#well. yes.

[strryhaze]

bobby just always outmugging jack ok

[things-about-cars-in-posts]

I do not believe that any modification ever could make a Honda civic 'cool'

I want your opinion on this

I think I can find a way to squeeze out some mental gymnastics by which I can technically agree. Oh, I've got it!

There's a stock EG Civic I see around sometimes, and it's the most basic spec that can be found - not the rarer, imperceptibly better looking facelifted model, not equipped with any cool option nor modification nor even alloy rims, preserved too poorly to be mint and not poorly enough to be heroic. Exactly like this picture I found looking up "civic" in a used car ad aggregator and sorting by cheapest.

And every time I see it I go "Civic! :D", like in one of my main's greatest posts.

Maybe the surprising rarity of hatchbacks of this generation is a factor (though local popularity hasn't quelled my fondness of Suzuki jeeps), but whatever the case, one arguably cannot modify that Civic in a way that makes it cool to me, per the logic by which something cannot become what it already is.

But regarding the intended meaning of "Civics aren't cool cars and no modification could make them such", well, not only could we be touching their bare metal and still not have a common ground (It's an electrics pun. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.), I disagree so hard that I am willing to go over every Civic and not just show a cool modified example, but even argue that the factory itself churned out something cool.

That's right. I'm doing a SERIES. That's how wrong you are.

Note for the poor-watersporting audience: Just because I'm not the type to cowardly shield myself from criticism by rattling out "i personally believe"s and "in my opinion"s doesn't mean I have the delusion to be dishing out statements of fact. Assertive statements the likes of the line above are to be taken as the friendly jest they are. Someone beat you to taking it seriously anyway, and community feedback about it was starkly negative.

Links in blue are posts of mine about the topic in question: if you liked this post, you might like those - or the blog’s Discord server, linked in the pinned post!

[thedragonagelesbian]

squad at halamshiral

[lesbiankoby]

GOD sorry that au w/ kuma nad law.... really funny. deeply plausible alternate timeline where twenty two year old trafalger d water law wakes up to his crew screaming because tyrant king kuma is sitting cross legged on the deck of their submarine. hes extremely apologetic about the scuff marks and wants to know if law can actually perform miracle surgeries.

[corpothievesmustdie]

[pinkanonhopes]

november!!!! stop trying to bring me down!! i will rise above and be happy!!!!! regardless!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatshitkrejci]

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[gothamitee]

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

[starlooove]

I love my brother

[valtsv]

Oh I see. The guilt consumes.

i am being digested! 😂😂

[dishesoap]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[girldirectionfest]

Bestie, when you get the chance to access a computer, you might wanna edit your theme so that the "collection" button on your sidebar links to the correct collection!

Nonny!! Thank you for this!!

Unfortunately I went to go edit it and. Well. I can't figure out how to access that lil side bar!!

I even tried clicking into the html and for some reason I couldn't scroll through it 😅

It is an unfortunate truth about me that sometimes technology that's very easy utterly confounds me. But if anyone wants to try to help me with this, I'll gladly accept help!!

In the meantime, I'm about to make a new pinned post with links to the collection and all the fics as they post, so hopefully that will help with some of the confusion.

[eydilily]

i'll tell you what, its really cute

[srslylini]

uhm

oh my fucking GOD???