eggy-tea
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I like things that other people make, and I like to make stuff myself sometimes, too. Unrepentant tag rambler; currently deep down the Leverage rabbit hole.
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eggy-tea · 17 hours ago
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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice
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eggy-tea · 19 hours ago
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When you throw laundry on your couch and suddenly the spot becomes a hot commodity
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eggy-tea · 20 hours ago
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One of my favorites.
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eggy-tea · 22 hours ago
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My mother hates Baby Yoda, but loves Christmas. So naturally, it has become a Christmas tradition in our family to give her a Grogu ornament that she will either have to “lose” (But that was a gift, Mom! From your loving children!) or else put on the tree where everyone can see it.
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eggy-tea · 24 hours ago
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Interior Chinatown is delightfully weird. I’m not sure what to make of of it yet, but I’m digging it so far.
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eggy-tea · 2 days ago
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Every so often I think that I was just young and foolish at the time and Agents of Shield wasn't actually a very good show, because how could it be? And then I think, well, maybe some seasons were OK, but some of them must have been complete garbage, right? Just utterly unwatchable dreck? And then I go and watch an episode just to check -- bracing myself the whole time because I'm sure my nostalgia is about to be ruined -- and then... I watch another episode. And another. Then the whole season. And the next... because, turns out, it's a good show.
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eggy-tea · 2 days ago
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eggy-tea · 2 days ago
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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eggy-tea · 2 days ago
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Save me warm toned lit windows of tenement blocks on a winters evening save me
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eggy-tea · 2 days ago
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Hey good news. Good news. We hemmed and hawed so long about the situation with the Omelas hole that the kid in the Omelas hole is now the Adult in the Omelas hole. Still suffering exactly as much, but they've lost the charisma bump that a kid gets just from being a kid so the sense of moral urgency is pretty, you know, I mean it's still bad, but like, whatever, you know. It's some middle aged guy having a real bad day, alright, that's not that exceptional. Get over it buddy
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eggy-tea · 3 days ago
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hey gang something I'm genuinely interested in:
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eggy-tea · 3 days ago
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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eggy-tea · 3 days ago
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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 
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eggy-tea · 3 days ago
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shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
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eggy-tea · 4 days ago
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there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet
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eggy-tea · 4 days ago
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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause
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eggy-tea · 4 days ago
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there’s another fucking week this week
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