#weed bro

[agtartzz]

cooked

[slimewares]

as you transition you become much closer with male friends. they’re genuinely encouraging and supportive. one day, one of them invites you over to smoke and play video games. as you both get progressively higher, he starts asking you questions about how your transition is going. you enthuse about how at home you feel in your body and how free you feel after getting top surgery. he blushes a bit and stumbles over his words as he asks you about getting “everything done” surgery wise. you admit that you’ve considered it, but you’re very happy with your tdick. he stares at you blankly, he has no idea what that is. in your drug induced haze, you smirk and offer to show him. you lie back on the couch and pull down your boxers and open your legs, allowing him to inspect you. he giggles and his face goes even redder, but he lowers himself between your legs to get a good look at your cock and your cunt. he even pokes and prods a bit, watching the way your cock twitches to life. there’s a moment where you wonder if he’s gonna put his fingers inside of you or put his mouth on you, but he doesn’t. his curiosity seems to be genuine and you find it kinda endearing.

at some point you must have fallen asleep, because you wake up on the couch late in the night. you’re still totally out of it, but you feel comforted by a heavy warmth on top of you. you come to and quickly realize that your friend is asleep on top of you and holding you in his arms, you’d be disturbed if you didn’t trust him so much, it’s actually sort of sweet. at least until you realize that you’re still naked from the waist down. you try to squirm away to grab your clothes, but he holds you closer and shifts against you in his sleep. you feel something between your legs and look down to see that he’s hard in his boxers. he makes a soft noise and starts moving against you. you figure he must be having a wet dream. he gently rocks back and forth against your bare cunt and you blush as you feel yourself getting wet. you again try to move away but you only succeed in shifting his boxers so now his cock is peaking thru the front of them. god, he’s so hard. you hear him let out a satisfied groan as his raw cock rubs up against your wet pussy. you try to stifle your own moan as you feel the tip of his cock against your entrance, almost slipping in. he continues thrusting against you for a while until he starts breathing heavier and moving faster. he’s getting close, oh fuck, you’ve really got to stop this now. you make one last attempt to get away without waking him up, but he suddenly drives his hips forward and you feel the head of his cock slide into your unprotected pussy. you instantly freeze. he’s so big! his instincts take over and he drives himself even deeper into you, pushing the entirety of his cock inside of you, all the way up to your womb. it feels unbelievable. he continues thrusting into you at a fast pace and you feel him throbbing in you. he’s fucking you. god, what do you do? this is so fucking wrong, but it feels so good. you feel his cock start to twitch like crazy inside of you. fuck, he’s really about to cum! what the hell, you figure you may at least enjoy this while you still can. you reach your hand to your tdick and start quickly jerking yourself off. with one final deep thrust he’s moaning into the crook of your neck as he pumps his seed into you. your eyes roll back in your head in ecstasy as the feeling of his sperm flooding your womb pushes you over the edge of your own orgasm. you lie there satisfied as you feel his cum start to overflow your pussy. as his cock softens and slips out of you, you close your eyes, pretend to be asleep, and hope that when he wakes up, he’ll still be too high and you can pretend that you have no idea what or even if anything happened. little do you know he’s hoping the same thing…

[anghelcode]

"Transformers Animated is peak you should watch it"

Transformers Animated:

edit: oh shit i didnt think this would blow up 😭 seeing many people like this makes me giggle but also i feel a bit shy about this AYGOYDOUYD96ROGYD you guys surprise me a lot

edit 2: 300+ notes where did u come from...

[ellstronaut]

not to be that person but fuck

n don’t get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick it’s palpable no “fuck why are these jeans glued on” no “clumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidating” no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because

“dino boxers really?”

the way they’d be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams “yeah? n what you’re gonna do about it?” or maybe they’re flustered but that’s hot either way because it’s them, it’s their quirk

It’s the little details

The vulnerability? The insecurities—trying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories

but it’s their touch—guidance—that unspoken “you’re safe with me”

Subtle hotness/intimacy man

But yeah sex sells. Let’s be real. It’s a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations

[3idiotsandarainbow]

Day 26: Relaxation

Killer I don't think he's listening to you. killer. killer can you hear me. KILLER!!!

- irra

[localgardenweed]

One last kiss before he plummets to earth to die or whatever

[mossyfig]

Very WIP of Senior Year Normal and Hermie!! Wanted to share my designs for them!!!!

[indigo-flowers09]

GUYS IM ACTUALLY POSTING ART CLOSER THAN A MONTH+ APART

New smiling friends episode tonight, haven’t seen it yet but i’ll check it out soon and probably rewatch the whole show lol

also

[mookmayor]

HUEY NO

[bluenettetheclown]

If Geeta asks its a water in the vape

Wallpaper pattern is royalty free from vector pattern.com

[miffydemon]

princess peach smoking weed

[imagine-darksiders]

The dress I wore vs the dress they edited me into.

[marclef]

That "Doctor Zaza" spam message is not only freaking halarious, but it's gotten me curious as to what Fake Peppino would look like if he was just high af

...... you wanna know what the dumb thing is.

this IS something i've legitimately had a couple headcanons about hehe 😅

for my Fake Peppino, since he absorbs stuff so well, if by chance he ended up ingesting any smoke or edible into his system, it'd hit him HARD, getting him so out of it and relaxed that he'd barely be able to keep form. literally just a living goop pile at that point.

(lost in the sauce........)

and another thing, he'd be even clingier to friends/others around him than normal. probably going up to Peppino or somebody and trying to wrap around them, which, at that point, wouldn't even be dangerous at all from how goopy he is. it would just be real sticky.

the good, goopy boy just wants to be real clingy now.

[k-mraz]

Asked one person to delete their edit of my recent comic I never gave permission for, never got a reply, they blocked me and the edit is still up. No respect for artists on this site smh 😔

[chilchussy]

Miku if she was from my town (feat. andy warhol’s BigSoup)

[doloneia]

on one hand the reunion of odysseus and laertes is a very emotional scene and very heartwarming. on the other its incredibly funny that odysseus’ first instinct upon seeing his dad sobbing in grief is to lie for no reason