#weep tears of joy

[skipppppy]

PSA: If you played BotW, Tears of the Kingdom will connect to your save data so you can keep the same horses in both games. Nothing else in my life matters right now. This is the best feature they ever could’ve added. 100/10

[brytnoter]

New chapter of a fanfic up on my screen and ready to read

Leaves the room to get a snack

Realises I just skimmed the first paragraph because I was so distracted by the food i was shoveling into my mouth

Thinking damn I fucking love trifle

Four or so lines ignored and my eye just falls on a line of dialogue.

Knowing it's Optimus Prime from the way it's phrased.

I missed the part where it said Optimus approached and then went to a new line because a line of dialogue was being written.

KNOWING IT'S OPTIMUS PRIME FROM THE WAY IT IS PHRASED.

I don't know how other people quantify "good writing" aside from plot ideas and feelings evoked, but being able to write a character so well that coming out of a tasty food daze and knowing exactly who is speaking just from the word choice!!!!!!!

[emmg]

Where’s the AU where Emmrich accidentally becomes a sugar daddy because Rook’s broke as shit and Emmrich’s just like, “How endearing,” while unknowingly bankrolling this goblin’s pathetic, chaotic existence?

[blabberoo]

them being peaceful <3

[judesmoonbeauty]

DROP YOUR PV

[overdressedcarp]

One thing I think about sometimes is that there's a dialogue chain in one of Ratio's text messages where he sends us the blueprints for what he explicitly describes as "an anti-planetary weapon design that [he] once devised," which apparently comes with the potential to turn into a full-on gundam???? He says that the necessary materials haven't been developed yet, but that the Guild is working on it and should have results within the next five Amber Eras.

For those who've read his third character story, the phrasing of "anti-planetary weapon" should register as both familiar and odd, especially considering how blasé he is in describing it to the Trailblazer.

My read on the character story is that the creation of the anti-planetary weapon was (whether consciously or not) a compromise to his principles in pursuit of Nous's gaze, and that the IPC's interest in said weapon was his reality check that he didn't want to become the sort of person who pursued knowledge without regard for human life. Even if you don't take that reading, Ratio is more than smart enough to recognize that the IPC can and has used threats like the Antimatter Legion and the Swarm as excuses to develop and unleash weapons with galaxy-scale collateral damage. (See: the Imaginary pulse weapon in this side quest on Penacony.)

When we ask for a weapon for the Express, Ratio tells us that high-caliber armaments are a necessity for traversing the cosmos, which isn't exactly wrong in light of how we deal with Sunday in Penacony, but turning the train into a battering ram is a far cry from turning it into something that could destroy a planet. The fact that the projected timeline is on a scale of Amber Eras suggests to me that he's being at least somewhat facetious about the idea of a collaboration, especially since the whole reason we're having the conversation is that he wanted us to lob thought experiments at him to distract him from work stress. But he does send us a blueprint file, and the terminology of an "anti-planetary weapon" (specifically one he designed in the past, rather than at our request) feels way too specific to be a coincidence.

I have a pet theory that the gundam design is a form of malicious compliance toward the IPC, and the reason the Guild can't even figure out the materials is because he deliberately handed them a nightmare monstrosity of a blueprint and then refused to elaborate.

(The bill of materials casually demands components that break the laws of physics. There are whole pages of math so complicated no one can parse enough of it to conclusively prove that it's bullshit and not just the revolutionary innovations of a man five Amber Eras ahead of his time. The research team sends a terrified intern to ask if the orbital laser cannon really needs to turn into a humanoid assault mech. He shakes his head and tells them that if they truly understood his work then they wouldn't ask such pointless questions.)

[shivroy]

my favorite image ever in the entire world #kendalling

available as a print on my INPRNT if you love jeremy strong and his enigmatic spoon and beautiful spirit as much as i do ❤️

[tomatosoupandpasta]

OH MY GOD?!?!

The power of mafuena gang

[mydirtyvalentine]

oh my goodness 5 months until my top surgery day !!

[vendeglo]

why is cupistol so fucking shitty his spirit is like86 right now but his damage output is like 1/3 of komasans and they basically have the same spirit i am so vexxed pver this its not even funny

[eldritch-spouse]

https://youtu.be/Lg6GuIJJSDM?si=hD4zLMxhBKKdrkg6

The lust, pride, and wrath queens have a slightly heated discussion

Imagine they're at the fanciest restaurant in Gluttony, they have the entire floor to themselves but the people on the floor above can still hear them bicker.

" Describe what type of cheese can be considered romantic. "

" Um well- Y'know- "

" We DON'T know. "

" ... It's more so the way it's presented. Like from the back and- "

" OH MY GOD- Just because something's not facing you doesn't mean they're presenting for you, pervert! How do you sexualize cheese?! "

" Garçon, remove the cheese from the table immediately. "

" Yess, bring us the meats. "

" I hate you. So. Much. "

[thebirdandhersong]

btw if you know good ways to deal with an achey heart (this is not a physical condition btw I just happen to be in love for the second time in my life and it is awful) I would also appreciate practical wisdom!!!

[alphacrone]

the greatest heroes of our generation are people who stumble across a multi-chapter fic and leave a comment on every. single. chapter.

[walking-circles]

logan whitehurst tmbg cover save me

[princehendir]

Sorry but half the time when I read posts on here I'm like "i agree with you but unless the revolution is happening very very very soon this entire conversation is moot."

[bluecookiesabi]

YES! HAHAHA...YES!