#well it was delightful for me

[misc-obeyme]

I had a nonsensical dream about Lucifer and I have to share it with you because I feel sorry for him (I admit I not only felt sorry for him, it was also a bit funny).

The dream began quite normally, I was coming home very late from a day out with my friends (it was about 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning).

Lucifer arrived at my house just as I was getting ready for bed and wanted me to accompany him to Macdo's because he was short of loyalty points to get the Coca-Cola glass he wanted and the only way to get them was to eat cheesburgers with someone else (I can't imagine Lucifer collecting Coca-Cola glasses at all).

After some hesitation (I wasn't hungry at all and I 'do just come back from a day out with my friends, so I didn't feel like going out again), I agreed to follow him. On the way, I was in a bad mood. When we got to the Macdo there was only one door and you had to solve a riddle to open. Lucifer tried to play along solve the riddle, but I was too angry to wait so I kicked the door in.

Lucifer followed me in (he was a bit disappointed, but he hadn't spent enough time in the human world to know whether it was normal custom to kick down doors).

Lucifer ordered cheeseburgers and nuggets (I was still angry and still not hungry). We sit down to eat, Lucifer is happy because he's got his Coca-Cola glass. Meanwhile I was glaring at all the clients while Lucifer was looking at his glass from every angle, praising its beauty, when all of a sudden someone tried to steal my nuggets (which, for the record, I still don't want to eat, I've only come to accompany Lucifer).

So, I fight the thief, the some other random clients who I don't know why got into the fight, then I smashed a window and ran off with my nuggets across town, leaving poor Lucifer in a ransacked Macdo.

The last image of the dream (after seeing myself go like a cave troll) was of Lucifer holding his Coca-Cola glass against him, sitting on the only chair still intact, surrounded by broken furniture and knocked out clients.

It was just a stupid dream and I felt a bit guilty when I woke up. I feel like Lucifer was trying to organise a date and I was just a strange mix between Levi, Satan and Beel.

But, Lucifer's face at the end of the dream, it was magnificent, he hadn't even had time to understand what had happened, the poor man! These brothers are already unbearable, but he doesn't even get a moment's rest with me.

-^^

^^ anon, please, this was sooo funny.

What a journey!!

I also can't imagine Lucifer collecting Coca Cola glasses, but the part about him being protective of it and praising its beauty sounds right. Like if he's gonna collect something, he's gonna make sure it's something he at least thinks is beautiful akljdsfj.

I looove that you kicked the door in (channeling our own sheep MC at least you didn't blast the door down) and it was even better when Lucifer was disappointed, but not sure if this was just human custom lol.

I'm still kinda wrapping my head around Lucifer ordering a cheeseburger, like that's a very Beel thing to do, but mostly I just can't imagine Lucifer eating a cheeseburger? Or nuggets? I would've believed it if he'd ordered the Filet O' Fish, though. That feels like a Lucifer order in a way I can't describe.

Anyway, you shouldn't feel guilty, you were about to go to bed! I'd be annoyed at Lucifer too! Like man go by yourself, you're a grown demon!

Thank you for sharing this with me, it was a delightful adventure lol!

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[mobius-m-mobius]

#there are two types of actors 😂💖

[thebrainrotsreal]

Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

[waitineedaname]

Shen Qingqiu manages to bullshit his way through a lot of xianxia skills through muscle memory, and i bet that includes painting since Qing Jing is a peak for artists, so when he zones out and lets his hands do their thing, he can produce art that fits the ancient Chinese art style. When he tries, however, and actually thinks about his art, it becomes very clear to any modern observer that he likely had several "how to draw manga" books as a young teen. His students are captivated by this new art style and everyone starts attempting to mimic it and before he's realized it, there's a new art style coming out of Qing Jing Peak. Word that the Qing Jing Peak Lord has pioneered a new painting style reaches Shang Qinghua's ears and as soon as he looks into it, he loses his fucking mind

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

wow guys, i cant believe the player character from hit mascot horror game Poppy Playtime actually saved all monsters, killed the Prototype and left with their newfound family! cant wait to see how the authorities will react to this weird family that just formed!

[targarrus]

creator/ destroyer

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they licensed his ass

my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.

[vole-mon-amour]

source

And another delightful and wholesome reaction by Dave to a halstarion art.

Dave knows what's up. (I mean, Neil literally directed the Bearsin sex scene and the game was promoted with it, and both Dave and Neil keep exploring the topic during the cons when they're both invited, so. Halstarion keeps winning.)

[ladykeyleth]

See if I can send a message to Keyleth. We're back. We're at the surface of the Malleus Key. Just trying to find a way to get back to you.

[dukeofthomas]

Can't believe Bruce canonically picked up a random 12yo homeless child who had no intent to become a vigilante and suddenly thrust Robin onto him without asking if that's what he wanted because he missed Dick (whom he fired because being Robin was too dangerous) and people still act like any take that's not "all the Batkids became vigilantes on their own completely independent of Bruce (who tried so hard to stop them but sadly just couldn't do it)" is a complete idiotic bad-faith take and that you're crazy if you disagree with people saying that Bruce has never ever absolutely NEVER picked up a kid for the purpose of making them into a vigilante.

[factual-fantasy]

Emmet, Ingo, Selena! A wild Kermit has jumped on you guys!

What do you guys do???

[beatriceportinari]

Brook trout - Origami, one sheet of paper

[highlynerdy]

If you can meet a zhiji in your lifetime, you can die without regrets. 一生能遇一知己死而无憾。

Fangs of Fortune / 大梦归离

[my-name-is-apollo]

Having a "I've connected the dots" moment on why Zeus is so affectionate with Apollo, and I don't know why I'd never considered it before that Apollo's youth could be a reason.

Iamblichus, The Life Of Pythagoras (trans. Guthrie)

So there was this sentiment that young boys are the dearest to the gods, and the gods are especially attentive towards their requests. And since Apollo is a perpetual young boy himself, with Zeus being the one to grant him this gift in one version, it makes sense that Zeus has granted so many of Apollo's wishes. He spared Prometheus and Periphas upon Apollo's request even though he was personally offended by them. He agreed to suppress Gaia and Athena upon Apollo's request when it came to the oracular business. He even revived Asclepius to console Apollo despite Apollo's frankly disrespectful reaction to Asclepius' death.

Apollo might be fearsome, powerful, and even reckless at times but when he kneels down in supplication, all Zeus sees is his little boy that he loves so much, and he can't help but give in to his requests (well, most of his requests at least). And as far as the text is concerned, and if I'm interpreting this correcltly, Apollo's youth is interestingly tied to his helpful nature because besides using his own powers to help the humans, Apollo can also help them by supplicating to Zeus on their behalf, as Zeus is more likely to grant a request when it's coming from him.

[violent138]

I would find it so funny if Bruce Wayne, who has an ironic and slightly ridiculous disdain for the occult, had to grapple with his kids' deep belief in the occult. For instance, if one of their siblings went missing with no leads, Bruce would insist on a new search strategy while the kids would be convinced they should at least consult a medium once to get proof of life. The medium would call out Batman for his shitty energy and Bruce would contemplate all the life decisions that led to this.