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shiftythrifting · 1 year ago

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A charming but confusing witch lady. It looks like seashells-glued-to-shit but she’s actually all cast out of plastic except for the coin stuck in her…wing? She is a mystery to me

#shiftythrifting #thrifting #submission #ft. lauderdale Goodwill #what are you?#anyway she looks like she’s having fun

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andejoe · 11 months ago

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All humans were given a placement test to decide where they went in the galaxy. It was a simple test with three results.

Each human walked one by one into a room. In the room was a table. On the table was a cup. In the cup was q-tips.

Humans were sorted based on what happened next. Those who used one quietly went through door number one. Those who coughed when they used one went through door number two. Those who refused to use one went through door number three.

No human ever saw another human who hadn’t gone through the same door they had.

#humans are weird #humans are dumb #short #goofy #I’m a cougher #what are you?

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salparadiselost · 11 months ago

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I love how every time I write about Dick getting a monster form it goes like this…

Choose: bird or hairy

#kay speaks #dick grayson #that’s his two sides #bird #or #hairy #there’s no other dimension to dick Grayson #what are you?#team: bird #team: hairy

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ruvonix · 6 months ago

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would you draw house of card emmet or ingo mpreg, those tags were suspicious slash lighthearted slash lightheaded slash jay

Whattttt? I would nEVER.

#i would never #i’m innocent #so innocent #are you a narc…?#what are you?#a cop?#😀😀😀#😇#submas #HOC au #♠️♣️♥️♦️

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subject-t4b-8y · 7 months ago

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Greetings!! I haven't seen a fellow animal like ya. How are ya doin'?

- [@guppy-pearson ]

Oh! I didn't think there would be others like me... I'm alright!,, I think... h-how are you?

#you smell... good.#what are you?

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incorrect-strq-quotes · 2 years ago

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are you stupid? genuine question.

#qrow is ruby’s dad #go ahead and take a long walk off a short pier #and let the rest of us have fun like damn #what are you?#tue fun police?#suck my dick‚ pig #rwby volume 9

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thatotherman001 · 11 months ago

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Left Alone 🐰🦊

#fae the fox #omar the pixl #marbles the cat #ro the goat #world anu #artists on tumblr #I couldn’t sleep so here you go #drawing #art #hand drawings #ocs #hand drawn #my art #traditional art #original character #fox oc #morse code #what are you?

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katereads · 2 months ago

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It's time for the mood board game! Thanks @disasterbiwriter for the tag.

Consider this your invite to play if you haven't yet! Rules: in a new post, use the template guide (under the cut) and show yourself as each square’s topic.

#mood board game #what are you?

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rebelcaptain4life · 2 years ago

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Tim Bradford is the cop version of Gordon Ramsay - extremely mean to adults but super kind to kids

#what are you?#an idiot sandwich #vs #im not leaving til you laugh #gordon ramsey #tim bradford #the rookie #masterchef #masterchef junior #eric winter #hell's kitchen #chenford #inspired by the rookie 5x11 #and tim as a TO

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oscarwilderobbieross · 10 months ago

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the reading scene is so good like im sorry but calla got ronan’s ass

#what ARE you?#trc #ronan lynch #obsessed with their interaction

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mellybabbles · 1 year ago

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hey uh, I hope you know that sleepystars, one of your mutuals is in their 30s. Just wanted to give you a headsup

You could not have chosen a WORSE mutual to frame palio I'm literally voice calling with him HE'S LITERALLY MY BEST FRIEND Mate, you dingleberry Keep your fucking dumbass rumors to yourself you drama obsessed fuck

#YA FUCKIN IDIOT #WHAT ARE YOU?#AN IDIOT SANDWICH

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teaveetamer · 2 years ago

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Hey there, ass of jacks, Nilsh still has you blocked you know

"You posted for the first time in six months after I bullied you off the site, so I'm gonna do it all over again! It's time for an ass kicking!"

Yeah, and we're the ones who can't be normal about the fictional anime girl. Kay.

We don't point out that you're like 35 because we hate old people you know; we do it because you're being super fucking creepy and intrusive and you're old enough to know better than to act like this.

#y'all know who you are #'Someone said something mean about my favorite anime girl!'#'My people need me!'#'Ass kicking mode; Engage!!!!!!!'#'pew pew pew pew pew pew pew'#pfffffffff #what are you?#the lamest super hero in the world?#don't worry bud you sure saved those pixels' feelings #she'll be sending you your commendations in the mail any day now

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silverdragonazura · 1 year ago

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Has anyone ever noticed what the fuck is up with Lordly Tailor in Ace Attorney?

Like it’s a department store?? With an exhibit???

WHAT is going on there?

#a friend is doing research to make up some original aa cases and stumbled upon this train wreck of a building?#what are you?#12 stories and the twelfth floor is a restaurant #insane aa lore #ace attorney #my post

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serpulalacrymans · 6 months ago

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Me when I see you, because I'm also mental unstable and I also don't think I'm human.