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i just had a revelation while watching that cloud video. 5sos as teletubbies
#FOUND THIS IB MY DRAFTS#what cloud video?? what is she on?#anyway who is which Teletubbie you guys did great with the last time I asked something like this go#5sos#5 seconds of summer#michael clifford#calum hood#luke hemmings#ashton irwin#teletubbies#tinky winky#la la#po#and Iâve forgotten the other ones name lmao
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I'm rewatching Alex Rider for like the 7th time but with my boyfriend and guys season 2 is so fucking good SEASON 2 IS SOOO GOOD
Alex being such a cheeky brat with the department and Alan Blunt losing his mind because Alex is being so clever and annoying
The slowly building mystery with all the pieces that gradually come together
Alex and Kyra being so cute with the washer and "survivors club" and "keeping score" of who has saved each other's life the most (and the end scene where he's looking up at her from the stageđĽšđ)
Jack having her own storyline that actually serves the story and gives her character a purpose
Tom and Kyra both helping to progress the plot in ways that are genuinely required from them and makes sense for their characters
The subtle hints that Yassen is going to wind up helping Alex in the end, the way his character gradually becomes more complex with each episode
Alex just generally being so smart, so resourceful, so capable and just really encompassing his character, not to mention the genuine depth that comes from his trauma + him accidentally getting people killed over the course of the season (Blunt telling him he has blood on his hands)
The tension that builds within The Department as Smithers and Mrs. Jones start keeping secrets from Blunt about Alex
Damian Cray just getting absolutely dogpiled by Alex and the gang who just keep screwing over his plan again and again
Alex and Yassen FINALLY having a full conversation and it holds so much weight and hits so good
The part where Sabina cracks Anders over the head with her own laptop (honorable mention)
All the cheeky light hearted bits where the kids are just being shitheads with too much power, like cutting off the electricity to the whole postal code just to use the computer lab
And then on the flip the angst that comes from literally no one believing Alex about anything for like 60% of the season
It's just scene after scene of "oH THIS PARTS SO GOOD" and it doesn't stop until the very end
has it been long enough that I can say that season 3 just doesn't hit the sameđ
#alex rider#season 3 is okay but the characters do so much shit just to serve the plot and it doesn't make any sense sometimes and idk what happened#Julia Rothman (and Nile) is like caricature evil villain and it's too obvious and Alex would NOT trust her he's way too smart#They should have made her way more charming and likeable to the point where even the audience is wondering if she's good#Alex and Kyra's relationship gets weird and forced and it makes no sense that Kyra instantly turns on him and decides he's a killer#Jack does nothing Tom's brother does nothing Tom and Kyra barely do anything#Yassen does a bunch of stuff that makes no sense to me absolutely hate that they made him lie to Alex#The Department gets painted way too much as âthe good guysâ by the end#Alex becomes very emotional and it clouds his judgement but we haven't seen him slowly get there over the course of the show#He sort of just sees that video then gets there all at once right off the bat and then makes dumb decisions the entire season#anyways blah blah I'll shut up now it's still my favorite show in the entire world forever and ever#season 3 was still the event of the year for me and one of the most fun weeks of my life#but season 2 u will always be famous..
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couple's feet pics!!
- julia
#i love that bobby hill is just a character now#watching latest drawfee and having Thoughts#i love julia so much for saying she hopes she gets strife#thats one of the blond boys id drop it all for <3#cloud shapes drawing challenge#we're just blond boys doing what blond boys do#who said that#drawfee#drawfee quotes#drawfee video#julia lepetit#julia drawfee
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Iâm sure I donât need to say this but if your support Lily Orchard, donât follow meâŚ
There is so much evidence of her horrible actions and interests. If you feel like they are not true just because she says they arenât true and provides NO EVIDENCE, you are actively avoiding the facts.
Itâs like, if there was a court case happening, the prosecution pulls up a bunch of evidence with sources, and witness testimony, and the defense just gets up and says
âThey are all lying actually and I didnât do any of thisâ - then proceeds to give NO EVIDENCE supporting their claim that the prosecutor is lying.
Like you canât just say Nuh uh to this situation when there is so much evidence saying you did all these bad things
So yeah, if you still follow Lilys stuff you need to take a hard look at how you are taking in evidence and facts, cause you are acting like a MAGA republican denying climate change
#lily orchard#drama and serious crimes/serious accusations#the cloud speaks#i just have to give my two cents#will probs not reblog anymore info on this discourse just so it doesnât clutter up my blog#but if you want info on what she has done#joon the kings video#and literally any other video going into detail about what she has done#there are hour long vids that go into detail
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I've been over halloween in general thanks to 'valloween' and 'summerween' and y'all being incapable of moving on from literally anything...but we're coming upon the time where I have to see tiktoks of white girls going to spirit halloween to buy their little boring twink boyfriends ghostface masks to proudly announce to everyone how kinky they are and I've had it.
#đ#it's the same fucking video every time it's got closer playing over it the white boy acts like he'd rather peel his own skin off#I've HAD IT.#not only that but like ladies I don't fucking care about your like hundred dollar spirit halloween hauls of fucking terrifier merch!#stop making me look at the fuckass clown! stop it! what is HAPPENING#I'm literally about to google why do people like terrifier I DON'T GET IT#I honest to god saw a tiktok of a man wearing a terrifier shirt complaining that longlegs wasn't scary#I feel like I'm living in a cloud! WHAT#'why google it? watch the movies yourself!' no. he makes me angry to look at it's that simple.#also in sort of relation to this in the sense that she's a crazy straight person- an ex friend of mine who I refer to as crazy jessica is u#to some REALLY crazy shit. I mean c r a z y and she has no idea that I know and that I've stumbled upon some wild evidence#so at least I have some entertainment through these tough times. I WILL be telling my best friend about all of this
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I'll justify my actions with THESE HANDS!
#literally just killing all of the guards in the prison cells so talking to the tieflings and gnomes won't get interrupted#I wasn't vandalizing anyone's property#I was casting Cloud of Daggers on the Warden and her desk got caught in the spell#the desk is what she's mad about#not me attacking her#good to know#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#bg3 tav#tav#elayne the bard#jessica's personal stuff#jessica plays video games#gamer jess#screenshots
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every time I listen to this I am sent into a blorbo thought tailspin from which there is no return
#no I haven't moved on from this 4 year old expansion why do you ask#I tried watching some massively long 'the full story of destiny' video and got to forsaken#then I heard the shots again and spiraled from there#I remember all of the 'who took the shot' discussions#the answer for me is Mae - Mae did it 100%#no it doesn't sound like Ace but I don't CARE that's not the point#she wanted evil revenge bucknasty style just once#my levelheaded girl was like 'I don't wanna be calm this time'#'I am so full of anger and I don't know what to do with it. I'm not used to this feeling'#and then she does it#even with Lyra begging her not to#it's kind of that cloud that hangs over her for a while; I wouldn't call it haunting really#just a lingering 'did I do the right thing'#like that phlegm clinging to the back of your throat and you just can't cough it up#anyway I should go to bed#<- I say as I open scrivener#viper plays d2
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who is saying this about the social network, david?
#watching that broey deschanel video knowing i'll get mad regardless of what she says about it#old man yells at cloud
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shout out to my girl paprika recipe manager. thirteen years together and i still love her just as much as the day we first met.
#iâm not affiliated with them or anything itâs just a great app#what doesnât she do? one-touch importing. easy sharing via email. integrated timers. batch conversion. shopping lists. ingredient search.#cloud sync to share across devices - but that also means you can share an account with family and have a group recipe book!#and my personal favourites: tap to cross off ingredients & to highlight your current step in the recipe#^ absolute godsends for when the executive is not functioning so well#oh. did i mention one-time purchase? no ads? no âhelpful suggestionsâ ads-in-disguise? no fucking VIDEOS shoved in your face?#this post brought to you by holiday baking
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If you havenât started already, start archiving/downloading everything. Save it to an external hard drive if youâre able. Collecting physical media is also a good idea, if youâre able.
Download your own/your favorite fanfics. Save as much as you can from online sources/digital libraries. Recipes, tutorials, history, LGBTQ media, etc. It has been claimed, though I canât find the exact source if true, that some materials about the Revolutionary War were deleted from the Library of Congress.
Itâs always better to be safe than sorry and save and preserve what you can. Remember that cloud storage also is not always reliable!
Library of Congress - millions of books, films and video, audio recordings, photographs, newspapers, maps, manuscripts.
Internet Archive - millions of free texts, movies, software, music, websites, and more. Has been taken offline multiple times because of cyber attacks last month, it has recently started archiving again.
Anna's Archive - 'largest truly open library in human history.â
Queer Liberation Library - queer literature and resources. Does require applying for a library membership to browse and borrow from their collection.
List of art resources - list of art resources complied on tumblr back in 2019. Not sure if all links are still operational now, but the few I clicked on seemed to work.
Alexis Amber - TikToker who is an archivist who's whole page is about archiving. She has a database extensively recording the events of Hurricane Katrina.
I'll be adding more to this list, if anyone else wants to add anything feel free!
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so i'm watching youtube, right? when suddenly my tv bursts into flames. so that's fun đ
#*carly catalogs#it didn't actually burst into flames đ
#but the screen went black while i was watching ur internet mom ash watch bridgerton s2#and at first it was just a glitch since i could still hear the video so i simply tried to turn the tv off and back on#however it started to smell like burning rubber and if you looked close enough a small cloud of smoke too#sucks cause it's the tv in my mom's room and i've been sleeping in her room since she's currently on vacation#especially because it's where her dog is most comfortable sleeping since he's the real king of the house lbr#he's already fast asleep in his usual spot and ik this mf is NOT going to be happy if i move him lmaoooo he's such a grouchy old man anymore#plus i can't stand the smell and i'm sure it's not good for me or him either#i feel so bad too bc my mom literally just bought a 65â tv for the basement since the one we had downstairs was super outdated#now she's gonna come back like 'bitch what the fuck?' đ#anyway....#tbd
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After the hospital bombing, I finally heard back from my grandmother and confirmed that several of my relatives were murdered by Israeli bombing. Seven of them, to be precise. Three are still going, including her. We've been talking constantly ever since.
Asked if it was possible to head south, and was told they did but were also bombed there. So they decided to go back home, in Zeitoun. Their home was bombed and they were pulled out of the rumble, then driven by ambulances to the al-Ahli Arab Hospital. There were people in every corner. Gazans sheltering, sleeping on the floor. Gazans dying on the floor, waiting for beds.
Four were declared dead on arrival, three were in need of surgery and other three were just bandaged. Then, a bomb was dropped in the parking lot that made parts of the ceiling collapse, like Dr. Ghassan Abu Sittah reported in that horrific conference/interview. Those in need of surgery died.
By the way, just in case you didn't know: the Church of Saint Porphyrius, the third oldest in history, bombed by Israel a few days back, was located near the hospital.
When looking for new shelter, they saw schools with signs hanging outside, "We can't take any more families." They met families, sympathetic but already sheltering too many people. They're now staying in an apartment building they found empty. Sleeping in the corner of the living room. If the family comes back, they'll apologize and leave.
Told me she was saving her phone battery for when the bombing stopped, and she had to ask for help to rebuilt the neighborhood. But she doesn't think it's gonna stop anymore. The ones still with her are mute most of the time, like they're saving energy, but she feels lonely and wanted to talk. There's no internet and to connect to WhatsApp, people are buying "a card from the supermarket, there's a password and username." Not sure what she meant. Still, the internet is inconsistent and won't load neither videos or images nor pages, so she doesn't know what's happening on the outside world.
Told her there were a lot of people protesting to stop the genocide, she replied, "The bombings are getting worse by the day." The bombing yesterday was the worst she ever witnessed. The entire neighborhood is infested with the smell of death, of decomposing bodies. Bodies are piling up in the streets and she's not sure if it's because they ran out of places to store them, but most of them are in bags. The smoke of the bombings hide the blue skyâshe hasn't seen the clouds for a while.
Asked if I could share their pictures, names and dreams with people and was told, of which I partly agree, "they're not entertainment." If anyone genuinely cared, they would be aliveâI'd argue there are people who do care, but I'm not gonna lecture her pain. And they don't deserve to be used to fulfill someone's sick fantasy. Told me to remember what some Israelis do with pictures of dead Palestinians. And I do.
For those of you who are not familiar, many times before settlers got together to celebrate the murder of Palestinians. For one, in 2015, Israeli settlers set a house in Duma, West Bank on fire. An 18-month old baby, Ali Dawbsheh, was burnt alive. Both parents later died of wounds and only a 5-year-old, Ahmad, survived, although severely injured.
Two celebrations of their murder are widely known, one at a wedding and others outside the court in which two were indicted for the terrorist attack. In the wedding, guests stabbed a photo of the toddler, Ali, while others waved guns, knives and Molotov cocktails. Israel's Minister of National Security, Itamar Ben-Gvir, was present.
That's what happens in an apartheid. Palestinians are so abused by authorities that their "innocent civilians" come to accept the brutality as necessary or are desensitized by our suffering. After all, it's been 75 yearsâget used to it!
So I won't risk the image of my loved ones, in fear they are used in these kinds of depravity. I will say, though, the world lost a young footballer. Lost a female writer and an aspiring ballerina. Lost a kind father, who was also a great cook, and a loving mother that enjoyed sewing and other types of handicraft art. Lost a math teacher and a child that wanted to become one.
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People think Israel is testing new weapons on them. There's civilians arriving at the hospital with severe burns, which they thought was from white phosphorus, but apparently the pattern is different from the one caused by white phosphorus. It's widely believed Israel tests weapons in Palestinians.
Jeff Halper, author of War Against the People, a book on Israel's arms and surveillance technology industries, said: "Israel has kept the occupation because it's a laboratory for weapons."
They've ran out of drinkable water and the "aid" Biden sent was only for the South of Gaza and no fuel, for hospitals, was allowed in. Many shelves in the supermarket are empty. She said many are convinced that if they don't die from the bombing, they'll die from starvation or dehydration, or whatever disease will develop from the dirty water they're drinking.
Told me all people do now is pray, cry and die. Told me she hopes West Bank is spared. Told her Israel bombed a mosque in West Bank and dozens of Palestinians in West Bank are being murdered by settlers, so she bided me goodbye.
#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#may allah protect them#may almighty allah see our pain#hopefully she'll message me tomorrow
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i think i could design a better death arena for children than those hunger games amateurs.
the whole premise of the games is all pageantry. every year you get a crop of 24 candidates around whom the entire state media apparatus dedicates an entire year to building celebrity narratives. this candidate is the younger sibling of last year's winner - these candidates are young lovers forced to compete - he's smart - she's fast - root for them, care about them, watch them, form opinions on them, bet on them. and then they stick them all in an arena to kill each other, which is a great entertainment premise, except that they make the arenas themselves really boring and generic. ooo, they're in...a forest.
it's not even an interestingly designed forest. imagine if the game designers treated their arena like an actual video game designer treats level design. discrete zones with multiple paths between each room, creative use of lighting to guide players to points of interest, points of interest scattered across the map, discoverable resources hidden to encourage exploration. instead they just have a generic outdoors location and if you get too close to the edge they throw a random fireball at you.
the 75th games are especially bad about this. the arena is laid out radially into 12 wedges, and each hour one wedge becomes especially dangerous in a 12-hour loop. as a mechanic, this is genius. it forces everyone to keep moving, making "survival by hiding" an engaging and tense viewing experience instead of someone sitting in a tree for three days. plus, it encourages players to return to the center of the arena, where travel time between wedges is short, which creates a high-value zone for players to regularly return to and conflict over. in other words, it's a mechanic which incentives players to adopt dramatic, dynamic, exciting behaviors which are entertaining to watch (not to mention it communicates geography to the audience well). but it only incentives those behaviors if the players understand what's happening, and they go out of their way not to tell the players anything! when they figure out what's going on, the showrunners spin the arena to disorient the players, like they're intentionally trying to get them to just. randomly wander the jungle instead.
this isn't even to mention how often they create undramatic, boring deaths. they plant poison berries around the arena. they supply no fresh water and no way to get it. they roll poison clouds over sleeping victims. these happen to work out in the books themselves but you have to imagine that extremely often these just result in players dying unexciting deaths.
the cardinal sin though, of course, is that nothing is done to personalize the arena for the crop of contestants that year. if i'm designing the 75th hunger games and two of my most beloved contestants famously had to cancel their wedding because of a return to the games, i would OBVIOUSLY give them a trail of, i don't know, wild game which conveniently leads directly past a well defended wedding chapel. will they hole up there for a while? hold a mock ceremony for themselves? do or receive ironic violence here? stare wistfully and move on? any of it is better television than getting attacked by generic attack monkeys. you should have a dozen of these things on the map for every single candidate. but the game makers are more interested in doing the same thing every other game has done than in telling a compelling story.
it makes me second guess enjoying the children's murder arenas at all.
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SAY IT BACK ⪠letting them leave without an ily
finishing up some smaller things from my wip folder before i buckle down and work on the big stuff again. here's this doofy little fluff piece.
characters included: chris redfield, leon kennedy, jill valentine, ada wong
content: fluff. just fluff. established relationship. mildly ooc behavior for the sake of fluff (also known as being in a relationship and acting stupid)
You found it on TikTok - or maybe it was Instagram, or Facebook - doesn't matter. One of the media conglomerates had given you a horrible idea about how to tease your loving, devoted partner.
It's simple - when they said 'I love you' before they left for work, you just wouldn't say it back. What could go wrong?
Chris Redfield âŞ
Did not notice. Secure. In his lane. Unbothered. Probably not moisturized. (Get him a nice oil, fragrance free. He'll like it more if you massage it into his muscles for him, spend a little extra time smoothing along the curve of his spine, up and over the tightness of his shoulders.)
If you're at the point with Chris where he's saying âI love youâ in place of a goodbye, he doesn't need to hear you say it back. He's confident in your relationship. Hearing it is just a nice bonus.
You're going to get your own feelings hurt here. Sent yourself into a spiral. Like, damn, does he not listen? Does he not care? What the fuck is his deal?
Chris is legitimately confused when you bring it up to him later. Doesn't get the point of the whole thing. âWhy wouldn't you just say you love me?â Head cocked to the side, so puppy-like you can practically see the velvety ears flopping over.
Really doesn't do the whole social media thing. Even when you show him videos as an example, he's just shrugging. "I'm pretty sure those are skits, honey. No one really reacts like that."
If only he knew. Hey - at least now you know that Chris is perfectly content in your relationship and won't let anything silly like this bother him. It's just a sign to ramp up the pranks - more practical jokes, less subtle, harmless emotional manipulation.
That's what you thought, at least, but when Chris flips the light off that night and sidles up behind you in bed, strong arms slipping around your middle and tugging you back to him, his voice rumbles in your ear - "You gonna tell me you love me, or is this gonna be a problem?"
And Chris is really good at extracting confessions. How badly do you actually want to get some sleep tonight?
Jill Valentine âŞ
Doesn't seem to have noticed that you ignored her. Walked right out the door without missing a step, didn't even glance back. Her car pulls out of the garage, her sunglasses on - she seems entirely unbothered.
Oh, sheâs bothered.
Jill Valentine is Not Pettyâ˘ď¸. And she does not pout when her partner doesn't say âI love youâ back. She's in a pissy mood at work for a completely unrelated reason. She's not returning your texts because she's busy at work, not because she's trying (and failing) to give you a taste of your own medicine.
She definitely doesn't carry that storm cloud all the way home with her, doesn't rain on your parade when you cheerfully announce that dinner's ready and on the table.
You're trying everything you can think of to cheer her up. Asking about work got you a noncommittal shrug. You'd offered to draw a bath for her - or (preferably) for the both of you, but she'd dismissed the idea, talking about how it would take up too much time.
She didn't have the heart to shrug you off when you started massaging her shoulders. Despite your silence in the morning, you were clearly intent on taking care of her. Maybe nothing was wrong. Maybe you just hadn't heard her.
Her palm presses against your cheek, turns you to face her. She searches your eyes for a moment, her gaze unreadable. "Thanks for dinner. I love you."
Nothing. Fucking nothing. "You're welcome."
Jill knows that look on your face, that shit-eating grin that you're trying to cover up by glancing down, by pretending to be flustered. Her hands grip your hips. She manhandles you into her lap, chair scraping against the floor to make room for the both of you.
"Okay - spill. What's up with you?"
Once you explain, she's not mad about the whole thing, not really. But you can't help but notice that she's been withholding kisses lately, and-- wait.
Fuck. Now she's turned the tables on you.
Leon Kennedy âŞ
Keeps finding new and inventive ways to double back inside the house. He's not going to outright ask you what's up - that would make him look desperate, which heâs totally not. Heâs definitely not concerned at all that you didnât complete your morning ritual and send him out the door with an âI love youâ. Heâs a big boy - this isnât high school, this is his very mature, very adult relationship.
Excuse number one: âSorry, forgot my keys,â as he makes a show of dropping his keys out of his pocket, onto the living room floor. His eyes are on you when he reaches to grab them. Leon tosses them in his hand, making as much noise as he possibly can. âAll right, love you.â
You hold strong. Still no âlove youâ back. Heâs gone for all of 60 seconds when he comes back with excuse number two: âAh, damn, forgot my badge. Iâd lose my head if it wasnât attached.â
His badge is attached to his belt. You can literally see it. When you point that out to him, he makes a show of being relieved, goes so far as to press a kiss to your temple, and says, âGod, what would I do without you? Love ya. Have a good day.â
But you hold strong. Until excuse number three:
âBabe, have you seen my gun?â
You laugh, which only makes him laugh - and then he hits you with âno, seriouslyâ while he leans against the doorway, hip cocked. Heâs got you figured out by now, knows that if he can make you laugh then youâre not doing this because youâre mad at him or anything. He can't even be mad when you explain it to him. He can only warn you:
"I'm gonna get you for this. Now, c'mon - say it."
Ada Wong âŞ
I don't know why you would do this to her to be honest. She just said âI love youâ. You should be marking your calendar and turning this into a holiday.
She doesn't say it often, at least not while you're conscious. Whether she presses her sentiments into your hair while you sleep against her, drooling against her collar bone, is up for debate. You have no hard evidence and she'll deny the allegations.
It simultaneously is and is not a big deal. She didn't say it because she craved the validation of having you repeat it to her. She said it because she meant it. There's so few concrete truths about herself that she can share with you, but that was one of them. Does it sting a little not to have it returned? Maybe.
She turns the moment over and over in her head, letting it haunt her. You had given her time, she thinks, why can't she give you yours? But your silence is a specter that tinges every moment. It creeps at the edges of every thought, itâ
âHey, you forgot your coffee.â
She turns to see you in the door of your apartment, hanging from the frame with one hand, her cup extended to her in the other. She clicks back to you in her stilettos, and your press a kiss to her cheek when she claims her drink. The guilt of it all ate at you before you could let her leave your sight. âLove you. Be safe.â
She'd spiraled before she even got down to the parking lot. Total loser in love.
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a lil continuation to gimme a hand wherein our lovely reader helps eddie out after an embarrassing mistake.
18+ mdni. again, mostly just smut. maybe some angst towards the end i guessss. eddie munson x female reader.
eddieâs on cloud nine.
his head floating well above the pretty pink room he was currently in.
not entirely sure how he ended up here but also not at all angry about it. a night of rum and beer had lead him to this.
sarah.. savanna.. something, sits atop of his lap, bouncing off of his thighs like a jacked up rabbit.
heâs clawing at her back, trying and failing, to keep a steady grip on her wild body. appreciating the soft squeaks that left her mouth with every bounce.
and before he can really think about it enough to stop his mouth, he says it. wanting to dig his own grave the second his lips spread.
a long, drawn out iteration of your name.
she stops, immediately. breathless as she grips his shoulders, âwhatâd you say?â
his cock aches and his cheeks burn, any hope that sheâd just ignore it and continue had flown out of the window, âwhat?â acting clueless, âi didnât.. didnât say anything.â
eddie knows full well what had slipped out of his loose lips, muscle memory from the embarrassing amount of times he had whined your name while imagining that it was your hand wrapped around his cock instead.
âyou said somebody elseâs name,â she frowns, sounding far too close to a possessive girlfriend rather than the one night stand that she actually was.
âdid i? i donât really remember.. does it matter?â with full sincerity, wondering if she was going to stay on his dick or climb off and throw him out.
âif iâm having sex with someone, i at least expect them to know my name,â she scowls, clambering from his lap to the empty space next to him.
âshit,â he mumbles, head in his hands, âfuck. iâm sorry,â sobering up instantly, embarrassed by his blunder.
she sighs, taking pity on his pathetic self, âis she your ex or something?â re-dressing herself with an old t-shirt, rightfully putting an end to their encounter.
âno..â eddie frowns, shaking his head, âsheâs my.. my friend.â
best friend actually. making it all the more confusing and complicated. heâd spare her of all the gory details, for her sake.
âoh,â the girl gawps, stifling her laugh. âyou should tell her,â leaning over to grab her phone, no doubt to tell all of her friends about eddieâs embarrassing freudian slip.
heâd deserve it.
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eddie perches on the end of your bed, not daring to move any closer for fear of losing it and touching you like he dreamed of doing.
it had been four months, two weeks and five days since youâd jerked him off in that tiny bathroom.
not that he was counting.
and still nothing more had happened between you. a few instances where eddie had thought you were close but nothing of any real consequence.
nevertheless, a day hadnât passed since where he hadnât thought about it at least once.
heâs memorised every single frame of that video, all the times you pant and twist your hand. the exact second his phone falls onto the counter and the video changes to an image of the back of his head.
every. last. detail.
you jab your foot into his back, peering over your phone screen to frown at him, âwhatâs wrong with you?â
eddie sighs, letting his shoulders slump, still staring at the torn ac/dc poster he had ripped off the wall for you. it reminds him too much of times where things werenât so complicated.
âi hooked up with someone the other day,â he states monotonously, uncaring anymore about telling you what had really happened.
âokay?â you jab him again, âwhy are you sad about that?â confusion echoing.
âiâm not sad.â
you sit up, the mattress shifting behind him, âthen what the fuckâs your problem?â leaning forward to rest your chin on his shoulder, in that similar position you were in all those months ago.
sometimes he wishes youâd never touched him. that he had just settled with chrissy and you had never been an option. not that you really were now, still unobtainable, taunting and teasing him.
âi said your name,â he exhales in one big breath, âi said your name while i was having sex with her.â
his shoulders felt lighter now, despite you still resting on them. something about the relief of finally letting you know how he felt. embracing his stupidity.
âreally?â your mouth falls open, âholy shit, thatâs funny,â he can feel your hands creep up his back, sending shivers over his skin.
eddie shakes his head, at a loss for words. he could see how youâd find it funny, but he couldnât see the humour in it himself. in fact, it was a marker for the absolute desperation he felt towards your new complex relationship. not only had you taken over all of his waking thoughts, but youâd somehow subliminally crept into his intoxicated mind thoo.
âwhat were you thinking about? when you said it,â you pry, head twisting around to look at him.
âyou.â
âme?â you rasp, right into his ear. âwhat about me?â feeling your breath against his cheek, transporting him straight back to wayneâs cramped bathroom.
his eyes fall shut, like heâs in some humiliation ritual, getting off to the way you teased him so.
âthat video.. that stupid video,â he whispers, tuned in to every twitch of your fingers on his back, your soft breaths in his ear.
âoh,â he can hear the smirk in your voice, unwilling to open his eyes to see it again, âis that it? just the video?â
he doesnât understand why youâre asking so many questions. obviously enjoying the way he squirmed under your touch, antsy and reluctant to say anything.
âi was.. picturing you were her,â he squeezes out, blood rushing to not only his cheeks, but his cock too.
âaw,â you coo, hand sliding higher, âtell me how it felt,â voice thick with desire, fingers circling around his shaking shoulders.
âgood..â his eyes squeeze together, feeling his jeans shift uncomfortably, ânot as good as you did,â almost begging, pleading for it.
you hum, your other hand finding the top of his thigh, dangerously close to the tent in his jeans.
if you kept this up, heâd cum all over his fucking pants.
you squeeze the skin, a low grumble from yours lips, âwhat position were you in?â
oh god.
âw-why?â eddie chokes, seeing stars behind his eyelids.
âi just wanna know, eds.. so i can picture the scene.â
his head tilts back, allowing you the opportunity to creep into the crook of his neck, traces of your lips just barely touching the sensitive skin.
âplease tell me,â you mumble, vibrating against his trachea, making his toes curl, grounding himself with the rough carpet.
âshe was on top,â he spits, balling his fist around your blanket.
it didnât feel real between his fingers, poorly substituting your body for the cotton.
âoh,â you shift, the bed frame creaking as you clamber into his lap, resting atop of his thighs. âlike this?â
he doesnât open his eyes. canât, not without cumming his pants right there. but he can feel you, perched just below his crotch,
âwhatâd she do now? hmm?â dragging your nails down his chest, your fingers prod at his skin, forcing him to flop back against the mattress.
the space allows you to shuffle upwards, your cunt brushing against his aching cock, leaving him no choice but to turn into pure mush beneath you.
âfuck,â he breathes, daring a glance in hopes to keep the image ingrained in his mind forever.
your hips begin to grind against his crotch, groaning softly with your palms flat to his chest.
âyou like that?â you purr, rocking back and forth on top for he rough denim of his jeans.
âi need you.. fuck, please,â he keens, fingertips so firmly pressed into your waist that theyâd leave indentations for days.
you donât respond, sighing softly as the friction between you grows stronger, cruel and twisted in the way you tease him.
he doesnât understand what all of these almost-encounters mean. itâs like you want him but not fully. holding yourself back for the right moment or perhaps just trying to keep him going until somebody else came along.
his hands slide around to your ass, moving with every jerk and cant of your hips. gruff, frustrated sighs leave his mouth, mixing somewhere in the air with your whiny moans. need and urgency ricocheting around the walls of your room, yet neither one of you prepared to take it all the way.
âjesus eds, are you gonna cum?â you breathe, as much as this was for his benefit, you were getting off as well.
that alone makes this other worldly. even if he was doing absolutely none of the work, you were writhing and gasping just as he was.
itâs almost incomprehensible how much you using him to get off was frying his brain.
eddie was about to combust, the closeness of it all, so near and yet still so far apart. two layers of clothes felt like a million miles. finally brave enough to open his eyes, hoping to keep this image seared into his brain forever.
âyeah.. yeah iâm gonna cum,â he whines, jerking his hips up to meet yours, rocking against each other in perfect rhythm, âplease.. oh fuck- fuckfuckfuck,â his cock positioned perfectly between your folds, covering your pajama shorts with your slick.
âgood boy,â you breathe, fingers twisted into his shirt, tugging at the fabric, not letting up on your torturous grinding.
your tone is somewhere between mocking and sincere, but he doesnât care. doesnât have the brain capacity to if heâs honest.
his cock twitches against his boxers, hips shuddering into the air as an uncomfortable warmth overtakes his crotch.
âoh god.. shit,â the sudden realisation of the mess in his pants, how grotesquely down bad he was for you, hits all at once.
your lips curve, shuffling down to the top of his thighs. you donât exchange words, just a sly glance that erupts into giggles. leaning down to peck his lips as your hands let go of their hold on his chest.
eddieâs hands donât move, gripping onto your hips, hoping youâll stay there for the rest of eternity. not only had he cum in his pants, he had done so at a disturbingly fast rate. a few minutes of what was essentially dry humping had left him sticky and full of shame.
âare you ever gonna let me fuck you?â he asks, practically begging for your mercy, needing to know for his own sake.
he likes to think that if you said no, heâd be able to walk away with his dignity, to never let this embarrassing display for pathetic yearning happen again.
yet deep down, he also knows that thatâll never happen. you could string him along forever and ever and heâd never do a thing about it other than cherish the moments you let him touch you.
your laugh topples over, slinging your leg over his waist to kneel beside his lifeless body, âone day,â kneeing him softly in the side, âgo get changed, iâm hungry,â climbing off of the mattress, disappearing from his eyesight.
his head flops back onto the bed, sweaty and exhausted, ignoring the feel of his boxers clinging to his skin and the inevitable wet patch seeping through to his jeans.
an insatiable churning in his stomach for more, for you.
but eddie is eddie, so instead of doing any of the things that he really wanted to do, he rolls off of your bed with a sigh, shimmying out of his jeans just as youâd asked him to.
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