues (compacflt can't be seen with anything but a purebreed) golden retriever might be too on the nose, how about a malinois or a german shepherd maybe an english bulldog (ugly)

idk. i don’t really have a dog in this fight (i don’t care) (pun intended). but it definitely would have to be like a Real Dog. yeah nothing smaller than 70 lbs. a Real Dog. other than that i don’t have any opinions. could be a mutt or a rescue! but it would have to be, you know, handsome and upstanding and like, a Real Dog that you can, like, do stuff with. it is very cliche and on the nose and maybe im only saying this bc i, like, don’t care at all about dogs but ice does seem like the white lab/golden retriever guy and mav strikes me as a german shepherd guy. there are many reasons i don’t think they would ever have a dog (what would they do with the dog?) but not being able to agree on the breed might be one reason they never get a dog. arguing and bickering etc

[sunanthrope]

so you're telling me that in two days when the sun goes down a bunch of people are gonna send really loud really bright demon sprinklers into the sky and they arent going to stop until the sun comes up (at least in my redneck area)

and i am TOO LARGE TO FIT UNDER THE BED?????

how am i to hide ?!?!?!

edit: its the THIRD??? ONE DAY ?!??!?! how am I to find somewhere to hide from the flashy boom boom in ONE DAY? this is too much to expect from a dog!

[juustozzi]

inazuma eleven: victory road of puppies

(because I'm a canine artist deep in the core and assigning breeds is fun. can you guess them all?)

[canineentity]

Sometimes being a dog IS my motivation for things

Yea we could sleep in OR we could do our stretches so eventually we can curl into a ball and scratch our ears with our back legs

Wanna quit our run early? Yea but do you see Malinois?? A Mal would do this with full effort 10000%

[runsonlovepower]

vanitas stock straight trembling with rage mutters “I’m a good noodle“ and stalks off ventus meanwhile upside down on the couch goes “yeah I’m totally a bad boy” and he is eating fun dip and playing mario

[kelpiemomma]

friends i am begging you, if you want to get a dog and have never had one before, DO YOUR RESEARCH ON BREEDS.

i was working with a lady the other day who was telling me she wanted a puppy and had never had one before, so she went and adopted a 7 month old husky/border collie mix from the shelter after being denied at [pet store] for working too many hours. i'm pretty sure she got this dog because it has complete heterochromia and is a very tidy black and white, like a standard border collie.

please. do NOT do this. look into what dog breed will BEST fit your lifestyle. if you work long hours, do NOT get a working dog breed. maybe even don't get a dog. maybe get a less affectionate cat. i do not give a single FUCK if the dog is pretty. do both yourself and the dog a favor and get the dog that fits your life!!! do not get a working dog and stick it in an apartment or house and wonder why it's eating your furniture and destroying your house!!!

[aztarion]

[anxeious]

melondoggy... ʕ ﾟ ● ﾟʔ tell me what types of dogs you are into and maybe why or whatever u want tbh

omg dogs are my special interest!! i love all well-bred purebreds from ethical preservation breeders! some of my favorite dogs are beagles, giant breeds, "scary" dogs, and livestock guardians. specifically (dogs that i would own) saint bernards, newfoundlands, leonbergers, great pyrenees, dobermans, cane corsos, beaucerons, and beagles !! quite the mix i know. i would also own a border collie and more intense livestock guardians if i had farm animals that needed herded/protected (i don't currently)

[bloodxhound]

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[healingheartdogs]

What is it about Banana that makes random people ask us if he's a basenji and then look like they don't believe us when we say he's not? Yes, ma'am, we've heard of basenjis before. No, ma'am, he is not one. He's mostly pit and chow, I promise you he is not a basenji and he does not look like a basenji.

[oldyears]

i don’t think i’m that superstitious but when our dog keeps aggressively barking at nothing during the night my mind immediately starts to recall every filipino superstition about ghosts cause like 😭 she doesn’t stop barking like hellooooo

[sunanthrope]

UM??? GUYS??? LOOK AT THIS ART FROM @murdermortician OF MY THERIOTYPE ???? i am. going insane actually. i am going so crazy no you guys have no idea. literally everybody go send them money do it now empty your wallets into their bank account (/j)

[a-dog-like-that]

Introducing Xivu!

She's a Malinois, about 3.5 years old and was originally found roaming the streets in southern Spain.

She's been in a foster home in Germany since February and with us since yesterday.

She does unfortunately have leishmaniasis, but has been responding really well to medication, but for now it's left her with very sparse fur in some places.

Character wise, she's just a really lovely dog. Settles down easily, very cuddly, friendly with almost all humans (some tall men still scare her a bit) and dogs, likes to work and is easily motivated by food (and toys, but I need to improve my skills with those first).

She's watchful without being overly bark-y or being bothered by the construction noises currently happening in our house.

She settled in extremely fast, slept though the first night and for the most part has just been chilling and napping while I do online school.

She did however pee on my bed yesterday xD

[jas-the-shrimp]

Dog owners pls help me

So I have my female dog (5 and a half years old)

And my recently adopted male dog (10 months old) and he a huge dog

He's in heat and constantly wants to have segs with my female dog and she doesn't let him

He doesn't leave her alone either

She run away and he does it to her and she would avoid gim

But it starts getting worse where whenever they meet the male dog would start attacking the female dog for no reason and the female dog would come to us shaking

They're both balgium malinois dogs and they're like attack dogs so we can do nothing but to separate them

And when we do the male dog keeps on whining like crazy and banging on doors until we let him out

They would be okay after for a little bit but then conflict would start and they'd fight again

It's rlly not like dogs play fighting silently it's a full blown biting growling violent claws type fight and I don't know what to do

I'm the kid and my parents told me to spray them with water but we did but the male is reissitant to it

He got too extremeso we scared him with a stick and he doesn't budge

We're like traveling right now too so we can't put em anywhere 😭

[tinypeoplelittleguns]

He's so smart 😭

[puppysweetheart]

new development: lately i've been starting to shake when i get too horny