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high-speed-r · 7 months ago

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When God was making Neil Newbon, he really said “I’m going to make the most perfect man in every conceivable way” with his whole chest

He legitimately checks every possible box on what it takes to make the best person ever

#neil newbon #omgg this man #what I would give to meet him #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #detroit become human #elijah kamski #gavin reed #resident evil #re8 village #karl heisenberg

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..

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wasabi-gumdrop · 9 months ago

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Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion #minor spoilers in the tags!#royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage #and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens #Marcille would be so sick of it #Laios also has his fair share of proposals #Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already #well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone #anyway lol #someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’#Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that #Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes #Laios: well if you say so #but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic #so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (:#fool proof plan Laios good job #totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance #so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’#and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne #doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it #better yet …. Kabru Touden #much to consider #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #kabru of utaya #labru #if you squint #wasabi doodles

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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Cite your sources.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangshan #jiang cheng #lan wangji #mianmian #Jiang Cheng stays quiet after JGS says his foul little lie about WWX not respecting or liking him.#And because it's an audio format there isn't any other information we get on what he does.#Probably sit there in silence. Fermenting on his festering abandonment issues.#I think JC has a bit of a delicate heart when it comes to the last few things he has to hold on to.#And damn if JGS can see right into that weakness. He's got a mercury tongue. Silvery and poisonous.#I know LWJ makes his rebuttal more for preserving WWX's face than reassuring JC.#But I also know they *did* team up in the past and they do have a lot in common. And canonically can't stand each other.#They are my funny little duo and I'm the one drawing the comic. I can bake my own crumbs.#Would LWJ actually comfort JC? I don't think he knows how to comfort anyone actually. Not even himself.#JC is struggling so badly in this meeting. I'm glad there are other people in this awful meeting to tag in while he has a quiet cry.#Who's ready for Mianmian to go off next comic? Let's give a 'GET HIS ASS GIRL' to our queen!

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aunmenosheteroenespanol · 9 months ago

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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 show #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #tommy kinard #evan buckley #evan 'buck' buckley #kinley #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name #anyway analysis time!#looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud #babygirl was back there getting into narnia #he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins #even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something #but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think #and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself #because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you #then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is #and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough #or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him #rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless #my edits

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edwardsdeathcabcd · 2 months ago

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i've said it before but it will forever and always make me insane that jacob's ending is to join the cullens for the sake of bella not having to give anything up. they find out jake will be immortal & tied to renesmee forever, so bella gets to smile & say "my family is finally complete! ^-^" but jake already HAS a family. he has a father and 2 sisters. quil, embry, seth and sam are like his brothers. jacob and leah were planning to run away together. he's always been welcome in emily's home, sue has been a family friend since before his birth. bella abandons her mortality by choice because she feels no connection to the people around her, but jacob has really strong bonds. it's clear that every character we meet in la push is like family to him, he's an active member of the community. jake would've graduated high school and been a mechanic, would've grown into a young man. a good friend, a fun uncle, a present son. he's set up to have such a rich life. and he's just magically compelled to give that up. beyond his control, he loses sight of everything, because his high school crush's baby is now the singular most important thing to him. he's perpetually 18 with his perpetually 18 year old girlfriend, running around vancouver or alaska or wherever with the girl who friendzoned him at 16 & her in-laws (who were antagonistic to him for months). and i'm just supposed to say omg yay now he doesn't have to let go of bella! everyone is happy! it's complete madness

#like even putting aside the utter insanity of him imprinting on a newborn (WHICH IS HARD TO PUT ASIDE) it is still CRAZY #like bella was never gonna do anything but be a vampire. from the moment she meets them the only ending for her is to join the cullens.#throughout the series the only thing we see tying bella to humanity is jacob. that's the conflict for her. thats what she must forfeit.#ofc there's charlie but SHE makes the decision that giving that relationship up is worth it to her #bella was never going to do anything else but jake WAS. jake HAD a whole life ahead of him that was taken from him #HE HAS NO CHOICE. HE'S JUST COMPELLED TO DO IT #ugh. jacob can be the Worst sometimes but ultimately he's a victim of the narrative fr #being kinda shitty & unable to get over a girl at 16 shouldn't condemn u to giving up literally every other relationship in ur life #also the phrasing of 'the girl who friendzoned him' in this post makes it sound like i think bella is wrong for that & to be clear i don't #i just mean to emphasize like. how young they are & how trivial their relationship drama would seem to them years down the line #jacob black #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight blog #bella swan #jacob twilight #quil ateara #seth clearwater #leah clearwater #embry call #sam uley #stephanie meyer #smeyer #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #twilight critical #mine #jake

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dudethatsmyundeaduncle · 9 months ago

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Realizing Dick Grayson is just some guy™ is the worst thing that ever happened to Tim drake.

#can u imagine meeting ur hero and he gives u the ick 💀#I JUST THINK LIKE THE INHERENT HILARITY OF THE SHINE COMING OFF THAT APPLE WOULD BE SO FUNNY #TIMS ALL HYPE TO BE NEXT TO HIS HERO DICK GRAYSON UNTIL HE SEES HIM FORGET WHICH PEDAL IN THE CAR DOES WHAT AT 12PM #13 YROLD TIM HAS TO LIE DOWN BECUZ THE WORLD HAS DISSAPPOINTED HIM DICK GRAYSON STILL USES A MOTOROLLA FLIP PHONE CUZ ITS REALIABLE #anyway i just think it would be so fuckin funny #DC #Batman #Batfam #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Nightwing #Red Robin #never meet ur heroes kids LITTERALLY their apartments smell SO BAD

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stefisdoingthings · 5 months ago

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ark aftermath

#being in the ark with knives who had gathered such immense power definitely fucked with vash's brain #their fight before the ark haunts me. what do you mean 'blackness of decay' jesus christ #it reminds me of 'youve got more of them...scars'#knives seeing that his brother is actively like. dying.#also what do u mean knives tried to merge with him. that definitely took a toll on both of them #anyway so vash has vivid hallucinations of his brother and whatnot #wolfwood hates himself for that obviously #just imagine the horror he would experience if vash called him 'knives'#vash literally spitting blood because 1) anxiety 2) hes so fucking tired and tortured and shit #he wants a break guys give him a break #but ooobviously vash (the man he is) he'll never accuse wolfwood of trapping him in the ark. of betraying him etc #so he'll just be happy to be there alive and relatively well and hope the same for his brother #at least for the time being before vash meets him and kills him #this is the longest comic ive made sorry if it feels a bit rushed/not well concluding #best i can do #its been kicking my ass for the past week and i just wanted to be done w it #trigun #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun maximum #trigun fanart #my art #millions knives #<- for a fragment of a second #what else #tw hallucinations #tw blood #tw emetophobia

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puppppppppy · 2 years ago

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personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH #I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF #I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect #him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least #based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein #the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that #I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this #makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible #the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol #and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸#I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between #physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin #so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the #first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo #I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles #god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god #my art #doodles #lmk #Lego Monkie kid #Monkie kid #lmk au #re-bound!au #rebound au #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk mk #lmk xiaotian

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nothingbizzare · 9 months ago

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Vampire au Teru is so dramatic

#IF ANYONE WANTS OTHER CHARACTERS DESIGNS FEEL FREE TO ASK BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WITH WHAT TO START FHKFHKFKHFKYFYJFJY #also feel free to draw them or write about them!!!!#nothingbizzare art #TERU GOING DOWN THE STAIRS FOR A DRAMATIC EFFECT WHEN MEETING MOB FOR THE FIRST TIME #HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEH #i still love imagining Terumob but Tery staying in the shadow looking at Mob stay in the sun smiling at him...like Mob is his sun #they are cute !! mob would give him an umbrella and try hangout when is night with Teru #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 fanart #mob psycho fanart #teruki hanazawa #hanazawa teruki #mp100 vampire au

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atalienart · 1 month ago

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Someone says oh I love men in books because they're so amazing to the woman they love, all the things they say are so romantic and they would burn the world for her, they respect her and all, men written by women>>>>>>. And then someone in the comments says yes! like in Haunting Adeline, Xane the love of my life! -_- ...

#jabbernaty #I will never understand people #I don't care he's fictional #if he does all those horrible things I don't give a shit he has abs #and those who write that they'd love to meet someone like those characters irl scare me #sorry guys; today you only get the whining post xD #it's because I'm editing my story and I'm wondering if my MMC isn't too bad of a person but also is he too much of a marshmallow?#if you know what I mean #would anyone like him?#I have a crisis; can't do much about it

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triglycercule · 23 days ago

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can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

#dragging this absolutely ancient draft out of the trenches because i've been having a scene in my head that fits this #i mean not REALLY related to this since its not a crime. more like him reckless abandon of life! their own lives! yeah they die #imagining.... trio driving around in the mountains. dust's driving ans horror's in the passenger and killer's in the back seat because he i #and dust just starts speeding up like...... much more than he really should be in the fucking mountains #and killer points it out and now all of a sudden horror is absolutely terrified LMAOOOO trying to get dust to slow down #and then they crash. but if there's no one more determined in the world killer can always load a save and theyre alive again #and dust is STILL speeding when they come back even with the knowledge that they die and horror's still terrified #but dust just tells him to calm down and loosen up a little bit!!! theyll come back afterwards anyways and they dont even die in pain #and after a few more deaths horrors just like. ugh. fine. you know what FINE ILL GO ALONG WITH IT #he says as he starts laughing along with dust because man!! the feeling of looking out at nature right before they die in a blaze of glory #is GREAT!!!! and then you know something something horrordust have trust in killer to bring them back after they all die #something something horror is willing to give up his usual reservations to have fun with the other two #and its so fun afterwards.... because nobody but them gets hurt!!! dust and horror wouldnt wanna hurt anyone after their au lore #and killer has no reason to in this scenario. so it all works out for them!! the only people getting hurt are them and lowkey they deservei #the sans in the au is probably sooo confused as to why the world is reloading even though theres no human doing so 💀 killer you GOOF #theyve probably all died so many times but only they remember it. soooo cute.... only they get to see each other at their weakest 💔💔💔#killer absolutely abuses the save point when theyre all together i just knowww ittttt sooooo well #he wants everything to continue not restart or go back??? ok but everything IS continuous with these two #not like they stay doing one thing over and over anyways so its not really perpetual. anyways dust and horror would get bored along with hi #if they just kept doing the exact same thing over and over trying to find every possible ending. nahhhh #triglycercule this is sooo unhealthy none of them would do this!! ok well they make each other worse who said it was ever gonna be healthy #screw EVERYONE in the violet banquet discord server who indulged me in my trio waltz dancing in a field of flowers at 3 am. brainrot now...#this scene i described in tags totally happened in my trio meet each other fic btw. just that it hasn't gotten to this point at ALL yet 💀💀#tricule rant #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #sans au #utmv

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justanotherfanfolks · 1 month ago

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CHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland spoilers #twst jp spoilers #excuse me while i scream in the tags ahem-#LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#CATER DIAMOND MY BOY I KNEW IT WOULD BE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!#CHAT WHATS GOING ON WHY IS HE GIVING KING VIBES BOY WHAT IS THIS DREAM OF YOURS?!#THAT SKATEBOARD IN THE BACK IS THE CLOSEST THING TO SKATER BOI CATER CARD IM GETTING AND ILL TAKE IT #SOMEONE SHOW ME THIS BOYS SUBCONSCIOUS NOW!#i cant wait to finally see what the heck is going on in caters mind #is it the cangst?#*grabs by the shoulders* IS IT THE CANGST?#the cangst is real #im literally so excited i had no idea Heartslabyul was dropping so soon i thought it would be in a month or two #but you dont see me complaining!#december release? merry christmas to me!#ok im chill im chill #cay cay you look so slay slay #good for him #this is Cater's time to shine!#begging the order they wake up in to be 1 2 3 4 so trey may bear witness to whatever plot comes of this #so badly want to know why my guy is giving King/Jack of Hearts vibes #share your lore with me Cater i dont bite i just want to put you under a microscope #shoot- hes going to take over my brain space again hes too fascinating a character #hi nice to meet you I'm totally normal about this silly lil guy

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dukeofthomas · 6 months ago

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"They were never really that close pre-death" "Dick was mean to Jason before warming up" etc etc are the worst Dick&Jason takes possible. Why would you even say that about them

#my dc posting #jason todd #dick grayson #robin #jaybin #discowing #<- bc its abt that time period #my favourite interpretation of them is well. they were the og batsiblings. the first ones to meet n develop that bond out of all of them #they went from strangers to friends to brothers in my mind. but dc is stupid and wont give me that #and fandom is dumb bc they keep pulling this shit of dick having misplaced his anger towards jason or being cold towards him and its like #why would you write that. like in my personal opinion its literally just not good??#like straight up its just a bad decision for their relationship #the point that makes jason's death so sad is that he was loved. he was happy. its what makes it a fucking tragedy #but noooo dick was horrible to jason. source? uhh trust me bro. are there any benefits or point to this being in the story? uhhhh well uh #(no no there arent)#it adds nothinggggg of value its such a bad take i hate ittt #give me jaybin & dick being brothers or give me death #n im not saying i want them to have been perfect or non complicated or anything but just. this slander wears at me ._.

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autumnoakes · 3 months ago

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okay but going back to zagreus and melinoë for a second... i think when they meet they're going to have a LOT to work on with each other if they're going to get along. zagreus likes to push boundaries and he doesn't like leaving things unresolved if there's something he can do about it and melinoë is a LOT like hades in so many ways (temperment and sometimes her tone in particular). they're going to get on each others' nerves. they're going to drive each other up the wall. they're going to need time to get to know each other and understand each other and they might not get the chance to during hades 2 (what with mel's task seeming pretty nonstop. i know she's a goddess but girl don't you get tired???).

#hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #there's a lot that zag can pick up about mel from around the crossroads tbf just by talking to other people #especially hecate odysseus and nemesis #and dora too. although dora would just give zagreus the information he wants for free. without even asking #there are some things i can see them getting along about and they might be really excited at first #but at the same time zag spent a lot of time and effort trying to fix his relationship with hades and hades' relationship with persephone #and the olympians. he pretty much made it so melinoë CAN exist. and he probably feels some sort of responsibility for her #as her big brother and just. that's the way he is about the people he loves too #i think that when he meets melinoë he's going to be. upset #moreso than hades was upset. not only because he didn't get to see her grow up #but also because this is worse than the worst case scenario #to him at least. he would want to protect her but mel is her own person. she's grown and she's learned how to rely on herself #(to the point of it being a detriment lmao)#and she would Not vibe with that at all.#and yeah mel has some of persephone in there as well (she has her kindness and drive to help others) but iirc that's more. recent?#idk hecate had something to say about that i just forgot what she said

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sunny-sainz · 10 months ago

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papa sainz getting all the gossip

#him and guenther do look like they’re on a date though #i hope this means he’s planning something though #he’s so loved #what i would give to meet the man #im a huge fan #of him and his son #carlos sainz #carlos sainz senior #guenther steiner #fernando alonso #carlos sainz jr #formula one #f1

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