#what a fun ask man

[sohotthateveryonedied]

Tim as a Ghost after Dick killed him: ....That motherfucker.

Tim: *Booting up his laptop* Prepare to get cancelled for a hate crime.

(I feel like Tim would be more petty than just plain mean, if he were to be a ghost, and just fucks with Dick)

bonus:

[masspectrum]

what’s up with the fish tank in the mystery shack? (transcript + textless under)

TRANSCRIPT:

ford: you have an axolotl? stan: huh? stan: oh, yeah. Mabel calls it Sherbert. or Bart. ford: how long have you had it? stan: couple years I think. ‘lil guy just kinda stares at people.

[cherryatombomb]

soap who has a tendency to just ramble, like super long-winded rambles where he gets distracted, and he can get kinda loud as he does so will stop and apologise awkwardly when he realises nobody's paying attention x ghost who usually gets overestimulated when someone talks that much but has been listening intently the whole time and looks so confused when soap stops to apologise. just prompts him to continue bc he's been listening the whole time and genuinely seems interested

[kindahoping4forever]

I simply may never recover 😌😭🥰

[feralmoonlight]

So uh... I believe I promised some lewds last night >w>

SO with @driftingmoonmenace​ blessing, I offer the Safe version...

And a link to the S p i c y version uwu

This was... WAY too much fun to work on. And now I need a nice cold shower.

And to be clear, There be DICKS in the link, but it goes to the sfw version first and then the naughty down below it~

Dead doves as they say

[aroacedavestrider]

anyway i was gonna make a big long post about this but its 1:30am and im tired lmao. so has anyone noticed the insane similarities between all this anti-transmasc stuff and the entire aspec exclusionist movement or is that just me on my aroace trans dude shit

like. i dunno. the misconstruing of the concepts of transandromisia and aphobia in general being made out to “oppress other identities”, or just the downplaying / dismissal of our group-specific issues altogether, or insisting that these specific issues are just the results of some broader, equally shitty concept, or saying that we have “privilege” comparable to majority groups (cis men, straight people) despite being excluded / ridiculed / persecuted by those same groups, or the fact that when we talk about these issues were reduced to like “whiny little white teenage uwu tumblr blogger” instead of taken seriously, or that while real people in our communities are getting hurt or killed people are focusing on whether the terms we use are #unproblematic enough instead

idk is that just me? am i hallucinating or am i experiencing the 2018 exclusionist movement all over again except make it #trans

[sketching-shark]

So I just discovered that you hit 300 followers, so congratulations!!! You deserve it shark :DD Also if u r still taking sketch suggestions, perhaps Niu Mowang and Sun Wukong drinking together while being besties >:))

Aw, thanks so much @relmint! I do appreciate it, especially from such a steller artist such as yourself :3. Thanks so much also for what turned out to be a very fun request! I hope I did these two beastly bros justice.

[oursoundmeansdeath]

with my apologies to Rhys Darby. From Kristian Nairn's instagram live with Rhys Darby and Samba Schutte.

[danny-chase]

dang it i miss when jason was a self serving asshat of a character that was consumed by his desire for revenge and was willing to do whatever it takes to prove his point

[oifaaa]

I love how you wrote “crying” in the latest baby jason art, the y and g look like they have little fishes there hehe. Sorry this is so random,,,also I love your baby jason uwu

I need to stop drawing baby jason he's literally all I've been drawing for two days now I need to draw other things

[mortalsilence]

I have two Hobs in my head, both equally canonical:

Hob who was always conscientiously bi, until church told not to be. Now that society allows him to be, he is more open again.

Hob in complete denial because of society and etc etc, until the beautiful stranger convinces him otherwise only by existing.

Having to decide which one to use when I write makes me cry a little 🥲

[purplecrayonismine]

...Looking forward to get to know him!

[pastelpaperplanes]

You made 50 FAN KIDS?!?! respect, honestly.

oh no I miscounted by a lot there’s 65 in total that I’ve made. 2020 was WILD. Crack kids out the WAZOO

[astrohaterz]

kay faraday bestest big sister of all time!!!!!!!!! trucy wright bestest little sister of all time!!!!!!!!

[kaybzzart]

I think conney would leave aaron a message like "Just wondering if would you like to go on movie night or sth with us?"

Double date - movie night lessssgooo !!

[cognitosclowns]

okay just need to get this out —- sitting on

brett’s face is great and all but i want him to sit on my face. he would sound so cute i swear okay done being horny 🤒

OOOOO <333 YEAYEAYEAYEA THIS IS SO GOOD

NSFT BELOW!! MINORS DNI

OOOOOOHHHHH BOYE <3333

OKAY he wouldn't bring it up at first <33 probably not until you two are like,, a few years into the relationship?

NOT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TRUST YOU!!! he just,,, worries that you're gonna think it's weird!! He doesn’t wanna freak you out smdnsd he already has enough trouble asking for stuff as it is.

SO IDEALLY IF ITS SMTH YOU'RE INTERESTED IN <33 bring it up first!!!

EEE <333

He's constantly checking if you're okay. He isn't even,, fully on top of you yet, and he's gonna be asking if you're sure. Is he too heavy? You can breath, right? You don't have to do this if you don't want to, etc, etc.

BEST WAY TO SOOTHE HIM IS JUST,, running your hands along his thighs <33 its super simple and SUPER EFFECTIVE. It gives him smth to focus on when he gets nervous, and he matches his breathing to the strokes!! <33333 your hands make him feel so safe.

if you could see him?? he’d look like his brain had just been plucked outta his head

just??? Lips slightly parted, mouth slightly open, eyes all fuzzy?? YEAYEAYEAYEA BABEY <333

no words!! no language only Please and Please-adjacent.

He can't even place what specifically about it makes his brain completely shut down?? Like usually he's pretty vocal but this,, sensation feels so completely new, in such an unfamiliar area?? That usually doesn’t get a lot of attention? He feels split between mortified at how much he's enjoying it and,, completely enraptured!!!

THE NOISES ONLY START UP IF YOU,, REALLY START GETTING IN THERE. 

He starts leaning forwards<33 he's probably gonna need to brace himself to stay upright and not,, Completely Collapse Forwards??

Expect him to start,, gently grinding back against your mouth <333 nothing too intense bc he wants you to be able to breathe smdnsd but just enough that he can guide you a bit!! besides it helps,, him,,, grind his dick on your tummy <333333

OH BABEY <33 AND YES HE IS GONNA ENJOY YOU FOCUSING ON HIS DICK

cause <33 yea maybe you don't want to suck down some ass and THATS ALL GOOD HE HAS PLENTLY OF LOVELY SKIN DOWN THERE TO FUSS WITH

*grabs you shakes you* use your teeth use your teeth use your

HES GONNA SCREAM <333 you can even bring your hand down to massage his perineum while your mouth explores the rest <333

ITS JUST <333 it almost sounds like sobbing, but its way too quick?? this super needy humming interspersed with gasps <333 OUGHHOUGHE <33

THESE WERE ALL A BIT MISC SO!! LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND!!