#what ARE you?

[shiftythrifting]

A charming but confusing witch lady. It looks like seashells-glued-to-shit but she’s actually all cast out of plastic except for the coin stuck in her…wing? She is a mystery to me

[andejoe]

All humans were given a placement test to decide where they went in the galaxy. It was a simple test with three results.

Each human walked one by one into a room. In the room was a table. On the table was a cup. In the cup was q-tips.

Humans were sorted based on what happened next. Those who used one quietly went through door number one. Those who coughed when they used one went through door number two. Those who refused to use one went through door number three.

No human ever saw another human who hadn’t gone through the same door they had.

[iknkeli]

oc/art dump :P

apologies, everyone, I can't draw papyrus very well 😭🙏🙏 (Stripe entered the backrooms for unknown reasons.)

Stripe and Collinsia belongs to me

[salparadiselost]

I love how every time I write about Dick getting a monster form it goes like this…

Choose: bird or hairy

[charlesleclerctv]

you’re like a history major or something huh

european studies but basically yeah

[ruvonix]

are

insert shudder

would you draw house of card emmet or ingo mpreg, those tags were suspicious slash lighthearted slash lightheaded slash jay

Whattttt? I would nEVER.

[subject-t4b-8y]

Greetings!! I haven't seen a fellow animal like ya. How are ya doin'?

- [@guppy-pearson ]

Oh! I didn't think there would be others like me... I'm alright!,, I think... h-how are you?

[incorrect-strq-quotes]

are you stupid? genuine question.

[thatotherman001]

Left Alone 🐰🦊

[rebelcaptain4life]

Tim Bradford is the cop version of Gordon Ramsay - extremely mean to adults but super kind to kids

[oscarwilderobbieross]

the reading scene is so good like im sorry but calla got ronan’s ass

[mellybabbles]

hey uh, I hope you know that sleepystars, one of your mutuals is in their 30s. Just wanted to give you a headsup

You could not have chosen a WORSE mutual to frame palio I'm literally voice calling with him HE'S LITERALLY MY BEST FRIEND Mate, you dingleberry Keep your fucking dumbass rumors to yourself you drama obsessed fuck

[teaveetamer]

Hey there, ass of jacks, Nilsh still has you blocked you know

"You posted for the first time in six months after I bullied you off the site, so I'm gonna do it all over again! It's time for an ass kicking!"

Yeah, and we're the ones who can't be normal about the fictional anime girl. Kay.

We don't point out that you're like 35 because we hate old people you know; we do it because you're being super fucking creepy and intrusive and you're old enough to know better than to act like this.

[silverdragonazura]

Has anyone ever noticed what the fuck is up with Lordly Tailor in Ace Attorney?

Like it’s a department store?? With an exhibit???

WHAT is going on there?

[serpulalacrymans]

Me when I see you, because I'm also mental unstable and I also don't think I'm human.

I'm.. I'm not unstable.. I just act out sometimes...

Is that image a good thing? It looks cute. Cozy too...