#what does this say

[smthaboutuss]

I cant stop laughjng trying to read this bro

[real-total-drama-takes]

cody is not ugly, chef is not a ho, and noah is not gay.

grow up and stop hating!

[performing-personhood]

Help an audhder with a hyperfixation on a question she can't answer. I saw this in the "Trap" movie trailer, nobody else on the entirety of the googleable internet cares enough to ask, so now my ass fuckin has'ta.

Please tumblr, what the absolute actual FUCK are these bottles.

It's a clear glass bottle with a girthy straight-sided unfluted shape and a narrow neck and mouth

metallic silver screw-on cap

a yellow label with a red upper-right corner that might say something we cannot read (as an example, one would expect to read "now 33% more!" or "new and improved!" in this area of the label)

red lowercase letters printed across the center of the label

the only letters visible of the product name are "___anso". There might be an R also for a "_ranso" but it is hard to tell

The liquid inside the bottle is dark brown almost black, and not viscous like oil but watery like coffee or cola

There is a small green splotch on the label below the last letters of the product name, of a color and in a location that (to me, an american) indicate that it could be a blurb about calories per serving size, or featured vitamins and minerals, or renewable packaging or something like that.

Reverse image search gets me nothing.

I'm hyperfixating because I don't know why there are bottles in the fryer, but maybe I could deduce a potential reason if I knew what the bottles had inside them.

Is it beer? Is it soda? Is it a cleaning product? Medicine? I DON'T KNOW, NOBODY BUT ME IS ASKING AND GOOGLE IS TOO FUCKING SHIT TO HELP ME.

please don't make me buy a movie ticket to see a whole-ass movie just to answer one completely irrelevant question I am literally begging

[cafesitopansito]

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uhhhhh it says uhhhhhhhh uhhhhh

[danceintheskies]

Maxie dresses like this cultured elder gay but he's literally the dumbest most spaciest motherfucker on the planet meanwhile Archie's passion for wildlife led him to pursue a PhD in marine biology and a volunteering job rescuing pelippers from soda nets on the weekends but he's still like yo ho ho i'm a pirate and shit 24/7 bcuz he's just that committed to the aesthetic. What's not to get

[anditwentlikethis]

new look 👀

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

PEN BLWYDD HAPUS

what

[sonicraft]

Sonic suggested adding one tech mod to the server, which led to:

- Amy leaving the server for an extended period of time after knuckles called botania a magic mod

- Sonic waking up one night at 4:12 AM only to find a very sleep deprived tails arguing with metal sonic over whether create or mekanism is better

- Eggman suggested Nuclearcraft and everyone immediately accusing him of wanting to nuke everyone's bases, which no, he was going to cover them in corium, there's a difference

- Shadow, whisper and surge forming a pressure group to get draconic evolution in

The only thing that prevented total civil war was cream off-handedly mentioning "That one rocket ship mod" and everyone coming to the conclusion that they're all good with galacticraft being the mod. Sonic even put galaxyspace in after some pleading from tails

cream is the most powerful person on the server

[made-nondescript]

thinking about that post I made in June or something where I was like "there is real potential I end up fixated on e2 jimmy". hell yeah you did brother.

[the-eater-of-flesh]

chrinically onleien

[socialc1imb]

REATH IS INE IF NTN FAVORITE DONFS EVEU UES ITS FO GOOD

G..god?

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

Whuh

[real-total-drama-takes]

Corner from tonal dahr mann islan

[mattsmemes]

[veldian]

erorf nieshd.

eniresorhdf..

en rie os rh fd...

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.