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[calicoscathouse]

Y'all quick question-

What do you think Uzi's favorite anime would be?? Or even, a favorite character.

[metallicdragon31]

THE DOWNFALL OF THE HALF-DRAGON

So...

It's over

Isn't It?

....

It's time to end this madness, once and for all.

*It took him more than a year... It took him a lot of help... But he did it.. Fighting Fire with Water was a good idea.. but he would just ignite again and again, his fire was eternal.. the only way to win is to make sure that he doesn't have that fire anymore*

*so... Let the fight begin*

*a bright lava portal openened.. and a monster came out, a monster made out of obsidian and fire.. he looked around and snickered*

So, you're finally done playing cat and mouse?

*an Electric blue portal opened and the AstroKnight stepped out of It*

Tsk

You finally give up?

No.. i won't give up

I'm here to stop you

Good luck with that

*he launched himself up in the Sky and charged at the Knight*

*meanwhile he just stepped aside and let him fall into a portal he just made, but Magma dragged him down*

*and so they kept on hitting each other and jumping from portal to portal until both of them landed flat on their face*

OW

..

*they were currently on top of an active volcano*

... would you look at that

A volcano...

Just my luck

You were right... This is the end

The end for YOU!

*Berry was expecting a surprise attack... But..Magma jumped inside the active volcano.. then a huge rumbling sound that shook the earth, a giant obsidian dragon rose from the hot and flaming lava*

M-magma?

*The big monster roared and jumped out.. It was so big and scary, he attempts to hit Berry with his claws, but he became reaaally slower. Berry dodged with ease*

You're not the only one who has got an ace up their sleeve, y'know

Guess it's time to use it

*he opens a portal and takes a big gun like weapon, he immediately points it at the dragon and pulls the trigger*

*Magma tried to attack again but was stopped by the weapon.. a big plasma ray hit him in the chest.. no..it wasn't a normal ray... He could feel his energy being sucked out from him*

*he turned back to his normal self and quickly stepped back to try and retreat but he was feeling too weak.. breathing was becoming so hard, he tumbled on the ground and watched as all of his remaining energy was being extracted*

Wh-what are y-ou doing?

*he said with his trembling voice.. it's usually loud and fierce! What the heck happened to his voice?*

*Berry just glared down at him and took out his axe*

I'm putting an end to your disgusting existance

[THIS PART WILL BE CENSORED]

GAHHHHH

*he screamed at the top of his lungs, the pain he was going through was making him lose his mind*

*silente filled the air after some entire minutes filled with sounds of pain and agony.... Minutes that seemed hours*

*to make sure that nothing unexpected would happen, Berry shoved Magma inside a portal that leads to.. the Ocean*

*the AstroKnight huffed and breathed heavily.. he was exhausted*

.....

*that didn't seem like him anymore, he did not feel like himself anymore*

*so he finally left that awful place*

The END?

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[wolfythewitch]

She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul

[linddzz]

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

[notnaruse]

thign that blew up on twt ig

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[luriuan]

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

[nic-coughlan]

friend: what are you doing this halloween?

me: smacking the shit out of complete strangers repeatedly for hours

friend: what

me: boop

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[theboxfort]

Unstoppable Force (my love of seeing other people's takes/stylization on my OCs) vs Immovable Object (my gripping fear of not doing other people's OCs enough justice when I draw them)

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[molabuddy]

i'll never fucking get over the official splatoon masturbation metaphor. why did she say this. why did nintendo let her say this..