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Phantasmagoria! Eternal Sugar!
She eats soulstones :3
(I say 'phantasmagoria' when in reality, I changed the bare minimum-)
#fyp#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#cr kingdom#eternal sugar cookie#she steals you mileage smh#poor licorice cookie#got his soulstones yoinked#she was the reason why none of the virtues could get anything done until well into the afternoon during sleepovers#couldn't get her to wake up#bullies Shadow Milk Cookie for being shorter than the rest of them#despite him being only inches shorter than wildberry#but now he's even shorter#got gaslit into being shorter by his friends lmfao#phantasmagoria crk
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Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!
#MYYY self indulgent V headcanon number 234 is that shes a huge fucking dork#i.e she was a huge bookworm as a worker#well she was a dork in general#reading. painting. dancing. all of it#but alot of that. was kinda things she had to leave with the rest of her. when she became a Disassembly Drone.#And while alot of her died in the manor. she still kept some things close.#and one of those things is reading!!!#she cringes at like 90% of what she used to read but still goes out of her way to reread the copies she finds or is given#N usually gives her copies#She acts like she hates it but still reads them alone anyway#theres a reason she has bad eyesight and its because she reads with the book 3 inches from her face in the dark#also Uzi probably makes her read Twilight at some point and laughs the entire time (they both hate it. Uzi just likes messing w/ her)#anyway i just like the idea that in a world where V is finally allowed to start her life again#she looks for the things she loved that she had to leave behind#and finds new joy in them as who she is now#she might not be that little worker anymore#but shes still the girl who loved to curl up in the library when no one would notice. reading any book she could get her hands on.#idk i just like the idea that V deep down is still just a girl who wants to have fun.#i just want her to be HAPPY#anyway do you guys wanna hear why Chappell Roan's “Pink Pony Club” is so V code- (i fall down the stage stairs)#murder drones#serial designation v#serial designation n#uzi doorman#also for context ive never read Pride and Prejudice despite meaning to#its just one of the only actual romance books i know off the top of my head#imean no offense to it. I just like joking abt V reading romance sdkfjkldsjf
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Hi it's me again. Here's a dnd alignment chart for some of the ways Kremy and Gideon could possibly get together in the campaign. These middle aged conmen deserve each other (/affectionate and derogatory. I love them but they are assholes)
#i changed around a few of these. not sure about neutral where it is but oh well#had this idea for a bit#its inch resting#once upon a witchlight#coalecroux#kremy lecroux#gideon coal#ouaw#if you are wondering personally i think neutral good or lawful neutral are the most plausible but who knows. they could just die
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here's the thing. laudna would have stopped it. if she knew delilah was about to fracture the gnarlrock. if she could parse her own feelings from hers.
and here's the thing. imogen has been plagued by nightmares for a decade. and this rock is the first bit of solace outside of her trust in laudna that she has ever had.
and laudna was just involved in shattering it. this tiny bit of solace.
and. here's the thing: laudna would've stopped it.
and. here's the thing. imogen would've stopped it. the only reason imogen didn't go is because she was specifically afraid that she would attempt to intervene and ruin their relationship with the volition before it ever began.
and here's the thing. liliana set out 25+ years ago specifically to spare her daughter. and that seemingly has not ever wavered as her core motivation. but people keep being drawn to the moon. kids keep being drawn towards the moon. and liliana is a mother. she was a mother before she ever knew she was an exaltant.
for 25+ years she has worked to "cure" imogen. the only solace she probably ever received was in at least attempting to console the kids who found themselves lured in by her same pull.
liliana begs imogen not say that they may have to kill each other. she breaks at hearing imogen's resolve. but there's kids, imogen. there's kids here. imogen. she can't leave. she's a mom.
and, here's the thing: imogen's her daughter. the daughter liliana left. or tried to leave. the daughter she only had through dreams. and imogen is working with the volition. and imogen has been her sole drive for 25+ years.
and imogen might have just been involved in shattering the little solace she might have ever had.
and, here's the thing: imogen would've stopped them.
#DOES.THIS MAKE SENSE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. I AM RUNNING ON THREE HOURS OF SLEEP AND AM HALLUCINATING I THINK#imogen temult#Liliana temult#laudna cr#critical role#cr spoilers#'did she know!?' well! yes but no!#god liliana. you awful hypocritical woman. PLEASE let me kiss you on the mouth#I do fear my writing which is meant to be more Perspective Driven will sound defensive rather than deeply interested but. alas#the anger in liliana just threw me back to imogen's post gnarlrock and I was like OHO. OH. INCH RESTING#I love when women are not great and bad#that being said. I do feel some of you are forgetting that liliana didn't like. steal kids from their families lol#she's a sympathetic villain! she's a tragedy!#anyway it is just far more compelling to me that she is lost in the sauce but ultimately we'll intentioned than just like. an idiot.#as some seem to think#ANYWAY. again. I just love women. and liliana is a woman and also a loser. what am I to do
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i knowww dead boy detectives is focusing more on the supernatural element of being a ghost but i would KILL for more historical shit. we have a ghost from the late 80s and a ghost from the early 1900s i’m cryyyying DO U KNOW HOW INTERESTING THOSE TIME PERIODS ARE DO U KNOOWWWW 😭😭😢AND ONE IF NOT BOTH OF THEM R QUEER ..uber conformist uber religious hush hush SCIENCE is evil so how do u think we feel abt gay people VS the literal BIRTH OF MODERN QUEER PRIDE ouugghh very important 2 me. they touched on this w edwin i need More
#also? i was so inch rested by the historical side character ghosts as well?#do tell me more#i’m gonna b tbh i’d b losing my shit even More if edwin was a 40s baby..#cold war red scare gay ummm 😍😍#sigh me up!#i’m normal#dead boy detectives#edwin paine#charles rowland
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kinda interesting how everyone in this event (including the other cards, i got too lazy cropping) all have the same wooden half-masks. interesting how that's the same across all their designs. interesting how they all look puppeteered. interesting how the wood reminds me of pinocchio, a puppet made of wood.
#ell shut up#twst#is this anything#lmao idk#just. inch resting.#im not taggin all these characters lmao#twisted wonderland#edit: fyi i know full well what im implying here#i just didn't think i needed to spell it out lmao
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oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh
so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.
why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.
and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.
so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.
it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.
like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!
and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)
(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)
#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony#anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate#skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant#instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady#then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change#and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again#make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello#i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔#so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl#anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows.#riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us#bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath#whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage.#why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself#funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that)#anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch#aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck#WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH??????#i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed#rambles#genshin#childe#childeposting#narwhalposting
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dallas stars 2024-25 defense aka “the bachelor” starring miro heiskanen and several suitors
#suitors but no suters god bless#the game tn is sooo inch resting …. who will earn his hand in marriage. dumba? harls? nils??? big bich?????????#we all know he wants it to be harls but . well#yap yap yapping
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This account does NOT forgive King Peppy
#FYM YOURE MAKING CANDY NECKLACES WITH HIM AFTER FINDING OUT HE HID YOUR EXISTENCE FROM YOUR SISTER#SHOW ME YOUR RAGE VIVA#id be angry even if i was poppy#okay. i *am* poppy but i split off the first movie in 2016 so#YOU GET IT#like even the rest of the trolls dude if i was a putt putt troll and found out my king had a legacy of “no troll left behind”#i would be put on a watchlist because i would spend every day trying to assassinate him#/dramatic#but come on. are you joking#“peppy was traumatized from that day too” WELL AT LEAST HE WAS AT HOME#AND NOT LIVING IN THE DARK IN FEAR#F O R 20 Y E A R S#and a few months#me vs the indescribable rage i can feel at 5 inch creatures#dreamworks trolls#trolls#beeps yapping
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sneeping with his legs up over his head for some reason... weird boye
#cats#love the second picture... skrungly sleepy well rested boye face...#since he's an elderly boy now sometimes when he wakes up from a nap he looks a bit scruffy and squinty eyed#Hard to beleive he's like 15 though.. he still looks like a kitten to me.. due to his giant round creature eyes and childlike demeanor#I think it's interesting that like... baby cats are babies. kittens are kittens. and you can tell a cat is like 'young adult' phase#looking from like a few months to maybe 1yr or 2yrs.. but after that they just always look the same to me#a 5 yr old cat is a 10 yr old cat is a 15 year old cat. unless the cat in question is particulalry aged or youthful#I still have so so little energy... it's been icy here this week. like not even FUN but just scary icy even thoguh i lOOOVE the cold#and its my favorite weather. I think it'd be okay actually if I had a woodburning stove/fireplace/hearth thing. literally thats my only#concern with the power going out. I genuinely don't mind stuff like having to go to the bathroom in buckets or cook over a fire or do other#less conveninet things. Its just that if eveyrhtng is electric then you have no way to cook and all of that. well.. and I literally need#background noise to go to sleep lest my ocd sprials become so loud I am slowly driven into maddness.. but a few battery packs or something#and a phone with one downloaded video I could play on repeat is fine for that. I dont need internet. ANYWAY.. so so sad that my fav#orite season ever (winter) is here. and the first cold of the winter is like... just an ice storm that you cant even walk in. I#love like 4 feet of snow where you can play in it and stuff. But just a thin flat sheet of a few inches of ice over every imaginable surfac#is not really playable. the wind speeds are so high and so many trees fall it's actually not that safe to go hang out outside anyway unless#you were in a totally clear open field. which is SAD also because i love ice and high winds. i love to stand out there and get whipped in t#he face with ice crystals and feel like I'm in some dramatic movie or something. but alas.. the threat of being attacked by a falling tree.#I did go out some but again it's like. literallyyou cant walk on it. so I just squatted and dragged myself along the ground lol#One of my stories has a whole section where the main characters are trapped in a deadly cold environment for a week and have to use magic#to survive and etc. etc. so I'm always like.. ouuu.. I should go in the ice.. it's Writing Research actually.. *foolishly gets frostbite*#THOUGH yesterday I went on a harrowing evil journey down a bunch of icy hilly roads to go check on some person's cat because the cat#had been left in the house for like 5 days at that point with nobody to check on them and nobody else seemed to want to do anything#about it (like call all of the neighbors or try to get someone out there) so I just went myself with a roommate who agreed to drive me.#It seemed acting totally normal and I gave it more food and water but.. I am still worried about it.. Apparently the person will be able#to get back to their house tomorrow but.. I dont trust them. But I couldnt take the cat with me because it's like.. a stranger's cat#basically and also no carrier + very skittish.. so I feared if I just tried to carry them bare handed they'd definitely leap from my grasp#and then it'd be like.. sliding on a sheet of ice chasing a cat and so on.. I still think they need to be watched for health issues tho >:|#ANYWAY.... many cat adventures lately... and strange weather... I wish for a normal week without always so many Things Happening.. augh
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i forgot grunt meant like henchman or whatever for a second i thought they were like yeah leonas bitch ass grunts and growls are partial proof to savanaclaw being an athletic leaning dorm lol
#well they also say that in the game not just the manga jkdlfhsdkl like in azuls union bday card#ace was like oh yeah ok you dont wanna be in savanaclaw cause theyre more athletic oriented right#and azul was like NO IM TALKING ABOUT THE SUN SHUT UP!!! jsdklfhsdklfj#anyway i was on the wiki cuz i was trying to remember what their dorm's trait thing is like according to the mirror but i DONT SEE IT.#i rememeber i get it confused with pomesiores . like i think one of theirs is tenacity . but idr which one LOL#the other is maybe endurance...????#that doesnt sound right. i feel like it was broader than that#WAIT I LIED IT DOES SAY IT AT THE TOP i just. missed that part. it IS tenacity lol#what the fuck was pomefiore then....#oh ya theirs according to the wiki is UNRELENTING EFFORTS which i think i did see sometimes written as like endurance or fortitude or smthn#anyway. savanaclaw and pomefiore's ~core value~ always felt similar to me. but also maybe i just dont know what words mean <3#not in a 'theyre too similar' way like i do think theyre different. i just think it's INCH RESTING when things r like#theyre similar. theres overlap. but theres enough distinction to put them apart#actually them being similar in some regards does feel reinforced by the rook hunt situation like he went from one to the other#and seems to be thriving regardless.... we're onto something here...#hmm what were the others.. i think heartslabyul was strictness...#ok the wiki says severity i think ive seen either eng or a translation that called it strictness lol but severity i feel like is maybe#better word choice.. just a lil... nuances nuances whatever anyway idr the others. actually wait no i know octavinelles is like#benevolence bc azul keeps mentioning it- the wiki says compassion. lol. idk if i just keep remembering close enough or like#remembering fan vs official tls. i think the wiki is doing its own direct tl and not engtwst but moving ON#scarabia is deliberation... ignihyde is diligence... diasomnia is elegance???#why is diasomnia the only one that didnt sound familiar At All LOL i dont REMEMBER THAT ONE#i remembered vaguely what scarabia was bc they make a point of mentioning it in like end of 4 or start of 5?#when they were like yeah we value foresight or w/e in scarabia so jamil hasnt been ousted right away. i like scarabia their#way of showing the different ways deliberation works with like jamil vs how it does in kaliim vs the npcs#like theyre all different ppl but still fit that criteria in their own unique ways.... hell yeah...#anyway yay i got ONE right on the nose [as the wiki has it listed anyway lol] thanks savanaclaw
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i think i would've liked book 4 demo more if on A route, we could've immediately left when A showed up at haley's...sorry but ellie is trying to avoid adam rn <3 or if we could've exploded A with our mind
#he's also her handler bc she's also avoiding rebecca <3#the only other route i played/finished was LT....which was kinda funny at the beginning ngl given how my mc sucks#just replayed the demo to see if i felt different and no. oh well time for everyone else's routes#altho the electricity powers (?) are inch resting
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Props to Arcane for the animated lesbian sex scene but
1) IN A CELL???
2) Caitlyn you cheater whore
EDIT: and even MORE props for showing death in a non washed-down way! Go for the blood and the open eyed corpses, yes! Loved ones among casualties! Make it real
And Viktor looks like a Tool concept creature
EDIT 2: and I was like very satisfied and content of the end thinking "oh well, very very nice series, well done! Had a good time watching!" Then Orianna appeared and I started crying like a child
#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane s2#and ngl i was hoping mel would have died at the end of s1 because i can't stand her but riot is making her a champion so#bah#nfr#GoT style but less forced and much better#the way death is treated in most 'cartoons' is simply embarrassing#not that arcane is a cartoon. but the graphic style is#anime don't count amongst cartoons#i didn't know orianna's caring father was singed... I love Ori poor little Ori. she's beautiful in those frames#legit crying tears down my face blowing my nose and all the rest. the entire second season barely moved my heart for an inch#then a random cameo appears on screen and i lose it ALL#well done riot. well done
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i can't believe we're getting the forbidden neath olympics tournament arc
#''the scoundrel plays olympics'' was not on my bingo card but im delighted#yin-thoughts#fallen london#captivating princess tie-in as well... inch resting....
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as for the actual answer to how big evan's dick is, it is 5.9 inches in length and 4.6-ish inches in circumference ( so about a 1.4-ish inch width ) while erect.
#⚜ ┊ ( e. headcanons )#👿 ┊ ⧼ the most fun you can have without laughing ⧽ ⇹ ( usfw. )#usfw cw#.He's a lil big but doesn't have a monster cock#.he is not gonna end your next life if he has sex with you#.hollis in 202?? walked so i could run#.i have one for mikah around somewhere i think... and the rest as well#.i'd have to find them#.also adding width more clearly because it's not. 4.6 inches wide#.wrap a tape measure around the thickest part? 4.6 inches
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passion heart class edit to hot to go that is all
#ramblings#listen when i can use capcut again i will TRY but i cant promise#wait ill add tags to gauge inch rest#saki tenma#minori hanasato#an shiraishi#rui kamishiro#mizuki akiyama#i forgot which vocaloid but i would include them!!#also a few honourable mention characters#like#id have the hectic cafe rec set sans airi#w/ emu's 2* there as well but less prominant and then airis stamp too#idk#i have a lot of thoughts
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