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BREAKING NEWS: Tragic! The worst person you knew turned our to be a great dad!
#ace attorney#rayfa padma khura'in#inga karkhuul khura'in#the big bad is the final victem??#what a twist!#no but seriously this guy was an asshole#why is he the best dad in khura'in?
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So remember when C.R.U.S.H. used an exploding fake cow to try to kill the P.O.P. agents? (Many such cases, apparently.)
How the tables have turned.
#I have no words#first the snakes make a comeback#now there are cows again. MULTIPLE.#(that… apparently stood on their hind legs before getting shot? those were some high bulls-eyes…)#it’s a clever reversal!#C.R.U.S.H. once used cows as a weapon against the P.O.P. agents!#now the P.O.P. agents turn that weapon back on C.R.U.S.H. by using cows in their escape plan!#what a twist!#what a sense of narrative fulfillment!#(this is so silly)#(why and how did this happen??)#(this is RIDICULOUS)#(I love it)#(once again ignore the casual animal abuse)#(it’s Fine)
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edison hollingsworth burned alive in his apartment today. how are we feeling chat
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"Hmmmmm." (He is just here to give you an extra layer of trauma.)
@lord-danzo
Disgusting! As if he would EVER let that old bastard anywhere near him! And now he decides to rub it in to his face that he's also fills out and scored a LOT of Kabuto's preferences!
One too many for Kabuto's liking. But four bingos?!
"Get the hell out and get away from me!"
No... he refuses to believe it. They must've lied about at least some of the scores to get him this riled up.
Perhaps his preferences are too easy for others to scratch out and get a bingo since he got so many people passing so far...
Thank you for the trauma to keep him on edge.
#lord danzo#holy shit#:O#what a twist!#he is so upset#also#if this IS true#then...#that's kind of amazing#O_O#if only Danzo wasn't a bastard
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We are K???
K is us???
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sidious has died unexpectedly
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i… ryen. i’ve come running. i’ve been in such a bad mood over not getting a code. and then earlier this evening i made post simply saying “happy for my moots, depressed for myself 🤠” because it’s true i’m so happy for all of my people who have gotten tickets but it really is SUCH a shitty feeling not getting them. BUT THEN. OH AND THEN ONE OF MY MOOTS MESSAGED ME saying she saw my post and had two tickets for NY D-2 that she didn’t need anymore and asked me if i wanted to buy them from her!!!!!!! this fucking hellscape is a magical place and my best friend and i had basically given up all hope and i feel so incredibly lucky right now i could legitimately cry. holy shit am i really going to perceive THEE min yoongi/suga/agust d with my human eyes and not only through a screen??? i can’t process this
NICKI I WANNA CRY THIS IS THE BEST NEWS.. oh my god. Bless that person helping you out that is the coolest😭😭😭 wow. Badass move right there if you ask me🤣 they deserve everything good in the world<3 and you have been so wonderful so like?? This is the universe giving back to you! I’m so happy for you. Be sure to get everything planned now🥳
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Just a heads up: I'm starting to actually like Adolin, so he's probably going to die soon.
#the stormlight archive#cosmere#brandon sanderson#adolin kholin#a daring escape from the pit!#he macgyvered a rope made of dumb bitch energy#what a twist!
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Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?
#I AM SICK#THIS IS SO SICK AND FUCKING TWISTED#we won but at what cost#DID HE EVER GET TO TELL JINX HE LOVED HER#i’m so heartbroken#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#timebomb#jinx#jinx arcane#ekko#ekko arcane
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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i want more nuance to be entered into the discussion of the green girl sorority and how differently cynthia plays elphaba in comparison to those who came before her because while a lot of people are rightfully like "why was elphaba not black from the beginning" and celebrating that she is now being played by a black woman, i think we need to be careful in just writing off all the elphabas of the past as Random White Girls when the role was championed (and often followed/succeeded) by a jewish woman
the pop culture archetype of the Wicked Witch has deep roots in antisemitism stretching faaaar far back. there is a level of reclamation happening in casting idina menzel, a jewish woman, to play the Misunderstood and Maligned young girl who is branded as exactly that. and stage!Elphaba is also written and acted with jewish stereotypes in mind--she is loud, aggressive, no-nonsense, blunt. she is quick to advocate for herself and shut down the discrimination she faces. all of this is very intentional! her personality is abrasive from years of abuse, and that makes propagandizing her easy. this is literally the thesis statement of the musical--it's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed.
cynthia's performance of elphaba is fucking INSPIRED despite going in a completely different direction. she's much more reserved, analytical, one of her key character traits is how well she can read people (see her calling out Galinda as insecure/putting on airs in their first scene together, clocking that Fiyero is using his party guy persona as a shield for his own depression) elphaba's attempts to blend in and make herself smaller all fail simply because of her existence, if not that then because she feels empathy so strongly she often struggles to hold back from acting, protecting.
personality wise, though, cynthia's elphaba is very quiet and closed-off, not at all the bullet-to-the-face that she is in the stage show, and... she still gets propagandized and maligned. though this seems to contradict the other interpretation, it tells of the other end of the spectrum of propaganda, one that black women watching (and many, MANY other marginalized folks) are sure to identify with--it does not matter how "nice," how reserved, how small a black woman makes herself. a racist society will still scrutinize her every action for a way to parse ill intent from it, brand her as an angry black woman who is dangerous and wicked, and write off any humanity she has in the process.
these two very different interpretations tell of the lie of assimilation. the fact of the matter is, when you are marginalized, there is no way to sand down your edges enough to make the people oppressing you "accept" you. that is why wicked is a tragedy at its core. whether loud and aggressive or quiet and unimposing, there is nothing elphaba could have done to make the people of Oz see her as anything other than a scapegoat to blame all their problems on.
so while i definitely appreciate that people are excited for black girl era elphaba, i would encourage us all to still show appreciation for what came before--that was not white girl era elphaba. that was jewish girl era elphaba. two houses, both alike in dignity, two stories both worth being told.
#wordy wendy#wicked#wicked movie#wicked 2024#wendy rambles#wendy meta#honestly i get chills whenever im watching the movie#and it gets to 'her green skin is a twisted manifestorial of her true nature#' what a wham line. literally makes me sick to hear.
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Penthouse spoiler
IT WAS POOR MOM ALL ALONG!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also, like 6 people think they murdered this girl. The wildness of this plot!
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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My All-Time Favorite Extreme French Slasher Movie - High Tension/Switchblade Romance Spoiler Review
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My honored guests...dinner is served ✨✨
Go on, little mouse. Partake, enjoy your supper...
I was so disappointed when Larian dropped Patch 7 with its new evil endings, but no Raphael dinner included, so I vowed to make up for it with a dinner of my own. I was all set to color and shade, but things didn’t quite go as planned, and I had to take a little break. I picked it up again a few days ago, and here it is—finally finished.
Happy holidays!
#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldur's gate 3#bg3 raphael#raphael bg3#baldur's gate 3 raphael#raphael baldur's gate 3#raphael the cambion#digital art#artists on tumblr#fanart#cw blood#cw: gore#bg3 tav#raphael x tav#bg3 ending#but with a twist#and consequences#better keep your word Tav#you know what happens if you don't#“your flesh my supper”#“your blood my wine”#“your soul my plaything”#and hooks till the world dies 🤣
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PLA: Yeah, that maniac.
Stanley seemed to have a grudge when I last spoke to him...
Something about Voice helping Nintendo create him...
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