#what am i doing with my life 😭

[schnitzelsemmerl]

aushun is literally just "pov i show him my pussy and all he says is "holla die waldfee"..."

[mobius-m-mobius]

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

[axoqiii]

another p5r art dump hiiiiieii 😢😢😢

[yrsonpurpose]

TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ Natural Diamonds

[tomatoart]

Bleegeghh teh 11th💉🥫 ft. recent outfitz

[randumbkatt]

hey, hey apple

[beeduoo]

exile

[shalom-iamcominghome]

My jewish community, friends, rabbi, and educators: We are very invested in helping you be jewish. Do you want to help read the haftarah? Here's a chanukiah! You can have it!! Borrow these books! Here's some books! You need more books... Come to pesach! Come to the chanukah party! When are your classes done? We need a minyan for once!

Me and my 50000 IQ: What if I am Secretly Appropriating judaism? What if I am doing a Cultural Appropriation........

[krussyarts]

Thanks to @teatitty for the idea!! Original under cut

[gunsatthaphan]

so,,,, no THK today?

[schnitzelsemmerl]

aushun is literally just "pov i show him my pussy and all he says is "holla die waldfee"..."

[unriding]

a … a gift from the talented @kruinka 🥹 thank you so much!! ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)

[zarophod]

you’re kidding me. the show literally ends with Captain being gay about the weatherman. what a brilliant way to finish off this wonderful show. i’m gonna miss it :(

[marimopup]

Cringetober day 18: Fandom AU

Day 20: Tumblr sexyman

I didn’t realize the prompt said tumblr sexyWOMAN until after I drew everything oops

Where are his fan girls I am starving for Ice Prince content………..

[virgothozul]

!! Can someone explain Alien Stage to me ? Please ! It’s so mysterious, where’s the entrance ?

[pricetagged]

I really want to write a poly 141 au loosely based on 'Ready or Not', but I don't know if I have the time (or ability).

I'm picturing reader marrying one of the boys, either Gaz or Soap. Either of them could be charming, winning you over, just a little vein of that too-bright intensity thrumming under the handsome face and sweet words.

Whoever it is (leaning towards Gaz), they bring you to meet the rest of the lads. 'Just a little ritual we have,' he'd reassure you. 'Just meet the squad, play some games, get to know each other.' You mean so much to him! And they do too, so naturally you should meet.

You'd have dinner together, a little awkward as the big guy in the mask just wouldn't stop staring. Wouldn't stop making comments that err just the wrong side of unsettling. Johnny, too. He'd be overly familiar, shockingly handsy, but your husband just wouldn't react. Instead, he'd lean back in his chair, fingers stroking yours as he did little more than watch. And the Captain... You'd feel weighed and stripped under his gaze. You came hoping for their blessing, hoping to please Kyle, but the approval in John's eyes would glint with something hungry.

Your shaking hands would pluck the 'hide and seek' card from the box, and Kyle would coo false comforts in your ear while the others at the table perked up. Bloodhounds catching a scent. You just have to make it through the night, that's all. There are lots of places to hide around the cabin, in the forest. They'd even give you a head start!

Of course, you don't stand much of a chance. You'd hold out surprisingly long, and there'd be a few near-misses. But eventually, your luck would run out...

I'm not sure how to go about it, how to show the violence (since obviously reader survives! But i kind of want a slasher vibe too?). And once they catch you, the real fun begins 👀🖤 (obvs this is going to be dark).

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Anyway, I'm swamped with finishing other fics on my list. Don't know if/when I'll get around to this.