Wednesday: Don't be absurt. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Enid: All the time!
Wednesday: Then you should be used to it by now.
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INCORRECT WYLER QUOTES (3/∞)
(original post by @iamfandomcrazy)
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wednesday characters take social media : 2/?
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Tyler, covered in stabs wounds, smiling: I've never been happier
Wednesday, with his blood on her: Nor have I
Enid, watching while she's holding their child:
Enid, to their child: You have no chance of being normal
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Wednesday: Open up. Now.
Tyler: Well, I guess it began when my dad-
Wednesday: Open the goddamn door, Tyler.
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Xavier: Going to plan B?
Bianca: Technically this would be plan G.
Ajax: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a plan M?
Enid: Yes, but Wednesday dies in plan M.
Wednesday: I like plan M.
Tyler: Nope.
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Tyler: You know what shouldn't be sexy and Wednesday can make it very sexy?
Tyler: My girl who is 5.08 feet tall with an ax and covered in blood from her enemies, she is sexy that way.
Bianca: And you wonder why we put you in a psychiatric hospital?
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(inspired by a post by @iamfandomcrazy)
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Sheriff Galpin: You tried to torture my son.
Wednesday: Well, he’s a pyschotic monster who’s killed multiple innocent people. So I think it’s justified.
Sheriff Galpin: I literally walked in on you two making out yesterday.
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Tyler: “I have a bad feeling about this.”
Wednesday: “What do you mean?”
Tyler: “Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?”
Wednesday: “No?”
Tyler: “That actually explains so much about you.”
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Eugene: What does "take out" mean in this instance?
Ajax: Food.
Enid: Dating.
Wednesday: Murder.
Tyler, beaming innocently: It can be all three if you're bold enough.
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