#weed cw ?? LMAO

[xochimillilili]

Kintober day 8: Intox

Recently just been reallyyyy into the idea of getting my cute little pet all fuzzy headed and high. Sitting them on my lap while we watch a movie, maybe at one point giving them a little snack, a little doggie treat, for always being such a good sweet pup. Giving it to them directly in their mouth, and keeping my fingers in their mouth after they swallow it, have them keep resting on me until their whole entire body feels all fuzzy, all soft and needy as they realize they're sucking and drooling on my fingers.

I want to slowly grope them all over, squeeze and grip on their soft tits, rub their tummy and gently scratch my nails along their hips down to their plush soft thighs. Each movement breaking them down even more until they're moaning and babbling with the lightest of touch, completely empty headed for me and slowly grinding on my cock

Barely able to even form out words to tell me what they want, just whining so sweetly like a cute puppy should. Want to pull on their collar, get them even blushier as I see how they cutely paw at my chest and the top of my shorts

Gently whispering,"what's that pup? Seems you're all worked up now hmm? Seems you want a different kind of treat now... maybe you wanna bounce on your favorite toy~? Come on honey, show me exactly what you want~" as I pull my throbbing cock out and see how they cutely drool with need~ ♡

[saeyoungchoismaid]

I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT SEBASTIAN IS CANONICALLY A SMOKER AND USED TO HAVE A BONG IN HIS ROOM BEFORE THEY UPDATED THE GAME

They eventually turned it into a vase and now it's just not there at all

[currentlylurking]

every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.

Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.

So he'd invited Clockwork.

And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???

[lazycranberrydoodles]

[cas-t4t-iel]

@indridnotkin has never seen supernatural so im rewatching, and am drawing spn art in the year 2024 😮‍💨

[princehoneytea]

i like drawing when im high bc it doesnt look very good but it breaks down my thought process into a buncha funny looking shapes

[trannysideblog]

gawwwd my T dose increased and it made me significantly hornier and urrrrrrrrrrg I need my wife to RUIN me!!! rutting against my pillow just imagining her knowing how pent up i am,,, and getting me suuuuper high so I turn all mutt-brained.. she notices how i begin humping her knee in our thc-infused-embrace, and take advantage of how desperately needy i am 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 anyways how r u doin ^_^"

[techno-rat]

ok wait

[dragqueenstarscream]

Do you ever wonder, how would deceptions and autobots act while off that zaza

- very tired 🫀 ankn

i've never been high in my life unless you count the post surgery anesthesia loopiness, so take what i say with a grain of salt, but i imagine that they'd be like themselves, but... worse. if that makes sense. like for a lot of them, they'd just be themselves, but cranked up to eleven. and hungry. very very hungry.

if we're talking tfp, then the most interesting ones for me would be optimus, megatron, and soundwave. optimus would probably let his guard down and start spilling all of his insecurities, this thousand yard stare on his face as he talks about how he feels incompetent as a prime because he just let cybertron die.

megatron would also get weirdly emotional. he'd mellow out a lot, which sets the decepticons on edge, but he'd start confiding in soundwave about how it felt to have unicron in his head, his jealousy towards optimus, and a million other things that he normally wouldn't say. (this is assuming that he's getting high on robot weed and not snorting space meth again.)

and soundwave... soundwave would just. stare. i picture him lying on his back, looking straight up at the ceiling, not saying a word. his screen is displaying weird swirly tie dye patterns. he doesn't move for a solid day. it's unsettling seeing him like this, but he'll break out of it. probably.

[eggnoodlesoop]

yeagh

[darthlexapro]

"do I roll like your girlfriend?"

[vhvrs]

underrated tiny overalls bobby

[lazycranberrydoodles]

xie lian’s 3 weed smoking girlfriends

[dlsau]

The funniest possible outcome is that this au is just solar on drugs

I don’t know what you’re—

O shit they’re using him again. Uhh… nobody panic I’ll think of something.

[lone-pylon]

Vape defender