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tartppola · 1 year ago
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AAOUOOUIYUEUEUOUUAHUEUYAOUUEHUUHOUUEHUU???
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IM SO SORRY ABOUT MECHAMEDES !! FRUSTRATED !! HE’S ALWAYS MEAN TO EVERYONE HE MEETS !!
I GOT YOU THIS HAT TO MAKE UP FOR IT !! JOYOUS !!
[the hat is a Gentleman’s Ushanka, dyed team spirit red.]
- @physically-robotic-medic
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O-OHO! DANKE!!
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mourningcttlfsh · 7 months ago
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was watching korra with my sisters boyfriend and i had a Realization and was like "wait. if zuko has a grandson. that means he had. a kid. Who. who did he have. a kid with. and how the fuck did he have a kid and sokka didnt when so many people were literally in love with him. ???" and this man looked at me and said (joking obviously) "him and sokka had a kid" and i just went silent for several seconds before trying to think of something funny to say so i wouldnt look dumb becaus. like. Does he know. he does not know. he for sure does not. unless he does. i mean. theres no way he knows people ship them right. theres no way he knows i (im shot dead before i finish typing this post and nobody knows how it ends)
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torturingpoets · 7 months ago
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too tired to listen without lyrics gn
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gay-wh0re-slut · 1 year ago
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reader has a date and rhea is her roommate, they've both had feelings for a while and just didn't know how to say it so rhea decides to keep her from going (little angsty, very smutty)
yall have the best ideas!!! i love this so much hehehee i wish this was me fr fr!! thank you for the request <3
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rhea x fem!reader
content: smutty smut smut, angsty wangsty, hot sex with hot goth buff australian wrestlerrrrr oooooo (fingering, thigh riding, extremely loose praise and degradation)
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“What about this?” you held up yet another outfit.
Rhea was laying in your bed like she’s done multiple times before trying to help you figure out what to wear for your date. She was snuggled up with your big stuffed bear with her head resting on her hand, “I told you the first one looked good.”
“I don’t need good I need hot!” you place it back on the hanger.
She sighed, “And I’ve told you many times before that you can make anything look hot.”
“Yeah, yeah,” you push away her comment. “She’s different this time though, we actually talked about stuff and not just small talk. And we’ve facetimed so I know she’s real.”
“Well, that’s good,” she was now looking at her phone.
“It is!” You pull out another shirt, “Okay, so what about this one with those pants?” you point at the pants strewn on the floor.
“That would be cool,” she barely glanced up.
“Rheaaaaaaa,” you whined throwing your arms down.
“Whaaaaaatt?” she finally put her phone down.
“Help,” you held up the shirt again, more forcefully this time, “please! I’ll buy you pizza tomorrow.”
“That looks hot,” her tone seemed a bit annoyed.
“Now, you’re just saying that,” you sat at the foot of your bed throwing the shirt on the floor with the other rejected clothes. “What’s wrong? You usually like helping me.”
“Nothings wrong… Keep going,” she gestured to the closet but she didn’t sound too convincing.
“You’re lying. I can tell because your eyebrow twitches when you lie,” you try mimic the twitch.
“No it doesn’t,” her eyebrow twitched.
“It literally just did!” You pointed, “so what’s wrong?”
“It’s not important,” she fully laid her head down pulling the bear closer to her, “and I’m tired anyway.”
“Booooo,” you shake her leg, “it’s only 5pm and you never sleep.”
“Doesn’t mean I can’t be tired,” her eyes were closed.
You sighed in response because she was right. She was always right and you loved it. You loved her. She is your roommate, your best friend, and you’re hopelessly in love with her. You went on dates because you knew she would never date you because you were too close. Do the two of you flirt all the time? Yes, but that doesn’t mean she wants to date you. She flirts with Dom all the time, so why is this any different?
You stand and stare at your closet with your arms crossed for a good while before you start to pick up all the clothes on the floor.
“You’re upset,” she finally says.
“No,” you place the hanger on the rack a little too hard.
“…Yes,” she moved to fully sit up on your bed with her feet swinging off the side, teddy bear still in her lap.
You took a deep breath, “I’m not.”
She rolled her eyes, “you are.”
You placed the last hanger on the rack and closed the closet door. You turned around with your hands on your hips, “I’m upset because I can’t figure out what to wear.”
“No, you’re upset because I’m not helping you find an outfit for a date that you don’t actually want to go on,” her voice was timid but also weirdly strong.
“I do,” your heart sank, but only a little, “want to go on the date.”
“What time is the date?”
“Seven,” your turn to roll your eyes.
“And where is it?”
“Downtown at this small restaurant.”
“How are you getting there?” her tone was becoming more stern as the questions went on.
“She’s picking me up.”
“So…” the teddy was now sitting beside her. It looked like it was judging you too, “If you actually wanted to go, you would’ve had this outfit planned last night and you would’ve already taken a shower, and be almost finished with your makeup by now. So no, you don’t want to go,” she leaned back on her hands.
Damn, “It’s casual,” you lie.
“Uh huh,” she crossed her arms, “so why do you want to look hot?”
“Because I…” you were getting nervous. You didn’t want her to be right, again, “I want to. Can I not look hot for a casual date?”
“You’re more than welcome to,” she squints at you, “but that’s not you.”
“Of course that’s me, I always want to look hot!”
“When you want to go. You’re proving my point more and more,” she gestured towards you before crossing her arms again. This time her ankles were crossed too, it was cute you thought.
You squint at her icy blue eyes staring right back at you with a ‘told you so’ look. You didn’t dare look away but your face was turning redder by the second and your heart fluttered the longer this went on.
You finally blink and sigh harshly, “fine. You’re right…again,” as you sit down next to her. “How are you always right?”
“Because I am. And,” she turns herself towards you, “we’ve known each other for too long for me to not know how your brain works.”
“Yeah, yeah,” you swing your feet as your rest your head on the teddy’s head that’s now in your lap.
“I’m serious!” she plays with your hair a bit, “plus I love you so there’s that too.”
“I love you too,” you crack a small smile trying to contain the butterflies in your stomach.
“You can’t ghost her though, so tell her you’re not going,” she hands your phone to you.
“I could,” you take your phone.
“You’re too nice,” she stated confidently.
“You’re right,” you type away on the dating app.
“Again,” she giggles.
A few moments pass of the two of you sitting on your bed staring at nothing. You think of all the things that’s happened and maybe it was for best that you stayed home, maybe you’ll have to courage to talk to her about your feelings finally.
What you didn’t know was that Rhea was planning all along to keep you here the moment you said you had a date. She’s also been wanting to tell you about her feelings for what seems like forever but she was too scared that you wouldn’t reciprocate. Though, tonight, she noticed the chills that formed when she played with your hair and the way you looked at her with hungry eyes when she was laying in your bed. She wanted to tell you so badly, so better late than never she thought.
“(Y/n)?” the way she said your name always made your heart flutter. She didn’t say it often but when she did, it sounded amazing.
“Hm?”
“Can I ask you something?”
“Of course,” your heart was beating so fast you thought it would fall out.
She paused taking in a deep breath and letting it out slowly, “do you…like me?”
“We wouldn’t be roommates if I didn’t,” you joked.
“Right,” she laughed nervously. “But no, I mean… do you- or could you see us being more than friends?” her face was beet red.
You whipped your head to face her not realizing you were squeezing poor teddys neck too hard. “I- uhm…”
“Fuck,” she whispered to herself. “I’m sorry I shouldn’t have asked it was bad timing, I’m sorry,” she began to stand up.
“No, no, stay please,” you grabbed her hand to pull her back down. “I do.”
She slowly sat down with her eyes wide, staring at you, “what?”
“I can see us as more than friends,” you had finally let go of teddy’s neck and carefully placed him next to you not wanting to hurt him more, though it was impossible.
She was at a loss for words, with her mouth slightly open and her eyes flicking from one feature of your face to another trying to figure out if you were telling the truth.
“What?” she said again.
You laugh, then you cup your hands to you mouth to make your voice louder, “I can see us as more than friends!”
She pushed your hands down, “Yeah, I heard you the first time… Are you serious?”
“So serious,” you didn’t move your hands from out from under hers. Touching was different now, it felt like a warm fire that kept the butterflies alive.
“For real?”
“For real.”
“Like legit?”
“Legit,” you roll your eyes, “are you gonna keep asking me if I’m telling the truth in different ways or are you going to do something about it?”
“How long?”
“What?” now you pull your hands out to place them on your hips. You hoped it looked kinda funny since you were sitting down.
“How long have you wanted this?”
“I don’t know,” you shrug, “a few months.”
“A few months?! I’ve been thinking about this since the second month after we moved in!” she stood pacing in front of you.
“Rhea, that’s almost a year!”
“I know!!” she threw her hands out and let them drop on her thighs.
“Why didn’t you say anything?”
She stopped in front of you, “because I was afraid you would say no, or I don’t know, reject me and move out because now I’m the one who has a crush on the roommate and made things weird!” She started pacing again then stopped again, “and you were going on dates!…with other people!” she started again.
You huffed and stood in front of her to stop her, “because I was distracting myself from wanting to be with you because I thought the same thing!”
She was physically taken aback, “so why didn’t you say anything?!” she pushed her pointer finger into your chest. “You’re always the one that loves confrontation.”
“Huh?! I do not,” you flick her finger away.
“Ow,” she rubbed her finger, “you do!”
“Name one time!”
She was silent for two seconds, “when we went to that bar one time and you saw a guy flirting with a girl who clearly didn’t want to be flirted with and you went up to him and threatened to punch him if he didn’t leave her alone.”
You grimaced at her, “Cause I’m a girls girl! We gotta look out for each other, that doesn’t count.”
“It literally does. And if you didn’t punch him I would’ve, but I wouldn’t have said anything first,” she pushed past you to sit on the chair in the corner. She leaned her elbows on her knees, raking her hands through her hair before resting her head on her folded hands.
“Fine.”
“Fine,” she leaned back in the chair, manspreading of course.
“Oh please,” you roll your eyes as you turn away from her hoping that she couldn’t tell that her sitting like that got you hot and bothered.
“Now what?”
“Do you have to-” you flail your hand towards her hoping she would understand.
She did, “what? Like what you see?”
“You’re insufferable,” you turned back away from her.
“Oh come ooonnn,” how she turned this into flirting, you had no clue but it was working, “not like you haven’t thought about.”
“Oh my god, please,” you covered your eyes rubbing them before facing back towards her.
She was curling her fingers over and over to make you join her on the chair, well…on her lap, “C’mon baby,” her voice graveled.
“Don’t,” you put your hand up but that didn’t stop her.
“Afraid of what might happen?” she pouted.
“No,” you tried to hide your smile but it didn’t work very well.
“Then c’mere,” she growled as she patted her thighs before rubbing them.
You huff, “If we start I won’t stop.”
“Is that a threat or a promise?” she smirked.
Her dark hair fell on her face just right, her eyes gleamed in the twilight coming from your window, her tongue playing with her teeth in the way that made you crazy. You couldn’t help it, you were in love with her and it took just now for you to fully realize it. She was perfect.
You basically ran towards her, easily jumping onto her lap with your legs straddling her. Your hands cupped around her face and pulled in for a deep kiss. She moaned into you, sending chills down your whole body. Her hands gripped your thighs pulling you in as close as possible. Your lips danced against hers perfectly like they have been doing this for years.
Her hands moved under your shirt feeling every inch of skin on your back. The two of you stayed there for a long while, kissing, exploring, doing whatever was possible in the chair. Soft moans came from the both of you as new areas of skin were discovered.
Suddenly, the strong woman picked you up and gently threw you on the bed. She followed you down, letting her body rest on top of you. Her lips found yours once more, before she started nipping at your ear, “were all those stories true?”
“W-what?” you breathed.
“About your late night dates,” she smirked as she looked down at you with her hands on either side of your ribs.
“That’s so embarrassing,” you look away.
“Well, if they’re true then I know exactly what you…enjoy… but if not, then we’ll figure it out.”
You turn your head back towards her slightly squinting, trying to determine if you should say yes, because they were true so she did actually know every little thing that you enjoyed. Her bright eyes staring into you waiting for an answer while one of her hands played with the hem of your shirt begging to go under.
You cover your face with your hands, “fuck,” you said under your breath as drag them down your face. You couldn’t fathom her doing those things to you, it was surreal. You sigh, “yes, they were.”
She smiled with hunger, “good to know,” and her hand shot its way under your shirt to your breast gently squeezing as she held it, her head bowed back down to your neck swiping her tongue up before biting down.
You whined at her sudden movements, placing your hand of top of hers on your breast as the other flew to her hair, tangling itself in the dark waves. Her legs somehow maneuvered themselves between yours, keeping them spread open. “Anything else?” she whispered.
“Stop stalling and fuck me,” you finally say, “please.”
“Yes ma’am,” and her hand that was on your tit immediately went into your pajama shorts.
She circled your already throbbing clit at a steady pace causing you to arch your back into her with a moan. She continued to kiss and nip at your neck before she lifted her head to look at you, “too early for praise or name calling?” she smirked.
“I thought you knew what I liked,” you fired back between moans.
“Just checking,” she winked.
Her fingers caressed your entrance, begging to go inside, but first, she wanted to gather all the wetness that’s already spilled out of you, “I knew you were a slut but damn.”
“Shut up,” you rolled your eyes but they soon stayed in the back of your head as she easily pushed her way inside of you. “God,” you growled.
She was slowly pumping her hand in and out of you as you gasped for air each time. And each time wound the knot in your stomach tighter and tighter.
“I knew you’d look good under me, and you’re taking me so well,” she finally went back to kissing you after what felt like forever.
You whined into her kiss, gripping her head, shoulders, back, waist, anything to keep you from unraveling so soon. Her pace was ungodly, you couldn’t help but ride her hand as she went.
You tried your best to take her shirt off but she wouldn’t let you, “only if I get to take yours off too,”
You nod your head frantically as she slowly pulls her hand out of you causing you to whine at the loss of sensation. You couldn’t speak as you watched her bring her fingers to her mouth and suck them clean, “holy fuck,” you finally said.
“Mmm,” she took her fingers out and began to take your shirt off, then your pants, then your, basically destroyed, underwear.
You shivered at the cool air as you quickly tried to take hers off too. You threw her shirt to the side without a care, but she had to take her booty shorts off because they were too tight for you to easily take them off in the position you were in.
You both stared in awe at each other for a split second before diving back in. Her hand went back to your clit as yours went to her back, feeling every inch possible. She let her body lay slightly to the side of you to keep allowing her access to your center. She dropped her head to your chest kissing down to your tits, licking and sucking at your nipple before gently rolling it between her teeth.
With moans filling the air, she easily slipped back inside of you, arching your back, “oh fuuuck,” you whine.
“Let it out, princess,” she moaned. Only then did you realize that your leg was between hers and she was grinding against your thigh.
That immediately sent shockwaves through your body sending you closer to the edge than you were ever before. Your hand gripped her ass guiding her as the other wrapped around her waist. She was leaning on her elbow holding your head up just enough to bring you in for a deep but sloppy kiss.
Her moans sounded so good that you couldn’t help but whine in response. With her fingers plunging into you, her grinding on your thigh, the noises she was making, you were surprised you hadn’t cum yet.
“Fuck! You feel so good,” her accent was strong and her breath was hot against your mouth.
Riding her hand, as she rode your thigh was something you never thought would happen, but here you were. The knot was becoming so tight you couldn’t take it, “Shit, Rhe-”
“Go ahead, cum for me, like the whore you are,” she gasped.
“Not until…fuck… you do,” you breathed.
“Then do it, now!” she barked, her jaw clenched as her eyes tried not to roll back.
So you do as you’re told. You whimpered loudly a few more times then, “GOD!…FUUCK!” you screamed as your back arched into her and you nails dug into her back leaving marks as you rode your high.
Almost as soon as you released she followed suit, “OH SSSHHIT!” her thighs suffocated your leg before she continued to ride it as she came down from her high.
You kissed her once more, moaning softly as you both came back to earth. She gently removed her fingers from inside you as she released the grip on your leg. “Shit,” she said again.
“Not bad Ripley,” you joke, “You could do better…”
She shot you a look, and if looks could kill…
“With the pillow talk I mean,” you giggle, “there will be plenty of opportunities to work on it.”
“Good because I’m don’t yet.”
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thesongofpurplesummer · 5 months ago
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Jack Thompson would book a hotel for Peggy Carter and Daniel Sousa on a mission then get a call from them and he’ll be like “WhAaAaAatT? What do you mean there’s only ONE BED in your hotel room?!? I could have SWORN I booked two beds!!!”
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strange0-0storm · 7 months ago
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"WHAAAAAATT???"
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I said I would do it. I SAID ID MAKE A SCREENSHOT REDRAW OF MY OCS. I SAID I WOULDDDD‼️‼️
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The shot ong
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waitingintheskyyy · 1 year ago
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I was on Una's Memory Alpha page and found this:👇
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So I HAD to investigate and found out more
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WHAAAAAATT????
I checked Robin's page👇
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Thoughts???
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stinkyhorsebitch · 1 year ago
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Ngl im still peeved that in Creepy old Guy lydia sings "I am walking down the aisle" instead of "I am haunting down the aisle" (wich i thought she sang till last month)
I thought it was so cute:[ like yeah lil goth girls haunt down aisles fuck walking and she would totally say stuff like that! Like its the exact same level of camp as "i myself am strange and unusual"
I was literally like "whaaaaaatt? noooo:c!" when i looked at the lyrics
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Why did no one tell me how helpful color is in studying??? I thought all those aesthetic videos of people using fancy highlighters was exaggeration but I just used a highlighter to COLOR THE NUMBER MATH PROBLEM IM ON and I breezed through it no problem. I've never done math that quickly and now I want to do more? Whaaaaaatt
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lettucebrrrger · 2 years ago
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I put the P in PUSSY
er. More. More genshat. And Kaveh my baby girl. And cyno and Alhaithem whaaaaaatt!?!?
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ask-gtwscar · 5 months ago
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DUDE DON'T TALK TO THEEM!!
[Drags Scar away from watchers]
No! Bad Bad vex.
whaaaAAATT??? That’s not fair. They’re nice to me! They compliment me! (*゚ロ゚)
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angsthology · 11 months ago
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MAN I KNEW IT i thought u sent la la lost you by niki 😭😭
no wait tine reality club actually kinda slaps
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jestersroute66 · 1 year ago
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Jim West and Steve Jay in 1977.
Whaaaaaatt???
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ask-kimberlite · 8 months ago
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Soooo....how did you go from 'Nomai are cool' to 'I'm in a 1-sided unrequited relationship with a 5/6 dead alien?'
“OH NO YOU FOUND IT- I mean whaaaaaatt? I didn’t start a blog because i got bored one loop noooo never—— and it just kinda happened, she said that thing and i just-“ *panic fluster hum*
(QSB POST)
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sorryiliketoscreenshot · 2 days ago
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I just want to say, your screenshots are gorgeous and never fail to bring me joy. Thanks for sharing them with us <3
Waaiit waaaaaaiiitt whaaaaaatt?? Hey, thank you so so much! <3 You have no idea what reading this means to me! And if you ever have any requests, let me know!
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