Today I will subject Tumblr to my honorary Worst Dad, Hyperion
Hyperion is an Epithet Erased OC and is Inscribed with the Epithet Judgement
He's a very adamant man who lives in a mansion that is also the home to many types of birds. On the surface he generally comes off as stoic but caring, putting lots of care into his bird sanctuary and helping those in need, but he does well at hiding the fact he's a literal cult leader of a cult that worships birds and kills people believing they will reincarnated into birds, the superior species.
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I know we collectively agree that Hiccup isn’t romantically inclined, and his getting married and having kids didn’t make sense in the epilogue, but consider: Hiccup getting married for political reasons.
It’s a marriage of alliance, which is recognized both by him and his partner, and they enter it without expectations of romantic involvement. Since they’re now married, they live in the same castle, spend time together, and Hiccup finds he really likes his spouse. They’re funny, get along with his friends, and has the same interests and values. They both probably speak multiple languages. She understands why Hiccup is so dedicated to making the Wilderwest better, and holds similar views. She’s a good politician (her job after all, was to be an ambassador). Hiccup likes spending time with them, and the feeling is mutual. They’re not in love, they have their own lives, but they’re dedicated to each other and eventually decide to raise children. They teach their kids how to train hawks and hunt with dragons, riding, history, the Languages, and all the necessary skills of their world. They’re not in love and they’re happy together.
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If spy x family is purposeful child acquisition and buddy daddies is accidental child acquisition then yuri on ice is forceful child acquisition (as in the child forced them to adopt him)
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Good morning everypony! I hope you're all doing well and you got enough rest 🥺 I didn't lol but here I am heading to work like always
I'm thinking about my fairly oddparents s/i ideas and stuff I was spitballing with my bff last night! Not sure how far I'll actually go with it but I would like to make a more solid design, and as y'all know I've been really enjoying the rewatch! I was thinking of her being a fairy who's still relatively new and starts shadowing Cosmo and Wanda as part of a sort of experimental training program! And over time she gets used to their wacky shenanigans with Timmy and becomes like a part of their fambily...🥺👉👈
But then as I was watching the show last night I remembered Chester and the fact that he doesn't have any fairies (Norm for a brief while doesn't count) despite ACTUALLY living in a trailer park and I decided that eventually endgame would be my s/i becoming HIS fairy! And lemme tell ya...he stresses her THE FUCK OUT 😂😂😂 I feel like (aside from writing reasons) that never happened because he's generally a pretty happy kid, his dad seems really loving but COME ON MAN. Kid probably plays with tetanus-ridden rusty pipes and boards with nails through them, he can wish for a toy or two and maybe some food! I've decided henceforth to adopt him 💖💖
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i see the “army vet bucky” modern au alternatives for the winter soldier trauma and raise you “life-altering motorcycle accident survivor turned (recovered) painkiller addict bucky”. i think this might be too niche but there’s so many parallels psychologically wrt: the lack of choice inherent in the neurobiology of drug addiction particularly in ppl who started off just taking what was prescribed to them for their pain in like the 90s/early 2000s (when pharma execs Lied about the neurological impacts). the way you kind of lose all that time despite still living it and having the memories, how sometimes the memories feel like they belong to a different person once you get sober. how it separates you from everyone else in your life who Didn’t suffer like that. it’s Compelling. imo.
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thinking about the sakyo and azami dynamic for the millionth time! and i am just very very sad about the fact that sakyo's whole portrait was about how deeply he regretted not pursuing his dream of becoming an actor at mankai company. and then later we find out that he ended up feeling guilty for achieving that, for having seen himself in azami and encouraging him not to give up on a dream that they both believed would never come true, only to go off and live out his impossible dream while azami was unable to pursue his own. he had finally gotten what he always wanted but he couldn't even truly be happy because in the back of his mind he was always thinking about how he'd left azami behind!! that intense regret that he had over missing out on his dream just got replaced by regret over having made azami hate him!!
and then i'm thinking about sakyo tripping and breaking his glasses when he finds out azami was in a car accident, azami calling him lame for panicking like that when he barely even got hurt, and sakyo asking him "do i not even have the right to worry about you anymore?". about how azami spent all this time genuinely believing sakyo didn't care about him, and that there was surely no way he'd care enough to remember the card game they once made up together, but sakyo remembered the stats and abilities of every card. thinking about all of the love that was passed down through those cards, with sakyo's mother originally creating jin-gi-oh as a way to make him feel happy and loved and then sakyo going on to do the same thing for his son azami. thinking about sakyo telling everyone embarrassing stories from azami's childhood, just like a parent would do to their child, and how it shows that sakyo always loved azami and was there for him so much more than his "real" father ever was. about how much azami learned from sakyo and how he thinks he's nothing like "that shitty old man" but they are both equally terrible at expressing how they feel and they both have a naggy "blah blah blah" rant mode that they go into. thinking about how azami literally openly admits that he thought of sakyo as his dad when he was little and he still does. about how in the end, they finally both get to achieve their dreams and everything is okay because they may still fight, but they're together again and they know they love each other.
i'm also thinking about how sakyo insists on buying bargain juice and watering it down. azami is right, this man truly is a monster.
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