ENDOS / SUPPORTERS DNI - Beware of "Dog" - HOLOTHERE CANINE THERIAN, CYNANTHROPE, USES THE TERMS "Weredog" AND "Werewolf" INTERCHANGEABLY - If you speak German PLEASE PLEASE feel free to DM me and help me out, im trying to learn!! - white, religiously Luciferian Pagan Jew, culturally Christian and belongs to a Jewish family
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headache? not in the mood to partake in any of your hobbies because of the headache? consider simply staring at the Make Headache Worse rectangle!
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There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)
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on your side hugging a second pillow with both arms is such a goated sleep position when youre emotionally nornal and getting a healthy amount of physical touch probably
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Tumblr has forever affected how I refer to my food. Macking cheese in the michael wave. My dinnar #mydinnar. Grilling absolute cheese. It goes on
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can I live my life or do I have to go away forever
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You look great who's the dude making peace signs
YOU GUYSSSS THIS CATS GOT A CAR

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My boyfriend likes to text me via Siri while driving
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bought grocery bags at the store along with my groceries and when i got to checkout i asked “can you tell i forgot all my bags?” just to make a little joke and the cashier went “you pulled a tammy!” and i was about to ask who the hell tammy is when i looked at her name tag and realized She was tammy.
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Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!
Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…
Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!
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