#weed cw ?? LMAO

[xochimillilili]

Kintober day 8: Intox

Recently just been reallyyyy into the idea of getting my cute little pet all fuzzy headed and high. Sitting them on my lap while we watch a movie, maybe at one point giving them a little snack, a little doggie treat, for always being such a good sweet pup. Giving it to them directly in their mouth, and keeping my fingers in their mouth after they swallow it, have them keep resting on me until their whole entire body feels all fuzzy, all soft and needy as they realize they're sucking and drooling on my fingers.

I want to slowly grope them all over, squeeze and grip on their soft tits, rub their tummy and gently scratch my nails along their hips down to their plush soft thighs. Each movement breaking them down even more until they're moaning and babbling with the lightest of touch, completely empty headed for me and slowly grinding on my cock

Barely able to even form out words to tell me what they want, just whining so sweetly like a cute puppy should. Want to pull on their collar, get them even blushier as I see how they cutely paw at my chest and the top of my shorts

Gently whispering,"what's that pup? Seems you're all worked up now hmm? Seems you want a different kind of treat now... maybe you wanna bounce on your favorite toy~? Come on honey, show me exactly what you want~" as I pull my throbbing cock out and see how they cutely drool with need~ ♡

[saeyoungchoismaid]

I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT SEBASTIAN IS CANONICALLY A SMOKER AND USED TO HAVE A BONG IN HIS ROOM BEFORE THEY UPDATED THE GAME

They eventually turned it into a vase and now it's just not there at all

[currentlylurking]

every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.

Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.

So he'd invited Clockwork.

And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???

[lazycranberrydoodles]

[cas-t4t-iel]

@indridnotkin has never seen supernatural so im rewatching, and am drawing spn art in the year 2024 😮‍💨

[princehoneytea]

i like drawing when im high bc it doesnt look very good but it breaks down my thought process into a buncha funny looking shapes

[techno-rat]

ok wait

[usergwen]

"do I roll like your girlfriend?"

[vhvrs]

underrated tiny overalls bobby

[dlsau]

The funniest possible outcome is that this au is just solar on drugs

I don’t know what you’re—

O shit they’re using him again. Uhh… nobody panic I’ll think of something.

[lone-pylon]

Vape defender

[zorosdimples]

cracking up bc i have a long weekend and i told my mom about it over the phone. at the end of our call, she said, “now go get high and enjoy your weekend! you deserve it!”

[saeyoungchoismaid]

Should I get high and write a drabble w someone for 4/20?? 💀

[lazycranberrydoodles]

xie lian’s 3 weed smoking girlfriends

[punkbarbarian]

fucked up i dont really like dragonfruit bc the dispensary has a new strain called dungeons and dragonfruit…. temptation…