#welllll i tried

[glitchingfluffster]

good job ronin for perfectly executing vocamedley

next time there will be peepaw cover band /j

thanks @butterfilledpockets for this chaos, it melted my brain for a few weeks

[ch1zzie]

The original in the bottom

Plus the picture I mainly drew but decided to draw the rest for funny

[bonni]

my new phone is a pixel which was the right decision considering how nice the camera is but I HATE switching UI (I had a samsung before) luckily whenever I start to regret everything I look at how pretty it is (I got. the pink one) and feel better

[brooklynisher]

Woahhawahhhh

Tumblr compression is KILLING ME so I have a link to a lossless version of each

I work hard

I deadm

[deus-ex-mona]

been thinking about how asuna’s [spoiler] scene in the last chapter of idol sengen is oddly underwhelming in the volume version compared to the piccoma release?

i mean l i ke (spoiler reveal under the cut)—

idk if it’s just me but seeing it in colour made the scene hit harder somehow? in some way?

s o . im just. thinking ahead here but…

what if i tried to overlay the colour panel onto the page when i eventually tl it in a few months?

i’m not good at picture editing at all.

b u t still.

i kinda wanna try to go the extra mile for asuna anyway… hmmmmmmmmm…

[edsnotden]

some portal gijinkas or. whatever the word is!

theyre a few weeks old and i'd def want to redraw alot of these i used the same fucking pose for two characters (poses are hard ok) but i still like em. i think i jsut specifically want to redraw virgils idk why i always have trouble drawing him 💀💀💀💀

glados was there for each one bc i wanted sizing consistensy but i ended up just. forgetting to follow that so ignore her and ignore the heights of the other two sheets....

some other art god im so tired . omg i need to make a new grady sheet omggggggg

[rickeajacksons]

fuck her!

[satuurnos]

idk what it is but I feel extra irritable today suddenly

[spookykestrel]

hi! hows yr week been?

Hiiiii my week has been two days long but also a million years long but maybe you mean the general seven days week but that’s also been very long lollll Mostly tired and bored from work and January and the weather so gross buttttt I’m going to visit my friend in like a week and I’m looking forward to that !! I love to travel and see new places it’ll be much fun

Um basically that’s it yippee

How’s your week do you have anything exciting in February

[phagodyke]

it was one of my coworkers birthdays today and she was telling me abt her plans to celebrate and I'm only just realising now that I've left work that she was prolly trying to invite me.. 🤦‍♀️

[cryinggirlnamedhelen]

itoshi rin was the best striker in the world.

he won the u20 world cup and actual world cup, winning both the golden boot and golden ball at least once, he played for the prestigious paris pxg, and he had the highest income of every soccer player in the world. at age 24, itoshi rin was truly the pinnacle of soccer players. he was romanticized, and soccer critics always had high expectations for him, no matter how detrimental it was to his health or reputation or even his own wants.

meanwhile, you didn’t have much—if any—soccer experience or knowledge at all despite growing up with the itoshi brothers and literally being the itoshi rin’s girlfriend. despite that, you would sometimes play against rin just for the fun of it, expecting to lose miserably, but that’s never the case.

rin is always the one losing dreadfully, not you.

it’s not like he doesn’t try against you or purposely allow you to win. no, in fact, rin tries as hard as he possibly can to win against you, knowing that he’ll get showered in praises and ego inflations from you if he does. but when he sees your slightly flushed pink cheeks and your eyebrows knitted together from how “locked in” (that’s always what you say) you are, rin’s legs feel like jelly.

rin’s feet aren’t kicking the ball, instead, they’re planted onto the ground right in front of you. and when he does play, his balance is terrible because no matter how hard he stares on the ball, his eyes always wander back to you.

whether it’s in a stadium full of tens of thousands or a small soccer field in the park, rin only sees you.

a few years later, at 26, you’re standing at the aisle with that long white dress and a bouquet of flowers, rin kisses you. but afterwards, his forehead is placed against yours. “i’ve never won against you. whether it was in academics or confessing first or saying ‘i love you’ first or asking about kids first or even in soccer, i’ve never won against you.”

your hands found their way to rin’s cheeks. and in that moment, it was as if there was no officiant standing next to the both of you, there were no crying family members frantically taking photos of the both of you on either side, there were none of rin’s crazy loud friends cheering, and there was no sae with a small yet soft smile and eyes full of pride sitting near rin.

it was only you and him.

“we’re just getting started with our lives. we have so many more opportunities for you to be first, rin. we’re only in our 20s, after all.” you brushed your lips against his. rin’s eyes wandered to yours, and a surge of warmth bloomed in his chest.

“will you stay with me until i meet you again in my next life?” rin whispered, doing the same to you and placing his hands on your cheeks. you smiled at him, tears finally beginning to sting your eyes.

“of course, rin. i love you, and i’ll be joining you no matter which life we’re in.”

to the rest of the world, rin was the world’s best striker. the man with high expectations. the man with enough potential to last decades after his retirement in the future. the man who will impact the future of soccer history. the pinnacle of soccer, skill, and fame.

and yet rin could never even defeat his own wife in a one-on-one soccer match.

but itoshi rin really wouldn’t want it any other way.

—————

a/n: was rewatching hxh and then realized that rin and meruem shared the same va. and welllll look at where we are now.

[moonlight-alexia]

the questioning hour | steph & lil mac

steph catley x mccabe!reader | in honour of steph day, a little q&a from lil mac and steph (just questions from those tiktok couple trend video things yk)

if you like this though and want another where you ask the questions for them (or lil mac and alexia, or tiny and kyra, tiny and steph literally any of my other universes then let me know!)

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ who was interested first? Lil mac: not long after we officially started dating Steph admitted to stalking my socials when she knew I was coming to arsenal

Steph: What? no...okay...maybe yes I did do that

Lil mac: So Steph :)

Steph: Only because it took someone painfully long to realise she was interested in me too

Lil mac: Shhh

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ who said i love you first? Steph: well technically I did

Lil mac: but I was half asleep and had to ask her the next day if it was real or just a dream

Lil mac: it was real btw and then I said it back

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ who's more protective? Lil mac: do we even need to answer that?

Steph: she takes a lot of pride in it

Lil mac: well you're mine I gotta keep you safe

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ who's mostly likely to get jealous over something silly? Steph: we can skip this one

Lil mac: there was this time when Steph-

Steph: no, you can stop there babe

Lil mac: -she had this dream that she said 'felt so real' and so at training around Leah-

Steph: we can get calvin a sibling if you stop

Lil mac: in other words, definitely Steph

Lil mac: holding you to that btw Stephy

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ who's most likely to start an argument and who's the first one to apologise during an argument? Lil mac: tryna start something with this question hm...to the first part it's definitely Steph

Steph: ...🤨

Lil mac: and the second part...100% me. isn't that right baby

Steph: think the couch has your name on it tonight

Lil mac: eh, me and being asleep on the couch? likely place to find me

Lil mac: and calvin cuddles are a plus sooo

Steph: I can't win

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ who's more romantic? Steph: I don't think I could do anything that could top her proposal

Lil mac: I don't think I could ever top that

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ who takes longer to get ready in the morning? Steph: welllll bet you'd assume it was me

Lil mac: it takes time to look this good yk

Steph: ...get teased for being late to training and they all don't believe it's because it took her 300 tries before she finally got her hair right

Lil mac: we all don't just wake up perfect like you...😚

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ who's the funny one? Lil mac: obviously me!

Steph: no way, it's me!

Lil mac: I trust ya to not listen to Steph

[nosyp]

ok ngl... im thinking about how task force 141 will react to "you wanna know how it smelll?? ask ###### he know it smell well"

I hate ash trevino but she's so detached it's funny. Don't even...

Captain John Price

“The hell kinda song is that?”

Looks at you like a disappointedly.

Tries to ignore it, but you keep singing louder, he just sighs and mutters, “Bloody hell, I need a drink.”

Secretly prays you don’t sing it in front of the younger soldiers because he does not want to explain this.

AND ALSO he secretly googles the song later to see what unholy nonsense he just witnessed.

Ghost (Simon Riley)

Does not react. At first.

He just stares.

Then, in the most dry, deadpan voice “What did you just say?”

If you keep going, he’ll make direct, unblinking eye contact with you until you shut up.

Then he just goes, “Get out.”

Soap (John MacTavish)

CACKLES.

This ho knows whats going on and immediately starts singing it wit you

"Yeah I know it smell welllll,"

Gaz (Kyle Garrick)

“Nah, don’t do me like that—”

Pretends to be offended, but he’s lowkey wheezing but uhm inside

Starts singing it randomly at the worst times... like mid-mission while sneaking around

Alejandro Vargas

“...Dios mío, where do you learn these things?”

100% encourages you to keep singing it but is so done once he hears you use his name

Acts like he doesn’t find it funny, but you catch him humming it later.

Rodolfo Parra

Stares at you with pure shock? Disappointment? No idea tbh.

“Por qué me haces esto?” (Why do you do this to me?)

Tries to act serious, but his lips twitch like he wants to laugh.

Will never forget this moment. One day, when you least expect it, he’ll randomly sing it back at you

I feel sooo... drunk rn... so uhm idk if these r ooc or not.

[kgirlgroup-stan]

Rumors

angst, fluff, g!p reader

Winter POV

"Im bored" I pouted.

"Well your favorite person just walked through the door" NingNing pointed to the classroom door.

I turned to see y/n. I pretend like i dont have the biggest crush on her. I always have admired her confidence.

I turned away pretending to barf.

"Please, as if."

Y/n POV

"Hey, best friend." I heard before looking over to see one of my bestfriends

"Hi, Karina." I smiled.

"Soooo how was the date with the school's hoe." she sat next to me with a smirk on her face

"Don't call her that, she has a name and it went by fine." I rolled my eyes.

"Oh SoRrY, but its ture  I don't know why you even accepted, you know how Giselle is. Dates people, breaks up with them, then makes up rumors." she moved her hands around exaggerating her words.  

"I don't think she is that bad." I looked at her giving her a slight reassuring look

"There you go again trying to see the good in people, but that how they get you." She pointed at me, slightly squinting her eyes.

I rolled my eyes before shrugging it off.

**Time-Skip**

A week.

Thats how long me and Giselle lasted, were we even dating. I dont even know.

But just like Karina said Giselle started spreading rumors about me.

The only thing about this so called "rumor" was that.......it was true.

Karina and my family were the only people that knew about it.

But now i guess it was the whole school

I didnt have the confident nor the courage to go to school.

I was too scared to think about if people did  choose to believe in the rumor, what they would think of me and even how differently i would be treated.

Winter POV

I walking into class noticing y/n wasnt in their usual seat.

"Where's y/n?" i sat down next to Ning,

"Welllll based on what ive heard, is that the reason Giselle and y/n broke up was because i guess one day they started to make out..." she put her phone down and began speaking, i pushed down the slight jealousy of the thought of them being intimate.

"I guesssss she felt something hard pressing against her and she reached it realizing that it was in y/n's pants, and found out that y/n has a dick." she strugged her shoulders

"What?! you know that most of the things she spreads aren't always true tho right." I tried to reason.

"Yeah, but if it wasnt true then why isn't she here." she turned back to her phone.

I took the time to process things before making a decision.

I looked around and i saw y/n's bestfriend sitting down, scribbling on her notebook

I stood up and started to make my way up to her.

"h-hey, do you know how y/n is  doing" I asked once i reached up, making her look up with a starp gaze

"Why do you care?" she responded coldly.

"B-because I just want to know." I scratched the back of my neck,

"Why? to make fun of her? leave her alone she has had enough" she looked down again to her notebook

"because I care about her, a lot more than I would like to admit." I stood my ground, ignoring the heat rising to my face

She looked up, and it felt like she was examinating me, trying to stop if i was lying.

With a sigh, she looked back down 

"She is doing okay."

"can i have her address?"

Y/n POV

I groaned as I heard someone knock on my door.

"Karina you have my key or did you forget it ag-!!" I opened my door and saw Winter.

"O-oh winter" I was suprised to see her there, mainly because i didnt know she knew where i lived.

"Hey, um how are you?" she looked down shyly

"I'm fine what do you want?" I put up a front, not knowing what her intentions were

"What do you mean?" she looked back up with genuine confusion on her face.

"Y-you are just to see if the rumors are true, right, please just leave me alone." I began to close the door before she stopped it.

She pushed me back, letting herself in.

"I care about you y/n. To be honest I like you a lot." she made eye contact with me.

"How can i believe anything you say" I felt my guard coming down slowly, melting in her gaze.

She came up to me, grabbed my hand placing it on her chest. 

Her heart want beating like crazy, and to be honest i know mine was too.

"please i r-really do care about you." she cupped my cheeks, slowly leaning in.

I couldnt help but panick. Its not that i didnt like the girl, i did, i really did but what if she pushes me away like Giselle did. 

"THE RUMORS ARE TRUE." I screamed before our lips met. I pushed myself back, looking down in shame.

She picked up my head, and kissed me sofly.

"I don't care, if anything I think thats hot." she smirked at me.

"Now let's rest up because we have school tomorrow and you're going."

**Time-Skip**

The next day we walk into school hand in hand. NingNing and Karina came up to us.

"I fucking knew it." NingNing whisper-yelled at Winter.

"About time? My ear was going to fall off with how much you talk about her." Karina smirked, as she took her place by my side

We giggled before I over at Winter, seeing that she was already looking at me and kissed her gently.

With her I felt like I could get through anything, even these so-called rumors about me.

[seababehh]

When did you get this? || Matthew Sturniolo x Reader.

Summary: Being best friends with Nick is great, but having his brother be your worst enemy is another story. What happens when summer is rolling around and it’s time those layers peel off and the bikini’s start rocking, and Matt so happens to see a newly healed belly ring attached to the girl he’s not allowed to touch?

MATTHEW STURNIOLO X F!READER.

Warnings : Smut (no actual P n V just a lot of kisses and touching. If you’re not into it, go look somewhere else. :)) Sexual tension (obvs), bikini weather, grumpy as shit Matt, slight flirting from Chris, belly piercing, worshiping, suggestive. Lots of touching LMAO.

Authors Note: WELCOME TO MY FIRST POST YAYYY, sorry if it’s shit. I just got my belly ring pierced and wanted to write something a little spicy with my favorite brunette. Tell me what you think!

THIS IS NOT PROOF READ

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I groan, flopping down onto Nick’s bed with my face looking at the ceiling and an eye roll received from the triplet next to me. Nick was laying on his stomach, scrolling through his phone aimlessly as we both tried to beat the hot weather. With a house this nice and their damn AC doesn’t work? I was ready to situate myself into the fridge like a damn frozen hotdog.

“Nick.” I groaned dramatically once again, rolling onto my side and placing my hand on him, trying to be more annoying than usual. “What the fuck are you on about now?” He slapped his phone down on the sheets and shuffled to smack my hand away. I smiled cheekily at him, “It’s so fucking hot man, can we not do something else instead of melt into your bed?” I pulled on a strand of hair gently, letting it fall on my face and blew it away with a huff.

“Welllll, we do have a pool. Why don’t we go and see what my brothers are doing and we can have a pool day?” He looked at me with a smile, making me frown. “I don’t have a swimsuit here you asshat.” I sat up, looking around his room. Nick got up and looked in one of his drawers, before pulling out a black bikini. I looked at him questionably, before I was interrupted. “Before you get your fucking mouth yapping, one of my girlfriends left it here. Try it on and i’ll give you a t-shirt and a towel.” He threw it at my face, causing me to laugh and take it as well as the oversized T-shirt to the bathroom. “You have other friends?” I teased as I walked out the door.

I closed the bathroom door and started to strip out of my jeans and tank top. The bikini looked a bit small, but I slipped it on anyway. I tied the bottom’s around my waist, while adjusting the top to fit correctly around my chest. I threw my hair up and out of my face as I looked in the mirror. I have to say, it’s a little small, but it did make me look good and showed my curves off in the perfect way. I looked at my belly ring in the mirror, the silver gems with a hanging star dangled from my navel. I smirked to myself, thank god it’s healed. I shuffled the t-shirt over my head and walked back out to Nick’s room.

Once Nick and I were all ready with our beach towels and fresh pairs of sunglasses on our faces, we walked through the house to the backyard. Nick was currently talking my ear off as I opened the sliding door. Chris was chilling on the side of the pool with his weight against his elbows behind him, and backwards cap covering his curls and a set of red swim trunks on. He was currently looking at his phone, which I’m assuming was connected to the speaker. Matt was sitting on the beach chair in the shade with a grumpy look on his face that matched his black swim trunks,as he watched Nick and I enter the backyard.

“Look who decided to fuckin show up.” Matt said as he crossed his tattooed arms and leaned back in the chair even more. I strutted over, placing my stuff into the chair next to him, before taking my sunglasses and placing them on my head. “Nice to see you too, Matty.” I winked, hearing him grumble at the nickname as I walked to the end of the pool by the steps. I looked at Nick, who just took his shirt off and jumped into the pool with a shriek. I laughed, placing my feet on the first step. I waved at Chris, who smirked at me. “Aren’t you gonna jump in too?” He asked.

I gave him a look, “Are you fucking joking? Do I look that dumb to you?” We shared a laugh, before I placed my sunglasses on the floor and reached for the hem of my Nick’s over sized shirt. I crossed my arms and pulled it up over my head, throwing it at Chris’s face when he decided to let out a wolf whistle. I could feel eyes on me, snapping my gaze to Matt’s whose ice blue eyes didn’t leave mine. I tried not to smile, before making it down the steps and finally pulling my head under.

I resurfaced, pushing my hair away from my face before swimming over to Nick. Chris eventually joined and we were all splashing about and having fun. Chris had made it under the water and placed my legs on his shoulders, pushing up and I was now completely out of the water. I let out a shriek and a laugh, holding onto his head as we wobbled about. I then looked at Matt, who was sitting in his chair still. “Aren’t you gonna join us Matty?” I teased, pushing his buttons. I heard a hoot and shout from Chris and Nick, but Matt just replied with a “In there with you? No fucking thank you.” And looked away.

I rolled my eyes, before letting out a shriek as Nick had pushed me off of Chris’s shoulders.

—

After a while of swimming and having fun, I had now moved to the side of the pool, where I was lying on my back and soaking in some sun. I could feel the silver gem in my naval get hot, and my mouth became dry as I eventually sat up and looked at the boys. Nick was now laying on his stomach next to me, Chris was lounging around next to Matt on the beach chairs. “Okay, i’m fucking thirsty. Does anyone want anything to drink?” I asked, Nick asking for red bull, Chris shouting for a Pepsi, and I got a scoff from Matt.

I got up, sauntering in through the sliding door before making my way to the kitchen. I obviously didn’t hear who came in, because as soon as I closed the fridge door and turned around, Matt was standing right in front of me. I gasped at the sight, placing the drinks on the counter before looking at him with a glare. “What the fuck Matt?” I asked, placing a hand on my chest to calm my breathing.

I looked up at him, his chest wise rising and falling fast, and his hands were almost in fists at his side. I looked at him with a confused look on my face. “Hello? Are you deaf?” I could basically feel the anger from where I was standing. “When did you get this?” He gently placed a hand on my naval, just under my ring and gently caressed the star dangling against my skin. My breathe hitched, looking down from his hand back up to his eyes. His gaze followed mine, “W-what?” I asked dumbly, the air around us tightening as he moved closer to me.

He looked down on me, “Do I really have to repeat myself? When did you get this?” He said sternly, both his palms now pressed against my hips, his thumbs running under my naval once again. My skin felt like it was on fire, and it was now my turn to breathe heavily. “I got it in winter, so it’s completely healed by summer.” I said quietly, keeping my eyes on his. He licked his teeth under his lips. “Do you know what you’ve been doing to me? Sauntering around in this? And then I look down you to see a fucking belly ring?” He spoke in a raspy voice, pulling at the waist band of my bikini bottoms and letting it snap against my skin. I gasped, looking down at the hands on my hips, back up to his face. His brown curls fall over his forehead, as he wet his lips.

“What are you doing to me?” He whispered this time, making me shiver. His grip on my waist tightened, pulling my closer to him as his gaze went from my lips back to my eyes. I placed my hands on his chest as he slowly leaned closer. His lips barely grazed mine, and my heart felt like it was hammering against my chest. At the same time, it felt like if I let out a single breath, the moment would be over. I gently fluttered my eyes closed, leaning my head up and taking the leap. I placed my lips on his, and immediately it was like a fire had started.

He started to kiss my lips roughly, placing a hand behind my head and bringing me closer. I whimpered a little, placing my hands behind his neck and I began playing and pulling his hair. He let out a groan, before reaching down and placing his hands under my thighs, lifting me up and having me cross my legs behind his waist. His hands then moved to my ass, giving it a firm squeeze. I gasped, allowing his tongue to enter my mouth as he moved with me to the downstairs bathroom. He slammed the door closed and placed me on the counter with my ass nearly spilling into the sink.

I pulled back from the kiss and hissed as the cold tile pressed against my hot skin. He grabbed my jaw and focused my view on him again, kissing down my jaw and neck. “Matt-!” I whined, arching my back and pushing my tiny bikini clad chest against his. “You had me riled up the whole day, looking at this gorgeous fucking body of yours.” He said, groaning into the crook of my neck as he left sloppy kisses behind. I moaned, and he pushed his hips further into mine.

His hands moved down to my thighs, giving them a rub and a squeeze, before moving his hands closer to where I needed him most. “Couldnt-.” His voice almost sounded strained, a little whine. “Couldn’t stand to see your pretty little thighs wrapped around Chris’s head and not mine.” He pulled away from the kisses he was leaving down my neck to look me directly in my eyes. My chest was heaving as I was panting from all the built up pleasure and tension I was experiencing. I almost broke from the fucked out expression he was giving me.

He then gave me a smirk, placing a kiss on my lips, then the centre of my neck, followed by ones on my collarbone. He then looked up at me as he kissed me in between my boobs, his hand snaking up and pulling my bikini from my chest, my tits falling out onto display for him. He sucked in a breath, pulling his bottom lip into his teeth before pulling one nipple into his mouth. I moaned, pulling his hair and leaning my head back at the feeling. His left hand played with the other one, and he swapped. After my boobs were covered in saliva, and growing purple and red marks, he made his way down my stomach. “You sound so good f’me.” He slurred against my skin.

He stopped just above my belly ring, before looking up at me one more time. “God, you just do things to me no one else does.” He mumbled, gently kissing against my belly ring. “This fucking ring will be in my head forever. I’ll think about this and how perfect you look forever.” He rambled, getting lower and lower before he reached my bottoms.

“P-please Matty, I need you!” I whimpered, arching my back as he was right there. He smirked, pulling his weight back up as he stood at full height again. I whined at the loss of his face between my legs, not that he was doing anything but he was just so fucking close. I looked at him confused, as he just continued to smirk. “Now, that’s what you get for riling me up the whole day.” He whispered into my ear, smirking as he kissed me one more time and opened the bathroom door and walking out.

What the fuck.

I blinked a couple times, before regaining my posture. This man, did not just get me the horniest i’ve ever been, and walk out on me? Two can play at that game.

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A/N 2: Agg GUYS!! this is my first ever fan fic, i’m so nervous about it. I am going to make it a 2 part series where I will eventually write proper smut, but I am just a little scared LMAO. I hope it’s good, tell me what you think!

[poppy5991]

People portraying Enji getting really angry when people insult him is kinda hilarious to me because canonically he gets roasted all the time and doesn’t do much about it lmao

Burnin roasts him

His driver roasts him

Shoto roasts him

Bakugo and Deku roast him

Hawks roasts him

Even Aizawa roasts him at one point

I think in one episode an old man villain calls him ‘everything that is wrong with society’ and he’s just like welllll

The only person he really tries to hit in response to an insult is AFO

This man has chronically low self-esteem and rarely tries to defend himself. It’s constant and he just sort of