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rolling cookie dough I made a few days ago into balls so I can freeze them for later, and all I really want, what I want in my soul, is to conjure some human beings I can feed cookies to.
....my apartment has a severe shortage of people to feed cookies to.
#this week I have felt the lack of intimacy in my life very profoundly.#it turns out that getting more socialization and interacting with more people does not - as I had previously thought#simply exhaust you. if you keep interacting with people in the context of informal social gatherings#you build up an endurance and appetite for it! and then your stupid brain WANTS TO MEANINGFULLY CONNECT WITH THEM ON A DEEPER LEVEL#as though having chill acquaintances and coworkers is somehow not enough? as though you want to be Known???#what incredible bullshit is this????#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge#tw food
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some of you need to hate ai way more than you currently do
#i see so many tags like ‘this is ai :/ but its still cool!’ like how are you not absolutely filled with dread#how can you see what could be a beautiful image by an incredibly talented photographer-#realize it wasnt art created by a human and not immediately wanna kys#the very definition of art is HUMAN CREATION how the fuck can you stand shit with no meaning no talent no personality NOTHING#it gets fucking personal when the ai is of nature it makes me so fucking mad#mountains forests deserts oceans wildlife insects trees THERE IS SO MUCH OUT THERE AND SO MUCH YOU WILL NEVER SEE#AND BECAUSE OF THIS YOU DONT FUCKING QUESTION IF A PHOTO OF A WILD ANIMAL IS AI#YOU CANT SEE THE AI IN THE HANDS YOU CANT SEE IT IN THE ARCHITECTURE THERES NO HUMAN FLAWS TO POINT OUT#INSTEAD YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT ITS REAL BECAUSE WILDLIFE AND NATURE IS SO INCREDIBLE THAT IT DOESNT EVEN OCCUR TO YOU TO QUESTION IT#there are trees with trunks as big as houses!!!! we have only discovered 7% of the ocean!!!#nature is fucking insane and my favorite way to learn about it is through photography and i fucking HATE ai for taking that from me#GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE YOUR OWN PHOTOS OF WILDLIFE STOP FUCKING MAKING AI STOP REBLOGGING IT STOP STOP STOP#i did not make my entire college senior thesis a short film about birds of prey for you to make shitty bullshit ai images of an owl#kill yourself
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Tfw the worst guy you know makes a good point
Extra lil doodles of the girls <33 they have all my love ty for carrying tgaa
#the great ace attorney#ryuunosuke naruhodou#herlock sholmes#they bonded through the art of bullshitting. incredible#sholmes would be the guy who copies your math homework and still gets it wrong#2 divided by 0 is... undefined? no. that cant be right. it is very blantently another 0! tsk tsk what would mr naruhodou do without me
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If you’re doing requests maybe Jonathan reaction to Byler?? Supportive brother moment 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 you’re awesome and your art rules btw :)
this dude never gets a break. i wish upon him prozac and some fucking rest like he is NOT OKaY
credits to the original text post i could not find it
#also no u!!!! you are so so cool and your art is fucking incredible like????? damn dude#byler#stranger things#mike wheeler#st mike wheeler#mike wheeler stranger things#st mike#will byers#st will#stranger things fanart#byler fanart#Jonathan byers#love that guy#tired ass brother who has to deal with homoerotic bullshit#this is probably not what you meant but#i always think of Jonathan in s4 just like. standing their awkwardly while mike is lowkey flirting with will#like u probably meant something more wholesome im sorry jdjdn
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I'm just sayin. Rose knew exactly what the fuck she was doing when she guilted Jack into joining that dinner. She fucking knew what she was doing
#jack and joker#jack and joker u steal my heart#jack and joker the series#jack and joker series#rose likes the version of jack she invented in her head#she likes the jack that needs her to save him the way he saved her#she doesn't actually like jack#because if she did then instead of making that horrendously manipulative call#she would have cancelled her dinner secretly and let jack have dinner with his friends and family#she doesn't even have the excuse of not knowing because jack fucking told her#i am just so tired of rose#like cmon girl. i don't want your fake savior bullshit#that being said i think rose is a great character. i wish she was the representation of the class divide#instead of all of the incredibly on the nose classism commentary scenes#but that's all i'll say about that#because i am enjoying the show a whole bunch#but rose? yeah she can fuck off now. because seriously. what did jack do that ever made her think he liked her?#show up when he's called? like girl. you know damn well jack was the price paid for the necklace. he HAS to show up when you call#i need to stop rambling now
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I love how Cassandra heard the story of Hawke and her first thought was "yes, this leader of the most chaotic group of bisexual criminals the world has ever seen who would not hesitate to murder anybody to help one of their found family is the best person to run a massive scale religious military group"
Meanwhile, I'm convinced that Leliana knew where Hawke was hiding the whole time and just lied to Cassandra about it because she didn't want to deal with the absolute chaos Hawke would cause as inquisitor
#leliana#cassandra pentaghast#dragon age inquisition#dragon age 2#da2#hawke#I love hawke but man they would be a bad inquisitor#an incredibly fun inquisitor#but they would definitely sell out an entire country to protect their friends#i am back on my dragon age bullshit lets ho#yes i got back on tumblr just because of dragon age WHAT OF IT
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All Homophobic Navani jokes aside I do think she is really working on becoming more accepting of this kind of stuff and like it would be easy to say it’s because of the crab yuri or whatever but honestly I think she started rethinking things when, like, her husband asked her to teach him how to read and she had to get really cool about a lot of things really quickly
#luke.txt#like you don’t exactly undergo the process of teaching your life partner how to do something that will read as incredibly queer to everyone#in your society#without going hey maybe I should rethink my knee-jerk disgust at broken gender roles#like dalinar got over a bunch of internalized bullshit/NO FEMS on his grindr profile/what have you#through means of like. having his entire worldview spun on its head#what with the almighty being dead and his subsequent excommunication and the way he’s treated by the ardentia for marrying Navani#and like. having a mental breakdown where he would’ve done the healthy thing instead of relapsing if he could read#just a whole mess of factors that were just like. insane#but for Navani it was very sudden. She loves Dalinar. Dalinar wants to learn to read. She teaches him. She very quickly goes through#Unlearning Homophobia And Such so that she can support him better#if we are laboring under the assumption that dalinar is bisexual but Sanderson doesn’t know it#he’d probably put that in Oathbringer#and then Navani has another layer of Stuff To Get Real Chill About Real Quickly#ugh dalivani could be so good if it was good#pulpy drippy orange juice
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Catra being anxious and having panic attacks over the bad things she did is actually counter productive to any hypothetical scenario where she is self reflecting and/or receiving constructive criticism.
Her potentially having crippling anxiety over being an asshole in the past PREVENTS and/or DELAYS any changes she might potentially make.
Making this character spiral over moral dilemmas does not inherently mean she’s actively working to change her ways. Her being afraid of facing her badness does not make her good; it simply means she has anxieties toward constructive criticism/dialogue.
#in response to the dumb fuck fan comics I see about Catra having panic attacks over and over#yeah like. I get th sentiment. but really that’s not how that works#well. it DOES. but if the audience of the popular fanon POV of Catra’s character is supposed to be sympathetic#why make her a wet soggy cat (metaphorically)#why make her the sad pitiful one#if she’s making changes in her life and her behavior… wouldn’t that be… impowering ?#wouldn’t she feel happier?#she wouldn’t even need to be coddled by Adora (and company).#she’d accept the bad things she’s done and would apologize with no tears none of this wet cat bullshit attitude#actually… fuck it I’ll just write something where she does exactly that#mariposa rants#what I told you guys… that making a huge self pity party for yourself… after doing some shitty thing#is actually incredibly selfish … and silly….#(ex. bojack horseman. like. literally the entire show.)#eww mariposa ranting about bojack horseman#<<< (new tag cause I’m not down with this point)#basically. feel bad for a minute. then spend the next hour working on yourself. journaling. self therapy. actual therapy. meditate. pray.#whatever the fuck dude
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sometimes i get nishiki i really do
#snap chats#like from an outsider perspective it is utterly hilarious watching everything go wrong for him#BUT GIRL NOT ME STOP HAVING THIGNS GO WRONG FOR MEEEEEE WHAT IS ALL THIS#this month its actually one thing after another if i start wearing white everyone needs to be concerned#you guys remember my bullshit roommates yeah well TLDR im getting fined for their messes im going to SCREAM#I HATE IT HEERRRREEE I KNOW IM EVIL BUT CMON#literally had such a silly night last night and now everything sucks again is this life is this what life is#its not its not what life is im just hearing my mom bitching in the other room and im letting her vibes ruin mine#everything going to be ok this is just a hiccup .... a small pinprick in the tapestry of life ....#i am incredibly annoyed though cause this is one of those situations where youve done nothing wrong but youre being shot for it#its just unfair but whatever we ball ..... im putting the hair gel away guys im not slicking my hair back just yet ....#i got a new friend last night so maybe ill just hang with them later and ill remember life is beautiful ..#heh ... jk ... i can remind myself life is beautiful right now ... im gonna go eat some tiramisu ...#jesus christ i really do love italian food what the fuck. pasta / calamari / tiramisu#i dont think calamari is italian but i got it from an italian place w/e we get the picture#its not my fault that italy has good food ... i would just never go there .....#ok bye ima go eat and drink water now. water will remind me how beautiful life is ...
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i don’t think some people realize they are contributing to the delay (or impossibility) of tlsp 3 by doing stupid shit like spamming miles’ instagram with photos of alex.
#i know they’ve gone through a lot of shit and miles has had to deal with so much bullshit#being asked constantly about tlsp 3 and alex when he’s trying to promote his music#and then people do dumb shit like this and tag miles in all these memes of alex#like why?? for what??#what is miles supposed to do? tell alex? or ignore it and be annoyed? and then what#i know their friendship came before all the fame and the bullshit and it’s strong (at least I hope it is)#but I can’t help but think shit like this puts a strain on their friendship#people gotta get off their stools and take off the pointy hats#and stop doing dumb shit and just support miles and his incredible music#and keep the stupid stuff on fan pages and in fan spaces#THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
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y'all can all cancel me (again) for this, but if there's even a SHRED of 'who should I pick?' from Penelope in season 3, I am tuning out SO fast because like. . .sorry not sorry, there IS no choice. Debling is some crusty OC suitor she barely even knows and Colin is a man who she has been so supposedly in love with to the point where she'd ruin her entire family's reputation to have a potential love story with him. Penelope and Colin have background, years of knowing each other, intimacy that few people in the Ton can boast of having (letters, conversations about purpose, fights and arguments and makeups) and her and Debling have. . .a dance or two at a ball because he's a rebound for Penelope's broken heart. he means nothing. he has no nuance, he has no weight to the story, he is such an afterthought to me. either I wanna see Penelope going 'you know what? I don't even LIKE this dude. he's. . .fine, but I don't care about him even a shred as much as I care about Colin' or the INSTANT Colin's like 'you know what? we should get married' if it's not an immediate 'say less, you're already my husband, try returning me without the receipt, Debling whomst?' then I don't want it!
like. . .it's just so frustrating to see all the 'I hope Debling sweeps her off her feet and she rejects Colin's proposal and she makes him work for it and and and-' nonsense from the fandom and it's always tagged and no matter how many times I block it, it just keeps popping up. I go into the Polin tag for POLIN. I don't give a SHIT about a male love interest other than Colin. Not one. Not a shred. Not an iota.
and also. . .Debling has the 'benefit' of not having depth, or character traits, or HISTORY, so peeps can project onto him however they want, but I'm calling it now, there is NOTHING he could do or be that would make me like him more than Colin. Colin will always hit different, and I will always love him more. and if Pen's not on that same page? lol bye
you want me to believe Penelope and Colin are soulmates and it's romance for her to hem and haw about how difficult a decision it is for her to marry a stranger who knows barely anything about her. . .
when Marina was out here dropping banger lines like 'You were the only man with which I could see myself being happy' and 'I do not care about any of these men, where is Colin?'? like hello??? and she wasn't even fully in love with him!!!! but we'll demonize her until the cows come home in our fandom and make her the villain in Polin's love story for DARING to get in between Polin, yet Debling, a white man, is a darling dear perfect prince for getting in between Polin? existing in our fandom solely so Penelope can be like 'lol, Colin ain't shit, let me entertain any and everyone else'?
if that's the direction it goes then, ten toes down and on my mama, she doesn't deserve Colin and she can move because I'm on my way to court him my damn self
and that's that on that
#you know what? lol it's been a bit since i've posted a controversial opinion#tagging it#polin#sorry not sorry i ship polin. . .so i wanna see. . .polin. . .and i'm getting damn sick and tired#of all the bullshit pen/oc pen/other dude theories and stories in the polin tag#and i don't want polin to lose screentime over a frankly bleh male oc#you can't change my mind#if i don't see at least marina's 'you've seen him with the little bridgertons!' level of squee and 'i only want to talk to colin'#levels of devotion then i don't fucking WANT IT!!!!!#yeah definitely try out the marriage market#realize that NO ONE has a good time on the marriage market#try to get over him w/ whomstever#but then be like 'i don't even LIKE this dude where's colin i miss him' about it!!!!!#because otherwise i am not here#i am asleep#and i am courting colin in your place pen#i'm coming for your man#anti debling#if debling has 100 haters i am one of them if he has 10 haters i'm one of them if he has 1 hater i am the hater if he has 0 haters i'm dead#it's incredibly obvious that 'pebling' is half rooted in a revenge storyline fueled by anger at Colin and his complexity#and half a projection of wanting Penelope to have 'choices' because she is a representation and manifestation of the fans themselves#and so people think an OC that can be 'perfect' for them- whoops I mean Pen (because he doesn't have any real depth or interest)#he's a cardboard cutout we can throw whatever you want onto#so we can make him 'perfect' instead of the much more meaningful storyline of pen and colin both being messy and loving each other more#and part of it is bitterness over Polin not being insta-love#which. . .if it was i wouldn't like them as much as i do#anyways y'all ain't slick#and it's fucking WEIRD to be in a fandom that's like 'i ship this couple but i hope she gets with ANYONE else'#maybe you. . .don't ship the couple??#like. . .to the point of wanting her necklace to be from debling. . .and her wearing it everywhere??? WHAT??
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Regularly frustrated by the fact that most of my fixations aren't mainstream enough to have much in the way of official merch, but for the sake of both my sanity and my wallet, that's probably a good thing
#GG ironically is probably the biggest#but a lot of it (or at least the characters I like) is still either really old and hard to find or requires a shitton of import fees#got into a bit of a rabbit hole of videos abt what smash bros characters have figures/plushies#baffling to see that Little Mac hasn't really had much of anything at all since the 80's#and those were of dubious quality anyway...#ARMS basically never got anything in general#katamari was pretty much always niche Japanese stuff aside from like two things that got released with the reroll series#I think psychonauts got a little pool of stuff from fangamer but that's still mostly art iirc#frontier is the black sheep of digimon so there's like nothing for that either#I suppose bugsnax had a little despite being an indie game#shoutout to my big sister for buying me the Filbo doll as a christmas present#sly's got zilch aside from the really limited funko afaik#I suppose my main vice is pokemon#no shortage there#but my favorite pokemon is fucking trubbish so we're not on the level of pikachu here#(yes I own the sitting cutie trubbish and he's my special little boy)#hmm.#street fighter is a pretty big series isn't it?#somehow I haven't looked much into its merch#outside of trying to find the little standee figure they made for bosch#perhaps I will regret it#christ even my favorite disney movie is the one that never gets any merch of it#I'm not sure if I'm very lucky or incredibly unlucky#op back on her bullshit
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I’d be more convinced that the monologue from the end of “Tribe” was a throwaway line if it weren’t for the fact that we got the weeping maya tree right before Omega left Pabu, and if the batchers on Pabu weren’t left in the present day sequences with a group of force kids whose families need to be found and who will probably need somewhere safe to be once they are.
#the bad batch#so anyway#back on my bullshit#about the story being told in the bad batch just not being done yet#yes I think that once it is done being told that at least some of the batchers are going to be working with a branch of the Path#hell maybe Pabu is a path endpoint#maybe Havoc Outpost is connected to it too#Tribe is an incredibly overlooked episode#and I am still waiting for ‘and when they return the trees sing’#and ‘in time we may all find a new path’#which would be hilariously literal if they end up working with the path#or naming the path#let’s be real that’s what these guys would call it#‘It will be a path to safety for clones and force sensitives’#‘we’ll call it…the path’#exactly what you’d expect from a group of people who named their gonk droid ‘Gonky’#pleeeaaaaaase let this be a thing#listen I can’t imagine them decomposing under a tree for fifteen to twenty years
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i think human nature/family of blood is a really good two parter in how it manages to show how full of shit ten is 🫶
#look . i LOVE ten . esp whatevers going on w him in s3 he's horrible and i like that#but just !! martha :(#its so incredibly unfair to martha he doesnt unleash his wrath on the Family he chooses to hide instead and okay yeah fair#and sure u can say the tardis chose the setting and time period for them to hide in but like#did that not filter in to his calculations he went through all that turned himself human put his friendship with martha to the test in#the worst way possible. knowing she wouldn't let herself leave him even if he was Abhorrent towards her (and he was) because#of her duty to the universe and beyond and whatever . to blend in and keep the Family off their tails#and she's put in a demeaning position and degraded and even he doesn't seem to care much for her but she still hangs on#and then in the end its like its all for naught. all that pain and suffering martha went through being the only one w her wits about her#he had the capacity to deal w the threat the whole time he had the ability to dole out a horrible punishment he could definitely#have dealt with them a different way than that too .#and instead in his quest to be the bigger person he ends up putting martha through the horrors and then#does the same with the Family anyway ! i dont think he can ever tell her how harshly he dealt with them#surely this isnt an original thought im just thinking Way too much about blue moon by niki#he Does care more about being good than being good to her specifically !! and its so upsetting theyre so volatile i miss them#its more complicated than that sure but at the same time. it sort of isnt .#anyway martha jones my love my life u deserved at least a billion apologies alongside the thanks like god . whats wrong w him#oh and also he wants to move on without properly talking about it . act as if it never happened#like girl be fucking considerate for ONCE she just went through a personal hell for you !!! how insanely lonely she must of been#i dont believe martha ever let him just brush past it w no acknowledgement like yes i think she definitely didnt want to discuss the#accidental confession but i Do think she would sit him down to finally get him to Accept he cant just take her wherever in the past#if he's not ready to look out for her . its a vital conversation i think they need to have otherwise martha would just walk out there#not even love could make her stay through that its been established already she has the strength to try walk away#and also to try and but through his bullshit and demand answers . and here more than ever she deserves his acknowledgement and he Knows it
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god i love fanfic tropes. "ah yes the truth telling curse will only let you return to normal when you confess to your crush" says WHO. GOD?? THE AUTHOR?? BULLSHIT. MAKE THEM KISS ANYWAYS THOUGH
#same with time loops because my brother in christ what do you MEAN the universe was so fed up with your pining bullshit it put you in hell#it put you in a hellscape of a promethean nightmare until you made out sloppy style with the guy you like?? that's INSANE#like? how the fuck does it know your crush? why are those the rules? this is incredibly pedantic of me but i just think it's hilarious#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#writing#writers on tumblr
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You see this? This opening is gay erasure and I will not stand for it. Where's the sexual tension? The doppelganger imagery that cements Tatsuya and Jun as the best gay couple since Reinhard von Lohengramm and Siegfriend Kircheis? smh At least the original, superior, incredibly homosexual original opening still plays if you wait long enough on the title screen.
#persona 2#persona 2 innocent sin#tatsuya suou#jun kurosu#im on my media analysis bullshit#incredibly self-indulgent#seriously tho#jun is barely in this intro what the fuck#why is there so much heterosexuality in this it's weird#needs more yukino#Youtube
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