#wendy delivered on the costuming!!!!

[goatsandgangsters]

Nikolai Lantsov Fashion: Sturmhond Edition

“And you’re Sturmhond.” “On my good days,” he replied. He wore leather breeches, a brace of pistols at his hips, and a bright teal frock coat with gaudy gold buttons and enormous cuffs. It belonged in a ballroom or on an opera stage, not on the deck of a ship.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

k so before i hop in the shower. with the new princesses of heart in kh, we have four confirmed:

kairi again

rapunzel

elsa

anna

now we can just like. ASSUME that they’ll add moana and make her a princess of heart. that’s like a 99.999999% chance. also she already had a medal and costume in ux so yeah that’s happening. that’s 5!

we can also assume they’re gonna add tiana. cause why the fuck would they not??? that’s 6

we still got mèrida as an official DP but i like. don’t think she fits the vibe?? i feel like she’d be more like ariel, in the lineup but not a princess of heart or w/e

so we’re still missing one. here’s my thoughts on who could be princess of heart #7 in order of how fucking hilarious it would be

Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas) – we’ve already seen her several times but now she has a promotion

Esmeralda (Hunchback of Notre Dame) – same reasoning as Sally

Kida Nedakh (Atlantis) – please

Giselle (Enchanted) – hyperrealistic amy adams

Mirabel Madrigal (Encanto) – she’s like “okay so like. i’m a special princess??” “yeah, i know it’s a lot to take in–” “and it’s NOT isabela?????” “...no?” “oh i am gonna rub this in her face forEVER”

alternate: it’s not mirabel OR isabela it’s luisa or dolores. just throw people off

Elena of Avalor – imagine them making a disney junior show canon

Raya (Raya and the Last Dragon) – she is literally the princess of a kingdom called Heart like come on

Sisu (Raya and the Last Dragon) – would track with the “pure of heart” thing ig. also imagine them just saying the comic relief is now the princess of heart

Namaari (Raya and the Last Dragon) – the princess of a kingdom that is NOT heart but also she has a big gay crush on the heart princess this would give her so many crises

Maid Marian (Robin Hood) – furry world

Roxanne – furry world AND we have to do an entire goofy movie plot

Naminé or Xion – would make me cry

Wendy (Peter Pan) – she’s finally one of the chosen ones

Jane (Peter Pan) – grabbed the wrong darling girl, hook, can you believe

Lilo or Nani (Lilo & Stitch) – whichever sister it would be it would be really funny to see how stressed nani gets over it

Kiara (The Lion King) – 1) from a direct-to-video sequel, 2) a fucking lion

Melody (The Little Mermaid) – ariel’s not a princess of heart but her daughter is

Gabriela (The Little Mermaid) – ariel’s not a princess of heart but this one-off breakout character from the tv show is

Boo (Monsters Inc) – she is literally two fucking years old

Penny (The Rescuers) – just this random baby from an obscure disney movie. jenny from oliver and company is also acceptable

Mei Lee (Turning Red) – the princesses of heart are all actual royalty except for this 13yo canadian girl from 2002 who can turn into a panda when she’s mad

Eilonwy (The Black Cauldron) – disney refuses to acknowledge this movie’s existence but then they put it in kingdom hearts and make it relevant to the story

Ortensia – imagine they finally get oswald into the main story and it’s bc his wife has magic heart powers and heartless wont leave them alone

Anastasia – disney finally delivers the killing blow on the “anastasia is not disney” crowd. sorry guys we bought 20th century fox she’s ours now lol

Sofia the First – come on. tell me it wouldnt be funny. come on

Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) – it would make so many people mad

[olympiankoris]

"Rise of Olympus," is a mesmerizing musical journey where aspiring stars from around the world converge to showcase their unique talents and pursue their dreams. Get ready to witness the birth of legends and the rise of musical luminaries in "Rise of Olympus."

⠀DON'T FORGET TO VOTE YOUR PICKS DAILY.ᐟ

[ EPISODE ONE : PART FIVE ]

The stage is set, and the anticipation in the air is palpable as the contestants of "Rise of Olympus" prepare to showcase their performances. The contestants are backstage, dressed in their stunning costumes and makeup, their hearts pounding with a mix of nerves and excitement.

The show's host, Key, steps into the spotlight, his infectious energy lighting up the venue.

KEY: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the grand showcase of "Rise of Olympus"! Are you ready to witness the incredible talents of our contestants?

The audience erupts in cheers, setting the stage for a night of unforgettable performances. The contestants, grouped into the Astral Guardians, Eternal Questers, Celestial Nomads, and Mythic Envoys, are waiting in the wings for their moment to shine.

The first group, the Astral Guardians, steps onto the stage to the beat of "Sugar Free" by T-ARA. Their synchronized choreography and charismatic stage presence captivate the audience, earning them thunderous applause.

⠀ ⠀ [ WATCH THE PERFORMANCE ]

KAI: Vivian, your stage presence is undeniable, but I think you need to work on your dancing a bit more. Your moves need to be crisper and more in sync with the group. Keep pushing yourself, and you'll get there.

HYOYEON: Sunniva, I know you have so much potential, but tonight, I felt like you weren't showing us enough of yourself. I know you can do better. Give us that Sunniva sparkle we all know you have in you.

KEY: Yinuo, even though you weren't the center, I saw your potential. Your dancing is on point, but I'd say work on your facial expressions a bit more. Let your emotions shine through. Keep it up; you've got something special.

Next up are the Eternal Questers, who deliver a fiery performance of "Fire" by BTS. Their energy and precision leave the audience in awe, setting the stage on fire with their passion.

⠀⠀ [ WATCH THE PERFORMANCE ]

BAEKHYUN: (impressed) I have to say, I really liked the teamwork in the Eternal Questers. They have a strong bond, and it showed in their performance.

KAI: (nodding) Absolutely. Their dance was pretty solid, and I noticed a few members with high potential. With the right guidance, they could shine even brighter.

HYOYEON: On the other hand, I couldn't help but notice that Misaki struggled to control her facial expressions during the performance. It's something she should work on to connect better with the audience.

The Mythic Envoys follow with a captivating rendition of "The Boys" by Girls' Generation. Their powerful vocals and dynamic choreography electrify the audience, leaving them cheering for more.

⠀⠀ [ WATCH THE PERFORMANCE ]

LE: Hyein, you have incredible potential, but I noticed that your technique could use some improvement. Focus on refining your skills, and you'll shine even brighter.

Baekhyun: Davika, as the main vocal, you did a fantastic job. Your vocals were on point, and you commanded the stage with confidence. Keep it up!

Last but not least, the Celestial Nomads take the stage with "TT" by TWICE. Their performance is a perfect blend of charm and skill, leaving the audience in a state of admiration.

⠀ [ WATCH THE PERFORMANCE ]

WENDY: I had a lot of fun watching the performance. It was filled with energy, and you all looked like you were enjoying yourselves on stage. Keep that spirit alive!

KAI: Theressa, I liked what I saw on stage. Your presence was undeniable, and you added a special touch to the performance. Keep bringing that charisma in the next round!

After each group's performance, the cheers and applause from the audience fill the venue, a testament to the contestants' hard work and dedication. As they exit the stage, the contestants exchange proud smiles, knowing that they've given their all.

Key returns to the stage, her smile infectious.

KEY: Wasn't that absolutely amazing, everyone? These contestants have poured their hearts into their performances! But we're not done yet. Don't forget to vote for your favorite performance.

The excitement in the venue continues to build as the night unfolds, promising more incredible performances and unforgettable moments in the journey of "Rise of Olympus."

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[fearsmagazine]

THE SEEDING – Review

DISTRIBUTOR: Magnet Releasing

SYNOPSIS: Wyndham Stone is shooting an eclipse out in the wilderness when he comes across what he believes is a lost boy. When Wyndham is led astray and becomes lost himself he takes refuge with a woman living alone. As he attempts to leave he quickly discovers that neither he or she might be there willingly.

REVIEW: With numerous music videos and two documentaries to his credit, Barnaby Clay takes on a supernatural thriller that you might say takes the themes of Peter Pan’s Lost Boys and Wendy and thinly weaves in some type of wilderness dark spiritualism to create this bizarre tales of survival and parenting in the wilderness.

The narrative feels very thin as right from the beginning the viewer is aware that Wyndham Stone is being led astray. The plot introduces these elements of a strange language, Alina’s strange beliefs and this group of feral children. There are few explanations as to what exactly is going on but right from the start the viewer knows this will not end well for Stone. I would suggest that the narrative has a tone similar to 1971’s “The Beguiled,” but Stone is never as charming as Clint Eastwood and he clearly is not in control of his surroundings. The story is broken up into seasonal lunar names that several didn’t hold any significance to me other than the final, being the harvest moon. There isn’t any character arc as even when Stone says he has changed you can’t help but feel he is still the same. In the last two chapters the story makes big jumps that feel awkward.

THE SEEDING is technically impressive. The opening features some breathtaking nature and landscape cinematography, as well as an interesting sequence of a solar eclipse. They have an impressive location and I enjoyed the production and costume designs, which are accentuated with a nice color palate in the lighting. The house/shack apparently has been there for some time and it seemed to me that it consisted of more modern building materials than it should have. The visual and special effects are solid and convincing. I enjoyed Tristan Bechet’s score. There is a sequence where Stone is following the kid, wondering in the desert, where Bechet’s score gives this sequence a feeling similar to where the astronauts are wondering in the wasteland at the beginning of the original “The Planet of the Apes.” I will say that the score was often mixed a bit too hot/loud and overshadows the dialogue in a few scenes.

Actors Scott Haze and Kate Lyn Sheil are good, just not great. There’s not much range to Scott Haze’s Stone. He often comes across as whiney, fails to gain the viewer's empathy and I find it hard to believe his inability to grasp his situation. Kate Lyn Sheil’s performance is subdued for the majority of the film. There are a few moments of emotional extremes where she shines, but mostly it is vanilla. I wouldn’t say her character is diabolical, but there are times where she delivers lines that her performance needed to be slightly more authoritative. As for the rest of the cast, the boys/young men feel as if they are taking their cue from “The Lord of the Flies” without any material to allow for any depth to the characters.

Given his multiple music video credits, Barnaby Clay’s THE SEEDING has a cinematic style reflective of that medium. There are some visual elements that are not built upon or explained, left of to the viewer to interpret. The viewer is presented with limited to no background on this primordial society, but it seems like a hive with Alina loosely representing the queen and the boys the workers. THE SEEDING is an interesting film, visually enchanting, but not surprising if you see the end coming.

CAST: Scott Haze, Kate Lyn Sheil, Alex Montaldo, Thatcher Jacobs, Charlie Avink, Michael Monsour, Aarman Komic-Bottie, & Harrison Middleton. CREW: Director/Screenplay - Barnaby Clay; Producers - Brian R. Etting & Josh H. Etting; Cinematography - Robert Leitzell; Score - Tristan Bechet; Editor - Stewart Reeves; Production Designer - David Bridson; Costume Designer - Christina Blackaller; Key SFX - Charles Roundy; SFX Makeup - Allie Shehorn & Julia Vinha; Special FX Makeup - Vincent Guastini; VFX Artist - Chris Mackenzie. OFFICIAL: N.A. FACEBOOK: N.A. TWITTER: N.A. TRAILER: https://youtu.be/JcFh2lOSlfE?si=_KdfIF2gSjEFdWfm RELEASE DATE: In theaters & on VOD Jan. 26th, 2024

**Until we can all head back into the theaters our “COVID Reel Value” will be similar to how you rate a film on digital platforms - 👍 (Like), 👌 (It’s just okay), or 👎 (Dislike)

Reviewed by Joseph B Mauceri

[roesolo]

Blog Tour Catchup: Turkey's Valentine Surprise!

Blog Tour Catchup: Turkey's Valentine Surprise! @amazonpub @blueslipper @barbfisch

That festive, costume-loving Turkey is back to celebrate Valentine’s Day! Turkey’s Valentine Surprise, by Wendi Silvano/Illustrated by Lee Harper (Dec. 2022, Two Lions), $17.99, ISBN: 9781542023665 Ages 4-7 The sixth book in Wendi Silvano’s and Lee Harper’s Turkey series, Turkey wants to deliver valentines to all of his friends… in disguise! His friends figure him out every time – but Turkey’s…

[cretonki]

Tron legacy soundtrack club song

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Having worked on the soundtrack with a full symphony orchestra, I can’t wait to hear what the French duo have come up with.Ģ3. Judging by the song titles though it looks like we’re going to be getting a mixture of more traditional Daft Punk songs, like Outlands and Derezzed which have been leaked so far, but also more classical inspired pieces, with tracks like Adagio for Tron, and Nocturne referencing classical forms. sometimes some of us are bright enough to recognize a huge turd without having to step in it first.Titled Outlands, the tracks, as you can see below, is the 9th out of 22 songs set to be on the soundtrack, which so far looks set to be pretty fucking rad.

Tron legacy soundtrack club song tv#

star trek 2009 and terminator both sucked ass for removing thier original music (i would have been happy even with original classic tv show music than the terrible star trek 2009 score).i knew it would suck and was correct, im predicting it for tron 2. after seeing them remove the cool disc throwing and derezing, im borederline on skipping reboots in general. where would indy or jaws or psycho be without thier great soundtracks? im also betting the original cast is in less than 15 minutes of the reboot disguised as a sequel. sequel and reboot making is pretty much a no brainer. I am tired of shit reboot after shit reboot and shit sequel with 20 year old cokeheads aparently not bright enough to recognize music and costume continuity. At least lucas has enough brains not to drop. terminator, bond and and star trek all SUCK after removing original scores. music is 89% of a movie, dropping carlos's original score is one of the things that made tron 1 great. How many 20 year olds does it take to completely screw up a franchise? franchises do poorly when they drop original music scores that made them what they were. It's so easy to ruin a masterpiece by thoughtlessly rehashing it. Now they're going further and messing with its DNA. This musical choice is the first sign that the film project could be going horribly wrong.ĭisney, in characteristic form, used Buena Vista as a cover until they were sure "TRON" wouldn't embarrass them. (Many of the original film's references hark back further, to the mainframe era.) I'm not interested in seeing TRON advance to 128-bit multiprocessors. I suppose it's logical to try to "update" both the sound and look of the world inside the computer to address advances in the computer industry since 1982– but for me "TRON" is about the nostalgic beginnings of 8-bit home computing. Now, to celebrate the ten-year anniversary of both the film and the soundtrack, the duo has shared a. Its vision never pandered to popular audiences. The project delivered 22 tracks for fans to enjoy alongside the Joseph Kosinski-directed film. "TRON" reached iconic status because it was both artistic and entertaining. Also here is the most complete Tron Legacy Soundtrack Ive found. Would thoroughly recommend (1) OVERWERK - Create (2) Daft Punk - TRON Legacy Soundtrack Complete Edition HD 3 - You might find this similar. Wendy Carlos, on the other hand, was an inspired choice given her status as a pioneer and a highly original composer. The soundtrack to Oblivion also had Joe Trapanese as a collaborator, this time with M83 instead of Daft Punk. (Would it seem better if the "2" wasn't pretending to be an "O"?) Not to dis any artists, but there's no more justification for using them than say Tangerine Dream or… Journey. With the Daft Punk news, I'm now pessimistic about the "TR2N" project. What do you think about Daft Punk doing the score for Tron 2? Do you think that they are up to the task? Should they have gone back to Wendy Carlos to score the sequel? The original Tron featured an original electronic score by synth pioneer Wendy Carlos. “We’re always trying to do something that hasn’t been done, or ultimately, that we aren’t doing ourselves yet,” notes Banglater. The musicians, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter split their time between Paris and Los Angeles, where they have have assembled a new recording studio for the TR2N project. The “TR2N” score marks Daft Punk’s first foray into the studio since 2005’s “Human After All.” The film, currently in production, is tentatively scheduled for a 2011 release.

Tron legacy soundtrack club song update#

Billboard reports that Daft Punk has been signed to score the soundtrack for Tron 2 (TR2N):ĭaft Punk, the French electronica duo known for their robot personas, have been tapped by Walt Disney Pictures to compose the score for “TR2N”, an update of the studio’s 1982 science fiction classic “Tron”, Billboard has confirmed.

[lsmu]

Book 3 Part 1 - Intermission: Wendy's Problem

"Gosaenghasyeotseumnida!" "Nee... Gosaenghaesoyo!"

Jisoo and I bowed respectfully to the other Kids Ministry workers in the room, clapping our hands together for everyone, thanking each worker for their hard work, before leaving the room. I stretched out my body, feeling my joints aching. I guessed age didn't lie. I wasn't as nimble and flexible as I was in my 20s.

That, coupled with the fact that I was single for such a long time, made me feel like my body was slowly deteriorating. Fuck. I used to be the hot and fit girl of Red Velvet, didn't I? Now Yeri started to get hotter and hotter, Joy became more and more voluptuous as she got older, while both Wendy and Irene aged gracefully like fine wine.

The thing was, they all had their partners to release them from stress. Joy had Crush, Irene got both Jennie and Yeoni, even Yeri's got Hyejin now. Wendy's marrying Nathan soon, and judging from the many times she spent in his house, they must have had sex multiple times. Gosh. I found myself missing the days when I could hear Wendy's screams through the walls while having sex in our dorm. She was just so incredibly loud.

"Ahh... So tired!"

I turned to see Jisoo a little concernedly. She sighed and stretched her body too, but she looked absolutely happy, not to mention extra cute in her Pikachu costume.

"Are you okay, Jisoo-ya?" I asked her in concern. She nodded and smiled wider. "Yes! Don't worry, Unnie! I love kids!" she said cheerfully.

I chuckled. I loved kids too, but taking care of them wasn't necessarily an easy job, especially when there were so many of them. The Christmas service ended without any trouble, and our fluffy costumes helped a lot in convincing the kids to have fun with us instead of looking for their parents, but still it was tiring. I guessed Jisoo would make an excellent mother, unlike me.

"Pikachuuuu! Pooh!!"

Several kids screamed happily and ran towards us as they saw us. I sighed a little, feeling really tired already, but to my surprise, Jisoo chuckled happily and hugged the children without a single hint of reluctance.

I stared at her in amazement. She really was something else. She was younger than me, but somehow she looked and acted way more mature than I was. Sure, the fact that she was about to be a real mother must have had something to do with it, but still...

After a few minutes, Jisoo waved the kids goodbye kindly and looked at me. I chuckled and shook my head.

"You're amazing, Jisoo-ya!" I said sincerely. She raised her eyebrows. "Hm? Why?" she asked innocently. "You just said you're tired, but when the kids swarm you, you happily welcome them," I said.

Jisoo only laughed and hugged my arm. We walked arm in arm towards the church's cafeteria. Jisoo was rubbing her baby bump, which was hidden perfectly in her Pikachu costume. Even though it was visible, nobody would have thought that it was Jisoo's real pregnant belly. She sighed after a while, before speaking.

"Well... I just love kids so much, they give me energy everytime I see them! I guess I'm strange, right, Unnie?" she asked me. "No! Of course not! Why would that be strange?" I said, shaking my head. She shrugged and smiled beautifully.

We walked silently for a while. Somehow a question popped into my head, so I looked at the pretty Blackpink member and asked her.

"What do you plan to do about it, Jisoo?" I asked her. "About what?" she asked me. "About... Your condition," I said. Jisoo understood. Slowly, she rubbed her belly. "What do you mean?" she asked me again. "I mean... You still have another five months before you'll deliver the babies. How will you keep it a secret?" I asked her concernedly.

Jisoo had told the IPG about her pregnancy a few days ago, and also the fact that Yeoni wasn't her real brother. Both IU and Taeyeon made protecting her secret a top priority of the organization, but... Considering what happened with Irene and Yeoni, and how Hyejin managed to break into our ranks, I was a little concerned.

If the news about Jisoo being pregnant was ever released, it would undoubtedly be a bombshell, but if the media learned that it was Yeoni who impregnated her, the entire nation would fall into a meltdown. That would be even worse than the news about their VLive Exclusive from last year! We simply couldn't let that happen. My thoughts made me a little anxious, so I looked at her worriedly. To my surprise, Jisoo was laughing.

"Don't worry, Unnie. I believe in the IPG," she said, reassuring me. I chuckled. "Still, you'll have to hide at home for the next five months! Gosh... That's so difficult!" I complained. Jisoo scoffed and slapped my arm. "Unnie! Remember the COVID pandemic seven years ago? We had to stay at home for almost a year, and when we traveled we had to quarantine for days, right? This is nothing!" she said confidently.

I laughed. Jisoo was always so optimistic and positive, despite everything and anything that might happen in her life. I admired her, like I always did. I guessed if she felt like she was able to do it, then she would definitely be able to endure it.

"Come on, Jisoo-ya! I'll treat you in the cafeteria!" I told her happily, hugging her arm. Jisoo gasped. "Jinjja? Can I have tteokbokki and kimbap? Oh, and... Eomuk? ... Hang on... What about sundae..." she said, listing down the food she wanted. I looked at her. "Ya! Jisoo-ya! Isn't that too much?" I protested.

Jisoo laughed and rubbed her belly, before looking straight at me adorably.

"Unnie... I'm eating for three people now... So right now I'm turning into a piggy," she uttered slowly.

I couldn't help but laugh. She looked so adorable. I hugged her tightly.

"Okay, okay! Let's order it all! I'm hungry too!" I said. Jisoo poked my side. "Ya, Unnie! You're not eating for three!" she said. "I know! But I'm Gomdoli, right? Bear! Bears eat a lot!" I said happily.

We laughed as we entered the church worker's cafeteria. It was considerably empty, maybe because people were still busy cleaning up after service. At the cafeteria counter, Twice's Jihyo, Dahyun, and Nayeon were in charge today, taking orders and preparing delicious foods and drinks for the patrons.

I saw Han Minsoo, Twice's new, young manager helping the three girls, although he did look a little clumsy, bumping into the girls or spilling some drinks on the table. I chuckled. His clumsiness reminded me of myself, really. I should get to know him better one day. We approached the counter, and Dahyun welcomed us.

"Annyeong Gomdoli-unnie, Jichu-unnie! What would you like to order?" asked Dahyun sweetly. "Hi Dubu! Hmm... Lemme have the tteokbokki, cheese kimbap, and eomuk... And... " Jisoo started ordering her food.

Dahyun took our orders, and in a flash the food was ready. Jisoo and I paid, thanked the Twice girls, and walked to the seating area to find us a table. I looked around the room to find my Red Velvet girls, but I could't find them.

"Noona! Seulgi-ssi!"

I looked up and saw Yeoni waving towards us. He was sitting with Rosé and Jennie, and there were two other empty chairs. We chuckled and walked towards them.

"Mind if I join?" I asked as I sat next to Rosé. They shook their heads. "Of course not! You can sit with us!" said Rosé kindly. "Omo, Unnie... You look so adorable!" exclaimed Jennie cutely, complimenting my Pooh costume. I laughed. "I have no energy to take these off," I said, sighing. "So tired..." "Why do you not look tired, Noona?" Yeoni asked Jisoo. His noona laughed. "Ya! I'm tired too, YeongYeong! I just don't look tired," she said, resting her head on his shoulder. "Aww... You two are just so cute... I love you so much..." said Jennie, resting her head on Yeoni's other shoulder.

Yeoni blushed and sipped his drink. I laughed. These three did look so cute. Secretly, I felt Yeoni was the luckiest guy in the world. He had Jennie and Irene as his girlfriends, while Jisoo was practically his wife. Fuck. What a lucky bastard.

"Rosie, did you see the RV girls?" I asked Rosé. She thought for a while.

"Hmm... Irene-unnie was talking with Ji-eun-unnie, Wendy-unnie, and Hyejin-ie inside earlier, Joy-unnie was with Crush-oppa, Yeri was playing with... Oh! Taengoo-unnie! Taengoo-unnie actually was looking for you two!" she said, pointing at Jisoo and I.

Jisoo and I looked at her curiously.

"Oh? Us?" Jisoo asked her. Rosé nodded. "Yeah. She went to the Kids Ministry earlier! Maybe she entered when you..." suddenly Rosé looked up. "Oh! There she is!"

We turned to see the small SNSD leader walking in our direction with her husband and two children. She cutely waved at us as she settled her family in a booth nearby, before approaching our table.

"Hi, guys! Everyone having a good time? Thanks for your help Seulgi, Jisoo!" she said happily. Jisoo and I nodded and smiled. "Don't mention it, Unnie!" Jisoo said.

Taeyeon smiled and looked up at Yeoni.

"Yeoni, can I borrow your sister for a while? Mothers talk," she said, asking permission. Yeoni hurriedly nodded. "Y–Yeah, sure, Sunbaenim! You don't have to ask for my permission, actually!" he said nervously. Taeyeon chuckled. "Well, you're her babies' daddy... I should ask your permission," she said in a naughty whisper.

Yeoni blushed so red, Rosé, Jennie, Jisoo and I started laughing. This guy was adorable. Jisoo kissed Yeoni's cheek and stood up slowly, before walking away with Taeyeon. So she was looking for her, not me. I smirked. Knowing my boss' condition and her plan to announce it at the IPG's Year End's Meeting, I thought I knew what she wanted to talk about with Jisoo.

Yeoni, Jennie, Rosé and I talked and joked around as we ate our food, and before long Jisoo returned to our table, eating the food happily. As we finished our food, I realised that I had forgotten to order a drink for myself, so I stood up and walked to the counter to order some. Nayeon smiled wide as she saw me approaching, a naughty look flashing in her beautiful eyes.

"Uuu... Pooh-unnie is here! What would you like to order, Pooh-unnie?" she asked me with overflowing aegyo.

I cringed and slapped the naughty Twice member's head, making her laugh out loud.

"Ya! Enough with the aegyo! Nabong, I'm thirsty, but also feeling tired... What should I order?" I asked, staring at the menu board, unsure what to order. She thought with me for a while. "Hmm... Hot Almond Milk Honey Latte... With extra honey?" she offered, winking at my Pooh costume. "Ya!" I scolded her. She giggled. Seriously, this girl! "No, but it is so good, Unnie! I'm not joking!" she defended herself while laughing. "Yes, it's good..." said Dahyun passingly as she cleaned up behind her. I sighed. "Very well. That, and..." "Nabong! A big fat cup of extra cold iced americano, please!"

I turned to see a beautiful short haired girl had joined me by the counter. It was Wendy. She smiled cutely and wrinkled her nose at me, but I noticed that she looked a little stressed. I raised an eyebrow. What happened to her? Nayeon nodded and chuckled, before turning towards Jihyo who was working the espresso machine.

"Park Jihyo-ssi! One Hot Almond Milk Honey Latte for our Seulgi Bear, with extra honey... And one big fat cup of extra cold iced americano for the Pastor's Wife!" she exclaimed, stressing on the 'extra cold' and 'big fat'.

Jihyo, Minsoo, and Dahyun laughed hearing the order, while Wendy glared at Nayeon, but Nayeon only giggled. Jihyo repeated the order.

"Nee... One hot almond milk honey latte with extra honey for Seulgi-unnie, and one big fat cup of extra cold iced americano for Wendy-unnie..." she exclaimed loudly, but then she frowned. She turned to look at Minsoo.

"Minchu... Isn't iced americano already cold?" she asked him. "Y–Yes, I think so, Jihyo," he said. Jihyo looked at Wendy. "Unnie! Iced americano is cold!" complained Jihyo. "I know! Make it extra cold!" snapped Wendy without missing a beat. "But it's so cold outside! Why would you want to drink something extra cold?" complained Dahyun. Her chubby pale cheeks were blushing red from the cold. Wendy groaned.

"Ya! Stop complaining! Just make the drink for me, will you!" exclaimed Wendy in frustration.

The three Twice girls and their manager laughed loudly, successfully irritating Wendy. Wendy grunted, but then she laughed too, realising that the three girls were teasing her. I flung my arms across her shoulder and whispered to her ears.

"You alright?" I asked. She nodded rapidly. "Yeah. Just... I'll tell you when we sit," she said.

Nayeon placed our orders in front of us, and Wendy and I brought them to a table. I waved at Yeoni, Jennie, Jisoo, and Rosé, telling them that I was not returning to my earlier seat, and they nodded.

Wendy and I sat silently in front of each other, drinking our drinks. I sipped my hot latte slowly, and Nayeon was actually right! It was indeed delicious and calming. I looked up, about to offer my drink to Wendy, but I saw her chugging her iced americano as if it was a beer. She half-slammed her glass to the table, sighing. It was half-empty already.

"W–Wendy-ah... A–are you sure you're okay?" I asked her cautiously.

Wendy didn't answer, but she looked straight at me. I searched her eyes, but I couldn't find anything. Heck, who was I kidding. I never could find anything when I looked into someone's eyes. I wasn't Irene-unnie. Suddenly, Wendy closed her eyes and sighed.

"I... I'm just dry, Seulgi..." she uttered. "Dry?" I asked her confusedly. She nodded. "Yeah. Dry. Do you ever feel like... You just needed... Something to wet you?" she said passionately.

I stared at her, and I knew my mouth was gaping. She wasn't making any sense. Hang on. What did Jihyo put in the iced americano? Wendy kept staring at me, with passion burning in her eyes. I started to feel scared.

"Seungwan-ah... Are you seriously okay? Sh–Should I call Nathan?" I asked slowly.

I seriously started to feel that she might have gone crazy. Has the pressure of being the Pastor's fiancé finally gotten to her? Was she in some sort of financial trouble? Was her family okay? Wendy sighed and flicked her hair, before giggling.

"No, Seulgi. I'm fine, really... And don't call him. He's the problem!" she hissed. "What? But you guys looked happy today!" I said. Were they fighting? "I know! And we are happy... it's just..." Wendy's words trailed off. "What? Just what?" I asked her.

Wendy looked to the left and right, as if trying to make sure that no one was listening to us. She turned and looked straight at my eyes seriously, and she reached to grab my hands.

"Promise me... That you won't laugh," she said seriously. "Huh?" "Promise me!" "I p–promise...?"

Wendy nodded, squeezing my hand tighter. She was seriously weird today. I mean... She was usually a little weird everyday, but not like this. What was her problem?

"Okay... So..." Wendy said, pausing. I stared at her. "What is it?" I pressed. "I..." Wendy sighed, "I... I want sex. I... I need sex, Seulgi..."

I stared at her confusedly for a few seconds. Hang on. What? But... Wasn't she? Didn't she? But...

"Huh?" I heard myself blurting that sound.

Wendy took a deep breath and sighed again. She threw her back to the chair and sighed even louder.

"I need sex... I haven't had it for sooooo loooonnggg, Seulgi... Ah fuck, I'm going crazy," she said in a whisper. "But... But... How? You're the one engaged here!" I said, pointing at her diamond ring.

Wendy scoffed and flicked her fingers.

"Yeah, but that doesn't mean Nathan's banging my ass off every night," she said. "What? But you stayed in his place almost every night for the past year! Last night too!" I said. She scoffed again. "I always sleep in Hyeon-a's room, with Hyeon-a!" Wendy said in a hushed scream.

My eyes widened. Cho Hyeona was Nathan's younger sister, who was still in college. Hang on. So... Did that mean...?

"Wendy-ah... D-Don't tell me... In this past one year... You've never...?" I asked slowly.

To my surprise, Wendy nodded rapidly. She looked in despair.

"Never, Seulgi. Never," she said in defeat. "What? But... How? Wasn't he... Sexually active with Rosé when they were together?" I asked her.

"That's the thing! He felt so guilty about what he did to Rosé last year, he decided to radically change everything! He stopped investing, stopped being a businessman, stopped being an asshole, but also stopped having sex!" she said exasperatedly.

"Wh—W–Why?" I stuttered. This was mind-boggling. Wendy sighed. "Nathan's so devoted to his faith, he won't do it before marriage... That's why he proposed to me so quickly, I guess... And I do love him... But... Come on!" she said frustratedly.

Okay, this was bad. If Nathan was committed to stay abstinent until marriage, and he had held out for a year like this, then it was really difficult. But, from her point of view, Wendy was sexually active long before she knew Nathan, and she was more to the wild side, even. Having to stop having proper sex for such a long time was bad, as was in my case. Oh shit. She was in an even worse position than I was!

"You... You've never seduced him?" I asked her. She gulped her iced americano. "Ya think? All I did this past month was seducing him!" Wendy said. "And you... You've never succeeded?" I asked her in disbelief. Wendy was so beautiful and sexy. How could Nathan really reject her advances? Wendy shook her head. "I mean... I know he's horny, and I could feel him having a boner, but that's that. He's okay up to making out and a little touch here and there, but once I started stripping he'd back out," she explained.

"Back out? How?" I asked her.

"Well he... He would tell me nicely, ask me to pray with him, or leave the room altogether. One time when he got so horny he actually physically ran away from the room! Fuck, it made me feel like I was Potiphar's wife trying to seduce young Joseph in the Book of Genesis!" Wendy said frustratedly, gulping down an empty glass in vain.

I turned to the counter and signaled Nayeon to bring us another cup. Luckily, she understood me and quickly brought Wendy another glass of iced americano, big fat and extra cold. Wendy gulped it down quickly, before stealing a glance at Yeoni and the Blackpink girls.

"Fuck. Why don't we have a Red Velvet Boyfriend, huh, Seulgi? I knew Rosie's had Yeoni fuck her ass every now and then after she broke up with Nathan," she mused sorrowfully. I chuckled. "You know that Yeoni's a Luvie, right?" I told her. She let out a gasp. "Jinjja? Because of Baechu-unnie?" she asked. I nodded. "Irene-unnie's his favourite idol ever. Even more than Jennie or Jisoo," I said. "Then I should just seduce him!" Wendy said, starting to stand, but I pulled her down. "Ya! Sit down Seungwan-ah!" I scolded her.

Wendy laughed ironically and gulped her coffee again. She sighed.

"Fuck... I really want sex..." she whispered. I giggled, but I understood her. She looked desperate. "You... Don't want to do it with girls?" I said tentatively.

I gestured my head in the direction of Nayeon, who was busy teasing Jihyo and Minsoo. Her reputation as a bisexual dominatrix was a public secret among us senior idols. Wendy chuckled, but shook her head.

"Nah, man... Nabong's hot and all, but... You have sex with girls when you want to look for alternatives after getting tired with boys. What I need is a real, proper dick. Yeoni-proper, you know?" she said. I chuckled. I did understand her.

"Yeah, tell me about it..." I blurted.

I sipped my latte absentmindedly, but when I put down my cup Wendy's look had changed. She was staring at me wide-eyed, her mouth gaping.

"What?" I asked her. She grabbed my hand. "That's right! Seulgi! You're single, right?" she said, as if realizing something. I was hurt a little. "Umm... Yeah?" I said slowly, feeling a little offended. She slapped my hand. I knew she had crazy idea. "You're the answer!" she said. "I'm the what, now?" I asked confusedly. "The answer! The answer to my dryness!" she exclaimed in a whisper.

I admired Wendy's ability to scream while whispering at the same time, but the way she expressed her last words made me frowned.

"Ya! You just said you don't want to do it with girls!" I said, but she shook her head. "No, no! Not that! I want you to join Nathan and I tonight!" she said happily. "What? Why? Why would I want to be your third-wheel?" I said confusedly.

Wendy laughed and clapped her hands, before leaning in to whisper to my ear, explaining her crazy idea in detail. Her words made my eyes widened so wide, and I had to physically close my mouth with my hands to stop myself from screaming.

"Ya! Are you crazy?!" I said in a hushed scream after she finished talking. She giggled and nodded. "Maybe I am! But it's worth a try, don't you think?" she said excitedly. "What if he gets angry?" I whispered in concern. "He won't. Trust me. Maybe he'll cry, but... Meh... Worth it," said Wendy, shrugging her shoulders.

I stared at her in disbelief. She was seriously crazy, wasn't she? But she was right. It was worth a try. And when two desperate girls longing for dicks planned something out... Shit. Nothing could stop us, right?

"Wendy-unnie! Gomdoli-unnie!"

I turned and saw Yeri entering the cafeteria with Hyejin, Irene, IU, Crush, Joy, and... Pastor Nathan. They all smiled and waved happily as they saw us, and Nathan reached to hug and kiss Wendy. Wendy told them to go order their foods first, before turning to look at me.

"Just don't forget to bring the costume, okay?" Wendy whispered.

I felt my heart beating faster. Was it really going to be okay?

* * *

"Well, it was nice having you with us tonight for dinner, Seulgi!" said Nathan kindly. "I–I'm sorry again for intruding, Pastor," I said. Wendy slapped my arm. "Ya! Of course not! We enjoyed your company! Right, Love?" she said. Nathan nodded and smiled. "Absolutely! Don't worry, Seulgi. The more the merrier, right? Good night, and drive safely, okay?" he said.

I chuckled and nodded, but inside, I was so nervous. Nathan nodded and walked inside, while Wendy walked me to the foyer of her penthouse unit and whispered to my ear.

"As soon as I text you, come right back in. You remember the door key, right?" she whispered. I stared at her. "Wendy, are you sure this is a good idea? I..." I said nervously, but she nodded rapidly. "It's a great idea! Just wear the costume and wait out here. I'll text you when it's time," she said confidently.

Knowing that I was still nervous, she held my hand and smiled.

"Don't worry. I know this'll work," she said assuringly. Finally, I nodded. "If you say so..." I uttered.

Wendy opened her apartment door and winked at me. I forced a smile and walked out, and she closed the door behind me. I opened Wendy's shoe compartment and took out the paper bag I had hidden there when I came earlier. From it, I took out the Pooh costume I wore this morning in church, with a few adjustments I made.

I had spent the afternoon back in my apartment altering this costume, from a fluffy one to a sexy one. The Pooh cowl and most of the top was still intact, but I had cut the midriff section so it became a sexy crop top now. I had also cut almost the entirety of the pants, turning it into a very short and sexy version of it. Fuck.

Seriously, I still thought that Wendy's idea was crazy. Knowing that I too was desperate for sex, she had invited me for dinner with Nathan in her apartment. She planned to seduce him and make out with him after dinner, which Nathan was usually okay with, and right when he got so horny and was thinking about rejecting her advances, she would signal me to come in, wearing the sexy Pooh costume. This would hopefully break Nathan's defences.

Wendy's idea sounded ridiculous, but her ridiculous ideas somehow tend to bear fruit when executed properly, so I guessed this one could also work. But what if it didn't? I sighed. Fuck, Wendy! Why did I agree with her? I guessed I was too desperate.

I stripped off my clothes and wore the costume. I looked into the mirror in the private lift lobby and giggled. I had feared that I would look ridiculous in the costume, but somehow, I ended up looking both strangely cute and sexy. My nipples poked through the bright yellow top, while my long legs were accentuated with the red shorts. I sighed again. Would this work? I got even more nervous.

How long should I wait out here anyway? I knew it was Wendy's private lift lobby and no one would find me here in this ridiculous costume, but somehow I felt exposed.

I checked my phone anxiously, waiting for Wendy's signal. How long would she take to arouse Nathan? Wendy was really hot, and she could be very seductive when she wanted to, but... Who knew how slow or fast Nathan needed to get aroused?

I checked myself in the mirror again. My cheeks were getting chubbier, and I could see my double chin starting to form. Fuck. I should lose some weight, didn't I? But the girls had told me that I looked adorable like this. Shit. Why did I have to feel so insecure right now?

Suddenly, my phone vibrated. Without even looking I knew it was Wendy, but I checked it anyway. I was right.

'Come now. Be quiet.'

I took a deep breath. I was shaking. I'd stepped on countless stages in front of thousands upon thousands of people around the world, but somehow entering Wendy's apartment tonight made me feel so nervous. With another deep breath, I pressed Wendy's door key and opened the door slowly. As I passed through the foyer and crept to the living room, I could hear Wendy and Nathan making out.

"Seungwan, Baby... N–No... Mmh..." "Come on, Oppa... You know you want it..." "I do... But..."

My heart was beating so fast. I entered the living room and saw Wendy straddling Nathan on the large sofa. She had unbuttoned her blouse, revealing her sky blue strapless bra, while her matching blue shorts were already on the floor. Wendy's tits weren't exactly the biggest, but they still looked plump and delicious. I could see a bulge in Nathan's crotch.

Nathan was facing the other way, so he didn't notice that I was in the room, but Wendy looked up and saw me standing there. She grinned naughtily and stooped down to kiss Nathan's lips, before whispering in his ear.

"Baby... It's Christmas... You should give me a present," she whispered. "Wendy... I... I want to give it to you so badly... B–But..." Nathan said, sounding sorrowful. "Just this once, Babe... It's okay, we're getting married soon anyway..." Wendy pressed. "I... B–But... It's a sin..." Nathan said, starting to sound unsure. "Just this once..." Wendy repeated in a more seductive tone. Fuck. Even I was aroused hearing her voice.

Nathan gulped and still looked unsure, and this actually made Wendy look frustrated. She sighed and grabbed Nathan's head. She glared at him, and at that moment Wendy actually looked a little terrifying.

"Ya. Listen to me. I've endured this for a year, Cho Hyeon Woo-ssi. I knew you did it with Rosie back then, and I too was sexually active before we got together. It's not like any of us is a virgin here. I know you want to change your ways and I respect it, but I also know that we both know that we want to do it," she said at length.

Nathan looked like he was about to answer or object, but Wendy raised a finger to stop him. She took a deep breath and continued.

"Also, we're literally getting married next summer. I don't plan on ever sleeping with any other man, and I know that you're faithful to me. I promise I won't ask you again after this until our wedding night, but please... Let's do it just this once," she said seriously.

Nathan stared at her fiancé, and I could sense that he understood her needs. Slowly, he nodded.

"A... Alright... B–But... I need to wear protection," he said slowly, sounding guilty. Wendy smiled and shook her head. "It's a safe day for me, and I will take my pills tomorrow," said Wendy, giggling.

I giggled silently and shook my head. Wendy could be so naughty at times, and it looked like after multiple tries, she was about to be successful. She started grinding her tight butt on Nathan's crotch, and I could hear him moaning in pleasure. I smirked and started to think about leaving the couple on their own, when suddenly Wendy whispered again to the Pastor's ear.

"You've been a good boy, Oppa... Now, I have a Christmas surprise present for you. Close your eyes," she said seductively.

Nathan obeyed her, closing his eyes shut. Wendy looked up and wiggled her finger to beckon me. Reluctantly, nervously, I walked closer. She gestured to Nathan's crotch, and I immediately knew what she wanted me to do. My eyes widened.

"Are you serious?" I mouthed silently. She nodded confidently.

Seeing no other choice, I knelt down beside the sofa. Wendy was rubbing Nathan's boner, and the Pastor held his breath, trying so hard not to give into the pleasure. She moved her thin fingers to Nathan's zipper, and slowly zipped it down. Nathan's eyes were opening, but Wendy placed her other hand on his eyes.

"No peeking!" she scolded him cutely. "A-alright! D... Don't do anything too naughty, Babe..." pleaded Nathan.

I chuckled silently. Nathan was a tall guy, almost twice taller than his petite fiancé, but now Wendy looked totally in control. He looked so helpless.

"You ready?" she mouthed towards me. I nodded, heart pounding in my chest.

Wendy pulled down Nathan's zipper completely, and with one swift movement, she took out his rock hard penis. My eyes widened. It wasn't the biggest I've ever seen, but it was still considerably large. Maybe 7 inches? 7 and a half? Shit.

I caught myself drooling. This was the first penis I'd seen up close in at least three years, and suddenly it looked so delicious. Suddenly I wanted to suck it so badly, suddenly I wanted it to impale my holes roughly. Fuck! Was I really that desperate?

Wendy and I stared at Nathan's cock with lust. Shit. I felt myself starting to get wet, and I knew Wendy was too. She licked her lips and started jerking her fiancé's cock slowly.

"M-mh... W-Wendy..." moaned Nathan.

I watched Wendy giving Nathan a handjob lustfully, while grinding her bubble butt on the shaft. I knew it must have felt good for Nathan, for the guy kept twitching and moaning. Instinctively, my hands started creeping up to my tits, playing with my own nipples. I was so horny.

Seeing this, Wendy released the cock and stared at me. I knew it was my turn, so I leaned in closer. Wendy started grinding more rigorously. As if put under a spell, I reached for his cock, and started jerking it off slowly, before sticking my tongue out to lick it. Nathan jolted and opened his eyes as he realised that it was humanly impossible for Wendy to lick his penis while grinding her butt on it.

"Wh—what? How?"

He let out a loud gasp as he saw me. I chuckled sheepishly.

"Hi, Pastor..." I said, still slobbering his dick with my tongue. "S-S—Seulgi? H-how..." he stuttered, but when he saw my costume he stopped talking. He gulped, and his eyes stared at my body. "Here's your sexy Pooh, Babe..." Wendy whispered.

I blushed, but I had gone too far to back out now. I opened my mouth wide and swallowed his dick, making Nathan squirm in pleasure. Wendy giggled and kissed his lips.

"She's my Christmas present for you, Babe. Rosie and I are in the same team in the IPG, so I also know you liked to ask Rosé to have threesomes with Jennie or Lisa back then. I know you won't ask me now, so I decided to ask Seulgi to join us tonight," she said softly.

Wendy leaned in to kiss Nathan's cheek, before whispering in his ear.

"And I know just how much you love cakes... Seulgi Bear here has... Well... You can taste her big cake later," she purred.

Nathan looked so guilty, but Wendy's final pitch sold him off. He nodded and closed his eyes. His mouth wouldn't admit it, but his body undoubtedly enjoyed having us pleasuring him tonight. Wendy kissed his lips again, and his hands reached up to grab Wendy's ass.

"That's more like it..." whispered Wendy in satisfaction. "L—Lord... Forgive me..." Nathan whispered.

Wendy and I giggled, and we proceeded to work the poor Pastor together. Wendy grinded her bubble butt faster and more rigorous, while I started moving my head a little faster, feeling his cock throbbing inside my throat. Nathan groaned.

"F—Fuck... Wendy... S-Seulgi..."

Nathan slapped Wendy's ass and squeezed it, making the girl moan loudly. I smirked. That's the Wendy I knew. I tightened my throat around Nathan's dick, and from the way he jolted and moaned, I knew he was about to cum. I was ready.

"F–Fuck! G–Girls! Girls! I–I'm..."

His body tensed, and I pulled back right when he came, so his thick white cum landed heavily on my face. I took it on while giggling, but then I realised that Nathan kept cumming and cumming, so I closed my eyes shut. Fuck! I just remembered that he was holding back for more than a year!

Nathan slumped back to the sofa, panting for breath. His cock was still rock hard, as was normal for someone who had not done anything sexual for a year. He trembled and closed his eyes, making me feel bad for him, but Wendy had other ideas.

"It's my turn now!" she said.

She climbed down and stripped off her clothes quickly. Wendy's body was petite and tight, but her tits were succulent, and her butt was round and plump, not dissimilar to Irene's. I chuckled because I knew what she was about to do, and she prepared herself to straddle her fiancé and fuck him senselessly on top.

"I'm going up, Baby..." she whispered, readying herself.

Suddenly, Nathan's eyes flung open, and he sat up. Wendy was startled by his sudden move and screamed a little. From the looks on his face, I noticed that this was no longer Pastor Nathan we're seeing. This was John Cho.

"Oh shit," I uttered.

Nathan took off his clothes, grabbed his fiancé's petite body, and threw her to the sofa. Wendy squealed and giggled. This was exactly the kind of beast she was hoping to awaken from inside him. Nathan put Wendy on all fours, in a doggy style position. My eyes widened as I realised what he was about to do.

"That's the Nathan I'm marrying!" exclaimed Wendy excitedly. "Come on! Fuck me!"

I gasped and clasped my hands on my mouth as Nathan positioned himself behind Wendy. He slapped his dick on her bouncy ass, and with one powerful thrust, he entered Wendy's asshole. The girl jolted and screamed.

"O–OH! Y–YES! A–Ah! Ah! N–Nathan... Nathan! F–Fuck me! FUCK MY ASS, BABY!" screamed Wendy loudly.

Nathan slammed his dick into Wendy's asshole again and again, grunting with every thrust he made. I remembered then that Rosé was such a fan of anal sex, and realised that it might actually started during her time with Nathan.

Wendy's screams and moans got louder and louder, and somehow hearing her loud moans after such a long time aroused me. I licked the traces of cum covering my face, and reached for my pussy, fingering myself. Nathan noticed this and looked at me.

"Seulgi, come here!" he commanded.

I obediently followed his order and approached him. He hugged my midriff and pulled me for a kiss, all the while still analing Wendy rapidly. His left hand slapped Wendy's ass, while his right squeezed mine. I jolted. Fuck. He suddenly turned into an alpha!

"Fuck! Your ass is so thick!" he complimented me.

I giggled and let him play with my ass. Somehow, my presence made him fuck Wendy a little rougher.

"A–Ah! Ah! N–Nathan! F–Fuck... Fuck your little anal whore... Ah! AH!" Wendy kept moaning.

Nathan's tongue wiggled inside my mouth, and he kept kneading my butt. I pulled back, and started kissing his neck and collarbone. He shivered and placed both of his hands on Wendy's butt, squeezing it tightly. I reached out and stuck my thumb inside her pussy, making Wendy squeal.

"A–Ah! AH! F–Fuck! FUCK! I'm.. I'm... CUMMING!"

With a loud scream, Wendy gushed out her pussy juice, then another. She squirted so strongly, Nathan's dick slipped out of her asshole, and Wendy slumped to the sofa, trembling. Seeing the opportunity, I pushed Nathan to the sofa, took off my shorts, and immediately climbed on top of him, placing his dick head at the entrance of my pussy. I glanced at Wendy, asking her approval.

"Go for it, Seulgi Bear!" she said, licking her lips and catching her breath.

I did not need to be asked twice. I lowered myself, letting his cock impale my hungry pussy. My eyes rolled to the back of my head as I enjoyed the sensation of his dick entering my vagina, while his mouth gaped wider and wider, feeling my tightness. His hands immediately reached behind me and grabbed my ass, kneading my butt cheeks deliciously. He did love butts, didn't he?

"F–Fuck! S–Seulgi! Seulgi..."

He went balls deep, and I paused for a moment to savor the feeling of being penetrated again after so long. Wendy giggled and stood up. I thought she was about to kiss Nathan or offer him her tits, but instead, she sat on his face.

"W–Wait... Hang on... Mmmhhh..." said Nathan, but his words were muffled.

A second later, I could hear the squelching sound of him eating his fiancé's pussy. Fuck! This was so hot! Wendy looked up, eyes half closed, cheeks flushed red. She stared at me and grabbed my cheeks.

"Let's fuck him together," she whispered.

I giggled and nodded, leaning in for a kiss. As my tongue met Wendy's, we both started moving our hips with pace.

"A–Ah... Ah... N–Nathan!" I moaned, feeling his cock slamming the entrance of my womb. "Y–Yes! Yes! Eat... Eat me, Baby! AAH!" screamed Wendy loudly.

Wendy pulled my top off my body, before pinching my nipples strongly. I jolted, and in turn I leaned in to suck her tits. Wendy jolted and screamed. I felt Nathan's left hand released my butt. He locked his left arm on Wendy's thighs as he squeezed her butt, while his right hand started slapping my butt cheeks loudly. Fuck. This was so messy, but it was so damn good!

"Mmh! Mmm... MMH!" his muffled groans got louder.

I moved my hips up and down even faster, and a few moments later I felt like I was about to reach my climax. I looked up to see Wendy, and she understood me.

"Let's cum together!" she whispered, her breathing ragged.

I nodded and pressed Nathan's abs, letting him know. The guy muffled something incomprehensible while slobbering Wendy's pussy, but I didn't care. I wanted to cum, Wendy wanted to cum, and I knew we could both make him cum too.

I clenched my vagina walls around his shaft, and from the tensing of his body and the sudden squeeze of his hand on my butt, I knew he was reaching the summit too. I slammed my hips even faster. I wanted his semen inside me. I wouldn't let my womb dry up.

"Fuck! Fuck! F–Fuck! I'm... I'm... A–ah!" "A-Ah! Nat–nathan... Nathan!" "Mmh! Mnhh! MMH!!"

We came. We came a lot. Wendy gushed with a loud scream again, hosing Nathan's face with her pussy juice. Nathan exploded inside me, and I locked my thighs around him to make sure that every single drop of his cum stayed inside me. I flung my head back, enjoying the feeling. Fuck. So good. So good!

We separated from each other, all panting and gasping. I rested my back on the carpeted floor, closing my eyes. First sex in so many years, and it was so, so good.

I felt Nathan's cum slowly leaking out of my pussy. That guy did cum a lot. I was ready to close my eyes and rest, when suddenly I heard Wendy's gasp.

"Fuck, Nathan! You're still hard? You've come twice already!"

I opened my eyes, and sure enough, the Pastor's dick was still pointing directly to his fiancé's face. Nathan chuckled sheepishly, scratching his hair.

"I–I hadn't done it in so long... I guess my cock missed the feeling. And besides..." he paused. Wendy giggled and stared at her lover lovingly.

"Besides what, Babe?" she asked. Nathan grinned. "Besides... It hasn't cum inside you," he said.

Wendy and I laughed. For some weird reasons, this couple was kind of adorable. Wendy flung her arms around her fiancé's neck and kissed him lovingly.

"Well then, what are you waiting for?" she whispered. Nathan chuckled and turned to me. "Seulgi, do you mind if we do it... Just the two of us?" he asked me. I laughed and shook my head. "Of course not. Do you mind if I watch you?" I asked naughtily. The couple laughed. "Ya! Don't just watch! Masturbate!" commanded Wendy. I giggled. "Oh, don't worry. I will," I said, spreading my legs wide. "Please put on a good show!"

Wendy and Nathan laughed and nodded. Nathan pushed Wendy gently to the sofa and positioned himself on top of her. She spread her legs, while Nathan placed his cock on her soaking wet pussy, playing with her labia, before entering slowly.

"A–Ah... Sh–Shit! N–Nathan... A-Ah... AH!"

I pushed three fingers into my own pussy as I watched Nathan impaling Wendy. Wendy's eyes and mouth opened so wide, and Nathan eventually must have reached her womb. He started moving back and forth, picking up pace, and the girl started screaming loudly again.

"Mh! Mmh! Wen... Wendy! So tight! S–So... Delicious!" "Nathan! Nathan! A–Ah! Ah! F–Fuck! Fuck! F–Fuck me!"

I started moving my fingers faster, slipping in and out of my pussy. Nathan placed his thumb on Wendy's clit and toyed with it, making the girl scream even louder. Fuck. Wasn't she too loud? Wouldn't the neighbors hear her? But we were in a penthouse unit, right? No one could hear them, at least I hoped so.

"AH! AH! AAH... BABY! BABY!" "Wend... Wendy... F–Fuck! FUCK!"

Nathan stooped down to suck on his fiancé's nipples. Wendy's tits were bouncing with every thrust Nathan made into her tight pussy. Their naked bodies swayed, their skins glistened, glazed by their own sweats. Their moans started to harmonize, their breathing ragged. They stared at each other lustfully, their mouths gaping. Wendy grabbed Nathan's muscular arms tightly, while Nathan slammed his cock inside her pussy again and again with strength.

I knew I was about to cum. My fingers attacked my pussy even faster, while my free hand grabbed my own tits and squeezed it. Watching Wendy and Nathan was better than watching any porn.

Nathan's thrusts got more and more powerful, making Wendy's eyes starting roll, cross, and tear up, her mouth gaping so wide and her tongue sticking out, drooling all over. Our vocalist was looking like an absolute mess.

"A–AH! AHH... FUCK... FUCK... N–NATH... NAT... I'M C–CUM... CUMMING!!!" screamed Wendy. "Hang on! H–Hang on... I'm... Close... Wendy... Wendy!" moaned Nathan.

Wendy clamped her legs on her fiancé's sides, and with one final thrust, Nathan came buckets inside her womb, his body twitching with every spurt he sent inside his future wife's insides. Wendy's body shook as she came again and again, and a second later, I reached my climax too.

I wasn't a squirter, but I knew wave after wave of orgasm had overtaken me, for my body trembled violently too. Nathan pulled out and slumped to the floor, while Wendy gasped for air, her tongue still sticking out. I saw volumes of his cum leaking out of her gaping pussy.

For the next few minutes, all I could hear was the sound of three people gasping and coughing, trying to catch our breaths. I closed my eyes and giggled. This was good. So good. If Yeoni was the Blackpink Boyfriend, why not make Nathan the RV Boyfriend? Wendy wouldn't disagree. Irene might object, though, for she already had Yeoni and Jennie. What about Joy? She was bisexual and naughty, so I thought she would welcome the chance to fuck someone other than Crush. I knew she fucked Hyejin with Yeri too, last night.

As for Yeri... That girl was unpredictable. Was she serious about building a relationship with Hyejin? Or was she just having fun? Ah, I'd think about it some other time. I shrugged and sat up, wanting to thank the couple.

"That was a good one, Nathan, Seungwan. Thanks for..." I asked, but what I saw shocked me.

Nathan was curling up on the floor, burying his face in his hands. His body was shaking. What happened to him? Wait. Was he... Was he crying?

"What have I done..." I heard his muffled groan.

I looked at Wendy, and to my surprise, Wendy giggled and put a finger on her lips, shushing me. Nathan stood up slowly, took his clothes, and without words, he walked quickly to the bathroom. As he closed the door, I could hear him sobbing.

"Well... That's that," Wendy said casually.

I turned to look at her confusedly. Wendy was wiping her face with a tissue, and she offered a pack for me. I stared at her.

"Seungwan... What... What just happened?" I asked her, feeling so confused. Wendy giggled. "He's feeling sinful now. He must be praying in the toilet," she said with a shrug. "He's what, now?" I asked her, dumbfounded. "Praying," said Wendy confidently. "Confessing his sins."

Wendy giggled and hugged me tightly. I hugged back, but I was still confused.

"B–But... He did just fuck the life out of us, right? And came loads in our pussies?" I asked her. She giggled. "And fucked my ass roughly it's going to be sore tomorrow," reviewed Wendy. "That was the same guy, right?" I asked her. She nodded. "Yep. The same guy... Although maybe a little John Cho came out earlier, don't you think?" she said.

I couldn't help but chuckle. I sighed and hugged Wendy tighter.

"I have to say, though... It was good," I said honestly. Wendy laughed. "Yeah. So good. Finally, right?" she said. I nodded. "I... I guess so... He... He even made you..." I said, before crossing my eyes and sticking my tongue out.

Wendy burst into laughter.

"Seriously? I did that? I didn't even realise!" she exclaimed. I chuckled. "Ya! How could you realise when you were banged so roughly like that! There's a term for that right? A Japanese term... What is it... Asagao?" I tried to remember. Wendy giggled. "Ahegao," she said, grinning. "Have you ever been like that before?" I asked her curiously. She thought for a moment and shrugged. "Hmmm... I'm not sure. But I think I remember Joy said the same thing when we shared Crush a couple years ago," she said casually.

I giggled and shook my head. Wendy was seriously crazy. We fell into an awkward silence, still hugging each other, heads resting against each other's. I could hear Nathan crying and bawling from inside the bathroom. Honestly, I was concerned for him. I turned to see Wendy.

"Wendy, are you sure he's okay?" I asked her concernedly. Wendy giggled again. "Don't worry, Gomdoli. He'll be fine. Maybe he'll enter a fasting period for the next God-knows-how-long until we get married, but... It was worth it, right?"

I made a mental note never to date any religious figure, no matter how handsome or kind or rich the guy might be.

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Well I haven’t watched sp all the way through for about a decade now, so I thought it was time

Sometimes I wonder how accurate the fandom is when it comes to how we interpret the characters. Like, why is Stan a football star so often in fanfic and why’s Kyle always the smart one? So I thought I’d rewatch the show and make notes along the way to see where the source of all these interpretations is. I also wanted to see if I could get some fun info to analyze, but season 1 is pretty sparse in that regard so there’s not too much of that in this post, but I’ll make a post for all the other seasons too as I watch them

In summary, it’s established in season 1 already that Stan’s a star quarterback and an animal lover, Kyle’s an A+ student, and Kenny is poor and knows a lot about sex and doesn’t have many qualms about doing crazy shit. Cartman is a bit weird since he’s mostly just a naive brat in this season, but he and Kyle have a mildly antagonistic friendship already

I have all my notes under this cut. They include a bunch of small details and other observations. I also listed every Kenny death just because

Ike has freckles

Cartman says “Weak!” and “You guys” and “Seriously” a lot from the start, also “Kickass!” He doesn’t say weak or kickass much in the later seasons iirc

Stan says “Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here” three times in this season but they dropped that catchphrase pretty quickly

Bebe got named in episode 2

Stan’s been an animal lover since s01e03 Volcano since he won’t shoot a bunny or anything else. He does shoot Scuzzlebutt at the end though

Cartman’s a pathological liar but in a childish way

Randy got named in s01e03 Volcano (and it only got worse from there)

The mayor went to Princeton

South Park is next to Mt. Evanson

Kenny will literally drink gasoline

Stan’s a star quarterback in 3rd grade

Clyde’s voice is wrong as hell in S01E04 Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride and he has a dog, Rex

Garrison says Kyle is an A+ kid

Shelly seriously abuses Stan, punching him, throwing him, maiming him with a lawnmower

Cartman had a pot-bellied pig called Fluffy

Cartman’s mom smokes crack and has sex with strange men

Dr. Mephesto is probably a Buddhist since he says “Thank Buddha” instead of “Thank God”

Clyde’s voice gets kind of fixed in S01E06

A guy called Mr. McCormick is killed in a protest, launched and splattered against a network building. He doesn’t look like Kenny’s dad though

Zombie Clyde attacks Bebe, rude

Wendy gave her costume contest prize (2 tons of candy) to hungry children in Nairobi

Cartman’s mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. “Back do’ ho… Five on one action!” is the headline

Cartman genuinely cries at Kenny’s grave after the whole zombie thing but gets over it because of candy

Stan knows his mom’s credit card number and has no problem using it to adopt an Ethiopian child (the boys wanted a watch that came with the adoption, they weren’t doing it to be nice)

Cartman calls Stan a vas deference, Stan doesn’t know what that is so Kenny says “Dude, it’s a pipe for your peepee” (according to a transcript). Kenny sure knows male anatomy

Kyle sniffs Kenny after Cartman asks why poor people smell like sour milk and Garrison says “idk eric they just do”

Cartman thinks poor people should die and decrease the surplus population

When the boys get Starvin’ Marvin delivered to them, Cartman says “Hey mom, we found an Ethiopian, can we keep him?” and his mom says “Sure, hun.” She rarely says no to Cartman

Kenny’s dad is an alcoholic who drinks scotch according to Cartman. I mean, Mr. McCormick is seen drinking in multiple episodes and has a hat that says SCOTCH so it’s probably true

Kenny’s family says grace

Craig’s first appearance is S01E09. Also, S01E09 is the first time Kenny doesn’t die (Coincidence? I THINK yeah but it’s still fun)

Clyde got named in S01E10

Clyde and Bebe both spit on Pip’s face, friendship goals <3

Cartman and Kyle have their first fight at Cartman’s birthday party because Kyle didn’t give the right gift. Cartman slaps his face and  screams “I hate you! I want you to die! Die!” while on top of Kyle who’s not really fighting back

Satan throws a fight with Jesus after everyone except Satan bet that Jesus would lose, which leads to Satan winning everyone’s money. Mr. Garrison says “What a mean thing to do!” and Jimbo says “He is a jerk!” and I thought it was quite a laugh so I wrote it down

In S01E11 Tom’s Rhinoplasty Bebe and Wendy are sitting in the swings together and generally appear together throughout the episode, then Bebe gives Wendy a makeover so they’re bffs obviously <3

Craig first appears in the classroom, though not sitting down, in S01E11

Wendy’s not happy about Ms. Ellen taking Stan away from her, she says “Don’t fuck with me! Stay away from my man, bitch, or I’ll whoop your sorry ho ass back to last year!”

Kenny gives Ms. Ellen a scrumptious looking sausage as a valentine’s gift and giggles deviously. Wendy’s gift to Ms. Ellen is a dead animal

Even Kenny doesn’t know what a lesbian is

Wendy’s grandma died in S01E11

Wendy gets Ms. Ellen killed by hiring the Iraqi government (?) to put her in a rocket and shoot it into the sun, then she and Bebe have a pool party (very cool, they wear sunglasses 😎) and watch the rocket hit the sun

Cartman and Pip play a game of kicking each other in the nuts until someone falls. Cartman calls it “Roshambo”

Kenny has a sack of marbles

The boys aren’t fans of Barbra Streisand, but Stan is a fan of the Denver Broncos quarterback John Elway (he’s not a quarterback anymore, he’s an American football executive and the president of football operations for the Denver Broncos of the NFL according to wikipedia.)

Officer Barbrady is a fan of Fiona Apple (who was 20 at the time and had only one album released called Tidal)

Ned knows how to pilot a helicopter

Kyle’s mom is a fan of Streisand unlike literally everyone else, she even gets an autograph from Mecha Streisand

The boys are fans of Robert Smith, the lead singer of The Cure. Stan says “Robert Smith is the greatest person that ever lived!” and Kyle says “Disintegration is the best album ever!” and Cartman says “Robert Smith kicks ass!” and Kenny’s dead so he doesn’t get to have an opinion

Cartman has tea parties with his toys: Polly Prissypants, Clyde frog, Peter Panda, and a dragon called Rumpertumskin

Kyle wants to make fun of Cartman for the tea party but Stan stops him because he’s concerned that Cartman needs help

Craig is in front of the school counselor’s office in S01E13

A young miss Cartman drinks like a motherfucker at the 12th annual drunken barn dance where Cartman was supposedly conceived

Stan lets Cartman borrow his bike like a good friend

Garrison wanted to have a threesome with Chef and Cartman’s mom. I don’t know why I’m making a note of this but uh… yeah.

Cartman’s mom has had sex with everyone at this bar that Garrison’s drinking at, including principle Victoria, the mayor, Father Maxi, and Jesus (and maybe Kenny’s dad since he’s at the bar but the camera doesn’t pan to him when Garrison says they’ve all slept with Liane). Later Gerald Broflovski is a possible father to Eric, so he fucked her too. Also Mr. Mephesto and his friend Kevin, that little guy, are candidates along with a lot of other people, including the 1989 Denver Broncos (and Mr. Tenorman is included in that later)

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Kyle for being Jewish much at all in this season even though the Christmas episode is all about Kyle not celebrating

Clyde and Token appear very early on and Clyde has always been in the classroom (along with Bebe, Red, Kevin Stoley, Wendy, and Pip and uhh DogPoo too I think). Craig appears later in the season and Tweek’s not in season 1 at all, so Craig’s gang isn’t really a thing yet

And here’s a list of the ways Kenny died in this season. He dies in every episode except episode 9, and he dies twice in episodes 2 and 3. Altogether he dies 14 times

S01E01 Killed after alien shoots him, cows stampede over him, then cop runs him over which finally actually kills him

S01E02 Killed in a play by a falling teepee, then a second time shot by Garrison which sends him in the air and he gets impaled on a flagpole on the way down

S01E03 Killed by a volcano rock that burns him then rolls on him but he’s alive again in the end but gets shot by Ned’s gun that he drops and it accidentally goes off

S01E04 Gets his arms and head torn off in an American football game

S01E05 Stan’s clone punches Kenny into a microwave where he gets cooked alive

S01E06 Death touches Kenny

S01E07 Kenny gets crushed by a Russian space station and turns into a zombie because he gets Worcestershire sauce in his veins, then Kyle chainsaws zombie Kenny in half, then zombie Kenny rises from his grave and is crushed by a statue and a plane

S01E08 Kenny is killed by a bunch of turkeys. His eye gets plucked out. It’s dark blue

S01E10 After Kenny gets turned into a duck-billed platypus, Jimbo and Ned shoot him

S01E11 Ms. Ellen throws a sword through Kenny’s face

S01E12 While Mecha Streisand and a giant robot Leonard Maltin fight, Kenny plays with a tetherball and gets the rope wrapped around his neck and it strangles him

S01E13 Kenny gets stuck on a go kart and it drags him around but stops and he’s still alive! Too bad the go kart stops on train tracks and a train runs him over. Stan’s grandpa sends a video of the event to America’s Stupidest Home Videos and wins $10,000

If you read all that, first of all hello. I’m not new to the fandom even though this is the first thing I’ve posted on this tumblr blog. I’ve been writing a fanfic called Caffetamine though so I’m not a complete non-entity. Anyway, I’ll watch season 2 soon and post my notes on that too probably.

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March 16, 2021: Legend (1985) (Part One)

Hi, Tim Curry. How are you doing today?

Yeah, that tracks. Been a while, always good to see you. Man, actually, when is the last time I saw you? Clone Wars? I think so, although I don’t know if that really counts. I think, in person, it was...oof, Criminal Minds in 2012?

Yeah, dude, you were FUCKING TERRIFYING, HOLY SHIT. I feel like people don’t talk about that performance as much, but you were goddamn amazing, buddy. Sorry I didn’t open with this, but...you were my childhood, Ti. Like, from Clue to The Wild Thornberrys to Muppet Treasure Goddamn Island GOD I LOVE YOU IN THAT MOVIE TOO

Amazing. And let’s not forget Ferngully, of course. Look...I love you, OK? You’re beautiful. And I know that recently, you’ve been through a lot of health struggles, and I wish you the absolute best, I sincerely do. You’re the best, man. Hang in there. 

Actually, while I have you...settle a bet for me, I’ve got it with myself. Have I...have I already seen this movie? Because I feel like I might have, but I don’t think so. It’s like the Mandela effect, y’know? I mean, if I’d seen it before...would I not remember you in this get-up?

I mean...come ON, RIGHT? I know FOR A FACT that I’ve attempted to watch this movie with friends before, and that didn’t happen. Then, I tried to watch it on my own, and that didn’t pan out because I’m pretty sure I fell asleep after 15 minutes. It had been a long day, I’m sorry. But...I don’t get it, Tim Curry? What the hell happened?

Well...whatever. I guess we’re going to take care of this ONCE AND FOR ALL. Now, who directed this movie?

Oh shit, REALLY? RIDLEY SCOTT! Kick-ass, he did Alien, and this - 

And then this - 

OOH, and this!

Oh, and we can’t forget this!

And also this!

And...and this...

...And this...

Oh. Fuck, and this.

...

OH GOD STOP I FORGOT ABOUT 1492

...OK, this could either be a very good movie, or a very VERY bad one. I mean...it’s got Tim Curry in it, so it can’t be that bad? And hey, Scott was on a hotstreak at the time, right? What could go wrong? Let’s do this!

SPOILERS AHEADOH FUCK IS THAT TOM CRUISE

Recap (1/2)

...Ahem. Um. OK. Maybe I imagined that image, or it’s from a different movie. Cool. Let’s keep going, nothing to see here.

The opening text scroll tells us that once, long ago, before time was even a concept, the world was shrouded in darkness. But Darkness hid from the light, which brought to the world laughter, love, and...unicorns. Yeah, really. Unicorns harbor the Light in their souls, as the most mytsical of all creatures. They’re safe from Darkness, and can only be found by a pure-hearted mortal, like Jack, a denizen of the forest. He is loved by Lily, and both believe only in goodness. But not for long, as a struggle for the balance between Darkness and Light is about to commence, and in that struggle will be born...Legend (1985), dir. Ridley Scott.

As the opening credits roll and confirm that Tom Cruise is in fact in this movie, I take a brief moment to vomit lightly.

At night, walking through the forest, there is a creature with some...bad-ass makeup and costume design GODDAMN. Like, yeah, that category’s already looking good. Anyway, the creature goes through the forest, and finds a den of fire and torture, all lorded over by a horned man, who speaks Mother Night, asking for her protection.

This is Darkness (Tim Curry), and...fuck me, holy shit, I GET it. Like, this dude began an entire movement and aethestic, and it makes a fuckton of sense. THis dude must have given birth to, like 10,000 goth children, goddamn. Anyway, he commands his goblin henchman Blix (Alice Playten) to find a unicorn and kill it, and to bring its horn back to him. Blix, the rhyming cretin, asks how to find them. And Darkness answers with the perfect lure: innocence.

That innocence is symbolized by Princess Lily (Mia Sara), a maiden cavorting happily about the wood, without a care in the goddamn world. She visits her friend Nell (Tina Martin), and briefly has a vision of winter in the cottage. Nell notes that it’s time for her to grow up a bit, but Lily’s only concerned with finding her sweetheart, Jack.

And Jack is...well, Jack o’ the Green (Tom Cruise) is a young man who lives in the forest, with his animal friends. An innocent himself, he’s basically Peter Pan, with Lily playing his Wendy. Except, well, they’re not THAT innocent, because they, like, IMMEDIATELY make out on the forest floor. Which has to be uncomfortable, real goddamn talk.

Jack teaches Lily to speak with the birds, then takes her to see something wonderful and rare. All the while, they’re being followed by Blix, who believes that their innocence will attract the mystical unicorns. And, uh, yeah, Blix is entirely correct about that, because here they come! And they’re making whale noises?

Apparently, as long as unicorns roam the Earth, evil can never harm the pure of heart. They express only love and laughter, and dark thoughts are unknown to them. Which Lily takes as an opportunity to go hang out with them, despite Jack’s urgings.

But the unicorns seem receptive to her, to Jack’s...frustration? He just kinda leaves her behind for some reason. And Blix takes the opportunity to hit one of the unicorns with a poison dart, causing them to be startled and storm off. Lily flees into the forest, and is immediately scolded by Jack, saying that what she did is forbidden by magic forest law. OK. She’s as confused about that as I am, but she still apologizes to him.

The two kiss, and Lily makes a promise to him and the universe, I guess, and says that whomever finds her ring will have the right to marry her. She throws it, and Jack IMMEDIATELY JUMPS OFF A CLIFF AFTER IT GODDAMN MY MAN! Lily screams hysterically after him for...some reason?

However, this isn’t great timing, because Blix and the goblins have caught up to the poisoned unicorn, and they cut off its horn, immediately plunging the forest into a fierce winter, similar to what Lily saw in her vision. Jack, in the river looking for the ring, is trapped underwater, beneath ice. By the time he breaks out, Lily’s already run away, to Nell’s place. Nell is frozen solid for some reason, and the goblins are also coming off after Lily for...some reason.

Lily hides, as Blix and his two companions Pox (Peter O’Farrell) and Blunder (Kiran Shah) exposit the whole thing so that Lily’s caught up on her fault in all of this, and once they leave, she promises to make it right. No idea how she’s gonna do that, but sure.

Jack, meanwhile has collapsed in the woods and snow. He’s woken up by a spirit of the forest named Honeythorn Gump (David Bennent), who is...interesting. He asks Jack what in the FUCK happened, and Jack admits that Lily, a mortal, touched a unicorn, which is apparently the ultimate no-no. Gump’s pissed, but the ACTUAL SECOND that Jack says that it was for love, Gump’s just...totally cool with it? They have a drink with Brown Tom (Cork Hubbert), and agree to help him find Lily...like, immediately.

They quickly find the dead unicorn, and yeah, the unicorn is FUCKING DEAD after losing its horn, and its mate shows up to mourn. Jack and Gump mourn with the magical creature, which looks REALLY BIG for a horse, Jesus. She stays with her fallen mate, and Jack goes back to the group, delivering the news that they’re cursed? No idea where that came from. 

To lift the curse and get the horn back, they must find a champion bold in heart and spirit. Gump IMMEDIATELY nominates Jack, and takes him to some cave where he can find weapons and armor. He’s guided by Oona (Annabelle Lanyon), a fairy who is LITERALLY NAVI FROM ZELDA, I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH

Oona reveals her true form to him secretly, then notes that she could be anything he wants her to be, even his heart’s desire. COMIN’ ON A LITTLE STRONG THERE OONA. Anyway, in the vault of golden weapons and armor and...gold, Jack grabs a sword.

Meanwhile, Lily follows Blix and his group, where Blix uses the magic of the Unicorn Horn (or the Alicorn) to demonstrate his newly found prowess. But as he’s claiming to take over Darkness’ kingdom. Just then, Darkness shows up and claims the Horn for himself, and kills Blunder when he talks back. Darkness asks whether or not the Unicorns are both dead, and reveals that his power will not be complete until the female Unicorn is also dead.

Lily runs off and makes her way back to the Unicorn and Brown Tom, and warns them of the Goblin’s approach to kill the Mare. Brown Tom, who I think is either a leprechaun or a brownie, fends the Goblins off, while Lily and the Mare...DON’T RUN? FUCKING RUN YOU ASSHOLES!

Tom gets shot by an arrow...in the hat. He immediately falls dead, despite being totally fine, the dick. And Lily and the mare are captured, BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T FUCKING RUN WHEN THEY SHOULD’VE. Jack, Gump, and the leprechaun/gnome/brownie/halfling Screwball (Billy Barty) come to “rescue” him. He tells them that Lily’s alive, and Gump takes Jack to the Great Tree for the next step, accompanied by Screwball and Tom. There, they find...

WOW. THAT SHIT IS COOL. This is Meg Mucklebone *Robert Picardo), and this thing is absolutely my favorite thing in the movie so far...AND THEN JACK KILLS HER IMMEDIATELY. JAAAAAAACK, WHAT THE HELL, she was really cool. Goddamn it.

The group gets to the great tree, then falls into an underground prison, where Blunder is also held. The group is NOT where they want to be, right in Darkness’ lair. Nice job, Gump. In the prison, the guys, now joined by fellow brownie/dwarf/gnome thing Blunder, hide from one of Darkness’ men, as he takes Blunder away to the torture table.

Stuck in the cell, Jack suggests that Oona go and get the keys. However, her ability to transform into a humanoid form was a secret between her and Jack, and she’s upset by him revealing it. Gump’s also upset by the secret in and of itself, but she defends that her secrets are hers to keep. You tell him, Oona!

She then says that she’ll only do what Jack wants if he kisses her, GODDAMN IT OONA. NOW IS NOT THE TIE TO GO ALL TINKERBELL IN HOOK! He gives her a little peck, but she transforms into Lily to make him give her a real kiss, dear lord that is CREEPY, OONA! Jack almost kisses her, but refuses at the last second. He notes that human hearts can’t be won over that way, which greatly upsets Oona. Still, she ends up getting the keys for them regardless, and sets them free.

And at this point, we are halfway through, so FUCK IT. PART TWO! See you there.

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note: so hello!! i'm officially back at writing after a six-month long hiatus, special thanks to my friend who supported me and now i finally over came my writer's block!! also, thanks to that spongebob episode that inspired me to write this!! and also, i can't insert the keep reading button, it doesn't work )):

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synopsis: You were part of the university’s theatre club since freshman, you used to act and perform on stage until he came, you were on your mid semester during your second year in college. You suddenly turned down all the roles offered to you and chose to work as part of the scriptwriting and stage directing team. You thought no one would notice, but boy, you’re mistaken. Now that the other lead is sick, who will act in her stead? And one more thing, you don’t hate him, do you?

Ever since Beomgyu joined the theatre club, you stopped participating on acting. You always get chosen for the lead roles and you often refused, opted for supportive roles instead. There was only one time that you only agreed to do the lead role because the play was focused on mystery more than romance. The play was very successful and you are glad you didn't have to do those overly romantic and intimate scenes. But now that he's in the same club, you started to reject all the acting roles.

You were there on his audition as part of the judges and you saw his potential and talent. All your co-judges were convinced that he will be a great lead for acting. Not only he has stunning looks but he delivers the lines well and he has great facial expressions; in short he became the star of the theatre club.

Meanwhile, you shifted to be a part of the backstage. You worked in the scriptwriting and stage directing. It's not like you hated him, but you wanted to avoid being his lead. You were afraid that you might end up being paired up with him, now that you agreed to be a lead role even if it was only for one time. The president of the club told you that she wouldn't let you refuse the lead roles anymore. The theatre club became more popular because of you and the president wanted to return your help by giving the roles that will suit you perfectly- being the lead.

Let's just say that Beomgyu caught your attention since your freshman year. He wasn't very popular that time but you always noticed him. He always stood out in your eye and maybe, earned a tiny bit of crush on him. You were afraid to make mistakes while acting on rehearsals and on stage just because you were nervous having him around.

Not until this time.

You are all gathered in the backstage to prepare for the play that is set on the next few hours. The final rehearsal took place last night so that everyone wouldn't have the need to carry all the props, costumes and make-up again today. You had finished checking if there is missing on the belongings of the club that were left at the backstage last night.

Everyone is busy setting up. You were helping the props men to carry and set up the props on the stage. You returned to the backstage to see a commotion. The crews are panicking while the actors and actresses look confused.

"What is this commotion all about?" You asked in a loud voice enough for everyone to hear. Everyone turned their heads to your direction, even Beomgyu, but you were quick to avert your gaze.

"We have a problem! The lead actress caught a fever due to exhaustion and she won't be able to make it today!" The president told you with phone in her hands and visibly shaking, "What are we going to do now? Our play is within an hour and a half! We don't have enough time, we are-" You rushed to her side gave her shoulders a rub that helped tense body relax. "Jia, please calm down. We'll see what we can do." You mumbled softly while rubbing her back slowly and turned your head to the others, "And please, everyone, get back to preparing. We'll take care of this." Everyone went back to their own businesses as if nothing happened. While you and the other directors dragged the president towards the backdoor.

"We have to find a substitute to Wendy." The vice president spoke in as-a-matter-of-fact manner.

"We need someone who can act and sing," the Artistic Director calmly stated, "And someone who can memorize the lines easily." You can feel the tension between the four of you as your chest started to rise and fall. Your breathing started to get heavier each second that passes.

"What are we going to do now?"

"But what if we get someone who is already familiar with the lines, someone who actually knows the dialogues of that character..." You all looked towards the president. Your eyebrows knitted in confusion. "What do you mean by that?" You asked.

"Oh, wait! I know someone!" You looked to your side and saw the Artistic Director filled with excitement, she looked as if she just won a billion-dollar question.

"I know someone too," the president trailed her eyes on you, "Do you know someone who might be able to substitute Wendy?" You tilt your head to the side, eyebrows still knitted and confusion visible on your face.

"Uhh, I don't?" Your eyes searched for answer in their faces and they seem to have one.

"It's you." The president spoke, "You know the lines since you were in the scriptwriting team."

"But we don't have time to rehearse!" Your breath hitched as you spoke,"I can't-" Yeonjun, the vice president, interrupted your sentence, "You DON'T need to rehearse, it's you who wrote that character's lines. You should know the feelings and how to convey it properly."

"I am afraid I might make mistakes!"

"You used to act in front of the whole school, you were even the lead on the play that made our club more popular and loved. It's not like the audience would notice that, right? It will only get noticed by the audience if you let them." The Artistic Director argued, "We know you can pull that off."

The president stepped in front of you and held your hands, "Please, you are our only hope..."

You bit your lip, having no choice, "Fine. Just let me scan the script before the play starts."

"Thank you so much!" She hugged you and tears started to pool in her eyes, "I'm so glad you agreed." She wiped her tears as she spoke, "Let's get back to work, shall we?" And you all nod.

You head back to the backstage and saw the actors busy rehearsing their lines, without actions. The backstage is noisy but they all noticed that the four of you are now walking back towards the backstage.

"What happened?" One of the stage crew asked as soon as you reached the messy room.

"Well good news! We already found someone to replace our lead." The producer, also the president, happily made the announcement. "But we don't have time to do a dry run!"

"We don't have to do a dry run." Yeonjun answered.

"What?!" Everyone is shocked by the Yeonjun's words. They all look confused as their eyes darted towards the four of you and silence filled the room.

"Who is going to replace Wendy then?" Beomgyu asked quietly out of nowhere, his deep voice echoing loudly in silence and he added, "Is there someone who can memorize all the lines within an hour? And the play will run for almost three hours."

"Beomgyu is right. The play is quite long and so is the script." One of the actors supported.

"There is someone who knows the script and had it memorized." The Artistic Director answered, emphasizing on the words someone and knows, "All we need to do is to try fitting the costume."

"Who is it then?" Beomgyu asked.

"It is..." The president trailed off, and the three directors pointed at you. Beomgyu's eyes widen and everyone landed their gaze on you. Their stares instantly made you nervous and gave you goosebumps.

"May I ask why?" One of the actresses spoke.

"Well, she is the one who wrote that character's lines. She had it memorized. So we don't have to worry about that."

"But like Jay said, we don't have time to dry run."

"Of course, she knows how to convey the lines, she wrote the script; She used to be one of our actresses before, right? Of course she can act." Tension filled the air as everyone looked skeptical about having no dry run with the new lead.

"Please, trust Y/N and our decision."

"Okay, then let's start the fitting now." One of the members of the costume design team went over to you. Eventually, everyone went back to minding their own businesses.

"Please follow me." She smiled at you before picking up the costumes on the clothes rack and followed her. She ushered you the fitting room for girls and quietly closed the door behind you. She scanned you from head to toe, as if a robot memorizing your physique in an instant. "So, as I took a look on your figure, yours and Wendy's size don't seem to be that different from each other, however, you still must try fitting these clothes to see if we need adjustments."

"Oh, alright."

You finished fitting all the clothes and exited the room. Yena dragged you to the make up table and asked you to sit down, "Since we don't need to make adjustments, I will apply make up on you now. The costumes fit you perfectly so we don't need to worry about that." You nod and she started doing your make up. She applied the cosmetics carefully on your face. She took pauses between and squinted her eyes, checking if she put too much. Soon, she started doing your hair too. After a while, "You're all set now! Let's get you changed into your costume."

On the other side, Beomgyu can't help but to feel nervous and excited at the same time. Finally, his dream is slowly becoming true. He wanted to be your lead actor that is why he auditioned for the theatre club. Every time he watched the theatre club's plays every year, he can't help but to notice how stunning your performance were, even if they were supporting roles only. Until one time, when you played the lead role, he watched you in complete awe. You definitely stood out during the play; you were so beautiful, mystifying and alluring. You played the character very well, as if you were born to be on the stage. He was very jealous of the male lead, wishing it was him instead. That made him determined to join the club.

This experience for him is very nerve-wracking, not only because the play is different from the usual but also because his long-time crush, since freshman year is finally his lead. He can feel the blood rushing to his cheek due to excitement. He borrowed a mirror to one of the crews and checked his face. They didn't apply too much make up on him since his face is naturally glowing, and from the mirror, he can see that his face is flushed and his ears are as red as cherries.

"Beomgyu, are you okay? You seem bothered..." Soobin, one of the supporting characters, and the one who used to be your male lead, asked him.

"I'm fine, it's just that I'm so nervous..." Beomgyu spoke quietly, afraid that someone might hear him. He looked around to see if anyone is paying attention to them. But Beomgyu looking at your direction for several seconds longer didn't go unnoticed by Soobin.

"Ah, I see. I know you can pull it off, especially that Y/N is your lead." Soobin teased, he enjoyed how the younger reacted. He smiled as he saw how Beomgyu's eyes widen. "So that's why."

"Please don't tell anyone-" "that you're nervous because of Y/N?" "Yeah- no! That I'm nervous, you know, I'm not usually like this, the play is just so different from the previous ones. And this is just my second time being the lead, I am used to being the supportive role." Beomgyu started rambling which made Soobin laugh. "Why are you laughing?!"

"You look so funny. I promise, I won't tell anyone..." Soobin raised his right hand beside him and looked like he is taking an oath while Beomgyu relaxed a bit, "that you like Y/N." Soobin trailed off before laughing and Beomgyu threw him a dirty look, "I didn't say anything, how can you jump into conclusions like that?" Soobin just shrugged and patted the younger's shoulder before walking away towards the producer. A heavy sigh escaped Beomgyu's lips as he took another glance at your direction. You looked so gorgeous even with your hair just halfway done. He looked down and shook his head. There's no way he wouldn't get nervous.

"Thirty minutes left!" The producer announced startling everyone with her loud voice. Thirty minutes seem to pass quickly and soon the play started.

The show is now nearing its end and your last scene is next. You are on the backstage walking in circles until you are stopped by Yeonjun. "Why are you so nervous?" You turned to look at him in the eye, "It's been a while since I last performed on stage. I'm nervous that I might make a mistake at the end."

Yeonjun took your hand and rubbed circles on the back of your palm. "Come on, I know you can do it."

You smiled at him, "And oh, Y/N, are you ready for the kissing scene?" "Yes, of course- what? Kissing scene!?" To say that you became more nervous is an understatement, your hands are literally shaking against Yeonjun's and your face is all red. "Yeonjun, I don't know how to kiss!" "What?!"

"What is the problem here? Why are you two shouting?" The president stepped closer to the both of you. "We are NOT shouting; we are simply shocked." Yeonjun rolled his eyes.

"Y/N doesn't know how to kiss!" Jia laughed, "and what is the problem with that? Beomgyu can lead!"

"No! Beomgyu and Wendy did not rehearse the kissing scene because they were too nervous during rehearsal. Plus, I think they don't look good together so it's fine that they did not do it." Jia elbowed Yeonjun's side, "What are you talking about? I didn't ask for your opinion on Wendy and Beomgyu!"

"Sweet cupcakes, what do I do now? It's the next scene!" You are shaking, you do not want to mess up, especially at the end of the play, and also not with a scene with Beomgyu.

"Y/N, please standby. You'll be on stage in five." The crew behind the curtain reminded you.

"Y/N, I have an idea." Yeonjun blurted out, a grin creeping up on his face. "What now?"

"Practice it with me!" Yeonjun winked at you shamelessly, raising his brows to tease you more. "What the hell?" Jia exclaimed, "that's disgusting, Yeonjun. Go kiss Soobin instead!" You sighed, not knowing what to do.

"Y/N! It's your turn now." You nervously looked at Yeonjun and Jia and wore your mask before heading to the stage.

"We wish you luck Y/N..."

"Mademoiselle, you came." Beomgyu, who is sitting on the bench on a garden, looked at your direction. He stood up and took slow but big strides towards you. He offered his hand to you and you gladly took it.

"If it wasn't for the prince." You smiled at him, "So what is it that you want to tell me privately, my Prince?"

"I have something for you, Mademoiselle." He put his hand inside his pocket and pulled out a ring, "This is for you, Milady... If you'll let me?" You nod and he raised you hand, putting the ring on it. The ring perfectly fits your finger. He knelt to the ground and kissed the back of your hand. You stared at each other's eyes, full of emotions that you weren't able to tell to each other. He stood up and took his mask off; you can't help but to stare at how gorgeous he looks after he removed the mask that hid his beautiful features. Beomgyu leaned closer to your ear, "Now, Mademoiselle, will you please close your eyes?"

You closed your eyes and felt his hand remove the mask that covers your face. This isn't part of the script! You thought to yourself. The only thing you can hear is your heart beating loudly inside your chest. You became more nervous each second that passes and you felt his breath fanning near your lips. You feel his hand snake around your waist, pulling you closer and a pair of soft lips touched yours. Your eyes shot open as a reflex and you saw Beomgyu with his eyes closed. You were quick to act and closed you eyes, bringing your right hand on his chest and your left on his nape. This is not part of the script either. You felt his lips moving and you tried your best to reciprocate the kiss. Never did once it crossed your mind that your first kiss will be like this.

You pulled away just as your eyes fluttered open and stared at Beomgyu's pretty eyes. You were blushing furiously, you can feel it, and everyone can see it- so does Beomgyu. You can see that his ears are red and his cheeks are tinted with pink. You both smiled to each other and you thought to yourself, is this still part of the script?

Beomgyu is having the time of his life. Sure, he is nervous but as soon as he saw you walking back to the stage, he immediately gained confidence. He knows he will not embarrass himself in front of you. He feels like his heart is going to jump out of his chest, he is too happy. Not only he get to be your male lead, but he also get to hold your hand, dance with you and even kiss you.

All of a sudden, a sweet orchestral music started playing quietly, as if it were from a ballroom hall near the setting. Beomgyu knelt to the ground looking like a real prince, offering his hand to you, "My lady, may I have this dance?"

"Of course, my Prince." You took his hand and he stood up, pulling you closer towards his body. He wrapped his arm around your waist and his other hand holding yours. You put your free hand on his shoulder and you started dancing. Fortunately, you were thought waltz as part of joining the club. It is necessary for the actors to know the basics of singing and dancing, especially ballroom.

Beomgyu and you danced, oblivious of the audience, as if you were the only ones in the auditorium. You danced and twirled around the stage forgetting that you were still onstage, you looked at each other with adoration and love; which are the two things you can't say to each other. Everyone went off-script as they realized that you are lost in each other's eyes and there is no way the play is going to finish by itself. The president started to narrate and the technical team lowered the volume of the music. You heard Jia's voice and you realized that you and Beomgyu were dancing for too long. You are both quick to pick up what is happening and continued to dance for a little while before stopping on the middle of the stage, still holding each other, exactly just as Jia finished narrating.

Beomgyu smiled at you, his eyes twinkling with happiness, "The moon is beautiful, isn't it?"

You are baffled, to say at least. You are literally grinning from ear to ear. "I can die happy."

You heard the audience cheer and applaud. The lights on the stage turned off and everyone gathered for the curtain call.

After the play, you and Beomgyu couldn't even look at each other and kept distance. You can't believe that you just confessed on stage, and everyone in the club knows that it is not part of the script. They cooed as soon as you entered backstage. They all gave you knowing looks; you were annoyed and embarrassed at the same time, especially Yeonjun, he kept on teasing you. The officers asked for a group photo with the different teams, the actors and the last few photos including all the members of the theatre club. The professors entered the backstage to congratulate everyone for the successful play.

The play is far the most successful one and for the theatre club's record, you beat the most successful play, which was the first ever play that you participated as the lead role. It started trending on the university's page within minutes just after the performance.

"Hey Y/N, don't think I am just teasing you because of the play and how you went off-script. Did you know that because of you two, we all went off-script too! Also, don't think that I didn't know your crush on Beomgyu. You literally avoided him everytime, I just don't know why everyone doesn't notice it. Since Beomgyu joined the club, you started working backstage which is very sudden." Yeonjun flashed you a smirk. You heave a heavy sigh, defeated, "Yeah, you're right. I like Beomgyu that's why." You admitted, there's no way Yeonjun would let you live either.

"Yes! I knew it!" Yeonjun laughed loudly attracting everyone's attention. You smacked his arm lightly, telling him to stop.

From the other side of the room, Beomgyu has been staring at you two, he is annoyed at himself, for not being able to bring himself to talk to you. You looked at his direction causing you both to blush and quickly averted your gaze at the same time. Yeonjun noticed it and smiled to himself.

"Y/N and Beomgyu sitting on the tree-" Yeonjun started to sing in a childlike voice which annoyed you and made you blush even more. You covered his mouth with your hand and apologized, "Ah, please forgive this annoying old man. Please don't pay attention to him, he doesn't know what he's saying."

You gave the guy beside you a glare. "By the way, we have an after-party tonight at 10! See you everyone!" Everyone cheered on Jia's announcement. She shoot a wink at your direction and you are thankful for Jia's save. You all continued packing up and returned the things to the theatre club room.

The after party is held on Jia's house, just like the usual. Jia's house is big enough to handle a big club like yours. Everyone is having a blast while you, still cannot get over on what you did at the end of the play, is sitting alone at the kitchen eating your pizza. You sighed and shook your head recalling your confession. You were so absorbed in yourself that you didn't notice the footsteps coming from the living room.

"Y/N?" A gentle voice came from behind you. You looked to see who it was and immediately regret your decision. "Oh, Beomgyu. Hi." You started fidgeting and you became uneasy, there is no way you can look at his face after what happened. "I wanted to talk to you..." His voice is shaky and almost inaudible, you can feel that he is nervous. "About what?" You finally locked your eyes with him. "About the thing I said earlier."

Beomgyu is nervous, his hand is shaking and he tries to hide it from you. Silence fall upon as he mustered up all the courage and spoke confidently, "I mean it and I like you."

"Oh, uhm, I was actually- I like you too." You mumbled quietly but enough for him to hear. After hearing those, his confidence became overflowing and he feels proud of himself, taking steps to close the distance between the two of you, "I figured out you do too, based on your response at the end of the play."

"Well, uhm, I-" You stuttered and couldn't bring yourself to create a sentence, Beomgyu thought you looked cute in a flustered state. "I'm sorry, it's just I didn't know how I'm going to face you after the kiss..." You spoke, words getting softer and softer each time. "Oh, was it your first time?" Beomgyu had a smug look on his face as he put emphasis on ‘first time’, "Uhm, yeah..."

"Don't worry, it's mine too." He grinned at you, he looked so adorable and handsome especially up close.

"I have one more thing to ask you."

"Go ahead."

"Will you be my star?"

[nautiscarader]

Kinkmas day 6 - Stuffed

Anonymous 25 days ago

do wendip stuffed 

Now, now, anon, learn your manners. You have to say “please” first.

(Ao3)

Also, if you enjoyed my work, here's Ko-fi link if you'd be so kind ❤️ .

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- Now that's a Christmas present any girl would want...

Wendy tried to stifle her excitement, mixed with astonishment and sheer, unbridled, childish joy, even though there was nothing kid-friendly about her fantasies. She simply watched as Dipper joined his two doubles, all wearing elf costumes and frisky, knowing smiles. She most certainly didn't expect that to be her present when she awoke on boxing day, but played along, more than happy to see what will happen next. Wendy lifted her leg slightly, giving them a peek underneath her robe, and watched as their eyes and heads move in synchronisation, indicating they were perfect copies.

- I suppose that's what you've been building with Ford for the last month or so? Fixing the cloning photocopier?

All three nodded.

- Well then, as I've said, this is perfect. - she stood up and walked towards them, feeling their stares on her skin - One of you will do the cooking, the other one the dishes, and the OG one... - she lifted her finger and scratched the right-most Dipper - ...the laundry.

Her three husbands chuckled and in unison surrounded her. Two gently took her hands and kissed her, and then joined their arms as a portable chair, gently lifting her up to carry her.

- Although, now I think about - Wendy added, as the three lead her to their bedroom - Some of my ideas involve a lot of... fluids, and I think you guys weren't as compatible with those... - No worries. We're laminated. - the left clone replied - Oh. - Wendy let out a small hiccup, as she travelled up the stairs. - That... that solves that problem.

Though she was treated like a queen before, once the three reached their bed, she was promptly dethroned, and falling onto the delicate sheets, she found herself surrounded by her towering husbands. Three pairs of hazelnut eyes stared at her with love, hunger and a complex plan they have obviously been thinking for days. And something told Wendy that this time, they will stick to it.  

- Well, then, let's see if you boys got enough... ink in you.

Wendy jumped slightly in the air when three bodies joined her on the mattress, peppering every inch of her exposed skin with kisses, while simultaneously conquering more territory by slowly undoing her undergarments, though as usual with Wendy, they didn't have to do much. Wendy let out a prolonged, deep moan, when two pairs of lips moved up her arm to get rid of her nightgown and reveal her breasts, while third Dipper ventured between her legs, caressing her thighs with slow, meticulous kisses, until he reached her festive panties decorated with Christmas trees, in an almost prophetic manner.

The two Dippers on each side of Wendy helped him by gripping her legs and spreading them, restraining Wendy just enough so she could feel she is under their control, while they continued fanning the flame that has been burning in her loins.

the first lick against her wet folds caused her to shudder, but with three men holding her she was on their mercy, and in turn, they delivered more sensations. With her gown gone, they could concentrate on her breasts, finally not having to argue which one to start with. Two Dipper ensured that every single freckle on her skin was kissed and licked, until they moved to her nipples, listening to her moans and soft cries.

They knew that Wendy, the fierce lumberjane would love nothing more than jump straight into the passion that the image of her three husbands promised, but they were also well aware that heating her up to the boiling point would yield far better results. Two hands travelled to her buttocks and waist, caressing her posterior, while two others helped the Dipper trapped between her legs. In synchronised motion, they slid their fingers to her folds, causing another tremble of her hips, when they spread her lower lips, giving the original Dipper free reign with his tongue and his own fingers.

Throwing all pretence aside, Wendy let out a low moan when that happened. Her body, suspended between the three Dippers tried arching with each erratic breath, while her husbands caressed every possible erogenous zone they have discovered over the years. When they reached a small patch of skin underneath her breasts, especially susceptible to tickling, Wendy yelped, but that didn't stop them.

Meanwhile, Dipper licked the droplets of heat that Wendy has been producing, in turn causing her sex to become even damper. With his fingers, he could feel delicate trembling of her muscles, knowing they were on good path to her orgasm. Her short, quickened breaths started to contain mangled bits of Dipper's name, until finally, she threw her head back, and thrashed in place, letting Dippers absorb the raw, sexual energy she released when she came.

One by one, she thanked her lovers, kissing them, wondering if she would be able to tell which one is which. But unlike last time, the copies seemed to be far better, and for the first time she was overwhelmed and slightly dizzy from the sensations.

- Would you excuse me for a moment, boys? - Wendy spoke in ragged breath, trying to act poise - I need a moment... Especially if you guys want to do what I hope you want.

She cupped the face of Dipper behind her and pressed her naked bum against his erection, before she stood up and on somewhat wobbly legs went to the bathroom.

When she emerged from behind it a few minutes later, the elf costumes were gone, and she was presented with three copies of her naked husband, ready as ready they could be, waiting for her in a somewhat predictable positions. One Dipper laid on the bed, Another two knelt on the opposite ends, ready to mount all three of her holes.

- Let's make it more interesting.

Wendy spoke and jumped in between then, lading her head next to two phalluses, where they expected her ass would go. She eagerly gripped the two cocks and gave them each a lick, before addressing the Dipper underneath her.

- Come on, you've got some licking to do too.

Wendy closed her eyes and let the musky scent of her husband's cock fill her nostrils, as she closed her lips around one of the cocks, sliding her hand up and down the second one. Soon, it wasn't just her tongue and lips that caressed the delicate twitching tip, but also her voice, resonating with the actions of the two Dippers closer to her posterior.

Just like she commanded, Dipper underneath her dipped his nose in her sex, concentrating his actions on her clit, licking, suckling, and gently massaging it, while the one kneeling behind her opted to double the experience by filling her sex. Wendy moaned when her mind suffered a minor conflict of stimuli by feeling Dipper's cock and mouth at the same time. And with each combined lick and thrust, she moaned more, spreading her vibrations through the two cocks she has been taking care of.

She bobbed her head around the dick of Dipper lying underneath her, while she let the one kneeling in front of her use her face when she switched, making sure that each got equal amount of time. Though she has never thought of herself as proficient at oral sex, Dippers around her seemed to disagree, letting moan after moan with each second spent in her mouth. From time to time she looked up at the Dipper she was blowing and saw the pure bliss in his eyes and on his face, and in turn he could see something very familiar on hers.

After all, the two Dippers underneath and behind her were not idle. With each second, they worked tirelessly to bring her to her climax, combining brute strength of thrusts and delicate brushes against her clit. Dipper underneath Wendy could probably know the best how close she was to her climax, not just by copious amount of juices trickling from her pussy, but also her muscular abs and thighs twitching more and more frequently underneath their work.

But Wendy wasn't the first to come. Her eyes bulged when one of the Dipper she was sucking off blew his load in her mouth, filling her senses with strong, aggressive smell and salty taste that soon doubled when the second one did the same, this time covering much of her face. Only when the Dipper behind her grabbed her ass and hilted himself inside her a bit deeper, Wendy lost her control, and spilling some of Dippers' seed, she let out a powerful roar, flooding Dipper's face with her juices... and from the coughing sounds from underneath her, also some of the seed of his double.

With a loud sigh, Wendy rolled to her back, twitching and gasping for air, while her three lovers recovered from their climaxes. One of them handed her a towel, with which she cleaned up the rest of Dipper's seed clinging to her face, and eyed her three husbands.

- I still beat some of you. - she smiled - Pun very much intended

Despite her recent climax, she got onto her knees and stretched her arm to her ass, giving her lovers a full view of her creampied pussy, as well as pristine asshole.

- Okay, now take me they way you wanted to.

Before she knew it, her lovers were at it again. And this time, Wendy knew she will have harder time outrunning her boys, as two cocks lined up between her buttocks, while two strong hands pressed at the back of her head. And unlike their last time, this one was perfectly coordinated. Though she thought she has exhausted them, they were ready again, and at the same moment filled all three of her holes in a eerily synchronised motion. Wendy shuddered when she felt something cold on her asshole, and when it was stretched, while another cock spread her sex just a few inches next to it, using cum that rested in her as lube.

And finally, there was the cock diving into her mouth, far deeper than the previous one, and with more determination. Dipper was usually restrained when it came to love-making, and seeing the fire in his eyes as he drove himself into her was a refreshing and oddly exhilarating emotion.

With each triple thrust, Wendy's mind was slowly going blank, as every sense of her was filled with Dipper's smell, taste and touch. Six hands not only kept her in place, restraining her, but also strengthened the experience, caressing her thighs, ass and breasts, while boys worked her body, either slamming into her, or slamming her onto them. Though she loved Dipper's slow and meticulous foreplay, she was in need for raw treatment, and it would seem that the presence of his two copies finally awoken something in her husband.

Feeling the blanket underneath her won't do much to contain her passion, Wendy grabbed the as of Dipper in front of her, allowing his cock to reach even further into her throat. The strength of her grip gave it away how close she was to her edge, and how much was she enjoying the triple penetration, even if she couldn't verbalise her thoughts aside from grunts and moans that reverberated around the front-most Dipper's cock.

- You like that, Corduroy, don't you?

hearing Dipper's oddly assertive voice, Wendy looked up at her lover, only to hear the rest of the sentence from underneath her.

- To... to get...wrecked by... us... - You...you like to be on top, but-but you truly love when we pound you to-to the ground, don't you? - Ploughing your ass... - And pussy... - And using your mouth...

Wendy listened to Dippers' voice vocalising her thoughts and fantasies, and she only had one word to reply that rumbled around Dipper's cock, as he eyes slowly rolled to the back of her head. She proclaimed her defeat and love for her husbands, while her legs quivered and her body arched, only to be brought back between the relentless gears of the love machine. Wendy cried and moaned, as Dippers pounded her holes, and just when she thought her pleasure would cease, her lovers came in unison.

Her eyes widened and she took much needed breath through her nose a split of second before first jet of salty seed erupted in her mouth, this time going straight to her belly. And then her rear was set on fire when two streams of warmth were pumped into her ass and sex, with more of Dipper's baby batter coming in several short bursts that reignited the heat between her legs.

Wendy whimpered with each ounce of cum spilled inside her that painted her insides white and properly claimed her as Dippers', and when her husbands finally dismounted her, a last, high note of her wail filled the room before Wendy collapsed on top of one of her husbands, into his welcoming arms.

For the longest time, all she could hear were quickened ragged gasps, until she felt warm, damp towel around her posterior, together with two pairs of lips, kissing her reddened skin where Dippers claimed a bit too much of her.

- Are you okay, Wendy? - Mhmshyeeshess... - she babbled, gulping some lost strand of cum, in vain effort to get rid of his taste that would linger in there for hours.

But despite that, she kissed her husbands, one after another, as they gathered around her to worship her body and soothe her tired, still twitching body. Her mind was still filled with bliss, but now she was recognising words coming from mile away, as her dream slowly faded away.

- ...so I hope, I mean we hope, that you liked that-that talk, right? Cos we wrote down what are we gonna talk to you and... - Of course you did. - Wendy muttered and kissed one of the Dippers - I love how you have to plan the improvisation too.

She purred and cuddled between two Dippers, feeling the third one's hands caressing her to sleep.

- By the way, how long are you guys gonna stay? - Wendy suddenly opened eyes and asked her lovers - Because since water no longer dissolves you... - Oh, once you empty us, we're just gonna disappear - One of the Dippers explained - Yeah, you accidentally guessed right with the "ink" joke. Once you, uh, dry us out, we're gonna poof away.

And one of the Dippers lifted his limp cock, revealing what Wendy thought was a tattoo at first, until she realised how painful would that be. And she nearly choked on her own spit, when she saw the cum level indicator on each of Dipper's balls, showing around three-fourths full.

- So, we're gonna stay here for a while, until you are ready again. - one of them whispered into her ear and kissed her - And in the meantime...

The three Dippers exchanged awkward looks.

- Yeah, I'm gonna make breakfast. - And I'll change the sheets, if you could move aside...

[albertserra]

well. a man for all seasons definitely delivered on the performances especially from wendy hiller........ gorgeous set and costume design..... not much else to say about it

[taiblogcomics]

Mon-test of Champions

Hey there, fabric faces. Well, it's quite nearly Halloween. As such, I see no reason to spoil the nice holiday with a Red Hood comic. Instead, let's follow what's become something of a tradition for this blog the last couple years. Alas, due to pandemic, I did not return to that used bookstore and pick up more Bailey School Kids like I promised last year. But I do have another excellent treat for you. While this particular book wasn't a major part of my childhood, its author was: Bruce Coville.

I don't think this guy ever wrote a stinker of a book. Maybe some of the Space Brat series, but I think they were directed at a younger audience. But others were really good. The My Teacher is an Alien books were about humanity's place in the universe and their worth as a species. The Aliens Ate My Homework series was ultimately about the importance of being kind. The Magic Shop books were always about self-improvement. The point is, they were great books. I highly encourage you to pick up a few if you've never read any of his work. Now, as for the one we're covering today, it's not really as deep as his other works. But it does suit the season, and that's what's important~

Here's the cover, as photographed by me, because it's really hard to find a decent one on Google:

Oh boy, you can really tell by their jeans and high-tops that this is the '80s. Not to mention the audience's haircuts. And indeed, this book was published in 1989. It's actually one of his earlier books. Anyway, the Count here has something to declare, Frankenstein is supportive, and the Mummy's just happy to be here. The Wolfman, however, is looking directly into the camera like a jerk. He's also brought his dinner onstage with him, which is pretty rude. Don't get me started on this tentacle monster, who does not actually appear in the book proper. And thank god for that~

So our protagonist today is Mike McGraw. His mom runs an advertising firm, and his stepdad is a science-fiction author. Mike, however, is your typical teen, bored during the summer. His stepdad suggests he get a job, and furthermore encourages the job to be at his mom's workplace. Mike's actually into it, but his mom needs to be talked into it, so Mike excuses himself to the basement to bring up more drinks. In the basement, Mike is suddenly attacked. But it's okay, it's just his best friend, the unlikely-named Kevver Smith. Mike and Kevver have been friends since early childhood, and even share the same birthday. Kevver's also one up on Mike on their prank war now. Oh boy, just wait until Youtube happens, guys.

The boys return from the basement, and Mom has decided to give the boys a shot at being the office gofers. Kevver is included mostly so Mike doesn't get bored. The book skips a bit to get to their first day, where they meet Wendy Moon, the firm's major artist. She's also extremely dramatic, posing on the floor with an "Art is Dead" sign affixed to her chest. See, their current client wants a very boring design, and Wendy objects because, like, why do you even hire a graphic designer if you're not going to take their suggestions? Also working at the firm is Pete, who is the muscle, I guess. The book is unclear on his actual duties. It's not important.

Anyway, time passes and the pair get used to their new job. Everything seems fine until it isn't. Ed the Plumber, the client Wendy was complaining about, has decided to cancel the contract. He's been talked into it by Myrna Smud, a local activist who runs BAM: Billboards Are Monstrous. Get this: she's not against them for, like, aesthetic reasons. If she thought billboards were an eyesore, I could at least understand that. No, it's because she thinks billboards are too creative. They overstimulate children's imaginations and lead to criminal behaviour. And yes, she's serious. So the firm's in a bad mood because a blank billboard is a drain on the company.

The boys' birthday is coming up, and when asked for present ideas, Mike only has one thought in his head: he wants that billboard. It's going unused now, so why not let him do a goof with it? As usual, Stepdad Jeff talks Mom into it. Taking inspiration from Ms. Smud's ranting, Mike and Kevver collaborate with Wendy to design them a monster billboard. After a long brainstorming session, they come up with something not unlike the cover, inviting people to "Enter the Monster of the Year Contest Today!" With the design created, they reproduce it onto panels, and Pete helps them put it up on display. This has been a good third of the book already, which might be even slower pace than some Goosebumps books~

Fortunately, things do start to kick off now. With the billboard up, people begin to wonder who set it up. They contact the firm, and since the boys aren't trying to keep it a secret, they cop to it immediately. This gets them an invite to be on the radio with their favourite early morning DJ, Skip Toomaloo. And as unlikely a name as that is, you could get away with thinking it's just a radio persona. But no, when they actually go on the show, turns out Skip has a daughter named Lulu. Let me repeat that for you: Lulu Toomaloo. Saddled with a name like this, is it any wonder little Lulu turned into kind of a complete brat, planning revenge on her father at every waking moment? Worse yet, she's also a walking fat joke, since her wrath can be bought off with food. It was still the '80s, and that's what we did with fat characters. Seriously, though, nearly all her lines are her announcing she's hungry. There's probably a reason why this isn't one of Bruce Coville's more beloved books~

Anyway, the real meat of the story starts shortly after they find a cloud of bats conspicuously hanging around the billboard. A day or two later, they start to receive telegrams from Transylvania. Someone's now actively sponsoring the contest, and another someone is coming to enter. After confirming that Transylvania is, in fact, a real place, they decide to humour whoever sent the telegram, just in case it turns out to be true. They head to the airport at the stated time, though the flight ends up delayed, coming in at midnight. How appropriate~

The man who comes to meet them is a little hunchbacked fellow in a labcoat, who introduces himself as Igor. He's a bit harried, and rushes them all off to the baggage claim as quickly as possible. It's a good thing, too, since the plane crew has just unloaded an enormous crate for him. Before they can move it, though, the crate begins to shake. Suddenly a huge green fist smashes through one surface, threatening to burst out of the crate entirely. Either Igor's got a monster in the box, or his illegal Hulk Hands smuggling job is going poorly. Igor springs ahead and uses a syringe of some kind on the open hole in the crate. You can tell this is the '80s, since he managed to get that on the plane with him. The crate calms down and allows itself to be transported out to their car.

They try taking Igor to a hotel (conspicuously named the Karloff Inn), but Igor throws a fit when they won't take his Transylvanian money. Dude, I know your flight got in late, but you should've visited the currency exchange. That's on you, man. Since the hotel won't take him, they agree to put him and his crate up at their house. Igor insists on taking the crate up to the guest room with him. Fortunately, he's strong enough to make it an easy task. They all go to bed, and when they get up, there's a seven-foot green-skinned fellow at the breakfast table. Sounds like a typical Wednesday to me~

So this green fellow. He's exactly who you think he is, but what to call him? Well, this one is named Sigmund, but the brain is from a fellow named Fred. So he's called Sigmund Fred. Mostly the book just calls him Siggie, so that's what this review will do as well. But I will never, ever, ever, ever make a song about the Siggie. DJ Skip drops by, and he lets Igor and Siggie on his radio show so they can rant about how they were treated at the hotel. So at this point they're still debating how much of this is real or a publicity stunt. Even Mike's not sure--at least, until the enormous bat turns up in his room that night.

The bat, of course, quickly turns into a tall, pale man in a neat tuxedo. He introduces himself as "The Count" (and it's always just "the Count"), and assures Mike that he's not here to drink his blood. No, he's looking for hospitality. While Mike goes to clear it with his parents, the Count's coffin is delivered to the house. This is one of the funniest jokes in the whole book, because Stepdad Jeff thinks that vampires are more believable than a delivery service that operates at 3 AM. They set the Count up with a partitioned space in the basement.

At breakfast, it turns out that Siggie/Igor and the Count have a bit of a rivalry. They begin to fight at the breakfast table, both leading up to arguments of whose movies were worse. It only gets interrupted when the doorbell rings and the Creture from the Yucky Lagoon is standing there. We'll just be calling him Goony. Goony's appearance is a bit too convincing for anyone to think it's a costume anymore. (He even confesses they used to put a fake zipper on him for his movies.) And shortly after Goony moves in, someone else comes to the door. He's a perfectly ordinary-looking man, except for his large unibrow. After a comment from Igor, Mike realises he must be a werewolf. Where wolf? Here wolf.

The Mummy shows up overnight and off-screen, and Quasimodo (or "the Quaz" as the book decides to nickname him) also joins them further in the day. Skip invites the group out to dinner at a semi-formal restaurant called Chez Stadium. I see what you did there, Bruce. Anyway, as the group makes a toast to Mike and Kevver for hosting and judging the contest, and that's when Mike suddenly realises he's in deep shit. He's got to pick one of these monsters to make happy--and make the rest of them very angry. Mike tries to steer the conversation to their movies instead. This turns out to be a very bad idea.

Goony is a very sensitive sort and begins crying when teased at how bad his movies are (it's sadly true, one of them was even on Mystery Science Theater). This starts a long discussion and argument. The argument quickly turns physical, with all of the monsters rough-housing and throwing food. And of course, Myrna Smud is also at the restaurant, and she gets a faceful of it. Eventually, the police come and break it up. By the next day, Myrna has changed her BAM! campaign from "Billboards Are Monstrous" to "Ban All Monsters". Wasn't that a Godzilla film?

Hey, speaking of Godzilla, the doorbell rings again and delivers another package to Mike. Inside this one is a miniature, fire-breathing Tyrannosaurus. This is Gadzinga, star of those Japanese monster movies. Everyone knows they use miniatures in those films, right? Gadzinga talks very roughly, but fortunately not anything I would mark as stereotypical or racist. More of a Joey Wheeler Brooklyn accent, really. Which is... weird, but not questionable. They also make mention of a masked phantom in this scene, which is I think the only time it's mentioned. Anyway, to bolster their reputation, they decide to put in some appearances at the local schools.

This goes about as well as you're expecting. Actually, most of it goes pretty good. The Mummy talks to the history classes, Goony sits in on biology, and so forth. But then suddenly, all hell breaks loose. One classroom has cornered Igor, and he's not even a participant in the contest. He's more like Siggie's manager. Nevertheless, the kids are gonzo for Igor, mobbing him like a rockstar and demanding he sign stuff. I dunno, as a kid, I'd've gone for the Count myself. They manage to extricate him from the action, but the news crew catches it on film, leading Myrna Smud to talk more about "corrupting the youth" and "overstimulating the imagination".

And yet, it's finally time for the day of the contest. And of course, on the way there, there's a minor riot by Myrna Smud and her BAM squad. Lulu Toomaloo (who has been a major secondary character throughout, just not interesting enough to mention) actually grabs a megaphone and begins her own counter-protest. Essentially you have two sides shouting "we love monsters" or "ban all monsters" at each other. Eventually it boils over, and only ends up resolved when Kevver whips out their finale show-stopper: a mechanical flag that pops up and plays "The Star-Spangled Banner". Everyone's patriotism is stirred and resolves the issue. Nowadays, you'd think that'd only make things worse~

And now Mike has to make a decision. Struck with sudden inspiration, Mike begins a long speech about what it means to be a monster and how he's gotten to know each of these monsters and understand them over the course of the contest. But there's only one person present tonight to really exemplify what it means to be a monster, to have that ugliness inside and out. And that person is... Myrna Smud! Yes, who else is deserving enough of the title of Monster of the Year than someone who calls to ban a group of people from public appearances and declare they're ruining the children's minds. The other monsters look taken aback, but amusingly give their approval after a moment.

The book wraps up pretty quickly from there. Everyone decides not to sue each other. The monsters depart, keeping in touch with Mike and Kevver by mail. Turns out the whole contest did get them some publicity, and they're pulling in some new endorsement deals. Okay, boys, but if anyone tries to talk you into a "Dark Universe" series of movies, turn them down. It won't end well, I assure you. And the monsters themselves had so much fun tha they're willing to get together for a convention again each year. So watch out, because you never know if they'll host it in your town next~

This book is, honestly, pretty good. It’s one of Bruce Coville’s sillier works, which might also come from being one of his earlier works as well. And if you get down to it, it’s ultimately a story about treating folks with respect. It’s pretty much what all the monsters wanted, and why Myrna ended up worse than the lot of them. You could even argue Lulu fits a bit into that, in that no one likes her because she’s a terrible brat. I gave a very short summary of each scene because honestly it’s mostly a lot of back-and-forth dialogue, and that might be worth reading on your own~

And this Halloween, may you also open your home to the monsters that mean the most to you~

[fearsmagazine]

BLOODTHIRSTY - Review

DISTRIBUTOR: Brainstorm Media

SYNOPSIS: Vegan singer-songwriter Grey is looking for a producer for her second album. She is approached and decides to work with notorious music producer Vaughn Daniels. As the album progresses, Vaughn begins to influence more than just her music. Grey starts to make compromises one her beliefs, nutrition, and her lyrics take on a darker theme as she embraces her internal beast.

REVIEW: Forty years ago, 1981, was a banner year for werewolf movies. That year gave us “An American Werewolf in London,” “The Howling” that was based on the novel by Gary Brandner, and the adaptation of the Whitley Strieber novel “Wolfen.” Over the last forty years I would be hard pressed to name other films in the genre that have reset the part of the werewolf film genre. This year so far there have been a few films that play with the genre, but none that feel as fresh and as memorable as filmmaker Amelia Moses’ BLOODTHIRSTY.

The screenplay is by the mother daughter team Wendy Hill-Tout and Lowell, a Canadian singer/songwriter who also provides some music for the film. What makes the narrative so engaging is the complex character arch of Grey. While she is coming off of the critical success of her first album there are aspects of her life that are nowhere near as perfect. Once she leaves the city and begins work on her new album at Daniels’ home and studio in the woods things begin to awaken within her that contradict her chosen lifestyle. Daniels, who has a dark past, questions Grey’s choices and offers her alternatives. As she begins to try some of his suggestions her music begins to blossom, but inspired by the darker muses she has embraced. The story, set in a remote location, focuses on three characters; Grey, Daniels, and Grey’s girlfriend Charlie. Daniels clearly represents Grey’s future, and Charlie her past. Grey is in the eye of the storm as she struggles to find her path through this storm.

Director Amelia Moses and her cast do an excellent job of creating engaging characters that invest the viewer in the drama. Greg Bryk, who plays Daniels, creates a predatory screen presence that also has a component to it of a demanding mentor. Until the film’s climax we’re never certain of is actual motives or intentions. This is the second film where actress Lauren Beatty has worked with Moses. Beatty’s performance adds this fairytale element to the film. What initially might seem like a princess who is lost in the woods and in need of rescuing, Beatty slowly brings forth an inner strength to the character as she makes a startling transformation. Also, Beatty has a solid singing voice as the role requires her to sing several of the film’s songs.

Moses has a great location for Daniels’ home/studio. Working with cinematographer Charles Hamilton they capture some beautiful panoramic shots of the outdoors and do an effective job with the light and shadows of the interiors to enhance the tension and suspense. Clearly Moses is a fan of the horror genre as she slowly doles out the blood and gore as she builds each terrifying moment in the film. Working on an independent film budget she mounts an impressive transformation sequence through different camera angles and editing.

Composer Michelle Osis delivers an impressive score that not only has to serve the film’s tension and horror, but enhance the quieter moments. She also provides a seamless transition between the original songs created by Lowell. Lowell’s theme for the film is a song titled “Bloodthirsty.” With its dark lyrics and a pop/country sound it feels like a Billie Eilish hit, and a piece my teenage daughter enjoyed.

Director Amelia Moses is Canadian, as are many of the people behind and in front of the camera. There is an aspect to BLOODTHIRSTY that is reminiscent of the early films of David Cronenberg. Still, Amelia Moses is a fresh visionary filmmaker that adds some new energy into this often overly exploited and cliched werewolf genre. Her first feature film, which she wrote, directed, and stars Lauren Beatty, is another genre film and is due out sometime this year. I eagerly await its release based on her work on this film.

CAST: Lauren Beatty, Greg Bryk, Katharine King, and Michael Ironside. CREW: Director - Amelia Moses; Screenplay - Wendy Hill-Tout & Lowell; Producers - Wendy Hill-Tout & Michael Peterson; Cinematographer - Charles Hamilton; Editor - David Hiatt; Score - Michelle Osis & Lowell Boland; Production Designer - Mike Kasper; Costume Designer - Tracey Graham; Special Makeup Effects Designer - David Trainor; Visual Effects - Brendon Rathbone. OFFICIAL: N.A. FACEBOOK: N.A. TWITTER: N.A. TRAILER: https://youtu.be/OZxt2GNrL6o RELEASE DATE: In theaters and VOD on April 23, 2021.

**Until we can all head back into the theaters our “COVID Reel Value” will be similar to how you rate a film on digital platforms - 👍 (Like), 👌 (It’s just okay),  or 👎 (Dislike) Reviewed by Joseph B Mauceri

[safflowerseason]

veep rewatch - 3.02

Season Three, Episode Two - The Choice

aka - The One Where Dan Gets Seasick 

(It seems like a good time to begin this series again...)

Gary, to himself in the mirror: …When did you get your dad’s face?

LOL at Dan telling Richard not to be cute. 

Gary: Ma’am, instead of doing all this pre-campaigning, sometime in the next 24 hours, you grab a mic, you say, "I'm Selina Meyer and I'm running for President of the United States!” *beat* Selina: I’m just gonna use the bathroom really quick.

Kelly: This definitely does not do video. Amy: Then what were you doing?!  (I just think it’s hilarious the way Anna Chlumsky delivers this little line…that perfect outraged bemusement.)

Hahahaha Dan gets so seasick. He’s so terrible I don’t even feel sorry for him. (This also means his S2 line about power-boating on Lake Erie is now irrelevant, which is fine because I think this is a more hilarious canon fact about Dan.) 

Wendy, about Jonah: Look who I found in a basket on our front door. 

What the hell is Jonah wearing in this scene. What is that terrible cardigan. What is that T-shirt he is wearing underneath. What.

Criminal: Hey, I voted for you! Selina: Thank you very much, sir! But I’m afraid you have to go to prison!

The chaotic scene on the boat, with everyone yelling and speaking over one another about POTUS’s announcement is quite well done, reminiscent of the scene in the kitchen during Helsinki (another great Selina-Amy-Gary-Dan group scene.) 

Ben: Ma'am, I swear to God, we all thought he was gonna just eat some shrimp, rattle off a few platitudes, go home, watch Full Metal Jacket for the millionth time and fall asleep.

Amy: Has POTUS gone nuts? We can’t have a crazy president.  Gary: In Italy they do.  (Heh.)

Selina: I can't identify myself as a woman! People can't know that! Men hate that. And women who hate women hate that, which, I believe, is most women, don't you agree with that? 

Dan: I swear to God, I felt better on the fucking boat.

Dan: And as vice president, here's your choice, two doors, pro-choice, pro-life. That’s it. Selina:…Is there a third door?  Amy: What, like a woman's door?  Dan *scornful*: A back door? No.

Lots of little physical comedy bits in this episode…Dan being sick on the boat, Selina and the bathroom door, Richard and Kelli getting tangled up in the phone lines….Most of these bits require really coordinated dialogue as well, characters speaking over one another at the exact right moment…I feel like this kind of really specific and technical scene work went away in the later seasons, in favor of the characters just screaming outsized insults at one another. Which is a bit sad, because these scenes are so superbly done, and all of the actors involved really get to show off their technical skills as well as their mastery of the dialogue. 

There’s an argument to be made that the premise of this episode is not super realistic. I suppose it’s plausible that a lame-duck outwardly liberal but still old-white-male POTUS might reveal he has a more conservative view on the timeline for abortion. What’s less plausible is that Selina’s response requires completely rethinking her views on the topic, or that she’s run for high constitutional office in the United States without articulating a clear stance on the issue. The whole “what’s Selina’s position?!” drama is a bit over-blown. Why doesn’t she just reaffirm whatever her stance is? (I guess that is kind of what she ends up doing, by rehashing the book). And the notion that she could reverse her previous position to something more conservative that aligns with POTUS’s views does not actually make any sense politically, considering Selina’s party and her hopes for the future…like presumably POTUS has also pissed off other members of his liberal party? And he’s a lame duck POTUS anyway. Who cares? 

However, I think this is an example where it’s fine that a show about politics does not hold up to perfect realist scrutiny, because it still makes for a great episode of television where we see Selina really wrestle with her identity as Veep and as a female politician, and we get to dive deep into the stakes of a “controversial” political issue (in quotations because it shouldn’t be controversial) and watch how the team deals with it. 

Jonah: I’m going to be updating more than I'm actually dating…which is a shitload. I think in the BMTL universe, Jonah resurrects Ryantology and his unhinged videos are part of how he wins the presidency. This kind of aggressive-direct-to-the-people-straight-talk-cut-through-the-bullshit rhetoric is exactly how Trump appeals to his base (even though it’s not at all true that it’s “real”), and is certainly more interesting politically than Jonah advancing as a politician because he’s racist and sexist and hates vaccines. 

Kent and Sue begin their hilariously robotic flirting in this episode. 

Selina’s got so many great lines in this scene about gender politics and the politics of abortion, all of which I would put on a coffee mug or a t-shirt.  “Get the government out of my fucking snatch.” “If men got pregnant, you could get an abortion at an ATM.” “As a woman, I am not gonna put in a fuckin’ sentence ‘As a woman…’ I am not putting my eggs in that basket.” “This is about access to safe abortions for vulnerable women.”

Read alongside one another, these lines illustrate how conflicted she is, not about abortion, but about her identity as a female politician and in turn, how that identity is perceived by the public to influence her political choices and views. She doesn’t want to be a labeled as a feminist political warrior, but she is still clearly passionate enough about women’s issues enough to try and figure out a way to articulate her views without sacrificing her political future—a future that depends on the support of old, white men. 

Costume-wise, Amy stands out among the ensemble in another turquoise green dress (I am very into her snakesin heels). This one is a wrap dress that is a bit darker than her dress for Mike’s wedding. Selina is wearing a black top and a red skirt, in a not-so-subtle nod to her struggle over what to say in public about abortion. Dan’s and Mike’s ties both have red in them. Unusually, nothing in Amy’s outfit really links her to Selina or to Dan.

Selina: Well, he fucking fudged it. Now we know he’s running for President, that stupid bastard. 

Dan’s meltdown is very well done by Reid Scott. This season, he really brings out Dan’s more intense side, highlighting his obsessive and neurotic qualities that we don’t normally see (because Dan keeps them buried) and adding this slightly unhinged edge to the character. At the same time, he emphasizes how Dan struggles to keep up the usual facade that everything is easy for him. In the previous episode, we even saw a flash of Dan’s crazy eyes. I simply don’t understand how Mandel watched Dan’s arc in S3 and came to the conclusion that this character didn’t really care about anything except money and sex. All Dan cares about in this season is winning, to the point where he actually self-destructs. It will be really fun to observe how the writers and RS play out Dan’s journey with this rewatch. 

Amy to Dan: Go home. Take an Ambien. Take fifty!

Ben: I’m going home, and if anyone needs me…I don’t care.

Poor Gary in this episode. He fails so hard at trying to be an actual political strategist. 

Dan: Hey you, Ugly Betty, give me that burrito! Jonah: Don’t just give it to him, dude!

“This is what happens when you fuck with my office!” Dan literally is seconds from beating up Jonah in this scene…his dangerous side on full display here. Part of me wishes we saw more of this super macho physical enforcer Dan, but at the same time, I do think it’s a bit jarring compared to Veep’s regular tone as a show. (It also makes you wonder what Dan’s breaking point is, when it comes to physical violence.)

Selina: Well, I said nothing…a big, fat, morbidly obese nothing.

[thedcdunce]

Arrowette

“Six out of six again. Practice makes perfect. Perfectly boring.” - Arrowette

Real Name: Suzanne "Cissie" King-Jones

Gender: Female

Height: 5′ 7″

Weight: 107 lbs (49 kg)

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Abilities:

Acrobatics

Archery

Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)

Equipment:

Trick Arrows

Universe: New Earth

Base of Operations:

Saint Elias School for Girls

Pennsylvania

Citizenship: American

Parents:

Bernell Jones; father

Bonnie King; mother

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Student

First Appearance: Impulse #2 (August, 1997)

Abilities

Acrobatics

Archery: Arrowette is an Olympic-level archer and athlete. She was trained from an early age to become one of the world's greatest archers.

Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced): Arrowette is also skilled in kick boxing and other hand to hand combat.

Equipment

Trick Arrows: She has a variety of trick arrows that she uses such as classic arrows, boxing glove arrows, oil slick arrows, freeze arrows, and even a few sillier ones such as perfume arrows that her mother made her use.

Origin

Suzanne "Cissie" King-Jones, alias Arrowette was a skilled archer and member of Young Justice. She is the daughter of Bonnie King aka Miss Arrowette and Star City reporter Bernell "Bowstring" Jones. Bernell and his family lived a happy life, that is until he ate some bad shellfish and died. Her mother received a large sum of money from his life insurance, which was delivered by Hal Jordan himself, back when he worked for Evergreen Insurance.

Her mother was an Olympic-level archer and insisted that her daughter achieve the same level. Bonnie developed a psychological disorder and forced Cissie to train constantly. Apparently after seeing Green Arrow and Speedy in action, she developed trick arrows and the 'Miss Arrowette' identity to use as a cover.

The first hero she encountered was the speedster Impulse. Cissie and her mother worked together with the speedster and his current guardian and mentor Max Mercury, to defeat the super villain Spazz. However Max grew concerned about Bonnie forcing her daughter to become a hero to fight crime. Max gets Child Services involved and Bonnie loses custody of her daughter. Cissie is sent to the boarding school Saint Elias School for Girls. However, Cissie continued to train while overseen by Dr. Marcy Money, who observed that she really was a good archer, better than her mother.

Young Justice

Cissie returns in a new costume, this time facing the criminal Harm, but is injured by him using one of her own arrows against her. She escapes and contacts the teenage superheroes Young Justice, together they defeat Harm with the help of his sister Secret and the new Wonder Girl. These three young heroes then officially join the team, becoming close friends in the process. During a game of "Truth or Dare", Cissie is asked that, if put in a position where she had to make a choice about being a hero, she responds that she would ask her mother's advice and then do the opposite!

Dr. Marcy Money is brutally murdered and, as he was the only adult she has ever trusted, Cissie tracks down the killers to avenge him. She nearly kills one of them herself, but is stopped by Superboy. Cissie is so affected by the incident that she vows to never don the Arrowette costume again.

Now free from the team, she reconciles with her mother, and trains for the "Summer Games" in Sydney, Australia. Cissie ends up winning a gold, and becomes something of a celebrity upon her return to the US. She is offered a guest-spot on the television show, "Wendy the Werewolf Stalker" which just happens to be Superboy's favorite show. Later when Traya Sutton; Red Tornado's adopted daughter comes to Saint Elias School for Girls, she helps her adjust to her new home. When Secret is returned to life, Cissie helps her become a student as well. An alien plant gets loose in Cissie and Traya's dorm and Wonder Girl, Slobo and Red Tornado come to the rescue to stop it from hurting any of the students.

Now living the normal life, she has no desire or want to return to the life of heroics, even though friends and family think she should. The team invites her to play baseball on an alien planet, with the fate of many innocent lives depending on the outcome of the game. This annoys Cissie, as there is a long list of better candidates, most of whom have superpowers. She reluctantly participates and they barely win.

Imperiex War

During the war with Imperiex, she served as field medic for the team, although the team was again divided due to uncertainty about Robin's loyalty because of Batman's files on the Justice League and other such heroes.

When Helena Sandsmark attempts to enroll her daughter Cassie aka Wonder Girl into the Saint Elias School, she is rejected. Cissie, with the help of fellow student Greta Hayes, threatens to leave the school and take her celebrity status as a gold-winning archer with her, they reluctantly agree and Cassie is enrolled in the school.

Cissie later visits Wonder Girl at Titans Tower in San Francisco, as she wishes to give her best friend moral support while she battles with the decision to tell her friends that her father was the Greek God, Zeus. While walking the grounds, the villains known as Multiplex and the Hyena jump out and attack them. Cissie and Cassie make quick work of the villains and Cissie leaves soon after. Cassie returns to the Tower just as a brainwashed Superboy prepares to launch a surprise attack of his own.