#what have you done to me :/

[lnkedmyheart]

I can't do this. Thank God the US tour is over. Had to hold in my madness for so long.

[jamieroyjamieroy]

I have always avoided mpreg when on ao3 going so far as to exclude it and you SOB’s (affectionate) have me searching it out. Thanks 😂😂

[janesurlife]

I should have taken today off but it's an important day so this is how I was getting ready to go to the office (I'm not even exaggerating that's literally how I was looking in the bathroom mirror)

[brknelct4444]

made me travel bc into space on the bus to school

[sailor-hufflepuff]

After a long day of tears and despair and fear, while getting ready for bed I decided to channel Harris and hope. Keep my faith in the Lord. People have suffered in worse times and have made it through. I thought of Jesus calming the storm on a little fishing boat.

“Even Jesus lived under Caesar’s occupation” I thought. “If he can survive that, so can I.”

And then, I KID YOU NOT my very next thought was:

FOLLOWED SWIFTLY BY:

“He got better.”

Tumblr and this election have officially rotted my brain and I need to go to bed.

[thisbodysdying]

I want to be liked but then I remember I’m annoying not enough too much broken beyond repair and just pathetic

[carrot-cat17]

tfw one of your longtime favorite artist releases a new single and basically writes your campaign villain's tragic backstory for you

[thejournaluser]

this platform is teaching me things im not supposed to know

still good to know tho

[smilinlemon]

how am I supposed to put myself out there or try dating when Ellis isn't A REAL PERSON

[thebuckandeddiething]

he looks so good. like the mustache is just an integral Eddie characteristic for me now. I actually can't imagine him without it anymore.

[partiallypeculiar]

Mutual who got me into Malevolent, I owe my life to you. Holy shit. I am only on episode 5. I'm salivating at the mouth like a rabid fox. I was not normal about Venom but I think This is even worse (positive). oh god oh fuck. John and Arthur. and that weird guy Adam. HRAGEGRNHWWGRETHDWYRSRGBVRWERWGED^%HS!$%^%&$%U$QXC%XH&8213r789t4ty35t79350899348T7431UGJ03

[bigtreefest]

also feral essie 🤝 feral andy

Listen, listen. It’s true. I’m feral 24/7, but make him a hubby? How can you double a feeling that’s already around the clock? (Is it the wedding ring? Seeing the band on his hand? Mayhaps)

Warnings: feral writing (meh, I’ve done worse, but still, 18+ minors DNI) Issa baby ficlet

Okay, but can you imagine greeting Andy for the first time in a couple weeks? Maybe one of you has been out of town for business, or taking care of a family emergency while the other has to stay home because it was last minute/didn’t require both of you. When you return home after the day, Andy is standing in the kitchen, wiping his hands with a towel as dinner is cooking. Fucking hot.

You drop everything just inside the front door and toe your shoes off, quickly shuffling over to him. He’s leaning against the counter now, arms bracing him on the granite, but he pushes himself off when he finally sees you, a smile growing on his face. He’s still in his work clothes, but the sleeves are rolled up on his dress shirt, giving you a delicious view of his forearms.

He sees the way you’re looking at him, and the smile morphs into more of a smirk, a twinkle of mischief in his eyes. As you saunter the last few steps to him, his hands gravitate to your hips and yours to his chest. He leans in for a kiss that starts slow and sweet, but quickly grows desperate. When you pull away, the two of you look deeply into each other’s eyes, panting lightly.

“Hi. I missed you.”

“I missed you more, Honey.”

Your hands on his chest run up and down his torso before they pull up on his shirt to untuck it. Your fingers are nimbly undoing the buttons as you slip a hand underneath to place flush against the cut of his hip. You just wanted to feel him, be close to him, skin to skin. Your hand doesn’t rest for long, though. There’s no time to simply savor. The two of you strip each other’s clothes off, letting them drop to the kitchen floor. Before you know it, your back is pressed up against the island and Andy is rucking one of your legs up around his hip as he lines up with your entrance. There’s no preparation, only desperation as he slides all the way home, the two of you calling out in a harmonized groan at the feeling of warmth and fullness that you haven’t had for weeks.

If he doesn’t get you to finish at least twice before dinner is ready, you’re cockwarming him through the meal. Well….that’ll probably happen anyway.

Hehehehe

Taglist: @ronearoundblindly @hawkeyes-queen

[incorrect-mltd-quotes]

thank you for running this blog for so long!! its always made me really happy :') i hope your life gets less stressful soon and lots of good things happen to you, you deserve it!!

I still can't believe it's been over six years, it feels like barely any time has passed at all. Thank you all for sticking around for such a long time, though! Putting up with my nonsense and whatnot, mwahaha. Ahhh, my poor heart, I'm so glad that it was able to bring you happiness! That's all I could want, really. Right back at you, though! Good things are going to happen and I hope they are lovely to you. <3

[funderberker-thefrog]

very late last night my brother and i were trying to sneakily hiding presents around the house and everytime we accidentally made a noise that was a little too loud i would just hear grandma josh's voice inside my head going SKULLDUGGERY!!!!

[a-song-of-fire-and-rain]

Drunk and craving recreational violence. Like someone threatening to hurt me if I don’t have sex with them kinda recreational violence.

I want a man to want me so bad that he’ll take me by force if he must.

I want to be wanted

[lankanweirdo]

Y'all know how sometimes you love something so much, your heart starts to hurt and refuses to be normal?

That's me with Epic.