#what if i draw them as cowboys that would be cool i guess

[4525yaoi]

goofy aah cowboys

[keeps-ache]

ggghhg i hate vehiclessssssss ghghghhghhhhh [dies dies dies forever]

[fuckingsimpthatswho]

One Piece incorrect Quotes

part 2 because they are funny

Sanji: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Usopp: Uh, like what? Sanji: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Usopp: Uh, this is what I look like. Sanji:

Usopp: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Sanji: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Zoro: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Usopp: Okay, arms and hat. draws them Luffy: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Usopp: You can't just take Zoro's hat idea, Luffy! He thought it up all by himself like a good person! Come up with your own thing! Luffy: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Nami: Put Luffy on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Luffy: NO!! Usopp: Tricycle, done. draws it Brook, want anything? Nami, making finger guns: Pew pew. Usopp: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Brook. Brook, making finger guns: Pew pew. Usopp: You know what, okay. draws it But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

Brook: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Franky: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back… Robin: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Zoro: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Nami: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Sanji: Mental stability, my old friend! Brook: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Franky: From now on we will be using code names. Franky: You can address me as Eagle One. Franky: Chopper is “been there done that”. Franky: Robin is “currently doing that”. Franky: Brook is “it happened once in a dream”. Franky: Nami is “if I had to pick a gal”. Franky: And Usopp is.. Franky: Eagle Two Usopp: Oh thank god.

Luffy, watching Zoro and Sanji from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-

Usopp, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Nami: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Nami: Here you go. Usopp: Nami: Sanji: Why am I here?

Chopper: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Usopp: Usopp: I'm gonna tell them. Nami: Don't you dare.

Nami: We’re going to a candy store?! Usopp: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed. Chopper: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?! Usopp, sighing: No-

Chopper: How do I ask someone out? Nami: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two. Chopper: No! Usopp: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car. Chopper: Stop! Robin: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream. Chopper: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

Chopper: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Nami? Nami: Usopp, easily. Usopp, laughing: What the fuck, man. Nami: Well, Sanji would be too easy. They’d probably be into it. Sanji, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

Chopper: Today at 7 am, Robin poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Nami: I watched Robin brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. Usopp: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Franky: Know why I called you in here? Robin: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Franky: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?

Sanji: Stops making lunch an stand there confused

Franky: What are you in the mood for? Robin: World domination. Franky: That's a bit ambitious. Robin: You are my world. Franky: Aww… Robin: Franky: Robin: Franky: OH.

[nebulousmedic]

Hihi! Love your art! I'm quite curious though. If there a specific reason why you draw sniper the way you do? For instance you have more darker skin, is that perhaps to make him look Maori? Either way I freaking love the way you draw him! (sorry if this offends you any way)

I'm not Maori or even remotely dark skin (I hate the sun), I have nothing to be offended about lmao

About his skin color: I just imagine that he... Spends time in the sun, but I'm too lazy to draw the tan lines or I just think that they don't fit the drawing, so I leave them out unless I'm going for a more realistic style

His eyes: the most striking feature of his design, I think. Besides from me thinking that heterochromia is really cool, I find it would make quite a bit of sense, like why always hide your eyes (even indoors, god) from other people? it's my headcanon that he kind of got bullied for it on his childhood, and when he was gifted a pair of shades he not only found himself looking very cool, but he also found that people didn't really notice his condition, so he just decided that he'd wear them pretty much all the time. He uses his shades to hide that he's high as well but, yknow

Facial hair: not much to see here, really. giving him a couple longer hairs on his upper lip and chin just kinda makes him look more rugged and feral

Hair: Come on, how could I not give him a mullet? in the game and the comics he already has a sort of.... mullet-y thing going on, so I just like to make it way longer, it makes him appear even more rugged and feral in my opinion. I will usually vary the length depending on what I feel like drawing, no particular reason for that specifically

Clothing: I want to make him look like a cowboy most of the time, but his comfortable and very casual attire is more dad-esque, I think? I want all the outdoor vibes, honestly. The hat and the shades are always a must, but you may notice that I tend to depict him with a fang pendant, I just headcanon that it's a trophy he kept from a particularly arduous hunt

As for his body, I like to make him sort of... Sharp-looking? To make him stand out from the other mercs a little more. He's tall, and a little gangly, but not skinny, he has muscle and a little fat on him. I also like to make him the hairiest out of all the mercs, because he deserves it

Color palette: I really like giving him a very warm and cozy sort of color palette, it just kinda fits with his vibe, I guess? certainly fits with the "cowboy" theme that he has going on

I want to note that my style for him specifically is inconsistent at times because I just cannot make up my mind on how to draw his facial features, but the one thing that I do keep is his nose and his ears, long and sort of triangular

Overall I think I just kinda took the canon Sniper and exaggerated him even more? Cowboy-ified him, maybe? Anyway, yeah, that's it that's why I draw him the way I do

I have changed how I draw some of the mercs since I made this but these are my pseudo references for them, if you're curious.

[ruthytwoshakes]

HELLO GUESS WHO MADE ART OF THE SILLIES AGAIN????? i love them so much they’ve infested my brain,,,, I love women, ,,!!!! I’ve been making some sketches over the last couple of week,, some that will be turned into big epic drawings over the next couple of months hehehheh.

thank you @friendlyengie for your epic characters they bring me joy,, 👍👍👍👍👍

YAYYYYYY !!! OLD PEOPLE !! This one has been sitting in the drafts for a little while,, hhhh. I like to think that the medics have entirely grey hair and just,,, dye it. Uh oh It’s the last hair dye box in all of New Mexico ,, they’re having a cowboy standoff thing or whatever you call it

cringe fail loser sapphic at it again. ,,,,, , she horrible o love her ,

woah,, tnnahts a lot of woman. ,,and pupy!!!. Got a little bit obsessed with the acne on Quinn. I have pretty bad acne myself and most people don’t really add it to their characters and stuff,, makes me feel a little sad and ugly. So thank you very much for that!! It makes,me happy 👍👍👍👍👍

when I first saw spy,, I was like. Oh yeah. That’s,, the,,, the, . She friends with orginal spy I think,, . That would be a little silly ,,I think. So that’s my little itty bitty headcannon. They hate each other too but in silly bestie way. B))

Went a little crazy with the weird gay thing,, just a little bit,,,,, just a. Yeah.

WEIRD GAY THING AGAIN ?????!!!! NO Way bro…,, This is a sketch I plan to turn into a finished drawing!! Also I’m so proud of myself the perspective looks very epic B)) Also I think Quinn is the type to sleep without a shirt on but I don’t know if tumblr would like that if I drewed that so she gets shitty tank top instead. They are having sleepover in demos room if you can’t tell

also that fucking bongu post keeps on coming into my brain at the worst possible times ,, like I’ll be having a really serious conversation and the fucking bongu appears and I fucking lose it

FINAL SKETCH!!! This is a very rough sketch of a very epic and cool drawing I plan to finish. If anybody has any suggestions I’d love to hear it!, I am struggling with what to shove into the background. Also fuck yeah the golden spiral babey,, putting those 9th grade art class skills into use B))

This’ll be probably the most intricate art piece I’ve ever made,, wish me luck. I think I managed to fit all 18 mercs in there! Hopefully! I’ll double check later lol.

(Drawings of the mercs by friendlyengie). Me when the women 👁👁

that’s the end of all the drawings!! Thanks very much for looking at them hhh,,,, I did not spend 16 hours on this, you spent 16 hours on this

go follow friendlyengie they make some sick ass drawings,, good food right there babey B)). I hope I was able to kinda characterize them correctly!! I’m not very good at that yet,, but I’m getting better I think!!

Now off to visit your mother. (Study and plan for spring term and clean my room)

[hazelnut-u-out]

Hi, I actually finished a Birdrick fic I've been trying to polish for forever.

I actually didn't get around to fixing it up as much as I'd like to, but oh well. I might come back around to it, but I like the concept enough to just put it out as-is.

Mostly just a revenge era ficlet taking place after a battle similar to Blood Ridge. I really wanted to explore something about Rick fucking with timelines, soooo... this is that, but specifically dealing with Birdrick. (I think I western-coded it so... expect cowboy vibes.)

Ao3 Link!

(full text below cut, too :3)

'The Opposite of a Video-Game-Style Place-Saving Device'

2,445 words

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It was a cool night, high on the end of a blistering russet day. Rick flinched, pulling his vest closed and up to his chin as he flexed the limp fingers of his right hand. The evening air had a bit of a bite to it. 

Rick squinted, blinking as he looked off into the distance where a shattered flag pole stood triumphantly against the desert sky. Shakily, the scientist shuffled along the abandoned town strip, searching for anywhere a good booze find might seem promising. He felt an odd sense of tiredness brush along his bones, much like dusk swept the hazy landscape that surrounded him. 

‘Ah,’ Rick said quietly. He could see the end of the strip from where he stood. The last building was a bit difficult to make out, and Rick definitely didn’t recognize the alien language displayed on the flashing neon sign. 

Rick rubbed his chin, weighing the odds. A neon sign had to indicate the presence of alcohol, at the very least. Nodding to himself, he made up his mind and stalked in the building’s direction. 

Rick’s nimble legs stretched out in long, careful strides as he neared the front steps. Up close, he would’ve guessed the place was a liquor store– or some alien equivalent. The low, yellow light seeping into the night from the windows revealed dimly lit rows of shelves decorated with bottles of various shapes, sizes, and colors. Rick was sure the thick scent of yeast in the air was simply the result of conditioning. He had yet to encounter alien booze with a similar enough fermentation base to produce the same scent, yet he often smelled it on the air when he felt numb.

Pushing open the door, Rick tried to remember what the point of all of this was. 

He often felt stuck. Stagnant. 

When Rick encountered other people, he was aware of the aura that surrounded them all.

The funny thing about stuff like that is that you don’t notice it’s there when you’re surrounded by it. 

When you’re swimming in it yourself. 

Other people just had this thing about them– this feeling that they were going to change. 

Rick could look at Birdperson and just know he wasn’t going to be like this forever. Eventually, he’d accomplish something. He’d slow down. One day, his partner would look him in the eye and Rick would just be able to see the difference in him. There would be a glimmer of wisdom or maturity– or something that wasn’t there before. 

Rick felt… stuck. 

He’d left the loop he’d created just to get stuck in his shitty, pointless, pining 30’s for God-knows-how-many decades. 

Rick shook off the remnants of his thoughts, taking in the interior of the shop. 

Rows of shelves created a small maze that wove its way around the front of the establishment. A counter sat, unattended and obviously meant to be occupied by a species far larger than human, to his right. He took a few steps forward, letting the heavy door swing closed with an unimpressive ‘thud’. 

There was a shuffling behind the counter. Rick froze, darting his eyes to the right, his hand hovering over the laser gun at his hip. 

An ear-shattering silence settled over the scene as Rick inched closer to the counter, bending his knees and drawing his weapon. He sucked a hiss of air through his teeth. 

‘I just want–’ Rick jumped, turning to press himself flat against the front wall as a bottle flew across the counter, shattering into a splintered mess against one of the shelves. 

Birdperson stood behind the counter in a frantic stance. His eyes were wide with panic, his plume ruffled with fright, and his broad arm extended from his pitch. 

‘Jesus Christ, Pers!’ Rick called, shoving his gun back into its holster and running his hands through his hair. Bending forward and placing his hands on his knees, he panted, ‘You scared the shit outta me! I-I could’ve shot you! I would’ve shot you!’ 

‘How do you think I feel?’ Birdperson replied, throwing a dramatic, exasperated gesture at his own chest. 

Rick rolled his eyes, laughing. His friend made an effort to seem annoyed– standing up a bit straighter and smoothing the feathers along the tops of his wings– but Rick didn’t miss the humored smile that crept along Birdperson’s cheeks. 

‘What’re you doing in here?’ Rick asked. 

Birdperson gave him a glance-over before gesturing to the shelves surrounding them. ‘Great minds think alike, as you humans say.’ 

Rick patted his knees in thought before turning to peruse the aisles. ‘Wanna help me pick something out?’ he said, twitching the fingers of his left hand in a gesture for Pers to follow. 

Birdperson nodded, stepping out from behind the counter and following at Rick’s right. 

They walked for a few moments in silence, Rick occasionally gesturing out at random bottles that looked alluring as Birdperson shook his head gingerly at each. 

Rick reached out and grasped the swan-like neck of a bottle of thick, green liquid. He turned the bottle up to the light, noticing a photo of what seemed to be some sort of fruit amidst the sea of incomprehensible symbols. A blinking blue box appeared in his vision next to the image, which read:

EDIBLE; HUMAN-SAFE

MILD, USUALLY PLEASANT PSYCHOACTIVE EFFECTS

‘Let’s just try this one,’ Rick suggested, turning and shaking the bottle gently in front of BP’s face. 

‘Hmm,’ his companion shrugged. ‘Alright, but we need music.’ 

‘Aye, aye,’ Rick murmured, stuffing a hand into his pocket and pulling out a flat, round device roughly the size of a coin. Setting it on his palm, he flicked the device up, where a small cord shot from its center, tethering it to the ceiling. ‘I think I’ve only got our stuff on this one.’ 

Rick’s sad, whiny vocals reverberated softly around the room, accompanied by a slow undercurrent of light bass. 

Rick handed BP the bottle while he shrugged off his coat, folding it over his arm. The two stalked back to the counter where Rick sat his coat and threw himself clumsily on top with his feet dangling off the edge, facing his friend. Birdperson popped the cap from the bottle with a small hiss of air, and handed it to Rick. 

‘Why do I always have to open the bottles?’ Birdperson moaned, cocking his head to the side to watch Rick sniff the lip of the bottle. ‘Not that I mind, but it would be nice to be asked.’ 

Rick shrugged, surprised by the sweetness of the scent. He took a sip, cringing at the acidity, but decided it was overall pleasant. His vision was already slightly fuzzy and his head felt a bit lighter. This stuff was stout. 

‘You’re the strong one,’ Rick replied, taking a second sip and holding the bottle out for Birdperson. 

Their fingers brushed as BP grasped the neck of the bottle. ‘So?’ Birdperson brought the bottle up to his lips, taking a slow gulp before shaking his head in disgust. ‘Blegh. I hate that fruity shit you like.’ 

Rick scoffed as his friend took another drink before passing it back. ‘Okay, Mister ‘I love wine.’’ Rick emphasized the phrase with air quotes after sitting the bottle on the counter. ‘Everyone knows the strong one opens the bottles.’ 

Birdperson laughed, his cheeks flushing with what Rick assumed were the effects of the beverage. ‘The principle is that you are capable of opening them.’ 

‘No, I’m helpless,’ Rick whined sarcastically, fake pouting. He was suddenly aware of how golden Birdperson’s plume appeared in the light. ‘And you have pretty feathers.’

‘My poor human,’ Birdperson murmured, grinning a little too-wide for Rick to take him seriously. 

‘My big, strong bird,’ Rick cooed dramatically, batting his eyelashes. 

Birdperson let out a barking laugh, Rick giggling alongside him. After a long moment, Birdperson looked up, putting his hands in the air as if he could feel the song. 

‘You know,’ Birdperson said. ‘I feel like I have lived this moment before.’ 

Rick’s throat went dry, his eyes darting to his coat. 

‘Why’s that?’ He asked, trying not to panic– or even worse: forget why he was panicking altogether. 

‘I do not know.’ Birdperson shrugged, turning to face Rick. ‘This feeling I have been getting lately…’ His companion’s expression tightened, like he was trying to explain something that he didn’t understand. ‘It almost feels like losing my mind, Rick. I feel like I cannot place memories, or like some memories are… out of place.’ He waved his hands in the air, his wings twitching slightly as he met Rick’s eyes. ‘I don’t remember making this song with you, but I must have.’ 

Rick’s gut felt hollow. He plastered on a fake smile, sweat beading at his temples and his heart thudding in his ears. ‘Sounds like you’re pretty fucked up on this shit.’

Birdperson laughed, his expression softening. ‘Yes.’ He placed a clawed hand on his forehead. 

Rick felt himself relax. He let out a breath he didn’t even know he’d been holding. 

Rick watched Birdperson sway for a few minutes– or hours, he couldn’t really tell. He liked the way the different colors of the bottles warped around his body as he moved to the beat of the music. 

‘C’mere,’ Rick said after a while, beckoning for BP to come stand in front of him. 

‘What?’ Birdperson asked, stumbling over and standing between Rick’s knees, leaning in close and bracing his palms on the edge of the counter for stability. 

Rick could smell the honey-like scent of his sweat. 

The scientist reached up, picking a stray feather from his friend’s sticky cheek. ‘Feather,’ he said matter-of-factly. Placing it carefully on the tip of his finger, he held it in front of BP’s mouth. ‘Make a wish.’ 

Birdperson’s eyes flicked up to meet his own, then glanced down. 

Rick felt his semi-mechanical heart cleave itself to life beneath his ribs. It was like Birdperson’s small gasps bit at his own heated cheeks. 

Birdperson licked his lips, sighing deeply. ‘Rick, I–’ 

‘Don’t,’ Rick said, something hot and heavy tightening in his throat. He’d meant to cut his partner off harshly, but his notion came out meek and broken– his voice wavering and pained. 

‘Don’t what?’ Birdperson responded, his hand moving to rest on Rick’s lower back. His feathered brow furrowed in concern, his chapped lips pulling into a tight line. The feather fluttered to the ground with the movement, and Rick placed a shaky hand on his companion’s shoulder.

‘Just… Please don’t say anything you don’t mean, man… Not again.’ Rick reached for the bottle, bringing it back up to his lips and darting his eyes around the room in an attempt to subvert Birdperson’s contemplative gaze. 

‘Again? Rick, I can assure you that I never say things that I do not mean,’ Birdperson said, cocking his head inquisitively. 

It was usually times like this when Rick appreciated his over-familiarity with the man next to him. Far too often, others failed to recognize the tone of his companion’s statements. Rick, however, understood that BP was prompting him to explain. 

That, however, irked him– and he felt frustration bloom in his gut. He tightened his grip on the bottle, no longer drinking, but instead tapping it harshly against his lips as he mentally fumbled for the words to describe what he was sure his best friend already knew. Finally, he decided it wasn’t worth articulating. He could feel his throat beginning to close at just the thought of acknowledging it out loud. 

The bottle clinked on the surface of the counter as he spoke. ‘Well, ya could’ve fooled me.’ 

‘I…’ Birdperson leaned back, waving one hand in the air as if beckoning for words that wouldn’t seem to come to him. ‘I do not understand.’ 

Rick rolled his eyes, scoffing. ‘Do you just get off on this or something?’ 

‘Rick, please,’ Birdperson said through his teeth, obviously frustrated. ‘On what?’ 

Rick briefly thought about another life or dimension or timeline where the two would’ve simply made a joke about what it really meant to ‘get off’ on something. If only his blood wasn’t boiling beneath his skin. 

‘This, man!’ Rick shouted, throwing his hands in the air. Both of the men flinched and he quickly lowered his voice. ‘This. You love the fact that you’re all that I have. Fuck, dude. You–You’re all I–I…’ Rick took in a shaky breath, pressing his hands against his eyes. ‘This happens every time,’ he whispered meekly.

‘Are you talking about… her?’ 

Rick swallowed a dagger as his friend reached up and wiped his tears away with his thumb. He didn’t answer. 

‘Rick… I am not like her. We are not like you two were.’

Rick laughed a bitter laugh, wiping his tears and scowling at Birdperson with blurry eyes. ‘What were you going to say, then? That you love me?’ 

‘Of course I love you, Rick.’ Birdperson reached out to touch his face once again, but Rick shrunk away. 

‘Stop,’ Rick whispered. ‘Don’t… Please…’ 

‘You are my best friend. I love you,’ Birdperson said, that frustration nipping at the edges of his tone once more. ‘You can tell me anything.’ 

‘Not this,’ Rick shook his head, reaching for his jacket. ‘Not… this…’ 

God, how Rick wanted to collapse in on himself. He suddenly wished the counter was a massive beast so that he could be swallowed up whole in his idiotic, love-drunk stupor. 

Trembling, he slipped the device out of the pocket of his jacket. It fit snugly in his palm, and he felt it warm his fingers to the bone. 

‘You can,’ his companion insisted. ‘I promise.’ 

Rick looked back up to Birdperson, mustering up a weak smile. ‘Can I have a hug?’ 

More tears stung in his eyes, and he leaned into Birdperson’s touch as stalwart arms and wings wove their way around him. He let out a quiet sob, nuzzling into soft feathers. 

‘I’m sorry,’ Rick choked out, shifting the device in his palm and pressing a small button at its base. He gripped his friend tighter, breathing his scent in deeply. 

A piercing blue light engulfed them both. 

Rick blinked from his position on the counter, disoriented. Birdperson stood a few feet away from him, still dancing, stray feather on his cheek.

‘I’m calling it a night,’ Rick said sharply, grabbing his jacket and heading for the door.  He clenched his jaw, biting back tears.

‘Whatever,’ BP called out, unbothered. 

Rick pulled back his sleeve, glancing down at the notification flashing on his watch screen. 

–TIMELINE MERGE SUCCESSFUL–

RICK: ELIMINATED

SPECIMEN STATUS: MERGED – ‘BIRDPERSON’

STABILITY: SATISFACTORY

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[mdverse]

md's fun silly little top 10(ish) arts of the 2023!*

*pretend there's a fun cute doodled banner here (i was going to make one earlier and then i forgor)

doing a lil recap of my top 10 15 (it was supposed to be 10 and i could not narrow it down oops) best(? this is subjective as fuck i guess it's more like my personal faves) drawings of the year! *the crowd cheers* (it’s me I’m the crowd)

15: paradise by the dashboard light! i hate to rank her so low bc i spent ages on her but it seems i don't love the result that much anymore so :/ a for effort for me tho this was ambitious

14: cheer girl loml <33 not my best art technically by far but i went way out of my comfort zone for the background and the art style (for no good reason really) (i just wanted to do a comic book thing bc superhero vibes or whatever) (it did not come out the way i was hoping it would bc i think i got too frustrated) and we simply must acknowledge that. atog did things to me that i cannot explain

13: barbie meme brittana! not my best britt but truly sooo fun to work on. there's nothing quite like finding a fun rendering process and then never using it again (i don't even remember how i coloured this but i like it)

12: cowboy barbie brittana <3 they look good, they're about to kiss, cute outfits, pretty sunset, probably went overboard with the rim lighting, what's not to love? a banger, i think

11: i say a little prayer! i think the background is. questionable at best. but this is still really fun! i think i got possessed when i got to the uniforms bc goddamn they look good

10: klaine?? on this blog???? almost unheard of lmao i truly did not think i would like this one as much as i did. i'd consider ranking it higher if i wasn't constantly Unwell over brittana but again, i'm biased, and no one here should be surprised about that

9: pre-wedding kiss my beloved! with how insane i've been over this kiss it could perhaps be higher. i am gnawing on my desk as we speak i'm not even sitting at a desk rn

8: rutherchang x black swan!! ohhh u guys i don't talk about this one enough i think it's so pretty i don't even remember how i did the colours for it but rhgfdkngd?? love her, love pushing the glee x bts agenda, if any of u gifmakers are interested in making a mike chang x black swan lyric gifset i will love u forever

7: colour wheel challenge! busted my whole tiddies and ass for this one fellas. labour of love etc etc i think staring at the bright colours for so long made my eyesight worse and i'm ok with that

6: mistletoe brittana <33 easily the best instalment of this series by a long shot! recency bias (and also just. regular bias) made me rank her much higher originally but technically she is not the most intricate piece so she must sit down here

5: prom queen kurt! dare i say a girlslay on my behalf? i think i dare. every time i see it i think i should do more glosters (glee posters) and then i don't. i could tho they would be really cool (source: dude trust me)

4: churro kiss redraw!!! genuinely Not Sane over this! never have been, never will be! redraws are like crack to me and so is this kiss

3: furtana!! i neglected them for far too long this year but if neglecting them results in art like this i may have to do it again

2: heart kiss <3 if we're being really honest and vulnerable in the chat tonight i think this is technically my best of the brittana kiss screencap redraw things i've done this year? which i did not see coming but i guess practice means refining the process etc etc so. it makes sense ig. mwah to them <3

1: black or white gcv animation <3 it's not what i would call my best drawing (bc it's, yknow, not just one drawing) but it is what i would call the product of a very obsessive thought and some frantic art sessions. objectively it's the coolest thing i've done this year so it deserves the top spot. i'm proud of it i hope to glanimate more next year. also this isn't art but it's a relevant post that i still stand by months later

[weridpersonhelp]

Red Phone [7]

Previus - Next?

master list!

warning: slightly scary, first-time horror writer, stalking, confusion, gramma and spell mistakes, screaming, getting up a horrible hour of night, neurodivergent reader, slow burnish? , x reader, children, puppets, curse langue, music, be ready for cringe!

Ring-ring- ring- “Hello?”

“Hey is this Y/n?” Wally asks, I couldn’t help but chuckle at this guy’s stutter.

“The one and only,”

“Hello! Um, how was your day?”

“Good what about yours?”

“It was also good, though I didn’t do much I went to the store to get some more apples. Howdy had a sale, but he limited what I could buy.

“Oh, and why’s that?” “I may or may not like apples a little too much?” I raise an eyebrow at this but end up chuckling instead.

“Wait how many did you buy?” Wally was quite for a minute, leaving me suspect more than the usual.

“20.”

“You bought 20 apples?”

“Yes,”

“Are you going to make something with them?” I ask pushing myself on the bench now, I didn’t want my feet getting hurt. I was very curious of why he would by so many apples, that would last my family a while even made apples pie every day.

“No, I don’t really eat them.”

“Then why did you buy so many?”

“I like to just stare at them? I know it’s weird, but there just so shiny. They look very pretty; the red ones are my favourite honestly. But the green one’s are still alright, their also fun to draw and paint.”

“How long have you had this obsession with apples for?”

“Ever since I could remember? I know it’s weird but-“

…

“I know it’s weird but-“wally was cut off by the girls chuckles, he was currently in his Pj’s in his special red chair next to this phone. It was the only one that he could call her on, it was late at night for him so he had to remember to remain quite. But he was worried that she would consider his obsession with Apples weird.

“No, I don’t think it’s that weird, people can have things like that. I know I hyper fixate on Lego’s or movies!”

“What type of movies do you like?”

“I’m a sucker for romance and Comedy! But I do love a good horror!” Wally chuckles and pushes back his hair a little.

“those are complete different genre’s! how do you even watch a horror?”  y/n gasps dramatically at him.

“Horrors are good! You need to give them a try okay! they’re not that bad.” She defends herself, Wally chuckles at how defensive she was over her precious movie genre.

“What’s your favourite then? Mr I’m too good for Horror’s”

“Hey now! I never said I was too good for them!”

“Oh? Then what’s so bad with them?”

“I never said they where bad, I just said how do you watch them! Their so creepy! My favourite genre is action and western! Though I also love myself a romance movie.”

“Ooh so your scared of them, are you? That it. And you’re a cowboy’s kind of guy huh?”

“Always have been, isn’t it cool how they ride their horses off into the sunset? With their true love.”

“Mmm, I guess, I never really watch many cowboy movies.”

“My favourite would have to be big jack! It’s good you should watch it sometime!” Wally suggests.

“Hmmm I’ve never heard of that movie before, I’ll have to watch it.” Just at the suggestion of her watching his favourite movie, just because he said it was his favourite movie. He kicks his feet a little out of excitement, what was going on with him? He never acts this way. Julie and Frank sometimes act this way! But not him! he was always to cool one! The calm, collected, charmer of the group!

“You’ll like it I promise!”

“I hope so, anyways. You never told me how old you where, or what you wanted to ask my- I mean Harrison and Maggie.” Wally eyes widen, what the heck was he meant to tell her? He was in puppet years 20, but in human years? Who knew! Hell, he didn’t even know what decade it was over their he could be 30! No maybe even 100! And what would he say about the question as well?

‘Oh yes! I just wanted to know if he we could complete the spell? To make us alive so we could continue the show! And why they were trapped in this world? Before all of this, they where in this world, but then Harrison completed a spell. One that made them come to life there was more to the story, but how the heck was he just going to info dump you like that? How could he?

He might scare you away, and he loves talking to you so far! Love it a strong but it truly it what he think this feeling was. a love of a friend? He wanted to get to know you more before he would say anything. Hell maybe even some how, some way bring you into his world? He didn’t know how it would work or how but it was something in his imagination.

“Wally you there?”

“Oh yes! Sorry I just dropped the phone HAHA! Um I’m 20, how old are you?”

“18 turning 19 soon”.

“Oh, when’s your birthday?” Wally asks, he was very glad you forgot the other question or had moved on from it.

“(date and  month of birth) 1996! What about yours?”

… Wally didn’t have a birthday. Well, the year of his birth doesn’t count, but what would his birthday be?

“Oh I don’t really celebrate my birthday-““WHAT! YOU DON’T CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY?!” Wally pulls the phone away from his face as she shouts into the phone.  

“No?” what he said was meant to be a statement, but really sounded like a question.

“I mean do what you want to do, but have you ever celebrated your birthday? Like in your life?” She asks more calmly, Wally pauses thinking back, they didn’t real do Birthdays here, no one had one. They Did Christmas, Halloween and easter! Heck even Saint Patrick’s Day. But never birthdays.

“No?” he whispers into the phone, it stayed quiet. The house was quiet, Home was asleep. So, Wally did not want to wake her up. Otherwise, he would have been sent to bed.

“Dam, Is it your religion?”

“What? Oh no! I just never have? Hehe sorry if that’s a little weird-“ “No it’s not weird! I just, well it just surprised me sorry.”

“Why are you apologising? you did nothing wrong.” Wally tries to comfort her. He honestly had no idea what he was doing though.

“I don’t know>” silence filled the call again. The air filled with so much tension you could cut it like a birthday cake. They both wanted to say something but what?  Wally wants to say something, but what? He didn’t have much he could talk about with her; I mean it was different from talking with the neighbours.

“So, your 20 and own a house?”

“Oh! Yes, it’s small but nice a house. It has a decent yard.”

“that’s nice, I’m surprised you where able to get a house in this economy!”

“well I inherited it, from a great grandma?” Wally was lying, he knew it was never good to lie. But a little white lie wouldn’t do too much harm do?

“did you know her?”

Son of a-

“No, not really! But I kept the house the same. Nothing really changed haha!” He says he hears the girl chuckle a little, but then a small yawn escapes her lips.

“sorry, I’m just a little tired.”

“no it’s no problem. You should probably head to bed, you got plans tomorrow?”

“mum’s making me go shopping with my baby brother, so I’m most likely Going to be warn out. But I’ll tell you if anything interesting happens?” Wally smile grew, she was the one who wanted to call again. And he was very happy she was enjoying it so much she wanted to call again, maybe a little too happy?

“sure, would you like me to call you earlier?”

“I don’t mind, thanks for the chat it was really nice.”

“Same, you’re quite the interesting person Y/n.” he loved hearing her giggle into the phone, and how she yawned again into the phone. UGH!

“Okay then, good night, Wally~” her tired voice sang.

“Night Y/n, sleep well”. When she hangs up, wally instaintly stands up and runs around happily jumping around. Getting all of his excitement out, that was until home woke up thanks to the noises he was making and caught him with the curtains.

“CREEEK!!!”

“sorry home, I just got excited! I’ll be quieter! Sorry home"

Tag: @quittingfortgebetter @egg1sblog @ice-cream-writes-stuff @thealreadyunsteadyteddynewpaper @narucore

[get-more-bald]

(no pressure on this lol)

from the develop your oc thing, ask 6 for Terry!

also for the reanimation station killjoys (whichever u want): 16?

hi!! this took me a bit ling because I just had to badly draw the outfits

6. who terry will always take advice from? uhhhhh..... well, he doesn't really have close friends, his parents don't even know he's a vampire, he hates all the other vampires and he distrusts most humans. and he's the kind of guy who trusts his own decisions the most (it is not good). if I had to guess I'd say that it's fin, since they're closest.

he'd never take advice from other vampires he knows. they're old, rich and suspicious and they strongly dislike werewolves, which terry thinks is absolute bullshit. he WOULD take advice from a human but it'd have to be some damn good advice.

16. which outfits would they were if the had no money limits? (as far as I remember sorry)

I drew this one badly.

heyahearya would be a very shiny and glittery shirtless cowboy in a white jacket. the bonus for him would be the double mastectomy and phalloplasty. hell yeah bro

bloody mary would have a full plate armor. their helmet WOULD have cool flames painted on it and her cape WOULD also have cool flames sewn into it. hell yeah girl

thrill killer would wear what comes up on the internet when you search "sexy red gown". they'd also have nicer hair care! hell yeah

mr girl would uhhhh. wear secondhand clothing. and yoga pants. and basically whatever they wear in-universe! they're comfortable as it is. hell yeah them

[jessicas-pi]

Problem Children AU incorrect quotes

Jadan, throwing his head into Esme's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Esme, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty annoying, that's what you are. --- Asajj: If you want my advice- Esme: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times. Asajj: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me. Quinlan: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder. --- *Esme is talking about her past* Esme: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow. Ahsoka: Esme, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years! Jadan: Oh, I'm sure it gets better! Esme: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worse.

--- Cody: Something tells me Jadan's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Jadan, holding a lit match and a bag of space cheetos: Leave me be, Obi-Wan isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral. --- Obi-Wan to Jadan: First rule of battle, Padawan... don’t ever let them know where you are. Anakin, shouting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Obi-Wan: Of course, there are other schools of thought. --- Anakin: Alright Ahsoka, Jadan. Let's go over this one more time. Anakin: If something breaks? Jadan: We try to fix it before Padme gets home. Anakin: If it doesn't work? Ahsoka: We blame Lux. Lux: Seriously guys, what the heck?! --- Esme: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Jadan: I saw you. Esme: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Merrin in a tooka costume. --- Esme, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Ahsoka: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Esme: Ohhhh- Jadan: Both of you get out of this kitchen. --- Ahsoka: Wait, hold up, why do you draw yourself like that? Esme: Uh, like what? Ahsoka: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Esme: Uh, this is what I look like. Ahsoka: Esme: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Ahsoka: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Jadan: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Esme: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them* Lux: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Esme: You can't just take Jadan's hat idea, Lux! He thought it up all by himself like a good boy! Come up with your own thing! Lux: But I wanna look cool! Ahsoka: Put him on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Lux: Do not do that! Esme: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Boba, want anything? Boba, making finger guns: Pew pew. Esme: You're not allowed to have weapons right now. Boba, making finger guns: Pew pew. Esme: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting. --- Jadan: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Esme: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear complaints.

[choppersbongreviews]

One Piece Chapter 1100 Thoughts!

I wanted to start making things that aren't shitposts (and I don't have anyone to talk about them with) so I'm gonna start posting my thoughts and what I like about the new chapter each week! Obviously, chapter 1100 spoilers below...

I don't think I'll ever get over how damn silly Vegapunk looks before he sets up his brain antenna. I giggle every time i see him, it's so goofy. Also, Kuma's bounty here being about the same as Luffy's when they fatefully meet is interesting to me. I love how bounties in OP don't care about powerscaling. And Kizaru needs to lose the fedora. He looks greasy.

Chapter after chapter Kuma is only becoming more likeable to me. Like obviously he would only care about Bonney being cured, but seeing it is still very moving.

Man, Saint Saturn better have a serious ass-kicking coming his way. As good as this flashback is, I can't wait to get back to the present to see what happens (and to probably get emotionally devastated considering Kuma's current day actions).

Lmao get fucked Senomaru.

Seeing these five enjoying their time together while Kuma and Bonney go through their treatments is super interesting to me. We've already seen Sentomaru siding with Vegapunk against the WG and this helps us see why. Now I'm wondering if Kizaru will have a change of heart... idk!

👀 Kizaru, you better hope the bosses don't see this.

Damn you Oda.

Its cool to see everyone's reaction to Kuma becoming a Warlord, but I'm just thinking of how much I miss the cowboy hat...

Wait...

HIS FLAG IS HER DRAWING????? COME ON! 😭

I would've never guessed that we'd end up here this chapter ngl. I can't wait to see what Kuma does at Foosha Village. Does he know about Luffy eating the Nika fruit? Is it a coincidence? I guess we'll find out in next week's chapter!

[liamgallaghermpreg]

tell me what kind of mom dean would be ie wine mom, pta mom, soccer mom, mom jeans mom, cool mom, you get the drift 🤔(any and all elaboration/additions welcome!!)

GREAT question maggie!!!!! i think dean bullies mommy bloggers in the comment sections and on local facebook groups

he is definitely a soccer mom, i think he was showing some of those tendencies during his stint with ben and lisa; dean loves doing mundane things and this does include driving his kids to and from soccer practice

(and lbr he probably? is the parent yelling at the opposing team/the ref from the sidelines. rip, sam please control ur dog)

NOT a mom jeans mom, in fact i think he resists getting maternity clothes till the last possible minute (though once he gets maternity yoga pants, have fun getting him out of them. see angie's drawing).

he fucking wishes he's a cool mom. but he is a total dork. and he probably makes his kids watch all his favorite cowboy and horror movies at a very young age. i don't think he's got a great concept on when that's appropriate lol bc well...look at his own childhood

ANXIOUS MOM. from being afraid of being a terrible parent bc of his own childhood and what he perceives as failures to raise sam happy and healthy...oh my god. the neuroses. this is why it's good they have cas in the bunker bc i think? he might be the most rational/logical out of the three? which is saying something, i guess

and he ain't a wine mom. get it right, sam. he's a whiskey mom

[oneirataxia-girl]

Top 5 one piece characters whose design you love and 5 designs you just don't feel

SCREAMS. okay so I should say that I am Not Good At Styling (or pairing stuff in general), so just take my comments as the rantings of a gremlin probably way shorter than you, but other than that-

five one piece character designs I like:

Trafalgar Law - I could go on and on and on about how hot good he looks in every arc he’s in (yes, even stoner!Law), plus all the hearts in his tattoos with the connection to his crew the Heart Pirates and Corazon is elite tbh his tattoos and accessories in general have me looking respectfully

Killer - at first I was intimidated, but after Wano I have a newfound appreciation for him + his design, the mask makes him stand out bc not many characters cover their faces, and his hair is the single most glorious thing I have ever seen, I want a Rapunzel!Killer au for shits and giggles (Kid can be Pascal lmao) (if there's a fanfic of this pls link it)

Uta - UTA MY BELOVED, her look is gorgeous, the two-color hair?? the hairstyle?? the asymmetrical dress?? YES PLEASE, she looks absolutely beautiful and very pop singer-ish if you know what I mean, tbh if she was real I would go in the song realms no questions asked

Doflamingo - now let us be clear, I hate this mutated flamingo as much as the next person, but his design fits him so perfectly that I have to grudgingly give him this win, it's bright, it's over the top, it's hideous to look at, it feels like he too the flamingo part of his name too literally, it feels like Doffy, and so I do think it fits him well

Nico Robin - or more specifically, pre-timeskip!Robin, I just adore the gothy cowboy aesthetic (purple-black and leather fits you'll always be famous to me) and I feel like Robin looks really nice with those bangs. I'm sorry but I'm a part of the pre-timeskip!Robin squad through and through, which brings us to...

five one piece character designs I don't like:

Nico Robin - this time it's post-timeskip!Robin. when I say that I couldn't recognize her, I mean that I actually thought she was Boa Hancock but with a slightly different hairstyle. she's literally so different looks-wise it's hard to reconcile pre and post Robin as the same character. also, (and this is a nitpick) the sunglasses make me stressed bc I keep thinking they might fall off

Rebecca - I know, I know, One Piece defies the laws of everything real-world related, but the gladiator armor makes me unreasonably upset because it's virtually useless. I guess it's a testament to her skills that she's barely hurt during Dressrosa, but still, everytime I see the stupid armor it makes my eye twitch

Carrot - or just most of the Minks to be honest. Oda make them more animal-like challenge, give Carrot the round fluffy body of an actual bunny, don't just slap a fluffy tail and some ears and call it a day, I want a bunny Mink that's like Peter Rabbit, but considering that Oda's... preference as to drawing females, I'm not expecting a miracle

Caesar Clown - it might be influenced by his laugh, but I genuinely sigh whenever this guy comes on screen, his appearance does him No Favors, absolutely no drip whatsoever, he’s so difficult to stand on screen so I won’t talk about him more, I just have an irrational hatred for him

Kozuki Momonosuke - more of a ‘wistful sigh of what could’ve been’ than anything, I just think it would be cool to have Momo be near Toki’s height and Hiyori similar to Oden.

[burade]

I'm not to late Happy birthday kirb I Shin or Redgrave or at this point to just call me this "†" will give you some good music

Jamiroquai  - Virtual Insanity , Canned Heat, Space Cowboy, (Don't) Give Hate a Chance, really good but underrated

Good Bye Almond Eyes you would never guess where this song comes from

The Clay's A Calling I sadden by how underrated this song is

Убивать I found this song unintentionally but I like it and i guess this goes for any other song by Гражданская оборона · Егор Летов

I Can't Decide You might have heard this once before so here it is

Biting Elbows — Shorten The Longing there this movie called hardcore henry it's awesome and so cool and that's how I found this amazing album and there one other song because I feel like it also needs a spot here

Showdown - Nahu Pyrope I don't like the fact this isn't more popular

most of ANDREW WK music- Ready To Die, It's Time To Party, Party Party Party, Party Hard, I Get Wet Blame hellsing for this

Pendulum  familiar? much much Fasten Your Seatbelts, Witchcraft, not as well known but I still like it Showdown... I'm going to be honest with you I haven't played any of the SOMA games because I keep listening to all of pendulum albums

Cash Cash - Overtime everyone heard it so hear it again

Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory it does sound like an anime opening now that think about it, Dunkmaster Yi This Is why i want to learn Guitar and playing WoW or LoL

mafumafu I like how it sounds - SNOBBISM i like it , Role-Playing Game i hear this songs in memes alot, Sacrifice, more clockpunk if you wanted it,

FAKE TYPE - Princess♂ they look like timekeeper, Nightmare Parade 2020s why do so many characters in suits have sharp teeth, Devils Wedding I had a dream about this song where I was forced to fight 100 7 year old's and sans by string gummy cookie,

MF DOOM god this guy was amazing rest in piece man

Spacejam This is going to either give you a slap in the face with how this guitar rift goes or slap you in the face with nostalgia

King Crimson - The Court Of The Crimson King, the whole album could be here but just this one for now

Louis Jordan & His Tympani 5 - Keep A-knockin any time I want to relax I play this because God I love jazz

Lou Reed - Perfect Day, wonderful

there's a lot of video game music I can put here but just this one for now NO MORE HEROES - K-ENT

same goes for siivagunner but for now this, Konga Conga Kappa (King Conga) (Unused Version), Try This

Justice - Cross this is one of my favorite albums ever made not only did it change internet and video game music as a whole but also changed the whole music industry and maybe even more it's to the point I'm sure you heard them before so here's it names so what else to do but D.A.N.C.E.

I started to feel better in myself and more motivated to do things like better myself as a person and get out of old bad habit's, who knowns maybe I will return to drawing, or even make music, but above all I owe it to you, for listen to my vent so again, thank you for just reading and listening to me share my feelings it meant a lot to me so thank you so much.

and most importantly HAPPY BRITHDAY KIRBY and to another year of happiness and fun ;)

that’s really touching to me, thank you!!! i’m glad you’re feeling much better about things, and i wish you the best of luck in all your future creative endeavours, shall you choose to pursue them once again - you have the utmost of my support.

thank you so much!! 🧡🧡🧡

[unfortunate-beetle-and-friends]

1. Coffee or tea? Tea. I'm not a big fan of coffee, though I do drink it from time to time.

2. Black and white or color? Uh... not white? Black or colour depends on the day. Usually colours though, I think.

3. Drawings or paintings? Paintings, I guess? Though since my favourite media are actually digital I'm assuming the difference is basically whether or not they're coloured in. You can tell I'm, like, really into art, right?

4. Dresses or skirts? On me? Neither. On others? Eh. Skirts, but it's far from a strong preference.

5. Books or movies? Books, since I'm trying harder to actually make choices here, but I love both.

6. Pepsi or Coke? Coke. Not a hard choice at all, that one.

7. Chinese or Italian? Italian

8. Early bird or night owl? Night owl

9. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla

10. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert

11. Hugs or kisses? Hugs

12. Hunting or fishing? Recreationally? Neither... but I'd be more likely to hunt to survive than fish to survive so hunting I guess.

13. Winter or summer? Winter, for both temperature and amusing word association reasons.

14. Spring or fall? Fall, but that's a tough one. Moore of my favourite dates are in Fall.

15. Rural or urban? To live? Urban. I have too much ADHD for rural life. But for actual niceness, rural.

16. PC or Mac? PC. Apple can go rot.

17. Tan or pale? For me or others? Me - tan. But 3 of my partners are the whitest folks imaginable and I adore them so...

18. Cake or pie? Pie, unless I have to cook it myself

19. Ice cream or yogurt? Ice cream!!

20. Ketchup or mustard? Now that's a hard one... I think mustard would be fractionally harder to live without. I put ketchup on more things but I can generally eat them without it fine. But the things I put mustard on need the mustard.

21. Sweet pickles or dill pickles? Dill pickles

22. Comedy or mystery? Comedy. Mystery often annoys me.

23. Boots or sandals? For comfort, sandals. Aesthetically, boots. For my very physical job, boots.

24. Silver or gold? Silver

25. Pop or Rock? Rock

26. Dancing or singing? Singing, forever and always

27. Checkers or chess? Chess

28. Board games or video games? I... th- how - video games, but that's a vicious choice.

29. Wine or beer? I don't drink but wine smells nicer

30. Freckles or dimples? Freckles!

31. Honey mustard or BBQ sauce? Honey mustard, om nom nom nom

32. Body weight exercises or lifting weights? Lifting

33. Baseball or basketball? Neither, I'm a British nerd

34. Crossword puzzles or sudokus? Alone, sudoku. As a group activity, crossword.

35. Facial hair or clean shaven? Clean shaven (sorry, my loves. I adore your faces.)

36. Crushed ice or cubed ice? Crushed. In a slushie. Gimme.

37. Skiing or snowboarding? Snowboarding looks cooler. I can't do either.

38. Smile or game face? Smile!

39. Bracelet or necklace? Necklace

40. Fruit or vegetables? Fruit!

41. Sausage or bacon? Ugh, neither? Bacon, I guess.

42. Scrambled or fried? Scrambled, definitely.

43. Dark chocolate or white chocolate? White chocolate. Dark chocolate is gross to me.

44. Tattoos or piercings? Tattoos, but both cool.

45. Antique or brand new? Depends what it is but antique, I guess

46. Dress up or dress down? Down, always always down. My auty brain loathes dressing up and everything associated with it.

47. Cowboys or aliens? Cowboys

48. Cats or dogs? Dogs, but I require both to live.

49. Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes, every day

50. Bond or Bourne? Bourne for the less reliance on using women as props

51. Sci-Fi or fantasy? Nope, I refuse this one. Might as well ask me to pick between my heart's atria or ventricles.

52. Numbers or letters? Letters

53. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LotR, both because I adore it and because, while it certainly has its major issues, it has imo fewer. And its creator doesn't (and didn't) pour money into making my existence and that of people I love more difficult.

54. Fair or theme park? Theme park - bigger rides.

55. Money or fame? Money. I don't want fame.

56. Washing dishes or doing laundry? Laundry!

57. Snakes or sharks? Oh damn, both great. Snakes, I think.

58. Orange juice or apple juice? Orange, but not much margin on that choice.

59. Sunrise or sunset? Sunrise

60. Slacker or over-achiever? Literally both and I have no choice in the matter. Ask me about my Gifted Child-hood.

61. Pen or pencil? Pen

62. Peanut butter or jelly? PB, but why choose?

63. Grammys or Oscars? Neither, but I'd be more likely to watch the Oscars.

64. Detailed or abstract? Detailed

65. Multiple choice questions or essay questions? Depends on the topic. Multiple choice is objectively easier.

66. Adventurous or cautious? Cautious but also impetuous and full of bad ideas.

67. Saver or spender? Spender

68. Glasses or contacts? Glasses

69. Laptop or desktop? Desktop

70. Classic or modern? What? Literature? Architecture? Social mores? Fashion? My autism is showing again, isn't it?

71. Personal chef or personal fitness trainer? Chef please!

72. Internet or cell phone? Internet

73. Call or text? Text with aaalmost everyone

74. Curly hair or straight hair? Straight for preference, curly for accuracy

75. Shower in the morning or shower in the evening? I don't do showers but, if I did, morning

76. Spicy or mild? Mild

77. Marvel or DC? Marvel, as I'm sure surprises literally everyone /s

78. Paying a mortgage or paying rent? Mortgage please. Don't let me start on a landlords rant.

79. Sky dive or bungee jump? Sky dive

80. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? Neither? But Oreos are weird li'l dudes, so Oreos

81. Jello or pudding? Jello, lime

82. Truth or dare? Truth

83. Roller coaster or Ferris wheel? Roller coaster!

84. Leather or denim? Leather

85. Stripes or solids? Solids

86. Bagels or muffins? Bagels

87. Whole wheat or white? White

88. Beads or pearls? Beads

89. Hardwood or carpet? Hardwood

90. Bright colors or neutral tones? Neutral to wear, bright to look at

91. Be older than you are or younger than you are? Younger, please

92. Raisins or nuts? Nuts

93. Picnic or nice restaurant? Picnic!

94. Black leather or brown leather? Black

95. Long hair or short hair? Long

96. “Ready, aim, fire” or “Ready, fire, aim”? ...the fuck? Who ever says ready fire aim?? That makes no sense.

97. Fiction or non-fiction? Fiction

98. Smoking or non-smoking? Non-smoking

99. Think before you talk or talk before you think? Somehow both.

100. Asking questions or answering questions? Answering

100 this or that

1. Coffee or tea? 2. Black and white or color? 3. Drawings or paintings? 4. Dresses or skirts? 5. Books or movies? 6. Pepsi or Coke? 7. Chinese or Italian? 8. Early bird or night owl? 9. Chocolate or vanilla? 10. Introvert or extrovert? 11. Hugs or kisses? 12. Hunting or fishing? 13. Winter or summer? 14. Spring or fall? 15. Rural or urban? 16. PC or Mac? 17. Tan or pale? 18. Cake or pie? 19. Ice cream or yogurt? 20. Ketchup or mustard? 21. Sweet pickles or dill pickles? 22. Comedy or mystery? 23. Boots or sandals? 24. Silver or gold? 25. Pop or Rock? 26. Dancing or singing? 27. Checkers or chess? 28. Board games or video games? 29. Wine or beer? 30. Freckles or dimples? 31. Honey mustard or BBQ sauce? 32. Body weight exercises or lifting weights? 33. Baseball or basketball? 34. Crossword puzzles or sudokus? 35. Facial hair or clean shaven? 36. Crushed ice or cubed ice? 37. Skiing or snowboarding? 38. Smile or game face? 39. Bracelet or necklace? 40. Fruit or vegetables? 41. Sausage or bacon? 42. Scrambled or fried? 43. Dark chocolate or white chocolate? 44. Tattoos or piercings? 45. Antique or brand new? 46. Dress up or dress down? 47. Cowboys or aliens? 48. Cats or dogs? 49. Pancakes or waffles? 50. Bond or Bourne? 51. Sci-Fi or fantasy? 52. Numbers or letters? 53. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? 54. Fair or theme park? 55. Money or fame? 56. Washing dishes or doing laundry? 57. Snakes or sharks? 58. Orange juice or apple juice? 59. Sunrise or sunset? 60. Slacker or over-achiever? 61. Pen or pencil? 62. Peanut butter or jelly? 63. Grammys or Oscars? 64. Detailed or abstract? 65. Multiple choice questions or essay questions? 66. Adventurous or cautious? 67. Saver or spender? 68. Glasses or contacts? 69. Laptop or desktop? 70. Classic or modern? 71. Personal chef or personal fitness trainer? 72. Internet or cell phone? 73. Call or text? 74. Curly hair or straight hair? 75. Shower in the morning or shower in the evening? 76. Spicy or mild? 77. Marvel or DC? 78. Paying a mortgage or paying rent? 79. Sky dive or bungee jump? 80. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? 81. Jello or pudding? 82. Truth or dare? 83. Roller coaster or Ferris wheel? 84. Leather or denim? 85. Stripes or solids? 86. Bagels or muffins? 87. Whole wheat or white? 88. Beads or pearls? 89. Hardwood or carpet? 90. Bright colors or neutral tones? 91. Be older than you are or younger than you are? 92. Raisins or nuts? 93. Picnic or nice restaurant? 94. Black leather or brown leather? 95. Long hair or short hair? 96. “Ready, aim, fire” or “Ready, fire, aim”? 97. Fiction or non-fiction? 98. Smoking or non-smoking? 99. Think before you talk or talk before you think? 100. Asking questions or answering questions?

[liopleurodean]

Season 11, Episode 5: Thin Lizzie

Yeah, yeah, it's been a month, I know. But I'm back!

Also, this episode title is a reference to Thin Lizzy, known for The Boys Are Back In Town (which is fitting, considering my situation 😂)

...Ghostfacers fans?

Spooky

Uh...

Right

I'm watching for cold spots

Oh no

He's dead

Interesting

That's just weird

This is too easy

Dean...

It's no better than Dean's cowboy... thing

Ooh, good luck. The Wire has 5 seasons

Yikes

Poor guy

Sam...

Yikes

Ouch, Dean

Forty bucks isn't much

Well, that'll do it

Yeah

Dean, you have no leg to stand on

This is like 6x18 Frontierland but for Samgirls

That's perfume, Sam

That's so real of him

The rest of the place looks cool

Interesting

It's all over the place

Here we go

Of course there's merch

Spooky

What?

Interesting choice of camera

I think that's the most I've heard the EMF in the last, oh... six or so seasons

That would definitely screw up the EMF

Makes sense

What did you expect from a tourist trap?

Fair

The axe is gone

Poor girl

Sorry, man

Interesting

Dean's alias is Agent Gabriel, which means that "Agent Collins" refers to Phil Collins, both of which are members of the band Genesis. Collins is known for "In The Air Tonight," as well as the soundtracks for Disney's Tarzan and Brother Bear

Oh boy

And?

Sure

Baby's back!

Already?

How?

Poor kids

Yeah

No, the kid's okay

Whoa.

Fanatic

They said "superfan" on purpose

Also just regular photography

That doesn't surprise me

Right...

Dean.

You'd think she would want to cooperate

Oh, Sam knows

Whoa, hold up. Why does he have a drawing of the Mark?

What site???

It's extremely important

Amara.

Oh boy

That's concerning

Well, crap

Oh, he knows her, alright

Dude!

He'll believe just about anything

She's taking his soul

It's just like Soulless!Sam

Poor guy

Yeah...

Come on, Dean

There it is

It's possible

No, I don't think so

Dean..?

This is odd

Sam has the experience

He's really not

That's true

I like that theory

Liar

Ahhh

Len, please stop talking

I think they know

...hatching?

Well...

That's a horrible way to put it

Huh.

Whoa. Barbed wire

Uh oh

Spooky

Yay, a dark basement full of things that could kill you

Both of them?

Uh oh

The kid?

It was the babysitter???

What does that mean?

Amara?

He knows her a little too well

Interesting

This would be sweet if I didn't know better

So trust-fund kid was the first victim?

What was that?

Not even remotely

Whack

That's a loaded question

Oh, honey...

Right

Monologues

Somehow I doubt that

That tracks

Something like that

What?

Len!

He is not okay

Oh boy

Poor kid

OH MY GOSH

THE KID IS FINN WOLFHARD

This kid really gets around in the ghost TV industry. First Supernatural, then Stranger Things, then Ghostbusters

Yeah

That could work

Ouch

Egh...

A person without a soul

I don't like where this is going

Len...

I guess that works

That's what I was thinking

Yeah

It was freaky

I guess so

Yesss, I LOVE the slow shot of Baby with the season 1 music

Spooky