#whaaaaaat two posts in two days?

[sissylittlefeather]

Backseat Baby

A/N: Whaaaaaat two fics in one day? I'm down bad, y'all. And when that happens, I write. May you enjoy the benefits of my frustration. This is pure sex. No plot. It's based on the picture below. When I saw it I was like "how I'd like to push him into that backseat" and a fic was born...

Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, this is just filth, kissing, cussing, fingering, oral sex (m&f receiving), p in v penetrative sex, unprotected sex, ejaculation

Word count: ~1.4k (just a dirty little thing)

Already posted the pic this is based on, but have some more pics of this outfit just to get your mind right:

Elvis isn't sure how he got in this position. Did you push him into the back of the car or did he pull you? He shakes his head. It doesn't really matter at this point. The only thing he needs to know is that he's sitting in the backseat with you straddling his hips, your wide skirt spread out around him. He takes your hands in his, interlocking his fingers with yours, palm to palm.

"What's your name, doll?" You lean in and kiss his lips and he returns the kiss.

"I'm y/n." You kiss him again.

"Thats a pretty name. It fits you." You can tell he's a little nervous, so he's talking to slow you down.

"Thank you. Do you want me to stop?" You lean in and kiss his neck.

"N-no, no I don't. Ahhhhh." You let go of his hands and reach down and unbutton his jacket, running your hands up and down his chest.

"Because I can stop." You kiss his mouth again.

"No. Don't stop." He looks into your eyes as his darken with lust. You can feel his erection growing between your legs, so you grind your hips against him. "Mmmm, you're somethin' else, honey."

He wonders how far you're willing to take this. You seem to be ready for whatever he tries, but he doesn't want to be wrong. He puts his hands on your hips and squeezes. Then, he moves his hands up under your skirt to your thighs as a small test. When you kiss him deeply and grind against him again, he decides he can keep going. His hands creep up your thighs, and though they shake a little, make their way to the place where your panties should be. He pulls back and looks at you in shock when he realizes you aren't wearing any.

"You're not wearing panties."

"Mm-mm. Threw 'em on stage." His mouth pops open. For some reason he never connected that panties on stage meant that the girls in the audience didn't have them on. You go back to kissing his neck and his confidence grows. He moves his thumb to your center and drags it up your folds, feeling your wetness. You moan with his touch and nibble on his earlobe. His thumb finds your clit and he begins to make circles. You whimper and set your head on his shoulder.

"Does that feel good, darlin'?" He whispers and kisses your neck.

"Yes, oh God, yes." You shudder as your release approaches.

"Can I taste ya, baby?" You nod fervently and he lifts your hips and sets you on the seat next to him. He takes his hat off, situates himself between your thighs, and buries his head under your skirt. Sliding a finger into you, he lowers his mouth to your center and begins to lick over and around your sensitive bud. His tongue makes tantalizing circles and a moan escapes your lips. He pumps his finger in and out as he continues to drag his tongue up and down on your clit.

"Oh, Elvis!" You moan as quietly as possible and he sucks on you lightly. The sensation of his tongue dancing on your clit almost overwhelms you. You're right on the brink of your orgasm and he can tell. You feel the blood rushing in your veins and know you won't last much longer with him moving on you the way he is. He slides a second finger into you and moves them in and out fervently as his tongue circles your sensitive button. Your breath hitches and the warmth gathers in your cheeks. Finally, your center explodes with driving energy and you cum harder than you ever have. He continues to move on you as your orgasm crashes over and through you, making you see stars and knocking out the hearing in your left ear. You moan loudly, the sounds coming out of you without your control. Slowly, a calm settles over you and he emerges from under your skirt.

Before Elvis can open his mouth to speak again, you lean forward and undo his pants, freeing his hard dick from his black pants. He whimpers and his hips buck into your hand as you begin to pump him. When you sink your mouth onto him, he leans his head back and cusses.

"Shit, baby, that's good."

You move your tongue up the bottom of his shaft and pull his foreskin back gently just to expose the pink tip of him. You lick a slow circle around it carefully and his hips buck again.

"Fuck! Stop! I'm gonna cum!" You pull back quickly and he takes a deep breath with his eyes closed. "That was close."

"You can cum, Elvis." You say, looking at him demurely through your eyelashes. He smiles that smile that makes you wet between your legs.

"Oh, no, darlin'. I'm not done yet." He grabs your hips and lifts you onto him again, while you grab his hat and stuff it back onto his head. Then, he uses a hand to hold himself steady while you lower your pussy onto him. You've been aching for him for so long, the sensation of him finally filling you up makes you want to scream his name. Instead, you moan again loudly and he grunts and leans his head back. You kiss his neck, put your hands on his chest and begin to move up and down on him, slamming his cock into you harder and harder with each thrust of your hips.

"Goddamn, baby, that's good." You whimper in response. His hips buck up into yours and you know he's getting close. Each stroke brings you closer and closer to the edge again too, so you grind against him pushing him as deep as he can go. Finally, you tumble over the edge and your release washes over you like wildfire.

"Fuck, up!" He lifts you off of him quickly and you feel his release spurt out of him into your skirt and onto your thigh. He jerks and shudders as the thick ropes of his cum paint the inside of your dress. When he's finished, he drops you back down in his lap onto his now-soft cock. He lays his forehead on your shoulder and breathes heavily. After a few seconds, he lifts his head up and grabs the side of your head and face with his hand.

"I don't know where you came from, baby, but I'm glad you did. Damn." He pulls your lips to his and kisses you deeply once more. "Can I see you again?"

"I'd like that a lot." You reach for your purse and dig for a pen. He looks at you surprised. Did you have a purse earlier? You must have; he just didn't notice. When you find a pen, you pull back the sleeve of his jacket and write your phone number on his arm. "There. Now you have to call me before you shower."

He laughs and shakes his head.

"Honey, you really are somethin' else."

"I hope so." You back off of him and sit on the seat next to him as he puts himself away and buttons his jacket. He leans across you to open the car door and you kiss his neck again.

"Don't get me started all over again." He says and turns to tickle you, kissing your lips playfully. You both tumble out of the car and try to act like you don't have a whole collection of his cum on the inside of your skirt. As steamy as the windows are, though, it's not hard to tell what just happened.

"Hey, you wanna grab some food?" He asks, looking at you shyly. You think about the fact that you probably should go home and clean up. But this is Elvis Presley and he's asking to take you to dinner.

"Sure!" He takes your hand and you start to walk together down the sidewalk.

You spend the next few hours together, talking and laughing. When he calls you an hour after he drops you off, your conversation continues late into the night. You're not sure what the future holds for the two of you, but you sure are glad you pushed him into that car.

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Episode 2

They’re in NY. It’s November 2021. They are running away from paparazzi that…aren’t there? Meghan says there was a guy recording them in the basement but the footage is Kate and Diana. Lol, they are in the NJ Turnpike pretending they are being followed by paps. This is bizarre and hilarious.

More bitching about social media harassment, which is apparently a bunch of Twitter posts. 

Doria does a confessional. Why isn’t Doria pretending she didn’t know who Harry was? Didn’t she get the brief? How does the yoga teacher know about the royals but the Northwestern International Relations graduate does not? She knew right away too. It’s a weird disconnect and the show is full of them. Every two minutes they say something that makes you go “Whaaaaaat? Didn’t they just say….”

Relationship breaks. They “felt tremendous relief.” Of course they did. They leaked it. No mention of the Reitman’s collection or the fact that this was leaking during on of Charles’ big trips. No spooning bananas instagram pic either.

Tatcha CEO is credited as “friend.” Wellness podcaster “friend.” Former agent.  Lol, these people are business associates, not friends. First mention of Meghan’s fauxlantropist work, which baffles me as they should have led with that. “Childhood friend” of Harry’s that I never heard of shows up again. Harry really was ringing up everyone in the Eton yearbook trying to find some desperate classmate hungry for exposure. Montage of the press Sunshine Sachs and Nina Crowne set up for her—UN, Rwanda, etc…. They did nice work and they should have spent more time on this. But maybe not. Someone may start wondering what happened to her passion for Rwandan women’s political rights, hygiene, and menstrual pads. But if you pay for an expensive pr makeover you should use it.

According to Tom Bower she was paying SS $7500/mo and I’m amazed at what a good pr company can do with a four figure monthly stipend. The “classy” makeover lasted three months so they turned her into a humanitarian princess for less than $25k. Impressive.

Flower shop pap walk. Interesting choice since this wasn’t the first pap shot of Meghan and she seems to imply it was. The first pap shot was days earlier at her house and she had a security team with her. I wonder why she picked the flower shop shot which is actually a lot less intrusive (in appearance at least) than the real first pic. Maybe because she had security in the earlier picture? Meghan claims there were 8 or 9 paps at the flower shop but there’s only one video so that seems unlikely. Shop wasn’t anywhere near her house also. Rumor was Marcus took this shot. Maybe she was trying to send some money his way by using his pic.

Stock video of paps because she has no video of paps chasing her of course. Pics of official royal events. 

Back to Toronto. Lol, those are clearly security guards in her porch and not paps. Ditto with her landlord’s security cameras. I think there was a DM article when those went up and Legion Media’s pic still states that those cameras were mounted on what was Meghan’s garage and not on her neighbor’s house as the documentary implies. 

At least she doesn’t mention the fake break-in. Guess she knows that won’t fly anymore. But still, how can you show video from the cameras in front of the house and then claim the cameras in the back were from the neighbors? Obviously the house had cameras in the back too.

[Edited to add: She says Toronto police didn't protect her and the police strongly disagree.]

“My face was everywhere, my life was everywhere.” She blames the tabloids, but that wasn’t true. You were leaking stories to US Weekly and Lainey every other day, girl. It was part of your “classy” makeover. No mention of that weird video of Ivy Mulroney that was sent to the DM. Odd since you would think that would be a big intrusion, if it had been done by a pap.

“There were things that were said and things that were written that I had to go to her to ask.” That would be the cheating on Cory and Del Zotto, I guess.

Back to LA. My husband asks what she did to her nose. It does look weird in this shot.

Doria and Meghan tour LA and Meghan’s life was not that interesting. This should have been edited, heavily. I do love that she sold the same childhood pics her dad sold. Like father, like daughter. Dish soap commercial. My husband asks how much plastic surgery she has had because she looks nothing like her old self. Interesting that he’s only half-watching and his main impressions are drugs and plastic surgery.

Racism and media persecution. Wait, some of these pics are from before the relationship broke. They are from the paps she hired during her European vacation with Jess. 

Academic guy blames the UK tabloids for fanning the madness. No mention of Omid Scobie and USWeekly, who were the ones steadily pushing the romance narrative with stories about Charles meeting her at Birkhall and William meeting her at Kensington Palace, as well as their vacation plans.

And Lainey Liu was boasting that the US mags were getting the scoops and not the UK tabloids because Harry was feeding the stories only to the US. So why blame the UK tabloids, Harry? You knew what you were doing. They could finesse this in 2016 when no one knew that Lainey was friends with Meghan and that Omid was their mouthpiece, but that is not the case anymore. Their unofficial biographer was leaking these stories in 2016. It was not the UK tabloids! 

And then there was Meghan herself, Instagramming all over the place.

Whole Foods pap walk. According to Tom Bower, Richard Kay was the guy who got the pic. Unbelievable. That actually surprised me. No wonder that detail was never released. No one would have believed that Diana's big confidante just randomly noticed Meghan walking into KP.

Kensington Palace statement. No mention of William supporting the statement. No mention of the Caribbean tour that got overshadowed by the romance.

 NAACP award really was in front of a green screen with an applause soundtrack.  LOLOLOLOL. It looks so sad, particularly when compared to the footage of the royal events. I think this is supposed to show that their life is better than before (They get awards! In front of green screens!) but it gives the exact opposite impression.

Harry with the hummingbird feeder also looks sad and pathetic. Archie could be in Africa petting elephants but he’s in Cali admiring hummingbirds instead.

Meghan’s personal assistant talks about how she would be recognized in the Toronto grocery stores. Lol, no. She wishes!

Security stuff, including complaints about paps around the Suits trailers which seems odd to me since those are pretty standard for television productions. Also, why are the Invictus Games pictures intrusive? Suits security guy says they were coordinating her security with the palace and “they would handle that stuff.” Interesting detail since she claims she wasn’t protected by the palace and Harry was “hearing this from miles away, completely helpless.” Apparently, she was protected and from day one. Did they watch this before they sent it to Netflix? Did they not notice that half the stuff they put in it contradicts the other half? 

Boring stuff…April 2017 already? They are booking flights to Pippa’s wedding and her Vanity Fair photoshoot through texts. LOL, she was doing a huge interview at the time, but she’s complaining about media intrusion. Make it make sense.

Pics with friends riding bikes. Old pic in her Toronto kitchen. Did they use this one twice? I would not have used it even once. Wait, was this what she was wearing when she met Will and Kate? LOLOLOLOL. “That formality carried over in real life.” I guess Kate was wearing shoes when she met Meghan. The nerve of that girl!

Andrew helped them ambush the Queen at Royal Lodge. That got leaked to Scobie at US Weekly too.

“How do you explain that you have to bow to your grandmother?” Uh, she was like….The Queen? What part of that is hard to understand?

She just compared meeting the Queen to Medieval Times. Wow. Big, exaggerated curtsy. She sounds and looks like an idiot. Fergie said she did great. Of course she did. She didn’t know how to curtsy? How does someone go through high school theater in the United States of Disney without knowing how to curtsy? [Edited: HRH Emilie found a clip of a curtsy scene she did for Suits because of course she did]

His family was impressed. LOL, I don’t think so. The actress thing was the biggest problem…wait, wasn’t her race the biggest problem? Can’t they keep their stories straight?

Interestingly the very first Blind Gossip blind was about how her profession was the problem and not her race. I suspected these blinds came from the Yorks and now I feel pretty good about that guess.

Meghan’s career. No blow-job or cocaine scene. No mention of her old blog. Interesting. I guess I can sort of understand that, but no mention of Trevor either? Are they going to pretend she was never married? No stories about being poor and crawling out of the back of her dad’s old truck either.

First biracial character? Eh, no. Meg was the glue for a lot of those cast relationships, but only one cast members participated in the documentary. Did no one do a consistency check on this show?

Screenshot of the Tig…with Cory front and center. That is hilarious because I don’t think they’ve mentioned him yet. Okay, now I’m sure Meghan didn’t watch this before it went live. She would have caught that and asked them to use a different shot.

“I didn’t want to find the great indie film that would win me an Oscar. I just wanted to volunteer.” She was literally releasing an indie film at this time. It was terrible. This documentary is like a lie-a-thon. Every other statement is a complete lie.

UN Speech. Is the crowd shot a stock picture (or archival picture, whichever is the right term)?  It feels edited in. Jump to September 2021 at the UN. Okay, so the whole point of that meeting was the documentary. We knew that.

Proposal. He couldn’t do it outside the UK? Everyone else has done so outside the UK. What are you talking about, Harry?

Also, no mention of her appearance at Invictus Games? How come none of their charities are getting shout-outs? No mention of the “Mad About Harry” Vanity Fair article or the backlash and you’d think that would be a big deal because she eventually called it racist, no? I guess they don’t want to admit that she was feeding the flames of press coverage.

Funny how they aren’t bitching about the UK tabloids harassing her after the moved to the UK. Could it be because the tabloids were not reporting on that…but Lainey and Hello! Canada (Where Jess started leaking after US Weekly got bought out by National Enquirer and Omid got fired) did.

She got the proposal on video. That’s is hilarious. He proposed with fake candles in their yard. How…tacky. Penguin onesies? Why would you want to tell the world that? I’d love some inside info as to how they pitched this to the director. “Sure the palace made sure our engagement sounded glamorous and romantic, but we are not about that. We want to tell them about the LED candles and penguin onesies. It will make us look cheap and tacky? Of course not, everyone will think we are fun and relatable.”

Cheesy Calvin Klein perfume ad engagement pictures with hideously expensive feather dress. We thought that was super tacky and we didn’t even know about the LED candles and penguin onesies. No mention of how much the dress cost or the backlash it caused. Lots of interviews about how excited people were. 

Engagement photocall was a lot more glamorous than anything they’ve done for this documentary. The royals really know how to manage occasions. Hard to believe these two are the same couple from the grainy proposal video. Goes to show how persuasive good pr can be. They almost looked regal.

Brexit? Boris Johnson? Really? Intrusion into the lives of the royal family was due to…Brexit and anti-immigration sentiment? I swear this documentary is like Mad Libs. They are just throwing stuff out at random. Paparazzi….penguin onesies….racism…..Brexit…. The Brexit referendum was in June 2016 and the engagement was in November 2017 so I’m not sure why they are even bringing it up. 

“They are just trying to destroy me.” The Brexit movement was trying to destroy her? 

It’s over. Wait, they didn’t mention her prior marriage at all??? Lolololol. Brexit is apparently more relevant to her story than her previous marriage. I guess that’s why she didn’t add her first wedding pics and the weed wedding favors to the list of press intrusions. The “phone hack” wasn’t mentioned either or the leaked topless pic. I guess she’s still pretending those weren’t pictures of her.

We seem to be at the engagement and there have been some other interesting omissions, namely Skippy’s wedding and Pippa’s wedding. Weird because you’d think Skippy’s wedding would be a perfect example of press intrusion too. I understand why they left out Pippa’s wedding though. Kinda awkward to admit Pippa invited you to her intimate, family wedding in the same episode where you call her sister “formal.” 

Plus Audi polo, the birthday trip in Africa, Vanity Fair, Invictus…they all got left out. This episode curated the timeline to make it look like Meghan did nothing to encourage coverage and press speculation, and that is far from the truth. Her family is also missing and they were stirring the pot all through this time period. They were talking to the press basically every month.

My husband lost interest at this point. He had no comments other than to say her nose looked fake and the pap chase was fake. The group chat discussed whether they truly thought they had a pap chasing them. Everyone thought that was fake because the camerawork was too perfect. They scoffed at the Medieval Times comment and the curtsy. Someone laughed at the Oscar comment. 

This was pretty boring. The fake pap chase was the best part.

BTW, Tumblr has a 10-link limit now? How annoying.

On to the next episode.

[short-black-diamond]

I saw your 300 follower event and i have been obsessed with your marionetta fics!!

So i was thinking the “flowers?” And enemies to lovers prompt with Sahed x reader

YESSS, FINALLY, also teehee~ thank you for reading my fics!

Please also check out my other posts as well, especially about the webtoon the tomato can, or the greatest estate developer!

You can also request blue lock stuff, or read the webtoon "Ranker", it's new, but it's pretty cool! Sorry but I just love it all...

Warnings: FLUFF i guess?? but also ANGST, lot's of angst (in my opinion), and SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS, also Wingwoman Rainah again because I love that girl, also Sahed calls you milady ;]

word count: 2.4 k

also I will proofread this some other time, so if there are grammar errors, please ignorrrrrreeee

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"My favourite type of flower..."

You couldn't believe it... Really, this time, Sahed had gone too far! Your favourite dress, which was a sweet pastel pink, just happened to have come together with some of Sahed's dark clothes...and now, your poor dress had black stains all over! (pls imagine it somehow happened)

You gritted your teeth when you heard Sahed's cackle. "Aww~ did our clothes get mixed again, ____? That's toooooooo baaaaad!"

"Argh, you're enjoying this too much, Sahed!", you exclaimed angrily, and tick marks were starting to form on your temple. You sighed then, your anger subsiding into pure dissappointment.

"It was you, wasn't it?", you asked, looking at Sahed with an expression you'd only give your mortal enemy. And, well...Sahed and you were somehow enemies.

"Whaaaaaat? Milady, I have no idea what you're talking about.", the A'hkon's response was heard before he dissappeared out of the window from the washing room.

God, you hated his guts.

...

Your relationship with Sahed was...well, how do I say...? How- how about we just start with the beginning? Yes, let's look into that first.

You actually arrived at the circus before him, to be honest, and you were one of the view who actually tried to smile despite the glum atmosphere. that's when the A'hkon siblings, Rainah and Sahed, stepped foot into the place, and you tried welcoming them with your best manners, only for your efforts to land in the dirt when Rainah only looked at you with a frown, a dead, maybe annoyed? expression, and Sahed had a similar reaction.

Then, as the place turned into a circus with the help of Dotty and Bob (I dunno the backstory that well anymore help), you did your best to be of aid. You were even surprised with yourself how far your patience had brought you, from turning everyone's bad day into a good one when you sang to them with your wonderful voice, or told them the most extraordinary tales from your books. You made friends with Rainah, and you were proud to have her as a friend, because after she opened up to you, you two practically got inseperable, sharing many interests.

However, Sahed was a whole other story. Maybe it was your naivity that made you think that Sahed would stop bothering you with his pranks. Maybe it was your heart that told you to hold on juuuust a little longer when he loved tempting your nerves for them to become thin threads which could tear upon the slightest contact or breeze of wind.

But, as much as you tried to be nice to him, helping him and even cleaning up after him, you had enough one day. You couldn't be nice to everyone, as much as you tried. But that only spurred on Sahed's hunger for trouble with you more.

See, Sahed was actually a simple boy. Behind that facade of being all charming, having that nice hair, and those pretty eyes, he was actually head over heels for you. How could he not? When he first laid eyes on you, who opened the door to them on a rainy day -the day they joined the circus/place- he was greeted with a worried smile, a warm soup, some fresh clothes, and a soothing voice.

He wasn't yelled at, pushed at, cursed at, or even looked at weirdly. When he laid eyes on you, and examined your reaction carefully upon seeing his three eyes, he never saw even a milligramm of fear, or disgust...he only saw...warmth, and understanding.

And at first, he couldn't even comprehend his own feelings when you asked him if he'd like to have another room, or a different set of clothing. you just looked so ...carefree. I mean, of course you cared, but you were just so different from all the other people that Sahed and his sister have encountered.

So many, too many.

And Sahed...he was frightened. He couldn't be sure if you were only putting on an act around him. He had patience, patience to see your happy-go-lucky-mask fall and see your real reason, your ulterior motive--but he couldn't.

How could he?

How could he have the audacity to even doubt you?

How dare he even, when you've been nothing but nice to him? Even sweeter to his sister, who became best friends with you in the span of a year?

When he saw how you were nice to everyone, how much effort you put for everyone to have a good time, to just--be happy, and at peace?

And even though he'd never admit it, he was kind of envious and jealous of the attention all the other newcomers received when you greeted them the same way you greeted him and Rainah.

And, well, since he was head over heels for you, and a stubborn young man, he just...thought that teasing you would be the answer.

The answer for these stupid feelings to dissappear. Because why?

...would you ever even look at him in that light?

In a ...more-than-lovers way?

...in a romantic way?

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No.

You wouldn't.

And he was sure everyone would think of him as the biggest fool to think so. Except, Rainah. Well, she always scolded him for pulling pranks on you. rainah felt pity towards you, and wanted for you and Sahed to be together, or at least go on a date, or at least -the very least- have a normal chat.

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"Rainah, please remind me again as to why I should accompany your disgrace of a brother towards a flower field? And now of all times?", you asked in the midst of bringing the other A'hkons in safety form the officers.

Rainah just pushed the last one into a nearby circus wagon before she turned around with a smile. She had a bead of sweat and you held her still to wipe it away. "Ah, come on-", she said, about to pull her head back, but you were insistent. "nuh-uh, you need to stay clean, love-", you said as you gently padded away the drops. Then you fixed her hair.

"...I bet the people are jealous of you A'hkons. You have the prettiest three eyes I've ever seen, to be honest.", you complimented her, when you formed and bent her bangs in a way for her precious third eye to go unnoticed, all done with a sad frown on your face.

rainah stood there as she took in your words. "Thank you...it feels good when you remind me. And about the field..Sahed had a plan where the flowers play an important role.", she muttered, and a small blush creeped over her cheeks.

Except Sahed, nobody had actually ever really complimented her on her beauty, let alone her third eye. But, you were the first human being who didn't get scared, if anything, you whined in envy at her.

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"Awhh, I wish I had three eyes as well! Do you know how many dresses I could accentuate- *gasp*! Rainah, you wear them!", you exclaimed excitedly when you quickly led her to your room one sunny day.

You two were actually about to have breakfast, and just so happened to stumble into the topic of clothes on your way there. But, you two had more important things than stilling your morning hunger, and that was for Rainah to try on the dresses and blouses and skirts you were mentioning.

They all fit her perfectly, and as you predicted, they were harmonizing with rainah's third eye like a glove. That day, you gifted half your wardrobe to her.

Rainah honestly couldn't have asked for a better friend than you.

She was glad that her pleas of help were heard.

...

"Jeez, then tell me where the field is? And will you, Julia and Anthonn be alright?", you asked one last time before Rainah hastily pushed you into a certain direction. "yes, yes, now go, quick!"

And so you ran. It was a wonder, what happened to you after your death. oh yeah, would you like to know how you died?

you were accused of being a witch by your volk, and got pushed into a pit, which was filled with spiders. And now, you somehow had the power to shoot webs from your wrists, and your stage name became:

Lady Arachnea.

Now, you started running and then you jumped. Shooting out silver-chain like webs, which stuck to the walls of the houses, you swung around the streets and nooks of the city, looking for that flower field.

'Just where might it be...? And what has Sahed in mind this time??', you asked yourself as you stealthily snuck around and ran alongside the walls, as your feet could stick to a vertical ground as well. With that, you could easily avoid the running officers.

And soon enough, when you swung really high, and came to a short stop in mid-air, you asw his hair. In the middle of a field with flowers.

But they weren't just any flowers of any kind.

They were all Jade Vines, Chocolate Cosmos and Middlemist's Reds.

Your favourite three types of flowers.

You came to a stop, with Sahed catching you in the right moment. You were too stunned by the amount of the rarest flowers, too stunned to even notice how Sahed's hands didn't leave your waist, and as you reached out to touch the delicate petals of the pink flower Middlemist's red, Sahed smiled.

He couldn't help it! You were just too cute not to gush over!

"Do you like it?", he softly asked as he leant down to your ear, his breath tingling the chell of your ear.

You flinched. "W-what..?!", you asked, still startled by the gesture. "Ah, sorry...I was just...distracted by the view...", you trailed off as you saw the colorful picture which got alluminated by the moonshine.

"How is this possible? Last time I checked here, there weren't these rarities, not even a single jade vine by the best garteners-"

"I-I did!", he said suddenly, unterrupting your speech. You turned around to face him with a frown. "What?"

When you turned around, and your eyes searching his, Sahed grew nervous and looked to the side, cheeks warming up. "..I did...", he murmured, and stroked your waist absentmindedly.

You blushed at the contact, and moreso by the fact that Sahed could actually do something like that with his magic. "...but--why?", you then asked, still puzzled by his actions.

"How is this going to help us bringing the A'hkons to safe-"

"Please, ____!", he interrupted again, nearly yelling, and startling you again as he pulled you closer to him, his eyes widening. "..please...just...enjoy the moment...I did it for you...", he murmured, his three eyes looking at your two pretty orbs.

"Flowers? ...For me?", your question came quietly, but Sahed still heard it. He nodded a little, his eyes focused on your lips now.

"Yes, y-you sometimes said that you liked these type of flowers...so--I g-got them for you...", he stuttered, searching for your reaction again.

Sahed didn't know why he did that, but he loved seeing you react. Whether it was putting a mouse into your room and you screaming in fear, him eating the last cupcake which was actually promised to you, or, just recently, your pretty pink dress.

"Huh, and here I thought you just didn't like me...", you murmured, as you looked into his third eye, which glowed as the moonlicht lit up Sahed's face. You two stood in the middle of the field, Sahed still held your waist, and you couldn't help but blush.

"I'm just a stupid man, ____, and you have made me fall for you.", he murmured gently. He took a little step closer, just for your chest to nearly touch his, for his arms to hold you closer, and you gently placed your arms on his biceps.

"Really..? And all this time you just had to tease me? pull pranks on me?", you mumbled as you saw your favourite type of flower in the colour of Sahed's eyes.

he huffed playfully. "Anybody in their right mind would do that! And how could I not? Your reactions are far too cute to stop..."

You chuckled softly at his answer before you looked into his face with a smile. "you know...amongst the three types of flowers, there is one that I absolutely adore..", you whispered.

It was a wonder that nobody noticed two people standing in the middle of a flowerfield (you and Sahed) and that you guys didn't have a segnal to get back. Right now, it was just...you two, ant the moonlight, and a few sweet breezes of wind.

"And...which one is it...?", Sahed inquired. He'd have expected for you to say "Middlemist's Red, because of the sweet pink colour!" or "Chocolate Cosmo, because of the name and the flower itself!".

Never did he think you'd say the banana-shaped Jade vine.

"Huh?", he only asked, looking at you with a raised brow. You giggled.

"Because they remind me of the colour of your eyes. A glowing blue, always somewhere, looking at me.""

Sahed blushed furiously. "Ah- y-you saw me looking at you?"

"You mean, staring? One too many times."

Sahed slumped his shoulders. "S-sorry..."

You sighed. "Thank you for the sight, Sahed. But I think it'd be best if we go back-", you couldn't finish your sentence becouse Sahed just kept looking at you.

"Uh, Sahed..?"

"C-can I...kiss you?", he breathed, as he looked at you with a frown.

You flinched. "...What?"

Sahed groaned. "Can I kiss you...?!", he gritted, as if it took everything in his willpower to not groan again. His heart was already doing saltos from the confession you said earlier.

You pondered for a moment. Then you took his face in your hands, and stroked his cheeks just underneath his eyes. "hmm, and why should I allow that..?"

sahed closed his eyes and leaned closer to your touch, as he hugged you closer to his chest. "mm...won't pull anymore pranks on you, sweetheart...", he murmured, and he was content with life. Even if you were to say no, he'd still be happy-

"Promise?", you asked, as your face was nearing his, but since Sahed had his eyes closed, he didn't see you inching closer.

"promise-mmpf!", Sahed eyes widened comically when he felt your soft lips on his. his hands shook when you parted and pecked his mouth again with your own.

You just kept kissing him some more, your hands tangling in his hair. After some time, you parted, and saw Sahed chasing your lips eagerly, but you üut a finger on his lips from doing so.

"I...think it's time we head back.", you whispered, and sahed looked at you with his wide eyes as he nodded dreamily. His face contorted into a dorky grin when he hugged you, and you shot out a web to help the others.

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Y'ALL I JUST READ CH 34 OF MARIONETTA, AND WHY IS SAHED SO BABYGIRL, ALSO JULIA BEING REASONABLE IS COOL, I HOPE JATHAR MAKES A PACT!!!

Also..Jathar looks handsome as well, so if you guys have requests about him, feel free to ask!

Read you in the next post!

[willalove75]

Two fics from me in one day?! Whaaaaaat?!

Truthfully I forgot I posted one already bc after I posted it I went straight into writing the second one and finished it much faster than I expected to, but oh well! You're welcome everyone😉

All jokes aside I did want to say I'm going to try and queue up some posts if I can get a few extras done, but my very best friend in the whole world (like this girl has been my best friend for over 20 years, I'm obsessed with her) is getting married and her bachelorette party is this coming weekend!

So I'll be traveling and celebrating from Thursday-Sunday and unless I can get a few things queued to fill the space, there's gonna be a lull in my posts! So let's say that's the real reason why I posted twice today😅😅

Usually work is quite boring (which is why I have so much time to write tbh) but it might pick up this week since I'll be out for two days. It's my goal to post once a day this week before I go but realistically I would like to get at least 2 posts out before I leave for the weekend.

So I'm not abandoning my fics, ya girl is just gonna be busyyy (s/o to the 6 weddings I have coming up this year🎉😅😂)

ALSO I MEANT TO MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS LIKE YESTERDAY BUT I REACHED 200 FOLLOWERS?!?!?! HELLO????

Guys I made this blog LESS THAN TWO MONTHS AGO. June 10th will be two months since I started this!!!! I'm averaging 100 followers a month?! That's INSANE.

Ik 200 followers isn't "a lot" in the grand scheme of social media, but 200 people liked my stories enough to follow me so they can see more of what I write?! Shut the fuck up that's insane

I say this every time so I'm sorry that I sound like a broken record but thank you all SO MUCH for all of your support and love.

Never, ever in a million years did I think any of this could happen to me. I never thought I'd get the courage to start writing fics and even more than that, if I did find the courage, I NEVER thought I would have so many amazing people consistently sharing/liking/reblogging/interacting/genuinely enjoying what I've written.

Seriously I am so goddamn grateful for every single one of you THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GUYS ARE THE ACTUAL BEST💕💕

[moonmothmama]

slowly finishing part two of the nevers

just got through episode 9 (fever) and. it went to the sex club??

ok i get it you're tying all this shit together but BABY ALIEN IN THE VICTORIAN RICH BASTARD SEX CLUB? IN THE POOL IN THE SEX CLUB?

this show is fucking bananas. oohhhh my god.

Hugo is out here getting himself painted gold for an Olympian themed orgy while his abusive father dies. Lord Massen's Touched daughter is secretly alive locked in the basement but he might try to kill her. and all the shit with the Bidlow siblings. there's all this weird symmetry and it's like barely coherent. what the hell is this show. why am i so invested in this. it's so good but at the same time it's a train wreck. i would say it's gone totally off the rails but was it ever on them?

the actors are so good. it's beautifully acted. and the characters are interesting. but the plot has run away with itself. it's bonkers. there's so much- too much- going on. it's excessive to the point of being almost baffling. there are too many tangled threads. imho this story could be really good if it a) was stretched out over at least three seasons, thereby giving time to weave plotlines together and develop more than a handful of characters* b) was, shall we say, tidied up a bit, and some Questionable Decisions revised.

*- oh look! they remembered that Harriet, Primrose, and Desirée exist!

that said, i mean, here i am watching it, so. idfk man.

and just by the fucking way, is that the dead widow somehow reasserting herself???? whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuck is going on here

there's three more episodes and i can't decide if i'd rather binge it or stretch it out for the next few days. which is worse? also, as usual, goddammit Frank

the scene with him and Lucy was genuinely very good

note: Nick Frost is fuckin chilling in this show. i hope he gets more roles like this one. but if that knife he gave the hateful bigoted teenage girl ends up hurting Myrtle i'm gonna burn something down.

no one spoiler me please in the extremely off chance that anyone in this fandom (what is it like half a dozen ppl) even sees this post within the next few days <3

ps- not shedding any tears for the colonel but neither am i cheering for the piece of shit doctor

[stormoflina]

I'm the anon that asked about the lack of DomiTrent content in your asks. Thank you so much for your elaborate answer, especially for all the insight you give us on the Hungarian culture. It's a perspective the rest of us don't really have. Even if you think your take was a bit unhinged, everything you said made a lot of sense to me.

Honestly I'm just fascinated by their dynamic so much and I find it sad we now have to watch blurry videos from fans to see almost any interactions at all. It's infuriating how once again the homophobes were the ones that probably ruined everything 😭

I truly hope it didn't affect their actual friendship too much... Would be such a shame because I was happy Domi had someone that helped him feel at home at the club.

(I have liked him since he joined RB Leipzig btw. I watch a lot of Bundesliga games and even though I'm not an RB Leipzig fan AT ALL, I always thought Domi was insanely talented. I was SO happy when he joined LFC this summer.)

Just sharing one more thing because I don't know if enough people realize: the thing Trent does after the Fulham game where he kinda licks his lips and shushes/bites his finger (there's some gifs/videos of that moment on here but I'm too lazy to go find them rn), was actually directed at Dom. It was right before that adorable hug between them.

There's a video from a fan on YouTube that shows it was for Dom. Someone posted it on here recently.

It's a favorite recent moment of mine because it shows they still do crazy things towards each other sometimes in the 'heat of the moment'/post-win bliss!

Hiii 🫶🏼

Babe, you have no idea what you have started with that ask 😭 Thank you so much for asking it in the first place and for this sweet ask of yours, too!

I think they are as close as they used to be, if those blurry videos we are getting are any indications. Like when they got locked out like a week ago, after getting down from the team bus like super late?? Just the two of them? I feel like we didn't talk enough about how weird that was, lol.

Ohh, finally, I'm fully with you on the RB Leipzig one. I really enjoy watching the Bundesliga, have that few clubs I love and adore, but watching him play for RB Leipzig was actually torture. So glad those days are over, lol.

Whaaaaaat, he does it for Domi?! How the heck did I not see that, omg. Anyone got a link f

[niuniente]

You know, for the last three or four updates of DHD I always came across the post thinking "oh, is this one of those mini things she does in between? Surely it isn't another update so soon" and then it WAS an update and each time I was like

"whaaaaaat? :0 Awwwww these two dorks, I love them^^"

Needless to say, it always makes my day when that happens! So thanks for making my day today and blessing us with Primm hahah!

Also I wanted to say that I generally like pretty much all of your posts and especially when you talk about spiritual and artistic stuff^^

Ahaha, October has been "normal" in a sense that I have had my normal drawing energies back. It's been years since I drew this much! I used to draw daily. It means that I'm slowly healing, yay! But please, don't expect weekly releases for DHD :'D This was just an anomaly lol. As much as I love drawing DHD and Primm, slow update phase fits me.

I'm sure there will be more ministuff :3 Keep your eyes open for them! They are always tagged as #DHD_art so you can find them easily from my blog, too, without needing to go through the DHD tag. Also, all drawings are always tagged #niu_drawings

Thank you for your kind message! It's lovely to hear from people who remember that this is not a DHD blog but a Niu blog, so topics and posts do vary :3

[graphitesatellite]

hcs on what greek god/mythology character are the main 6?(ex:achilles,icarus,the fates,zeus,aphrodite)

ohhhhh dear requester how you spoil me -w-

buckle up kids cuz I have So Many Opinions

Asra

Hecate and Selene popped into my head immediately, being goddesses of magic/witchcraft and the moon, respectively. Hecate also has strong ties with the spiritual world and death and the moon (and necromancy oh-la-la), which seems to give her the most in common with Asra, but it doesn’t go much deeper than that.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention Hypnos, sleep incarnate, as a candidate, if only because I’ve been comparing the two in my head ever since I started playing Hades, but once again it really doesn’t go that deep.

You could also make a case for Astraeus, titan god of the stars, father of the traveling stars and the four winds.

But my official pick is gonna have to be Hermes, messenger of the gods, patron of travelers, roads, and astrology, notorious trickster, and the only Olympian capable of crossing the border between the living and the dead. Hermes, like Asra, was a precocious child, but his easy charm and resourcefulness made him very likeable. He’s commonly portrayed as an athletic, beardless youth, and one of his main symbols besides his winged sandals is the caduceus, a staff entwined by two snakes that’s able to wake one up or put them to sleep. Seems like a perfect fit to me.

Nadia

Okay we’re all thinking it so let’s just get it out of the way: Nadia is Athena. Association with owls, wisdom, strategy, handcrafts, creator of the olive branch (the OG peace offering), dispenser of the best advice, universally revered and feared — she is Athena. The only thing that doesn’t track is Athena is a maiden goddess and Nadia absolutely fucks.

So in that way we can compare her to Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty who also fucks. And Hera probably deserves a mention as the queen of Olympus.

For fun we can compare her to Artemis, the great huntress, or Themis, the prophetic titan goddess of divine order. If I had to pick anyone other than Athena, I would have to go with Themis. She checks the most boxes.

But yeah we all know it’s Athena.

Julian

Asclepius is the god of medicine, used to be a mortal doctor, so that’s pretty self-explanatory. And while he does have strong associations with snakes (nudge nudge) and bringing people back/coming back from the dead, I’m not entirely convinced he’s the best candidate. Where’s the Stress? The Drama?

Dionysus is a plausible choice seeing as he was also brought back to life after a violent death. Not to mention the drinking habit and the giant group of fanatic female devotees (I’m looking at you, The Fandom.) And honestly, Dionysus is pretty selfless for a god, having not only rescued his mother from the underworld but also the princess Ariadne (who he later married) from the island where Theseus abandoned her. I mostly hesitate because as the god of wine, he’s also associated with rage and violence, which are not things I can really see for Julian. He’s not a mad lad, he’s a sad lad.

He and Prometheus do share qualities of rebelliousness and self-sacrifice, but imo this one falls apart as soon as you realize Prometheus is the titan god of forethought. You could also try to link him to Apollo, father of Asclepius, another god of medicine, through his association with crows, but the story of Coronis doesn’t match up well with Julian either.

His time during the plague, especially around when Lucio died, makes me think of Daedalus, the master craftsman who built the labyrinth and was imprisoned in a tower by King Minos (it’s not important why). They both did manage to escape their situations and go on the run. It’s either Daedalus or Asclepius for Julian, hard for me to choose just one for him.

Muriel

I think of Muriel, I think of Atlas, mainly due to the tremendous burden they both carry. I think of Hephaestus and his somewhat self-imposed isolation (if I were him I wouldn’t wanna hang out with the Olympus fam either). I even think of Hades, bound to the underworld by shitty luck. But none of those quiet hit the target.

Artemis is a little bit closer, if only because of her connection to animals and nature. Pan might work if he wasn’t so jovial. This is a toughie, not a lot of Greek figures isolate themselves the way Muriel does, nor do they harbor so much guilt and self-hatred.

So the Minotaur is the next logical step I think. This is based less on the actual mythology and more on my interpretation of Asterius' story. Like Muriel, he was treated as if he was more beast than man, and he was eventually trapped in a bloody arena where his sole purpose was to kill.

Yeah I’d have to go with either an even more shredded Artemis or Asterius. You could make a good argument for Hephaestus but I personally prefer the other two.

Portia

My first thought for Portia is Atalanta, y’know the girl who was literally raised by bears. I feel like they have a similar feral energy, very fierce, very powerful, very determined. Unfortunately Atalanta is like, the only female Greek hero. I’ll include Artemis too, she and Atalanta were into a lot of the same stuff.

On the opposite end of the spectrum is Hestia, goddess of the hearth, feast, and sacrificial fire. I honestly think Hestia is too static of a character to properly represent Portia, but there is something to be said about her associations with fire, home, and food. There’s a facet of Portia that is very domestic, but it’s just a part of her overall personality. (And once again, maiden goddess, but Portia definitely fucks.)

Similarly, you could compare her to Hebe, the goddess of youth and cupbearer to the gods, but really only on the grounds that she’s one of the younger LIs, and that she’s spent time as a servant.

After some more digging around it’s pretty clear that Atalanta is my favorite option, I’m gonna have to go with her.

Lucio

The most obvious choice is Pan, I’m sure we can all agree on that. Literal party animal, literal goat man. Dionysus is also up there, but he’s really too good of a guy for Lucio, which is kind of nuts to say. You know you suck when a Greek god has the moral high ground over you. I feel like there are more and better options to explore.

For instance, Poseidon! A temperamental dick who does whatever he wants because he’s usually too dangerous for anyone to stop him. Literally all Poseidon does is hold grudges and cause violence for attention. Sounds a lot like someone we know, huh?

Then there’s Epimetheus, titan god of afterthought, father of excuses. One of the most mocked Greek figures, and for good reason. He’s the embodiment of a fool, not to be confused with The Fool. A fool as in an idiot. Like Lucio.

Zeus is also worth considering, because like Lucio, even though he’s in charge, he’s just the worst, literally the worst. Unfaithful, belligerent, narcissistic. Oh, Narcissus would also work now that I think about it. Let’s say it’s either Narcissus, or maybe Pan after all, since Pan is one of the only gods who’s ever been “declared” dead.

[stinkysam]

Peter Parker - I wanna thank myself for always having my back

Warning : post NWH but no real spoilers

Genre : fluff

Synopsis : "Peter 1 and Peter 2 slapped some sense inside Peter 3's skull who's rushing to you after his multiverse field trip"

Reader : gender neutral (you/yours)

Maybe he was seeing signs where there weren't any.

Or maybe he suddenly cared about those things, those "messages", because they were pointing at you.

But hearing Peter 2 say he was in a stable relationship and it was working despite his activities and then later catching MJ, saving her from falling to her death felt a little too much to not be signs.

So when he got back to his universe and his phone immediately buzzed with notifications from you, he knew what he had to do, rushing straight to your apartment.

Frantically knocking at your window and calling out your name until you finally showed yourself holding a stool above your head. "Are you seriously going to attack me with that ?"

Your eyes grew wide as you recognized Peter, quickly setting your weapon aside and letting him in, instantly engulfing him into a tight hug.

"Where were you ? It's the 5th floor !?" you said, looking through the window as if to make sure of that. "Oh yeah ?" He quipped, grabbing your face to get your attention only for the both of you to speak at the same time "You're Spiderman ?" "I love you"

"What ?" "Whaaaaaat nooo." "You love me ?" "Be honest, it's the suit ?" "Among other things- Stop joking." "Yeah." you stared at him, not sure what information to process first.

"Can I kiss you ? Because I- I really want to" "Oh, you do ?" you smiled as he simply hummed with a small nod before quickly interjecting "I mean, you're- you're still holding me and- and you're very clearly looking at my lips right now"

You chuckled before locking his lips in a sweet kiss, feeling him instantly relax and melt against you while his heart was pounding in his chest.

Two months had passed since that day and he still can't get enough of your affection. Craving it for all the years he stopped himself from letting people get too close, too scared they could get taken away from him.

But meeting Peter 1 and Peter 2 made him change his way of thinking. He had never been alone even if he didn't know, you and them were proof of that which means he could return your love tenfold.

Adoring to cup your face, littering you with kisses. But you love to do this as well, you refuse to be defeated, showering him with all the love you have, your lips landing back on his each time he tries to talk his way out of it. He can feel the whole world disappear when you do that.

Just having your arms wrapped around his body, watching a movie while cuddling and sharing a few lazy kisses.

He quickly gets used to sleeping snuggled against you and despite moving a lot in his sleep, he's still somehow touching you. Either his legs are tangled with yours or one arm is under your shirt or his face pressed flat against your back.

He's absolutely thrilled to go on dates with you but he's also really nervous. He wants them to go exactly as planned because that's what you deserve and he hates having to cut them short. You tell him it's fine and you understand, Spiderman doesn't really have a schedule, and even if he had one, he knows he wouldn't be able to ignore someone in need.

So he really appreciates having you reassure him once he gets back to you.

Sometimes he rethinks his choices and wonders if he's going to regret making them, if he is allowed to have you. But you always make him forget about the 'what if's.

"I love you" he says quietly, petting your head as you rest against his chest, you're half asleep but you still answer "I love you too".

You grab his hand and place his fingers against your lips. "I love you" you repeat, and he can feel the whole world disappear once again, his heart sings, your breathing lightly tickling and warming his skin and he absolutely loses it when he feels you pressing a kiss on his hand before you drift off to sleep.

Yeah you're not getting away anytime soon.

[simplyotometrash]

MC turns into MSheep!

Inspired by the lil anime announcement we got because I love MC still being represented by a lil sheepie~!

As usual, this is gender-neutral reader!MC

It was a total accident. You were just working on your potion project with Solomon. He was helping you with the math of it, mostly, since it was pretty complicated. You had no idea where things went wrong. There was a puff of pink smoke when you added the last ingredient and suddenly Solomon was a giant! Well, actually you were turned into a small pink sheep...

Lucifer:

He didn’t know what to say when Solomon brought you home.

You were a sheep. A tiny sheep. And very pink.

His beloved was a sheep.

Lucifer.exe has stopped responding.

Honestly, give this old man a few moments to take in the shock and let things settle.

Then he’s going to threaten Solomon because who else would have turned you into a fucking sheep?

A tiny voice sounded from the sheep. It sounded like you, only smaller.

“It was my fault. I think. Solomon didn’t even touch my potion ingredients.”

Well, that doesn’t change anything. Solomon had best change you back or else.

And those words shot pure ice through your veins. You knew when your Lucifer got pissed off, his threats were not to be taken lightly.

For the time being, however, you had to live as a sheep.

Lucifer didn’t hesitate to just carry you everywhere. What if you got lost? Or Beel tried to eat you? Or Belphie thought you were a pillow? Or Mammon tried to sell you?

There were too many variables and this old demon just wanted some peace of mind.

So you went literally everywhere with him. You two still talked as normal. You even slept in his room still. 

You promised yourself to help him relax once you were human again. You knew your situation caused a lot of unneeded stress on the poor man.

It took three whole days before Solomon was able to change you back.

But when you were human again you didn’t expect Lucifer to hug you so tightly or give you such a firm kiss. He had missed his human being, well, a human far more than he cared to admit.

But you better make good on helping him relax. I think there’s some grey in his hair now.

Mammon:

Haha, good joke, Solomon! Now, where was his human? Really, where were they hiding?

He was so sure it was a prank and you were taking pictures from the bushes or something.

When you voice sounded from the small sheep Mammon nearly fainted.

What the fuck did Solomon do to his human?! The Great Mammon’s human was a sheep!

You explained your situation and Mammon only grew more jittery.

He was grinding his teeth. He didn’t hesitate, though, to snatch you away from Solomon and hold you like you were the most sacred thing in the whole of Devildom.

“Ya better turn them back! I can make money at the casinos so name the price!”

Oh he was serious. Mammon was willing to pay good Grimm just to turn you back.

And Solomon, after cruel teasing with pricing your return to human at over a million Grimm, said he would do it for free. After all, there was no telling if this would wear off or if it needed to be reversed.

So he would do it. It was a good chance to study your potion recipe and figure out how you fucked up.

Mammon, like his older brother, took you literally everywhere with him. But by everywhere I do mean everywhere. Lucifer at least had the decency to leave you out when he went to the bathroom. Mammon did not.

He was also making sure to keep you away from Asmo, who had fallen for your pink and fluffy form on sight. 

Mammon talked to you like you were still human. He treated like his human.

But he also acted like you would break at any second. He had never been so careful in his life.

He honestly cried on the third day, worried you might be stuck as a sheep. He didn’t know what to do.

Of course, you were turned back by that evening. Solomon had dropped by to check in and the potion naturally wore off.

Mammon hugged you so tight you felt like you were being suffocated.

But he was back to normal the second Solomon joked that he wanted to get paid for his efforts.

Levi:

Once Solomon was able to get into his bedroom, Levi just about fainted at the sight of you.

He wasn’t even skeptical about this.

It was just like the anime “Help I’ve Accidentally Been Turned Into a Sheep and Now I’m Stuck!”. Literally, just like the anime! 

You needn’t worry about anyone trying anything with you while Solomon worked to turn you back, it wasn’t like you would be leaving Levi’s room very much.

You were in his lap almost 24/7 save for when you needed food or to go to the bathroom. Or he needed to do the same. 

His room was a fortress so you were pretty much safe. 

You couldn’t remember the last time you got to spend quite that much time with your otaku. He could be difficult at times, especially when he was playing a game.

You actually relished the time spent as a sheep because of it.

Levi was not-so-secretly getting more and more anxious though. 

He saw the anime! He made you watch it with him in one sitting, too! What if this turned out just like the anime and you never turned back into a human?

The main character in the anime was a sheep for an entire YEAR!

If he had a soul it would have left his body at the very thought.

By the end of the third day you could tell he was totally falling apart.

His partner was a sheep. Probably forever.

With a poof of pink smoke you were human again.

And Levi unconscious because, for some reason, you turned human and had no clothes on.

You just put on some of his clothes for the time being and called Solomon.

You caught a glimpse in the mirror as you were on the phone and told him to keep working on that reversal potion.

You still had sheep fluff for hair, horns, and sheep ears...

Satan:

If looks could kill then Solomon would have been dead where he stood.

The sin of wrath was so pissed off that there was an evil, menacing aura radiating from him.

And it was directed solely at Solomon.

“I don’t even want you working on a way to turn them back. You might be a great sorcerer but I’m going to do this myself.”

He snatched you away and slammed the door in the sorcerer’s face.

No one tried to bother him as he stormed back to his room. 

“I promise I’m going to turn you back, MC.”

He poured over his books and had you give him the potion you had been making. You had to tell every single detail you could remember of what happened leading up to your transformation.

But he didn’t only focus on turning you back.

He couldn’t neglect you being in the room with him. You still brought out the calm within him and made him feel at ease.

When you insisted he take breaks, he would make some tea and give you a straw so you didn’t get tea in your wool.

Like he usually did, he read to you when you wanted to go to sleep. It was even more relaxing holding a warm ball of fluff.

But he barely slept.

He had to figure out a way to turn his favorite person back to normal.

You were still you, no doubt about that, but he missed you being a person. Someone he could kiss and hold hands with. Someone he didn’t have to worry about accidentally crushing or losing because you were so small.

He finally figured it out. He studied your potion recipe for hours on end until he figured out what went wrong. You had been given a recipe that had been “mislabeled”.

Knowing that made it a cinch to turn you back within the hour.

Now to murder the dodgy sorcerer who gave you the recipe for class to begin with.

Asmo:

“Whaaaaaat? MC? A sheep? Oh, darling, you are so cute! And so soft!!”

He canonically loves cute things (did you read the Devilgram story about him taking care of bunnies?) so he was having the time of his life.

And then it hit him as soon as Solomon laughed.

He couldn’t go out on dates with you. He couldn’t kiss you. Or see your stunning face. Your voice wasn’t the same. 

Solomon promised to do what he could to fix this, but it could take a few days.

Did he spend the next hour crying and hugging your fluffy body? Yes, yes he did.

You got him calmed down, reassuring him that it was temporary and there were some perks. He would totally get lots of attention on Devilgram if he posted your pictures! You were pink, his favorite color! You had lots of soft wool he could brush and he could paint your tiny sheep hooves!

That perked him right up.

He spent the next several hours styling your wool, somehow managing to put braids in it. He gave you cute decorative pieces to wear in your wool, painted your hooves to match his nails, and even gave you a little bowtie!

And boy did his Devilgram blow up with attention at the sight of your pictures.

You even inspired his newest clothing designs! Clothing for pets! Devildom didn’t have a cute variety of pet clothes, and while you weren’t a pet, you were very inspiring to look at.

Even pets deserved to look beautiful!

You were so soft to snuggle with but nighttime really made him miss you. Even in an innocent way, he missed skin-to-skin cuddling. It was always so reassuring.

But he didn’t have that.

He managed to get through the days that went by before Solomon finally turned you back.

And he was beginning to wonder if Solomon had drawn out your time as a sheep on purpose.

That didn’t matter, though. Not when he had to take you out on a date!

Beel:

Solomon was holding something soft and fluffy. Was it food? Cotton candy? It looked really sweet and tasty.

“Beel, no, it’s me!”

“MC...?”

He wasn’t happy once the situation was explained. But he didn’t show it. To be fair, he wasn’t the most outwardly expressive of his emotions unless it was necessary.

With Solomon’s promise to return you to normal, he just carried you back to the kitchen with him.

But he wasn’t hungry anymore. Not when his dear human was in a new and unusual form.

It caused him to go into a bit of a crisis, though.

What did sheep eat? What could YOU eat? You were a human in a sheep’s body after all. Did you have to eat what sheep ate or could you still eat your favorite things?

He sat there, staring at the cupboards and fridge, with the most worried look on his face.

To be fair, you weren’t sure either.

And you two stayed liked that until Satan said you could still eat whatever you liked, though it would be best to avoid meat unless it was basically shredded. 

Then came Beel’s next huge crisis: he was terrified of crushing you!

You were so tiny and delicate now, even more fragile than when you were a human.

It took a little convincing but Beel took to carrying you literally everywhere you wanted to go. He loved how soft you were.

Though you didn’t like how often he drooled on you because your fluff looked too tasty. You promised to get him cotton candy once you were a human again, which kind of helped the situation.

Beel even made sure to make everything you ate easy on you! He didn’t want anything to be hurtful to your little sheep body or hard for you to eat!

He didn’t hesitate to help you drink the reversal potion once Solomon got it made, holding his breath until he saw you in your proper state again.

He could breathe easy again. 

Belphie:

What was Solomon carrying? A new pillow or something?

It looked so soft and like it would be a perfect napping pillow.

He wasn’t even listening to anything Solomon had to say, the explanation going in one ear and out the other.

He was focused on going inside to use the new pillow.

Until he heard you talking to him after Solomon had given up on explaining anything.

Now he was mildly concerned. You weren’t you anymore. You were a sheep. He actually listened as you told him your story, unlike with Solomon, and he merely shrugged.

“Well, what can you do? You’ll be normal again eventually.”

You knew your grumpy demon, though. He was worried about you. But Belphie was never good at showing his worry for others unless it was drastic.

True to form, he passed out once he laid down again. You were held against him as if you might disappear while he slept.

It was all the more proof he was worried about your situation.

He still slept most of the time, he was like a cat in that he slept for hours without moving. You had to wiggle free to do anything. No one wanted to wake up to a sheep smelling like piss and you didn’t want a bath.

Belphie whined that taking care of you as a sheep was too much work, but the moment anyone tried to take you from him he immediately got defensive. He even threatened to break Mammon’s hands.

The only one he trusted with you was Beel.

Always sleeping holding your little sheep self did make him realize he wanted a stuffed animal version of you just like that.

It was so nice to snuggle with.

But he missed the normal you. He wanted to have you to lay on or go “star” gazing with. He wanted to do things with you again that weren’t quite possible with you as a sheep.

So he may have gone to find Solomon and threaten him if he didn’t turn you back quicker.

It was all for naught, as he came home to find you curled up in his bed in your human form once again.

He’d wake you up later. For now, he wanted to take another nap with you.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 309: Gotta Go My Own Way

Previously on BnHA: Muscular was all “well if it isn’t the protagonist on his solo journey of self-discovery, for some reason I’m unironically glad I get to fight you!” Deku was all “hey Muscular before I finish kicking your ass would you please take a moment to answer these two survey questions? Question one, do you regret being a total piece of shit? And question two, if you could do anything at all in the world other than being a total piece of shit, would you?” Muscular was all, “pfft, no and no.” Deku was all, “thanks buddy, your feedback helps make me a better hero, here’s a coupon for fifteen percent off your next ass-whooping.” Then he whooped his ass.

Today on BnHA: Deku is all “what up All Might can you believe you’ve been here this entire time?” All Might is all “I sure can since that’s literally my catch phrase, anyway how are your magic movie 1 gauntlets holding up?” Deku is all “they’re holding up fine, how are Hawks, Endeavor, and Best Jeanist doing?” Hawks, Endeavor, and Best Jeanist are all “we, your fellow co-conspirators, are also doing fine, thanks for asking!” Flashback!Deku is all “anyway so I secretly have All Might’s quirk and the most dangerous people in the world are after me, so sorry mom but that’s why I’m dropping out of school.” Inko is all “I CAN’T ACCEPT THAT” while totally accepting it. All Might is all “I GUESS WE’LL JUST HAVE TO GO ALONG WITH IT SINCE I DON’T FEEL LIKE TRYING TO STOP HIM.” Hawks, Jeanist, and Endeavor, as previously mentioned, are all “yeah that sounds like a good plan”, and Gran is all “see ya kid, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” So basically everyone in the entire world has suddenly teamed up with Deku to defeat AFO, except for the one person whose entire foreshadowed endgame is “teaming up with Deku to defeat AFO.” O Kacchan where art thou.

dear tumblr image limit: okay look. you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. but just as an experiment, I’m gonna try writing this recap with as few images as possible and we’ll see how it goes

(ETA: spoilers for how it went: it didn’t, lol.)

oh my god WHY ARE WE OPENING WITH MORE KETSUBUTSU ACADEMY KIDS.ffs we’d better at least finally get some Ms. Joke content out of this

(ETA: seriously who do I have to bribe.)

so these two KB kids who no one cares about are watching Deku leap away from the scene after dispatching Muscular. but more importantly wtf is this chapter title omg. “I can’t stay being a child” so that’s how it is huh. we’re gonna have feels and we’re going to like them. well then

oh my god he’s hauling Muscular away dhfksklfkh okay this is gonna have to be our first image because I can’t fucking help myself. look at this

just. Deku is so tiny and he’s carting away this massive unconscious lump of a man like it’s nothing why is this so funny to me. it’s like when people buy furniture, and they don’t want to pay extra for delivery and so they’re like, “I can definitely fit this king-sized mattress in the back of my compact sedan if I fold the fucking seat down, idk.” and they refuse to be talked out of it, and the next thing you know you’re watching them drive home with their open trunk door haphazardly tied down with bungee cords, and somehow it fucking works. because it turns out the compact sedan has super strength

anyway for SOME REASON now Horikoshi is all “have fun with that Deku, meanwhile we now return you to your regularly scheduled SHINDOU CONTENT” whyyyyyy

look at this. we’re really using up a whole fucking entire page on everyone arguing over who gets the honor of carrying Shindou

love how the civilians are all, “shit lol is this actually our fault?? quick, how do we play this off all casual like we were the reasonable parties here all along”

turns out all it took to finally get them to listen was making them watch while a kid got his insides ground into a pulp because of their stupidity!! what a heartwarming conclusion to this little standoff

anyways THANK GOD we’re cutting back to Deku now!! well actually we’re cutting back to Muscular who is being dropped off at the police precinct, good bye and good riddance lol

so Deku’s leaving him there and bounding away and okjdlSKFJLKJDSL OH MY GOD

no fucking way. no fucking way this little jaunt is All Might-sanctioned and approved. are you serious?? then who else is in on this?? what the hell is going on

so All Might is just WAITING FOR HIM IN AN ALLEY FFF WHO ARE YOU, JIM GORDON. or would Alfred be a better analogy here?? but like, Alfred if he ditched the suit for a moto jacket and shades

this new ensemble of All Might’s may or may not severely impact my ability to take this forthcoming conversation seriously; please stand by

also, quite the spectacular landing there, Deku. seriously lol what was that

“HOW ARE YOUR LIMBS” “THANKS TO YOU THEY’RE COMPLETELY FINE” I’M SORRY WHAT

LOL WHAT. “THANKS TO THE POWER OF THESE MAGIC GLOVES” OH I SEE THAT EXPLAINS IT

are these the same gauntlets from the first movie, then? well that’s all well and good, except that now there’s going to be more Deku Discourse than fucking ever lol. so if it’s all the same to you guys, I’m gonna once again go ahead and declare this week’s post a discourse-free zone, at least when it comes to the specific discourse of Deku’s merits as a MC, and the impact that him kicking ass and having working arms has on said merits. this has been something of a low mental energy week for me, so I’d rather reserve the energy I do have for more fun topics, such as All Might’s bitchin’ leather jacket

anyway so All Might’s saying that the gauntlets will help reinforce Deku’s arms, but they can’t withstand OFA at 100%. so basically it’s a support item designed to maintain the status quo lol. we’re basically in the same situation we were before, arm-capability-wise

homg All Might’s getting a call. time to see who else is in on Operation: Deku Alone?? or not so alone for that matter

omg

HI HAWKS, WHERE ARE YOUR WINGS

(ETA: seriously are they really gone for good?? why would he even be back on active duty then?? does he have his own American ex-boyfriend who can hook him up with exclusive support items?? dammit Horikoshi we want answers.)

looks like Jeanist and Endeavor are teaming up as well, just like they said they would. I would gladly follow this trio around all day long tbh

is this the same giant villain from the very first chapter??

looks like it to me, and it would tie in with that callback from the end of chapter 306. we all thought that was Muscular, but maybe it was this guy, and Deku left these three to deal with him while he ran off to take Muscular down

oh my god now Deku is running off again just like that

kids these days

ffffff I have not had nearly enough sleep to follow along with whatever tf Hawks is talking about here sob

like, is he trying to say that All Might is keeping Deku’s whereabouts unknown to anyone except for him?? in order to keep him safe?? but Hawks is pointing out that that’s a bad strategy and probably won’t do shit against AFO and it’s better if he lets Deku work with the rest of them?

(ETA: so @hanashimas​’ translation makes a lot more sense -- it’s not All Might who’s being overprotective, but Deku. in other words he’s trying not to drag All Might into his battles. and in addition Hawks is saying that their strategy is to take the offensive and go after AFO themselves rather than wait for him to come to them. which I’m not too sure about myself, but that’s another topic for another day.)

btw I can’t help thinking how much better this entire conversation would be if All Might was still wearing his sunglasses. put them back on my dude. it’s not too late. embrace your inner badass

DKLJSLDKFJL FLASHBACK ALERT, FUCKING FINALLY

“turns out, we were just trying to scare you straight. fuck lot of good that did though lol”

also what is this. one true love: the hospital bed. is that a scanlator joke or is Horikoshi actually that funny omg

SKLJDFLJLK

ITSA ME!! omg I love this hospital so much. though it’s sure not helping me in my quest to try and keep this post below ten images. I’m already up to eleven haha r.i.p. to me if tumblr doesn’t get its shit together

whaaaaaat, so he’s saying that Deku’s injuries were external (i.e. Tomura beating the shit out of him) rather than internal this time?? whaaaaat. excuse me but that’s some bullshit lmao. believe me, I was there

okay now he’s going on to explain that Deku’s “internal structure” seems to have been protected from the inside and out, and the corresponding panel seems to be implying that using Blackwhip as a brace paid off. huh

and also that his body is just stronger now?? so I guess he’s better able to withstand the quirk after an additional year of training?? I’M NOT SURE IF I BUY ANY OF THIS LOL but I’m willing to suspend my disbelief

OH MY GOD RED ALERT, INKO IS ASKING ALL MIGHT TO EXPLAIN WTAF DEKU’S QUIRK IS, IS IT FINALLY THAT TIME OMGGGG

SO HE’S EXPLAINING IT TO HER OFF-SCREEN, AND INKO IS JUST LIKE

I GUESS THAT’S FAIR LOL. IT’S TRUE INKO I’M SO SORRY, YOUR SON IS A PROGATONIST R.I.P.

AHHKKJH DEKU ANGST IS IT FINALLY THAT TIME OMGGGGGG

what is this soft pop beat that’s suddenly being pumped in over the speakers. I’VE GOT TO MOVE ON~ AND BE WHO~ I~ AM~~~, I JUST DON’T BELONG HERE, I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAND. also, follow-up question, when is Kacchan finally going to come back so he can jump in with the “WHAT ABOUT US~~~” bridge, huh. come the fuck on, Horikoshi

lmao All Might jesus christ

but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision...

anyway, yes!! finally that sweet, sweet “I don’t want to put anyone else in danger” angst!!

mmm that’s good angst Brent. Kacchan with center panel honors as usual, you love to see it. anyways though who do I have to yell at to get Deku a goddamn HUG around here seriously

so Inko is of course reacting with panic, and sensibly saying that she doesn’t approve of Deku’s “RUN AWAY AND FIGHT THE BAD GUYS ALL ON MY OWN, DON’T WORRY MOM I’LL JUST GET STRONGER, EASY AS PIE, IT’S A FOOLPROOF STRATEGY” plan

son of a bitch this manipulative green asshole is really gonna sit here and smile fondly at his mom and try to convince her that he’s Not A Little Kid Anymore. the hell you’re not mister

y'all are really just gonna sit there and let him talk you into this?? surely it can’t be that easy??

OH MY GOD

THE FEELS oh my god oh my god. BUT ALSO YOU’RE SERIOUSLY JUST GOING TO COLLAPSE INTO HIS ARMS SOBBING AND LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS LKJLJLFK. WHERE ARE ALL THE STRICT PARENTS AT?? AIZAWA, GANG ORCA, MITSUKI, SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND TELL DEKU TO SIT HIS ASS THE FUCK DOWN. NOW LISTEN HERE YOUNG MAN!!

“EVEN IF I TRY TO STOP YOU YOU’LL STILL LEAVE” WELL SURE, IF BY “TRY TO STOP HIM” YOU MEAN POLITELY TRY TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT FOR THREE SECONDS. HE’S SIXTEEN WTF WHEN DID HE BECOME THE BOSS OF YOU ALL. SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME AND TELL HIM HE’S GROUNDED

anyway sob so that’s the story of how Deku talked his parents into letting him drop out of school, and even convinced All Might to be his own personal Guy In The Chair. holy shit. this kid really went and rolled a nat 20 and the rest of them had no choice but to fold without argument

meanwhile here’s a panel of Best Jeanist trying to braid his phone into his hair just cuz

I’m dying to know which part of his language he considers to be crude here. you literally didn’t even use a contraction my guy

so now flashback!Deku is talking to Gran in the dark, and Gran is all “can you believe I’m not fucking dead yet lol that’s too funny. anyway, you sure I can’t interest you in killing Tomura after all?? no?? okay then here’s my cape.” truly a heartwarming scene

I’m kind of torn here tbh. on the one hand, my adhd ass wasn’t all that interested in sitting down and having an extended scene between these two when there’s so much else that I want to get to. but on the other hand, even I can admit that cramming this entire reunion into a single page seems just a BIT rushed. idk. like maybe someone can let Horikoshi know it’s a marathon and not a race. Deku didn’t even get any dialogue here, some of us want to know his thoughts!! but anyway

AND JUST LIKE THAT?!

how did all four of them let him con them into this. I literally just watched it happen and I still can’t figure out how. “I GUESS THIS SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT IS OUR LEADER NOW” ffflfjf. when Aizawa finds out he’s gonna go apeshit. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BAKUGOU KATSUKI, WHO I HAVE BEEN ASSURED DOES IN FACT STILL EXIST. WHAT ABOUT USSSSS, WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH. WHAT ABOUT TRUST???! YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOUUUUU

btw lol don’t get me wrong, I am enjoying this, and I’m honestly glad Deku’s not alone because that would suck for him! but that said, Hawks and Jeanist have lost any credibility they might have once had as far as being The Responsible Ones, and as for All Might and Endeavor, fucking hell lol. everyone just deposited all of their fucks in a bank somewhere for safekeeping and decided to never look back. godspeed you mad lads

[bebepac]

Six Sentence Sunday 06.20.21

Original Post Date: 06/20/21 at 11:03AM

Back with another six sentence Sunday so you peeps can see what I’ve been up to throughout the week.   I’m still writing bits and pieces on of a lot of your favorites so I hope to get one or two or three out to you this week. Nothing is finished again but i’m still making progress!!! 

I’m training a new person, so it has been quite the interesting and busy week for me. 

As always if this is what I’ve posted in the past week in case you missed it: 

School Dayz  (Liam x Riley)  Wheelz   (TRR AU) 

Just The Way You Are (Hayden x Kai / Liam x Riley)  The Wait Is Over! (Perfect Match x TRR Crossover) 

Mama Mia!!!!  Artwork of @neonravensart​ gifted to me by @jessiembruno​

Rough And Tumble The Book: TRR The Life Of  Riley Book 2: Chapter 5 Pairing: Liam x Riley Status:  Still in the writing process

"I saved you a seat!" Hana chimed out as Riley walked up to the table.

Riley sat down with her plate of food.

She stared at the plate. Cucumber sandwiches, something she had no clue what it was, a small bowl of soup and lemonade with mint.

"Not your idea of a meal, Lady Riley?"

"This is a drop in the proverbial bucket. I’ve eaten snacks bigger than this."

Riley cleaned her plate in two minutes flat. Riley stared at her plate.

"Since they talk about me anyway, I mine as well do it."

"Oh goodness what are you planning?"

"You'll see."

Riley was typing away on her smartphone.

Twenty minutes later she saw a courier carrying a bag, heading towards their table.

"Lady Riley you didn't?!?!"

"Whaaaaaat…. Mama haungry."

His eyes landed on hers.

"Lady Riley Brooks, third table from the left."

He smiled at her as she took her food.

"You're a lifesaver! I tipped you on the app already."

"Thank you."

Riley dug into her food.

"I can't believe you did that!"

Riley shrugged her shoulders. “Well at least I'm not pretending to be full."

"Holy hell where'd you get that from Brooks?"

"Had it delivered."

"Are you sharing?"

"That's a negative. I am eating  this all by my damn self."

He smiled.  "Enjoy."

She hadn't recognized him. It made sense though. He was wearing a Lythikos Sabrewolves baseball ball cap and sunglasses. He had seen her with Prince Liam not quite three weeks ago and just like that, she was one of his suitors. She looked just as beautiful as the last time he saw her.

Nico turned walking away.

Life’s Next Chapter Just the Way You Are : Chapter 14 The Book:  Perfect Match x TRR Pairings:  Hayden x Kai (Hayden!M x Kai!F) / Liam x Riley Status:  Still in the writing process

Liam and Nic had just walked back in the apartment from getting Nic’s haircut.

She smiled at Nic, giving him a hug.

"Your haircut looks nice, now go put on the suit I got for you."

Nic disappeared into his room.  Liam followed Riley to hers.

"Are you nervous?"

"No, but I don't like them talking to Nic alone. He just gets nervous sometimes."

"You said his social worker would be there right?"

"Yes, he will. Dontae is such a kind and a great guy."

Riley started undressing to put on her clothes she had laid out on her bed.

“I just wonder what they are going to ask him about us, about me.”  

"Mom, can you help me?"

"I got it." Liam kissed Riley's cheek.

Nic stood there with his tie, looking confused.

"Your Mom’s still getting dressed. Do you need help with your tie?"

Nic nodded.

"I can teach you how to tie it, if you want."

“Thanks Liam.” Nic paused for a moment looking down.

"Did your dad teach you how?"

Liam nodded. "He did. Before he got too sick. My Dad needed a new heart, like I needed one,  but he didn't get one in time."

“Your dad died too?”  

“Yeah he did.”  

“Do you miss him?”  

Liam didn’t have the kind of father Nic had, until the very end, after his father finally realized the error of his ways.  So he said what he thought Nic needed to hear.

“Every day.”  

Liam taught Nic how to tie his tie.  

Liam picked up Nico's cologne.  

“Now this is the icing on the cake.”  He sprayed Nic as he would spray the cologne on himself.

“Let’s go show Mom how nice you look.”  

A Little Prince The Days The Earth Stood Still: Part 2 The Book:  TRR/TRH Pairing:  Riley x Nico / (Riley x M!OC) with past pairing of Liam x Riley Status: Still in the writing process

The door opened and Nico walked in carrying a bag of food.

Riley looked up at him, shocked.

"Dr. Ramirez said you could eat if you felt up to it. She gave me a list of approved things, so I got you some soup and a sandwich and some juice. Are you hungry? You should try to eat a little."

Olivia was sneering at him.

"Why are you crying Riley?" He rushed to her side and sat on the bed next to her.

"It's just been a very emotional day. And this little guy is finally here. Yes I'm hungry, can I have some of the soup?"

Nico took William from Riley's arms, holding him for a moment, the look in his eyes was unreadable, as he stared at the baby.

Riley didn't notice as she was looking in the bag pulling out the soup how quickly Nico  put the sleeping baby back in the bassinet.

Olivia shook her head. Riley didn't know what she had gotten herself into.

"We'll get Hana and Drake."

As they walked into the hallway Olivia grabbed Leo.

"We should ask her to come back to the palace, Leo.  She is going to need help taking care of the baby while she heals and Nico is not going to help her like she really needs. He can barely look at the baby, you saw. You saw that right, Leo?”

"Yes, and my nephew doesn't deserve that. He's innocent, and he deserves to be surrounded by people who love him. He’s Liam’s son.  He’s all we have left of Liam in this world."

"That’s why we need to take care of him and Riley.  Liam would want us to. We need to convince her to stay at the palace Leo. You and Max can convince her to stay. She'll listen."

Coupling The Meet: Chapter 7 The Book: TRR Pairings:  Liam x Jilian  (Liam x F!OC) / Leo x Bebe  (Leo x F!OC)  Status:  Still in the writing process

Bebe was still sound asleep next to him when his watch vibrated.  Leo quickly shut it off, glancing at her.  Even with her supersonic bat hearing she proclaimed to have, she stirred for a moment from the sound.  Leo continued laying still for a moment and watched her body slowly relax as she fell right back to sleep.  He slipped out of bed, gently pulling her bedroom door closed behind him and headed to the kitchen.  

Liam always made breakfast for them when she was there, and  Bebe always cooked for him when he was there. Leo wanted to surprise her, since her birthday was just yesterday; in his mind, they were still celebrating.  He opened her fridge first seeing what she had that he could cook.  

He grabbed the sausage links, eggs, butter, milk, and bread. He also grabbed the cinnamon from her little spice rack.

He had never done something like this for a woman before.  But Bebe was different for him.

Leo busied himself in her kitchen cooking.

When breakfast was almost ready and Leo was setting the table, Bebe walked out of the bedroom.

"Go back to bed for a bit Bee, breakfast isn't ready yet."

"You're cooking breakfast for me?"

Leo started to blush. "It's just breakfast, and besides we're still celebrating your birthday. I'm not done yet, let me finish okay?"

Bebe nodded.  

"Was it the scent of coffee brewing that woke you up?"

She smiled and nodded.

"Back to bed you caffeine addict."

Bebe laid back down, but she couldn't fall back asleep.

When she heard her door open she quickly shut her eyes.

Leo smiled as he walked in. He knew she wasn't asleep; she was impressively feigning sleep.  But he would let her have this one.

"Bee… wake up." He whispered as he softly stroked her cheek.

Her eyes fluttered open, her eyes meeting his.

Damn she's good! He thought...

And the academy award goes to…. Focus Leo!!!!

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[theepisceswriter]

300 MILESTONE WRITING EVENT. (CLOSED, BUT REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN)

OMG HI BESTIES, I recently gained 300 besties and I can’t even begin to tell y’all how thankful I am for all the love and support all of you have given me in this short amount of time that I’ve owned my blog. I thought I was going to be a flop lowkey but you all proved me wrong LMAO. So to show my appreciation for you all, I decided to finally do a milestone event like I was supposed to do a long time ago but shhhhh, don’t be shy to send in a request bestie! I promise I don’t bite unless you know you’re into that kind of stuff 🙈 

MASTERLIST (tba once the first requests is complete or I get a couple of requests) 

 HOW THIS EVENT WILL WORK 

♡ listed below underneath the readmore cut are 90 prompts  for you to choose from that are broken into categories (fluff, smut, angst, & crack) 

♡ You can send in one prompt or mix and match them together along with a character of your choice, two characters for a ménage a trois situation if you want to be extra, or a character x character request 

♡ You can be as descriptive or as vague as you want with your request. 

♡ For example: “prompt number 13 (or the prompt by itself) + prompt 31 for Jean & scout!reader after he thinks you’ve died while in a battle but the two of you reunite later on” or just “Prompt 19 for Shigure Sohma” and even request who you want to say the prompt!

♡ In return I’ll write you a drabble based off the request that varies from 500-1k words. 

Requests specifically for this milestone event are open until 04/25/21 or until I say they close because I’m lowkey terrible at putting a time restriction on things. 

 WHAT FANDOMS THIS EVENT IS OPEN TO 

♡ ATTACK ON TITAN 

♡ JUJUTSU KAISEN 

♡ BLEACH 

♡  FRUITS BASKET 

♡  DEVILS LINE 

♡  FIRE FORCE 

♡  DEATH NOTE 

♡  JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE 

And any other animes/mangas mentioned in my rules post, even the ones in my currently reading/watching list, but the ones listed up above are the main ones.

PROMPTS LIST 

 FLUFF 

1. " hey, so... i know you haven't been feeling great, so i picked up a few of your favorite snacks, drinks... "

2.“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

3." it's okay. i promise you, i will be here when you wake up. "

4." wow... you look... you look amazing. "

5." you're shivering. here, take my jacket. "

6. “ i love you. “

7. “ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

8.“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

9.“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

10.“I want to be more than friends. “

11.“ let me take you out on a date. “

12. “   it  seems  that  you  get  impossibly  more  beautiful  every  single  day .   ”

13.“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

14. “   i  notice  that  you  keep  looking  at  my  lips .   you’re  criminally  unsubtle .   ”

15. “   i  think  the  kids  are  awake  …   ”

16. “   i  ran  you  a  bath .   get  in  it .   ”

17. “   there’s  no  greater  blessing  than  looking  at  my  child   &   seeing  your  eyes .   ”

18. “   let’s  just  get  in  the  car   &   drive  somewhere .   anywhere .   ”

19. “   i  just  can’t  believe  that  you’re  mine ,   now .   ”

20. “   no ,   you’re  not  going  anywhere .   you  have  a  fever .   ”

21. “   every  time  i  wake  up   &   you’re  there  next  to  me ,   i  wonder  if  i’m  still  dreaming .   ”

22. “  i think i might be in love with you.  ”

23. “ i love you, every part of you. even the parts you don’t like. ”

24. “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  ”

25.“Come watch the sunset with me.”

 SMUT 

26. “i’ve been waiting all day…”

27. “can i come yet? Please let me cum.”

28. “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.”

29.“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

30. “i want you to touch yourself for me.”

31. “just shut up and fuck me.”

32. “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”

33. “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.”

34. “make me.”

35. “they’re gonna catch us—”

36. “You’re beautiful when you’re all flushed and wanting.”

37. “You can be rough with me, I won’t break.”

38. “Did you touch yourself, thinking of me?”

39. “Please, please, touch me.”

40. “I want to bury my face between your thighs.”

41. “You can beg better than that, I think.”

42. “Ride me. Slowly, that’s it.”

43. “Come taste yourself on my fingers.”

44. “are you gonna be good for me?”

45. “did you just yawn?”

46. “how much do you want to cum?”

47. “you sound so pretty when you moan”

48. “tell me you’re mine”

49. “I’m going to put a baby in you tonight.”

50. “Is this your first time doing anything?”

ANGST 

51.“ please just … leave me alone. “

52. “ i don’t love you. “

53.“  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ” 

54. “ stop trying to fix me.  ”

55. “  you’re right, you are a monster.  ”

56. “  loving you is killing me. ”

57.  “ you’re bleeding! ”

58. “  why can’t i be enough? ”

59. “  just stay still. let me hold you. ”

60. “  if you’re so intent on going down this path, then i’m coming with you. ”

61. “  i miss the way you used to smile at me. ”

62. “  i need to know that you’ll be okay. if something happens to me… ”

63. “  why won’t you just let me go? i’m not worth it. ”

64. “  please don’t go. ”

65. “There are more lives at stake here than the ones you care about! What gives you the right to decide that one person’s life weighs more than countless others?”

66. “I miss the old you.”

67.“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

68. “  even when you smile, your eyes are still sad.  ”

69. “Promise me you’ll find me in our next lifetime.”

70. “ don’t do that— don’t shut down on me. let me in.  ”

71. “ why aren’t you scared of me?  ”  

72. “ would you kill for me?  ”

73. “  i don’t like the way they look at you. perhaps i’ll cut their eyes out.  ”

74. “  yes. i killed them— but i did it for you.  ”

75. “I think I’m pregnant.”

 CRACK

76." what in the actual fuckily duckily. "

77." how do they know an animal is extinct like?? you looked everywhere?? "

78." why is it called creepypasta and not fettucine afraido? "

79." no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing. "

80.“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

81." ted just be letting anyone talk. "

82." i wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. not a lot of drama there anymore. "

83." no wonder the ice caps are melting, i'm fucking HOT! "

84. “crying is very punk,  trust me,  i do it all the time  and i am a punk.  ”

85. “your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart.  ”

86. “  what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur? ”

87. “  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.  ”

88.“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.”

89. “ you’re lucky you’re cute. ”

90. “ Might just headbutt the wall and knock myself the fuck out.”

91. “You deserves the world but all i can give you is my anxiety and depression.”

[ksfnmoments]

:(

he’s been in the updated cosmetics list for freaking forever; my vbucks are collecting dust on kayvi0 and if he or some other rare skin i like doesn’t come back, i’m gonna snap and spend them all on emotes lmao. scrapknight jules would be nice too, because i just realized the other day she hasn’t been around. then again, if switchstep decides to come back, there go 1000 because i’ll end up buying it on my main and gifting it to the other account.

season ends in THREE WEEKS??? holy crap?? i have to grind on two accounts and i might even cave in and buy the level pack because i’ve only just reached the 130s. i’m really adamant on getting all the BP rewards since after i move out in about a year and a half, i’ll have to switch fully to kayvi0 and i didn’t start getting and working on battle pass stuff (minus the free rewards) until season 8. the one i use right now with skye and everyone is my dad’s account unfortunately; it didn’t hit me that i probably won’t be able to play as the agents and drifters after that until mid season 8. either way, if i don’t reach level 200 on either of the accounts i will explode

(also epic this is your hint that if you don’t release winter skye or at least some other version of skye i will be very sad)

but speaking of the updated cosmetics, i’m so used to the new shop format that i had to look up what the old one looked like

WHAAAAAAT

anyway, i think i may go ahead and release chapter 16 later, usual post time (6pm CST). the in-between scenes are still killing me and knowing me i probably won’t finish it for at least another week unless i get another motivation spring. it’s been kinda low for me since we got iced and went virtual for the week, and for some reason being physically in school is the only way to get my inspiration flowing.

good night! 💜

[in-my-clown-era]

OH MY GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE POSTED AND I’M SO SORRY BUT GUESS WHAAAAAAT

⚠️this talks about canon events but is changed a little bit to fit more into reddie so if you don’t want to read that this is your warning it doesn’t strictly follow canon i absolutely changed things up⚠️

The next days went by quick, Beverly was leaving, Eddie had gotten a new Walkman and all he played was fucking Footloose—that fucking dork, Richie would complain about Eddie enjoying it but walking into the clubhouse to see Eddie lip synching to “Let’s Hear it For the Boy” was all worth it up until him and Eddie raced for the hammock. They ended up sharing. That wants important though, okay Richie thought it was, but the fact that they had cut their hands open and swapped blood should have been more important...oddly enough it wasn’t. Richie was a teenager in love. The next few years were quick, the losers slowly leaving their town until it was just Richie, Mike and Eddie left. Out of the three of them Richie had left first, obviously Mike had stayed up until he was 40, it was a teary goodbye with the promise of calling them from Chicago. There never were any calls no matter how long Eddie and Mike had waited. Eddie had gone to set out on his own venture a year later, he told Mike he would be back, he just had to go kick Richie’s ass for no calls. Eddie forgot all about Derry. Now Mike was the only loser there, it was 1999 and he was there all alone, all of his friend’s promises of coming back were never fulfilled. It was gut wrenching.

It’s been 27 years now since It happened, Richie still remembered Bill taking Georgie’s raincoat with them, it hadn’t failed to keep him confused as soon as he remembered but he was more focused on other people. Like what the fuck? Everyone just decided to get hot over the next 30 years? That’s not fucking fair. Richie had been alone all of those years, learning to shrink himself up to take up less room, hunch himself over, keep his hands in his pockets, he learned how to be loud but not enough to draw too much attention he didn’t need anyone psychoanalyzing him and figuring out he was gay. That was the last thing he wanted. His shirt pallets weren’t what he really wanted, they were dull or dimmed down colors. He wanted to have brighter ones—but then people might start to suspect, he’ll that was the whole reason why he had someone else writing his jokes. Richie knew they were shitty, anyone can get a fucking dick joke for free, he hated the comedy he had produced but he couldn’t let anyone figure out, let alone think he’s gay. Being around the losers helped though, except Edward Kaspbrak who just had to be hot and apparently no one was going to give Richie the memo that Eddie had muscles underneath baggy clothes! What?!

It had only been a couple of days, each loser had gotten their tokens, all except for Stanley. Stanley was dead. Richie felt awful for the things he had said about him, he didn’t know he had died he wouldn’t have called him Stanley “Urine” or called him a pussy if he had known that. Stan was his best friend and he was dead, Richie didn’t get a goodbye really, he got one 20-something years ago but it wasn’t the one he wanted. (He would later go on to go visit Patty, Stan’s wife, he found out what he was like when he was older and he filled her in on what he was like as a kid since Stanley could never remember, he never said anything about the clown though.)

But there they were. Richie had gotten caught in the deadlights, he already lost Stan he couldn’t lose Mike too he would save his friends as many times as he needed to. Maybe a few jokes about being Mike’s knight in shining armor because of having to save him two times on this trip but that wouldn’t be until after this was over with. He couldn’t remember what he had seen in the deadlights, he was ripped out of them quickly, only moments later he woke up to find Eddie on top of him. Richie was dazed though, did Eddie kiss him? He was on top of Richie, that was how Ben had gotten Beverly out when they were younger, he had to of. Oh god Eddie Kaspbrak had kissed him. Eddie didn’t really kiss him though, Richie didn’t know that until after everything. Eddie looked so proud though, talking about how right Richie was and that he had did it, Richie’s hand was carefully and shakily reaching up to pull him down into a kiss but before he could Eddie was stabbed. Right in the middle of his lower chest and upper abdomen, blood had sputtered into Richie’s glasses and all he could hear was Eddie whimpering his name and screams. He could place his name on who’s but they were there.

And now Eddie was propped up against a rock, he had given a frantic explanation on how he had made It feel small abs weak when he went to get his inhaler earlier. The other losers went of to go harass the clown, Richie stayed with Eddie, he couldn’t let him die all alone down there, he couldn’t let Eddie die like that Eddie hated gross places especially that fucking sewer. Richie had taken off his bomber jacket and put it on Eddie’s wound, Eddie weakly holing it down while Richie’s press was firmer, his hand on top of Eddie’s. You’d think Eddie would be the sobbing mess that was blabbering, but he wasn’t, Eddie was surprisingly calm. Richie wasn’t though. Richie was crying—he didn’t care anymore, sobs broke through while he was frantically telling Eddie that he would be okay. Once the others are done they would take him to the hospital and he’d be safe, if he had lasted this long a little longer wouldn’t hurt, Eddie was strong enough to keep fighting. Eddie was fairly quiet just listening to Richie through broken sobs, tears were in his eyes as he looked at the heartbroken man in front of him but he didn’t let a single one fall

Eddie’s shaky hand slowly moved to cup Richie’s cheek and cupped it gently, the larger of the two had immediately looked at him as soon as he felt his hand, Eddie shook his head a little bit. They both knew he wouldn’t make it out of there. “Rich...” Eddie finally spoke, his voice quiet. It was so odd for him to sound this quiet, Eddie was usually so damn loud.

“Yeah—yeah what is it, Eds?” Richie asked quickly, his voice still shaky as his freehand was gently placed on Eddie’s. He was afraid of losing any moments with the love of his life.

Eddie carefully guided Richie closer, their foreheads now pressed together, Eddie wiping the tears from Richie’s cheek and looked into his eyes. Richie’s eyes hadn’t left Eddie’s since his cheek was cupped. “I love you.” He whispered. Eddie wasn’t sure if Richie had any feelings for him, at least he had gotten to do something he had always wanted to do, even if Eddie was rejected he could die knowing that he didn’t have that as a regret.

Richie could feel his chest cave in, he loved Eddie too, he loved him more than anything else in the world but learning that Eddie loved him too right before he was about to die hurt. He knew he wouldn’t make it, Richie wanted Eddie to live though. Even if Richie wasn’t able to live he’d give anything for Eddie to have a chance to get the life he always wanted. Richie moved his forehead from Eddie’s and pressed a soft kiss to his lips, Eddie had returned it. “I love you too.” He confessed with a shaky breath. The life was starting to drain from Eddie’s eyes quicker than before.

“I’m sorry it took so long.” Eddie mumbled quietly and Richie shook his head immediately after those words were uttered.

“Don’t. Don’t you dare apologize. They’re—they’re almost done over there I can tell they are you just have to hang on for a little bit longer. You’re doing fucking amazing just hold on a little bit longer.” Richie spoke frantically, looking into the man he loves eyes. There was nothing left of those big puppy brown eyes. They were gone, lifeless, there was nothing to it. Richie held onto his hand more and lightly shook his shoulder, desperately trying to get Eddie to wake up. It was too late though. After a few more minutes of Richie babbling to him about how much he loved him, begging for him to come back, he had to go. The others weren’t getting much ground on the clown and oh god was Richie pissed off.

Eddie died happily though, well kind of happy, Richie loved him back. He had spent so long thinking he was stupid for hoping that he would and Richie did. He did love him back. He did go out the way he had always hoped he would—not the evil clown that ate kids and feasted off their fear. But the saving his friends part was what he had always wanted. Eddie Kaspbrak was a lover. He would always be remembered as one.

After the second battle with It, Richie understood why Bill had kept Georgie’s raincoat. It wasn’t a reminder of Eddie’s death, well it did, but it was more so a reminder of the life that he had lived, the love he had given to people, all of the screaming insults thrown at New York drivers, every memory that Richie and Eddie had discussed. He had gotten one of Eddie’s hoodies that was in his plethora of luggage. Richie wouldn’t ever fully move on from the love of his life but knowing Eddie gave him the confidence to be braver, he came out to his audience, stopped slouching so much, he didn’t have as much faux happiness. He would always mourn over Eddie and maybe just end up on a couple of dates here and there, none of them could beat his first love though. His progress was slow, slower than anything else it felt like it took him years to finally open up more, but that didn’t stop him from pushing himself.

[libralita]

Way of Kings Reread

This is my post Rhythm of War reread so if you don’t want spoilers for Rhythm of War then come back later. These are essentially just the notes I took during this read through so things like “Szeth is darkeyed” isn’t really stellar commentary but there are a few interesting things in here. Also this reread was like…very sporadic so I probably missed things.

“A man with a long grey and black beard slumped in the doorway, smiling foolishly—though whether from wine or a weak mind, Szeth could not tell.

‘Have you seen me?’ the man asked with slurred speech. He laughed then began to speak in gibberish, reaching for a wineskin.”—Page 23

 Oh god, it’s Jezrien. Nooooo.

I’m curious to see how Humans being voidbringers plays into Szeth’s punishment.

“Occasionally, light would flash without the thunder. The slaves would groan in terror at this, thinking about the Stormfather, the shades of the Lost Radiants, or the Voidbringers—all of which were said to haunt the most violent highstorms.”

Interesting that they’re called the “shades”, perhaps referring to cognitive shadows?

“Talenelat’Elin, bearer of all agonies.”

Wait…do people know about Taln?

“This room is called the Veil…That which comes before the Palanaeum itself. Both were here when the city was founded. Some think these chambers might have been cut by the Dawnsingers themselves.”

First of all, Veil, haha. Second, interesting bit of lore.

“Thaylens had their own systems of rank.”

I’d like to know what it is.

It’s very interesting that philosophy and history are feminine arts and yet the merchant is still trying to sell Shallan on a romance novel

I wonder if Yalb still has his drawing. It was probably ruined so that sucks.

“There, she used all her remaining sphere to fill of all nine colors and all three sizes.”

Hmmmmmmmm. Nine and three. Interesting

“Then he’d have someone to talk to in Damnation. They could reminisce about how terrible Bridge Four had been, and agree that eternal fires were much more pleasant.”

K…Kaladin please don’t joke about that.

“His ways were odd—though Lirin made certain that his son didn’t mix up the Heralds and the Lost Radiants, Kal had heard his father say that he thought the Voidbringers weren’t real. Ridiculous.”

RIP

“He reached the base of the slop, wind-driven rain pelting his face as if trying to shove him back toward the camp.”

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

“She looked exhausted. ‘These things are heavy!’ She lifted the leaf. ‘I brought it for you!’”

I love her so much I could cry.

Szeth is a dark eyed.

We need to get the void sphere back.

“It was fairly ordinary, a simple piece of rock with a few quartz crystals set into it and a rusty vein of iron on one side.”

Iron.

“‘Today,’ King Elhokar announced, riding beneath the bright open sky, ‘is an excellent day to slay a god. Wouldn’t you say’”

Owwwwwwwwww my heart

“One might say that gods, as a rule, should fear the Althei nobility. Most of us at least.”

Y’know…Sadeas has a point

Actually they should probably fear Taravangian.

Sadeas wears red plate. I always imagine him in green.

Shardplate is naturally slate gray. I wonder if it’s the same color as what your limbs go if they’re cut by a shardblade. Hmmmm.

“Adolin found himself wishing, passionately, that his father would do a little more these days to live up to that reputation.”

Adolin, sweet pie, NO

I miss Elhokar so much

Also the Thrill of Contest, that’s interesting.

“I felt like a youth again, chasing after your father on some ridiculous challenge.”

Dalinar, we all know that it was Gavilar chasing you

“There was someone watching me in the darkness that night.”

My poor baby…

“‘I defy you, creature!’ Elhokar screamed. ‘I claim your life! They will see their gods crushed, just as they will see their king dead at my feet! I defy you!’”

Elhokar…

“Adolin—stalwart as always—had dismounted beside the king. He tried to stop the claws, striking at them as they fell. Unfortunately, there were four claws and only one of Adolin.”

Hmmmm, Adolin v 4 is becoming a pattern.

“Dalinar should have been there to defend him. Only two things remained of his beloved brother, two things that Dalinar could protect in a hope to earn some form of redemption: Gavilar’s kingdom and Gavilar’s son.”

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“Let me first assure you that the element is quite safe. I have found a good home for it. I protect its safety like I protect my own skin, you might say.”

It has been ten years and I still have no idea what this means.

“Kaladin punched Moash right in the gut, where he knew it would wind him. Moash gasped in shock, doubling over, and Kaladin stepped forward to grab him by the legs, slinging Moash over his shoulder.”

Ahhhhh I could read this paragraph over and over again.

“He worked himself ragged. In fact, he felt close to collapsing several times, but every time he did, he found a reserve of strength from somewhere.”

I wonder where.

“Rockbuds had opened nearby, their vines reaching out to lap up the beast’s blood.”

Gross.

Insult his son and the Blackthorn will peek through

“I had…things to be about.”

I don’t like the way Wit said that.

“You going to do Alethkar a favor and rid it of both of us?”

That is a very interesting line for Wit to say…Also concerning. Wit what are you up to?

It’s very interesting that without Sadeas and Gavilar, Dalinar has to learn how to be a politician. It’s clear that both men maneuver others while Dalinar is blunt force. Good character development, I really love it as a political scientist.

“Brother, follow the Codes tonight. There is something strange upon the winds.”

Hmmmmmmmmm, I think Gavilar was planning his death.

“We’d protect Gavilar’s son. No matter what the cost, no matter what other things came between us, we would protect Elhokar.”

…Would…Elhokar have died if Sadeas was still alive?

“The book was used by the Radiants as a kind of guidebook, a book of counsel on how to live their lives.”

That…something that I forgot. Dalinar maybe you should have some required reading in your Radiant generation.

It’s interesting that Shardplate and Rsyhadium have no problem with humans using them but shardblades do.

“Dalinar was shocked that he could remember the story word for word,”

Hmmmmmm

“Could he train himself out of freezing in battle like that?”

End me.

“You sure he’s not decayspren wearing a man’s skin?”

S…Syl…is that a problem we have to deal with?

“They break the land itself! They want it, but in their rage they will destroy it. Like the jealous man burns his rich things rather than let them be taken by his enemies! They come!”

The…humans?

“‘Hm,’ he said. ‘Yes. We’ll be getting right to that soon. It’ll be grand. Lots of prancing, sauntering, and er…’

‘Promenading?’ Yis the leatherworker offered.

‘Isn’t that a type of drink?’ Adolin asked.

‘Er, no, Brightlord. I’m fairly certain it’s another word for walking.’

‘Well, then,’ Adolin said. ‘We’ll do plenty of it too. Promenading. I always love a good promenading.’”

He and Shallan are truly made for each other.

“Highprince Aladar has begun to talk of taking a short vacation back to Althekar. I want to know if he’s serious.”

Oh?

It’s very interesting how Gavilar after death is portrayed as having grown weak and yet there’s so much reverence for him.

Three gods, huh?

It’s interesting that Dalinar can feel the thrill in these visions.

“It was a topaz entwined with a heliodor, both set into a fine metal framework, each stone as big as a man’s hand.”

Is that some kind of fabrial? Is she an edgedancer/truthwatcher? She seemed to have Stoneward shardplate. How confusing. I guess she could have borrowed Shardplate.

DABBID MY SON!

“‘Next time it could be you!’ he called. ‘What will you do if you’re the one that needs healing?’

‘I’ll die.’ Moash said, not even bothering to look back. ‘Out on the field, quickly, rather than back here over a week’s time.’”

Oh that would be so unfortunate.

REREADING THIS BOOK WITH THE TEFT SECTIONS OH OHHHHHHHHH BOY SUFFERING. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

“I was under the impression that you were going to aid the queen in protecting the king’s interests in Alethkar.”

That is interesting to think about. What would have happened in Navani had stayed in Alethkar? Did the Unmade compel Navani to go? Or would she have been under the influence of the Unmade?

“I have determined that the queen is sufficiently endowed with the requisite skills needed to hold Alethkar.”

Uhhhhhhhhhh

“‘Well, I suppose that’s all right,’ she said. ‘I kind of trust Sadeas.’”

Interesting. Also my son, my love, Elhokar...you are so dumb.

“‘You still argue he isn’t a bad king?’ Navani whispered. ‘My poor, distracted, oblivious boy.’”

HE COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT

Ishar is the herald of luck?

WAIT ROION! TURTLE MAN! My baby!

My god I sometimes forget that Dalinar has no fucking chill and no impulse control.

“The Almighty himself depended on the Alethi to train themselves in honorable battle so that when they died, they could join the Heralds’ army and win back the Tranquiline Halls.”

Is that…Honor’s influence or Odium’s? Or has Odium corrupted this idea? Because judging by Rhythm of War, Odium’s end goal was to raise an army from Roshar and then send them across the Cosmere.

“My sense of honor makes me easy to manipulate.”

Whaaaaaat? You Dalinar. Pffttttt Noooooo. Pfffftttttt.

“‘He is well, though you presence here is sorely missed. I’m certain he could use your counsel. He is relying heavily on Brightness Lalai to act as clerk.’

Perhaps that would make Jasnah return. There was little love lost between herself and Sadeas’s cousin, who was the king’s head scribe in he queen’s absence.”

First, there’s another Sadeas we must deal with besides Sadeas’s nephew that I’m sure will be around in arc 2. Second, interesting wonder where that drama stems from.

“They may be a little too stable. The world is changing outside, but the Shin seem determined to remain the same.”

Hmmmmmmmmmm

“Gavarah hadn’t reached her twentieth Weeping when she proposed the theory of the three realms.”

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Lemme hear this theory, my dude.

“He reminds me of my uncle Dalinar. Earnest, sincere, concerned.” “We could do with more men like Taravangian,”

I…mmm….aw man…I…that’ll be a yikes for me.

“He found a half-finished bridge. It had eventually grown out of that one plank Kaladin had used.”

ASODFKJSLDFJSLDF JUST LIKE THE FOURTH BRIDGE

“Had something moved in the darkness?”

His spren?

“‘Roshone lets them know he finds them contemptible. And so they scramble to please him.

‘That makes no sense,’ Kal said.

‘It is the way of things,’ Lirin said, playing with one of the spheres on the table, rolling it beneath his fingers. ‘You’ll have to learn this, Kal. When men perceive the world as being right, we are content. But if we see a hole—a deficiency—we scramble to fill it.”

This feels like how Lirin is acting in Rhythm of War.

Y’know it really makes sense why Kabsal would be working for Thaidakar.

Is…Kabsal attempting to get Shallan to join the Ghostbloods? Rhythm of War makes me wonder how honest Kabsal was towards Shallan. Yeah, Jasnah thought Kabsal was just manipulating her but she didn’t say how she knew this.

“He smiled, then drew the bow across the edge of the metal plate, making it vibrate. The sand hopped and bounced, like tiny insects dropped onto something hot.

‘This,’ he said, ‘is called cymatics. The study of pattern that sounds make when interactive with a physical medium.’

As he drew the bow again, the plate made a sound, almost a pure note. It was actually enough to draw a single music spren, which spun for a moment in the air above him, then vanished. Kabsal finished, then gestured to the plate with a flourish.”

Well, Rhythm of War certainly made this more interesting.

“Bridgemen aren’t supposed to survive. There’s something about that. He wouldn’t be able to ask Lamaril. That man had gotten what he deserved, though. If Kaladin had the ability to choose, such would be the end of all lighteyes, the king included.

Your inner Moash is showing.

“I want you to go back into the barrack and tell the men to come out after the storm. Tell them to look up at me tied here. Tell them I’ll open my eyes and look back at them, and they’ll know that I survived.”

No wonder a religion might be forming around Kaladin.

“Teft lingered too, as if thinking to spend the storm with Kaladin. He eventually shook his head, muttering and joined the others. Kaladin thought he heard the man calling himself a coward.”—Page 517

Brandon Sanderson, leave me the fuck alone.

“‘Taking the Dawnsahrds, known to bind any creature voidish or mortal, he crawled up the steps crafted for Heralds, ten strides tall apiece, toward the grand temple above.’—From The Poem of Ista. I have found no modern explanation of what these ‘Dawnshards’ are. They seem ignored by scholars, though talk of them was obviously prevalent among those recording the early mythologies.”—Page 524

Wait…who’s he? And aw man this becomes more relevant in a few years.

“‘Then you’re not a murderer,’ Kaladin said.

‘Not for want of trying.’ Sigzil eyes grew distant. ‘I thought for certain I succeeded. It was not the wisest choice I made. My master…’

‘Is he the one you tried to kill?’

‘No.’”

We need some backstory.

Marabethia sounds similar to Twitter.

“It claimed that humming of all things, could make a Soulcasting more effective.”

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

“That isn’t the kind of thing the Dawnsingers did. They were healers, kindly spren by the Almighty to care for humans once were forced out of the Tranquiline Halls.”

Is…that right?

“‘We believe that the Voidbringers were real, Shallan. A scourge and plague.. A hundred times they came upon mankind. First casting us from the Tanquiline Halls, then trying to destroy us here on Roshar. They weren’t just spren that hid under rocks, then came out to steal someone’s laundry. They were creatures of terrible destructive power, forged in Damnation creature from hate.’

‘By whom?’ Shallan asked.

‘What?’

‘Who made them? I mean, the Almighty wasn’t likely to have ‘created something from hate.’ So what made them?’

‘Everything has its opposite, Shallan. The Almighty is a force of good. To balance his goodness, the cosmere needed the Voidbringers as his opposite.’”—Pages 634-635

Thaidakar’s reveal really makes Kabsal a more…suspicious character. Like how much does he actually know? How much does Thaidakar actually know? Also, I don’t know if Odium is the opposite of Honor. I guess we’d need all 16 shards names to compare.

“A city where people lived in gigantic, hollowed out stalactites hanging beneath a titanic sheltered ridge.”

EXCUSE ME WHAT

“‘I doubt many would disagree. But I mention these horrors for a purpose. You see, it has been my experience that no matter where you go, you will find some who abuse their power.’ He shrugged. ‘Eye color is not so odd a method, compared to many others I have seen. If you were to overthrow the lighteyes and place yourselves in power, Moash, I doubt that the world would be a very different place. The abuses would still happen. Simply to other people.’

Kaladin nodded slowly, but Moash shook his head. ‘No I’d change the world, Sigzil. And I mean to.’”

Hmmm, yeah that didn’t exactly work out.

“‘That makes you wiser, presumably?’

‘Damnation no,’ Teft said. ‘The only thing it proves is that I’ve more experience staying alive than you.’”

Brandon. Leave. Me. Alone.

“Cenn stopped wheezing. He convulsed once, eyes still open. ‘He watches!’ the boy hissed. ‘The black piper in the night. He holds us in his palm…playing a tune that no man can hear!’”—Page 671

Is…is that a reference to El?

“I’m sorry I drove you to suicide. Here’s some bread.”

How people on this website think Moash’s redemption arch is gonna go.

“‘…why Thaidakar would risk this?’ Amaram was saying, speaking in a soft voice. ‘But who else would it be? The Ghostbloos grow more bold.’”—Page 701

Jasnah was complaining last chapter how she hates being wrong but she was wrong about Shallan’s intentions and that Amaram is not as smart as he seems. Yeah, he’s wrong about who sent the shardbearer to kill him but if I was in the cosmere and someone tried to kill me, I would assume it was Thaidakar. On that note, holy fuck, I need to know what conversation prompted both Gavilar and Amaram to assume that someone trying to kill them had to be Thaidakar. I really hope that Gavilar’s pov is next for KOWT for his death so maybe we could get a conversation where they talk to Thaidakar through cube skype or maybe this avatar (whatever the hell that means.) God Rhythm of War makes this scene so much funnier.

“You’d have changed your mind. In a day or two, you’d have wanted the wealth and prestige—otehrs would have convinced you of it. You’d have demanded that I return them to you. It took hours to decide, but Restares is right—this is what must be done. For the good of Alethkar.”—Page 703

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—this is why we reread—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Kaladin is going to have some words with Restares.

What happened to Baxil and Av?

?????????????????????????? Why do these two Ardents know about the Physical/Cognitive/Spiritual realm?

“Eight weeks? Forty days of winter at once? That war rare.”—Page 728

Did the weather used to be more consistent on Roshar?

Oh god Rhythm of War has made the Recreance so hard to read.

“If I abandon my principles, then I become something far worse than they. A hypocrite.”—Page 741

A hypocrite is a just a man changing or something. I forget the quote.

“Have you been paying much attention to the conflict between the Tukari and the Emuli?”—Page 753

“And the Tukari are led by that god-priest of theirs, Tezim.”—Page 754

Look at the foreshadowing.

“‘Just as Hatham wishes his partner in negotiations to know of his goodwill, I wish you to know of our goodwill toward you, Brightlord.’

Dalinar frowned. He’d never had much to do with the ardents—his devotary was simple and straightforward. Dalinar got his fill of politics with the court; he had little desire to find more religion. ‘Why? What should it matter if I have goodwill toward you?’

The ardent smiled. ‘We will speak with you again.’ He bowed low and withdrew.”—Pages 756-757

OKAY AT FIRST I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY BECAUSE THE ARDENTS GET VERY MIFFED AT DALINAR IN OATHBRINGER BUT “we” HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE OF BUG PEOPLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can imagine why this bug man wants his goodwill because they’re pretty sure he’ll destroy them.

“‘This thing will not happen,’ Rock said. ‘Is impossible to get sphere out of the chasms.’

‘We could swallow them,’ Moash said.

‘You would choke. Spheres are too big, eh?’

‘I’ll better I could do it,’ Moash said. His eyes glittering, reflecting the verdant Stormlight. ‘That’s more money than I’ve ever seen. It’s worth the risk.’”—Page 766

I swear to god, one of these days Moash is going to swallow a sphere.

“You call him the Stormfather, here in Alethkar.”

So people in Alethkar think that Jezerin and the Stormfather are the same person?

“Light grows so distant. The storm never stops. I am broken, and all around me have died. I weep for the end of all things. He has won. Oh, he has beaten us.”

O…Oh man, I hope this isn’t foreshadowing for KOWT.

“We should have expected this, Dalinar thought. We started bringing two armies to a plateau, so they have done the same.”—Page 781

Interesting that Kaladin thought about this when fighting the Fused by Dalinar didn’t fighting the Listeners

“When other men failed, a field of crops got worms in them. When a surgeon failed someone died.”

Well…if your crops fail then you could very much cause a town to starve to death.

“Though there was one thing he clung to. An excuse, perhaps, like the dead emperor. It was the soul of the wretch. Apathy. The belief that nothing was his fault, the belief that he couldn’t change anything. If a man was cursed, or believe he didn’t have to care, then he didn’t need to hurt when he failed. Those failures couldn’t have been prevented. Someone or something else had ordained them.”

Those are some fucking foils right there.

“They watch me. Always. Waiting. I see their face in mirrors. Symbols, twisted, inhuman…”

Babbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby

“I wish to sleep. I know now why you do what you do, and I hate you for it. I will not speak of the truths I see.”

The sibling?

“I’d surrendered my plans, but you’ve returned them to me. I’ll guard you with my life, Kaladin. I swear it to you, by the blood of my fathers.”—Page 881

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

LISTEN I KNOW ELHOKAR IS AN IDIOT BUT HE’S MY IDIOT

“The further you look, the more pieces that wind breaks into.”—Page 995

That’s interesting

“A champion could work well for you, but it is not certain. And…without the Dawnshards…”—Page 997

Well, we’ll see how Rysn plays into this.