#well - kinda

[i-have-41-protons]

Parallels! :3

Those two are simply MEANT for each other is what I’m saying. Something something cannibalism as a metaphor for love…

@sixeritwouldeatyoualive did I quote you? Yes yes I did

[reapleaser]

Kloktober day I posted but then deleted

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 12!

It came out pretty chaotic haha. I don’t regret anything though~

Part 1 Next

[incoming-wormhole]

the temptation to make stargate rings to go on my wheelchair wheels for Basingstoke is so high rn....

[s3rrrpentine]

first page for the other part (｡・//ε//・｡)

tbh ahhhh i cannot wait to show you all the next parts!!!!! so to ease my excitement i give you. 1 page. for now. and hopefully my creative juice keeps being juicy so i could complete the comic wayyy waaaayyyyyyyy fasssssterrrrrrrrrrr (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

there was a tim hortons in a mall in tianjin and it was HILARIOUS

outside of coffees, the food was primarily in bagel form

i dont even know if it was timbits in these things, everything seems to be prepack or display rather than the baskets of timbits and donuts that are normal

i have NO IDEA what flavours these are, i didnt think to get any since we got lunch beforehand and i was still really full

the employee uniform is LITERAL lumberjack-ass plaid shirts i wish i could show yall but im not a fan of taking pictures of strangers for the internet

there was this black bagel thing???? idk i can't actually read any chinese (hazard of immigrating when young, im not actually literate) but i really wanna know what flavour that coal like object is. at a guess, i'd say black sesame but who knows

[yuurionviktor]

I wanted to do an Alfons Mucha inspired piece since forever

[spicyraeman]

lil guy and big ouppy form

[callofloony]

Short circuit German.

I just think König who absolutely melts anytime you call him something sweet, sometimes gets so flustered he literally forgets how to english, and i don’t mean he’s stuttering so much he can’t form a proper sentence, all his knowledge of the english language just goes out the window for a good 10-15 minutes until he reboots.

This one time when you were delirious (prolly just woken up from a damn good nap) you hugged him from behind, and in your sleepy voice you whispered into his ear, “g’morning, sweetheart… missed you…” And he just completely short circuited, he was trying to respond in english so you could understand him better, but it all came back german. “g-gut-… guten morgen- liebling!! wie gehts?“ (good morning, darling. how are you?) and seeing the confusion on your face trying to do an internal translation whilst still being out of it, only made him even more flustered, and even a bit giggly.

He made you coffee right after, of course.

[little-devil-art]

[Your 1st Demon] 💛

He basically agreed to a pact with you because you freed his credit card from the LITERAL freezer. But we love him all, don’t we? 👀

[kevjeanyves]

jean moreau would have a super obvious type (dyed blonde hair, friendly smile, gentle disposition) if it wasn’t for kevin being such a drastic outlier…

i can’t blame him, it’s THE kevin day. not only is it the kevin day, it’s the only person who showed him kindness in those four awful years…

so in conclusion, jean’s type is anyone who’s kind to him…and it Helps? if they have dyed blonde hair and kind smiles

[billbrotherman]

weird cat guy

big thanks to the commenter

[im-not-projecting]

kinda cute ship dynamics????

feel free to use! tag me if you do ^^

naturally bold flirt A x quiet B who flirts back (flusters A)

blunt, tired, deals w/ B's bullshit x unhinged, chaotic, annoys A a lot

chaos magnet x chaos instigator

sarcastic loner (actually a menace) x confident asshole

loveable x hateable (LITERALLY INSEPARABLE)

"oh, i'll fuck you up so bad" x "i'll hold you to that"

scary looking & would kill you x cute but would also kill you

A snarky jerk x B who knows how to deal w/ them

"i don't matter" x "you matter to me"

affectionate x not used to it

"you wanna kiss me so bad" x angered but flustered

always talks x loves listening to them talk  

"aw your so cute and short" x "i’m literally older then you"

scary (will kill you) x cute (will also kill you)

[alexsoenomel]

Random Joel Miller Headcanons:

Joel was an early bird, always had been, so naturally he would wake up before you to make breakfast and coffee.

He liked taking care of you. He was a man of a few words; didn't say much, but his actions spoke louder than words.

He liked when you would play with his hair whenever he couldn't sleep and you liked the way his soft gray locks felt between your fingers.

He was not the one to tell you what to do, but he would sometimes get very protective, like a guard dog, to the point where he would forget you were in fact an adult. He would try to control you, tell you what you can and can't do, but it never worked with you. It would always end with you telling him to fuck off.

Joel loved teaching you how to play guitar. He loved watching you as you would get lost and bit your lower lip as you tried to play a simple note. He thought you were cute whenever you would get frustrated.

Bickering, lots and lots of bickering. He was twice your age and you enjoyed reminding him of that.

"Not bad for a man in his 70s," you told him once, panting and covered in sweat after multiple orgasms he gave you.

"I'm 56, dumbass," he told you, trying to catch his breath.

"Perv," you teased.

"Oh, fuck off."

He would wake up in the morning because of you, he would try to live and not just survive because of you. Everything he would now do, he would do it because of you.

You loved to snuggle with him, especially during winter, because that man was a walking, taking heather.

Music. He loved sharing his favorite songs with you. You loved how excited he would get, when you actually knew the song.

Showering together; the purest form of intimacy. You loved washing his hair and he loved washing yours. He loved feeling your body under his rough fingertips.

Night drives. You loved watching him drive and the silence of the night, so every once in a while you would go on a drive in the middle of the night, listening to music, eating junk food under the stars, or you would pull over to the side of the road and fuck. Handprints all over foggy windows were a regular occurrence.

Animalistic sex. He loved making you scream in pleasure to the point where you couldn't take it anymore. He loved making you his in every position, location and at any given time. Biting, sucking, scratching -- he loved everything. Age was just a number in his ID; that man fucked like he was in his 20s.

He loved hearing you whimper and fall apart under him. He loved the way you would forget everything but the sound of his name whenever he would fuck you.

Slow sensual sex. Even though he loved fucking you senseless he also loved making love to you. He loved worshipping every inch of your body, taking his sweet time, teasing you until you couldn't take it anymore. He loved the way you would look at him. He was aware how much he was loved by you, but still thought he didn't deserve it.

Kissing. That man loved to kiss. Your neck was his favorite spot. You loved to bite his lower lip, just to tease him, since he would always get hard from it. He loved the way you would play with his lip between your teeth.

"Stop biting me, we are in public."

"Make me."

The first time he told you he loved you was in the bedroom. His guard was down, he was pounding in and out of you slowly as you were digging your nails into his shoulder blades. He still had no idea why he said it, but there was something about you that day. You were completely lost in him, telling him how good he was, how handsome he looked and how he made you feel so so good. He couldn't help himself. He whispered a soft I love you into your ear before you came, moaning his name over and over. "I love you too, handsome," you told him before kissing him. He would never forget it.

Enjoy me being delulu y 'all. Still struggling to write and feeling like shit. Hopefully it will pass soon, it's quite annoying.

[bluishfrog]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

what do we think folks, subtle enough to not register as a cosplay?

or shall i turn the jacket back around and put the orange on the inside?