#what could possibly go wrong...
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Photo
it’s Dust’s turn to watch the portable flashbang baby while he’s on break
#hashiart#cursed coffee shop au#dust sans#dust!sans#when you and your pals dress up a little fella to look like your boss's brother as a prank#yeah definitely just a prank man#what could possibly go wrong...#also to everyone who guessed little dream: you are half correct!#not exactly a dream bitty but just one dressed like him :3c#i just thought it might be a little odd if there was both dream and bitty dream in the same place#little man lights up when he's excited and is bright enough to completely light up the void concealing dust's cute lil face#his name is Beamer and he's going to flashbang you#my severe lack of understanding of lighting is gonna be my fuckin downfall but im just here to make self indulgent art so fuck it we ball#also i saw a design of dust with a hat on and im game i enjoy that look..... i am looking respectfully
372 notes
·
View notes
Text
closed for: @willxmeyers
where: on a boat
"I think I have a body that rejects these," Lucky says as he fixes the dive boots on his feet, trying to make them sit comfortably though they seemed to have other ideas. He's not sure when the hair-brained idea of scuba diving left the text thread and became something they were actually doing, but it was too late to turn back now, especially with tips being relayed by the instructor and waves lapping against the side of the boat.
"Would you consider yourself buoyant in general?"
#closed starter.#thread.#ft. will meyers.#will 004.#willxmeyers#what could possibly go wrong...#SJHGSFSGHJKSL
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Trying to figure out clip studio paint. Anyways have more doodles of my freaky creature
#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#gravity falls bill#gravity falls ford#he’s so down bad for this freak of nature what could possibly go wrong#art
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
729 notes
·
View notes
Text
What if the Time Gears had actually threatening guardians.
#pmd2#my art#grovyle#kecleon#pokemon mystery dungeon#pokemon#pmd au#gonna tag it as that#pmd eos#pmd grovyle#bc this is actually the good ending where grovyle is forced to explain what he is doing and actually gets people to help him#surprise you mistrusful gecko people dont immediately want to kill you if you are not just an edgy vigilante attacking minor gods#other possible au is grovyle needing help from the guild to recover from his injuries while they dont know who he is#enter him and dusknoir pretending they DONT want to kill each other to protect both of their identities. what could go wrong
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
the great irony of early one piece antagonists believing zoro was the actual captain and using luffy as a puppet ... oda really threw us a bone and curb-stomped it right in our faces. yes, zoro could be a captain in his own right. yes, zoro could match luffy in strength. yes, zoro knows this perfectly well. and you know what? he chose luffy two years ago, and he will continue to choose luffy again and again. roronoa zoro, the pirate hunter, who followed a wannabe pirate with a nonexistent crew on a whim because luffy brought him his swords and made a half-assed attempt at a bargain. zoro, who made a vow to never lose again on both his and luffy's honor. zoro, who told luffy he'd make him commit harakiri if he got in the way of zoro's goal, only to turn around and be willing to sacrifice his dream if it means that luffy reaches his. zoro, who stood in place and took luffy's pain and told a warlord to take his head instead of luffy's, who got down on his knees before his supposed rival and begged mihawk to mentor him so that he could return strong enough to protect his captain. zoro, who has conqueror's haki- a natural born leader- but chooses to stay at the right hand of a man he has deemed greater than himself.
and the thing that luffy fears most? being alone. being rejected. being left behind. and what should have been his foil- the pirate hunter to his pirate king, the nonbeliever to his divine, the king of hell to his sun god- instead becomes his first and most devout follower; the one who demands to follow him to hell and back. oughhhggg i'm sick to my stomach
#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#zolu#what the hell is wrong with him#the very definition of becoming bewitched body and soul#do you get me#luffy is zoro's helen of troy#in that#he'd launch a thousand ships to put a smile on luffy's face#i need to crack open that mossy green head of his and see what's going on inside#has anyone told oda that he could possibly be cooking one of the greatest love stories the shounen genre has ever seen#one piece is a 26 year long ongoing slowburn#luffy: it's rotten work!!! ^_^#zoro: yeah i fuckin know but god what does it matter. it's for you#pls dont tag as platonic lmao
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
Indeed, Why did Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?
Peri’s assignment was as correct as any other fairy’s assignment!
Which is to say that somewhere, out there, there is a fairy with great experience, a fairy so good at their task that they can handle even the most extreme cases.
And that fairy has been given an “Extreme Case” child whose biggest concern is “Quick Sand”.
As far as the system is concerned, Dev is classified as “Simple”. A perfect beginner’s child for a beginning godparent like Peri!!!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Peri's Assignment: [Start] > [Previous] > [END]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#asks#itty bitties fop au#valleymyristica#WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG#-insert ominous chord here-#god these three took so long to do they shouldve been out yesterday morning haha#ANYWAYS#WRAPPED UP 1 MINI STORY#TIME TO MOVE ONTO THE NEXT ONE#WHICH IS ALSO PERI CENTRIC#YAYYYY#YIPPIEEEE#im reaching the part of the inbox where its just. nothing BUT peri questions so!!!!#we're taking a good long focus on him for now haha
440 notes
·
View notes
Text
im so bored so AU lore drop in the middle of the night
I did this in ms paint and yes I was lazy so it looks shitty a bit on purpose
does this mean anything? no. I will continue to draw feral lesbians ripping each other apart because this is just a dumb comfort au
#any questions or anything through my pipebomb mail please#art#fanart#my art#doodles#lore stuff#splatoon#splatoon art#splatoon fanart#splatoon fan art#splatoon au#splatoon fuzzy au#fuzzy au#au lore#splatoon marina#splatoon pearl#splatoon acht#splatoon mr grizz#splatoon callie#splatoon marie#splatoon shiver#splatoon frye#splatoon 3#splat 3#octolings#inklings#yknow this is a bit cringe to me for some reason. idk I feel like a child with their crazy nonsensical stories#I was one of those when I was younger. Always made creatures and even entire worlds#With their lore and their abilities and their stories n shit. I miss being that kid and not fearing anyone saying my story is shit#i kinda don't want to post this bc it's so lazy and there's info missing but oh well what could possibly go wrong lol
523 notes
·
View notes
Text
Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)
#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batman#damian wayne#stephanie brown#tim drake#dick grayson#cassandra cain#duke thomas#anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig#i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did#I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon#mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j#anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j#me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc#-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre#god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it#i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you#mine
456 notes
·
View notes
Text
tommy heard the 118 bickering in the back of his helicopter about how much they love each other while risking their lives because of a hunch one of them had and was like i need to be a part of this again immediately. also the idiot who thought the motto „who cares“ would be a good fit for our profession has charmed me in ways i haven’t felt in years. i should start making mouth static noises as some sort of mating ritual and the rest is history
#the five most chaotic unhinged people trapped together in a small metal box what could possibly go wrong lmao#911#tommy kinard#bucktommy#eddie diaz#hen wilson#chimney han#evan buckley#selina talks
814 notes
·
View notes
Text
Taking it as canon that Chuuya listened through one of Dazai's gayass speeches and when a second one came rolling in, decided to shut him up with a bullet instead of being subjected to his dramatics again 😭
It's the "that's what makes me love you!"/"ew no" moment in the fifteen novel all over again
#but just worst#ask a boy out. what could possibly go wrong?#he fucking shoots you down that is#bsd spoilers#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd anime#bungou stray dogs season five#bsd season 5#bsd season five#bungou gay dogs#bsd shitpost#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#bsd dazai#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#soukoku#bsd soukoku
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Just rewatched Practical Magic and gosh I love it so much so felt inspired to make this!
You come from a line of witches with a curse that any man you fall in love with dies… but what if you fall in love with something else entirely..
#you swore off love and relationships all together leaving you to be the subject of rumors#your not alone you live with and practice magic with your aunts#but it appears that the rumors have lead to you catching the eye of the new produce farmer#who seems just as curious about you as you are about them#what could possibly go wrong in this nosy town#practical magic#practical magic au#dca au#quirky magic au#crunch art
340 notes
·
View notes
Text
WARDI WRITTEN LANGUAGE (BASICS).
Couya's full name (properly 'Haidamane Couya') written formally and with common handwriting conventions.
The Wardi written language derives from earlier proto-language systems consisting exclusively of logograms without direct phonetic meaning or grammatical structure. These symbols gradually became simplified and abstracted to the point of many having little intrinsic clarity, and combined to communicate abstract concepts.
The development of a full written language did not occur independently (as very few written languages do), and its phonetic elements (namely its use of syllabograms) were largely derived the 'ancient' Burri writing system, gradually synthesized with native writing conventions, and in the contemporary forms a wholly distinct system. The language's Relatively universalized form is a very recent phenomena, developing within the past two centuries with the region's conquering/unification into a single entity.
The contemporary written language is a mixture of logograms and syllabograms. It is read from right to left and arranged in horizontal columns. The most formal variant of this system contains each character within a square outline, usually separated by a small space. This outline confers little phonetic or symbolic information beyond making distinction between syllables exceptionally clear, and can be (and often is) omitted in handwriting. The separation of words is conveyed through a narrow rectangle or line in formal contexts, and again often omitted in handwriting (instead indicated instead by a wider blank space).
The pure logograms that have been retained in this writing system tend to be those of very common words or specific concepts (most logogram characters for types of livestock, key crops, water, major body parts, etc are widely recognized and in common use). There has not yet been any attempts to fully 'formalize' the language and omit potentially unnecessary logograms, and they remain frequently used as shorthand while conveying the same semantic information.
Many of the syllabogram characters are directly derived from logograms that depicted monosyllabic words. For example, the spoken word 'gan' means 'cow', and the character for the syllable 'gan' is identical to the common logogram for 'cow'.
The name Gantoche (literally "cow-eye") could be written either fully with syllabograms as:
or through logograms as:
Both ultimately communicate the same meaning, but the former clarifies pronunciation (the words gan and atoche are contracted, it's gantoche and not gan-atoche).
It is a relatively easy written language to learn, as the pure syllabogram characters indicate their own pronunciation with little ambiguity and often have consistency to their construction (ie the character for the syllable 'man' contains most of the same elements as that for the syllable 'wan'- the dot placement in particular has indication of the vowel sounds).
The inclusion of logograms in general and many of the syllabic characters being directly imported From logograms complicates matters. These characters lack visual consistency, and can be confusing to the large swath of the public who know common logograms but not the full written language itself. Ie: the word 'ungande' meaning 'liver' will be composed of logogram-derived syllable characters for 'un' (which alone means 'hand') and 'gan' (which alone means 'cow'). Someone who is only semi-literate in common logograms may be confused at the meaning, especially since these same exact same characters may be used elsewhere on their own to indicate 'hand' or 'cow'.
One major exception to this tendency is that current religious doctrine requires established logogram characters describing God to be used in place of syllabic characters. The word for god is 'Od', and has its own unique character (as do each of the Faces, the capital F 'Face', and Its deified pronoun). The syllable 'od' [oʊd] is very common in the Wardi language, and a wholly separate character is used for the phonetic sound when it is not a reference to the deity (ie 'lion' (odo [oʊdoʊ]) does not contain the same character for God in spite of its first syllable having the exact same pronunciation). Names are a bit of a gray area (ie: the name 'Odabi' is very common and carries the meaning of 'gift/blessing from God'). Religious leadership is currently experiencing a mild schism on whether the written character for God is separated due to being wholly sacrosanct (and thus inappropriate to include in the written form of a personal name) or as more of a functional delineation of the sacred and mundane.
#Not 100% sure I'm using the ipa phonetic alphabet correctly but. I tried. Also typoed 'left to right' for direction for a hot minute there#Definitely chose a bit of a pain in the ass language system since there's going to be like a couple hundred possible characters (not#counting logograms) but could be worse. Also it has less total consonant sounds than english does like no V or Z and I don't#Think I've had anything with θ ð ʃ or ʒ. It does have the 'ts' sound as in 'tsetse' which I don;t think exists in english and#there's also some dental clicks. But the latter is mostly used as a filler sound or to emphasize certain words and doesn't convey#any linguistic information beyond that#I don't really intend to make this fully fleshed out I just want to be able to depict writing and have it actually mean something#Also mostly unrelated but I just found out I've been fucking up when I've referred to 'rolled Rs' in the Highlands/North Wardi dialects#The sound is a alveolar tap in most words rather than an alveolar trill (which is what 'rolled Rs' generally implies I think???)#Like I had been PRONOUNCING it all correctly at least but referring to it wrong. Brakul's name has an alveolar tap on the R#As do most of the R sounds with some exceptions#The only alveolar trill sounds in these languages typically occur with adjacent syllables that end and start with an R. Like the#name 'Korrigh' would have an alveolar trill
172 notes
·
View notes
Text
a particularly succinct reason why i find yosuke so fascinating is because he has this.. aura of a skeezy get-rich-quick-scheme character archetype and manages to both be one and not be one at the same time. like if pinkie pie got crushed mind body and soul by retail and at least three insanely traumatic events wherein the most complex and devious scheme that could possibly be concocted is "if I buy girls swimsuits they might wear them if they like them :)" or "what if we threw a party or something!". Devious schemes to spend time with friends. fucking moron. Lucky he has good fashion taste or he'd probably be dead. God what a facinating creature. I want to put him in a maze with cheese.
#digit's p5r tag#brilliant ideas from the mind of mad mad (hana)mura: what if I fell in love with my best friend? Surely nothing could possibly go wrong.#yosuke: by talos this can't be happening.
161 notes
·
View notes
Text
hate to say it, but part of ending the stigma around sexual assault means not assuming every woman blames herself. yes, female socialization encourages it, but that doesn’t make it a given, and the goal of all of these campaigns is to eventually diminish the proportion of women who do blame themselves. it is entirely possible, and increasingly common, for women to experience sexual assault and not feel shame or guilt, which we should be happy about. but instead, there are only so many times you can hear “you know it’s not your fault, right?” before it sounds like “it was your fault”. and there’s only so many times you can hear “don’t blame yourself” before it sounds like “you should blame yourself”. because it feels good to say, doesn’t it? sure, you don’t believe she’s guilty, but you do believe she should feel guilty, so that you can disabuse her of the notion. just something to consider.
#i think we are very pleased with the idea of female shame#even among people who genuinely do not believe women are at fault for being assaulted#you are still meant to pay the penance of suffering and self destruction#god fucking knows why#“i got mugged” “aww don’t blame yourself for walking around with those fancy shoes and visible wallet okay? it’s not your fault”#you’d be like girl what. i didn’t fucking say it was my fault but your mind sure jumped there fast 🤨#“my mom died” “wow. do you feel terrible crippling shame for everything you’ve ever done wrong in your life?#up to and including causing your mom’s death? because that would be totally wrong if you did”#like how could that possibly be an appropriate response#genuinely i think the feeling that i was going completely insane post-being raped because no one would believe i didn’t blame myself#was like. solidly half as traumatic as the actual event#like. it is okay not to feel guilty and shameful. it’s great actually. you’re not having the wrong response.
538 notes
·
View notes
Text
found a new brush you know what that means
#dark meta knight#post's art gallery#kirby right back at ya#haven't done lineless stuff in ages what could possible go wrong
465 notes
·
View notes