#well not a problem but an annoyance

[chipped-chimera]

Shrimp Inspector 🦐👀

[touchlikethesun]

something i imagine will become more grating as i get further into my research is the little tinge of longing i get every time someone describes a setting (any setting doesn’t matter) and they list off its attributes like for example “there’s a garden with roses and fountains, a kitchen of enormous size and fully equipped with the latest amenities, and a library” - and then they just leave it at that and don’t describe the library at all. like it’s not fair i wanna know about the library i wanna know how it’s set up like the layout i wanna know how it’s furnished what the shelves look like and if there’s desks or reading nooks or sitting areas i wanna know what kinds of books are there and what they look like and what information they might contain - you can’t just say there’s a library and not tell me all about it please please please

[hylianengineer]

Why do I have to edit fanfic? Why can my scrambled ideas not simply organize themselves into a coherent and logical story?

Why do I have to CARE if they're coherent? My brain wants to write things with no logic, only vibes. Which is fine until I start thinking about posting them for other people to read, and then it's embarrassing. It's fine for oneshots, but both times I've tried to do longfic it never really gets past the editing process. Because I abhore editing SO MUCH!

[freshsheadphones]

I'm considering moving to a different blog ngl

Not a lot of people interact with me anymore n I'm hoping that "restarting" (sorta) will help me make some new friends n maybe It'll even make me feel good enough for a bit to actually be able to maintain them

[matteoberrettini]

god give me the strength 🫠🫠🫠

[pedripics]

I have a question: Why don’t people like and, in a way, hate Ferran? I know the number one reason is obviously his performance, but some also mention his personality and character. Personally, I don’t know… As a player, he doesn’t impress me either.

i have absolutely nothing against him as a person, so i don't know. he seems like a genuinely nice guy off the pitch. he annoys me a lot on the pitch sometimes (even though he does occasionally have his moments, i just wish he had them a lot more regularly)

[domistique]

how many times can one post about charles leclerc crossdressing/being effeminate before follower start getting annoyed googel search

[elegyofthemoon]

wait actually this one post makes a good point i wish there was actually tags to separate between hsr and hi3 bronseele and on that note actually any of the overlapping characters alskdjfha but the search engine sucks ass on this website so you'll always have overlap either way i think :I

[victorluvsalice]

-->While Victor, refreshed from his nap, decided to try a bigger target for his next duel – Morgyn, Sage Of Untamed Magic! He located our favorite nonbinary sage at the chess table and challenged them --

Aaand promptly got his ass kicked. XD I mean, he DID put up a good fight, but Morgyn is a Sage, and it’s pretty difficult to beat THEM. Victor decided to switch tactics (and aspirations), and after complimenting Morgyn on their fighting prowess, instead asked if they could teach him a potion. Morgyn kindly handed over a sample of the Potion of Good Fortune – a potion that actually makes use of one of the magical plants Victor’s been growing, Valerian Root! Hooray! Pleased, I sought out Simeon, Sage of Practical Magic, to get another recipe –

And didn’t see the option. Either he had none to teach Victor, or the option was on a cooldown after Victor asked Morgyn. *sigh* I instead had him teleport down to Caster’s Alley to check out the tomes shop, but all they were selling was the Nimble Mind potion tome, which Victor already knows. *grumble* And as it was already almost midnight in-game, I decided “okay, let’s wrap it up here,” had him buy some turquoise from the crystal shop (because it’s a needed ingredient for his new potion and, as stated multiple times in previous updates, they have the money), and then take everyone home.

-->Once home, Victor teleported his way up to bed, while Alice – refreshed from her nap and subsequent run – transformed into her wolfy form and headed out for a hunt. Smiler, for their part, went and turned off the gardening bots in the greenhouse – who STILL hadn’t cleared those weeds from the plants! O.o So, after getting their elderberries and chamomile, I had Smiler try weeding them themselves. They ended up getting a dirt frog for their efforts –

But they also ended up getting stuck in an endless loop of weeding. Realizing that the problem might be with the plants, not with the bots, I had them stop and put Alice (who had returned from her hunt, eaten her meat, cleaned up her dish, and repaired the broken sink on the potting bench in the greenhouse -- Smiler was weeding for a while) on the case – she too got stuck in an infinite loop when she tried to weed, proving the plants in question had gotten glitched.

So I just shift-clicked on said plants and cheated the weeds away. XD Hey, not THEIR fault they couldn’t clear the damn things! I was just getting ready to leave it there (with maybe Smiler trying out one of the new herbalism potion they could make with their new ingredients, some insect repellent goop) –

-->When the house made some spooky noises, distracting everyone, and Temperance showed up AGAIN! Right next to Victor as he woke up! Victor – didn’t even react, instead just heading downstairs for meatballs. XD I slapped his bizarre idol on the dresser as he left, then just waited for Temperance to fuck off before saving and quitting, with Victor full of meatballs in the kitchen; Alice Somber-Howling her Fury away on the porch; and Smiler hanging out in the greenhouse. :p Pretty productive day overall, honestly! :) Next time -- well, next time we're getting the Valicer-In-The-Dark-inspired lookbook I did in CAS over Christmas, but after that, we're going back to the store to try to empty those shelves a little bit more – and see if taking the price tags off a few items helps with the lag there. *nods* See you then!

[primarining]

man, I feel the need to vent about being lonely but I'm too exhausted to even formulate the words to get it out

[euclydya]

every now and then when we say something in-sys we DO still hear Allan's voice but barely so

and sometimes. they're like "QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD??" when,

We never DID explicitly tell anyone that, and

He is dead? He's literally a ghost. He honest to god legit for realsies died in 2019.

and he's like..,,,, "oh right! lmao sorry I forgot, carry on" JDJSMSKDMFCN??

[oysterie]

I rly try to use my local librarys libby card and not cleaveland's but every fucking book is like this

[classyrbf]

classmate!gojo part 2!

classmate!gojo who has been losing his mind trying to figure out who his mystery girl is. He’d assume it’s someone he knows, someone he hangs around, maybe one of the well known girls in his class. But looking at them, he didn’t really get that vibe. Sure they’d flirt with him, always hang around him, and that would be way too obvious. Despite being a part time investigator along with being a college student, that hasn’t stopped gojo from chatting with you. Still, everyday, you and him are sending pictures and videos back and forth and texting.

gojo: just tell me who you are, baby, promise I won’t bite ;)

you: where’s the fun in that, hm?

you laugh at knowing he’s frustrated. You see it on his face everyday when he walks into class, looking at his phone constantly and his eyes scanning the room. He does it in the cafe area as well when hanging with his friend, looking to see if any girl might fit his description of you. But of course, he never looks your way, completely disregarding your existence until late in the night when you’re both horny for each other. You can’t help but send him a video of you fucking your self with your dildo, your phone set up perfectly where you can’t see your face, but can see everything else. And you fuck yourself until you squirt all over your bedroom floor, legs shaking as you imagine it’s his cock.

poor gojo is just losing his mind behind the screen, listening to your moans and watching you squirt over and over, but all he’s thinking about is your face. Doesn’t stop him from getting off though. Of course he’s jerking his cock. Roughly. All the frustration is really getting to him. “Fuck! You’re really fucking teasing me, baby. You know that?”

the cycle continues for several days, until one day he misses class. What’s the problem in that? It’s the fact he needed the notes from that lecture and of course his friends never write them down. So, who did the professor direct him to? You. He’s walking up to you so casually, a bored look on his face as you’re sitting in your seat, palms sweating and internally freaking out. “Don’t mean to bother you, but do you have the notes from the last lecture?” He sighs in annoyance, adjusting his backpack.

“Oh, um…yeah, let me just…” You reach down into your bag and doing so, gojo noticed the color of your nails, his brows furrowing. They looked familiar.

“Nice nails,” he said. You couldn’t be his mystery girl, could you? No, no it was just a coincidence. You’re just some quiet, shy, and nerdy girl who keeps to herself. No way you fit in the description.

You pause for a moment, handing him your notes. “Thanks,” you mutter, quickly standing from your seat.

“Wait, don’t you want these back?” He asked, curious as to why you were in such a rush.

“Keep em, I have a picture of them on my phone.” You grab your bag and hurriedly walk away from him, your heart pounding against your chest. Gojo watches as you disappear from the lecture hall, immediately pulling out his phone to pull up a saved picture of his mystery girl, endlessly scrolling through pictures and videos to find one with your hands.

He stops at a video of you groping your tits, eyes widening when he notices the same color nails and design. “Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. No fucking way.” He shoves his phone in his pocket, quickly following after you, wherever you went. But he doesn’t know that you left home for the day, completely avoiding him.

You can’t believe you got so close to him today, so close you could smell his cologne and hear his voice in person. Just thinking about it had you so horny, so wet. And when he complimented your nails? It meant he was actually checking you out! His eyes were on you! “He talked to me!” You squealed, running to your room, locking your bedroom door and slipping your panties off from under your skirt. “He talked to me…he was looking at me…” You sink your fingers into your already soaked cunt, eyes fluttering shut as you move them faster, pressing against your g-spot.

Gojo stared at his phone, debating whether to text you. He needed to really see if you were his mystery girl. He needed to investigate a little more, meaning he needed to watch your every move before confronting you. “Can’t believe you really might be her,” he sighed, biting down on his bottom lip. “Those tits, that ass, that pussy, all belonging to a sweet little thing like you? Can’t be…” Gojo couldn’t help himself, palming his semi-hard cock through his jeans. “Shit, baby,” he moaned, undoing his jeans, pulling out his cock. His eyes shut, remembering the cute look on your face when he walked up to you, and he could smell your perfume too, and that voice…yeah, he could recognize that voice anywhere. You’re definitely her. “I hope you’re thinking about me too. Fuck that. I know you’re thinking about me,” he breathily chuckles, slowly fisting his cock to your pictures.

“You were so close to me today, mmmph—fuck!” You rub your clit in circles, watching a video of him jerking off his pretty cock. “Wish you would’ve bent me over and fucked me right there—ah!” You heavily pant, hips twitching. “I need more!” You reach over into your bedside drawer, pulling out your dildo. “Want your cock inside me, Toru,” you moan. “Please say you’re thinking about me too, please!”

You know he knows. He has to. Why else would he compliment your nails? And why hasn’t he texted you yet? You’ve scared him off. Of course he doesn’t want anything to do with you. But you’ll have your fun while it lasts.

I know I left it on a cliffhanger (I’m super evil 😈 )

part 1 part 3

[okayto]

“The Vampire Dies in No Time” is the official translation used in Japanese media, straight from the author. It’s also implied to be Draluc’s title, as in he is know as “the vampire, Dies on no Time.” Other vampires are addressed that way (for instance, Ken would be the “the vampire, Yakyuken Lover”).

(RE: my review of The Vampire Dies in No Time anime and comments about how the title bugs me)

I know it's the official translation because as I pointed out in the review, the English title is right there in the actual animation (and is verbalized by the Japanese narrator when using the Japanese language option). Interesting that it came straight from the author, but I'm not surprised since it clearly came from Japan, I just have no way of knowing if they consulted with/considered opinions from native English speakers when making that decision, because I maintain it doesn't sound natural; it feels either like it's the answer to a question that's been left out ("how quickly does the vampire die?") and thus makes the title feel incomplete, or it feels like an incredibly awkwardly-phrased way to say "the vampire dies all the time," where "in no time" does not have the same connotation as "all the time."

Like I said, I enjoyed the show! But the title bugs me, and I had a negative-enough reaction just to seeing it that except for episodes showing randomly on Crunchyroll's 24/7 Roku TV channel, I never would've chosen to start watching.

The idea that "Dies in No Time" is Draluc's vampire moniker is intriguing and fitting, I admit, and would also be very funny, but that's separate from experiencing the title as a native English speaker.

[unma]

So I've calmed down. After today's events I find myself even more vindicated in my hatred for my family, but that's neither here nor there. I'm not trying to vent so often on this blog (feels too oversharey), so instead I'll let y'all know that my birthday is in two weeks! Specifically the 24th. So that's cool.

[itzpookiepooh]

Gimme Kiss

You kiss him and then wipe it off

Zayne was about to leave for work when he kissed your forehead and you wiped it off. He stood there in confusion. Why would you do that?

“Im leaving for work.” He says slowly, his eyes not leaving your figure. “Okay! Have a great day, love you.” You kiss his lips only to wipe it off again.

The stare he gave you could put you in the hospital. He kissed your forehead again to which you wiped it off in disgust. You wiped your hands on your pants after as well. He just stared at you blankly, he doesn’t have time for this nor does he enjoy this.

The room felt icy as you look at your husband whose evol is 2 seconds from taking you out. You jump at his icy stare before rushing over to him and peppering him in kisses. He sighs in content his eyes fluttering shut as he finally places a sweet kiss on your lips.

“Have a good day!” You smile nervously as you fix his tie.

That’s what he thought.

You kissed him softly and stepped back to wipe it off. He tilted his head in confusion. Why are you wiping away his kiss? Did his breath stink? Did he stink?

“Why are you doing that?” He asks genuinely. He breathes into his hand sniffing it. He just brushed his teeth what was the issue?

“Doing what?” You ask genuinely confused as you put hand sanitizer on. You went to walk away before you were pulled back by his evol. He’s immediately peppering you in kisses every time you wipe it off. You are basically being suffocated in wet kisses, you think you might even drown.

“If you wipe it off again I’ll do worse.” He threatens as he’s dipping you. You were surely getting a core workout in this position. Your whiny tone breaks through his muffled kisses, “It’s wet!”

You unconsciously wipe off the wet kisses making you freeze. Do you know what you got in return? He licked your whole cheek like a damn dog. You were so frozen in disgust you didn’t even notice he kissed your lips and left for work.

You were never doing that again.

You placed a kiss on his lips before his meeting. He smiled softly at you which was immediately wiped off his face when you did what you did. You wiped your lips harshly before turning to walk away. His evol engulfs you as he pulls you back to him. He kisses you passionately leaving you dizzy.

“Now, try wiping that off.” His rich laugh filling the hallway before he places on last kiss on the crown of your head.

You were so dazed that you could barely register what he said. You were stuck in the hallway wondering what went wrong with your prank.

You wiped off about 12 kisses at this point and if you thought that was stopping this bunny you were wrong. Every single one you wiped he replaced. Not an ounce of annoyance from his side. It was just this intense stare waiting for you to wipe it off again.

“Xavier please.” You begged sternly but he refused to stop if you were just going to cancel it out. You were more surprised at how relentless he was. Usually people left someone alone if the problem kept occurring but not Xavier.

“Then stop wiping it off.” He countered and in the end he won because he pinned you down so you wouldn’t wipe it off again. As revenge he drowned you in kisses.

He’s dramatic so when you did it the second time he assumed you hated him. He got on his hands and knees and gagged and dry heaved. You just stared at him with wide eyes. There was no way he was doing this right now.

“She hates me! She wants me to die!” He mumbled to himself making him look crazy.

What fixed it? Kissing him correctly only to end with him kissing you over 800 times. A bit of an exaggeration? Perhaps but your face felt like it was burning at this point.

“Rafayel, enough!” You yelled but that didn’t stop that fish from kissing you anywhere else.

You asked, I delivered 🤍