I had a nonsensical dream about Lucifer and I have to share it with you because I feel sorry for him (I admit I not only felt sorry for him, it was also a bit funny).
The dream began quite normally, I was coming home very late from a day out with my friends (it was about 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning).
Lucifer arrived at my house just as I was getting ready for bed and wanted me to accompany him to Macdo's because he was short of loyalty points to get the Coca-Cola glass he wanted and the only way to get them was to eat cheesburgers with someone else (I can't imagine Lucifer collecting Coca-Cola glasses at all).
After some hesitation (I wasn't hungry at all and I 'do just come back from a day out with my friends, so I didn't feel like going out again), I agreed to follow him. On the way, I was in a bad mood. When we got to the Macdo there was only one door and you had to solve a riddle to open. Lucifer tried to play along solve the riddle, but I was too angry to wait so I kicked the door in.
Lucifer followed me in (he was a bit disappointed, but he hadn't spent enough time in the human world to know whether it was normal custom to kick down doors).
Lucifer ordered cheeseburgers and nuggets (I was still angry and still not hungry). We sit down to eat, Lucifer is happy because he's got his Coca-Cola glass. Meanwhile I was glaring at all the clients while Lucifer was looking at his glass from every angle, praising its beauty, when all of a sudden someone tried to steal my nuggets (which, for the record, I still don't want to eat, I've only come to accompany Lucifer).
So, I fight the thief, the some other random clients who I don't know why got into the fight, then I smashed a window and ran off with my nuggets across town, leaving poor Lucifer in a ransacked Macdo.
The last image of the dream (after seeing myself go like a cave troll) was of Lucifer holding his Coca-Cola glass against him, sitting on the only chair still intact, surrounded by broken furniture and knocked out clients.
It was just a stupid dream and I felt a bit guilty when I woke up. I feel like Lucifer was trying to organise a date and I was just a strange mix between Levi, Satan and Beel.
But, Lucifer's face at the end of the dream, it was magnificent, he hadn't even had time to understand what had happened, the poor man! These brothers are already unbearable, but he doesn't even get a moment's rest with me.
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^^ anon, please, this was sooo funny.
What a journey!!
I also can't imagine Lucifer collecting Coca Cola glasses, but the part about him being protective of it and praising its beauty sounds right. Like if he's gonna collect something, he's gonna make sure it's something he at least thinks is beautiful akljdsfj.
I looove that you kicked the door in (channeling our own sheep MC at least you didn't blast the door down) and it was even better when Lucifer was disappointed, but not sure if this was just human custom lol.
I'm still kinda wrapping my head around Lucifer ordering a cheeseburger, like that's a very Beel thing to do, but mostly I just can't imagine Lucifer eating a cheeseburger? Or nuggets? I would've believed it if he'd ordered the Filet O' Fish, though. That feels like a Lucifer order in a way I can't describe.
Anyway, you shouldn't feel guilty, you were about to go to bed! I'd be annoyed at Lucifer too! Like man go by yourself, you're a grown demon!
Thank you for sharing this with me, it was a delightful adventure lol!
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Shen Qingqiu manages to bullshit his way through a lot of xianxia skills through muscle memory, and i bet that includes painting since Qing Jing is a peak for artists, so when he zones out and lets his hands do their thing, he can produce art that fits the ancient Chinese art style. When he tries, however, and actually thinks about his art, it becomes very clear to any modern observer that he likely had several "how to draw manga" books as a young teen. His students are captivated by this new art style and everyone starts attempting to mimic it and before he's realized it, there's a new art style coming out of Qing Jing Peak. Word that the Qing Jing Peak Lord has pioneered a new painting style reaches Shang Qinghua's ears and as soon as he looks into it, he loses his fucking mind
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As a magical holiday gift from me to you:
Enjoy the now fully translated unofficial parental guide "The Book of FinFin" for the virtual pet "Fin Fin on Teo the Magic Planet"! 🐬🎄✨
It was originally made by a now defunct German manual publisher exclusively for the German-speaking market, running on Windows 3.1 & Windows 95.
However, you can also run it in your current browser of choice by opening the START.HTM file and adjusting the size of your browser window by slimming it down slightly, so the background image doesn't repeat. That way you get the intended experience without running an old version of Windows!
Download both the English Translation and the original German manual in one .ZIP file by clicking here!
EDIT: huge shoutout to EMGE (the person who runs finfin.de, the fan-run FinFin homepage) who has now archived my translation of "The Book of FinFin" and put it up for viewing on the site!
Now you can read the manual in your browser without needing to download the files onto your harddrive!
View it here under Gallery > Other Products!
Special thanks to everyone the "Fin Fin Fans!" Discord for being excited and patient with me, as I worked on this project single-handedly for the past few weeks.
And of course, also a big Thank You to @wayneradiotv, for introducing me to this silly little critter in the first place through his streams of the game, which lead to me searching for old FinFin media and finding this old CD manual by pure chance.
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