#guys im insane

[callofdudes]

Can't sleep, having a bad night so I give you cat shifter Ghostie ok??

Cat shifter Ghost headcanons.

Simon is comforted by the smell of those closest to him. It isn't uncommon for Price to wake up and go looking for his fresh laundry only to find a certain cat has already burrowed himself into the pile.

Especially if it's a chilly morning, without the fur, Simon loves to find the closest familiar laundry basket and slip in for a snooze.

Or if any of you have just done a load and bring it to your bed to sort and fold, sometimes Simon will hop up onto your bed and start kneading your clothes. As if trying to help, or just liking the stress toy.

Simon doesn't like cat toys, you aren't getting him wrapped into that- oh shit a laser! Oh yeah, you can get him with that laser. that pesky laser, his insides scream to catch it.

His belly is extremely sensitive, and he isn't always comfortable with butt scratches, but under the chin?? Oh yeah, that spot right there. If you scratch under his chin he will consider dying for you instantly.

You and Johnny always buy those stupid cat sweaters. Sometimes their scratchy on his skin and other times he just looks stupid. One year you got him an uncle Christmas cat sweater and made him wear it. It was actually very cozy and he still has it.

As you may know, Simon likes to sleep under the blankets with you guys. Snuggling up to Price's side, finding a warm pocket under your fuzziest blankets.

If you have your weighted blanket even better, Ghost loves it.

If there are recruits in Simon's path he'll usually do his best to avoid them. Or just generally keep from shifting outside of the main base because he doesn't know what will happen.

He feels incredibly small when faced with people he does not trust, if Price is with him he'll feel less like he's backed into a corner but it will still be there.

Simon knows very well that he can act as an anxiety pet. And while he's got chronic problems of his own, he knows that sometimes you all just need some comfort.

When you were having a bad night he'd hop onto your bed and knead your shirt gently before laying down, head nuzzled under your chin.

He let's Gaz pet him for reassurance. Tail flicking and smacking as he lays loaf style or completely stretched out, knowing Gaz is a safe person.

He'll come over to Price's desk and run his tail under Price's jaw as he goes by, purring and coming back around to do it again to get Price's attention off his computer or his paperwork.

Price knows Simon needs a safe place he can go and unwind, so he made a perch above the shelves in his office so Simon can go up there and nap or watch the world. And a small cat bed on his desk so Simon can be closer and within arms length.

Yes, Simon will be an asshole and steal food off recruits plates that he doesn't like or has beef with. And most of the time the recruits can't say no to the mysterious cute kitty they don't realize is their asshole lieutenant.

Sun lounger. Yes, he loves sleeping in dark corners where he knows he's not going to be seen, it makes him more comfortable. But if there's a Sunbeam through your window or onto the perfect spot on Price's desk he can't help but indulge.

Simon often has a lot of things to do, and many people in the military skip meals because of mission routines and such. Which is why Simon prefers to bath himself with his tongue than actually baths, especially if he's low on time. Even if it doesn't keep him clean for as long.

Johnny tries to record those stupid TikTok videos with Simon, making him dance. And Simon tolerated the stupidity for 8 seconds before he launches around, hissing and scratching at Johnny who begs for mercy.

Simon does that thing where he sits on one of the chairs at the table and reeeeeaches over a paw to dip it into Price's tea. And Price looks at him disgusted as Simon licks it off his paw. Mm, delicious.

Sometimes he's an ass and if you walk into the kitchen he'll swipe at you from on top of the fridge. Or you'll open up the freeze and Simon will hop up and give you big brown kitty eyes.

Feed me...

When Price lets Simon come back for leave with him to his house, simon doesn't shift for a bit. He doesn't like being small and vulnerable in spaces he doesn't know like the back of his hand. But after about a week Price wakes up to a familiar cat stretching out across his warm chest, curling up and flopping on his side.

Price smiles softly, scratching between his ears, closing his eyes again. Hearing those soft purrs start.

Kitty Simon knows that he can be totally vulnerable around Price, even if it takes him some time.

Snuggling up to Price's arm, between his shoulder and chest, stretching out and snoozing. Huge power nap.

And he trusts you guys too, getting more comfortable. Sometimes Johnny gets jealous of Price before Simon gives Price snuggles and not him as much.

But hell, you all love the little guy. Which you are very well aware is your giant lieutenant on the flip side.

[scrollonso]

welcome to a little world i like to call "me and sage being insane!" @boxboxluckybird

ok so basically. we're crazy and make these boys who've never interacted kiss on the lips! now i'll show you:

lance stroll x luca marini = strollini! theyre so in love >-<

cele vietti + liam lawson + jack doohan = lawhanetti..?

franco colapinto + paul aron = colaron.. idfk leave me alone

oscar piastri + pedro acosta = pedroscar

checo perez + pol espargaro = esperez or smth

i think thats all of them so far. not counting marcmarc, sargecchi, or bearnelli bc we didn't make those 😸💯

[loudn0isesart]

Digital doodles!!!

Sorry I haven't been active!! I have soke requests I wanna work on and some personal stuff takin up my drawing time, but I hope this satiates the undying hunger for content temporarily :3

(More doodles)

[alexthesillybilly]

Do you think William and Henry had been best friends since college, bonding for years and years over shared interests?

Do you think that when William married Mrs. Afton, he truly loved her?

And when they had Michael, everything was perfect, for a moment?

And then Charlie came along and William couldn't help but feel jealous of Henry. His family always seemed so perfect from an outside perspective.

Do you think when Elizabeth and Evan came along, William bribed and praised Elizabeth to the point of manipulation?

Constantly angry at Michael, never paying much attention to Evan- do you think William got Elizabeth to the point where she'd do anything for him?

Do you think he cried when it all fell apart?

. . .

Do you think William truly felt guilt, knowing his daughters' death was truly and completely his fault?

Do you think he felt the guilt, but suppressed it until it built up and caused his own demise?

Do you think maybe, if things hadn't gone so terribly, they all could've been happy?

[strange0-0storm]

"WHAAAAAATT???"

I said I would do it. I SAID ID MAKE A SCREENSHOT REDRAW OF MY OCS. I SAID I WOULDDDD‼️‼️

The shot ong

[contrastvictim]

...i should..sleep...goodnight

(i dont care if its old>:( )

I.

[sonny-d]

i think toritsuka has the same understanding of women as i have but he hasnt had his lil like fundamental realization abt it yet

even as a man that likes men i do not go near men they scare the fuck outa me im mostly only friends with women and trans men and like a few a very small amount of cis men bc again they scare the fuck out of me bc i have some underlying issue with touch that i havent figured out it might be like child abuse or smth i have no idea and i dont rly wanna know but my few guy friends will try to fight sometimes and i swear as soon as one of them comes near me i go for the dick not the gut not the head i need to immobilize them as easily as i possibly can with the least effort in case i mess up but women arent like that im just fine with touching women bc they arent typically as aggressive

also i totally said men and women what that actually means is masculine ppl and feminine ppl but on a much deeper level than i think most ppl understand so men and women works better for the explination

so i think toritsuka has the same kind of understanding of masculinity and femininity so thats why he only ever tries to hang around women and saiki (saiki is smth else ill go into) is bc he trusts women the same way he trusts ghosts and thats also part of him trusting ghosts is not only that they are inherently good but that they literally cannot touch him

and now for why hes pervy (its sexual so beware)

on my rankings of what incites the most feeling sex is my number one especially with someone i like bc its physical and emotional stimulation and its just good its a way to feel things and this is not a me specific i dont think im pretty sure this is common so i think it applies to toritsuka and thats why hes pervy is bc he needs that kind of emotional stimulus and i think it rly goes with the cotards delusion thing somebody said bc smth i thought of earlier is that hed get it with his heart like hed feel like his heart is dying (im not projecting i swear) and the appeal of sex is very heavy in the increased heart rate so i think its some kind of reminder for him as his heart beats faster and more aggressively that hes alive

@jkgnggj this is for the fic fr

[pocket-vvardvark]

LMAO it's all over the place 😭😭

[mayvora]

So. How do we feel about the spring coming again?

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blur thoughts, bad english, also kinda drunk and still shaking from the finale. sorry.

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The winter is the beginning. And it was the beginning of traffic - first season, start of the "year", the freaking RED WINTER aka Ren and Dogwarts. I kinda feel like you get my point.

So. Scar and Grian (and Bdubs, I love him deeply) defeating Dogwarts aka winter = the start of spring. Am I right? And our first spring started with Scar falling by Grians hands... And Grian falling to his death, first death, but definitely not last.

And now... Secret life, season 5... It's like Third life. It's the fifth season. Winter came, spring did, summer lasted, fall went away. We starting the new year.

That's why the curse is broken. It's not. It stayed in the year it belonged to. The new year came... the new rules are here.

And they came with the winter, slow and comforting in the beginning, like a little party, like a holiday. Fun start, slow start, little deaths. January with its "after the Christmas and New Year" stuff.

And then. First permadeaths, and that's how you feel that February is here. Angry, cold, evil. Snowstorms. Freezing to death. Short but crazy.

Ending with... yeah. You knew it, didn't you?

It's spring.

And it came with lilacs and poppies, soft memory of the first spring we had together. Memory of the start. It came with a person who ended the winter before and did it again. But last time it was Ren and this time it was Gem.

Last time it was Grian. The one who fell. This time it was Scar. The one who rised up from the hole, went all the way to the secret keeper and succeeded. And got the same task, like the Keeper is reminding us.

It's not the end. It's the beginning. Year passed; are you ready for a new one?

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More thought about traffic = year!! (suggest yours maybe..?) (pleapppse)

I don't have much about Last Life... BUT THE DOUBLE LIFE. OOOH MATES.

Summer is the time of warmth!! Everything is blossoming, shining, nature is awake, it's full of LOVE. and the season is dedicated to CONNECTION which some of players portraied as love. Yes impdubs and ranchers I'm looking at you.

But the person that wins Double Life. She doesn't feel this warmth. It was stolen from her. And she takes it from everyone else (ONLY RETURNING IT TO SCAR IN THE SPRING, YOU FEEL ME RIGHT?) as a symbol of Fall taking summer down. And the only thing Summer (aka SCOTT THE WINNER OF LAST LIFE AND THE SYMBOL OF SUMMER TAKING DOWN SPRING) can do is to. watch his warmth (Cleo) die. From the hand of his own soulmate. And fall as well.

ALSO, SUMMER SCOTT IS SO REAL. He is warmth. HE IS THE SACRIFICER. he is that one guy WHO GIVES. who dies to Martyn aka winter and dies for Pearl aka fall. who dies to Gem, the February storm, the killing coldness. WHO DISAGREES WITH LAST LIFE AND THE BOOGEY RULE. HE IS THE SUMMER. I hope you understand me. My English vocabulary is bad. Sorry again.

SO, THE FALL COMES. AND IT'S LIMITED LIFE. the season when families come together to sit near the fireplace cause the outside is too cold and they actually prefer the warmth of their own home. The season of CROPS HAHAH BREAD BRIDGE FITS NICELY. the season that comes before winter AND LOOK WOOW MARTYN WON. THEY GUY WHO STOOD WITH THE WINTER FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. killing the summer btw. Like. Guys. I'm insane the symbolism is just TOO GOOD.

I love it deeply.

I know you have your own thoughts. The parallels you noticed that fit this concept. I beg you on my knees! Share it! You watch more people than I do, you know so much!! Share what you think!! I NEED symbolism it's like a drug for me I LOVE IT.

Happy Scar winning secret life day everyone 🎉🎉🎉

[rubber-glovs]

AM I GOIJG CRAZY OR DID I JUST SEE PIP???

[taserblade]

and when hot manager spits in my mouth, constantly jokes ab anal fucking me, and puts his face in my neck, what am i supposed to do?? be normal??

[galaxymooing]

some additional doodles i'm not gonna clog the wc tag with while i am posting cat brainrot

fawn and her older brother stag join thunderclan / maplebark and quietsigh chat from across the border / flashfire and fawnblush have different attitudes on seeing rooksong at the gathering / stagshine abandons his infant daughter and leaves the clan <3

[loudn0isesart]

can you do Po Tigress and Tai Lung all sitting with one leg kicking while comforting themselves? plz???

this is the pose that I made right here ⬇️

(also surprise, it's me again im the anonymous heheh)

Didn't really know what comforting them meant lol but this was super cute!!

My babies <333 my pookies <33

(Help me)

[know-ill-keep-moving]

viktor vs cait innit

[brrrkdslek]

ME ASF LMFOAOSOAOSAO

boyfriend!ateez discovering you write smut

genre: ot8 x gn!reader, smut, crack, fake texts

c/w: explicit content - mdni, swearing, dirty jokes, pet names, dark humour

a/n: i had a different fake text queued for today, but in light of choi san the man himself discovering fanfic, this felt fitting to post 🫢 started drafting this five months ago with @sorryimananti-romantic so did we accidentally manifest it 😬

[chrollogy]

did i read that right? you'd like me to choke you?

- @atsoomu-m

NAWWWWWWWWW digging myself a hole

hm? you must be hallucinating 🙂‍↕️