#were-ralph

[tomstoast]

Me when my werewolf boyfriend

[glass-trash-bab]

took some of the cats from this post and drew over them with tumblrclan cats

[aufcat]

To this day I still can't handle a pineapple without thinking about were-ralph

I'm ok with this

(just cut up a fresh pineapple and when I pulled the corer back out it made a wet suction noise. And I just thought: "when my werewolf boyfriend pulls out". Thanks man XD that lives rent free in my brain)

[literaturedog]

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎-𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚑 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝

𝚂𝚊𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔

𝚃𝚒𝚔𝚃𝚘𝚔: @/𝚑𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚢𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎

[cold-fire-yo]

I jumped Bulph.

[marlynnofmany]

As someone said on a similar post, this is like talking about who's been at the devil's sacrament and the devil himself shows up.

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

[confusedboo]

I feel like there's a joke here...

[adam-scott]

Vincent Benítez and Thomas Lawrence being 🌸 🎀 🫧💗✨ feminist icons 🌸 🎀 🫧💗✨ in CONCLAVE (2024)

[beebfreeb]

Yeah, sure, I'll make up stuff about those blue things that show up for maybe 2 seconds at most. Why not.

I imagine it's very funny to be reused graphics.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What are you supposed to do on this ""Valentines day""????

Among the original 69 theses posted by St. Valentine on the Wall of the Chaste, there are seven and ONLY exactly seven things you can do on St. Valentine's Day:

Trade candies made of chalk and honeybee bile, or chocolates that are 98% filler and fake skunk-gland raspberry flavoring.

Tell a secret crush that you are interested in them with a rose, and that they may therefore stay on until the next episode.

Give them a fine necklace of beads that they can introduce into their rectum to be slowly pulled out for anal stimulation.

Make a gingerbread cookie in the shape of a heart, flower, kissing lips, or your favorite Dragon Quest monster (traditionally a Drohl).

Watch a play by the great poet and playwright William Shakespeare, such as Titus Andronicus or Macbeth.

Play Elden Ring by yourself in a dark basement while ingesting unhealthy amounts of stale Fritos and expired Jolt Cola.

Chase down your lover while dressed (per the tradition of Lupercalia) as a werewolf, to make them your juicy pineapple.

Look for a weak Pisces and lock them in a heart-shaped box for weeks, then keep them forever in debt to your priceless advice.

File your taxes early, as the April 15th deadline causes frequent workload and postal delays.

[troubldteenz]

crude drawings

[cryptablog]

I didnt notice at first and once I had realized they'd disapeared once again.

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[fridgrave2-0]

hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au

turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else

now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident

also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out

[turbotastico]

I like to think that Felix and Turbo didn’t get along at first. Turbo, being the competitive freak he is, sees Felix as a potential rival and frequently scoffs at him or tries to annoy him.

On the other hand, Felix tries to be patient and a good neighbor, but Turbo often manages to get on his nerves.

For Turbo, this scoffing soon turns into a need for attention

Felix’s attention

even though he doesn’t quite understand why.

For Felix, tolerating Turbo becomes a habit and he stops getting as frustrated as before, focusing on other things, which only makes Turbo crave his attention more.

Turbo: “You may be the shiny perfect new game, but everyone knows who’s really the best around here, repair-boy”

Felix: “Come on, Turbo, there's no need to be so jealous. Just... stop bugging me. It's not my fault everyone’s playing my game-”

Turbo: “The gamers might like you for now, but let’s face it, it’s me they truly adore”

[allthebestscreennamesaregone63]

Can we go back to Sexwulf please? Also, someone call @were-ralph please???

Final thought:

(To the tune of Rasputin by Boney M): Sex-sex-werewulf, lover of the tumblr memes!

There was a cat, but now he is gooooone

Sexsexwerewulf, lover of the tumblr memes!

There stands a wolf wearing no clooooooooothes!

Apparently viable and attested Medieval names, according to this list I found

Seafowl

Infant

Winegod

Tallboys

Sinister

Bono

Latino

Ratbert

Grimhard

Wulfsy

Frodo

Savory

Boguslav

[king-crawler]

GRAAAGGHHGHAAARRGGHAAAAGHHGHAH‼️‼️

FROM THIS STORYBOARD

mandibles DLC