#weirdest fucking coincidence

[brionysea]

if mike was straight, stranger things would've ended after season 2

[bisonaari]

Wait a goddamn second

I have grapheme-colour synesthesia, meaning that I see letters and numbers in colour in my mind

And I was thinking about how a weird crazy and party year this had been

And then I realized

2023 IS KÄÄRIJÄ CODED

[cloyingcadaver]

x

[knackeredforever]

Been looking at some ac6 discussion on tumblr and

Spoilers:

Iguaza is reverse sans is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard and why is it technically true

[corvidaedream]

trying to search a random bostonian guy again and ended up finding my family in the search results

the guy i was looking for isn't related to us, his name isn't in the book it pulled up

the thing that reads the text just misinterpreted the digitized text and spat out my maternal grandfather's personal information

???

my great grandmother frances's last name isn't even correct

[alien-girl-21]

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[saintedbythestorm]

ANOTHER ONE?! IN THE SAME EPISODE??? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL????

What the hell...?! New vegas music? In my supernatural???

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Some People Will Not Believe Me

If it's any consolation, this story slightly embarrasses me because it feels like some fake shit I'd tell younger me to hype myself up in an attempt to convince them it might be worth making it to adulthood.

So, I work in childcare. I interact with kids all the time and being a person who enjoys children's media tends to help me bond with my kids from time to time.

There is a little girl at my job named Violet.

Now, me being me, I asked if she liked A Series of Unfortunate Events because she's in the target age group for the series.

She says yes and that she is a big fan of Violet Baudelaire, though her parents don't really like her watching the Netflix series because they think it has scary subject matter (literally the point, but go off). I suggest the books to her and inform her that I myself have been a fan of the series since I was a little younger than her.

We bond a little over the series and then I physically watch her eyes drift down.

To my left ankle.

And, in spite of my tattoo being the book version rather than the Netflix version, she immediately recognizes it.

She proceeds with a suspicious squint in my direction.

And let me tell you the amount of dopamine and serotonin that rushed into my brain! I have been waiting forever to have a moment like this!

Truth be told, other children have recognized my tattoo and given me this look in passing. Usually in bookstores, once in a Pizza Hut, don't asked questions.

But none of them actually said anything or confronted me and I would never just walk up to some random child that doesn't have some form of relation to me.

But this child was one of my students. And she was certainly going to confront me about it.

And her name is Violet???

Hence begun the world's weirdest coincidence and playful rivalry I now have with a child as she has decided I must be her personal Firestarter Nemesis (all a game, all in good fun).

She has accused me of being Count Olaf to other students. (I even got to pull a "What eye tattoo?" once)

She taunts me that I'll never get away with my schemes.

She loves the Count Olaf impression I occasionally do with my students (I'm an art and drama teacher lol. Fun fact: Kids love when you commit to a bit and are slightly and jokingly mean i.e. "It's time to go home, hun" vs *looks at them bluntly* "Go home." Gotta be able to read your audience though)

Tell me why this child has walked into the facility with fake, giant hundred dollar bills two days in a row giving me a physical "fortune" to steal?

Gotta say I'm doing way better than Olaf because I've succeeded twice (again, all in good fun. She got it back after I got my gloating out of the way).

Point being, adulthood is fucking weird, but occasionally life lets your inner child have some fun.

[ginnsinabin]

Wrench with “rival” hacker hcs

+Gen neutral 

(not at all sure what this is, its different than my normal hcs but its not exactly a one-shot type? maybe a blurb no idea but here ya go)

-Now this all started because of a coincidence, you two just happened to be hacking the same item 

-No war, no mission, not even trying to out hack the other

-Just two hackers wanting a bit of cash and just so happened to choose the exact same atm and the same time

-You managed to hack it just a bit before wrench tried to, thus causing a notification to come up on wrenches phone saying that there’s no money available

-Now this wouldn’t be a problem, it could have just had no more cash to withdraw, however the screen also comes paired with a small character with its middle finger shown

-This leads wrench to let his wild paranoid mind fly free

-Who the hell is fucking with him and why? Is this prime_eight wanting another ass kicking?

-While you go on about your day with your newly “found” money, wrench is festering

-He spends the next several hours tracing signals, networks and the like until he finds your blurred and practically nonexistent ctos profile

-But this wasn’t enough info to find and payback this person, he needed to fuck with whoever fucked with him

-This turns into a day's long investigation of non stop searching for some rando he didn’t even meet

-His last resort was just to sit on a nearby bench by the atm, just sitting and waiting 

-He stayed there for quite a few hours

-Just as he was about to give up, finally tiring himself out of his own insanity, a small cha-ching echos through the air

-Wrench snaps his head up, scanning the area

-Almost no one was around at that time of day, and absolutely no one stood at or near the atm

-Yet lo and behold there’s a ‘transaction complete’ pop up on the screen featuring the same character flipping the bird

-It took several head swivels to spot someone on their phone, in the same general direction the sound was heard, turning on their heel to calmly walk away

-Wrench, with in his new found crazy, jumps up and legit chases after you

-While wrench is spouting absolute nonsense about ‘revenge’ this and ‘you messed with the wrong hacker’ that, you are the most confused you have ever been to date

-After a very brief and simple explanation that this is just the atm you typically hack cause of the high foot traffic around the area, wrench is brought out of his self-absorbed fantasy

-Now that he can see clearly now the rain is gone, he takes in your appearance and presence, finding not only his interest peaked but his heart deciding that this person is now its target

-After a moment, or two, of a long drawn out silence following your non antagonistic actions, wrench decides that this is a good time as any to ask for your number with a slightly cocky yet embarrassed emote on his mask

-While this is by far the weirdest pick up starter to not only start a conversation but to also ask for your number, you evidently say yes

-How could you turn some the very much weird and spiked dude that was a fellow hacker?

(i kinda like this topic with wrench, might continue it but probably in headcannons instead of this weird blurb like thing)

[sixlane]

laneeeee as the og pandoralecto anon i ABSOLUTELY want to talk about them and bartyyy especially since i think barty and alecto would have like a lowkey sibling-like relationship but also theyre both fucked up so it is also a bit sexual but like. alecto is also fucking her brother and barty wants to fuck twins that are already fucking so its not the weirdest most incestous thing going on in their lives.

anyway. pandoralecto. since barty and alecto are close like that she tells him and she's like "this is terrible i hate her but also i cannot stop aaaaagh helpppp" and barty.exo stops working cos erm. what.

I think a huge part of his reaction to that is what is his relationship with evan and pandora at that moment? cause its going to be different if he wants to fuck evan, is fucking evan, wants to fuck dora, is fucking dora, wants to fuck both of them, is fucking both of them, or is fucking both of them cause they invited him to join their weird incest stuff.

im kinda leaning towards him already knowing that there's smth going on with evan and pandora and wanting to join them. that's when it makes me the most insane.

all those relationships are open relationships but he only knew that in theory until now. he never imagined pandora with someone who isnt evan and now it turns out shes into women too?? hes going insane. hes foaming at the mouth.

alecto is objectively attractive but also shes kinda like his sister. he knows too much about her to be attracted to her. he cannot. no. simply no. but also he did have to run away to the bathroom to jerk off that one time he saw her boobs. he convinced himself it was a coincidence and it didnt have anything to do with alecto's tits. he jerked off to the thought of evan.

but now it turns out those two girls who he knows so well and who are both attractive are fucking. two girls. fucking. attractive girls.

he goes into full shock for a minute and just sits there, stares blankly at the wall and imagines it and then he gets a boner and its really awkward for him but alecto doesnt even notice cause theyre both drunk. he leaves and she doesnt think about it, just gets herself another drink.

I gotta ask. do u think he ever joins them?

cause in my mind they'd never like. actually have a threesome or smth. but i could see a situation in which pandoralecto is having sex and barty's watching. (idk if its consenual or voyerism yet ill tell u when i decide)

anyway. love the dynamic of them three. u're a genius mwah bye

ok first of all i love you for sending this. like seriously i was smiling so big reading this. i’m so ready let’s get into it.

ok so upon further thought i kind of don’t think alecto would ever mention she’s fucking pandora to like. anyone. i think barty would just figure it out himself because he’s nosy and perceptive like that. and he’d need like two weeks to fully accept that as something that is happening.

because really the alecto barty friendship only works if he’s not attracted to her at all. @/foursaints and @/jewishregulus have made great posts about this but basically. alecto hates men like barty but she can tolerate barty because he never treats her like other men do. alecto doesn’t fit into barty’s vision of what an attractive woman is. she’s harsh and mean and she takes everything way too seriously. he just doesn’t understand that she’s attractive. she’s not a woman in his mind. and that’s the only reason alecto can be friends with him. (and yeah i do agree they have a sibling-like relationship which is again only possible because he does not like her like that).

so yeah his brain breaks a little when he realizes pandora and alecto are having violent hate sex. because that should be very hot to him. but then alecto is there. so. it’s weird. he gets a boner and a migraine every time he tries to imagine it.

i think you’re right that this is made even better if barty is aware of the rosier twincest but not directly involved yet. if he’s actively fucking pandora and/or evan there’s less mystery surrounding it for him. if he has already fucked pandora there’s less for his brain to break over.

so basically. no i don’t think he ever joins them or actively watches. i think he sometimes walks into heated arguments between alecto and pandora and that’s basically just as good/bad. alecto smashed a plate and now pandora’s holding a shard up to her neck pinning her against the wall. barty walks in like. 😦….. i’ll leave you guys to it. he cannot be involved because he truly doesn’t know where he’d fit into the dynamic. there’s no room for him.

[niktheniknik]

Oh wait fuck its November 5th

Happy whatever the fuck happened that day, will never not be the weirdest coincidence

[meteorherd]

for some reason rewatching lok has coincided with me getting the weirdest takes about it every time i try to open tiktok. like you cannot tell me people actually care about korra's nothingburger of a father. the guy who did absolute fuck all during the civil war and then proceeded to say literally NOTHING when his daughter told him she's sacrificing herself to the fucking terrorist organization that's been out to kill her since birth. easily the worst parent in the whole of the atlaverse. ozai who

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Either the gay/trans shit in MyHouse.wad is the weirdest and most seemingly intentional series of coincidences in existence or Veddge is the most saintly, compassionate, and empathetic suburban straight man who has ever lived or someone is fucking lying about who he is really this aspect of the experience is the only thing I can't put together

[sicklittleeighties]

I know this is the weirdest coincidence in the history of ever but my friend and I were watching Solar Opposites together like a week ago and we went to McDonalds— so I Venmo her money back for the McDonald’s and I put in the memo “me and you as Terry and Korvo sucking and fucking” as a joke. Venmo wouldn’t let me even though I have put almost the same thing before. Anywho I forgot about it until tonight’s episode when I SEE FUCKING THISSSS:

Run me my fucking check Hulu 😂💅🏻

[henrysglock]

SO ARE WE GOING TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT????????

MARCH 22, 1959??? FUCKING MATTHEW MODINE'S BIRTHDAY???????????

50/50 chance that this is the world's weirdest fucking coincidence or the duffers are actually clinically BATSHIT insane

[crazyinluvfix]

hi y’all ! apologies for being so MIA, but in my absence i rekindled my love for pete davidson and MY FUCKING SURPIRSE when he shows up in em’s new music vid ??

someone tell me i’m not going crazy this is the weirdest coincidence of my life you dont even know

AND WHAT DO WE THINK OF HOUDINI !!

his albums since recovery have been a bit of a let down personally, but after this new single I HAVE SM HOPE I LOVE IT