#The Notetaker Talks [Broccoli]

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

wake up guys nEW WEIRD AL JUST DROPPED!!!

[🥦] ".....Am I really about to be revived by the power of Weird Al polka?"

[🥦] "...Yes, yes I am- Dont ask me how that works it just works like that."

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

[🥦] "Great! I've got a few questions prepared, give me just a moment-"

He pauses, before unclipping his mess of papers, shuffling through a few of them before reorganizing them, clipping them back into the clipboard. Clearly he didn't come prepared, but this did seem to be more of a last minute thing- The application for the newspaper that a quota to meet, and he intended on doing so. He'd be writing a different article, but he wasn't getting too far in his research there.

[🥦] "Alright, let's get started."

Broccoli mumbles, pencil to paper, and ready to go. The vegetable scribbles something down preemptively before stopping. He's ready to go, or at least appears to be some semblance of prepared for this interview, thankfully. You'd assume he'd come prepared, but more often than not, he isn't.

He takes another moment, placing the pencil back down by his side before he speaks up again. He probably won't stop asking questions for a little while-

[🥦] "Firstly, might I ask when this whole operation began?"

Pitter Patter Pitter Patter Pitter Patter

There's the distinct pitter patter one would expect from a shovelware character approaching, growing closer with each passing second. Usually, one be looking for something sweet or a fruit when that sound is heard, but instead you've got Broccoli, notepad in hand. He bounds up, the eraser end of a pencil pointed towards them.

[🥦] "Excuse me! Are you available for an interview?"

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@everyonesfavoritenotetaker

The technician had been simply fixated on repairing one of the broken cameras after one of his fellow cast-members had broken it in order to use the stand in a physical fight- He could still feel the bruise on his head from intervening between two spicy friends of his.. The apologies were enough to him, he figured.

But upon hearing the pitter-patter for the first few seconds, his head perks up.. What the hell was that? He cranes his head backward. "Wha.." He gazes at his eye-level first, then blinks, then looks a bit downward- He was rather taller in his human form, to see.. Oh, another object. He takes a breath in, and sees the piece of broccoli gesturing toward him with the buttend of the pencil, and he took a second to hear him out.

..A what? He physically would've recoiled in shock if not for his usual resistance to random things that happened at all times.

"A.. An interview? You've got the wrong person, pal. This place's where hopes and dreams wither away.. You sure you meant to interview like.. A better studio or something?" He speaks bluntly, yet there is a slight tilt of his head, but he takes a moment, and sighs.

"Alright, alright.. Hold on."

He pauses, and..

"If it's an interview you want, I guess it's an interview you'll get. What's up?"

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

"....What the #### is a super boop-?"

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

"Howdy." Broccoli mumbles, not quite looking up from their notepad. "What brings you to this corner of the internet, huh?" Whatever they're writing, it seems important. They continue to write, even while in the middle of talking.

Seems dedicated to their studies. Or they're scribbling nonsense onto the paper to pass the time, either seem reasonable. You won't find out either- Everytime you attempt to get a glimpse, it is turned away from you. What could be so-

Oh. Nevermind. The coffee they were drinking just spilled onto it.

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[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

He isn't too sure if he has to wear green or if he's free from the curse of being pinched on Saint Patrick's Day due to the fact he is solely green. Nobody has pinched him before when he hasn't worn anything, but he doesn't know if other people are just confused too, if he hasn't ran into someone willing to pinch him, or if he just fits the criteria.

I mean, it's stated to WEAR green, but how lenient does that get?

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

.....Guess who looked!

. "Sometimes the point of sharing a meme is to provoke certain emotions from whom you're sharing it to... whether they love it or not.

Observe."

@everyonesfavoritenotetaker do not look-

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

. "Hello there! Is your refrigerator running?"

(A phone call for Broccoli.)

Broccoli, who just got done dragging Lemon back to the apartment complex, is on the other end of the line. He's tempted to hang up, but plays along nonetheless.

".....I think so." Broccoli can be heard slowly opening his refrigerator, before shutting it again. "Yeah."

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

bockoly

"Yes- That is me." Broccoli thinks over the pronunciation, somewhat puzzled. He thought this was his name being said- It sounded like it.

It had all the essential components to it- right?

"I think-" They mumbled.

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

Aaaanddd that's enough of that. Cantaloupe leaps up, going back to his original, cartoony self- Snapping Broccoli back with him as well.

[🍈]"YOU LITTLE-" Is all that is heard before Cantaloupe takes chase, dashing after the now scrambling vegetable.

[🍈] "GET BACK HERE, ILL SHOW YOU BALD!"

Oh and uh. Happy release date, Lemon </3

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

Well that's not good.

Broccoli freezes for a moment, fight or flight turning into a straight up FREEZE. There's a long silence from the vegetable, before he speaks up in a shaky, somewhat frightened voice.

"Oh, uh- Thank you- I'm just gonna." Broccoli slowly begins to slink back to the elevator. Better to be safe than. Well. Eaten.

"Gggggggo-" He slowly ducks into the elevator, before quickly looking over the button panel.

Get to clicking, Broccoli. Get to clicking.

Ah, it appears another roblox character has wandered off from their own game. Oops! Can't say it hasn't happened before.

The elevator opens with a ding, revealing a confused looking Broccoli holding a crumpled up map- Slightly burnt, with a princess cap on. ."....Uh- Would you happen to know the way back to the show with the banana-?"

I don't think Broccoli understands that he's gonna have to be more specific about that.

@everyonesfavoritenotetaker

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

"Ooookkkkaay. I know it isn't chocolate chip cookie day or anything anymore but I remade the cookies to make up for yesterday-"

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

Beats to death with water balloons

"I hope you guys like cookies, it's national chocolate ch-"

Oh good lord.

....Cue the dramatic music.

Broccoli doesn't even have a moment to process what's flying towards them, before BAM!

Within SECONDS, the cookies go flying as Broccoli is pelted with water balloons, the first of which hitting the back of their florets, sending them tumbling forward.

Until the water balloons die down. Broccoli drops to their knees.

The vegetable sits in stunned silence, trying to fully take in what just happened [as well as what just happened to the cookies they spent the past few hours baking].

I guess nobody is getting cookies

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

🎨

Broccoli has woken up to find something... peculiar on their computer.

They were up for a while last night, but they don't recognize the file name at all. Some powerpoint- He doesn't even bother opening it- Whatever is in it is probably not important.

That is, until they realize the file name is some horrible misspelling of "Banana"

....

And then they realize what this was for.

Oh.

Oh no.

Broccoli lets out a defeated sigh, loading up the powerpoint.

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

How close are Lemon and Broccoli, actually?

Apple and Broccoli are now sitting at the curb of Marsh's, Apple struggling with the wrapper of the snacks he just bought.

Lemon, on the other hand, is just now leaving the store.

[🥦]"....Well, it's a bit complicated- I mean- Not THAT way, but we're just- Yknow, good friends! I care about him, and I'm sure if I went missing he'd do the sa-"

....Apple is very fast to butt in, with his own thoughts on the matter.

[🍎]"They're gay." VINE BOOM

He's quite confident with this assumption, too.

Broccoli is quick to defend themself.

[🥦]"AM NOT-"

[🍎]"Are too-!" Apple begins to laugh, finding Broccolis sudden defense quite amusing.

[🥦]"Have you EVER heard of people being JUST FRIENDS- We ARENT like that."

[🍎]"Please, with the way you guys act? You're kidding yoursel-"

Lemon walks up, before sitting down next to them. It shuts them both up quite quickly.

[🍋]"....Hi. Sorry about that."

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

".....What the hell-?"

[everyonesfavoritenotetaker]

"Wait, you wear glasses?"

"....Yeah-" Broccoli mumbles, raising an eyebrow. "I've had these for like-" Broccoli pauses, trying to think of how long its been. "...forever-"

It's an exaggeration, but not much of one. Even then, it'd be impossible to tell under all that flora anyway.

"I mean, it's really not a big deal. Sometimes I use contacts-"