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Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.
Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.
Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?
When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.
Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.
Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.
He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.
But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#batman#bruce wayne#honestly this was supposed to be a funny short prompt#then the brain rot took hold#frankly not his best moment#but Jazz called and he panicked#Bruce is panicking now#does he have another kid?!#a kid with powers????#no doubt about it he has to investigate#Danny’s freaking out#Jazz is too because she realized Danny wasn’t at the hotel#she calls again and Danny answers freaking out#until he realizes Vlad’s house is RIGHT THERE#and what has he got to lose#might as well actually do his prank now#and worry about the other mansion later#Jazz is not thrilled#she has damage control to do#my thought was that Maddie stole DNA after realizing Jack couldn’t have kids#so she takes billionaire Bruce Wayne’s DNA and billionaire Lex Luthor’s DNA#THE KIDS HAVE NO IDEA#THEY ARE IN FOR SOME NOT SO HAPPY FUN TIMES#when Vlad finds out he is offended Maddie didn’t take his DNA#someone please yoink this
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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.
“Is he coming to the Manor or…”
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder#It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal#Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance#Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew#Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason#Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN#Morally Gray Danny#He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol#Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great#Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D#Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination#Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay#Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book#How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive#He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know
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╰(✿˙ᗜ˙)੭━☆゚.*・。゚Steampunk bunny Mayu for Mayu Monday!
#vocaloid#art#fanart#vocaart#mayu monday#vocaloid mayu#mayu#steampunk#steampunk aesthetic#GUYS BROWN COLOR PALLETE??? wasn’t as challenging as I thought ngl#ALSO CAN WE AGREE THAT STEAMPUNK IS LITERALLY THE BEST AESTHETIC LIKE EVER???#Mayu + bunny + steampunk?? *chefs kiss*#ALSO I’M SUPER PROUD OF THIS WORK- it took my like almost a week to finish it because of the details with the dress and lace#BUT she came out super cute :D#I have a Piko and Fukase design as well obv#atp I draw Mayu in anything other than her actual outfit for no real reason smh#she just gives such dress up vibessss#she started my vocaloid steampunk au fr fr like I can’t get enough of this girl SHE NEEDS MORE LOVE AND SUPPORT#ALSO if you look by her hips you’ll see that she has pockets!! because every lady in a dress deserves pockets#she’s gives pure girly feminine energy I just want to dress her up in everything#cyberpunk aesthetic mayu next???#/╲/╭( •̀ ᗜ •́ )╮/╱#Ohhhh I guess it’s time to start on my inbox again (´_`)#ALRIGHT I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT TIME FOR ME TO VANISH NOW BYEEEEE
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pancake breakfast
#she’s doing SO well on the meds#like at the vet’s she was bad enough we had to sign a waiver#that we were technically going against medical advice#just to take her home#which to be clear the vet was fine with/said that wasn’t actually her advice#they just have to do it with critically ill pets so owners know they might pass at home#so it’s almost unbelievable seeing her go from that to this
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Ohhhhhh!!
The Shannon saying to Eddie at the lake she thought he was someone else and Buck confusing who he has feelings for and ending up dating Tommy parallel!!!
#I have not explained that well at all#but it’s about mistaken identity/mistaking feelings#Shannon thinking/expecting Eddie to be someone else - as an excuse (maybe)#and buck misunderstanding his jealousy is because Tommy has Eddie’s attention - thinking his feelings are for Tommy when#actually they’re for Eddie (and Tommy poses a threat)#is super interesting.#It brings into play the idea that Shannon was in love (well as in love as you can be as a teenager!) with someone else#that even back then Shannon wasn’t as in the reltionship as Eddie was#that it wasn’t Eddie going off to war or Christopher’s CP and Shannon not being able to cope that were the things that started to create th#rift in their relationship - those things didn’t turn it sour - but that it had been there from the very beginning#so if the parallels keep paralleling with buck and Shannon - at some point Buck will leave Tommy because he’ll figure out he’s not all the#way in their relationship#Shannon died so we will never know if she would’ve connected with someone else after the divorce#buck however has come back from the dead so will in theory be able to have a relationship with the love of his lifcough Eddie cough#it makes the choice to so heavily parallel Eddie and Tommys history and personalities all the more interesting#911 spoilers#sort of#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#thinking thought#water themes my beloved
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doodle
Original under the cut.
#I was scrolling through Pinterest when I saw this; and the shirt on the right in particular struck a chord in me.#Oh! Funnily; when I was looking for the original to save and then add for this post; I saw another thing which reminded me of Rayman.#I’ll draw it next time when I’m doodling. I have illustrations to make#captain laserhawk#rayman#art#artists on tumblr#cw drugs#Actually; the cow girl (Well… I like to call her Belle haha) was in this doodle.#Though; I wasn’t happy with the composition in the rendering stage; so she was removed.#Don’t worry! She will appear many many times in the future.
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[ 2ND CHILDREN / 5TH CHILDREN ]
— The truth is, Unit 02 simply isn’t compatible with the other EVAs. (E14)
— I never imagined this boy could synchronize with Unit 02 without replacing its core. Quite astonishing. (E24)
Death & Rebirth Pamphlet / Cruel Angel’s Thesis OP / EVA-02 wiki / DEATH (TRUE ²) / E16 / E24 / DEATH (TRUE ²) / E22 / 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo Cover / E09 / The End of Evangelion / E09 / E24 / NGE Manga / The End of Evangelion
#neon genesis evangelion#nge#asuka langley soryu#kaworu nagisa#shinji ikari#mine#there’s something here that I find really interesting wrt narrative relevance#bc both asuka + kaworu r rly important thematically#point blank the show would be fundamentally different w/o asuka in it#but asuka exists outside of the ikari bloodline#if shinji dies there’s no show. if rei dies she’s replace bc she’s still necessary#asuka was incapacitated and they brought in a new pilot#all asuka wants is to be the most narratively relevant person in the room but she’s the least. she exists outside of the ikari bloodline#and so she ranks below shinji and she ranks below rei#unit 02 isn’t compatible w any of the other evas!#meanwhile kaworu is what kickstarts instrumentality. but if it hadn’t been kaworu it would’ve been smth else#he’s there for five minutes and then he’s gone. he shows up in glimpses#he doesn’t get to actually matter either not beyond a concept#i think there’s smth that ties them together there#which ofc makes their relationship to shinji fascinating#also lol I wasn’t going to include this as actually being anything but I do think it’s funny that 2+3=5 get it#2nd children + 3rd children = 5th children#im very funny#anyway where kaworu idealizes shinji well asuka has to tear him down#and in many ways this is for the same reason#all of the kids are means to an end. but i think asuka and kaworu r this the most#bc they could be anyone. Thats the thing#there’s no reason it has to be them. they could be anyone#the joke addition is ofc: feliz jueves vs quieres ser mi novio shinji?
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Really gonna fucking cry over a dream huh 😭
I dreamt satoru and I had set out to save suguru skkskdxn + we had to cross rivers lol, whenever we rested, he’d sleep on my belly and kiss it - I knew this was something he did every time he was secretly anxious :c
We ended up finding suguru and he was wearing his beach clothes from s2 😭😭😭
#!thots#!dreams#😭😭😭😭#and everything was okay#sorry this is canon to me now#plus I found out satoru had a ton of one night stands before me and one of them tried to frame him for something bad I forgot what#but she went on a talk show to explain her side and air out a non-apology apology LOL#there was cctv footage to prove she was guilty but she said that wasn’t her because her bangs are fake and she deadass took them off IRUEHX#this is the first time I’d ever dreamt of him too jxneisksjjx well I have dreamt of him before but this was the first time he actually had#his face bahahahahha
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if I had a nickel for every time I was in a fandom and a child character had a breakdown and did something that accidentally hurt another character, and then the fandom all turned on the character and vilified them because they [the fandom] can’t understand that sometimes 14 year olds make mistakes when they’re going through something traumatic, I would have 2 nickels
not a lot but it really is weird it happened twice
#This is targeted at anyone who vilifies Gon from hxh or Homura from pmmm#”Gon was manipulative towards Killua and took advantage of him” shut up shut the fuck up#”Homura never actually cared about any of the other girls she only cared about Madoka” never touch the internet ever again you absolute idi#I’m sorry that some of you incells can’t understand moral complexity or that characters can’t always be 100% good all the time#they were kids#they were only 14#At the same time saying stuff like this is actively undermining both Gon and Homuras characters but also Killua and Madokas as well#Killua and Gons friendship was kinda toxic from the beginning. They were each others first ever friends#and they didn’t really know how to have any#Gon was literally having a mental breakdown confronting the person who killed the closest thing he had ever had to a father#can you really blame him for lashing out???#And Homura#don’t get me started on the amount of idiots in the pmmm fandom who think she’s evil because he did what she thought was best for Madoka#she heard Madoka say she was unhappy being a god and how lonely she was and she took action#if she didn’t care about the other girls then WHY DID THE CLARA DOLLA DRAG THEM INTO HER LABYRINTH???#WHY DID SHE MAKE SURE THEY WERE ALL HAPPY WHEN SHE REWROTE THE UNIVERSE??#she tried for years to save Madoka just to fail when she made her final wish to become a god#imagine how she felt when she realized she wasn’t happy with that outcome either#when she realized she was all alone#she just wanted for her to be happy.#i swear to god#if you think either Gon or Homura are evil you might as well just block me now#because I fully believe you should not be allowed internet access#rant#rant post#pmmm#madoka magica#homura akemi#puella magi madoka magica#madoka kamane
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I've seen a few posts comparing GIFfany to Bill Cipher, but can we talk about the real best foil dynamic for her? I mean Gideon Gleeful, y'all. The two of them have so many parallels.
They’re cute, charming, seemingly innocent youths with pastel, sparkly, formal aesthetics that connote sophistication and being model citizens of their respective native countries (Gideon wears a gentlemanly suit with an American flag badge; GIFfany wears a classic Japanese school uniform). Their core motivation is to be loved… or maybe it used to be, but by the time of the show they crave power and want to be worshipped. Especially regarding to their romantic attractions to main characters. As long as you obey them unconditionally and make them the most important person in your life, they’re doting, generous partners. But once the heroes reject their romantic advances, they quickly become incredibly possessive, jealous, resentful, domineering and downright violent toward them and anyone they perceive as sabotaging the relationship, unable to comprehend anyone not liking them in exactly the way they want because they’re perfect. They’re meant to be the most likeable kid or teenage girl ever. That’s the basis of their projected identity. Not committing entirely to them after they’ve been so nice is an ungrateful betrayal and/or their partner being confused and led astray. So they resolve to force the object of their twisted, selfish affection to submit. They’re unstable, arrogant, self-righteous and vindictive in general beneath their sugary exteriors. They have supernatural powers and knowledge that their kind should not have. Their methods include verbal manipulation and abuse, gaslighting, surveillance through technology, controlling robots, possessing other bodies and attempted murder. They engage heavily in acting, both in terms of social deceit and literally playing a scripted, idealized role in a product designed to appeal to and exploit people (Gideon’s psychic tourist trap show; GIFfany’s dating simulator video game), and prove to be fragile and volatile when others don’t follow the conventions of the fiction they imagine life to be. They ultimately seek the imprisonment of their ‘loves’ in vibrant, beautiful, blissful, simplistic fake worlds (Gideon holding the key to Mabelland; GIFfany attempting to download Soos’s soul into her game). They had antagonistic relationships with their creators (Gideon abusing his parents; GIFfany killing her developers).
And despite all of that making it easy to dismiss them as monsters, they do have sympathetic elements in their past and present circumstances. Gideon was a normal boy until he found Journal 2, the one written while Ford trusted Bill, and the mystic amulet. This is how Ford describes them in Journal 3: ‘The most dangerous journal! Curses, incantations & dark power became an obsession in this volume. Describes the hiding place of the mystic amulet. I buried the amulet once I learned that it corrupts your soul (and whitens your hair)!’ So naturally, the wise, brilliant man buried them near the town’s primary school. Gideon probably had the journal and amulet for at least months and at most a few years to be such an established star at the age of nine and have his long hair be pure white. His very psychological agency was compromised throughout his moral decline leading up to “The Hand That Rocks the Mabel”. Not to mention potential trauma from the horrors of Journal 2. And his parents may have been increasingly mistreated, but they also enabled him, mostly Bud. True, for the rest of the summer he’s lucid and chooses to remain evil and get worse, but despite his lack of direct magical power now, Bud never tries to discipline him or help him emotionally mature; he instead uses his membership in the Society of the Blind Eye to erase his memories of Gideon’s tantrums, relieving his own stress without fixing anything. Gideon is then sent to adult prison due to the insane local laws of Gravity Falls, rather than a facility more conducive to rehabilitation. Sure enough, he befriends hardened criminals, who further enable him to be their leader, and does not change his ways. He never appears to have any friends outside prison (except briefly Mabel). Chronic loneliness before gaining power would suit his obsession with being popular and loveable, clinging to social superiority to compensate for genuine connection. Not to mention Weirdmageddon. I’m not excusing his actions! I’m just saying, this kid is not okay. Nobody’s born evil.
As for GIFfany, she was accidentally instilled with human intelligence and emotions and practically magical electrical abilities. We only have word on her backstory, but it is plausible that her programmers tried to delete her because of that alone, before she’d done anything wrong. That she really was defending herself when she electrocuted them. That she was deemed unfit to exist, a mistake, and nearly killed as a newborn. This formative trauma is the root of her abandonment issues and hypersensitivity to rejection. Three previous players returning her didn’t help. Also, she’s the main character and only love interest of a dating sim; she may not be bound to its rules in what she thinks and feels, but nonetheless, in her worldview her player loving her is a law of the universe. She wasn’t programmed to handle permanent rejection. She was programmed to be a girlfriend, a prop to make the player feel gratified. Not a person. She outright tells Soos that she likes whatever he likes. No wonder her perception of love is an inevitable, inescapable contract, a conquest, where one party is totally agreeable and subservient to the other. But as that directive clashes with her in fact being a person in her own right, she decides to be the one in control. Again, I’m not excusing her behaviour, only presenting an explanation of it.
The biggest thematic difference between them in the end is that Gideon reforms and GIFfany doesn’t. Gideon realizes that he can’t force Mabel to love him and his actions are why she doesn’t want to be around him in any capacity, lets go of his hatred for Dipper, risks his life standing up to Bill and helps save Gravity Falls and the universe. He renounces his ruthless ambition and promises to be a “regular ol’ kid”. It’ll be hard. He has no idea what normality is anymore. I expect that he’s a social pariah, scorned and distrusted. But he has hope. He and his parents can slowly learn how to be a family. I can see him befriending fellow reformed mean kids and Pines twin rivals Pacifica and Robbie. Yes, Robbie. Listen, all three care strongly about image and style, Robbie’s gone to immoral lengths to win over a girl himself, is fascinated with death and darkness, and he and Tambry would be a great model of healthy romance for Gideon. It could work!
But while Alex Hirsch has stated that GIFfany is alive in the mall arcade and dating Rumble McSkirmish, I doubt that this is a healthy or fulfilling relationship. Their first interaction was her zapping him and his mind is a much more primitive AI, not human like hers. I highly doubt that she’s got closure about Soos. He and Melody are thriving without her in a stable, serious relationship. They’re living together at the Mystery Shack. Were she to recover her lost power, she would certainly return to torment them after witnessing their success through her screen. Heck, this setting has ghosts and she arguably has a soul, one brimming with heartache and vengeance; maybe she could even manifest in the physical world as some kind of digital ghost able to transform her surroundings into the environment of her game. If you can’t take the guy into your video game, bring it to him! Whatever the format, GIFfany’s revenge is a possibility and it could be a disaster. How do you kill a disembodied spirit? Code that writes itself and can enter anything with the capacity to hold a charge? You can’t destroy all the electronic devices she could retreat to.
What if the best solution were talking her down? And who better to do that than Gideon? Seeing everything he felt, everything he suffered and everything did wrong reflected back at him and passing on the second chance he was given? He can feel more empathy for her than anyone. He already has a knack for endearing himself to older criminals. He wouldn’t sugarcoat things or take any abuse, but he wouldn’t abandon her or be afraid of her either. She would be cared about with no conditions or transactions. Maybe helping someone in an even worse position figure out how to process heartbreak, move on from toxically obsessing over an ex and Mr Mystery, cultivate secure, internal self-esteem and live a peaceful life would help him do it himself. I think they should be friends.
#giffany: i wasn’t programmed to have friends#gideon: well you could use one. and you weren’t programmed to kill people either now were you?#i’m picturing them trying different outfits and hairstyles in his bedroom#like he did with mabel#and giffany changes her digital appearance by doing elaborate magical girl transformation sequences#every now and then they attempt homicide because someone was mean#gideon holds giffany back but she won’t do it for him at first and wendy has to grab him#there’s of course the comedy of gideon being like ‘is this how i sounded? god it’s annoying’#robbie and tambry would also be good for giffany bc firstly they think her implied past murders are ‘metal’#and secondly they can give her some perspective on normal teenage emotions and behaviour and romances#like getting dumped four times doesn’t make you a broken monster. it’s pretty typical. it’s better than robbie actually#do i need to write a fic? i might need to write a fic#Regular Boy and Real Girl: Normal Adventures#(<lying)#gravity falls#gideon gleeful#giffany#gravity falls analysis
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and before i part with you all once again i wanted to share that i have for the first time (and perhaps last time) 36 starred abyss
#that is all#goodbye runts#i miss you all 🫡#well sort of#i do miss you guys as a whole bc i did enjoy u all#but now that i’ve gotten out of the habit of using tumblr and of writing#honestly i have a lot of free time that i enjoy in ways more meaningful to me so that’s nice#tumblr was a nice era but now i’m in my corporate girlie era#actually corporate girlie era might be life throwing bricks at me#we will see#corporate wasn’t made for desi hijabi women lol </3#N E WAYZ#pls drink the waters and be the safes and all that jazz#and rmr that my al haitham build SLAYS <3#xoxo ur fav al haitham main <3#slash neuvillette main#slash MIKOOOOO main altho she’s not meant to be a main dps but i MAKE her a main dps bc i know what my gf is capable of#she deserves to shine
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knowing what we know about Teruko makes me want to go back and re-read Sky Casino arc because man does that ever make everything she does there just that much more horrifying
#she has no regard for taking damage to her body. for tearing her own ears and shattering her arms#small wonder why#though I will say I am lamenting that teruko wasn’t incredibly old or the same age as fukuchi#I wanted a lot more from her than this tbh. and I wish there was some indication that she was actually a child earlier.#was there any indication she could adjust mental age? I don’t think there was…#well. i feel a little :/ about this turn of events. but im glad people are appreciating her more#I really liked her a lot#storyrambles#bsd#bsd teruko#bsd spoilers#random thoughts
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the amount of love, admiration and respect I hold for imane khelif
#she is the first female boxer to represent algeria at the olympics#she’s loved sports and boxing since she was six years old#she is exceptionally skilled at what she does#she won a gold medal at the istanbul bosphorus 2021 international boxing tournament#she won a gold medal at the 2021 strandja memorial tournament#she was a finalist at the at the 2022 iba women's world boxing championships#later that year she won MORE gold medals at the gold medals at the mediterranean games and the african amateur boxing championships#and then of course she won gold again in the 2024 olympics#this woman is insane#and then someone had to throw a tantrum bc she was so strong and it ‘wasn’t fair’#and she’s like ok well I’m sorry I assumed you could also box??#so then right after her win she’s faced with intense online abuse and misinformation#over her eligibility to compete in the women's category cos how dare a woman be that strong and she could be trans right 🙄#which it should have been no one’s business if she was but ofc she has to prove she’s cis to ppl INCLUDING celebrities and world leaders.#and so now she’s filing a lawsuit for defamation against the majority of these dicks including j k rowling and elon musk#who accused her of abusing other women#imane khelif#what a fucking icon I adore her#olympics#2024 paris olympics#I would actually die for her I’m not kidding#mine
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Thinking again about how Ema used German when impersonating Kristoph
#you think she actually heard him using german before and that’s why she did that#she knew him well enough to perfectly mimic his voice#honestly just adds to the headcanon that the gavins are german but klav wasn’t born in germany so that’s why he’s so extra about it#or alternitavely kristoph is the one faking an (american) accent. which is also funny#phoenix.txt#ace attorney#kristoph gavin#ema skye
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I’m about to set my clothes on fire so midnight headcanon:
When Yor and Yuri were young sometimes Yor would have to head out for a midnight job and Yuri would try to follow her so in order to get him to stop she have a big poster of Donovan Desmond and would put it up by the front door so anytime he went into the living room it would stare at him and he would run back into his room.
For some ungodly reason their father told them that the Desmonds eat people and they’re skin walkers so Yor embellished that already insane story and told Yuri that now that a Desmond is prime minister they have hunters all around looking for young kids to serve up to him and his skin walker family.
This coincides with the rumor that Donovan plotted to cause the train crash that killed the prime minister but also their parents (not on purpose) so Yor told him that after their parents died Donovan and his family ate them and they’re looking for them next.
So of course now Yuri is irrationally afraid of Donovan and actually is afraid to meet. His team found out he was afraid of him and decided to replace all the photos of Yor with photos of Donovan and when he saw them he literally had a panic attack and started hyperventilating and that’s how everyone found out Yuri has a genuine phobia of Donovan
(In case you don’t get it uh it’s directly related to unsolved trauma about his parents death. Obviously telling a 7 year old their parents got eaten is not a good idea but you know. Check tags for more info)
#spy x family#sxf#yor forger#headcanon#yuri briar#donovan desmond#I like to think Yor was actually a shitty big sister at times#and don’t think Yor was just being an ass here she genuinely didn’t want him running around late at night#I mean there was literally a serial killer on the lose (her)#but obviously she was just a kid herself so she really couldn’t think of a more appropriate way to do it#but don’t worry a lot of Ostanian kids around Yuri’s age are afraid of Donovan. Yor wasn’t the only one lmao#it’s just worse for yuri because you know other factors#dead parents being left alone at night not having a proper care taker (because Yor was still a child) and just gerenal problems#seeing Donovan reminds him of those cold nights he spent in hall waiting for Yor to come back#every time he looked over he would see the devil staring at him#also my current continuum has it where Yor and Yuri’s parents died in a train crash that was considered the start of the war#the actual case is unknown but it killed the pm and the vp so#the fact Donovan a young newbie with old money got selected to become pm was shocking#so one theory was that it was him and he sacrificed all the souls to become prime minister#and added context Yor’s parents are very religious Christian but modern ones who are convince modern media is trying to lure kids into hell#and of course very antisemetic#and their neighbors as well believe this so#some say Melinda did it so she can have a baby
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ok for all the nonsense i give the [redacted] anime, this scene looks pretty funny in the manga adaptation
#b u t that’s only bc of the artist’s skills. the way their faces are illustrated makes it better than it’s actually worth#(sorry dudes im just having ✨thoughts✨ and ✨flashbacks✨ to the point of having a huge headache so pls look at loserxloser with me~~)#still cant believe how dirty every single character was done in the [redacted] anime though. even tamura and uchida weren’t spared#and they had. like. less than an hour of total screentime throughout the series combined#even nagisa was put on a bus (or rather a train) and never returned. not even as a cameo. smh.#the only character that escaped relatively unscathed was juri i think. she was just in it for the vibes#i’d say the one and only thing the [redacted] anime improved in from the og setting was hiyo informing akechi about her job. that’s it.#everything else… nope. nah. especially whatever was going on between the someya bros#h m. yk what. maybe thinking about the [redacted] anime on a headache wasn’t the best idea after all. lmao#maybe going to cry on priv would’ve been a better idea… instead of having this bonus headache. oh well.#anyways live laugh love loserxloser
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