#weird al yippee

[high-ass-zombie-angel-statue]

Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town

Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here

I thought that I would go right out of my mind

Until a friend told me the news

He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot

Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it

And on that spot they're gonna build a shop

Where we can go buy bolts and screws"

Since then I've been walking on air (air)

I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair

'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care

I've been waiting since last June

For this day to finally arrive

I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive

'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside

Well, I hope they open soon

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight

Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out

I pressed my nose right up against the glass

You know, I had to be first in line

Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom

Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house

See those hacksaws? Very, very soon

One of them will be all mine

Guys with nametags walking down the aisles

Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles

Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles

All arranged alphabetically

And they're doing a promotional stunt

There's a great big purple sign out front

That says every 27th customer

Will get a ball peen hammer free

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open the door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

Thank you that was the ENTIRETY of weird Al’s hardware store

me omw to the hardware store

[autistic-hippie-squirrel]

I spent two hours listening to Weird Al and he has inspired this. Thank you Weird Al Yankovic for being my muse

[j4wstheshark]

redraw :33

[supervettesixpack]

* yahoo 🥾

[moingo]

:3

[dilfsuzanneyk]

ok reupload time because i've tweaked it

[mikareo]

⌗ SEASONS OF LOVE ₊ ˖ ་. a 呪術廻戦 miniseries

“ ࣭⸰ ★ HOPELESS ROMANTIC ; geto x fem reader ⠀ ꒰ . . episode two ! ꒱ . . . word count; 1.1k ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᯇ it's not a hot-girl summer

⊹ ⠀⠀ geto suguru was having such a great day...until you knock on his door at 6:00pm begging for help with your boy troubles.

contains; geto suguru x fem reader, university (year 2) au, fluff, swearing, friends to lovers, love triangle

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"what the fuck are you doing here?"

geto thinks this is the first time ever, that the two of you have been within six feet of each other without gojo around to make conversation...and it's weird. he didn't even know that you knew where he lived, let alone would come knocking on his door right before he was about to leave to get some korean barbecue chicken. he's barely moved in yet, with the summer coming to a close as campus begins to open up again, and you're surprisingly the first familiar face he's been able to see. yippee, lucky him. man, he really wants some honey garlic chicken, right now.

it's not that he doesn't like you. he thinks you're fine. you're normal. you don't cause any trouble unless you're with gojo, and you might be more similar to geto than one may think— but hanging out with you has never really been a thing. the only notable thing that you do have in common is gojo; and unfortunately, that's the very reason why you're here.

"satoru made a hinge profile." you sigh.

who cares?

"okay? he's satoru, that's not unusual." geto assumes this conversation will be a waste of time, but he wants to hear you out. he's nice like that. "is there a bigger issue?"

the look in your eyes tell him that there is, and within the ten seconds he takes to gaze at them, he finds himself lost. just for a moment, he's standing on a cliffside, gazing out at the open sea, with a sunset of colors painted before him. he's understanding your emotions from a painter's point of view, noticing each blended shade watercolored onto your irises with gentle brush strokes. there's loneliness, hopelessness, helplessness...and most significantly...there's love.

"you're in love with him, aren't you?"

without thinking, he moves aside to give you space to enter his room. he knows that this conversation will be difficult for you and wants to give you the privacy to vent in quiet; after all, it's the least he can do.

"how are you in love with satoru? he's like a walking std." geto thought you were the one girl who wasn't in love with his best friend. it seems he was wrong. "there's a ton of other guys on campus to go out with. why don't you do that thing people talk about online...the...what is it? hot girl summer?"

you groan and hug his pillow to your chest. when did you get on his bed? "i don't want a hot girl summer anymore, geto."

"i want a satoru summer."

that sounds like something out of his nightmares. the thought of gojo invading his every day and shadowing him from the sun is almost nausea inducing— however, geto didn't let you into his safe space to judge you. he let you in so he could listen.

"i'm just so tired of watching every other girl go on dates with him, it's not fair! why does he want them? none of them actually know him. they don't know his favorite stores or how he likes his eggs cooked! they don't see the face he makes when he's actually upset, and they definitely can't tell the difference between his fake upset look and his real upset look! i know him better than anyone— including you— and i don't understand why he doesn't love me like i love him! —and now this new class of freshmen girls get to have him? no! it's like he doesn't even see me as an option, he just looks through me. i don't exist in any romantic category in his brain, it's bullshit."

as your tears soak his favorite throw pillow, geto takes a moment to piece together everything you cried. with the voice cracks and small sobs, it was difficult for him to follow along, but he believes he understands the main point. you love gojo. gojo doesn't love you. simple.

geto would be lying to say that gojo's just a coward and actually does want you back. he knows firsthand that his best friend has never ever mentioned you in any romantic way. to gojo, you're just another best friend that he can rely on when he's being an absolute dick— which is a shitty situation for your sake, but you deal with it anyways just as geto does.

"y'know what i think?" he leans against his bed frame, gently tilting your head up to look at him. "i think that he might not be right for you. i mean, if you feel like he doesn't see you, he's not the one."

you bite your lip, struggling to hold in your tears. "but he is. i know he is. i need to be better for him."

now that's just not right.

"no." his hand is caressing your face. the position is very intimate and if anyone walked in they'd definitely assume you're a couple, but geto isn't aware of that. he just wants to make sure that you're going to be okay. "you shouldn't have to change yourself for satoru of all people—"

"but i do need to!" the volume of your voice surprises him, causing him to jolt back and let go of your cheek. "i just need more experience to be the kind of woman he likes. i need to actually put myself out there, i mean, i never do that. obviously he isn't going to like me if i don't even know how to flirt." you don't know how to flirt?

"you're joking right?"

"why would i be joking?"

"you seriously can't get a guy?"

"...i don't want to answer that."

ohmygod.

"alright," geto clears his throat and sighs the deepest sigh in his entire life, "i'm going to do you a favor and take you on some dates for practice. nothing more than that; just a few dinners, maybe some coffee shops, and if you're lucky i'll even throw in a bookstore or two. nothing romantic, though. i just want to be a good friend."

there's a small smile creeping on your lips. "are you serious?"

it's kind of cute. "dead serious."

and suddenly your arms are around him and geto thinks he might lose consciousness with the lack of oxygen he's getting. you give good hugs.

"thank you! thank you!" you're excited again and he's happy to make you laugh. your crying face was too much for him to handle. you don't deserve to feel sad, you're too sweet for that. "i'm so excited! i can't wait!"

what has he gotten himself into...

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[halloweenism]

We aren’t that close of moots, and I wanna change that!

Heres a few questions I have! Feel free to answer as few or as many as you’d like!

1. Preferred name and pronouns?

2. Fav color?

3. Do you like fantasy stuff?

4. If so, for the last question, what’s your favorite creature type? I like werewolves, and other lycanthropes.

5. Do you prefer movies or musicals?

6. What’s your fav movie or musical?

7. What questions do you wanna ask me?

Thanks! I hope I don’t come off as weird. It’s just that I like getting to know my mutuals :D

omg hi pango id lov that too!

ali (or al) she/her except i do wtv i want sometimes

uhh black but it always changing bc i love colours yippee

yes

VAMPIRES count? wrrefloves ar eso yippee. also mermaids and fairies WITCHES AR EMY FAVOURITE YIPPEE

uhh movies

i am really bad at asking questions. uhhh

do you like dismey movies? if yeah whats your favourite :3

[snuize]

fisch lip sync test with weird al audio

Yippee yippee yippee

[theleseroftwoweevils]

new intro post!!

covering the basics my names are conner, livvy, nessie, al, ivan, and anthony/anton i use he/him/any INCLUDING NEOS!!!!!. list of neos that I picked out for myself but go wild!! i don't rlly use labels but u can think of meas a man kisser if it helps you sleep at night. ugmm. art blog is @sillym0us3. side blogs inspired by @/cat-spotted are @dog-spotted and @mouse-spotted. also made this sideblog @is-your-post-weird-al picturess carrd prons??? more prons

some other things about me:

wisconsinite, furry, virgo, intp-t, 222, sep.7, minor, cameron frye kinnie, old man fucker, ask box and dm's are open, ummmmm also feel free to call me codey!!!

DNI: pedos, porn blogs, racists, homophobes, transphobes, nazis, sexists/misogynists, fatphobes, etc.

you can check under the keep reading for more things abt me!! (careful its like a lot of stuff)

things i do

cello, write, make art, read, learn italian

things i like

tv

master and commander, community, ferris bueller's day off, much ado about nothing (1993), baby, dexter, twilight, gilmore girls, teen wolf, dc (mostly batman and teen titans related), arrested development, scrubs, saw, narnia, game of thrones, the middle, open to suggestions!

music

weezer, weird al, lana del rey, taylor swift, the cranberries, mitski, the cure, classical (no particular artist), lemon demon, MIKA (kinda), nirvana, open to suggestions here too!!

books

maze runner, twilight, aubreyad, most neil gaiman, suggestions?

actors

will poulter, jacob elordi michael cera, paul dano, elizabeth mitchell, josh holloway, cillian murphy, charles dance

tags

#liveblogging my brain my original post/talking tag

#peter calamy my beloved peter..

#bookblogging stuff abt writing idk

#maddie MADDIE TAG YAHOO!! YIPPEE!!!

#weevil mentioned master and commander tag

#is that a community reference?! community tag

#my art art that yours truly made

#penis penis related posts (new mutuals don't have to understand, just support me)

#asks ask tag

#boobs.. baby/brando tag

mutual birthdays (please send me urs if u feel comfortable!!!)

Jan. 24 - Maddie (@hinako-supremacy)

Jan. 29 - Kid (@kidfoundonstreets)

Feb. 28 - Vivian (@notmonaca)

Mar. 15 - August (@suburbanlegnd)

Apr. 16 - Arizona (@obsessivedaydreamer)

Jul. 15 - Sy (@sypersweet)

Aug. 13 - Sophie (@pyromaniac-on-caffeine) (yay irl friends!!)

Aug. 14 - Johnny boy (@notsosillyanymore-ehbatman)

Sep. 7 - Me, Christy (@stripesysheaven) (BIRTHDAY TWINS YIPEEEE)

Sep. 14 - Stevie (@allthebestcowboyshavedaddyissues)

Sep. 25 - Claire (@epiphytecanopy)

Oct. 5 - Nalu (@unorthodox-oblivion)

my fursonas^

[pumpkinpire]

HEY @moonbtch! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE STIMATHON!

TIME TO CHANNEL THE STILL VERY ALIVE WEIRD AL YANKOVIC FOR THE BEST GIFT I CAN GIVE ATM

Jorbo's Moon by Jhost (Jorbo Ghost)

It's been a long time coming I'm gnawing in for you, my friend In where the magic blossoms I'm gnawing in for you, my friend

Though your L.U.N.A. droid is tired We come back to haunt her once again And though the moonbase was rewired, Now, it's time for us to gnaw again Tonight,

It's a Jorbo's Moon!

Within Earth's orbit, sister We're stimming here with you, my friend (WAAAAAAH!!) On stream so Twitch can record it We're stimming here with you, my friend

Though your L.U.N.A. droid is tired We come back to haunt her once again And though the moonbase was rewired, Now, it's time for us to gnaw again Tonight, it's a Jorbo's Moon! Celare Jorbo mea Jorbs tua, yippee mea Celare jorbo mea Jorbs vincit omnia

I'm stimming! I'm Jorbing! To see you One last time together

Though your L.U.N.A. droid is tired We come back to haunt her once again And though the moonbase was rewired, Now, it's time for us to gnaw again Our chaos conquers all, my friend!

Tonight, it's a Jorbo's Moon!

Jorbo, Jorbo, Jorbo's Moon! Jorbing Jorbing Jorbos! EVILJORBING, Jorbos!

[peachpopfizz]

yk the first couple of episode drops were a bit ehh to me but like.. these two just hit Right. maybe bc i knew what to expect pacing/story wise now? either way, they're def my faves so far, especially ep 5. that's my Favorite favorite :]

spoilers for both eps under the cut, mostly just me blabberin abt what i liked (warning: its alotta alastor)

for ep 5, at first i thought charlastors/radiobelles were winning (and while i don't ship it myself, i was happy for em) but then the realization of 'wait wait wait this isn't romo at all, alastors tryna be a FATHER FIGURE?!' hit instead and i went WILD bc thats 1000% my preferred dynamic for charlie and al. so uh.. yippee dadlastors, sorry charlastors..? gsjahafdaj

also the "Ha! Fuck you." im normal im normal im NORMAL im SOOOO FUCKIN NORMAL (IM CRAZY IM VRAZY I CRAZY IM CRASTY IM FUCKI)

mimzy!! (mimzie??) her intro was abrupt, but she seems like a doll, and her hug with al was real cute. tho i do think she needed that metaphorical kick in the ass abt al's thoughts when it comes to her leeching off his strength for protection. about that..

ALASTOR ACTUALLY CARES. HE CARES. (seemingly, at least). LIKE, HE ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY, NON-FANONILY, GIVES A DAMN ABT THE HOTEL. HE WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO PROTECT THE PLACE AND TOLD MIMZY TO LEAVE IF SHE DIDN'T COME FOR REDEMPTION. MAYBE ITS IN HIS OWN WEIRD-GUARDED-PETTY WAY BUT FUCK FUCK HOOOLLLYY FUCK ALASTOR CARES

and one more thing b4 i move onto ep 6, i've already seen some ppl comparing what al did to husk in the hall to angel and val's dynamic, and while i do agree the two are both trapped in unsavory deals (loser, baby literally confirms this) i don't think al's ANYWHERE near as bad as val. was what he did fucked up? oh, yes, definitely. but it really?? shouldn't be surprising??? al's in hell ‘n has all this status for a reason, so i was really just waitin for a moment like that to happen. however, it didn't do any lasting damage. at least i really wouldn't say so. most it did was scare the shit out of husk for a minute, nowhere close to what val does to angel on the daily (see: episode 6). tho im willing to admit i might be lookin thru rose colored glasses bc i love al as a character. my opinion might change when/if the actual conditions of al and husks deal are revealed, but as of rn, i think al acted as he did there bc husk attacked a reeeally sensitive subject. he would've just been the petty bitch he always is if husk said like.. anythin else. oh and uhh yeah im abt 85% sure he and lilith have SOMETHING goin on. idk who the hell else would be powerful enough to have alastor on a leash

..oh yeah, lastly, lucifer was cool :] silly silly guy (with lotsa trauma) that hit me right in the daddy issues. funny tho, i rlly dont have much to say abt the guy despite the ep literally being focused on him. his song with charile was spectacular though, i need to listen to it on its own immediately

okokok, episode 6, finally, hopefully shorter than the mess of text above

first off. vaggie = fallen angel theorists, i would like to bow down and apologize for ever doubting you. i was one of the skeptics, i really was, but the show did it in a way that (albeit rushed, but what hasn't been so far?, thaaanks, 8-episode limit..) made it seem believable, with assdam calling her out for it..

but putting adam aside, uh, lute?? maam?? holy fuck, step on me??? please???? i mean uh. sick character design yk ahah ^^

whats her name.. emily? the younger seraphim girl, i liked her, she was a cutie. she really did just seem like heavens version of charlie. and the older seraphim woman i (expectedly) have mixed feelings abt. i feel like all would've be great it adam got outta her damn ear cause she might've actually be down to try the hotel with em gone.. angel was doing so well

speaking of angel, ANGEL!! oh lookit that character development, charlie's gonna be so fuckn proud!!! also, CHERRI!!!! saw someone else say cherris the devil on angels shoulder while husks the (heh) angel, and i have to say i agree. they both want the best for him, they just have different ways of goin about it.

unsurprisingly, fuck Valentino. although i did notice he was wearing a dress today, so. (through gritted teeth) slay.

thiiink that's all i gotta say for today?? besides the fact that next week is gonna be agonizing, ofc :] buckle up ppl we might get a genuine, emotional chaggie fight come next thursday

..oh yeah!! molly!!! we briefly saw molly!!!! i hope youre absolutely thriving girl, you deserve no less <3

[neuroticdragon]

I had a minor medical procedure today and while it went very well, I feel like a dehydrated crumpled spider.

I always go into a hospital extremely nervous and thankfully everyone around me was very understanding. One nurse even said "I'd be more concerned if you weren't."

I had to go under during the procedure and it always weirds me out because of how it seems to happen instantaneously.

They inserted the drugs into my IV and told me the best way was not to fight it.

I remember saying "I feel really dizzy" and let the drugs overcome me. Next thing I knew I woke up and my partner had just arrived to come pick me up.

Unfortunately I'm feeling quite woozy and I have a nasty headache, but luckily I'm drinking my weight in water, Gatorade, juice, and Ginger Ale, and spending all day in bed.

I did get a small burger but since I haven't eaten in a couple days I could barely finish half of it. Guess it'll also be my dinner.

Mom said if I'm anything like her I'll be fine tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get ice cream. Yippee!

[mystersydster]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Wild horses - The Rolling Stones

Maxwell’s silver Hammer - The Beatles

Pigs on the wing 2 - Pink Floyd

Some girls - The Rolling Stones

Alternative Polka - Weird Al Yankovic

(Yippee!!!!)

[supervettesixpack]

* redraw ( oh em gee )

* this is like a 5 month difference ( first one is new!!! :3 )

[pumpkinsy0]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE ALL YOUR POST AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD POST ANY HEADCANONS ABOUT THE SHEPARDS, PURLY, THE CURTIS GANG IT DOESN"T MATTER! <3 <3 💖

YES!!!!

i was just about to post the haitian heritage month thingy SO ILL JUST MAKE THAT THIS POST

BUT ANYWHO

curly (or rlly angela im ngl) taught pony how to dance méringue (not to b confused w merengue 2 different things guys i swear) and now sometimes they all dance together and laugh!!! its very fun and makes curly very happy to have his culture and his very weird bf and his sister mixed together in one thing!!!

makes him feel connected to his roots despite not being born in haiti so yippee!!!!

also throwing tim in here, but tim rlly loves raboday, u said it before and ill say it again he does

also!!! two bit speaks absolutely horrendous creole al just to ask for some food, like he goes “esek ou manje a??” instead of “ou gen manje” and the shepards just stare at him and sigh, theyre gonna give it to him regardless but damn bro cmon